Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Serif. Well, hello my friends, Welcome to the Kyle Serafin Show. Today is Thursday. It is April the 11th 4/11/2024 and we are rocking and rolling live right now on rumble.com/kyle Serafin.
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It's been occurring to me that there is a lot of talk right now about FISA 702. We've talked about it on this show quite a bit. What's the problem with FISA? Are we actually getting rid of it? In fact, I saw some stuff on Twitter that confused me. They were all these different representatives coming out and saying, yeah, I voted no. And then there's people like Tom Massey who make an awful lot of sense and they're like, but that was actually a good thing we wanted.
So we're going to get into this sort of the, the meat and potatoes of what is being discussed. And then I want to actually give you a way to evaluate what what FISA 702 is. I think we've talked about it, but it's worth always another little shot at that. So few people really know about it. And in fact, I would say that the people who are voting on it most often have absolutely no idea what can go on there, the dangers that it presents the American people and our civil
liberties. So we're going to do that. We're going to talk about the FBI with a terrorist attack, warning that people on the left doing performative sort of theatrical stuff both in Arizona and in California, got some fun stuff like that. We've got 96 shots fired by the Chicago PD killing a guy and cover down on that. Little bit of drama there as well. Some of the really insidious stuff going on with gun control.
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Right off the bat, the FBI is letting you know that there is a possible terror attack. Remember how they told us that we could also see terror attacks because of the eclipse at churches? Don't go to church. If you think the Rapture is coming, don't do that. Wow. Why is the FBI like this? The FBI is like this because they are now trying to drum up all of the support possible to get behind their absolutely favorite tool, the tool of tyranny, which is FISA 7O2.
The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act is up for this, this renewal on this particular section. And the question is, if that's sunsets, what will they do with all of the stuff that they are not supposed to be doing? We're going to get deep into the Seven O 2 thing. But I want you to know that they're concerned about it and they're they're you're going to be shocked.
You're going to be absolutely shocked that the reason that they are scared is because Russia, Russia, Russia, It seems like the FBI should probably get themselves out of the Cold War era. Wouldn't that make a little bit of sense to some of us? It's so wild, it's so overly strange that they always go back to it. I worked on the counterintelligence floor in DCI, Didn't do it for very long. I was only there for 18 months. But I'm a pretty smart guy, as some of you may have guessed,
and I'm fairly capable. And the the other problem is they didn't give me a lot of work to do. I spent 10 hours a day looking at FISA. Yeah, that's pretty much what I did. And if I left my seat, I got yelled at for it. I couldn't even go down to the gym. The normal things that people are supposed to do when they do this slow, boring, stupid work of working counterintelligence. And on top of all that, we joked about it.
Me and the suspendables were having a little chat the other day, and we were laughing about training agents and the way that people get spun up and how to do their job. In the FB I I had a China. I was on a Chinese counterintelligence squad with a native speaking Chinese agent who I like a lot. He's a good guy, But he didn't speak English as a first and maybe not even as a second language. He spoke broken English.
He had some of the most hilarious interactions with people, and he was supposed to train me on how to go out and do the job. He also had zero interest in working counterintelligence, which is also very funny. And he ended up getting removed from the skiff, not for any fault of his own, but because our polygraph systems are
stupid. So he actually ended up losing that job in that space, and they just put him to work on doing background investigations because he wanted to go to the CIA and do actual counterintelligence. And they were like, no, no, no, you can't do that. You speak Chinese, and you'd actually probably be able to recruit the people we want. So no, we're going to just have
you leave. And while I was sitting there doing very little in this silly space in a cubicle surrounded by people who are also not doing very much, they always had a lot of time on their hands. Everybody seemed pretty fit and capable of doing lots of extracurricular activities. What I found out was that I could walk around and talk to all the other squads and try to figure out what the hell is going on there. What do we do?
And there's a same number of squads that handle Chinese issues as the same that as the people that handle Russian issues. And the Russian folks, they always had cool Cold War relics and they'd have like a K GB officer had or something or something from the FSB or the Gru and they'd have these, you know, coats and stuff like that. All these relics that would been there for a long time.
And the thing that I found very interesting is that whenever I spoke to folks that were being real honest about it, they said Russia, for its size and its capabilities, which is a Cold War capability, really punches above its weight. And it actually gets a lot more attention than is probably warranted. It's thought of much more highly simply because of the historical necessity of going after Russia during the Cold War. And they've never really gotten
out of that. The intelligence community, at least in the United States, the the FBI, has never really looked at the them, the the Chinese as being the threat that it needs to, at least not to the public. And so there's this like sort of next nostalgic feeling that this Russian enemy is the is the the big deal. And of course, it's the one that resonates really well with the public who was raised anywhere before, you know, who was born anywhere before, let's say, 1990. So there's that.
Anyway, it's quite interesting to me that they continue to drone with the specter that they're going to talk about terrorism. And of course, we talked about the ISIS case coming out of Idaho the other day.
Major props to the folks over at the Idaho Tribune who continually see through the BS, whether it's a hate crimes investigation or it's ABS ISIS claim that some kid who's 18 years old that was set up online because he's sexually frustrated and looking for a friend, those people are not real terrorists. That's the stuff that the FBI has incentivized to create. And so we're seeing more of it anyway. I just want you guys to be aware that the the FBI is concerned.
Per Reuters. You know, who never, who never is a mouthpiece for the federal government is letting you know that there's a possible not just a attack, but a coordinated terror attack because of the Russian massacre. And then the best is, is a quote from Chris Ray. We'll play another one from him a little later. But he says, looking back over my career in law enforcement, I would love to know how he considers himself a member of
law enforcement. But, you know, everybody gets to identify however they want, don't they? I'd be hard pressed to think of a time when there were so many threats to our public safety and national security and they were all elevated at once. But that is the case, as I said here today. The problem without being able to prioritize in the medical community, we call it triage.
If you cannot triage the threats and everything is the worst, then you just run around with your hair on fire and you scream sort of like Kevin Bacon in Animal House. You know all is well or all is not well. Whatever you want to say. The the the federal government's take on this, the FBI specifically's take is that all is not well. Everything is a critical threat
at all times. There's nothing we can do to stop it. We just have to give them more money and more authorities and more 702 and yuck to all of that. So I wanted to get us started off on the right foot. Like I said, there's a lot of theatrics going on right now. There's a lot of people telling you how to think that don't make any bit of sense. This just made me smile. There is also a small pushback when the crazies are out there, and this is sort of the gentle
way that we just push back. Yesterday we talked about how to discern truth from nonsense. This is a good one. This is a good little way. When people try to enforce their nonsense on you, when they try to shove down the way that they would like you to think, you can politely but very specifically let them know that's not how you operate. This is how we start the show. I think maybe I'll start from now on by letting you know my pronouns.
Is that a? Is that a good way to Should we just start all the I'm going to go on Newsmax later today. Maybe I'll start with telling them my pronouns. They might like that. Here we go. Good. Afternoon, Julia. You know my pronouns are they? Then how are you doing? Yeah, thank you for telling me your pronouns. I use correct grammar, so the only the only thing I would need to refer you to is to your face would be you. But I'm. I'm not being rude.
You can choose your pronouns. You can choose what you want to call yourself, but you don't have. You don't get to require me to use incorrect grammar and factually incorrect things. You're not a plural. You're a you're a you're a one person and you're a you're a female person. So I will use she and her, thank you very much. Do what you like, I guess. Well. You are you. Didn't need to tell me then, did you?
Maybe I'm just making sure people know in case they're watching and they want to refer to me respectfully. Is it disrespectful for me to use correct factual grammar? It's not incorrect or unfactual grammar to use singular day then pronouns for an individual, but we're here to talk about the
cast review. Yeah but but you but you chose but you chose to bring it up. You chose to use the incorrect pronouns for me. I chose to use the correct pronouns for a single woman who is appearing on my show. I'm not a single woman though. I'm a very special non binary trans person as you just pointed out. I I didn't really just point them out. I didn't just point that I introduced you as a journalist
and a virgin radio presenter. No, just before I came on, you were talking about how people with all these labels like to be special, and I'm just making sure that everyone knows I'm special. OK, I'm not special. I'm just a boring, old heterosexual married woman. But, you know, sorry about that. We're not allowed to do that anymore. In fact, that probably does make me special now. I don't know. I'm very special and I want you to know that I'm special.
This attitude is so pervasive. You don't have to be rude to these people, but they're nuts. So let's just call them what they are. In fact, this is the goofball. The best is if you give them enough time, they'll actually tell you how goofy they are. They will actually hang themselves in public. And by saying, I just want you to know that I'm a very special person, it's like, I get it, your parents didn't hug you enough or something.
This actually happened in the Colorado, the Colorado house the other day. This is that that goofy trans guy. And he sets himself up for for the thing, realizes what it looks like and tries to fix it. Watch this. I look like someone who has a mental disorder. I mean, as some people would say that in the affirming. But that's it's a rhetorical question. Yes, it's a rhetorical question. How fun is this? Tech P wants me to say it yes. Some of these people are really retards.
There's no way around it. We just can't stop the retards. This led me to something that happened at Berkeley the other day. This is the Berkeley Law School situation. Some of you guys may have seen this. It was a statement released by the Dean of the law school, whose name is what is his name? Irwin with a Chemerinsky Aaron Chair. Minsky, I hope I got that right, he said. I write this with profound sadness.
Since I became a Dean, my wife and I have inverted first year students to come to our home for dinner. We were asked this year by the presence of the third year class to have the graduating students over for dinner because they began in the fall of 2021 when COVID prevented these dinners. So we were delighted to oblige and have three different nights, April 9th, 10th and 11th, that the graduated students could
come and choose. I never imagined that it would turn into something that was so ugly and divisive that he talks about how he spent his career defending free speech. When you spend your career trying to do the free speech thing, you end up with people acting crazy and they just can't handle it because they think that the freedom of expression means the freedom from consequence and that you must agree. It's not that I get to express my opinion and you can walk away from it.
So if you so choose and people have asked me why, you know you don't. You don't give Jake Lang a chance to come and tell the side of the story because I don't want to hear it. I already got my opinion made-up and I'm fine with that. And he can convince anybody who's not me. Same sort of thing here. What's fun is this lady's going to make a citation to the National Lawyers Guild, and I've got a little info on that.
So we'll talk about this, but I want you to see what happens when you just keep letting this performative nonsense go on. Eventually they come after people who I guarantee are liberal lefties. There's a massive opportunity right here to bring these people not into the fold of Republicans per SE, or even conservatives, but into the wider group of independents that just want sanity. There's a a a big opening, an open door to invite these folks
over. It's like, look, I get it, We don't agree on everything, but we'll actually still respect you at the end of the day. We can disagree about it. Let's figure out what we agree on, move the ball forward on that, and then let's politely debate and still be friends at the end of the other one. There's there's a lot of people in this country that actually think that way, a lot more than think, like this goofy chick They called her hijabi, which I
think is really funny. There was a whole story about how someone put hands on this hijabi. Here you go. Watch this girl just, like, take over a dinner party while she's a guest at somebody else's house. Fast. Not only from the Not fast. Not only from my house. We have attorneys. OK, you don't have to excuse me. Please leave our house. Your guests at our house. This is our First Amendment right. No, the National Lawyers Guild has informed.
This is their first. The National Lawyers Guild has informed that this is our First Amendment right to make a speech in your backyard to to to tell you what we think. And you must shut up and listen to it. No, get away from my lemon tree, you weirdo. Get out of my house. Put the microphone down. How silly and shameful. But this is the type of people that we're talking about. These people are not connected
with reality. And so there is this opportunity because the weirdos come on the program and start off with the I'm a they them. And you're like, what? We're going to talk about something else but now you want to make it about this. OK, I'll engage you. I'm a married heterosexual woman. She says, same story. This professor probably doesn't agree with us on a lot of things and yet there's an opening here. It's been carved and and pried open by massive stupidity and
childish tantrums. And a lot of this is very theatrical little point about the National Lawyers Guild. I saw a little piece that that Mike Waller, who's been on our show before, was saying that about 100 years ago the National Lawyers Guild was set up to basically defend communists and socialists and people that were going to push the the envelope forward, the Marxist envelope in this country.
And my personal experience with the national lawyer, the National Lawyers Guild, NLG, was that I saw them, people marked in their T-shirts and hats acting as spotters for Antifa security elements that were going out to threaten federal agents and do counter surveillance when I was in Portland during the riots. These are not good people. They are not there for the fundamental exercise of of free speech and making sure it's safe.
What they are there to do is encourage the outcome and the outcome is becoming less and less palatable to Americans, just regular people, even people on the left who just thought, hey, I I just, I just think we should all get along and we should all be nicer. It's like, Nope, you can't you have to be crazy with us. If you're not going to be crazy, then we're going to come after you. And they did. All right.
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I have almost all this kind of thing. I have a smattering of this kind of stuff in general. But the real critical thing is, is have you figured out what happens if the food supply cuts off? Let's say a bunch of hijabis decide to stage a protest in the middle of the highway and they shut down all the trucks. Do you have a way to make sure you can feed your family for 72 hours for a week, for three weeks, for three months? You can do all those things there.
It's actually not that expensive. And the best part about it is, is that it lasts for up to 25 years. They're well packed in America. So you guys can actually get yourself squared away for a very long time. It's a fire and forget solution. You store it, you move it with yourself, you can put it in your car. All these kind of things for patriots.com/kyle. I know the label went away. Let's keep on rolling. Here's the real danger I think is out there. Look at the people that are
encouraging this position. Kaboom. This is from Fox News. This is a queued up pre packaged opinion piece. Congress cannot let FISA 7O2
expire. It is written by none other than Mike Pompeo and William Barr. That's the Bill Barr, the AG, the one who used to be the guy running the show under Trump, who had a really, really suspect record in 2020 of his handling of the way that the FBI even went after things like Antifa and the NLG and the folks that were rioting across this country, giving them an awful lot of space. It seems really easy that people are. I see you guys in the chat saying get a warrant.
Yeah, like, of course. But that's not how FISA works. Let's read what they said. They said, of course, they always start with this thing. I want to agree with you. The FBI needs serious reform, but we can't take away its toys. That's a step too far. We can't defund it or take away a mission set. What we need to do is just make them do their job better. I will definitively tell you that that is not possible, not in this way without cooperation.
The FB is use of the Steele dossier which was paid for by the Hillary Clinton campaign, was the basis to lost, Cross, crossfire, hurricane again, the Russia, Russia collusion and hoax. The world would eventually learn that the FBI built a false narrative to justify their illegal actions with key information being withheld from the judges who approved. Not even just withheld, falsified in the in the renewals. And we now know definitively, as many suspected at the time, that
there were no credible ties. Between the Trump campaign and the Kremlin. OK, so they're feeding you what they want. Are you? Are you with him so far? And their answer should be the FBI abused this tool. It cannot have it anymore. It's too dangerous. Look what they did instead. What they said is that Congress has a chance to pass the single largest overhaul of the FBI in nearly 20 years. Section 7O2, which monitors foreign nationals, oversee. That is false. It does not.
It's supposed to. That's what it's supposed to do. But it does not do that. It involves so much more than that. The critical national security tool has allowed the United States to counter our adversaries like China, Russia, and thwarted numerous terrorist attack from ISIS and Al Qaeda. Yeah, the ones that they made-up. Do you know how the FBI works?
Counterintelligence. What they do is they just feed the person who is. Once they finally identify how much somebody has stolen from our government in espionage, we just feed them more information to be able to actually set them up long enough that we can arrest them. And then they get like 60 months in jail and they probably do 10s of millions to billions of dollars.
If somebody stole, let's say the plans to our super carriers that are being developed in Norfolk, they would get a couple of years in jail and they would have given the Chinese billions and billions of dollars worth of a research and technology. OK, are you down with that? Is that the thing we need to do and the reason that we need to have people in America spied upon is because of that. It's a terrible cell job.
These people are are completely over their skis and they know it. That's why you have pieces coming out in Fox like this, so that people who don't listen to independent media and don't have any access to actual truth about the way the way this tool works are going to go out there and go, well, I mean, Pompeo said it, Bill Barr said it. They're establishment guys. Exactly. The establishment should be the program. You should be doubting everything that comes out of
their mouth. The legislation that they have directly abuses, handles the FISA abuses. Look, they haven't talked about any of those. By reducing the number of FBI personnel who can authorize AUS person query by more than 90%. It's still going to be the people who want to do it. It's still going to be people at headquarters and it's still going to be the people who are doing counterintelligence investigations the same way they were before. So here's the deal.
I've got a 3 minute speech from Massey, but first I actually want to play you this little thing. They mentioned Crossfire Hurricane. Let's just hear Chris Ray's take on what they did during Crossfire Hurricane. Is Crossfire Hurricane the only time the FBI has violated the procedures for the FISA process? Well, there are a lot of different procedures, but but that's certainly not the only compliance incidents that we've had with respect to FISA. Oh, is that so?
Look, they implemented a bunch of reforms to fix it before Congress came after them, and they were able to be about 9698% successful. They only had 278,000 and change violations of U.S. law after these reforms were done. That's a really high compliance rate. That is a huge number of failures that went in and violated individual civil liberties. So let me tell you what FISA is and then we'll hear Tom Massey's kind of take on why, what they're trying to do.
Again, there is an amendment that's going on that was voted no and people were celebrating their no votes. There are people that voted yes and they're celebrating their yes votes. Massey breaks it down in a Twitter thread that I'm going to put on the screen because I think it's valuable. It's confusing unless you're involved in the actual process of the way Congress works. Essentially, there are two different tactics. Some people are trying to table it indefinitely.
The other people are trying to revise it so they get a shot at actually putting their amendments into the bill. So two techniques. I don't know which one is better. Tom Massey's pretty smart. I tend to lean towards the way he's going. Some of the people that signed off on the no bill that that that voted against it yesterday. They also seem pretty sharp. They seem to be on the right team, but they may have different tactics that may or may not work out, I don't know.
I wish the Republicans would get unified on liberty and then they could just figure this out. However, this is the way that we have to talk about intelligence, and it actually relates very well to what happened yesterday. That video of the gay guy on a date that would be referred to as what's called raw intelligence. Raw intelligence is exactly what it sounds like. It's coming in straight from the field. They actually process it a little bit, but we're getting a raw version of it.
Raw intelligence comes from the field without without any analytical hand on it. It's also unvalidated. It's also very difficult to decide what to do with it in a vacuum, and that's the way that FISA comes in. FISA comes in like your actual e-mail address. When I would log into DWS, the data warehouse system, which I think is what it stands for, it's the NSA portal for the FBI to walk into your e-mail box and I could see it. I can see what's in emails, who's the sender, who is from?
You guys will hear things in the news about how well you know these are, these are masked names. They're masked. And then so that way not everybody sees them. That's only after a guy like me as a frontline FBI agent touches them. Now I'm a pretty smart guy. My IQ is north of 140. I'm just going to give you a just an idea of how difficult it
is to do this. I sat through a FISA audit where they went through all of the FISA that I touched and they clicked on things and they said, hey, let's see if you did you touch this one. And I said yes. And they said, great. Did you minimize it? Minimizing means that you get rid of the American names in there, that you make sure that you are not improperly sharing information, that raw intelligence doesn't make it into a finished product in a way that is improper.
There's all these rules about it. They're really, really convoluted by the way. They're so convoluted that when I did my audit, I failed massively. I was a brand new FBI agent. My entire job was looking at FISA and when they reviewed it with the chief legal counsel, they sat down next to me. And she was really, really sweet about it. I failed on all of it. I didn't get a single thing right and I was trying to do it right.
I just couldn't figure out how the system worked because the system is so obscure that the failures are inevitable. Just saying, I'm far smarter than most of the people I worked with. That's not a good thing or a bad thing. I'm just telling you that if I couldn't figure it out and I tried, I gave it a really, really honest look because I actually cared about doing my job correctly. This is right in the beginning. We fail FISA audits because the the system is convoluted.
It's poorly designed. It's government contractors writing software. The absolute worst thing you can do. And then there is no easy way. And then the other problem is, is that your mission set is antithetical to American liberty. Your mission set is to go find Americans who are selling out America, and you were given a tool that allows you to do that. I can search by name for any one of you listening to this in DWS. I could search for any one of your names.
I could search for your phone number, I could search for your e-mail address, I could search for, you know, some little pieces of this and I will get every single thing in that database that has your information tagged to it. OK, I could get every single thing that I wanted. And the only way that you're actually authorized to find information about Americans is if you find it incidentally while collecting on foreigners. That's the way it's supposed to
work. The minute that you go into the space where you take an American that you found in the database who was talking to a foreigner, that is a subject of information that we want to know about. So I find, let's say, Chinese operative #1 and Chinese operative #1 is communicating with American #1. And so I say, OK, China one, American one. I wonder who else has been? You know who else has American one been talking to?
If I take his name or her name, place that into the search bar and search it, that is the best way for me to stop people from engaging with foreign operatives and to figure out if that person is selling out America. It's also expressly illegal. It's called reverse targeting, and it is done every single day at the FBI. That's how you end up with 278,000 violations. Somebody is going to do their job and try to figure out who's selling us out. It doesn't even have to be nefarious.
It just means that they're able to do that. Now, let's say person number one didn't do anything wrong, ever. But then I find out like, oh, they're also sending these emails that talk about a bunch of money that's being moved around. Now I found evidence of maybe some money laundering or wire fraud or something.
OK, that's not even to get into the the hop system, which means that somebody related to number one or related to Chinese person #1, if they have an American connection, that American connection, I can go find somebody from the second American connection. We can write up A7O2 on all of these people with what they call the two hops. Once I am 2 hopping away, I'm literally writing up justification. It's like a paragraph long.
It can be approved in a day or less to go out there and spy on this person for national security reasons without having a warrant that is antithetical to our Constitution. The only seven O twos I ever wrote up were on foreign nationals, for whatever it's worth. And I tried to get out of that. I I I was like, this is a problem. What are we doing? And they basically told me over and over, and you don't understand the mission well enough. I think I understand it just fine, actually.
I think I understand it and it's a problem and you can't explain it. And the mission essentially is let's gather all the information on all the things and then we'll know a bunch of stuff. And if we ever want to use it, we can. And if we want to use it against Americans, So what? At least it's going to keep our budget going. It's going to keep our bonuses going. It's insane how easy it is to
write up A7O2 FISA. That's to say nothing of the full FISA process, which involves a woods file, which is supposed to be a check against corruption. And it goes out in front of a judge and the judge can ask all these questions. So when you get the woods file and you go in front of the Fisk, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, when you go in front of them, there's an attorney from DOJ or an attorney from FBI headquarters that goes and makes the argument and so on and so forth.
And then we found out is that in crossfire, Hurricane Kevin Kleinsmith lied. He straight up turned backwards something, like I said, will or will not. And he basically reversed the meaning of an e-mail. He falsified the meaning of an e-mail in order to justify what he was doing. And he was disbarred. Then he was rebarred. Nothing happened to him. He lost his license for like a year. There are no consequences to these people. They can't keep doing this stuff.
So here's Tom Massey talking about it. I think it's worth. It's about 3 minutes of the speech. We're going to do all of it, which I don't always do. It's a longer clip than normal. He's breaking it down in a good way. There's subtitles and captions. He speaks slower than me. So you guys will get some information that I think is well worth our time to listen to, and let's do that. Let's try to figure out what he's saying. He's telling us that there his strategy of going after the
amendment makes more sense. And then I'll read his thread a little bit here. With that, I would yield 3 minutes to the gentleman from Kentucky. The gentleman yields. I recognize the gentleman from Kentucky. I thank my. Colleague from Texas, today we're voting on a resolution that will bring forward reauthorization of a program that's been abused for decades, the FISA 7O2 surveillance.
Program. Before we vote on that program, though, this resolution that we're voting on now prescribes that we will bring forward an amendment to require warrants. If you want to spy on Americans, if you want to use this database as a as a backdoor to look at the privacy, the private information of Americans, you would need a warrant. If this amendment passes. Now there's some people say, oh, getting a warrant is too hard, it'll slow us down.
You'll put America in danger. Listen, I've been in the skiff the the classified area where they're supposed to tell us the problems with requiring a warrant and they never have told us an example, a single example of we're getting a warrant would be a problem to national security. In fact, we've got a provision in the warrant amendment that says in exigent circumstances you can skip that step. You'll hear today that, oh, everything's fine. We don't need the Warren Amendment.
We've got 53 reforms in this package. Here's the problem with those reforms. We rely on the same people that abused the system to enforce those reforms, and they still don't go to the constitutional level that is required in this country. Who doesn't trust those 53 reforms? Congress doesn't trust those 53 reforms. The authors of this bill, you know how I know? Because they put an exemption 2 exemptions for themselves in this bill. That's right.
If the FBI is going to use 7O2 FISA to spy on Congressman, they have to tell Congress they. Even have to get. Permission from the congressman they're spying on. If they say it's for the Congressman's own good, why do we have a provision in there that exempts congressmen but not all of America? Americans deserve the protections they're enshrined in the Constitution. I'm. Going to cut away from it, but that's all correct. And also, I love you guys.
You guys are so nuts. Freeland in the chat. It's like, hey, turn on the neon sign behind you. It's off. It bothered me too. I saw it over my shoulder and I was like, why is the why is the sign off? I turned it off yesterday. OK, here's the deal. Massey's saying the correct things #1. The people who are supposed to follow the reforms are the ones who screwed it up in the 1st place. So that's not how we do things. That's not a check and a balance.
That's not a the world we live in right now. We're beyond the just trust us, bro sort of mentality. We have to be You've failed to do your job. You've proven, and it was even cited in the Durham report that there are no rules that would solve the problems of the FBI. The only thing that would solve the problems in the FBI are better FBI agents and analysts, people who actually understand the Constitution, which seems really difficult for them.
I can also tell you that exigent circumstances are basically nonexistent in the counterintelligence world, which is what this was designed for. They've expanded it to counterterrorism. I'm going to talk about all that, too. Here we go. Ready. In 2020 when they decided to shut down our skiffs, which they did in the Washington field office, they were somewhere between 1000 and 1500 cases that were being run, 1000 and 1500 counterintelligence cases being
worked by upwards of 100 agents. Everybody has a different caseload, but it's about that. They did an analysis on a case by case basis, which people needed to come in on a daily basis to have access to this gift, to be able to work those cases because they were so critical to national security. Of that almost 1500 cases, two of them, I cannot say this enough. 212 of them required daily updates. The rest of them required come on in every 30, you know, 30
minutes twice a week. So the people that you paid 6 figure salaries, anywhere from 100 to $175,000 a year to work in a skiff in Washington, DC They came in for 30 minutes on a Tuesday and 30 minutes on a Friday to check their emails on these critical national security tools. And then they went home for like a year. Some of them did it for 18 months. Can you imagine that? A lot of us lost our jobs over the COVID stuff. Some people got to have a year
and a half off. They had six days off in a row and they would go and work, you know, back-to-back. And they wouldn't even they they would work two hours during a pay period that is supposed to be 100 hours. You got screwed. I got screwed. The American people got screwed because they're making it up. Let me add to that. I was on dozens of what they would call critical priority or something to that affect some Tier 1, scramble The Jets, kind of BS counterterrorism cases.
So that's the other side of the coin. The counterterrorism thing, the ISIS, the Al Qaeda. Oh, they're coming for you. I was on dozens of these cases where they would hit the button. We got one like you saw Janine do from the Ghostbusters and they would scramble my team and we'd go out in snow, in rain. I got called on a Sunday and had
to fly out that night. I would have a regular responses to these things that were high level and some of them were BS like, I'm sorry, some of them were actually semi serious, like the shooting that happened the the guys that were from Saudi Arabia. OK And that was at the the Pensacola Naval station. We've covered that. We had Steve Sharp on who who was actually one of the responding officers. Yeah, that was a real case.
But more often than not, we got set on these people to babysit, and that's what we called it. They were babysitting missions where we would do 24/7 surveillance. That's three federal surveillance teams at upwards of 5000 to $10,000 per shift, 3 shifts a day, and we'd cover them for weeks sometimes. None of those people have ever committed an act of terrorism. Most of them have never been
arrested. Just take a little take a little moment to digest that dozens of the highest priority cases that the FBI is willing to throw $30,000 with the surveillance asset a day for weeks. Some of these would go on for
months. By the way, I went to one down in Jacksonville, NC where we were there for two different rotations of two weeks at a time because it went on for months and they rotated through all the national teams and came back to us. That person never committed a terrorism despite undercover bumps and CHS investigations and people that we call UC ES online undercovers didn't happen. None of that stuff ever went down. These are made-up threats. They are made-up threats so that
we can go get more of this. And I think Tom Massey is right. Let me throw his thread up here. He says many people have been misled today. This was not a vote on the actual FISA bill. This was a vote on a revolution, a resolution that would have allowed FISA as well as six amendments to it, including the warrant requirement, which is what they're pushing for, and three other pieces of legislation to come to the floor.
The partisan procedural votes like this, the Democrats reflexively vote no and Republicans simply go with yes. 19 Republicans dissented from the Republican majority and they voted with the Democrats to stop everything from coming to the floor, including the warrant amendment to FISA. So this is the the goal. The Democrats are looking to see if this thing can be shut down altogether.
Tom Massey is saying we wanted to bring it to the floor in order to get this warrant amendment, which they could do. And I will tell you this, The old joke about things that I would tell people when they would give us some really hot news, some really hot tip in the counterintelligence world is if you gave me a really, really hot tip on mornings on a Friday at the end of my week, we would get the tip.
We would look at it, let me grab my coffee here, We would go, We go, oh, man, that's really, that's really something that we're going to have to look into this. I mean, right away, it's Friday, so we'll probably have to wait till Monday. But first thing Monday, after we have coffee and kind of BS for a little while, first thing Monday, we're going to get right into this thing.
You could give that to me at 10:00 on Monday on a on a Friday and that's what it would be. It would take all the way through the weekend till Monday and that would be an exigent circumstance. Usually we would get it and go. There's no reason to handle CI stuff fast because it's slow. The nature of the investigations are slow. Massey's correct. There needs to be a warrant. There's always time to get a warrant in this stuff, except
when there's not. And they have an exigent circumstances provision, same as the FISA, by the way. The Attorney General can declare an emergency FISA and go back and get the warrant after the fact if it meets the justification. But they're supposed to be a really high level of scrutiny and you're not supposed to abuse that. And generally speaking, the FBI actually doesn't abuse the emergency stuff, the exigent circumstances for FISA, for real FISA.
It's not very common, but every once in a while they think somebody's going to do something really crazy. They've they've got some credible intelligence that's halfway decent. It never happens anyway, but whatever they might, it might. It's better safe than sorry. And they'll go violate somebody's liberties by going after it. And it's technically legal, even though they avoid the the 4th Amendment.
And they'll go out there and they'll run this FISA and then they'll find out this person's not a threat and that person never even knows it. And that's almost OK, except that they can't be trusted with this stuff. All right, here's Massey going further. He says tactically, whether the 19 did the best thing or not is to be determined. They may have just stopped our only chance to vote on whether or not the government needs a
warrant to spy on you. This vote might not have passed, but everyone would have had to go to the floor and the world would be able to see it. That's terrible. It's such a terrible situation. Basically, everybody would get to to be counted. And the upside is, is Congress knows that none of you know. None of you know who votes for what. None of you care. None of you know who voted. No. None of you know who voted. Yes.
None of you know why? Because the process is convoluted on purpose, he said here the the rules resolution for the bill plus the amendment has failed and the swamp could do the following. This is Thomas Massey's fear they could suspend the rules and pass a worse version of FISA. That's probably the most likely case because we always get screwed on this stuff. The establishments behind it all the middle. I talked to Trevor Aronson the other day. He writes The Intercept and he's
on the left. You know he's not far left, I don't think. I think he's reasonable left. But he said isn't it wild that the far left and the far right of sort of fringes of our of our governmental system both think FISA is bad and the and the establishment is the middle. Yeah, that's where the enemy is. It turns out the second possibility is they can make concessions and improve the bill
and the rules for the bill. Three, they can say they don't need a new bill to keep FISA going and they'll just do it. They'll just continue it. Or four, they'll move and let the Senate do it first. I think the worst possibility is probably the most likely. They will most likely suspend the rules, pass a terrible FISA, we'll all get screwed and they'll keep doing this stuff. And that is going to have real impact on what goes on in the presidential election.
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I'll tell you when they're coming. So here's the deal. We had some some insanity happening. We're talking about performative sort of work. This is performative. This is what happened in Arizona about their abortion bill that they're very, very upset about shouts of shame and shame and shame. Like what kind of children are we dealing with? These are not serious people it turns out. That's why our our executive
agencies are able to run amok. The Arizona legislature devolved in the shouts of shame, shame on Wednesday as Republican lawmakers quickly shut down discussion on a proposed repeal of the state's newly revived 1864 bill that criminalizes abortion through pregnancy. Unless the woman's life is at risk, this is kind of the thing. It's like, welcome to the world, guys. Elections have consequences, they always try to tell us. So they decided to do what they always do, like act like toddlers.
They decided to scream. Here's a little video of what it looked like. This is so silly. Look at the woman with the phone talking. I mean, just, it's all nonsense. It's always barren. Old women and then a bunch of young people, young guys, young women that are screaming and performing and they're just doing this nonsense. It's just weird. It's weird to watch it. It's it's not, it's not very easy to take these people seriously.
I can't do it. But for whatever reason is what's going on, the AP covering this thing breathlessly because they're very excited about the possibility that something could come out of it. They were. They were very upset that they were being called insurrectionists and extremists for their behavior. You know, like that's good for the goose, good for the gander. It's just, it's posturing. Somebody said Romper Room. Very good. Yeah, it is Romper Room. I was on Romper Room a long time ago.
I don't remember the circumstances. Why. Maybe my parents will say it. Maybe they'll share it with you guys in the chat. But I was on Romper Room one time, as I recall, and I vaguely remember it. But it's also reconstructed memory because I've seen the episode kind of funny. And they put me on the Cam, you know, I was up there. I see, Kyle, all of that these people are, are, are.
They're utterly unserious. And so this lady got up and just said, hey, we have an extremely complex and emotional debate about policy and law, and in my opinion, this is Representative Martinez. She's the the House whip there. In my opinion, removing healthy babies from healthy mothers is not healthcare, nor is it reproductive care. Bam, just refute the arguments. They never will. They're just going to scream shame of all things. Pregnancy is not an illness. It should be celebrated.
It is abortion that terminates a life. Yeah, you know, like basics, just simple facts. This is the way you push back on this stuff. It's like you're not special. You're not unique. You're not a they them. You don't get to scream shame and get your way because you're having a temper tantrum. We don't care. We don't want to deal with it.
Speaking of temper tantrums, there's another one that's going on right now in Chicago, and you guys might as well know about this if you're not paying attention. I was asked to cover a little bit of it. We don't know all the details, so we're going to wait a little bit further. But let me read how CNN covered it, which tells me a lot about what's going on here. Here's CNN giving us the unvarnished truth. Are they not 96 shots fired in a fatal traffic stop?
Here's what the body camera footage shows. Newly released body Cam footage reveals the mayhem that unfolded in a residential neighborhood when Chicago police fired as many as 96 bullets towards a man, killing the 26 year old and raising questions about whether officers used excessive force. Why does that raise questions, do you think? Do you know how many bullets 96 is like?
You could throw 96 in four seconds if you've ever been on a shooting line for any law enforcement qualification, they have the targets that are on, like what they call facing targets, their cardboard. And they'll go and they turn towards you and everybody draws and shoots and in three seconds everybody fires 3 rounds. There'll be like 50 people. They'll all fired it. This was an entire squad that was doing this. This was a a dangerous subject
that was being approached. As I understand it, there were multiple shooters and the issue apparently was, is that this guy had a criminal record, gun charges and then he shot first. We're going to show you that. I mean, look, is it conclusive? No. Does it tell us quite a bit? Yeah, this is a side by side body Cam. So what you're going to see for those of you hearing, all you're going to hear is the audio of it. And you'll hear the, the, the more distant shots are the
subject firing first. But if you're watching, you'll actually be able to see top and bottom. There are two body cams, one of the person who actually got shot, the other one from further back. So they're actually overlapped and they're synced up. It's kind of cool to watch this. This is going to be shown and these officers should be cleared. But it is Chicago. You never know shots fire. Shots. Fire. Where's Saint Louis? Are you hit? Are you hit?
All right. So what you saw there, if you were watching, is that there was a female that was on the right. There was a male on the left. The male crossed behind her and got on her right. He was hit in the arm immediately by the first shot. What happened is they engaged in A, they engaged in a traffic stop. The guy was apparently not wearing a seat belt. That's A, that's a reasonable thing. That's what people do. There was another cop that was
up on the front quarter. He was in front of the the the left side, the driver's side, A pillar, and then you had another officer that was actually a cross on the passenger side of the vehicle. So I counted 4, four officers involved in that shooting. That was a shit show on every
level. And it looked like some of those shots were kind of scary because you had officers that were in definitely within that 10° cone of of fire where you're looking forward, which you definitely don't want to do. You want common firing lines, But hey, when things all erupt, looks like no officers were hit by each other. Pretty wild. OK, long and short of it is they approached the subject at the window, his window was down. They said rolled down the back window.
If you guys are ever stopped and you don't want to to get shot and you don't want to have anybody get real jumpy, just roll down your back windows. If they're tinted, I do. This whole time I used to roll it down and my FBI body armor was in the back. But you do it because it's it's polite and respectful. You don't have to, but you might as well if you're not going to have a problem. If they're going to arrest you, they're going to arrest you.
You might as well just go with them and figure it out later. It's what much better than getting into a shootout like this idiot. 26 year old dumped 11 rounds supposedly at the cops from all the counts. So what do they do? Yeah, they they got shot. One of them got shot in the arm. They all returned. You saw that? The people that were shooting, especially the lower body Cam,
he returned. He looked like he had a an aim point and he had an aim point acro on top of his pistol, which means he had the ability at least to do a precise shot. So safer than Ironside shooting at a car. But when you're all amped up and you're probably, I don't know, probably 20 yards away, that's a long shot with a pistol on a small target. If you train like that, no big deal. There are SF guys that will do that all day long. Our special operations troops
will do this. And maybe that's how they train. But that was real scary watching it because I don't know how good they are. They do have specialty weapons. So there's something about it. Anyway, Super easy if you guys want to not freak out. Cops turn off the turn off the the engine when they come up. I I mean, look, I I was never a cop, but I know how to handle cops. I got pulled over even when I was in Washington, and it was fine. I just turned off.
I pulled over. I turned off the thing. And I had just, you know, windows down, seat belts on. What do you got to do? What do you want? And I told him I was like, look, I don't know where the registration is in this car. It's a rental. He's like, OK, he's like it's probably in the dash, in the in the dash. And I'm like, cool, I'm going to just pop it open for you and I'm going to sit and we'll look and then I'll go get in there whenever you're ready.
And he's like, all right, look, I I understand what that is. Every one of these stops could involve a life or death moment for them. So if you treat it correctly, you're not going to get screwed over. If you shoot 11 rounds of the cops, you should expect to die. You'll see on that video, the subject actually pulled out. Looks like he got out of the passenger side, crawled through and got out and then probably died on the ground.
So be it, you know, predictably, the political left is covering it. Like there's some questions about what happened or whether this is an appropriate use of force. The force is used until the threat is neutralized. That's how that plays down South from what it looks like. First look at it looks like a good shoot. That doesn't stop Mama from putting on this display. I'm sure she was a wonderful
mother. I'm sure she was very much there for him and that's why he decided to have a shootout with the cops. Now kids make bad decisions all the time. We can't hold all parents accountable them not at 26 years old, but here she is giving her performance. Everybody's trying to win an Oscar this week. He. Just bought his new car three days before that and he was just riding around in his car, He said mom 4/4 rat and they killed him. They killed.
He was going for a ride. And they killed him. Come on, lady. He shot at cops. Let's just be honest. So dumb. Here's the thing that really pisses me off. That guy's name is Dexter Reed. The guy who was killed. You know who else we just talked to? Another Dexter. Another black guy about gun charges, right? In Brooklyn. A man who's never had a criminal record, who's 53 years old, who had the cops kick down his door and take his homemade guns that
never even saw the light of day. Doesn't that upset me more? Why is his story not everywhere? It's one of the things that he brought up to me. He's like, you know, that if I was some scumbag with a record and I had done something, it would be everywhere. And he's exactly right. Because, look, AP covers it. CNN covered it, and they're all favorable. They're favorable to the scumbag who took a shot at cops and got killed for it.
They're not favorable to the man that was making an arsenal in Brooklyn. God forbid. This is why we're utterly unserious, folks. It's hard. We've got to get out there. And then of course, in response, never let this tragedy go to waste. We got the ATF that's been pushing this along. This is from, I think, the AP. This is from. This is from Reuters. Reuters says that they're not going to close the gun show loophole. They can't pass a law for
universal background checks. So what they've decided to do is declare that anybody that ever sells a weapon anywhere in the United States is a gun dealer. I will not be abiding by this, For whatever it's worth, folks, just so you know, I will not be doing that. I'm not going to obey an ATF rule that says that they're going to create me to be a gun dealer when I obviously am not a gun dealer. But this is the statement they have. And they called the gun show loophole like there's some kind
of a loophole. First of all, they called the gun show loophole because they're trying to say that people who buy or sell guns to private parties are in fact engaging in some sort of nefarious behavior. No, they're called Americans, and they are taking their private property and they are moving it to somebody else. I can sell a chainsaw without asking anybody else. I can sell a car without asking anyone else. I may want some paperwork on it, but I don't have to have it.
If that car stays off road, no one ever needs to know about it. It's absurd. The government has no right to know what you do with your firearms. And the problem is, and this is something that I've talked with Steven Stambolio who works on behalf of Gun Owners of America sometimes. He's come on here and said the pre assumption that every gun will eventually be used in a crime is the way that they justify this. The problem with that is, is the vast majority of guns forever
will never be used in a crime. A very very small percentage of guns will ever be used in a crime, so stop looking for the problems. This is the same story the AT the FBI has using FISA. It's like, well the possibility exists that somebody could do something bad. Tough shit job in law enforcement is difficult. You must do things that are hard, like try to figure out what happened after the fact. You don't get to do pre crime, you suck at it. You're terrible.
And when you do, you violate the civil liberties that pre exist. Our government that our founding fathers knew came from God. They don't come from government. They don't come from you. And we don't have to ask you our permission to obey our own conscience. So I won't be. I don't, I don't do any federal gun laws to be fair. I just think they're all stupid. I think they're all unconstitutional on their face. I think they are important to the Constitution. It's very simple.
They passed the Constitution. That's the way the government would work. And then they told the government where they couldn't go right afterwards. OK, Yeah. And you guys are rightly calling out the fact that Joe Biden decided he was going to talk about how he was a law professor in addition to being a truck driver and a shovel worker and whatever other nonsensical
things he said. The guy had an awful lot of jobs for someone who only worked until the age of 29 before he joined the government and never worked again. I guess it's work. Whatever. All right, here's Joe Biden telling us about his time as a law school professor, which of course everybody knows. A 29 year old law school professor knows the most from the very. Beginning I used to teach the Second Amendment in law school. From the very beginning, there
were limitations. You couldn't own a cannon. You couldn't. You could own a rifle, a gun. But there are certain things you couldn't do. But they weren't weapons of war. Weapons of war. The reporter who is doing a journalistic interview helpfully feeds him there. If you guys want to go buy a cannon, you can do it right now. And you can go to Dixie Gun Works and you can buy cannons that are as as expensive as
$10,000. Yeah, you could buy a cannon today where we have infinitely more restrictions. Of course you could buy a cannon back then. You could buy a cannon at any time in American history. There's never been a law that says you can't own cannons. So Joe Biden continues to lie. But you know what? It means a lot to the people that don't understand anything? The low information crowd. How about we just run on things that are not gun control, not abortion and not stupidity?
There's a way that they could do this. Why don't they just go after this stuff? Gen. Z, many millennials, younger millennials, are unable to buy homes. They want to buy homes because Americans like to have their own space. They're not able to do it, run on this CNN covering it very breathlessly. And they're saying we cannot afford to live. Gen. Z is in a full financial angst despite inheriting a golden job market. Listen, it's a golden job market, Gen. Z. It's your fault.
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in right now. We got a couple more things I want to show you guys. I've got all the the stories that are out there, but we do have some fun things. As I said, Biden saying this crazy stuff. This is the performative nature. Everybody's a drama queen. Let's start with the least dramatic which is terrifying. The least dramatic is Whoopi Goldberg letting you know that we're going to put. As I said, the issues are simple. We want to kill babies.
You saw that in Arizona. Racism is everywhere and it's coming really hard for black Americans. That's what's going on. That's what Republicans are about. So much. So the view is now making claims. Whoopi Goldberg, The brain of the bunch, Letting you know what you really secretly want when you vote for Donald Trump is you want to put black people back in slavery? Of course, right? I mean, that's what you guys are all thinking. Take a look at the things that
they're rolling back. Remember I said ages ago, You know, they in their minds, they want to bring slavery back. They're OK with it because you see things change. You know, one of the good things about the Supreme Court is you can fight to make sure you make stuff better. You don't generally fight to make stuff worse. And to me or to roll back. And to me, if you're OK, rolling that back when things were not even a state, when we had no say, yeah. So how's that going to roll?
How's that going to roll? What? What's the next thing? Because you know, on this, with all of this comes birth control. With all of this comes everything that you need as a woman to have, have, have had, put in place to make sure that we were doing better than we were. Did any of that make sense? We're all Dumber for having heard that, obviously. Just remember, birth control and limits on abortion are actually slavery. That's what you secretly wish.
She's not wrong about one thing, though. I do wish to rollback women's right to vote, basically based on the actual fact that the view is an ongoing television program and that people watch it that are women. I almost think that all of you ladies have to give up your right to vote because of that. It'd be better for all of us. But you know who doesn't believe that?
Hillary Clinton. This is going to shock you guys to know that Hillary Clinton doesn't think that Hillary Clinton is apparently sponsoring this Broadway. Whatever this is, ladies singing, they're appealing to the president. No, No idea why, No idea why the president would have anything to do with an amendment to the Constitution. But this is ladies singing for suffrage, which they already have. Maybe they want the Equal Rights Amendment. I don't know. They're singing.
This is a play. I guess that's a Broadway play called SUFS SUFFS for Suffragettes cringe. Get ready. Grit your teeth. We demand an amendment. We demand an amendment. Which one is it? What is the amendment that says equality? Look, she's got a great voice and she's a pretty lady, and that looks really catchy. I'm. I'm excited about this. I wish we could do without words, so I'll just make the deal. Yeah. I think some of us should just start talking these ladies into
not having a vote at all. They don't seem to know what they're talking about. It's crazy. I got one more weird song. But before we do that, let's just consider maybe the reason that women are doing this craziness is because the men on that side do the same. Do you guys remember this guy? Apparently he has a nightly television show and does weird shit like this all the time. Yep. Yeah, they got grown men to dress up like needles. Whoa, Probably the weirdest
thing that you'll ever see. This went on all the way through 2020 when they tipped their hand and they still managed to do that. This is why the the stuff. We're still adjudicating these problems. We are still trying to get the FBI, the government capabilities out of this so we can actually have a fair election to decide whether the guys like that, who think like that actually have a real say. Even better than that. I've got two more for you. I've got one.
This is another song just in the vein of singing. Luck. We have a dancing now. We have a singing. This is the Gen. Z. They're letting you know this might be the most uncomfortable thing that I've ever watched and I'm making you watch it as well if you are listening to it. This kid is about 5-10 based on looking at him. He weighs about 116 lbs and he is not doing hand gestures to the rhythm. But man, he's very enthusiastic. This is the people that can't afford a house.
Maybe This is why they can't afford a house. Gen. Z. Oh, U.S. government of America. You've made a big mistake. You think you can take away our app? Well, we are the most powerful generation that there that there ever was. We are Generation Z. We won't let TikTok fall. We will rise. Rise above it all. We will save. Tick tock. Time's running out. Can you hear the clock, Joe Biden? We. You want us so bad. And now you want me more? Who's with me?
Charlie D'emilio. Noahbeck. JoJo Siwa. Originally, Borowski, welcome to the entire. I've been crunching that whole time, guys. Number one, parents do better. All of you do better than that. If your child is doing that in their pajamas and putting it out for the world, please fix yourself. You're the problem. Secondarily, I'm cool with raising the voting age to, let's say, 30. I'm also cool with saying you have to either own land or property, or have children or
both. These are all reasonable things. We should be discussing it when that child will have the right to vote in just a couple years. Yuck and weird. Very funny stuff, though. All right, I don't want to be too negative on just we got to do better. Please raise your kids better. Five Star review is not a five star review today. This is something I saw last night and it warmed my heart. This is from Jersey Shore, girl
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The reason that happens is you guys share this show, share the show with people if you like seeing it and let's go. Our final sort of thought. They used to do the moment of Zen on The Daily Show. Do you remember that? The moment of Zen, this is this is what happens is what we got to do. We got to push back on these, these crazies. Doesn't matter if they're men or women. You don't have to be real, real dangerous to them. They don't take a lot of hits
before they go down. So here's a little taste of maybe what it might be. This may be staged. Who knows? It's still funny. I am actually. You're taking my my property, you know? There's been a lot of comings and goings of UPS trucks in this neighborhood. What about? What about the? Packages coming to this house particular Well, something's going on in there. Something. 'S going on. It's my Amazon wishlist. Oh my God, I did not show you. You're fine.
You you sprayed me with whatever that stuff is. There was an exorcism that happened at the end there. For some reason, they cut it off. We didn't get to see the spirit leaving her body, but there you can get rid of the demon, apparently by throwing your Amazon box at Crazy Karen. Hey, we may have just uncovered the secret weapon we need. We can now go forth and be victorious. Folks, thanks for joining us. We'll do tomorrow with Steve Friend on Friendly Friday.
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