There are many dynasties in the history of this great sports entertainment business, but perhaps none more storied than the famed Heart Clan of Calgary, Alberta, Canada and the Funk family of Amarillo, Texas. And here next in the TLFX Games, the matriarch of the former, Helen Hart, takes on one of the shining stars of the latter and former nw A and multi time champion across the globe in professional wrestling,
Terry Funk. He was a pair of hard fought battles in the King of the Cast tournament for Helen and Terry who defeated Vader and Kevin Vaughan Eric respectively to advance in this tournament. And we're going to hear from both here momentarily in this high stakes in Kenner. But before we do, we need to remind you the TLFX Games is brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer, small batch light beer, flavored beer. Definitely not an IPA.
We're talking garage beer. The garage is always open. Now we've opened up the warm line here in the TLFX Games event center for this next encanner between Helen Hart and Terry Funk. First we go up to Calgary to hear from the thame Helen.
You know, fuck this shit, all right, you know, I just say, yeah, you know what, I'm not surprised I beat Vada. You shouldn't be surprised either. Didn't have to do much. Just fucking lay out a meal and watch the son of a bitch fall down, because you know what, I'm smarter than these fucking ass clowns. My whole family are these ass clowns. I hate this business. I hate being involved with wrestling. I've always hated it. I'm glad my fucking husband's out of this fucking thing. He's a
fucking loser. If this, if this, winning this fucking tournament gets me closer to my fucking bottle, and so be it. And I'll fucking wipe the floor with all these fucking assholes. I don't give a shit. Funk funk off this piece of shit. You know, he's supposed to be a great wrestling family. I don't even fucking know. I've had. I had fucking a dozen kids. How many fucking kids did Terry funk have? They came all out of my fucking snatch? How many kids came out of his fucking snatch. I
don't have time for this shit. All right, I'm gonna kick Terry Funk in the balls and I'm gonna call it a fucking day. Fuck you, fuck them wall I'm gonna get drunk. I'll get drunk now, I'll get drunk later. Go fuck off.
Always a pleasure to get our TLFX games cameras into the home, the warm welcoming home. I have won Helen hard who really counted well for herself against a veteran of the laps Fan airwaves. That's telling, defeating laps Vader by a margin of sixty nine point eight percent to
thirty point two percent. It was an even more pronounced victory for the great Terry Funk, of course, the subject of tlf x's Definitive For tlf it's a definitive Lapsed Funk series, a career retrospective on one of the most consequential careers the business has ever seen, Terry Funk notching eighty point seven percent of the vote to Kevin Van Eric's nineteen point three percent. So will embiid be indeed rather be the Funk family advancing here in the King
of the Cast Tournament. Now to Amarilla and the Double Cross Ranch. For words from Terry Funk. It was when I was NWA champion, is when it was, and I was torn the world on a different airplane, seemed every other day. I wasn't long for it, and I was pissed about it. It's putting pressure on my marriage, and it really wasn't making me feel a whole long accomplished. But one of the bright spots of uh a tough time in my life was making it up to Calgary
and Stuhart's Stampede promotion. You know, I used to love those trips up there and spent a lot of time with Brett and the kids, and and in particular I remember mostly the tremendous hospitality that helen the mom, the matriarch, which showed me, you know what, I want ahead and I ate the turkey, I want ahead, and I ate the salad even though there was cat hair in the bowl,
and I want ahead and want ahead. Up there, I think we even did the uh the Daguma Stampede Parade is what they called it, and you know, it can say a lot of things about Terry Funk, and it was it was a hard fought battle against Kevin von Rick, who, despite my words in the first round of this thing I have a deep respect for our fathers went to war and then the sons went to But I think it says a lot about who has true resiliency in this business that it's a Funker advancing while two van
Erks fell without barely a whimper in the first round. I branded Kevin van Ericks ass and I buried him out back of the double Cross. And Helen, I'm afraid to say, as great as you were to me and to my family, you're about to meet the same fate because for me, it's never been about anything but the war. And Vince won the war, and I'm pissed about it. I'm still pissed about it, and I need somebody to take it out on. And if that is you, Helen Hart,
and that's what it's going to be. I'm gonna go ahead and get on this plane one more time up to call only differences. This time, I'm not coming home with the NBA championship. No, I'm coming home with your scalp in a victory in the next round of the TLFX Games. Well, I don't know how that one's going to turn out, but it sounds like sounds like one. Terry Funk has a much different recollection of what it was like to be in Harthouse in the salad days
of the Heart Wrestling Family than Helen Hart does. Perhaps the inner monologue of Helen Hart winning out there in her comments relative to whr encounter against Terry Funk coming up in the TLFX Games. You want to keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's ex account for details and when you'll be able to vote to determine whether Terry Funk or Helen Hart and all the other matchups in
this next round advance in this all important tournament. In celebration of ten years of the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast, it's the King of the cast tournament. Who will make it, who will survive, who will advance? Details to come and we'll see you next time right here in the TLFX Games Events Center.