140 - Corn Pop Cock Sucker

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Health:

• Taking Regular Walks May Help Reduce Lower Back Pain
• We Now Have Proof The COVID Vaccines Damage Cognition
• Ozempic And Wegovy Weight Loss Drugs Are Injectable LIZARD VENOM PEPTIDES That May Unleash A Devastating Wave Of Organ Failure… Side Effects Align With Symptoms Of SNAKE BITES
• Why Most Plant-Based Meat Alternatives Are Healthier Than Real Meat

Happiness:

• She Finally Earned Her Stanford Master’s Degree at 105: ‘I’ve waited a long time for this’
• When Five-year-old Missed His Graduation, Plane Passengers Give Special Midair Ceremony

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Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam:

• Lotus Effect Dot Stream

The Pursuit of a Higher Consciousness:

• Portland Pickles Become First Pro Sports Club To Legally Sell THC-Infused Drinks At Ballgames
• Marijuana Rescheduling Won’t Affect Drug Testing For Truckers, Transportation Secretary Buttigieg Says

Back of the Napkin:

• Neiman Marcus confirms data breach after hackers attempt to sell database
• Polyfill.io JavaScript supply chain attack impacts over 100K sites

The Junk Drawer:

• In Blow To Democrats, Supreme Court Allows Crackdown On Homeless
• All-AI Ad From Toys ‘R’ Us Inspires Debate Over the Future of Marketing

Last Call:

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Credits:

• RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity!
• Wiirdo

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