Things heating up once again in the TLFX Games. Welcome in to the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean Mooney, glad to be out of the running myself and observing from the desk and a job I definitely won't be
including on a future resume. Up next, it's, of course, Lanny Poffo Lapsed Lanny from the famed Pofo wrestling clan who advanced over Colonel Robert Parker in the first round of the TLFX Games, and he'll be taking on the mighty lapse to Kevin Nash, a former multi time world champion in his own right who was able to defeat the legendary patriarch of the Von Eric wrestling clan, Fritz van Eric. We're gonna hear first, of course, from the poet himself, Leaping Lanny.
I would like to present a poem. There once was a man named Diesel who turned out to be nothing more than a weasel. He used moves like the big boot and jack knife which would end matches without much strife. I fear not the hot tag, for when he takes his first step, I will hear a tear and a pop of his right quadrus up. Though he claims to know all and no bumps are for free, he will make a great fall when he meets Leaping Lannie.
Longfellow couldn't have said it better. Laps Lanny was able to progress past lapse Colonel Robert Parker in the first round of the TfL LFX acuted easy for me to say, by a seventy one point eight percent to twenty eight point two percent margin, a rather comfortable lead for Lenny
going into his next contest with Lapsed Nash. However, few were able to take such a commanding victory over their initial TLFX game opponent as Kevin Nash, who was able to defeat Fritz von Erik, despite a rich and story tradition in the archives of ten years that the lapsed fan lapsed Fritz proving absolutely impotent in the face of the indifference of one Kevin Nash and eighty three point one percent to sixteen point nine percent differential in the
first round between Fritz and our winner. Who will hear from right now, I don't see what the big deal is. You know what I did right now? I just fucking beat Fritz van Eriic, You know, like it's a big fucking deal. And I got this guy, this fucking poet coming up next. Jesus fucking Christ, you know what, bring him on? You know, you know what, I love poetry. I had a book on my on my my, my coffee table right now.
You know, I got a book there of some of the greatest poetry in the history of a history of fucking humankind. You know. I guess that's the way I'll fucking prep for this match. And I'll get maybe a nice murlow, you know, kind of sit back at the fire going, you know, and read some fucking poetry and see what happens. I'm fucking afraid of this guy. Yeah, the fucking piece of shit. I can walk over him
like nothing else. You know. Listen, I beat Savage, I beat his fucking brother, all right, I'm beating everybody else is fucking coming to their presence. You know, I don't fucking give a shit. If he wants to come me, he's more than welcome to I can tell you right now, big Sexy, he ain't going down for free.
We would have assumed anything else from Kevin Nash, who will be taking on laps Landy Pofo in the round of sixteen of the t LFX Games. Of course, keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x account at the Lapsed Fan for information and details on when and where you'll be able to vote on who advances and the ultimate King of the Cast tournament. Brought to you, of course, by our friends at Garage Beer small batch light beer, flavored beer. Definitely not an IPA. It's a garage beer
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