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TLFX-Games: 'Flair v. Rod Tronguard'

Aug 19, 20244 min
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Speaker 1

Excitement sweeping across the nation as the TLFX game matchups continue to roll out. Here on the lapsed fan main feed and celebration of ten years of that cast, I'm Sean Mooney here at the TLFX Games event Center. The King of the Cast tournament is brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer small Batch Light Beer. The garage is always open. We've heard from all sorts of participants from all different corners of the wrestling world, different

encounters here at the TLFX event Center. In this week is a rather unique parent between a gentleman who many consider the greatest of all time in that squared circle, natre Boy Rick Flair, as he takes on perhaps one of the most deluded and one of the most difficult to pin down participants in the tournament for AWA and

WWF commentator Rod Trongard. I know quite a bit about what it's like to sit in Rod seat, but I can't wait to find out what the nature Boy has to say in a campaign against him in this format. Let's turn it over now to one of the best ever touch a microphone in this great sport, nature Boy, Rick Flair.

Speaker 2

Rounyuard I'm looking at you, Peal, I'm looking you right between the eyes, and I know exactly where you're at.

Speaker 3

Mm hmm.

Speaker 2

Let me just see here. We are one on one once again, you and me Rod tron Guard, back like we were in Minnesota. You look at me, I look right back at you, and I can tell you right now, winning the King of the Cast will be the greatest moment of my life. When you walk around this world, are you tell everybody that's your number one? The only way you get to pee number one is to say number one. And this is the only tournament in the

entire world that makes you number one, big man. And I'm looking forward to you and me getting it on. And I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell Bobby Heenan, I'm gonna tell mister Perfect that this is the time for the nature boy.

Speaker 1

Whoo if you can put the peyote down long enough. We're now going to hear from longtime wrestling announcer Rod tron Guard. I'm Rod trod Guard. My pants are down in Aisle thirty eight and I heard that a nut Reguard. I share a lot in common with my opponent. In the first round of the tournament, Rick Flair. Rick, you may have shown your dick to everyone in the wrestling business as far as rod Trodguard is concerned in this tournament.

When it comes to facing off against me, seeing your dick is low on my priority list among the other things I want to do in there against you, as I've waited many years observing from ringside, is rod tron Guard what it might be like to be in that ring. Among the many things I want to accomplish, I want to pour a bowl of raisin bran and then I want to not eat it. I want to stand over the raisin bran and I want to say, Rick Flair, you eat the raisin bran.

Speaker 3

Voting in the Tier FX Games is now in tentifively stated to begin in August twenty sixth. Keep it locked to the lapsed fans that count on X at the Lapsed Fan for your chance to vote on who will become King of the Cast.

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