It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack encron Seo and JP Sorrow. There have a boundary under the Christmas tree for this COF twenty twenty three n wrapping It was boss, it was humbling, it was it was too much again just FROMO thought for sure that the that the idea in the year two may have leveled off a bit. You we needed to find ourselves completely overflowing in the brim with holiday trinkets and incredibly thoughtful and detailed gifts from the best listenership
in all of podcasting. We just felt in the spirit of the holidays, you know, we pretty we should give back, right Indeed, that's always important. The fifth the twenty five days of Elapsed Christmas, and we got to thinking, you know what is what's something that came to a stalking stuffing vert I keep saying stocking stuffing, stocking stuffer version of what we do here.
That could be a stocking stuffing the vehicle. There'll be plenty of that, But I mean the tree's bringing with the gifts we received from all over the world, indeed appropriate for any Christmas morning out there, each and every one of them in we need to send profuse thanks again, as we have now on exhausted Santa Sack on that side. But when it comes to the stockings, let us, fellow listeners, fill your stockings this year with what
we're going to be calling an occasional series. Though. Man, we'll get started this holiday season with an absolute bang slaps to GPTO. If the whole world's going to be turning to gpt TO, you know, generate stuff that we can pass off as our own to do everything really right, right.
All of the work that we told ourselves is white collar. Of course there's anything, but it's it's actually infinitely easier to replicate with AI models the mind of a white collar worker than it is the labor of a blue collar worker. But we tricked ourselves into thinking the opposite for generations. And now we told everybody boss, you know, let's code a learned to code. Sorry about your factory jobs or about your cold grinding job, learn to code.
Hard times, we learned to code. And here we are, you double sons of bitches. And so if everyone else is going to take advantage and pass off plagiarism as innovation, than your co chairs certainly want to play. And so we've been fucking around with this tool for some time. I showed the boss Man the tool, and several weeks later he came back to me and it was like, this is a problem. What do you think of this puppy. I really don't. I don't know. It's so it's it's
it's dangerous. It's dangerous. It makes it dangerous. It's dangerous because because you know, you give it, because it's it's it's so smart, and it knows how to do like replicate the shit that you know. All you're gonna do is put in certain words and it'll write it just as you know, maybe we would write it, or at least imagine it. Unbelievable. It's trouble. Yeah, we're going to train some some large language models on our corpus of data. You better fucking believe it, stuff like LATS,
some of the you know, the archival stuff. It's been created, and we're going to see what chat GPT does with our descriptions and our promptings around the rogues gallery of lapsed characters that you've come to know and fall in love
with over ten years of the podcast. And this is sort of a preview of LAPS decks t lf X, and then we're sort of a you know, getting reflective and trying to think, how can we reimagine all that we've done and and resurface it for folks and reimagine it for folks that might have you know, jumped on the train a bit late. And uh, this is a great way to do it, because all of a sudden, out of the clear blue sky drops a technology that allows us without you know,
full control, to breathe new life. And the tlf characters that you know and love. Yes, and certainly Hull Cogan is no exception. We heard from him when we played around with this one and the doorbell camera and uh, and the high level of concern about Dave Feltzer indeed, oh god, And so tell us what we're setting up the solar system for here on our first uh lapse GPT. I don't think I want to. I think it's best if we just dive into it and and yeah and we go from there.
We will dive into it. Did you have a prompt? Did you? Did you tell GPT like here's the characteristics of everybody involved? Yes, And I don't want to if I if I say it, I think it'll it'll spoil some of the fun. Tell you what, let's do that at the end, at the end, exactly, yes, good, that's it, because I think I think part of the fun here really is kind of going along with us as you kind of see how our heads are working to try to get this thing to train to see the world the way we see
it. That is, that's like eighty percent of it to me. Yep, And the output is amazing. But it's just so fun. Like no, no, no, no, no, no, Now, Vince McMahon would kill you, don't understand, Like I didn't mean that figuratively. And then they just do it. It just does it. Interior college classroom day. The room is filled with students seated at their desks. Hulk Hogan, wearing a suit and glasses, stands at the front of the class with a
whiteboard behind him. The words postmodernism one oh one are written in bold. Alright, class, listen up today we're going to talk about postmodernism. Brother, it's a wild ride, just like stepping into the ring. Students nodged. Now, in the postmodern world, truth is relative, reality is truth, truth is horus. Oh I didn't say a relative. Sorry, truth is relative, reality is subjective, and everything is up for interpretation. Dude.
As ult Cokein passionately explains postmodern theories, he becomes increasingly paranoid. I can feel it, brother, You know something's not right. My sense a conspiracy in this very room free classroom. Dude. Uh, Professor Hogan, we're just here to learn about postmodernism. Oh you say that now, But I've been in the ring and I can smell a plot a mile away. Dudel haul. Cokein fixates on a student in a striped shirt. You with
the stripes you wear in the uniform of a crooked referee. Are you it's like a it's like a hipster shirt from like a hand me down store or some fucking like Salvation army. Everybody's a crooked referee to screamed at her looking like a zebra. Are you planning to count me out? No, Professor Hogan, I just like stripes. Likely story, brother, I've seen this before. It is to set up a trap. Students exchange confused glances. Professor, We're just here to learn. No one's out to get ah,
No one's out to get you. You're all in on it. I knew it. Olk Cogan paces back and forth, his paranoia escalating. Oh God, you know, in this postmodern world, the truth is a double cross and reality is a steel chair to the back, Professor, can you repeat that? I had trouble following? In this postmodern world, the truth is a double cross and reality is a steel chair of the back. Students exchange worried glances as hull Cogan becomes increasingly unhinged. Professor Hogan, we just want
to pass the class. We're not conspiring against you just want to pass the class. That's code for trying to pin me. I won't let it happen. Brother hull Cogan is in the midst of his paranoid rant when the door creaks open. Another teacher, dressed in normal attire sneaks into the room unnoticed. This is my chance to roll him up and steal the spotlight thanks to the teacher says, this is that That's a great thing about this this stuff
is it's so on the nose. Like the teacher literally says, this is my chance to roll him up and steal the spotlight because as you would whisper before doing good God, because that's a necessary risk to take that he would have heared you wouldn't just you know, keep your intentions to yourself until the moment of truth. No, no wards, for you would say, this is my chance to roll him up and steal this. It flaps GPT,
bitch, Merry Christmas. The teacher quietly approaches Hulk Hogan from behind, attempting to execute a surprise pin. That sounds like Michael Bumper wrote that, execute a surprise pin, execute a surprise vertical lips slam. Exactly what's going on back there? Brother? The teacher freezes cat in the act. Uh nothing, Professor Hogan just checking in. Paranoia reaches new heights. Professor Hogan checking
in. Huh, you're on it too, everyone's against me. At a fit of rage, Hull Cogan grabs the unsuspected teacher and body slams them through nearby table, mimicking a classic wrestling move. It's mimicking a move, It's mimicking a mimic. Postmodernism one on one. Indeed, if you pantomime a pantomime, what exactly is that? Does it cancel each other out? It doesn'tenows pantomime? Has it become real? They say two rungs don't make a right, do two falsities make a reality? Whoa? The room falls into
shocked silence as the teacher lies amid the wreckage of the broken table. That's what happens when you trying to pin the Holster brother. No one can zingop me. Oh Gogod, still fueled by paranoia, storms out of the classroom, leaving the students and the shattered table behind. Is this part of the postmodernism lesson? I have no idea, but I think we just witnessed a live wrestling match in the classroom. Fade out, laps, GPT, gift one to you the solar system boss, What were we brought? Okay?
So tell tell him at home. Write a script where Hulk Hogan is a college professor teaching teaching postmodernism. As Hoke teaches his class, the theories about postmodernist modernism effect is already present paranoia. Hull Hogan begins suspecting his students are conspiring to pin in him. In the classroom, one of the students is wearing a striped shirt, and Hulkgan accuses him of being a crooked referee. See how delightful it is to tuck that in there? And it remembers it
doesn't forget a thing. Every time a student tries to assure hol Cogan that they are not conspiring to pin him, hull Hogan twists their words. Hulk Hogan loses all control of his emotions. Yes, and then it wrote it, and then I said here I added something. At a moment where another teacher sneaks into the classroom before hul Cogan leaves, the teacher tries to roll hul Cogan up from behind. Hull Cogan freaks out and body slams the teacher
through a table. You didn't even tell it to whisper. That whole thing that's going into business for itself. It totally is. This is my chance to run up. Well, we're doing our best to give back to you
the beneficence that you showered upon us this holiday season, Solar System. We sure hope you enjoy the final remaining days of our twenty twenty three Christmas spectacular here on the feed, as we'll be rolling out more lapsed GPT gifts in another It all goes according to plan, very special show for you of this holiday season, So we'll see you next time.