Couldn't be hotter and couldn't be heavier here in the TLFX Games Events Center. Welcome back in. I'm Sean Mooney and we're bringing you the King of the Cast, a thirty two person tournament to determine the greatest character in the history of the Lapsed Fan Podcast. It's, of course, all in celebration of ten years of tlf and it's brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer Small
Batch Light Beer. The Garage is always open, keep your eyes peeled and earspiel to the Lapsed Fan's podcast feed as well as its ex account for your chance to vote on who advances through the King of the Cast tournament in celebration of TLFX. In this week's encounter, it's a rather unique collision of philosophies as well as political dispositions.
As one of the most political wrestlers to ever step fut in the ring, he of the Third Party Regime, Jesse the Body Ventura, squares off against longtime wrestling promoter and inwring sensation and longtime opposition to anybody who sought to do anything to change a single thing about how he wanted to present for wrestling. It's lapsed, Ollie Anderson, this.
Is Jesse the Body Ventura. I am your third party candidate. I'm here to campaign for the fact that I am the King of the Cast, that I've done it all in professional wrestling, that I've done it all on the lapsed fan, that I've done it all in the political the political battlefield. I always say, don't vote for a Democrat or Republican. I've never voted for one in my life and I never will. But I'll vote for myself.
I enjoy third parties, and you know what, the third Party is going to be the party of a lifetime and the party of the summer if you ask me, all right, I love I love this country, but I don't love it enough to live in it. I prefer to live in Mexico. And I'll tell you right now, I can be the King of the Cast whether I'm in Mexico eating in chiladas, not eating chocolate, whether I'm in Minnesota or I still live in the Governor's mansion. I could also be across the seas. I could be
in Europe, I could be in Russia. It doesn't matter where I am. I can be King of the Cast. Everywhere when if you can lose, if you must, but always cheat. And I'll tell you one thing as I'm heading out there tonight, I may you know what. I may never come back. The chances are I may die in the ring, but I'll tell you right now, if I do die in the ring, you can put on my gravestone that he never owned a cell phone.
Interesting call there from the cell phoneless Jesse Ventura, who remains off the grid but very much in the grid before us the TLFX Games tournament. His opposition now lapsed, Ollie Anderson.
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It's kind of interesting. I'm here sit at the house, just came off a shift at the sawmill. Forty good year lumber prices are up timber. We've got a oriented strand board that seems to be doing pretty well this season. But I couldn't help but notice now, while this uh, this yellow tailed Jesse Ventura is running his mouth, he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, and he doesn't know to mention me. And all the various factors that he wanted to cite is relevant to
how he's gonna win this tournament. Now, I got a problem. Those people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. I could give a fuck. I think he's the shits. I think Jesse Ventura is not invited to the debates because he's the shits, not because he's too controversial, not because he knows the lies the government
is telling us. Look, I sniffed out lies from the best Jimmy Barnett dickhead asshole faith and he thinks that he's gonna bring his dog and pony show, his third party bullshit past the threshold of all the Anderson's front door. I've put down worse than you. I've convinced and lulled into a sentence a false security much better than your Jesseventor and god be MTLFX games. I'm gonna fuck you
before you got a chance to fuck me. And I'm gonna go all the way in this thing, and when it's over, I'm gonna look around say, don't one knows what the fuck they're talking about doing that. Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote on who advances to the King of the Cast,