Wrestling journalists around the world, polish up your resumes, because if the first round of the TLFX Games King of the Cast tournament is any indication, the famed lapsed editor from a lapsed fan wrestling podcast is going to make a strong run, though he couldn't face more forceful opposition and one of the more storied characters in TLFX history, that being, of course, lapsed Jesse Ventura, the former governor of the great State of Minnesota. Hi, Welcome back in
to the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean Mooney, and our next encounter has all kinds of ramifications up and down the tournament structure because the lapsed editor is the gentleman who did me the courtesy of knocking me out of this farce so that idn't had to continue any further. Would have loved to have had a boss like him back when I was working in the news business, but here he was able to sort of boss me around.
In the first round, I lost to the lapsed editor eighty nine percent to eleven percent, and have never been more happier to lose anything by such a strong degree. His opposition laps Jesse was able to handle the defeat his fellow Minnesota area mid West wrestling legend and lapsed Oli Anderson laps Jesse, picking up eighty nine point four percent.
Of the vote.
Collapsed always ten point six percent, So really a collision between runaway favorites and slam dunk first round outcomes during the tof X Games event center. Before we get to our words from our participants, we do want to remind you that the King of the Cast tournament is, of course brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer, small batch light beer, flavored beer. Definitely not an IPA garage beer. The garage is always open. Let's kick it off now with words from the newsroom collapse editor.
Let me tell you something, all right, Like I beat some fucking clown. I don't fucking understand the whole business. I don't give a shit. I'll tell you what. The one thing that I think is is if there's anybody that I'm going to face this fucking thing that I think is a legitimate individual, I'll at least take this fucking clown in Ventura. All right. This guy at least was a fucking politician, you know, he and he and he was governor of Minnesota and the mayor of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.
You know, at least there's some legitimacy. They're not gonna have a fucking conversation with the guy without feeling like I'm being hoodwinked. But I don't know what to listen. I don't want to be here, That's number one. I was fucking The reason I'm here right now is because I was kidnapped by these fucking phonies, all right. They put a fucking hood over my head, threw me in a fucking van, and all of a sudden, I'm in
this fucking tournament, so this fucking bullshit title. Now, Listen, If the only fucking way I can get out of here is by winning this fucking thing, I'm gonna fucking win it. And then I'm gonna expose all you motherfuckers, all right, because the people of America deserved the truth, and the truth is you're all fucking phonies. You're all fucking assholes, and you are pulling the wall over the eyes of the American people for since we just fucking shit's been going on, and I'm tired of it. I'm
fucking tired of it. And if I gotta go through fucking Jesse, the fucking idiot Ventura. Fine. All I hope, I swear to fucking christ all I hope is that I get down to fucking Vince McMahon, get me one on one with him so I can fucking nail that son of a bitch trialing the fucking press victory in the fucking press. King of the fucking Press, that's who I am.
Fuck this shit, it's wrong word there from the LAPS editor, all the way from the newsroom where he is, no doubt coordinating coverage of the tournament, he declares to not care about whatsoever the King of the Cast tournament, though, definitely is I on who we'd like to see across the bracket, and I guess TLFX games voters across the country, in the world. In fact, we're able to get a bit of a glimpse of what happens when you let him on the ballot. That's Jesse now advancing to the
next round of the King of the Cast. Here he is.
You know what, we're getting to my favorite time of the year. We're getting to election season. And you know what, not only are we going to be electing a new president of the United States. Come November, we're also going to be electing King of the Cast. And who better to be King of the Cast and the former governor of Minnesota. I believe in having a third a third party as King of the Cast. And I'm Jesse the Mind, Jesse the Body, Jesse the Hall of Famer, Jesse the
Navy Seal Ventura. All right, I've got a guy across from me, a newspaper editor. But I'll tell you the one thing. What are his credentials? You know, what kind of job says he had? From what I gathered, the guy's been going around country, you know, all over state to state, all over these great this great country of ours, and he's been getting jobs everywhere, trying to expose the wrestling business. You know, I want to tell you something.
This guy thinks he's a patriot. Well, there's much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledgure raising a flag. You know, I'll be fine facing this guy one on one, And I'll tell you what when I beat this guy. When I beat this this newspaper man, I'm gonna bring him down to Mexico. Yeah, I'm gonna get him off the grid. And I'm gonna see exactly how much he likes enchiladas. You know, I'll say, you know what, he's gonna think. Enchiladas are pretty good.
I guess enchiladas are very good. Why wouldn't he so? Come on, mister editor, I don't even know your fucking name. I don't support this, this kind of an individual. I don't support communism. I don't like that type of government. Government is connected to everything we do, unless you're off the grid, like Jesse the Body Ventura. And I'll tell
you what, I don't care what happens. I don't care what we do when we get down to it, but I'll say when if you can, lose, if you must, but always cheat, and I don't mind cheating.
The newspaper, the fourth Estate on trial as much as anything else, and the King of the Cast tournament. It's the TLFX games matchup between the lapsed Editor and lapsed Jesse the Body of Mentor. I can't wait to see
the outcome there. And of course you want to keep your eyes locked to the lapsed fan's ex account at the Lapsed Fan that's where you're going to get your details as to when you can vote on who advances to the quarterfinal round of this King of the Cast tournament and celebration of ten years of the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast that will do It Here in the event center. We'll see you next time. I'm Sean Moody.