Welcome back to the events center. We are mere days away until you can vote in the TLFX Games, a thirty two men tournament and women tournament celebrating ten years of the Lapsed Fan to determine King of the Cast, the greatest character Lapsed Fan history. It's all brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer small Batch Light Beer. The Garage is always open and soon we'll be open for your votes as we'll be hearing from all the
participants here in the TLFX Games event Center. The superstars will be campaigning for your vote the selection season right here on the main feed. Again, keep your eyes peeled in the coming weeks to the laps fans X page at the Lapsed Fan will be able to vote on who advances and ultimately who will be crowned King of that fucking Cast. This week is a battle of nonchalance in Texas discipline as lapsed Kevin Natch faces off against lapsed Fritz Van Eric.
You know, I'm just sitting around wondering exactly what it is that's fucking going on, and I gotta, you know, take the take on fucking Fritz Van Eric. Okay, you know, but I'll tell you one thing. I don't mind fucking telling you that. I'll be the King of the cast easy, and I'll tell you the exact road that I'll take to get there. Number one Fritz one, two three, jack knife fucking done, easy as pumpkin pie, you know. Next up, I'll take on Lenny Pofo. I say, fuck it, Lenny Pofo.
Go back to school, all right, take some fine arts courses. Hell, I'll be your fucking professor if it need be. He's out of the way. Next up, me and Big Sid. Hey, you know the rematch everyone fucking wanted Me and Sid work in the power bomb circuit. Hey, you know that's the easy path. Take a right down on Sid Boom, big boot pin. The motherfucker call it a day. And that leads me down to I don't mind telling you this. He'll be Jesse, all right. Me and Jesse going one
on one, big fan dream match. You know he can just munch down on his enchiladas. I'll sip a nap, a nap, a cab or a fucking pino. I don't give a shit. And then when it comes to the finals, me and Hulk easy, you know. And I've been waiting for my win back on the fucking finger pok a doom, So fuck it.
Apparently it's like anything else as it regards Lapskevin Nash, who's leaving no room for surprises as he predicts precisely how the tlf X games will play out. We'll be watching closely. His opponent, however, has something to say about that course of events. In this next encounter, Fritz Vanierk offers his perspective on how he'll combat Big Sexy.
I know all about Kevin Nash. I've seen Kevin Nash. I know exactly what he does, I know exactly how nonchalot he is. But I can tell you one thing he does not understand, and that is Dallas, Texas. He may know how to get down to Dallas, Texas, but he does not know how to drive around here. And I can tell you one thing. I'm going to take him to Lake Dallas, and I'm going to drown him in theyddamn in the goddamn lake and put him right
next to my sons. And I can guarantee you this lapse Nash is going to live twenty five years in his sixty five years.
Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed fans X account at the Lapsed fan for your opportunity to vote on who advances to the King of the Cast.