It's the Lapsed Ban Wrestling podcast with jack Enconn SEO and JP Sorrow. All right, Hans, we continue with the TLF twenty twenty three Christmas Schell. You're co chairman, connecting here remotely after opening up the first round of gifts
that arrived in the po box. Thanks so much members of the Solar System who operated with all due haste, and apologies to others who apparently operated with all due haste but still couldn't get the gifts into our hot little hands in time for our in person session, which of course took place right before the King of the Jews gathering that we did remote tear members and what a special day weekend it was, indeed. But now Thanksgiving is behind us, and
the Yule tide is in full effect. The cool air is whipping through the chimney, you know, all the rest of us. Ah, God, it's the way it should be, is what it is, the way it should be. Taste the Christmas. We feel the energy and we feel the love. Thanks to numbers of the Solar System who were seeing to it that our second annual Christmas n wrapping spectacular is a big success here at TLF. Of course, we're going one gift per podcast heading into the holiday season.
Right since we convened, we've received a few other gifts. Boss, who are we looking at right here? Right now? Today? We have mister ben Plans from Germany, as you can very out in deutsch Land coming across the pond. So again we're connected via video and a rarity. So yes, and it's bizarre so that we can both lay eyes on what awaits us here. Unrapping has be done. It's that fucking Christmas show, bitch, there are there are elements to this? Is it a German rapping? Here
we go? Oh brother, we got we got stuff there. Okay, we have a we have a missive we do, Dear laps Chairman. I wish you a very merry cre Ristmas, which is odd because I am writing this in February sometime, so I can be quick when you destroyers of Rusty Sheriff Stars make the call to send you gifts. But I will listen to your unwrapping at Christmas, so it's all good in the end. I guess. Well. Christmas is still a bit different here in Germany compared to the
US. You guys still manage to give me the warm and fuzzies. Even if you talk about Christmas stuff that makes no sense over here. Ha ha, and I thank you for that. Since Santa Claus, American football, and Halloween already dominate the traditional German counterparts, those differences will soon be gone. Anyways. The number of people that stay awake until the morning to watch the Super Bowl over here is alarming. It's not a WrestleMania, dammit to
the presence. Number one. Now you guys own your own original copy of a fake athlete covering a song of a convicted You know what, excuse me, Merry Christmas. I guess it's in here. I'm going to read it all this stuff first before I get into the number. Number two, listen to it while rubbing on thirty year old tattoos of some of your favorites. Three. One day, the Colisseume Collection Tour will take make you, guys,
enter the year nineteen ninety two. And if you want to live up to the image of a world wide known college podcast, you have to accept the fact that there is one more tape that you have to include in that tour. European Rampage nineteen ninety two Live from the Olympia Hall in Munich. Chair, I think we actually did this show. No, I think we did this show. Yes, we did do a European Rampage show, UK
Rampage. Oh, UK Rampage right, it was ninety one? Is that the one with the Royal Sam We also did no that was a battle at the Royal Albert Hall. We did one in nineteen ninety two that featured a Sean Michael's Randy Savage main event, as well as Sid Justice taking on the Undertaker in what was not You know, we think of WrestleMania as his last match, but it was not because he had this European match. Maybe it wasn't in Germany. Maybe it was in England. I don't know. Yeah,
UK Rampage ninety two. Okay, maybe that's what it is. Sheffield Arena, Sheffield, England. I see, okay, that's what it was. Yeah, Sheffield. Okay, that makes sense. So there's European Rampage nineteenninety two, live from the Olympia Hall in Munich, Germany in front of over twelve thousand rabid fans in socks and sandals. Oh my god, while the while the ww was on fire over here. In nineteen ninety two,
The event was broadcast live on TV and later released on tape. I think it would fit best to include it in your dive into World Tour nineteen ninety two. The Battle Royal and Savage and Savage versus Michaels are identical on both tapes. What identical as in the match goes to the same spots. But I guess the World Tour tape as not the special interview in which the hit man wants to fuck the female interviewer, Oh my God help us, or
the interview in which the female interviewer wants to fuck the macho man. I can listen to that episode. I don't remember hardly anyone. Well, no, this is not this is different. This is all added. This is stuff that's on the European rampage. Yeah yeah, or the other German craziness from back then people were starving for WW live action and go batshit crazy over a basic house show. Long Shore is long story short. The day will come and you will feel the urge to include the tape and the canon to
be the most complete college podcast of the universe. And then you will notice that the stuff on YouTube is badly broken. And then you will notice that my version is in German. And then you will notice the contact data on the CD. And then I will be your correspondent, like that Japanese speaking guy with pain on the Pacific, or that general ad non translator or all those other lapsed helpers. I'll be your auto Vaughn's for this shit. That's
incredible. If you continue the unwrapping shows, you'll get more special German wrestling bullshit next year. Well let's see here. Let's see number one. We have cards and stuff. Let's see here were German supers they got. Oh they're tattoos really yeah, a Bam bam. You can't really see them because they're kind of faded. Can you see that? It's a bam band tattoos, the band bam logo. Yeah. And then we have great, this is what we want Marty Jeannetti. Oh fuck, you're gonna show up to
wrestle Mania with Marty Jeannetti tattoos? This? I think? So, I think that's a must, especially after Luger X we got I don't know who the fuck this is? Who is that? Oh crush? So it's like ninety five. Then that was the Bam Bam babyface logo. Yeah, yeah, yokes so cool. Oh wait, sorry, there it is yolks. Yep, another luger. Oh oh different, crush crush with like a that's the one we need to have crush actual Is that the one? The silver purple and yeah, yeah that's heel crush. We got a razor? Oh
yeah, full Scott Hall. Yeah we get Oh, here we go. This is the one. Here we go mom and on a mission. That's a collector's item. And and Adam bomb. Yeah that's wild. So I'll see what else? So much licensed merchandise. Okay, so number wow we have that is hul Cogan, Leader of the Gang in German Hulk Hogan with the green with the green jelly band. No, this is this is the CD though. I'm the leader of the Gang Gang. Yeah. And then I'm the leader of the Gang. I'm the leader of the Gang mix.
Oh goodness, I've never heard of it. Thing im a bob that's the name of the song. Thing, I'm a bob back and hulk o maniac. So that's all. We'll definitely put that one. You know, you don't have a CD player thereby, do you? I do? Yeah, I guess. Actually it'll come on Actually, Yahu that remixed track. Let's give the Solar System a little sample. If it's a gift to us after usty that fucking CD? Is it so wow? That's used, that's worn
sadly. If it's a gift to us, it's a gift to you, Solar System this holiday season and everyone Heretofore, although you might not be able to you know what, I have my settings on a different thing. It might not come through. I know what I can do. I need to come to the board. You can just put up to the mic. Well, I don't have like a CD player like that nineteen ninety two. It's amazing to get a car with the CD player in it anymore, which is
of course the last place where you might actually listen to CDs. That is true, you might actually listen to them there. But you know what, I think I can do something here. Oh no, I can't because we're recording. Can I I wonder if I can Can I change that? Nope? I can definitely not a sign that everything's gotten worse that a multimedia studio can't find a CD player in twenty twenty three, I know, definitely not a loss. But I will import, Yes, I'll import the seed the
CD, of course you will. Was that the end of the gift. No, there's one more thing, and that is the DVD of European Rampage four. Baby, there's nothing we love more than a dot MP four. That is correct. So he's saying that was released on Colisseum. Well, they didn't have Colosseum Video in Europe. Yeah, I did, and there's some, there's some, there's some European Colisseum videos, like I mean Battle Royal Albert Hall was the UK exclusive. It was not Colosseum. Yeah,
it's not Silver Vision, No, it's Colosseum. Yep, that's Colosseum Video. It's very interesting. So he's saying it's basically a replica of the UK Rampage ninety two that we've covered, with just some extra stuff on it. Well, not just that, it's not well that that match and the Battle Royal are the same. I don't know what else is on there. There could be other loading it up things there. So it's European Rampage ninety two from Munich. He said, yeah, that's wild. I love it,
and consider your offer being taken to offer German college German translation. Whatever we need it. We never know when we're gonna stumble upon a show where it's required. But there's nothing more satisfying than realizing what a ranting foreign tongue on a wrestling show is actually saying like General Adnan is actually saying in Farsia during
the course. It's so important. And we saw the brilliance of that made manifest again not too long ago where someone hit us someone on Twitter and the spirit of the lapsed Funk showing us video of a match I think in nineteen eighty two in al Japan where Terry Funk hits the ring to the adoring throngs and starts throwing things to the crowd and it looks like, you know,
basically like the candy you'd throw off a parade float to the spectators. And the question from the person who tweeted the video at us was you know, is he tossing candy? Was? That was other thing for Terry Funk and all Japan. And again another example of the translator, the translation du jour, the translator par excellence yea. In this case we hit up Fumi Saido on Twitter and said, hey, Foomi, he was the guy that used to go to Al Japan when the Funks were on top was intimately familiar.
We of course played several sounds from his great podcast that he does, the Pacific Rim Podcast with Jim Valley at Wrestling Observer talking about what was like observing Terry Funk in his heydays as a Japanese babyface in the late seventies and early
eighties, and he immediately said, no, that's not candy. Those are the Terry Funk commemorative coins that he used to be Arena and even had a nice close up photo of what they look like, basically engravings of him and Dory and Texas this and Texas that all over and you could, according to Fumi, you can only get them if you happen to attend to show or Terry threw him out to the and that's just you know, that's the kind of stuff like talk about lost in translation fans like like Ben in this case
offering the German I mean, I'm not sure an auto van's journey is coming anytime soon, or a catching journey is coming anytime soon, but hey could sure we can find a use for it. WWF nineteenninety two European Rampage. You don't hear that, dude, you hear that. I don't hear anything. No, I know because I changed the output for for the time I went April fourteenth, luchen Bayer in Germany. Maybe this is it. Brett versus Dino, Jim Dugan versus Ustafa, Repo versus Slaughter Bulldog and led against
Mountie and Nasties. Perhaps this is it. Yeah, sack Olympia Hall. Yes, according to this listing, it's it's at Olympia Hall. Ye, that's it. Wow, moon Chin Bay your in Germany. Yeah, that's good. The boot or whatever. Well, I guess so we're not gonna get sound. But now we'll we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll do that, though we'll have to do a thing. It's a sad state of affairs when a man can't find a CD player anymore. I understand. I would struggle to find one too. Right now. I wish. Yeah, nothing
I can do about that. US is scheming. I'm trying to think of somebody. I mean, honestly, if I hadn't just fucking I could play it, but I just don't have my sound set up. Hold on, actually, you know what, let's uh, I know what I'm gonna do it. Is that fucking Christmas Show? Fan wrestling podcast with Jack in an se O, mjpis row It's the Lapsed fan Wrestling Podcast. All right, here we go, I got it for you. Oh yes, you ready? This is the leader of the Gang freemixt Come on, come on?
Is that Christmas Show? It's the g lf on wrapping in twenty twenties, Spree Been from Germany. Dud Brother Brother, you gotta baby, what do you wallow me? And fallow game? You got it baby? The t n H version twenty ten remix. It sounds so lazy. What a stupid idea for a song? I know, No, man, I am no. There is no one like the man you are. Well that's the uh to say the least. The inspired instrumentals ring through me. Yeah, I'll say the landscape. Let Christmas bells ring as well? And to you left
Solar system? Do you want do you want to bob? Now? Sure? All right? Oh little funky Oh yeah, Hogan's back on the day. It's the business. I like to call this one. Foeman at the crotch, double BEARZ. What the bob, my trunks, my broom? What is Linda? Yeah, I'm telling you my thing about my thing about Bob is my fucking trunks when you were a brother. There is you hear that game in the background. H m, Well, let's think of a Bob. It's thinking a jigs. It's a Christmas one more Ulko maniac.
Let's do it. Oh no, this is no no, not around the holiday. Wow, that's just called Holko maniac. Read it in the paper, what I saw it on TV. Let's go boss, I can see you. Wey ah baby shirt. But now you've torn my heart maniac right from the very start the start, my friend, I'll see you again. I'm on fast little saw heaven to again. Here we go. World just lost another honk of maniac. Friend of the end Brutus. Oh shit,
oh man, that's true friend to the end. Ben from Germany. I'm going to thank you for the Christmas bounty and the inspiration, and thank you for Chromania. One more successful gift. Yang from under the tree and ripped asunder for all the Solar System. To Hear is a production of the Labs Entertainment Group. Its content is intended for reven use only. Try we want