We're tantalizingly closed to the final installment of the first round of this TLFX Games Events center. Hi, I'm Shan Mooney and it's the TLFX Games, the tournament to determine the greatest character in the history Collapsed Fan Podcast. We're here, of course, taking a look at the many matchups, sixteen of them to be exact, to determine the first round winners, and you two can play a role. You two, in fact have the deciding vote and who advances to reach
round of our tournament. Just keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x account for your chance to vote in polls to advance towards the greatest character in Lapsed Fan history. The king of the cast is, of course, I'll brought to you by Garage Beer small Batch like beer, the garage is always open, and we open this next encounter to the history books. Perhaps there's been no greater alliance in terms of wrestling intelligensia than the one between WWFN Persoria,
Vince McMahon pat Patterson. Of course, the first WWF in or Continental champion, Patterson evolved and matured into the right hand man for years of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and throughout ten years of TLF, we've gotten no shortage of introduction to the dynamic between the two. But now they face off at an epic first round encounter to determine who goes that much closer to the crowd. I can't wait to hear from the boss and as right hand man. First up, we go to the pool with Vince McMahon.
You know, I've been around since the beginning of time. I am ever present, I am existence incarnate, So the idea that I can be just put up against mere mortals, even friends of mine, is kind of a joke. This is my tournament. You could say that I invented it. I am Vince McMahon, and it doesn't matter who you are. I can look I've looked down the entire roster of characters, and I can demolish them all. And I can demolish most easily my own best friend, because there are no
best friends in this business. You tell people that you'll stand by them, You tell people that you'll always be there for them, that you are their their go to person, that you will never forget them. I say that myself, but I never mean it. Patterson, You and I have been around the block. You guy have done everything together. I have put my faith in you. You've put your faith in me. But maybe you put it your faith into the wrong person. Because I'm not afraid to get
in there and tear you apart. In this game, You're just another cog in the wheel. I'm the wheel, and I'll run you the fuck over. I've been around the Lapse fan for ten years, and I've been around the two Gootens who hosts this bullshit show for even longer. I've been their go to voice since day one. I've
got an idea. Remember that came up with that in a college dorm room somewhere, me sitting in a corner, people around the table of WWE BOO booking raw And then you've got me in the corner in the shadows. I've got an idea. I've been saying that shit for over twenty years now. But what I can tell you is that no length of time gets me tired or gets me satisfied. I am always hungry. I think you can look into the headlines and see that doesn't matter that I've been married for so many years. I'm still
hungry for pussy. Doesn't matter. That I've been in charge of the greatest entertainment conglomerate, producing verticals and horizontals of incredible, cutting edge visual content. I need more power, and I want it, and I'm hungry for more. Now I'm going to encourage you, Pat Patterson, I'm gonna encourage you to just leave this tournament now, to get out of it. Go, because I will tear through you. I will eat you alive, because I am Vince McMahon, and I am the greatest thing that has ever been.
Couldn't be stronger hyperbole from the WWF chairman, and Vince McMahon makes his bid to be round king of the cast here in the TLFX gmes. We move now to Pat Patterson. I don't know it has been.
You know.
It kind of feels like when I had to take the stands in Vince's trial. I said, oh my god, Vince, I can I can't go up there and you want my total truths. If I tout of truths, Vince, then and you might go away for a long time. But but you looked at me, and I looked at you up there in that stand, and I said, you know what, I don't know? Not then guess who asked about you? Nobody. I decided up there on that stand on Islands that I wasn't worth putting away my friend. But I haven't
heard the words that you used against me. But you got a lot of nerves. I'm gonna go and banana at the moment, and I'm not sure what way to take it, because as long as I wanted to be known as Pat Patterson and doing it my way, thence you might just bringing you might just be bringing out Pierre Clement, and I haven't seen him in quite a while, you know. It was It was trauma when my dad excommunicated me from the house due to my preferences, and thanks to you, I was able to tell the worlds
about my experience and my trial and tribulation. But in just TLFX games, it's a tournament much like the one I remember in Rio, completely fake, non existent. But in the end of completely fake, non existing tournaments, I have to ask you, boss, what's up? Who's left standing? For the inner Cardinal Belt?
It was me.
And for these TIERFX games, for this Tier TLFX game, it's gonna be again. What's up?
Boss? Voting in the TIERFX games is now in tentimively sited to begin in August twenty six. Keep it locked to the labsed fans that count on X at the Lapsed Fan for your chance to vote on who will become King of the Cast.