Pete opens up his sexual sound effect catalogue for the world to endure, while Luke revels in being the bad boy of garlic pressing. Just a normal show, then. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow . Subscribe to our YouTube HERE . ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal...
Jan 25, 2024•34 min
If you think you know Pete Donaldson, can you guess what his favourite movie of all time is? He reveals all on today's show. Elsewhere, a listener tells Luke and Pete about the worst thing they ever did at school and the lads assess the music careers of Phil Collins and PJ & Duncan (aka Ant & Dec). You can decide who is the more impactful artist... Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're...
Jan 22, 2024•28 min
Pete's Toyota Century saga rolls on! Today, we find out that things have amazingly got even worse for Donny. Elsewhere, Luke is forced to bring up the trauma of the time he lived with Pete for a week and we get an update on Pete's dad's current routine. Plus, there is a rare cameo from Luke's cat. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow . Subscri...
Jan 18, 2024•34 min
Pete's house is the only one in the street at hasn't been affected by power cuts recently so he has been handing out free electricity to his neighbours. Luke thinks he's being scammed... Elsewhere, Luke and Pete reveal what they were like in school and Pete gives us his predictions for 2024. They're predictably pessimistic. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @t...
Jan 15, 2024•29 min
The day we never thought would arrive is finally here! The tax man has finally caught up with Pete Donaldson… Today, Pete tells us all about that before the wife Luke has access to provides live feedback to some of Luke’s complaints on the podcast. Plus, we get an update on the most (de)pressing story on The Luke and Pete Show right now… Pete’s new car. Is it still in Southampton? Listen to find out! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on ...
Jan 11, 2024•35 min
Luke is trying to buy a safe. His journey into fatherhood is officially complete. Today, he and Pete hear from a listener that found a stash of Gaviscon buried in their local park. On top of that, a different listener tells them about the time that they once caught some renegade putting brown sauce on a slice of cake. Incredible behaviour. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tikt...
Jan 08, 2024•34 min
It’s 2024 and Luke’s on a health kick. Pete doesn’t need a health kick, however, as he’s losing enough weight stressing about how to get access to his new car. He tells us all about that and Luke tells us about the new Mickey Mouse horror movie. The lads then stick two fingers up to the haters and prove that the battery feature still lives on, stronger than ever, in 2024. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukean...
Jan 04, 2024•35 min
Pete has started the year by disappointing himself. Sounds like every other year then… Today, he and Luke try to work out how he can drive his new car home without any number plates. Speaking of Pete’s schemes, we also get an update on his mission to own a Mr Doughnut. 2024's going to be a vintage year. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow . Subscribe to our YouTube HERE . ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a...
Jan 01, 2024•31 min
It’s the period between Christmas and New Year and Luke and Pete have descended into madness. The result? They’re trying to work out what explicit items you could 3D print. Elsewhere, Pete explains why the partner he has access to wouldn’t buy the Christmas present he really wanted. She’s probably made a sensible decision, to be honest… We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow . Subscribe to our YouTube HERE . ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wher...
Dec 28, 2023•32 min
Merry Christmas from the Luke and Pete Show! Today, we're celebrating the big day by re-reading our most famous Christmas tale and revelling in the festive spirit of calling your mum a greedy c... We also hear some new festive stories which include a quite cruel Christmas Day prank and an incident where one of our listeners almost "killed" their grandfather. Don't worry, he was laughing in the end! We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow . Subscribe to our YouTube HERE . ***Pleas...
Dec 25, 2023•29 min
"You can't do anything these days", except dress up as a group of priests and sail down your local river in a raft called the "Boat out of Hell". Today, Luke and Pete officially kick-off Christmas by reading out your Christmas traditions. Is there anything more devious than putting Baileys on your Cornflakes? We'll let you decide... We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow . Subscribe to our YouTube HERE . ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever...
Dec 21, 2023•37 min
Future divorcees Pete and Luke take cringe culture to task, and Pete's got a rather unwelcome update on the imported Japanese car front (it's arriving at a most unfortunate time and yes, he's absolutely fine with that.) Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. This Thursday - the first of our two Luke and Pete Show Christmas shows! Strap yourselves in... with a string of tinsel. We're also now on Tikto...
Dec 18, 2023•32 min
Pete’s getting a new car and he’s ordered it from Japan, obviously. The lads track the car's journey across the sea on today’s show. Elsewhere, Luke and Pete take a moment to enjoy Jeremy Vine's latest faux pas and a listener sets the parameters in which the battery feature will end. You better send us your new players! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelu...
Dec 14, 2023•30 min
Christmas is a time for friends and family. For Luke and Pete, that means spending the evening going to see an indie band together. Today, we hear all about that recent social excursion. Pete then stays in the Christmas spirit by updating us on his annual trip home to settle differences with his family and the lads try and decide if a BBC presenter should be sticking their middle finger up just before they read the news. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you...
Dec 11, 2023•34 min
Introducing Pete’s new golfing alter ego, Wentworth Bones. Wentworth Bones’ personality traits are just as unpredictable and chaotic as you might expect… Once the meet and greet is over, Luke then tells Pete all about how he got revenge over one of his fellow passengers on his flight back from America. Plus, Pete explains why he had to wear surgical gloves while putting up his Christmas lights at the weekend. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in ...
Dec 07, 2023•31 min
A listener, Martyn, caused quite a stir in the Luke and Pete Show community a few weeks ago by sending a photo of what appeared to be a fridge built into a fence. Today, Martyn is back with a much-needed update on the situation. Elsewhere, Luke tells Pete all about his trip to America and the latest 3D printing antics from stateside. He also offers Pete a brand new scarf. But not from the 3D printer. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on ...
Dec 04, 2023•40 min
Pete wants to start a cult. Is anyone surprised by this news? Once Luke has delved into that a bit more on today's show, he then tells Pete all about the trauma he suffered after watching a horror movie as a child. Speaking of which, is it good parenting to play a paranormal prank on your children when they’re already scared of ghosts? We'll let you decide... Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We...
Nov 30, 2023•31 min
Have you ever wondered what happens if you eat scampi fries that are three years out of date? Unfortunately, one of our listeners has found out. Today, we hear all about that and Pete tells us about the time he made a major faux pas while presenting a Battle of the Bands competition in the Hard Rock Cafe. Donny really has led a glamorous life... Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now o...
Nov 27, 2023•25 min
Luke's been caught speeding. Sounds bad, but we quickly learn that Pete's traffic crimes are much worse. The lads then put on their tinfoil hats and question the legitimacy of bus lanes and damp meters. Plus, we discover that Pete can do an excellent impression of a mafia boss. That probably explains all the traffic crimes... Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us ...
Nov 23, 2023•36 min
Pete's trying to work out if he could park a Jet Ski on a double yellow line. Which we can all agree is great news for the Luke and Pete Show community. On top of that, the lads come to the realisation that it must be mad to work for the Guinness World Records and we read a quite baffling email about a fridge that appears to have been built into a fence. We must find out more! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @l...
Nov 20, 2023•31 min
Luke predicts how Pete will die on today’s show. It involves stomach problems and a bottle of Gaviscon, so he’s probably onto something… Elsewhere, Luke admits that he would like Louis Theroux to have a boxing fight with Piers Morgan and Pete reveals that he used to write his own comic strips. Should we be surprised? Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukea...
Nov 16, 2023•37 min
Pete almost got in a fight on his most recent weekend away. To be fair, it serves him right for going somewhere that wasn’t an indie bar. The lads then prove they are definitely too old for fighting as they discuss their favourite antacids and we read an email from a listener who visited the big Vegas sphere. It turns out Pete's prediction about the sphere has already come true... Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram...
Nov 13, 2023•31 min
We start today’s show by talking about Jet Skis but before long we’re talking about the impending death of civilisation in the Western world. Welcome to The Luke and Pete Show. If that’s not enough for you, Pete trims his nose hair live on the show and we hear about an NFT conference that made people go blind. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpetes...
Nov 09, 2023•31 min
How does Pete not already own a Jet Ski? Luke encourages him to put that right on today's show. Plus, a listener shares some extremely worrying news for the Luke and Pete Show community as there is due to be an EU update to battery regulations. What! No more new players? Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow . Subscribe to our YouTube HERE . Ho...
Nov 06, 2023•30 min
Pete “skipped through” the UFO documentary that Luke recommended. That’s pretty good going for Donny, to be fair. Today, the lads discuss that and they also disagree over the legacy of Michael Parkinson. Plus, we encourage one of our listeners to listen to The Luke and Pete show during the birth of their child. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpete...
Nov 02, 2023•46 min
Pete was forced to drive a stranger's car over the weekend. I really don’t think the owner of the car knew what they were getting themselves in for. Speaking of which, a listener gets in touch on today’s show to review Donny’s small talk and we also read an email about a man who faked his own kidnapping. And no, that final story isn't also about Pete, thankfully. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow...
Oct 30, 2023•35 min
Would you remove your own gallbladder to be able to eat black pudding? That’s the dilemma that Pete is faced with on today’s show. On top of that, Donny also reveals his flood defence strategy - which is predictably illegal - and Luke tells us about the time he created “Bananageddon” as a child. Delicious? Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow ...
Oct 26, 2023•32 min
Luke needed a bigger boy to fix his computer and, amazingly, he asked Pete. Donny did spend the weekend taking his scooter apart, to be fair. Today, we hear all about that and we also read an email explaining what happens inside Berlin sex clubs. It is fair to say Luke and Pete aren’t now planning to visit one anytime soon. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @t...
Oct 23, 2023•25 min
Luke and Pete start today’s episode by giving out food safety advice. WARNING: Do not take food safety advice from Luke and Pete. You’ve heard about Donny’s health issues… Speaking of people doing things they’re not qualified for, the lads then give their thoughts on the latest YouTube boxing and they also hear from a listener who attended Ricky Lambert's latest protest. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeand...
Oct 19, 2023•36 min
Pete’s not into conspiracy theories but on today’s show he does admit that he thinks politicians are lizards. Seems reasonable. Luke questions why Pete still has all the same hobbies after finding out he's been giving out indie bar recommendations to listeners in Japan. Plus, the lads are introduced to the absolutely mental world of Freecycle. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on ...
Oct 16, 2023•33 min
