We are back this summer the TLFX Games, a thirty two person tournament celebrating ten years of the Lapsed Fan podcast to determine King of the Cast, the greatest character in Lapsed Fan history. Hello, I'm Sean Mooney. It's brought to you by our friends here at Garage Beer, Small Batch Light Beer. The garage is always open, and we'll be cracking open this can with our first of sixteen first round encounters. We're in the first round here and
it's our third matchup this week. We'll be hearing from all the participants here in the TLFX Games event center, and the superstars will be campaigning for your vote this election season. Keep your eyes and ears peeled in the coming weeks to the Lapsed Fan's X page at the Lapsed Fan where you will be able to vote on who advances in the King of the Cast tournament. Up next, it's a battle of the well endowed as Lapsed Lanny
Pofo squares off with Lapsed Colonel Robert Parker. Let's hear first from the genius Laps Lanny.
It's Laps Flimmy, the wrestler everyone thinks is Buffo. When I get to the ring. I promise you I will be smelling the back of my opponent for pooh. I'm talking to you, Colonel Robert Parker, more like a Carnival Barker Well.
Poetry in motion in every sense of the word is laps Lanny Pofo. Let's turn it over now to the southeastern part of the country, and the good colonel holding cord in all white.
Oh well, I'm gonna tell you right now, as Colonel Robert Parker, I manage all the studs of all the stables, and I'm looking at everybody, and I'm looking at you, Landy Poffo, and I'm thinking to myself, what in my hell are you thinking? Son?
What's going through your mind? Are you talking about shitting Mass? I ain't shitting Mass. I can say is you're for the cross, and I'm gonna flip the script and I'm gonna take everybody down. I don't care if it's Very Powerfo, I don't care if it's Bobcondle, I don't care if it's at my mama back at home. I'm coming home, Cary it out fucking times.
Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth. Keep it locked at the Lapsed Fan's x account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote on who advances to the King of the Cast.