The summer heats up the pace here at the TLFX Games, as the tournament to determine the greatest character in the history of the Lapsed Fan podcast takes out a life of its own, with each and every matchup an arrival of promos here to our event center on who's most likely to prevail. Hello, I'm Sean Monning and this time brought to you, of course, by Garage Beer. Our friends over garage beer, the small batch light beer. The garage is always open. It's a clash in every conceivable manner.
In this encounter, the matriarch of the Mighty Heart Wrestling Clan, Helen Hard herself from what I understand, a late addition to the tournament by popular demand, faces off against perhaps the hungriest participant in the entire tournament, of course, Lapsed Vaders who we're talking about, and the Mastodon goes up
against the matriarch this week on the feed. Remember it'll be over at the TLFX account at the Lapsed Fan that you will get your chance to vote on who advances at each round of the TLFX Games, all towards crowning the King of the cast. Let's hear first up, in Calgary, Alberta, Canada from Helen Hart.
Fuck you, all right, fuck all of you. The last thing I want to do is being a fucking tournament with all these fucking ass clowns. And you know what, if it comes down to it, I'll fucking slaughter my husband. I don't fucking care. And this fucking fat ass Vader, Jesus Christ, what a fucking joke. You know what. I watched him. I've seen him before. I saw him face the fucking idiot son of mine, Brett, that fucking other son of mine Owen. I've seen him face both of them.
And you know what, this guy is a fucking fat ass. If this guy gets the option, all right, to have a fucking burger king whopper, he said, a coming to the ring, I know exactly where he'll be, and I'll kick him in the balls. It's Helen time and I'm gonna kill all of you.
Well, the table is set and lapse hell and heart certainly sounds hungry, but you have to think beating her in that category, and perhaps every other one is lapsed Vader, who will hear from now?
Hell Hot, I'm coming after you. I wanna fucking take it down. Because it's Vada time, all right. This is my kind of party, and I wanna calm and I'm gonna eat you. I don't mind taking you down, I don't mind hitting you in my potatoes. And then I wanna send me on the mat and give you a fucking VDA bomb. I'm gonna take you out, Helen Odd, I'm gonna eat you alive, and I wanna be the fucking King of the Cast.
Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed fans X account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote on who advances to the King of the Cast.
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