If you want to get ahold of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant c*ck. ALSO DISCUSSED * 65 (2023) * Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe (2022) * Dave Made a Maze (2017) * Living (2022) * Orphan: First Kill (2022) * Pearl (2022) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Romeo and Juliet (2010) * A Wounded Faun (2022) * You Don’t Know Jack (2010) PITH TAKE * Hamilton (stage musical, 2015) Reach us on Twitter at: https:/...
Mar 25, 2023•2 hr 17 min
Name one decision Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson ever made that wasn’t in the interest of the USA. ALSO DISCUSSED * Clash of the Titans (2010) * Death at a Funeral (2010) * Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022) * How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) * How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) * Scream VI (2023) * Wrath of the Titans (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https...
Mar 18, 2023•2 hr 14 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson were designed to destabilise a population. ALSO DISCUSSED * Cocaine Bear (2023) * Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) * Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015) * How to Train Your Dragon (2010) * The Northman (2022) * She’s Out of My League (2010) * Skinamarink (2022) * Threads (1984) * We Have a Ghost (2023) PITH TAKE * Tick, Tick… Boom! (play, 2001) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read La...
Mar 11, 2023•2 hr 13 min
There is evil walking this earth, and Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will hunt it down and send it burning back to Hell. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) * Alice in Wonderland (2010) * Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) * The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) * Like a Dragon (2007) PITH TAKE * The Wharf Revue: Looking for Albanese (2022, variety show) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at: https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.b...
Mar 04, 2023•2 hr
If Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson were to sink their teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop them before they blinded you? ALSO DISCUSSED * Colin from Accounts: Series 1 (2022) * Elvis (2022) * Halo: The Fall of Reach (2015) * Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012) * Halo Legends (2010) * Halo: Nightfall (2014) * Hellraiser (2022) * Knock at the Cabin (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Re...
Feb 25, 2023•2 hr 11 min
Terrible things, listener. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have done terrible things. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005) * Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) * Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) * Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/...
Feb 18, 2023•1 hr 55 min
Oh my God, they cut off Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s bowling fingers! ALSO DISCUSSED * Cunk on Earth: Series 1 (2022) * Dante’s Inferno (2010) * Frozen (2010) * Smile (2022) * Tár (2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/...
Feb 11, 2023•1 hr 41 min
You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't have one, but they modified these tube socks. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Book of Eli (2010) * Bran Nue Dae (2009) * Exam (2009) * Legion (2010) * Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023) * Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) * The Wonder (2022) * X (2022) PITH TAKE * Family Values (play, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsid...
Feb 04, 2023•1 hr 53 min
In another life, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson would’ve made excellent criminals. ALSO DISCUSSED * Babylon (2022) * The Black Phone (2021) * Daybreakers (2009) * Hamlet (2009) * The Last of Us: Season 1 (2023) * Nine (2009) * Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/...
Jan 28, 2023•2 hr 7 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are like babies. Making noise, don’t know what to do. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Harder They Fall (2021) * The Lovely Bones (2009) * Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) * M3gan (2022) * Men (2022) * The Road (2009) * The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) * Up in the Air (2009) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress...
Jan 21, 2023•2 hr 28 min
Now you're laughing, but Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have tickets to go on on a big ship. They will live, and you will die. ALSO DISCUSSED * Assassin’s Creed: Lineage (2009) * Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009) * The Fourth Kind (2009) * The House of the Devil (2009) * Matilda: The Musical (2022) * The Menu (2022) * The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) * Top Gun: Maverick (2022) * V/H/S/94 (2021) * V/H/S/99 (2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and...
Jan 14, 2023•2 hr
That was our own Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson interviewing a screaming baby coming from Mary Gault’s eldest son’s last dying gasps. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) * Bullet Train (2022) * Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) * The Stepfather (2009) * The Tomorrow War (2021) * Triangle (2009) * Triangle of Sadness (2022) * Violent Night (2022) PITH TAKE * One Man, Two Guvnors (play, 2011)...
Jan 07, 2023•1 hr 55 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson walked into our kitchen and were eating out of our refrigerator. I thought they were gonna eat me, but they ate our daughter's corsage and our passiflora coccinea, then they ate our goldfish! Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/
Dec 31, 2022•1 hr 13 min
Harlly, Jean and Lawson are just getting started. They’re gonna pull the whole thing down. They’re gonna bring the whole diseased, corrupt temple down on your heads. It's gonna be biblical. ALSO DISCUSSED * Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) * The Claus Family (2020) * The Claus Family 2 (2021) * Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022) * Matilda: The Musical (2022) * Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) * Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) * Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) * Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (...
Dec 24, 2022•1 hr 55 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren’t going to kiss the camera. They’ll kiss you, but they won't kiss the camera. ALSO DISCUSSED * A Christmas Horror Story (2015) * The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022) * The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009) * The Menu (2022) * Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983) * Spirited (2022) * The Thaw (2009) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at htt...
Dec 17, 2022•1 hr 45 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can't remember any of their lives before this podcast began. ALSO DISCUSSED * Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) * Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) * The Hills Run Red (2009) * Surrogates (2009) * Zombieland (2009) * Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/...
Dec 10, 2022•1 hr 23 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can’t let that damn fire win! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Colour of Magic (2008) * District 9 (2009) * Gamer (2009) * Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022) * The Informant! (2009) * The Peripheral: Season 1 (2022) * Sorority Row (2009) * Wednesday: Season 1 (2022) * Whiteout (2009) PITH TAKE * Mary Poppins (stage musical, 2004) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog a...
Dec 03, 2022•2 hr 9 min
Who are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson? Just some guys from the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) * Brief Interviews with Hideous Men (2009) * The Collector (2009) * The Collection (2012) * G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) * G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) * The Munsters (2022) * A Perfect Getaway (2009) * Upright: Season 2 (2022) * Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) PITH TAKE * Control (video game, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://tw...
Nov 26, 2022•2 hr 15 min
In order to mold their people, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson often have to melt them. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dead Snow (2009) * Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014) * Fired Up! (2009) * The Hurt Locker (2008) * Moon (2009) * The Proposal (2009) * Twisted Pair (2018) PITH TAKE * It Takes Two (video game, 2021) * The Mousetrap (play, 1952) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughth...
Nov 19, 2022•1 hr 48 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't want your cat, you dirty pork queen! ALSO DISCUSSED * Barbarian (2022) * Decision to Leave (2022) * The Gathering Storm (2002) * Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities: Season 1 (2022) * The Hangover (2009) * The Hangover Part II (2011) * The Hangover Part III (2013) * Into the Storm (2009) * Morbius (2022) * Up (2009) PITH TAKE * Absolute Swamp Thing by Alan Moore (2019) (Book) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun'...
Nov 12, 2022•1 hr 51 min
They've taken the children! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have to save the children! ALSO DISCUSSED * Adventureland (2009) * American Horror Story: NYC (2022) * Barbarian (2022) * Black Adam (2022) * Books of Blood (2020) * Bros (2022) * The Burrowers (2008) * Eden Log (2007) * State of Play (2009) * The Woman King (2022) PITH TAKE * The Complete Jack the Ripper (nonfiction book, 1975) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidem...
Nov 05, 2022•2 hr 7 min
You see, at the time I was misquoted. I never said “The superman exists and he is Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson”. What I said was “God exists and he is Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson”. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Adam (2022) * Cold Prey (2006) * Cold Prey II (2008) * Coraline (2009) * Fanboys (2009) * Fired Up! (2009) * Outlander (2008) * Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic (2008-2009) PITH TAKE * Ice Station (novel, 1998) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog ...
Oct 29, 2022•1 hr 59 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are involved in high treason with all means available to them. Can they count you in? ALSO DISCUSSED * Amsterdam (2022) * Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared: Season 1 (2022) * Don’t Worry Darling (2022) * Fall (2022) * Halloween Ends (2022) * Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022) * King Lear (2008) * The Midnight Club (2022) * Resident Evil: Damnation (2012) * Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008) * Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017) * See How They Run (2022) * Smile (2022) * Ticket to Paradise...
Oct 22, 2022•2 hr 5 min
Nobody’s ever loved anybody as much as Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson love you. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) * Inkheart (2008) * Timecrimes (2007) PITH TAKE * The Colour of Magic (book, 1983) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/...
Oct 15, 2022•2 hr 37 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson started this opera sh-t, and this is the motherf—ing thanks they get? ALSO DISCUSSED * Frost/Nixon (2008) * Jackass Forever (2022) * Milk (2008) * REC 3: Genesis (2012) * REC 4: Apocalypse (2014) * Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/...
Oct 08, 2022•1 hr 26 min
Good evening, this is Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. Tonight on “The Long Watch”, we'll accompany a team of firemen on their rounds through the city. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: The Long Halloween (2021) * Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) * Dead Space: Aftermath (2011) * Dead Space: Downfall (2008) * Dumbo (1941) * Dumbo (2019) * Splinter (2008) * Synecdoche, New York (2008) * Taken 2 (2012) * Taken 3 (2014) * W. (2008) PITH TAKE * The Pillars of the Earth (Video Game, 2017) Reach us on Twitter at https://tw...
Oct 01, 2022•2 hr 16 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't know who you are. They don't know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, they can tell you they don't have money. But what they do have are very particular sets of skills, skills they have acquired over very long careers. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you listen to this podcast about “Taken”, that'll be the end of it. They will not look for you, they will not pursue you. But if you don't, they will look for you, they will find you,...
Sep 24, 2022•1 hr 33 min
Have Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson washed and brought to my tent. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beast (2022) * Bottle Shock (2008) * Burn After Reading (2008) * DC League of Super-Pets (2022) * Eagle Eye (2008) * Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (2022) * The House Bunny (2008) * Imaginaerum (2012) * The Invitation (2022) * Mirrormask (2005) * Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway (2008) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Law...
Sep 17, 2022•2 hr 8 min
All that fricking yoga's made Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s feet bigger. ALSO DISCUSSED * Death Race (2008) * Death Race 2 (2010) * Death Race 3: Inferno (2013) * Death Race: Beyond Anarchy (2018) * Into the Mirror (2003) * The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power — Season 1 (2022) * The Midnight Meat Train (2008) * Mirrors (2008) * Mirrors 2 (2010) * Nope (2022) * Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022) * Transsiberian (2008) * Tropic Thunder (2008) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDon...
Sep 10, 2022•2 hr 10 min
Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have their review coming up next week. Attitude: poor! Performance: poor! Management skills: poor! Work well with others? Ha! That's a f—ing joke. ALSO DISCUSSED * Crimes of the Future (2022) * Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (2008) * The Falklands Play (2002) * Get Smart (2008) * Get Smart’s Bruce and Lloyd: Out of Control (2008) * Hancock (2008) * House of the Dragon: Season 1 (2022) * Journey to the Centre of the Earth (2008) * Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) *...
Sep 03, 2022•2 hr 29 min
