146 - Chicken Boners

“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix

Health:

• Mediterranean Diet May Help You Feel Less Stressed and Improve Your Mood
• Honey Added to Yogurt Bolsters its Bacterial Benefits–a Classic Greek Dessert Turned Medicine
• How Much Cheese Should You Eat? You Won’t Like the Answer
• Ricezempic Is Trending on TikTok, But Does the ‘Ozempic Alternative’ Really Work?

Happiness:

• Dog Surprises Family by Vanishing from Home and Then Ringing Doorbell Camera Upon His Return
• Speedy Desert Tortoise is Finally Safe After Covering 3 Miles and Entering a Highway Following Ranch Jailbreak

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Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam:

• The Dirty Keto Documentary by Vinnie Tortorich
• Ultra Salt

Higher Consciousness:

• THIS CANNABIS EXTRACT SHOWED REDUCTIONS IN ANXIETY AND 'STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT' IMPROVEMENTS IN MEMORY
• New Florida Bill Would Ban Public Smoking If Voters Approve Marijuana Legalization On The Ballot

Back of the Napkin:

• Self-driving Waymo cars keep SF residents awake all night by honking at each other
• Nation’s Top Hackers at DEF CON Conference Once Again Easily Breach U.S. Voting Machines — Yet Republicans Continue to Ignore This Crisis Year After Year

The Junk Drawer:

• Disney says man can’t sue for wrongful death, cites Disney+, parks tickets arbitration clauses
• Prosecutors Announce Plan To Criminally Charge Police Chief Who Led Raid On Small Kansas Newspaper

Last Call:

• American Airlines Bans Lesbian Woman, Accuses Her Of Sex With Man
• Jack Russell, Former Great White Singer, Dead at 63

Images:

Credits:

• RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity!
• Mama T
• Sharky

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