I'm shot, Monny, and we're alive on the floor of Vince McMahon's corporate headquarters here, or at least his campaign headquarters.
There's narraid difference where, of course, as expected, LAPS Vince declared the King of the Cast and the TLFX Games voting which concluded here this Tuesday, November fifth, on TLFX account, of course, Lapsed Vince one of the strongest forces of personality throughout ten years of the LAPS fan podcast and as a result of the votes cast on a lapse trans x account tonight now officially the King of the Cast.
It's from a long road through thirty two different participants, Lapsed Vince really having very little difficulty with any of the opposition put in front of him. As he said, very little difficulty over the course of his professional life, absolutely stomping and rant agent on anybody who assumed that they could stop him. The trend continues tonight. The story of Vince's entire life, Lapsed Vince's entire origin story really connects and continues tonight, and we've been told to wait
at any moment. Now, Lapsed Vince taking the podium to address a throng of supporters here, probably a less robust crowd than it would have been prior to the recent round of All Agency's undergone, but no question, people definitely positioning themselves to be servile to him if he comes out the other side of his current wall of difficulty
with his reputation attack. Certainly a victory here in the til of X Games as a significant step in that direction, And this coverage tonight and throughout the course of the tournament, of course, has been brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer, small batch light beer, beer that tastes
like beer. The garage is always open, and we're wide open waiting here for the opportunity to hear from laps Vince, who now I'm being told, should be taking the podium at any moment, So let us all out here and wait for the lapse Vince himself to address these supporters and the slave victory here tonight.
I told you, I told you all that I would be the winner, that I would come out on top. Does it surprise anybody? No? Does it surprise me no? If you look at the lineup, each and every man and woman that I defeated, I built them and then I broke them, and that's what I planned to do as king of the cast. You think that this is a good thing, You think what you did was wise? No, no, no no. What you have done is you have decided your own certain doom. Now you may ask yourselves, was
the voting fair? Was it rigged? Was it predetermined? I mean, we're in the professional entertainment business. Everything we do is predetermined. Everything we do is scripted. Everything we do is to put smiles on faces. I'll tell you right now, there's nobody in this world who's got a bigger smile on his face than I do. Because I once again dominated the field. I dominated my opposition, and I dominated all of you. I don't need you to like me. No, I don't need you at all. I am the best,
I am the creator. I might as well say I created all of you. You're all my children, and you know how I treat my children. If you need to find yourselves some validation in your existence, if you need to validate why you are here, validate all of your choices, it's not going to come from me. Because what I say right now, and I've known this all along, none of you are valid. None of you exist in my mind. I am the king. I've always been the king. I've
always been at the top of the food chain. I eat all, I will eat you, I will swallow you, and I will shit you out. You have done yourselves a disservice. You have done the world a disservice because what you did tonight was you voted on Satan himself. I will demolish everything in my path. There are no lawsuits that can take me down. There are no scandals that can take me down. I will always be here. You can shoot me in the head if you need to,
but I won't go away. Maybe the blood will stop flowing through these veins, but I'll still be here, and I'll be here until I don't want to. Now, all of you get the fuck out of my party. Won't get