Things get a bit heated in the kitchen as Ryan learns the hard way that you can't mess around with mashed plantain and while your boi Osanne can't seem to remember birthdays, he's still stashed away a much "needed" surprise segment with a Black History Month twist! Just sit back, relax and enjoy folks...
Ryan and Osanne review... The Matrix **Ratings** Ryan: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!) Osanne: 9/10
Join Ryan and Osanne as they travel through the Matrix: brain implants, new microphones and fear of failure? It's all in this one! **Ratings** The Matrix Ryan: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!) Osanne: 9/10
Ryan and Osanne review... Critical Hit
Join Ryan in hearing Osanne's bizarre story about our boi Ferdy gate crashing his work call and his adventures finding a loyal crew to work on a game with him. This episode is f̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶c̶k̶i̶n̶'̶ good!
Don't fly too close to the sun as your boys Ryan, Osanne and their special guest Mason take you through the solar system in this episode that answers all the important questions. Is there life on Venus? And what are their first impressions of the new Final Fantasy 16 trailer?
In this Long Spatula Segment, your boi Ryan must pay attention as Osanne tells a series of tricky news stories one of which is fake. Can Ryan spot the lie when oftentimes the truth is stranger than fiction?
The truth is often stranger than fiction..., but you couldn't make up what goes down in this episode as your bois, Ryan and Osanne come out of their bubble to talk about a qualitea business idea, a close friend who may or may not be considering a sex change and busting back into Spat Tower so stay tuned!
Did you know everything you have said has been recorded in the Library of Babel? How is this possible? Well we’ve got your answers in this massive episode! We also get our inventing hats on and think of two products with the power to change the world, and bring back the much loved cooking segment where we attempt to make jollof rice. But that's not all, Ryan has been flying high in the latest flight simulator and Osanne has been having beard troubles in this episode you don't want to miss!...
Ryan and Osanne interview... Steph and Teresa from the High Expectasians Podcast **Links** The High Expectasians Podcast - https://castbox.fm/channel/High-Expectasians-id2965801 Steph's Instagram (@stephfungal.art) - https://www.instagram.com/stephfungal.art Teresa's Instagram (@teriifan) - https://www.instagram.com/teriifan/...
Here to witness the most secret -y secret of all of secret-dom are Stef (@stephfungal) and Teresa (@teriifan) from the High Expectasians Podcast as your regular bois, Ryan and Osanne, try to add to their secret collection of secrets (secretly).
Your sunny side bois are back in another sizzling episode! Ryan and Osanne are joined, by Glody (our editor!) at the prison canteen to talk about how things could have gone so wrong...
Ryan and Osanne review... Evil Genius with Russel Kane **Ratings** Ryan: 7.5/10 Osanne: 7.5/10
Put the money in the bag and let Jesus take the wheel as your bois, Ryan and Osanne tear up the script, "spat" some bars and go rogue in an action-packed episode that you won't want to miss! **Ratings** Evil Genius with Russel Kane Ryan: 7.5/10 Osanne: 7.5/10
Ryan, Osanne and Glody (our editor!) review... SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc **Ratings** Ryan: 9/10 Osanne: 9/10 Glody: 10/10 (Anime Spatula!)
Well, you backed up... and you know what else? Ryan might be going bald... and you know what else? Glody (our editor!) met some strangers online... and you know what else? Osanne is bleeding... and you know what else, else?!?! The pizza's getting cold! **Ratings** SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc Ryan: 9/10 Osanne: 9/10 Glody: 10/10 (Anime Spatula!)
Ryan and Osanne review... Trollhunter **Ratings** Ryan: 4.5/10 Osanne: 3/10 (Tartar Sauce!) Jamie: 0/10 (Tartar Sauce!)
You kneaded them and now your baked bois are back! Break bread with Ryan and Osanne who brought some triggering tales about trolls and the British Podcast Awards. U mad bro? **Ratings** Trollhunter Ryan: 4.5/10 Osanne: 3/10 (Tartar Sauce!) Jamie: 0/10 (Tartar Sauce!)
Ryan and Osanne interview... Trevor and MKH from the GeekSweat podcast **Links** The GeekSweat Podcast - https://castbox.fm/va/1359883 MKH's Instagram (@mkhinc) - https://www.instagram.com/mkhinc/
Join Ryan and Osanne in their first Secret Sauce Segment as they make some geeks sweat! Trevor and MKH from the GeekSweat Crew realise what they got themselves into as your boys instigate some drama, give you a deep dive on their origin story and talk about how a certain unemployed artist got a job. **Links** The GeekSweat Podcast - https://castbox.fm/channel/GEEKSWEAT-id1359883?utm_source=website&utm_medium=dlink&utm_campaign=web_share&utm_content=GEEKSWEAT-CastBox_FM Malachi's Inst...
Your soy boys, Ryan and Osanne are back with more sauce as they dish out their verdict on the SpongeBob musical, Jamie's latest addiction and drop some knowledge as we bring back "Productivity Talk". **Notice** Drop your bois a cheeky vote at https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote (search for The Long Spatula Podcast)
Ryan, Osanne and Kelvin review... Dark Souls **Notice** Drop your bois a cheeky vote at https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote (search for The Long Spatula Podcast) **Ratings** Ryan: 9/10 (Golden Joystick!) Osanne: 8/10 Kelvin: 9.5/10 (Golden Joystick!)
Take your Estus Flask with you as this episode takes you on a journey with controversial turns, lost curries and new levels of ray tracing as Ryan, Osanne and Kelvin (juan cold boi) reflect on the week's events and review Dark Souls. **Notice** Drop your bois a cheeky vote at https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote (search for The Long Spatula Podcast) **Ratings** Ryan: 9/10 (Golden Joystick!) Osanne: 8/10 Kelvin: 9.5/10 (Golden Joystick!)...
Ryan and Osanne review... You vs. Wild **Ratings** Ryan: 6.5/10 Osanne: 7/10
Do you want to listen to an episode with your boys, Ryan and Osanne, talking about their take on the #BlackLivesMatter protests and reviewing Bear Grylls' latest series, You vs. Wild? You decide. **Ratings** You vs. Wild Ryan: 6.5/10 Osanne: 7/10
Ryan and Osanne kick their feet up and let Gustav (their new butler) do the heavy lifting as the 5 Star award winning duo head straight to the top! (further than Elon's rocket!)
Ryan and Osanne review... BEASTARS **Ratings** Ryan: 8/10 Osanne: 8/10
The Spatula Crew is back! Join Ryan, Osanne and Glody (our editor!) to talk about the big moves they've been making. Also in this episode is the epic tale of a humble barber who worked his way up to take over the game as we're planning on doing in the next season so stay tuned... **Ratings** BEASTARS Ryan: 8/10 Osanne: 8/10
Ryan, Osanne and Richard (Special Guest!) review... The Farewell **Ratings** Ryan: 8.5/10 Osanne: 8/10 Richard: 8.5/10
Join Ryan as Osanne, and special guest Richard, fall down a rabbit hole of tales from their time in Paris and much more... **Ratings** The Farewell Ryan: 8.5/10 Osanne: 8/10 Richard: 8.5/10
