Episode 117: Won't somebody think of the Gold Cup?
The World Club Cup is happening, but for various reasons it's not quite doing it for us. Peter brings the American perspective, and we make our worst prediction so far..
Jun 30, 2025•1 hr 13 min
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Episode 116: Season review with Peter
Peter is back on the pod for belated Europa League final chat, reflections on #AngeOut, and a very painful look back at our very rubbish pre-season predictions.
Jun 09, 2025•1 hr 49 min
Episode 115: Transfer talk with Tor Kristian Karlsen
Big names! Big stories! Hot takes! Etc and so on.
Jun 06, 2025•1 hr 28 min
Episode 114: Well, at least it's something
Peter and I look ahead to the massively exciting finale of this very memorable Premier League season, as well as the Europa League final. Can you lose 20 games in the league and still have a good season?
May 16, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Episode 113: Hyped for Nouhou
Pod is back! Peter and I talk CL, there are inevitable complaints about Spurs and United, and we ask the crucial question: Does anyone have Club World Cup fever?
May 05, 2025•1 hr 4 min
Episode 112: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen
It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Top, top content.
Apr 14, 2025•1 hr 49 min
Episode 111: Mark the date
A truly landmark occasion for the pod as I make an original point, and we discuss something Peter feels is the most interesting thing we've discussed for quite a long time. Exciting times.
Apr 07, 2025•1 hr
Episode 110: Is the season bad?
Liverpool's title procession continues, there is a rare outbreak of REF CHAT on the resort, and I dare ask Peter the question that really matters: Is the season bad?
Apr 03, 2025•53 min
Episode 109: Bring back Deuce
Just how bad are the USMNT? Are Norway actually going to qualify for something this time around? And some other stuff
Mar 24, 2025•1 hr 4 min
Episode 108: Newcastle win something, Tuchel's first squad, and next season's Forest
Emotional scenes as Saudi-Arabia win their first trophy in English football. We look at teams that could be next season's Forest, and ask the very original question: Are England any good? Big content.
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Episode 107: Losing games is bad
This week we drop perhaps our most controversial take ever on the pod: Losing games is, in fact, bad.
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr
Episode 106: The Disgusting Brothers
Peter and I attempt to dissect the weekend's FA Cup action, but quickly get sidetracked into talking about the thing we're trying not to talk about.
Mar 03, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Episode 105: The resort from a resort
Lars is on holiday, but is psychologically incapable of switching off entirely (I'm sure that's healthy) so no reason not to pod. Peter does a lot of heaving lifting. FA-cup! Are City good again? Are Liverpool having an actual blip? The inagural MLS jet ski cove! And other things as well!
Feb 17, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Episode 104: Transfer window round-up and good vibes at the Emirates
It's all about the vibes as City are pantsed by Arsenal. Also, several transfers happened before the window closed.
Feb 05, 2025•57 min
Episode 103: Try again. Fail Again. In the exact same way.
Lars runs out of patience, Peter likes Bournemouth, we are all prescribed some Pepid Moyesiola.
Jan 27, 2025•57 min
Episode 102: Turkish delight with Andy Brassell
"Full stadiums and fans who make you feel like Jesus". I'm in Istanbul with Andy Brassell, who tells us about Ole's most recent wheel, Mourinho being Mourinho, and Galatasaray's Bosporus Galacticos.
Jan 24, 2025•35 min
Episode 101: The Re-Moysening, and Arsenal anxiety
As loveless marriages are ended, Moyes and Potter are both back on the scene. And what now for Arsenal, after double cup woe?
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr
Episode 100: Ruben rallies, Ange is angry
New year, new pod, and for once Peter gets to talk about Manchester United being... not terrible.
Jan 06, 2025•50 min
Episode 99: The Fulham episode with Archie Rhind Tutt
Archie Rhind Tutt stops by the resort to explain why for Fulham fans beating Chelsea away was "our Everest", and why Fulham are kinda good.
Dec 28, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Episode 98: A party in the exhaust port
The death star is fully broken, whereas Arne's Slot machine is paying out big.
Dec 01, 2024•36 min
Episode 97: Hot numbers, big takes
The international window is a time to take stock. So I looked at many, many stats and came up with a barrage of tepid takes.
Nov 21, 2024•59 min
Episode 96: Ten Hag departs
Turns out those articles may not have been fantasies and lies after all. And needless to say, I have fired up the Peter Welpton bat-signal to get some help processing all of this.
Oct 28, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Episode 95: Killing Peter softly
Peter is back! Because there have definitely not been enough podcasts this week about Man Utd being bad. But this one also includes stadium chat, seagull acrobatics and the many crimes of Tomas Repka.
Oct 02, 2024•58 min
Episode 94: The right kind of aggro
Well that was fun wasn't it? The Big Game was dramatic and full of incident. Also, Spurs are better, Nicolas Jackson is scoring goals, West Ham are strange, and Man Utd do the opposite of their usual thing.
Sep 23, 2024•37 min
Episode 93: The right amount of Moyes
Arsenal's big derby win, Everton falling down again, long shots are good actaully, and Rashford's weird PR.
Sep 16, 2024•41 min
Episode 92: Like Steely Dan
Peter returns to help dissect and digest the weekend's PL action.
Sep 02, 2024•1 hr 10 min
Episode 91: Creative tension can be good
Arsenal solid, Spurs relieved, Wolves routed and Brighton good. Also, the combine harvester of doom scores a very un-Pep-like hat-trick.
Aug 25, 2024•29 min
Episode 90: No lessons have been learned
Chelsea continue to mystify, Spurs fall down in a very familiar way, other games just sorta happen.
Aug 21, 2024•30 min
Episode 89: Previews, predictions and Peter
It's that time of the year: The very very big season preview pod! Peter returns to help me out. We look at every team, and make a quick detour to the wacky zone at the end...
Aug 15, 2024•1 hr 41 min
Episode 88: Dutch manoeuvres
Arne Slot is in at Liverpool and Erik ten Hag is still in charge of Manchester United, so I've brought in the big Dutch brain of Michiel Jongsma to discuss his follicly challenged compatriots. And some other stuff.
Jul 30, 2024•55 min
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