A photo has emerged where Luke and Pete look like Tony and A.J Soprano. The problem? We can’t decide which one is which. Elsewhere, we take an unexpected deep dive into the problems of modern society and reach a worrying proposition: will life actually be better in the Metaverse? Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 16, 2022•33 min
Pete enters into a state of general meltdown on today’s show. Surprisingly, it’s only partly due to his upcoming endoscopy. We also read a fascinating email concerning Dave TV and receive an unusual explanation for the Loch Ness Monster. Let’s hope Luke doesn’t see anything like that on his jolly in the Norfolk Broads. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
May 12, 2022•24 min
Pete’s turned into a film critic on today’s show, making an interesting case as to why Jackass should have won Best Picture at the Oscars. We then discuss pathological small town liars and Pete gives us another update on all his latest health concerns. If any doctors can help him please, PLEASE, get in touch! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 09, 2022•34 min
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for a hilarious unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday! Here's a little taste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 09, 2022•2 min
The boys are back and feeling silly after Pete tried to do a handbrake turn in the car park pre-show. Not sure why. We then learn the shocking news that Pete held down a proper job for six years and receive an email from a man who went to Norwich on our recommendation. As far as we’re concerned, if he’s going to follow one of our recommendations, he only has himself to blame. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lu...
May 05, 2022•30 min
It’s bank holiday Monday, baby. Sweet beans! In related news, Luke and Pete both have shocking admissions in relation to their beans consumption... We then debate the best UK supermarkets and discover that we are the SOLE reason a marathon runner has made it to the World Championships. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 02, 2022•35 min
Pete has been getting recommended indie clubs again - shock! However, this recommendation didn’t come from an expected source. The lads also discuss a new harrowing, yet thought-provoking Netflix documentary and Luke’s cat makes a surprise guest appearance! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 28, 2022•29 min
Today's the day! Pete finally talks about his trip to Wrestlemania, where he became obsessed with a wrestler called Mr Iguana, obviously. We then discuss the mad, but also slightly fascinating, possibility of Elon Musk buying Twitter and an email confirms Luke’s suspicions about hidden biker communities. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Apr 25, 2022•32 min
It’s the day of reckoning on the Luke and Pete Show as we finally get an update on whether Pete has bought a pub or not. From one seismic event to another, we then discuss potential new evidence that the Loch Ness Monster exists and Doctor Lukey hears all about Pete’s latest ailments. No, we aren't ruling out an adder bite just yet. Do you have any info on the long-necked beast? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. S...
Apr 21, 2022•35 min
Easter’s over, which means we simply must check up on Pete and find out how his stomach coped with the festivities. Luke then revels in some more animal stories, as we hear separate tales about an alligator and a lion cropping up in some pretty unusual locations. Do you have a good animal story? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 18, 2022•28 min
The two “fashion gurus” we have access to are back! And they're tackling a major problem: how do you dress fashionably as a 40-year-old man? Elsewhere, Pete gets confused by the concept of Alaska and Luke reads a dramatic email that at first glance is about a sofa but hides a whole lot more... Do you have a dramatic tale to share? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 14, 2022•33 min
Pete spent the weekend with his mother-in-law. Sounds wholesome, right? It actually involved stinging nettles, antihistamine gel, a football in a river, a unicycle and loads of nitrous oxide canisters. Should Pete’s mother-in-law have expected anything else from a weekend away with Donny? We unpick all of that on today’s show. Do you have a good wedding story? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while y...
Apr 11, 2022•33 min
How many slaps do you think it takes to cook a chicken? The answer lies inside today’s show. We also learn the AMAZING reason why a man lived in an airport... for 14 years! Oh and we hear why Pete should NEVER be allowed a gun... Do you deserve our FA Cup commemorative stamps? Let us know why at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 07, 2022•34 min
On Thursday, we heard all about Pete’s trip to St. Lucia. It’s now Luke’s turn to update us on his holiday antics. He may not have had an encounter with a pear but he did meet a real-life turtle. However, that moment was not as magical as it sounds either. We then find time to read a few emails in relation to things “getting lopped off.” You can thank Pete for that one. Do you have any stories relating to anything discussed on today’s show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touc...
Apr 04, 2022•31 min
The two busy young thrusting executives you have access to have returned from their holidays. On today's show, we address the rumour that Pete went on holiday to a swingers retreat. But before that, we had to hear about a car bootist’s dream purchase. There is also a VERY special treat contained in our email section. Trust us, you don't want to miss it... Do you have a question you would like to send us? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpe...
Mar 31, 2022•35 min
New week, same Pete Donaldson, who is back reading stuff out from Reddit. Today’s topics include - Elton John, Voldermort laughing in different languages and Wrestlemania, which Pete is lucky enough to be visiting. In the second half, Luke has a big conspiracy theory relating to Wetransfer and the emails help us uncover that the outlaw mod hairdresser may have returned. To get in touch with the show email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpetesho...
Mar 28, 2022•28 min
We’ve neglected our duty on the Luke and Pete Show. It’s been a month since the Winter Olympics and we still haven’t spoken about the man with the frozen penis. We can only apologise. That aside, Luke tells us about the infamous soda drinking black bear, Hank the Tank, and we watch some ducks “annihilate” a bowl of peas. Do you have your own animal-related story? Email hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while...
Mar 24, 2022•29 min
Pete went to the arcade at the weekend and it turns out he is very good at the coconut shy. He's now rich with arcade tickets – just a shame that he can’t use them to buy his pub. Elsewhere, Luke revels in the joys of a Danish goose parade and we try to settle two mysteries: do billionaires have enough money and what really happens in Berghain? Do you know what really happens in Berghain? Email hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free...
Mar 21, 2022•32 min
Breaking news, Luke has officially been added to the neighbourhood Whatsapp group. A major development in local news that can only be topped by the fact that Pete might be buying a pub. In the emails, we have some slightly strange chat about Super Mario’s nipples and there are some developments in our mission to find the most famous Eileen. Do you have any advice for Pete about buying a pub? Email hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel f...
Mar 17, 2022•35 min
Happy Birthday Albert Einstein! We celebrate this special occasion by hearing about how Wayne Rooney was knocked out by fellow footballer Phil Bardsley during an after hours boxing match… Plus, we read a couple of emails relating to Only Fools and Horses-themed outlets and Luke reveals that Pete’s got a deep dark secret concerning Peaky Blinders. Do you want to share your deep dark secrets? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel f...
Mar 14, 2022•32 min
Small people are being verbally attacked by pro gamers and Pete is reeling. REELING. This begs the question: what would Pete be like if he was 6'3? We also consider the amazing world of Pokémon and get an update on the alternative versions of TV shows in China. Oh, and Pete has an interesting new email topic… Have you ever had anything lopped off before? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're ...
Mar 10, 2022•31 min
Pete’s well-publicised tax issues have led to Luke coming up with a genius money-making scheme for the pair of them. Warning, it involves NFTs and some sensitive Donaldson content… We also hear about some of our good deeds that have gone wrong and finally finish our hand-hurting emails. What to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Mar 07, 2022•30 min
Is Luke a Giant Wotsit, a Wheat Crunchie, a Frazzle, or all of the above? The answer lies in today's show... Plus, more hand-hurting emails! We discuss sitting an exam with broken fingers and a drunken accident when someone tried to sneak in without waking up their parents. Any advice for sneaking in after a few drinks? Let us know, email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast...
Mar 03, 2022•30 min
Pete’s living in his own world and he’s making the rules, which makes for one scary society if we’re honest. We hear all about the rules in his kingdom and they are as expected.... interesting. In the second half, we finally get round to our hand hurting special and warning, it's not for the faint heart. We hear about a medical marvel of a pinky and an unfortunate story relating to conkers and a meat skewer. Are you a medical marvel? Let us know, email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get i...
Feb 28, 2022•35 min
Luke is looking resplendent in a shacket on today’s show. That being said, he wasn’t looking so good when he waded through the mud to watch Rocket from the Crypt at Glastonbury ‘98. In other news, Luke’s still not over Pete ruining Game of Thrones for him and we managed to find some time to try and enter some new players into our big battery database. Think you can contribute a new player to the game? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpetes...
Feb 24, 2022•29 min
Luke and Pete are attempting to take on fashion today, although it ends up being more of a fashion disaster (we’ll let you decide if that’s a surprise). We hear all about the lads' suit dilemmas and some of their worst haircuts. We then have a listener claim he witnessed a panther attack in England. Don’t worry, we were sceptical too. Send us your most far fetched (but real) stories, email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to ...
Feb 21, 2022•29 min
Luke and Pete have been busy in cyberspace since the last show as they finally managed to find time to play PUBG together. If only Pete still didn’t have his driver's licence, he might have spent less time blowing Luke’s cover by driving vehicles. Pete's then "delighted" as we get stuck into the world of Only Fools and Horses merchandise and as promised he tells us about all the birds that fell out of the sky. Today’s email was about a disastrous shortcut. You can send us an email at hello@lukea...
Feb 17, 2022•28 min
Pete’s health problems are raging on worse than ever thanks to an attack from an old jumper. However, Luke helpfully has a suggestion which might improve Pete’s health going forward… Potato milk! In the emails we finally get to the bottom of Episode 140 “Horses can’t vomit” (aka the missing episode) and the truth of the matter is far more harrowing than we expected. Remember to tune in next time to hear about all the birds that fell out of the Sky… Get in touch, email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ...
Feb 14, 2022•31 min
Welcome to Thursday’s Luke and Pete Show. Today's big news is that Fight Club has a new ending in China! More predictably, Pete's still not watched Yellow Jackets and he also once “clouted” a Hollywood actress with his dodgem car. In the emails, we also have an Egyptian contender for the most scenic commute. Do you have a scenic commute? Let us know, email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're ther...
Feb 10, 2022•31 min
It’s going to be a hot boy summer for Pete Donaldson because indie sleaze is back! Donald Trump is also back with his weird word pronunciations – and Pete may or may not have discovered his maddest one yet. After the break, we dig into the ongoing drama surrounding the missing episode and hear about another famous Eileen. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you'...
Feb 07, 2022•34 min
