Well, we're finally here at long last. It's been a bevy of hilarity and insight from the participants in the many encounters of the tlf X Games tournament. It's the tournament to decide King of the Cast, the greatest character in the history of the laps Fan Podcast. It's been a wonderful series of interviews and insights from thirty of
our top competitors, thirty of the first round draftees. We're about to hear from the final to you here, and we certainly have enjoyed completely aggravating to people who think the imitations are the worst part of the laps Fan Wrestling Podcast, which, of course, without the imitations, we wouldn't be here after ten years. So we thank you in equal parts for the hate lessons as much as for the love. And in that spirit, there couldn't be anybody who brings more hate and venom to the table when
he steps in front of a camera. Stone Cold Steve Austin, the all time great, is here as well as Lord Alfred Hayes, my longtime compatriot in the WWA. I have home video announced booth and in this Colisseum exclusive. Looking forward to seeing Lord Al again as the TLFX Games continue to roll out the final first round matchup. The final first round encounter here between Austin and Lord Al Hayes. We do remind you, of course, the TLFX Games is brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer, small
Batch Light Beer. The garage is always open, and let's open it up now to the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin.
I'm sitting here at the house. I got the remote control in my hand. I'm thinking to myself, hell Son, it's been quite a while since Stone Cold Steve Austin has found himself in a goddamn tournament. And I'm looking up. I'm looking down. I'm looking ten by twenty, I'm looking thirty by forty. I'm looking at thirty two names on this sun. Bitch, I just, you know, patted my cat. I'll put my cat on TikTok, damn it. And after I put my tack on whatever the hell it is.
After I put my cat on TikTok, I thought to myself, you know what other pussies do I know? And I said, Lord Al, hey's you British sign off up yet? I'm looking at your beat a little eyes sign, Judo al Hayes. I know Al Hayes. Fuck Judo al Haes, I know al Hayes sign. And You're really starting to piss me off. I'm looking up and down, left and right here in the podcast. We offered snacks in the mail for years with our partners of podcast one. I had a lot of fun sitting down and chopping it up down at
the ranch Broken Skull Ranch. I cracked them open with the best of them, but never got a chance to sit across from the table from you and hell Son spent a long time from flame broiled gimmicks, the TLFX game gimmicks. It's been a long road for Stone Cold Steve Austin. But I'm not thinking at ending here. I'm not thinking it's ending with a broken skull ipa. I'm not thinking attending with the dam. I'm Steve Wiser, sure as hell, not ending with that Stone Cold beer, that
that fucking hulk Cogan gimmick beer. I see you on the bracket sign. We never got our chance to mix it up. Am I looking past Lord al Hayes. Hell Yeah, I'm gonna stump a mud hole in his ass. It's gonna be looking like a pepper pig puddle by the time it's over. And when I stand up, Son, and I flip a double bird to the entire solar system.
Who forgets that? In so many ways, this started not when Vince McMahon started having his voice heard on the cast, but when I invited him on my damn podcast and we got to the bottom of who lapsed Vince was.
And I see you in that next round, Son, And there's perhaps nothing more appropriate I can think of then facing off with my arch nemesis, Vince McMahon one more time, except this time I got a whole lot more intel on you, Son, and the whole world knows a whole lot more about what kind of piece of trash you really were. And Stone Cold Steve Austin looks forward to laying down the dossier on everybody else in this damn tournament,
each one I face. We know a hell a lot more about him now than we did when Stone Cold Steve Austin first faced across in the ring from him, Lord Al Hayes, your next, you stupid bitch. I'm gonna fucking destroy you, Son, and I'll see you next round and beyond it's nineteen ninety six all over against son laps Fan three sixteen. I'm gonna whip that ass.
I'm sure how he's gonna come back from that one. But we will now earn it over to my longtime broadcast colleague. But I won't be by his side when it comes to this match up with Steve Austin. Lord Alfred Hayes.
Well, you know stone cold Steve Austin, I I don't um you know. Well you talked about broken skulls, and I suppose maybe I can break your skull again. Man, it is I broke, I've broken your skull or maybe I don't know. Like I can tell you one thing about me that I do hope that during our uh our engagement that we will have the exquisite of a camera footage like the Colosseum video camera footage people have done over the years. And you know you talk about
you talk about your Austin three sixteen. Well, Hayes three sixteen says promotional consideration is paid for by the following double dragon. Feel the power of the dragon in double dragon, and I will double dragon your ass from here to London and back again. Voting in the tear FX games is now in tentifively stated to begin August twenty sixth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fans account on x at the Lapsed Fan for your chance to vote on who will become King of the Cast.