It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack N. Carnaco and JP Sorrow. We continue with the twenty twenty three Lapsed Fan Christmas Special. It's the Unwrapping Part two. It's the TLF Christmas Show and we're going gift by gift, pod by pod bite sized on rappings this year. Boss Man still working on some English candy from Derbyshire Drumstick Drumstick. I don't know if I'm gonna finish this or not. Actually not to say it's not delicious, but we're about
to crack open another UK sourced gift. If the side of the any McAllister from a mister g McAllister in Aberdeen, Scotland, the George McAllister. I love to get from European flavor from Aberdeen, Illinois. See what our wonderful friend George is bestowed upon us this holiday season. Can you a Scottish accent? I can never do it accent right, You can fucking take care of that ship. Goal fucking get out of my fucking ass. Well, you wouldn't let me in it in the first place, man, Just another look
at the spoils, Boss, Look at the floor covered and gifted. I can't look over there because Jeff Hardy is still there and it's making me nervous. It all started with a life sized Jeff Hardy cardboard cutout this season and we'll see, uh, in terms of in person gifts this year, how it's going to end? What do you mean one of these? Oh? One of these? From a wrapping perspective, you can't unwrap the thing be stabbing it with a plastic ruler. God, what the fuck is going on
here? I guess you have to triple tape it to make sure it makes it across the Atlanta Intact Gifts Inside Gifts, Wow, outcomes a lovely red wrapped package Christmas Wishes wrapping paper. Oh another package? Look at this box? Is is stuffed? That fucking un wrapping? What? What oh fucking hell did did she make that? Did did he make that? Holy ship?
It's fucking so okay, it's it's it's a Christmas card with fucking Dixie Carter on like a glamour shot, laying stomach down in the grass in the meadow, looking like as not to get fucking penetrated from the in the asshole, looking like a Lord and Taylor ad do Jack and JP just want to thank you all for all your efforts with the podcas has over the past year by sending a few small gifts along with the very festive greeting card Dixie Mayna
Dixie Mania is running wild. Y'all. Have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year from George McAllister. It was the year of Terry on the cast it is it is definitely I'll make sure, he said a few. I just want to make sure there's notinitely similar. We've done that before to just the two lovely that's a that's a cool card. It looks like original TNA stock. It doesn't look like something he created. It looks like something, but it probably is. Yea, hang king. We've got two packages here,
George, go ahead, you go first in Scotland. In Scotland, there your little fucking prick. Hang hang hang hang hanging hang hang hang hang hanging. Wah wow, wow, wah wow. I want wah wow want brother, what are you you see? Wow? This is a lovely piece. That is a it's a two hundred piece puzzle. Holy shit and cards. This is the hull Co American flag from the Wrestlmingia seven campaign WWF magazine cover. We's got the flag draped over his shoulder, hulk cog and puzzle
power bandana on. It's a Milton Bradley Es addition, two hundred piece puzzle of the Hulkster himself and then two cards to two trading cards made in Holland. Interestingly and yes to hul Coke and trading cards. This is Classic Brand nineteen ninety one Classic Games hul Cogan trading card and a gold series Merlin card from nineteen ninety two. It's all in the sweet Spot says on this card. The Hulkster hasn't wrestled since WrestleMania eight. Whether or not he will return
to the World Wrestling Federation is still an unanswered question. Imagine the point in time is awes, dude, this is that's ninety one. That's a vintage right there. That's yea Christmases, the good years. Wow, this brother and the brother the bag that holds the more from from our man George and Scotland. I'm gonna do that puzzle this year. Fuck it, do it hard, do it live. We're doing this play that. Actually I can play it. You can't hear it because you don't have headphones. On,
but I can fuck it, fuck it, do it live. Oh, that's what we're doing. The twenty twenty three Left Christmas Show the final in person gift of the year. This is the unwrapping unfolds before your very ears. The boss Man has a bubble wrapped package. What is that but a figurine that one of those dolls with Yes, do you have his statue? Boss? Oh that's a nice one. What is that? Is that TNA Hogan? I think it? I think it is is that the TNA Hull
Cogan figure? Yeah, those are the bodies that they had on the TNA action figures. I never even saw that before. Look at this, How TNA appropriate And it's a fucking Dixie Carter action figure. I simply voice screaming, Sobbies, even how my fucking perverted. My immediately goes to that, I can I can have Hogan fuck her from behind? Oh God, I thought the little girls that their barbies and that is it? Look at him bend her over over. The silence said, it's deafening telling her what to
do. It appears from this vantage point that she's gonna risk it all even if she lose. The only way for hul Cogan to hold his brother. Only one of his heads up high. He's penetrating from behind. It's a lapsed Christmas. It's his laps as Christmas gets thanks to George and Scotland who has secured the bag, and the bag is the TNA action figure of Hulk
Hogan and Dixie Carter in the Year of Terry. Here at TLH. It's only appropriate tl TLF a lot of TNH inspired gifts this year, So now he's having Hulk Hogan land repeated right, hands dropping Dixie Carter, who's flat backing like a ten year pro bosses manipulating the Hogan figurine, pulling his legs out. Oh oh, you're set up the lag drop the whole time Hogan drops the leg on, Dixie hits the rope though, Darling, it's not even a question. Oh huh, I mean, how TNH is this.
We've got the Hogan we remember in the Milton Bradley puzzle for ninety one, all the way to the Hogan. That kind of makes us realize, like, howpathetic that we idolized him in the TNA one is right, the whole flipping of the narrative. He's huge too, he's a lot bigger than some of the other TNA action figures I've seen from that line. Well, almost same size as the Mattel Yours is very orange. Think's ridiculous. Brother Hogan, of course has the bandana on in the TNA version. How's that back
looking it look Lazer's fine for approoved. He's got that hand that perfectly sells the small of the back. Brother, Oh brother, when we get out there, dude, you know, just watch out for my back, brother. I when I could have zagged, I could end up back under doctor You Rebay's knife. That's him selling right there. So you sell out of a building, well hardy. Thanks wow to our friend George and Scotland for a wonderful array of Hogan and t t n H inspired packages and what a
lovely way to cap our in person. Yes portion of the unwrapping two. It's the twenty twenty three t LEF Christmas Show. Watch this space because we have it on good authority that big gifts are still on the way for the big swinging dicks in the Solar system said, so, thank you very much. Pour us a glass of eggnog and keep it locked to the feed as TLF runs Christmas in the podcast space. I think there is a succeeding preceding.
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