Hello everyone. I'm Sean Mooney and the dust has not yet settled from the explosion that took place when the Lapsed Fan podcast announced the TLFX Games, the thirty two person tournament celebrating ten years of the Lapsed Fan to determine the King of the Cast, the greatest character in Lapsed Fan history. It's brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer, Small Batch Light Beer. The Garage It's always open, so let's crack open this can with our
first of sixteen first round encounters. We'll be hearing from all the participants here in the TLFX Games event center, and these superstars will be campaigning for your vote this election season right here on the tlf main feed. Keep your ears peeled in the coming weeks to the Lapsed Fan's x page at the Lapsed Fan where you can vote on who advances and ultimately who will be crowned King of the Cast. First up, it's a clash of two masters of crack has Lapsed British Bulk squares off
against Lapsed Shagger Lee Marshall. Let's hear first from the British Bulldop, who.
I was told that I'm involved in something that I didn't know about. I was told that if I did something with a man that I'd get some crack. And I love smoking crack. I smoke it harder than anybody. I don't know who you are, Shagger Lee Marshall, but if you're come into my hometown, I'm gonna throw you over the top row, just like I did at the
Raw Rabbit Hall. I threw twenty men over the top rope and I run the row Samovar Trophy and loaded it up with a number of goodies that allowed me to prof myself to be the best man did ever smoke crock that ever was a brother at all with mister Hitman. Hi am the British Bulldog. Hi, I'm gonna get that crack.
The bulldog with a big opportunity here against our next guest, Shagar Lee Marshall.
Oh ho, all right, folks, I don't mind telling you here, Shaggar Lee Marshall. I've been told one thing, if I get my chance to get out of this tournament become number one, that I will be getting the ass crack of a number of fine lovely ladies and nitro parties. Now I keep telling everybody we got Bobby heating over there. I don't mind telling him, but he is going down.
And just like all these lovely college ladies are gonna go down on Shaggar Lee Marshall, and I can tell you right now, I'm gonna be busting a load.
Ring in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote on who advances to the King of the Cast.