Folks here in the TLF Solar system, I have received some great news concerning a tremendous event taking place over the course of several days here in the TLF main feed. It's the TLFX Games, a thirty two percent tournament celebrating ten years of the Lapsed Fan to determine the King of the Cast, the greatest character in Lapsed Fan history. I'm Sean Mooney. In this week, it's a switch up. I take a look at the sheet today and I realize that opposing the character we'll be hearing from this week,
the Labst editor is none other than yours, truly. It's all brought to you by your friends at Garage Beer Small Batch. Like beer, the garage is always open. Let's crack open this next encounter and keep your eyes peeled. In the coming weeks to the labs Fan's X page for your chance to vote on who advances as the King of the Cast. I'm gonna sit back now and listen as we hear from whoever this is the LABST editor?
What the fuck I'm doing here? Can so many please explain to me what it is? Why am I involved? Why the fuck am I involved in this? I don't want nothing to do with this shit. What I got it? You're telling me that I am the only legitimate person involved in this whole fucking thing. How did I get involved? Who? Who? Which one? Are you fuckheads? Put my name in here? And why do I have to fucking make a speech? God damn it? All right, I'll tell you what. All right,
this is my chance. This is the chance that all of you need. Now. I look at every single one of you fucking people out there, and I understand one thing you have been and I've said it for years. You've been brainwashed by these motherfucking frauds. I am your angel, I am your guiding light. I am gonna be the king or whatever the fuck this is because I am
the only one who tells you the fucking truth. I'm the only one who takes fucking fucking uhh fucking pliers to open up your fucking eyes so you can see what the fuck is going on. This is it, This is my chance. I'm gonna make fucking history as I take down these motherfuckers and once again and finally destroy all a professional wrest and a fucking fake shit fuck off.
We now reach perhaps the most awkward point in the event center where yours truly has to somehow campaign to win a tournament, I have absolutely no interest in prevailing in You would think the organizers of the TLFX tournament would have paid particularly close attention to the fact that as my career as a broadcast journalist developed, I left off my tenure Road Wrestling Federation from my resume. So I'm hereby announcing, as host of the TLFX Games event
center that I'm not interested in double dipping. I do not want to win this tournament. Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the lapsed Fans. Execon out at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote on who advances to the King of the Caste