Only the giants of professional wrestling perhaps left at this juncture. In the TLFX Games King of the Cast tournament. Hi, I'm Sean Mooney. This is the TLFX Games event center, and of course our tournament to determine the greatest character in the history of the Lapsed Fan podcast is brought to you by Garage Beer, small Batch like beer. The garage is always open, no bitterness, beer that tastes like beer. Definitely not an IPA, and definitely in a position to
advance into our semi final round. Here in our quarter final meeting are two real giants of the industry, one literally, Andre, the giant Lapsed. Andre has moaned and groaned his way all the way to a very very close position vis a v the King of the Cast Crown, while his opposition in this round Jesse the mind the body call Um, which you will Ventura. But Calum a gentleman who's coming
off a massive upset. In some on some Waddsmaker's books over the Lapsed Editor, many thought, of course that someone from the grizzled journalism world would be able to bring down the former Minnesota governor. But if you let him on the stage as we've come to learn laps Jesse will find a way to prevail. Will that continue to be the case here in our King of the cast racketing? We're about to find out as we hear from both
principles in this encounter. First up, we go to grenoble and lapse Andre Choseylor.
What I'm going to do to you is exactly what I've done to Bobcavo and Vo. I have pulled him that even though I am a giant of the road, I have the agility of a man three times smaller than my massive firm. I will take you onto the grand stage, Jose the door, and I will show you that the both of a lifetime. I will fight you. I will argue with you. Each time you make a point, I grod it with my hands and I will squeeze you. I will squeeh your brain, Jesse and Dora. And then
what I will do is I will clide. I will glide to the top rope. I cry that I am now all right, you see me, Jesse and Dora, I have a pile that you could possibly be and I will talk. I broke my lad ah ah ah all right, big please please oh my god, move, I don't know where I am. Ah, somebody give me a bill, give me all keg of beer if the only way I can move.
Ah, Someone get that guy a garage beer. As the King of the cast continues to unfold, we've heard words and hopefully Lapse Andre is in a condition to perform when it comes time to match withs if not fisticuffs with Lapsed Jesse Ventura. Of course, it was a direct path for Lapse Jesse, but it was a super tight last round. Jesse Ventura was able to edge out the Lapsed editor by perhaps the tightest margin we've seen yet
in our tournament. Just fifty point nine percent to forty nine point one percent was the margin of victory for our next guest, Lapsed Jesse Ventura.
You see, it's finally come to be that Jesse the Body Ventura has had a victory over the media in their own game. See. I came I came up from behind. I came up as the former governor of Minnesota, and I came in against a guy who doesn't believe in what we do here in the wrestling world, and I said, you know what, pass well, this is my time, this is my game. This is my world, and I took him down. Now I got Andre the Giant. Well, I'll tell you something. I don't mind being a good guy.
I don't mind being a villain. You see in wrestling. When I was a wrestler, I used to have a mustache that made me look like a villain. You know, a good mustache can give you the look of the devil. And I don't mind being Jesse the Devil Ventura against Andre the Giant, all right, because you know what's gonna happen. Wrestling is a ballet with violence, and you know what, I don't mind being violent with a guy like Andre the Giant. You know what, because he's part of a
two party system. He doesn't have anything. You know, he doesn't understand third party mentality. He's got a very small brain. I've got a very big brain. I'm Jesse the Mind Ventura. You know what. He wasn't ever mayor of Grenoble, France. I was mayor. I was governor of Minnesota, mayor of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. You know, he doesn't have these kind of accolades to prove that he is the best in the world. But I do, I absolutely do, and I don't mind telling you this. I am an American patriot,
and patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their patriotism through their actions, by their choice. And I'm going to tell you something right now, Jesse the body Ventura coming from Mexico, showing patriotism by taking down a son of a bitch from France. Wow.
Extremely powerful words there from Jesse to the body of Ventura. Laps Jesse, I think can smell victory, among other things, as he stares across the bracket here at our quarter
from around against Lapsed Andre, the giant. Of course, Andre punched his ticket to this quarterfinal round, defeating a w a great verne Gania, the very men who broke in his next rout opponent, Jesse Ventura in so many ways, having been a product of the Twin Cities and his own right Lapsed Andrea defeating vern Gania by a range of fifty two point six percent to forty seven point four percent in our last round. The quarterfinals are here, and the rhetoric and the back and forth is reaching
a fever pitch. We can only guess how much more intense it's going to get on the road to crowning the King of the Cast, and for your chance to vote on who advances, keep your eyes peeled to the Lapsed Fan's ex account at the Lapsed Fan where all the details will be forthcoming after we hear from all of our participants right here with the TLFX Games event Center. I'm Sean Mooney and we'll see you next time.