It couldn't be getting any more pivotal in the TLFX Games King of the Cast Tournament. Hi everybody, I'm Sean Mooney. Welcome back in to the TLFX Games event center. Brought to you as the entire tournament has been by our friends at garage beer, beer, flavored beer, small batch, smooth drinking. The garage is always open and it's not open for debate. Who it's come down to in this tournament to determine the greatest character in the history of the Lapse Fan
Wrestling Podcast. In celebration of the cast's ten year anniversary, it has come down, ladies and gentlemen, to our final four. The stakes couldn't be higher, And in our first collision in this final four showdown, it's Lapsed of Jesse Ventura, of course, the former governor of Minnesota and legend around these parts. Heard recently a sizzle reel, if you will, of some of the great highlights that the Body and Lapsed Form has brought to the tf airwaves over the years.
He's got that behind him, He's got that as a tailwind going into the collision of a lifetime against the nonchalant Evan Nash. They wouldn't think laps Nashed could care about anything less than winning a tournament like this, Yet here he stands on the precipice of triumph. Of course, here in the X Games event center, we're going to hear from both sides of the contest, and with only precious few matchups to go, we turn it first the lapse.
Jesse, I stand here in front of you as a third party candidate, but I stand before you as well as the number one tlf Keny of the cast because I'll tell you what, in this tournament they allowed me. In the debates. They said, hey, you know what, Jesse, you got a chance. Jesse, you want to come up, you want to prove yourself, Come on on board, show them what you got and show them that you can win.
And I've done just that. I look at my past matchups, much like my political care You know, I started out, I started out very low. I faced Ollie Anderson, you know, a very worthy competitor, a worthy opponent, no doubt. But you know what I speak for the people. I speak for the United States of America, and I do not support the government of the United States because they keep secrets from us, and so I said, only you don't have what it takes to face the third party. And
so I won. And then I faced some guy from the media. The media has been on me for years. I said, you know what, I take on the media every goddamn day. And you know what happened. I won. I debate the media and I win. And then Andre the Giant a legend of his own, one of the greatest of all time. But you know what, there's one thing he does have, and that's a body. You want to know why, because he's dead six feet under Jesse the body is alive and well, living in Mexico, off
the grid. Oh, I went back. I'll tell you that right now. I went back when it came to Andre the Giant. I went back to the way that I was back in the nineteen eighties. And you know what, I kicked his ass and Jesse the Body Ventur is going to do just that with Kevin Nash. Now, he may know all the roadways. Hey, you know what, he may even know the roadways of Minnesota better than I do. But you know what, I'm a patriot. I am a
United States patriot. I believe in freedom. I believe in the right to choose who's going to be the right victor and who is the King of the Cast. And you're looking at Jesse the Mind, Jesse the Body, and Jesse the King Ventura.
Strong words from one of the best wordsmiths we've ever seen in professional wrestling and the word Wrestling Federation, Jesse the Body Ventura bringing it in every sense of the term. Looking upon this final four bracketing and the King of the Cast tournament and of course his opposition, Lapsed Kevin Nash, who has nonchalanted his way all the way to this final four bracketing, defeating the likes of so many luminaries from fritzman Erik to Lanny Poffo and the Bridge Bulldog.
Now let's turn to Lapsed Nash.
You know, I don't mind telling you the fact that this has been easy street and I know all about the streets, and you want to know something, I don't mind letting you in on a little secret, all right. I know exactly what I've done in the past. I know exactly how I've gotten to places, and you know what fuck it I get there because I fucking know how to weasel my way in. Jesse the Body Ventura, you know man, you wy be making the roads up
from Minnesota. That's great, man, But you know, and I get a straight shot up from Florida up by ninety five. I'm just taking a straight shot right up the coast, and I'm going to get that fucking King of the Cast. You know why, because I don't fucking care and it's fucking fake anyway, So I say, who better than the fucking King of the Road.
What a collision of philosophies, of outlooks and of mindsets. King of the Cast tournament folks were down to the final four, and you want to keep a block to the Lapsed Fan's social media accounts, in particular at the Lapsed Man on x, where information will be forthcoming from what we understand here for the date to decide who will be the final two participants in what has been an epic thirty two men and women struggle from the
very beginning. Who will be the greatest character in the history of the Lapse Fan podcast in celebration of tl f X. Your chance to vote is on the horizon. We'll see you next time for the other half of our final four in the tl f X Games Events