The Love Ark

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! "The Love Ark" is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, told as episodes of "The Love Boat." Season 1 is packed with romance, miracles, murder, and two of every animal. The show is serialized, with cinematic sound design—headphones recommended! Starring Leon Russom (The Big Lebowski) as Noah. Special guests include Simon Helberg (The Big Bang Theory) and Ryan Hurst (Sons of Anarchy). All aboard for romance! All aboard for adventure! All aboard for GOD.

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The Love Ark, Ep. 6 - "Endgame"

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal. Episode 6: “Endgame” Season finale! The family has had enough of Noah’s erratic leadership. But their mutiny is interrupted by the arrival of a second Ark...and a second Noah. What is God up to? Can the Arks co-exist peacefully? Or will Noah’s paranoia and competitive religiosity get the best of them? If...

Oct 18, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 6

The Love Ark, Ep. 5: "Clausgiving"

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal. Episode 5: “Clausgiving” It’s Christmas!...in a few thousand years. But when Santa Claus lands on the Ark, holiday cheer turns ugly as Noah learns the true meaning of Santa’s visit. Sparks fly between Ham and Rudolph, while Naameh and Japheth attempt to help Noah make better decisions. This week's specia...

Oct 11, 2021•25 min•Season 1Ep. 5

The Love Ark, Ep. 4: "The Ark Monkey Trial"

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal. Episode 4: “The Ark Monkey Trial” As Noah imposes strict rules on the Ark, a couple of atheist stowaways surface. Soon Noah has them on trial for their beliefs, even as they tempt Naameh into an erotic adventure. Shem and Marilyn adjust to life as parents of a bouncing baby parrot. This week's special gu...

Oct 04, 2021•27 min•Season 1Ep. 4

The Love Ark, Ep. 3: “The Isle of GHRQ”

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal. Episode 3: “The Isle of GHRQ” The Ark encounters a tiny island inhabited by Noah’s sister, Carol, and millions of roaches. As the siblings catch up, Noah explores the possibility of worshipping a different, more benevolent deity. Meanwhile, Naameh helps Shem and Marilyn find an animal that they can prete...

Sep 27, 2021•24 min•Season 1Ep. 3

The Love Ark, Ep. 2: “Murder, She Arked”

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal. Episode 2: “Murder, She Arked!” When mystery writer and renown sleuth Jessica Fletcher washes up on a lifeboat, she and Japheth fall in love. But when Jessica starts poking her nose into the mystery of a missing passenger, Ham has to cover his tracks...and he drags Noah into the coverup. Also, Shem and M...

Sep 20, 2021•25 min•Season 1Ep. 2

The Love Ark, Ep. 1: "All Aboard!"

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal. Episode 1: "All Aboard!" As the family prepares the Ark, Noah frets that he may have misinterpreted his encounter with God—where’s the damn flood? Meanwhile, Shem smuggles his girlfriend Marilyn on board by convincing Noah that she’s pregnant. Ham tries to patch things up with the mother of his human-pup...

Sep 13, 2021•27 min•Season 1Ep. 1

The Love Ark - Trailer

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, told in the style of “The Love Boat.” Season 1 is packed with romance, miracles, murder, and two of every animal. When God commands Noah to build an Ark and fill it with beasts, Noah obeys. But it’s not just a floating zoo—it’s a full-service luxury cruise. Captain Noah has his hands full guessing at God’s will, while managing his family of sinners. Noah’s wife Naameh handles the guests...

Aug 26, 2021•2 min

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