101 - Goat Self

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In Honor of Herbert Spencer Pearson Health:

• FDA Approves Generics of ADHD Medication Vyvanse for Children 6 and Up
• The Key Ingredient That's NOT In Your Toothpaste
• Latest obesity drug not cost-effective for adolescents
• Budget Ozempic TikTok Trend: Using Laxatives for Weight Loss Is a Terrible Idea
• Getting Enough Sleep Can 'Clean' Your Brain and Decrease Your Alzheimer's Risk
• Woman Says Her Daughter Was Sex Trafficked After School Hid Gender Transition

Happiness:

• Man Used 80 Discarded Vape Batteries to Power an Electric Scooter Proving the Importance of E-Waste
• All work and no play will really make life dull, new research reveals

Toast and Jam:

• Olive Oil

The Pursuit of a Higher Consciousness:

• Ron DeSantis Confirms He Would Not Legalize Adult Use if Elected President, Warns of Fentanyl-Laced Pot
• Connecticut Launches New Fund To Support Social Equity Marijuana Businesses
• Avoid cannabis during adolescence, pregnancy and while driving, say experts
• Half a Million Fentanyl Pills Disguised as Oxycodone Confiscated by San Bernardino Sheriff’s Office in One Week
• Psilocybin Associated With ‘Significantly’ Reduced Symptoms Of Major Depression After One Dose, American Medical Association Study Finds

Back of the Napkin:

• Ron DeSantis Confirms He Would Not Legalize Adult Use if Elected President, Warns of Fentanyl-Laced Pot
• Connecticut Launches New Fund To Support Social Equity Marijuana Businesses
• Avoid cannabis during adolescence, pregnancy and while driving, say experts
• Half a Million Fentanyl Pills Disguised as Oxycodone Confiscated by San Bernardino Sheriff’s Office in One Week
• Psilocybin Associated With ‘Significantly’ Reduced Symptoms Of Major Depression After One Dose, American Medical Association Study Finds

Dishonorable Mentions:

• Fitness Instructor Dead at 33 Following Double Cardiac Arrest
• Researcher 'self-experimented' to compare a vegan diet with eating meat—this is what he found
• Chicago Mayor Johnson Moves Toward City-Run Grocery Stores
• Delta Hires Tom Brady As Strategic Advisor

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Credits:

• RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity!
• Boolysteed

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