Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an American patriot prepared to embrace the uncomfortable truth. Because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphim. Well, here I am, and welcome to the Kyle Seraphin Show, my friends. It is Wednesday. It is September the 4th. We're rolling live on all the
places that we roll. And I want to thank you all for joining us. If you're new to the program, thanks for tuning in. Today's going to be a little bit interesting. I think we're going to have a, we're going to have a moment where we take somebody at their
word. Kamala Harris famously said that she can imagine what can be unburdened by what has been, which is a really strange thing to say if you get right down to it. It doesn't make a ton of sense unless you take her at her word, because our media has actually been imagining what can be unburdened by what has been. They are literally ignoring all of the past and presenting things to us. And this happens on the left and
on the right. There's some stories out there today that I think are worth discussing, and a lot of them have to do with polling. But it's not just polling. It's the overall experience of the federal government being completely full of it all the time. So polls are wrong, the politicians are wrong, the media heads that we expect to give us accurate and information and, and, and truth information. It's wrong. So it's no wonder that young people don't know anything.
They don't understand what's going on around them. So if you have a young person in your life, somebody let's say under the age of let's say 25, and a lot of the Gen. Z that are now out there able to vote, they have terrible ideas they don't know anything about. It's the reason why I think that voting should actually be a much older threshold. I don't think you should be able to vote. I don't think everybody should be able to vote.
People make terrible decisions. Go out there and look at your neighbors and see what they spend their money on. They send their money on tattoos and brand new cars and they're broke and they can't even mow their lawns. Yeah, I'm just saying, I drive around too, just like you. And I look around and I think, what are these people doing with their time, with their money, with their resources? How are they investing this most precious gift that we have the
moment that we have on earth? And should we really trust them to make decisions on our behalf? We all can do better, no doubt about it. I'm just not ready to let some of the foolish people out there who have obviously bad decision making skills make my decisions. Here's the decision you guys can make. We're going to get started off with the sponsor read and then we'll get right into the program, including a video that I grabbed and it bothered me deeply. So let's get started right here.
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That's my wife's burden as the primary cook in the house. In any case, want to get started with things? These are these are frustrations. And when I say that people on both the left and the right are unburdened by what has been, I'm going to show you an article. This is why I basically never share anything from the Gateway Pundit. I had a female Gateway Pundit correspondent be very upset that I called out there reporting because it's garbage. It's absolutely.
It's it's without source check garbage. So I don't know who this Christina Lay Layla is. I don't know anything about her, but I've dealt with some of the other reporters over there or contributing writers. They don't do a good job. And here you have just in Dan Bongino Raziel's new explosive whistleblower claims on January 6th. Pipe bomber. All right, I'm going to let Dan say it in his own words.
This came out from Representative Eli Crane, who's representative from Arizona. He's my father's congressman. He's a man that passed up the opportunity to sit down with me for 5 minutes when he was in pace in Arizona, when I was in pace in Arizona, and I said I could be there at any time for just a few moments before he went to Congress. And now he's tweeting out videos about the pipe bomber whistleblower information. Guys, there's one of two
possibilities. One possibility is, is that Dan Bongino has a new federal whistleblower who was involved in the pipe bomber case that came to him and is ready to lose their job. You also have to believe that that person had access to the information, has been sitting on it for three years, and chose not to go to an approved method like going to a congressperson, but actually went to Dan Bongino. The odds are very, very low. I'm going to say prohibitively low.
Or he's talking about stuff that I told him, which I made available to Jim Jordan's committee three years ago. It was in either October or NN. Let's give it November. I'm pretty confident the the conversation I had was in November of 2021 with representatives from Jim Jordan's office. They hadn't yet taken the House Judiciary. They hadn't set up the weaponization yet. And I gave them all the information I have More on it, by the way. It wouldn't dig on the same person.
So all of the things that Dan is saying are not new by three years. And it's been spoken about in public. But here he is. And here's Eli Crane sensationalizing something basically unburdened by what has been. They are talking about something. They're imagining what could be a new investigation to the pipe bomber. Oh, my goodness, how exciting. How many clicks can we get from this? The pipe bombs that were placed at the DNC and the RNC after the
pipe. Bombs were found assets on the ground, including a whistleblower. Was briefed about the pipe bombs the next day and shown a picture of a guy in a hoodie. Hey, we're looking for this guy. Planted these pipe bombs, almost killed Kamala Harris. God forbid this whistleblower tells me that. But two days later, after the pipe bombs, he notes, emphasis is without explanation. They were told to stand down.
No need to look for the guy anymore, which is really strange because the FBI is telling us now there's like a $22 trillion reward for finding this guy. Sir, I'm interested has the pipe bomber who planted bombs at the DNC in the RNC on January 6th, has he been arrested yet? That is something we're still aggressively investigating, Thomas. Do we have an entire dedicated team focus specifically on this investigation? I don't believe him. I don't believe Chris Wright. Neither do you.
So there's some production value that's involved in creating a little clip like this. And Eli Crane's team went out to do this so they can get a viral social media push. It's seen been seen by about 200,000 people at least. It's been scrolled past by 200,000 people over on Twitter. So are we really trying to believe that a new person has come forward and shared the exact same information that I did three years ago? Is that what's going on?
There's more to it than that. What I said, because I always say things in context, because I am not unburdened by what has been, is that we got pulled into the office to do the things that were the priority of the FBI executives, which was to address leads. These were the tips that were coming into the January 6th snitch lines.
And we went out there and we read all those instead of following down the person that we believed, that the FBI believed at the time was a person of interest in the pipe armor case. And yes, that information is available to Representative Eli Crane. Rep Crane, if you're interested, I will share it with you. You will not be the only person in Congress that I've shared it with, but I'm happy to give you the file that I have.
It has an address, it has a phone number, it has an e-mail address, it has a LinkedIn profile, it has a Twitter handle. You can follow all that stuff down. And all those things supposedly were conclusively linked to the bank card that was used to buy the hoodie subject, whoever that person was by the Metro card, and also the car and the registration that that person got into in Northern Virginia when they left DC. Did that person drop the pipe bombs? No idea. I don't know.
When you don't know, Darren Beatty and Julie Kelly think that they've conclusively proved otherwise. It's very possible that that person was doing something else. But why did the FBI trot that person out and then walk it back? We don't know. And yes, that person is a government contractor with almost two decades of experience doing so and a military veteran and has a pretty right leaning, although pretty Astroturf
looking. It looks kind of fake to me, a right leaning social media account. So that's available to you. Unburdened by what has been. There's a lot of this going on where people just sort of ignore the past, ignore the information that's out there. I understand that the new cycle is fast. Maybe that's why we have so much of this stupidity.
I I also wanted to share something because as I was doing this, and this is totally unrelated to today's show other than it is a whitewashing of the past. It is people that are unburdened by the reality of what has been.
So you can just make things up. And the reason I shared it was I was going to ignore it, but they're talking about Thomas Jefferson, one of our Founding fathers, someone that Americans have always looked at as a symbol of important information, somebody who did something great, who had his faults, like every man has who's walked the earth minus Jesus Christ. The thing for me that made me want to put this up is that this is MSNBC, which is our hard left.
They are now talking about Thomas Jefferson's role in the slave trade and that he looks even worse when you put him in historical context. And that's absurd. The best is that they didn't have an editor fix the sub headline here. So I'm going to read it to you as it is written, as silly as it sounds. And then I'll just briefly touch on the fact that there's a book called First Principles that this guy wrote.
So what you're seeing on the screen is a guy named Thomas Ricks. He's the author of the book First Principles, which is a revisiting or a re imagining of who Thomas Jefferson is or was. And all of that is kind of goofy. Thomas Jefferson doesn't look better in context, he looks worse. That's the headline. Sub headline to give Thomas Jefferson for ending the transatlantic slave trade. I'm going to say that one more time. To give Thomas Jefferson for ending the transatlantic slave
trade. They missed the word credit in the sub headline. Most Americans now don't even read the article, do they? They simply will read what is available to them in the little snippet there. And they have the they basically have about 3 sentences worth of attention span. Perhaps it's one of the reasons why people can imagine what can be. They're unburdened by what has been because they haven't read
what has been. They haven't read the books, they haven't read the articles, they haven't done the requisite information. I'm seeing this on social media right now, especially on true social, which I find very frustrating because there's a lot of people out there that are very dumb. And again, they can all vote just like you. This is one of my arguments, but they're like, hey, you've been talking about some things for a long time. I don't know anything about
them. Catch me up and tell me why I should care about this thing that I just heard about. I'm not interested in doing the work. Just spoon feed it to me. And then I'm going to disagree with you because I already have an opinion. Don't give me the facts to give Thomas Jefferson for ending. That is the statement. What they claim is that he is basically foundational in the slave breeding industry in the United States. So this is the argument again.
Take away everything from a great man and reduce it to something that is only interesting to your modern eyes. People didn't think that way at the time. You not to have to. You have to put people in a historical context of where they're at. It's it's critical. Otherwise we're going to be dealing with absolute nonsense. So let's talk a little bit about historical context because we are in an interesting moment right now and CNN is touting the race is over.
There are 6 battleground states. Georgia and Pennsylvania are the only two that are a toss up. Three have already gone in their
minds. Three of them have already gone over to Kamala Harris. One of them, Arizona, has gone for Donald Trump. OK, the problem with this analysis, which is garbage, is that the plus or minus percentage for their polls, the margin of error for the poll that you're seeing on the screen, which you're probably only seeing because it's such small print, It's probably only
in like little tiny graphics. But let me just tell you, Wisconsin and Michigan, they're claiming have actually already gone so far to Kamala Harris that they they're her states. It's interesting that the northern states are the ones that they want to try to clear. They also said that Pennsylvania is basically a lockstep. It's 5050, so it could go either way. But Georgia leans Kamala and Nevada leans Kamala by one point. The problem is there's a 4.9% margin of error.
That is a very inaccurate poll. Decent polling is under 3% margin of error. And how do they decide these margins of error? I know there are people that do this for a living. I don't believe any of them. The polls are almost always off and they skew aggressively towards Donald Trump. That's what we've seen. Why? Because people don't want to say they support Donald Trump because they get yelled at.
And who takes a poll? Which one of you has time to spend 15 minutes on the phone with a complete stranger that you don't trust, that you've never heard from that says, hey, I'd like to ask you some questions about your most core political beliefs in a time when that could get you cancelled by the government. We're going to talk about that little later as well. That's happened in Brazil. That's already happened in the United States.
So isn't it interesting that a very inaccurate poll is going to lead? This was the leading story for CNN. The people that are sort of like center left, if you will, the so-called reasonable ones, the ones we could reach. I read the comments and some of the articles about Brazil. They all think that Elon Musk is a fascist. Elon Musk is essentially a Democrat that got left by the Democrat Party, a lot like Donald Trump. They're not traditional conservatives. He has like 9 babies with 11
women. I'm obviously exaggerating here. In any case, to see that this margin of error is so high and to see that they are basically trying to call the the the states for someone already, it's absurd. Donald Trump has always outperformed his polls. And I have no faith that these things are not meant to try to set up this astroturf grassroots belief that look, she was already winning. It's totally normal that we stole the election with all this.
There was so much ground excitement for this lady, this lady who didn't get a single primary vote. So let's put it in context, shall we? Let's do the historical context of where young people and people in the labor movement should be considering their votes because this woman is telling you that there are two potential paths in front of you. And yes, we have been reduced to
an artificial binary. That is the nature of politics in America. In a two party system, we have one party and they have the other party. Now, are they fundamentally the same? They use the same tactics for sure. Let's listen to this lady's talk and then we're going to cut it open a little bit because the context does matter and we should not be unburdened by what has been. Let's be burdened by what has been so we can talk about the things that actually happened in the past.
Why? Because we actually read the articles here, because we actually look for the context that is real, that fits the time. Every worker in this country should think about the two futures that we have in front of US1 future where too many of us are still living on the edge, where it feels impossible for young folks to buy a home. Or that we're one bad break from everything going South. Where we don't have freedom or opportunity on the job. And we have no way to fight
back. We don't have freedom or opportunity on the job. Is she talking about, like, women? Women get more of a break in the workplace than men by a lot, especially if they're women who have darker colored skin. Especially if they work in the federal government, which is the single biggest employer in this country with three and a half million employees. How do you know that, Kyle? Oh, because I've seen the average employee in Washington DC and is a black female female
who is single, probably a mom. She's between the ages of 30 and 55 years old. She sits at her desk and you have to thank her profusely for doing a job that she does with mediocrity. She has a blanket on her lap and she has a space heater under her desk and she watches television all day instead of doing the actual job she's paid to do because her real job is to show up and collect a paycheck.
Because as we've said here before, people need jobs and therefore it's irrelevant whether or not the job actually provides value, which is a, it's fundamentally an American thing. It is a socialist Marxist sort of jobs program. That's why the leaders, and I use that in air quotes, the leaders in the federal government often times are people who have never said no to a bad idea. And exclusively at the DOJ, they're people that have never
said no to a bad idea. I have the context for what that Lady just said because there are two paths, right, for the future. So let's be burdened by what has been. I'm looking at just a basic timeline. I wrote this out myself. There's nothing really fancy here on this page. 2008, I just want to make sure we get the dates correct. 2008 to 2016. The well, it's 2009, let's be really fair. Or elected in O 8. But 2009, 'cause it's an odd year. So 2009 to 2016 inclusive.
For those of you that want to be specific, that was President Barack Obama. That's eight years. I have 2017 to 2020 inclusive, that's four years, that's Donald Trump. And then 2021 to 2024 inclusive, it's Joe Biden. That's four more years. Four and eight is 1212 over the total, which is 16 is 12 / 16. That's 75%. If you reduce the fraction down 3 / 4, we tracking 75% of the last years were run by Democrats. And then we've got this real problem, the future. Oh, it's uncertain.
Oh, it's hard for workers. Can we just be really simple here and notice that the simple minded people, the young voters that they really, really want to get, what do they want? Young voters and people that are not from this country, right? Half of Gen. Z voters support Harris, only one third back Trump. Let me just say that means that there's another fraction in between there that supports what? Nothing useless.
They don't get it. My favorite is that Gen. Z voters, 50% of them, are worried about what's going to come up because then you look like the next. You can't make this up. These were two headlines on the same landing page for NBC. It said polling, again, kind of staying with that theme, polling, half of Gen. Z voters support Harris. And the next article was young
voters harbor deep worries about inflation, debt and housing. 75% of the years in the last 16 years have been run by Democrats, including the last four, including the last four where the lady who's running that 50% of them support is part of the administration that did this. Now it's been a long trend, no doubt about it. But we've been seeing steady climbs in unaffordability when
it comes to housing. We showed on this this show not long ago, there are graphs that indicate that over the last 130 plus years, it is the least affordable time to buy housing in America. That's a couple lifetimes. That's what, a 1 1/2 lifetimes, One in the third lifetimes. It's amazing to me that these people harbor these, these, these fears. These are people under 30. I start to think that if you're over the age of, let's say, 2627, that's just my own personal experience.
At about 27 years old, I came online and looked around and went, OK, I'm not creating anything, I'm not destroying anything, I'm not adding anything of value, and I'm not leaving a mark in this world. I need to do something. I enlisted in the military, which is what a lot of teenagers do. So I had kind of an awakening of where I need to be and it changed my life path. I was working in finance for a movie studio, folks.
I showed up every single day to the Warner Brothers movie lot on Riverside in Burbank, CA. It is an idyllic place to work. There were moments when I was sitting there when I looked out the windows and I saw the hills. The Hollywood Hills are outside the windows. I watched the freeway. I was basically completely unmanaged by anyone. I had less than two hours of work that I needed to do per day to get paid just shy of a six figure salary at the age of
about 25 and change. I was 25 coming up on 26. I sat in this glass beautiful building surrounded by beautiful women who were auditioning for roles to be on Charlie Sheen's TV show 2 1/2 Men. They would come in and be very confused because they don't know how to read because they are just like these people here that can't do any of the context. And there I sat. I would go and eat with the with the movie stars. I would sit like 20 feet away,
10 feet away. Sometimes there was just a fence between me and like John Stamos who was filming, ER, whatever the heck it was. And I went and I ate really, really well because when you live and work on a movie lot, they actually feed you incredibly well for very
reasonable prices. The Warner Brothers movie lot food was some of the best food in any cafeteria I've ever been in. And it beats most restaurants I've ever been to. Maybe it's because I was young and hungry, but I'm just saying, I rode a motorcycle to work. It was awesome. And it was totally childish. I had moments that were I, I actually panicked because it was, I was so ecstatic about how easy my life was. And I had been homeless, just so you know, probably 10 months
prior. And so I left all that and I joined the military because I would need to put some meaning in my life. I need to put a burden on these people now are burdened by debt, student loans, which I had at the time, too. They're out there trying to figure out how to make their way in the economy. And they're 50% of them are interested in Kamala Harris because they can't do basic math and see that 75% of the last years have been run by the people that they think should
continue. I don't know how else to save people that are in that boat. We have to just hope that they don't actually vote. It's truly wild to think about that. For me. It's wild to think that there are kids in high school right now who have the dumbest possible ideas and that they're going to step forward and make decisions that are going to affect me and my family and my firearms rights and my kids ability to be safe in the streets. Here's a little young communist organizer.
She doesn't look very old. She's probably in her 20s. I guarantee she's in Gen. Z. This is what happens when you let someone who has been indoctrinated by leftist and woke ideologies that doesn't understand anything about the reality of it who's wearing a very nice outfit even though I think it looks ridiculous. She's wearing this sort of fashionable thing. She looks like the kind of girl you'd see in ATV show that's
given you some kind of nonsense. She looks like something that would have been in an afternoon special. She's talking about how she's been a communist organizer for illegal immigrants, people who have invaded our country that are living in flippin tents. Do you think she lives in a tent next to them? No, she has baths. She has showers. She has the ability to put on makeup and style her hair and wear nice clothing.
But here she is, LAR Ping as a community organizer inside her own country to work against the interests of her country. These are the people that are allowed to vote, completely unburdened by what has been with no concept. I guarantee you if we went and queried her, her ability to tell you what years major conflicts happened that the United States was involved in, she would not be able to do it.
I know that because very educated people in my family, they happen to be females, don't know World War One. Give me the give me the decades unable World War 2. You get 2 choices. I'll let you even take the early one. How about Vietnam? How about Korea? Can you actually name military complex the United States has been involved in? They can't do it. I assure you this woman has absolutely no idea what has been done in this world. She's unburdened by what has been.
And that's how you end up talking like this in front of ATV. And by the way, the guy who works for the city government who's going to try to help them to a very nice looking young white guy looks very clean cut. He's not my enemy, but he works for the government, which means he's nothing but bad ideas. Listen to him trying to help it out too. The camp, as a collective, came
up with a list of demands. That came after a petition by city officials for migrants to move from this encampment near train tracks under a bridge to indoor shelters funded by the city. This morning they sent buses to take people over without presenting that document and without having any kind of signature for accountability. That's what migrant advocate V Reeves says the city responded with. Instead of meeting the migrants
demands. We've been offering time and shelter, basically just trying to get families to to leave that camp and come inside. John Ewing with Denver Human Services says shelter comes with its perks, namely getting out of these conditions outdoors. It comes with, you know, 3 square meals a day. You can cook your own if you'd like to. That is one of the main demands by these migrants who have had their grievances in the past about the food provided by the city.
There have been so many complaints about the food being spoiled or not being enough and malnutrition amongst children. Migrants who do stay in shelters are often put on a path toward a work permit, Reeves says. These folks haven't receive the same benefits. They're not receiving any kind of official housing or immigration document support, which is incredibly necessary for them to be able to navigate the bureaucracy around these systems.
The city says its own offer comes with these benefits. What do you qualify for? What do you not qualify for? What might be something that is a feasible past path for you to success that is not staying on the streets of Denver? We try to compromise. We try to figure something out. You know, at the end of the day, what we do not want is families on the streets of Denver. How about this? What I do not want are people that have served our military.
And yeah, there's some boneheads that have been out there in the military service. And all of you guys who have been part of it know exactly what I'm talking about. And some of them fall out and they do dumb things like it involved in drugs and alcohol. Maybe they tried to bury the things that they saw. Maybe they were just weak to begin with. But they signed up and they wrote a check, a blank check for their life to this country and
for what it means. And now we're going to give what they earned to somebody else that just snuck in the country and is flying a flippant Palestinian flag. Did you see that, A huge Palestinian flag in the middle of that? Do you think that was the kids, that commie organizer that brought that? Or do you think that it was the illegals that snuck in?
Because my guess is, is that that is a virtue signal by that, You little white girl with the bleach blonde tips, get the hell out of my country and how dare you try to demand anything you want to come here and work like live in the shadows, like a cockroach and try to make a living. I've seen those people. I don't hate them. I don't like what they're doing, but I don't hate them as people. They're victims. They're victims of their own bad
decisions. But meanwhile, you've got this little girl Larping and you've got this guy from the city saying, look, she's talking about demands. Did you hear the the refugees, these migrants? That's what she keeps calling them. They're illegals. They're aliens that are not part of our country. They have no right to be here. They have no legal status. You don't get flipping paperwork to come and work. It's incredibly important. Why? Because it's supposed to mean
something. It means that you're allowed to be here and you're not. How dare they. And I'm going to show you before we go to a I'm going to do a sponsor in a second here. I want to show you where this leads to. It leads to the same dim bulbs like that girl. She's enough to cast light, but not enough to see what's going on, right? That's a 15 to 30 Watt bulb. It throws light in the room, but all kinds of stuff gets away from you.
If you hold a 15 Watt bulb and you put that up above you, like if you put that in your in your ceiling, you'll know that you're not going to run into the couch. So the major things are out of the way. But you can have bugs and knives and you can have needles and all kinds of glass broken on the floor and you'll walk right into it. Right dim bulbs see enough to know that there is bulk objects, but they don't see the granular details. This girl is a non detail oriented person.
She's unburdened by the reality of what has been. And so they just have this hopeful future. It helps. Now imagine that girl and her generation become police officers because they do, because we have to hire young people, because that's who becomes new cops and we're replacing them. There's a reason why this badge is not specific to my old agency. It is a badge that shows that law enforcement in this country is under duress. The old timers and the people who are salty and Gray and
thought like I did, they're out. And the dummies, the Gen. ZS, those who are interested in Kamala Harris, despite the fact that 75% of the last 16 years has been run by people like Kamala Harris and it hasn't been good for them. Those people are in, they're the ones that are writing tickets. They're the ones that are responding to patrol calls. They are the ones that are going to be on the front lines because
the senior management is out. And the, the only senior management that's staying are the people that know how to say yes when they should say no. My buddy Phil says that AGS 15 in the FBI is someone who's never said no to a bad idea. I think this can be universalized across law enforcement. If you are in leadership at this point, you have said yes to a lot of bad ideas. Now, maybe you regret it, but odds are you probably don't.
And that's how you keep your job because your paycheck is more important than the tyranny that you're enforcing. So get a little taste of this. And by the way, I found out yesterday that one of my classmates, I've referred to her as Blink Blink on a couple of podcasts. She was really dumb, like really dumb. I don't know how else to explain it. She happened to be a black female.
I don't remember what her educational background was or why she was in the class, but I remember her being very dim and she would come up and say things like Kanyamajan like and she talked like that too. So she's a young black curly haired female who would say things like Kanyamajan like are those bad ass Afghan iaison and none like this raccoon like Ataxia, like Kanyo. I mean, and I said, what makes you think you're going to be a bad ass because you get a A
badge. There's nothing about you that is bad ass, period. And she'd be like Blink blink. And then she would just start over because she was basically functionally retarded. She was a social retard, and she would come up and have conversations with men about things that were interesting to her as a female. I found out that she's now at the Civil Rights Division for the FBII didn't even remember her last name.
I just called her Blink Blink. But her name is Caroline, and she's really dumb and she knows who I am, which is really funny. And she was complaining to a mutual acquaintance that we have, and the acquaintance thought it was very funny because she has no way of knowing that we were acquainted. These people are ridiculous and they're in positions of authority and power and they do stuff like this.
Enjoy. This is from a group that basically lured some scam artist illegal alien in this country into a sort of an entrapped position. But they're not law enforcement. So they just basically lured this the scammer in to collect money allegedly from some old lady, $300,000 from some poor old lady and they called the police and the police showed up and said the following. We'll grab this information and see what we can do. But this you know, like I said so, so can you please collect
the information? He said that he's already. Illegal. He already said that he went OK, First off, we're a sanctuary city. Even if he's legal here, we cannot call ICE, OK? But you still have to report that, right? No, we don't. Because it's a sanctuary city. So you're going to let a person who went to prison, he committed a crime in America, who's illegal right now? You're going to let him go free right now, which is his elevator? That's exactly what I'm saying,
because we're a sanctuary city. I've arrested a double homicide suspect in this city before and let him walk out the door because we're a sanctuary. City. We're not going to call ice to. Come pick up and deport him. He came to pick up $320,000 from your, him or my grandmother and grandfather. And he's working away freely right now, right? We'll grab this information and see what we do. Did you guys catch that? OK, if you're listening and you're like, what in the heck?
Did I just listen to that terrible audio? Oh, Kyle, help me out. All right, so let me help you out. There are two cops. They're talking to this group that lures out scammers. The two cops, one of them is closer to the camera and he's like a taller Hispanic man and he basically says like, look, there's not a lot we can do, but we'll try. The other guy says no, no, no, no, we're a sanctuary city. He obviously is the younger of them and he's the most confident
in his policies. Then he says I've arrested a double homicide subject suspect and let them walk free afterwards when they went out on bail because they're illegal, because that's a get out of jail free card in whatever the hell this is. We are living in a very upside
down world. You have to be completely unburdened by what has been to be able to say someone broke the law, came into my country, doesn't care about what's going on. And then we're going to actually reward them with freedom and more liberty than if you or I had done the same thing. And we're going to reward them with offers and try to lure them in to let them cook their own food and have their own things as long as they stay in the shelter. When we're not doing this for
homeless vets. I don't, I don't deify veterans like many people do. There's plenty of vets on the ground. There's plenty of people that are lying about being vets too, By the way, I love asking questions about, oh, well, you know, where you at? And they start making things up, especially when they start talking about the Air Force. I'm like, that's fake and I know enough friends in the Army and I have enough friends in the Marine Corps to be able to kind of vet that.
The Navy, I don't know what the Navy's about. I'll be real. I'll be real clear if you tell me some fake Navy experience, like you can totally snow me on that. I don't, I don't know how to fix that one. But I do know when you're lying about the service that I was actually in because it's not the way that people in that service talk, especially if you don't know that we, we measure things in like wings and squadrons and stuff like that over in the Air Force.
And you say some crazy things about battalions, like get the hell out of here. A lot of them are liars. Can you imagine just simply telling the cop, like, look, I'm from Venezuela. Yeah, I know. No, I'm from Argentina. I got blue eyes. My family is Germanic. That's why I look like this. We escaped from from from persecution from Nuremberg. We went to we went to Argentina, and now I'm here. Argentina. I went to a soccer game for Argentina one time. They were very aggressive.
Yeah. Let let me just say that I'm going to now tell people when I get pulled over. Sorry, no papers. But also Argentina, is that cool? Is that the world we're going to live in? That's what happens when you're unburdened by what has been. Let me throw this up on the screen and let you guys know. I got an e-mail. They're doing something over at Lindell TV and Mike Lindell is having a conference that I'm not on because I'm doing the show.
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is unburdened by what has been. I also have something that will make you smile and if you guys like what you're about here, we'll probably get cancelled off YouTube for showing this because it's got some clips from a movie, but so be it. It's worth it for you to smile. Make sure you guys have hit the like, make sure you have subscribed. And then also if you want to, you can also join us over on locals. It's Kyle seraphin.com. Join the locals community. You can do so for free.
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We'll probably get George Hill. Just a lot of fun stuff going to happen there. Let me share with you something that'll make you smile a little bit, only because my sense of humor is what it is. This is Kamala Harris doing that thing that she did. She was in Pittsburgh and she was in Detroit, and she was putting on this weird accent. Here's Peter Doocy asking Karine Jean Pierre about the accent, and then I'm going to give you something that'll make you smile. So stick around for that.
Here's Peter Doocy just belaboring the point that this lady is nuts and nobody seems to ask the the simple questions, which is why is she such a fake? He asks it in a nice way, and then they tell us it's the economy, which once again they've had their hands on the lever of for three out of the last four years, over the last 16. Topic Since when does the Vice President have what sounds like a southern accent? I have no idea what you're
talking about. Well, I mean, this is, she was talking about unions in Detroit using 1 tone of voice. Is this something, the same line, OK Peter, that she, she used the same line in Pittsburgh and it sounded like she at least had some kind of a Southern crawl. I mean, do you hear the question that you're, I mean, do you think Americans seriously think that this is an important question? They care, you know what they care about? They care about the economy.
They care about lowering costs. They care about healthcare. That's what Americans care about. So that's what they want to hear. They care about. Your colleague just asked me about what basically we talked about, went back and forth about democracy and freedom. That's what they care about. I'm not even going to entertain some question about the it's just, it's just hearing it sounds so ridiculous. Well, but hearing it is the question I'm talking about. The questions is, is just insane.
Is that how she talks? I I'm just. Peter, I just, I just can't. She's. Did you notice Karine Jean Pierre has lost her ability to even she just can't even. No Americans actually do care about that. At least this American does. I want to know why she does this weird stuff. Why is she like that? So I put together a little clip. It's going to play twice. That's on purpose.
I actually edited this together with a little bit from a movie that is one of my favorites, and I think it gives us a little bit of context about maybe what's going on with this weird fake. She should be taken seriously in the same way that we always said you don't have to take Donald Trump literally, but you should take him seriously. You should take Kamala Harris seriously because there's a lot of dummies out there that are
unburdened by what has been. Let's just get through the next 64 days have Let's just get through the next 64 days have. Let me see for 400 days. Don't worry. Just kept us down. What the fuck? Took a hold out of time just to get up that hill. Now we help in the big leagues. Kid. Not turn to bed long as you live. It's you, Me, baby. That's the theme song for The Jeffersons. You really need help. Yeah, just cause the theme song don't make it not true. Me.
I know who I am. I'm a dude playing the dude disguise as another dude. What? Have you guys seen this movie Tropic Thunder? Because there's a dude who's playing a dude who's disguised as another dude. He knows what dude he is. I think Kamala Harris knows what dude she is. Most of the time. This is just, this is just a thing that she does. She's an actress. And once you put it in that context, she's not as good or likable or as interesting as Robert Downey Junior.
Of course, that's satirical. But yeah, she'll just do the theme song to The Jeffersons. That's just how, that's just how it sounds in her head when she thinks that's how that's how people talk. Isn't that how Can you imagine the also like the, the disembodied Kamala Harris voice inside of her head that floats around there and gives her like the naysaying voice? We all have that voice, right? The the voice where you're like, oh, this is a bad idea.
Should I be doing this? Does the disembodied voice in her head go like, is that how people talk? Do people sound like this? I don't know. I'm just going to talk like I'm from the South because I'm talking to people who are in the labor union. In my mind, labor union people are working people who are Southern people, even though I'm in the North. It sounds ridiculous. It's absurd. She's unburdened by what has been. She's unburdened by her own past.
Raised by two people with pH DS. That's just how I talk. Is it though? Like, no, you've never talked like that before. You didn't talk like that 20 minutes ago. She's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. You don't have to like Robert Downey Junior. I see the chat is not excited about it. If you've not seen Tropic Thunder, you need to do it. You need to go watch Tropic Thunder. I bought it.
I just bought Tropic Thunder. I'll just shamelessly tell you that is one of my favorite movies. It is one of the funniest, most uncomfortable movies. They could not make that movie today. And the reason why is because Tom Cruise does his single best performance all of all time. Hands down, it is the best Tom Cruise performance. It beats out Maverick, it beats out Vanilla Sky. It bleats out all the Mission Impossibles. If you have not seen Tropic Thunder, you're wasting your life.
All right, we're talking about people that don't make a ton of sense. Let's talk about how our government is also doing that same exact cosplay. This is fun. This was out on Steve Friend's
Twitter feed the other day. the United States charges senior Hamas leaders with the deaths of America, Americans rather in Israel. OK, this is coming from CBS News. Federal prosecutors filed criminal charges against senior Hamas leaders for the death of at least 43 American citizens in Israel on October the 7th. According to the charging documents that were unsealed on Tuesday, the Hamas LED militants killed more than 1200 people on that day, kidnapped about 250 individuals in Israel.
And in December, Attorney General Merrick Garland said the Justice Department was investigating the attacks. As of the date of his complaint, at least 43 Americans were among those murdered and at least 10 American citizens were taken hostage or remain unaccounted for, says the criminal complaint. OK, good. Don't we want our our government to go and look for Americans? I mean, I mean, they're busy trying to also support the people that are living on the ground outside of Denver.
But don't we want them to go and clean up and fine people? If something happened to you in a foreign nation, wouldn't you want that? They've charged the senior Hamas leaders in the deaths. Are any of those people going to be in custody? Will any of these people actually face American justice? I'm shaking my head right now. If you're listening, the answer is no. This is what my staff Sergeant used to always come up to me whenever the answer was no, but he was saying something.
Yes, they've charged them and they're going to bring them to justice. I'm just shaking that head. They're not going to do it. They don't have the ability to reach in and grab these people, nor do they have the will. This is political theater. It's the same theater as Eli Crane getting out there and talking about the pipe bomber. Now, three years after I gave information that should be of interest to people, I don't know whether or not it reveals
something interesting. I know that it was information the FBI had. And not only that, when under questioning by Thomas Massie, my former boss's, my boss's boss's boss's boss, Steve Dantuano, I did like look up the chain on that one. The guy who was in charge of the Washington field office on January the 6th, that guy, he brought me up independently out of nowhere. I don't know what Kyle Serafin is saying about this thing, but I was in charge of the field office.
And then he also says I was in charge of the field office. I don't really know what's going on in the investigation. I know, dude, I was on the street, not like Kamala was. I mean, not like, girl, I'm out there on the streets. I mean, I was literally on a street in a car watching people that we thought were related to that case because we were briefed that way. It's the same cosplay. Pull them back. Oh, the cell phone data is corrupted. Charge the Hamas leaders.
We're going to go after them for the death of Americans 'cause we are very strong. We are letting people know we are writing these sternly written letters and holy key rings. We told the senior Hamas leaders that they are now on notice. If they come to the United States or where we control, then we will take them into custody and we will prosecute them for a very long time, maybe the same way we did. I don't know. The people are still hanging out in Gitmo that killed Americans.
There's no reason to repatriate those people. There's no reason these people should fear American justice. It's a fundamentally unserious organization. United States government doesn't mean it's not dangerous, doesn't mean it's not out there doing bad things. But this is the kind of people that work there. My buddy sent me this. This made me laugh the other day. This is the kind of friends I have that work in the government. They hate the government, the United States Census Bureau.
What you're seeing is reporting from the AP coming from the beginning of the month, federal workers around the nation's capital worry about Donald Trump's plan to send them somewhere else. They're worried about having their job move. How many of you would had to move for your job? You ever had a company, let's say you worked for, I don't know what of Elon Musk companies?
Let's say you work for Meta. You don't probably don't listen to the show, but assuming you you worked for a company that reloaded cated their entire corporate headquarters and all their operations and they said, yeah, you can't work remotely. You got to be done here. You got to come back to the mothership. And by the way, the mothership no longer is in Washington, DC. It's in the middle of America.
We're moving you to Kansas City. We're moving you to Oklahoma City. We're moving you to Omaha, NE. We're talking about places like the Department of the Interior, a group that is supposed to be managing the interior of the United States. That is on the exterior of the United States. They're in a territory, not even a state. How about you move them to where the public lands are? If you're the Department of the Interior, aren't you supposed to be looking at public lands?
It's a huge chunk of what you do. Would it make sense to be in Colorado? Wouldn't it make sense to be in Kansas or Oklahoma or Wyoming, where the public lands are? New Mexico, I don't know. You want to be in a blue state, how about New Mexico? They got lots of crime. You guys love that stuff. If you go to Albuquerque, it'll feel just like Washington, DC, except it's like much brighter and the the colors are different, different color palette.
These people were talking about not being able to move. They were protesting. They're resigning. I get it. Yeah. You got a life. So what? When I signed up for the FBI, when I signed up for the military, they picked us up and moved us. They moved us to Washington, DC. We had no connection to Washington. DCI don't even know why that was on our list, but it was because you have to choose one of the 56 field offices and none of them were great.
So we ended up there. At least I could live in Virginia and own my guns. If they had assigned me to New York City, I would have quit. If they had assigned me to Philadelphia, I probably would have quit. If they sent me to San Francisco or Los Angeles or San Diego, I probably would have quit. Even San Diego, I own too many guns. They're all felonies. No way. So what do you do?
You're going to cry about your job moving because your job has to move because of the mission, because the boss of the company says that you're going to move. This is the kind of people that work for the federal government. They were protesting and crying and now they're worrying again. He proposed the relocation of 100,000 federal jobs, pulling them from Virginia and Maryland and the District of Columbia under the Agenda 47.
It's the best thing that you could do is take the swamp 'cause you can't drain it and just move pieces of the swamp. Like, oh, this tree is drowning in the swamp. Let's take it and the root ball and put it somewhere on higher ground where it can actually get real drainage. I've done a little bit of landscaping in my life. I've done things that involve shovel work.
You got to dig some stuff up and take it out of the place where it is swampy, especially when you've done things in Texas where you're like, oh, it's all clay here and it's too low and the water is now like absolutely stifling and rotting away. The root ball, You cut it up, you get the entirety of it, and you move it somewhere where it can be thriving and prosperous. Let's move parts of government away from the seat of government
where they all get lobbied. Let's take that 30 to 55 year old single black mother and move her somewhere where she could be productive and actually be held to a standard. That'd be great. It'd be good for her too, by the way. Human beings need standards. Or you can just cry about it and do everything you can and throw all the things against the wall trying to get rid of Donald Trump. It's a thing. I don't know why. Can we talk about something kind
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This is good news. We keep seeing the judiciary pushing back and using the Bruin decision to actually do the two-part test that's supposed to be done. So this District Judge, whose name is Ian Johnson, ruled it's unconstitutional for Illinoisans. Is that really a thing with concealed carry permits to be prohibited from carrying guns on public transportation? Wow. Something that's publicly funded cannot keep you from carrying a weapon when you have a right to
carry a weapon in this country. That's great. This is the kind of stuff you want to see. So it's now invalidated something which is what it should be doing. The Constitution is actually what you're supposed to be looking at. But they said, look, there's got to be a historical test. It's got to be consistent with laws that were on the books when the Second Amendment was written in the 18th century, or it has to show historical precedent before then.
And you cannot do that. So public transportation, it's a game on. You should be able to carry. Now all the, the plaintiff attorney said, hey, hold off. Like you don't know where it's going to go. Obviously this is at the District Judge. So there's going to be appeals. The state will probably appeal this as far as it'll go and we'll see. Hopefully we pray to God and I do pray to God that he continues to sort of bless us with these decisions.
We're seeing a little bit not of leftist March, but this is about liberty. This is what the the the liberals should want. The so-called liberals, the Gen. Z idiots that are out there on the political left. They're the only people I've ever seen that vote against their own civil liberties. It's totally illogical. And speaking about civil liberty, let's do this one because it's also good. This is up and coming.
This is Brazil's president saying that the world doesn't have to put up with Elon Musk's far right ideology just because he's rich. First of all, he's not far right. Anybody who reads the stuff knows he's kind of like a populist, but he's also got a bunch of sort of Lib slash leftist ideas. He's a weird dude a lot of people are suspicious of on purpose, but this is something I clipped out of this particular article the court had previously.
This is a Brazilian court, by the way, had previously issued orders to block multiple X accounts, formerly Twitter, as part of the country sweeping investigation into the spread of misinformation online and hate speech aimed at undermining the country's democracy. Nothing says democracy to me like making sure that only some people are allowed to speak. Kind of like how the Democrats play this game, haven't they? Oh, kind of like how we saw that they were lists and lists that
they were entire spreadsheets. If you guys want more information, check out the Twitter Files stuff, check out Matt Taibbi, check out Michael Shellenberger, listen to Mike Benz. There are plenty of people that have talked about the insanity that the United States federal government. Tracy Beans is another good one. Check out uncovereddc.com. Go look at the coverage of this
stuff. There were thousands if not 10s of thousands of names that were submitted by our government to social media companies saying censor these people. They have unapproved ideas in the space of COVID vaccines. Those were considered unapproved ideas in the space of political discourse. Do you know what it comes down to? It comes down to not trusting
your audience. I have this weird thing, even though I know there's a lot of dumb people out there, even though I know the world is full of this half of Gen. Z voters supporting Harris, even though I know this is true. What I also know is that Americans are going to make the decisions that make the most sense for them. That's why I don't want the federal government to be that strong. Isn't that weird?
It turns out when you're a conservative and you have conservative principles and you think that small government is the answer, not we should be in charge of the big government because that's what the conservatives generally say. The conservatives, uppercase C Con Inc types, they want to be in charge of the government so they can do things with the government that they want. But it's the ring of power, people. This is very straightforward stuff. It's the one ring to rule them
all. It's government authority. It's the only thing that rivals the power of God on this planet, imperfectly, by the way, but it's what they worship. Throw it in the fire. Make it small or not accessible to human beings. We're terrible with this stuff. I'll say it again when we talk about government, It is the worst solution to every problem, including when it is the only solution to the problem. The worst solution to every problem, even when it's the only one, it's still going to be
horribly imperfect. Cipher and Achat just said something about utopias. The funny thing about utopias is, is that it means nowhere. And there are basically three different types of of utopias. It has to either have perfect people, a perfect land, or it must have a perfect system. And all three of them are unachievable. The American system does the most closely related thing to a utopia as designed by our founding fathers. I did a whole capstone on this in college.
Essentially we had almost unlimited natural resources and we had a near perfect system of government that accounted for the imperfect people that lived in it. It's a thing. We can't do it. Government must be limited always. That's what real conservatism looks like. It also has values and that there are good and bad. There are moral rights and wrongs. So let's touch on that real briefly. Some of you guys think that there's a moral good and definitely the political left does.
About recycling. This article made me laugh because my wife and I talk about this all the time. We have this basic belief that all the recycling that you put in is just out in the trash, which it probably is. The story basically somebody from from an Apple manufacturing or some Apple facility decided to sneak some air tags in with their recycling to see where it ended up and just watched it go
on the on the tracker. Houston resident was suspicious of all plastics accepted in the recycling program. Threw some air tags in to discover where the plastic waste was going. This is someone called Brandy Deason regularly recycles another waste. Begin to have doubts about the city's plastic recycling program. So Houston was boasting they were able to accept all types of plastic even though they aren't normally considered recyclable. How is that possible?
They lie to you. That's how it goes. So the company was basically just taking all these things and throwing them into waste bins. They all ended up at a company called Right Waste Management, which is pretty funny. This is not the only reporting of this. There are some other ones. CBS picked it up, said Houston's plastic waste is piling up on the promise of advanced recycling. They're storing all the plastic,
AKA throwing it into landfills. They're storing it all so that when the possibilities come that they can actually recycle your plastic bags and the other otherwise non recyclables, then they'll have all the plastic ready to go. The woman who does this is definitely a leftist. She is part of a climate justice coordinator program at the Air Alliance. Houston. Sounds about as left-leaning as it is. Nothing funnier than the leftist finding out that what they
believe in is materially false. And it was obvious to those of us, all of us who thought that the death counts for for COVID were garbage, that the claims being made about shots was garbage. They had to be garbage. They just didn't have the time for the data that was that was obvious that they didn't have long term studies. And it's been the same thing for people who are saying that they can recycle things that can't be recycled.
Very funny to me. I don't know why it's so funny, but it is. It's just another example of how silly the time is. Let me give you something lastly to, to go home and, and, and do let me give you some homework here, especially if you have young people in your life before we do. The merch store is where you can support my buddy Gerardo Boyle. We're actually going to try to move some of the patriot cooler stuff into the merch store and
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section. This is all full of like gays and leftists and weirdos that are alternative thought processes on America says new dad says his wife has pushed him to the edge of burnout after asking him to give up one night out a week. It feels like he doesn't have any time to himself or freedom left. This is written by someone called Mary Faith Martinez and it was posted in May of this year. It's not easy being a new parent. So much to adjust to. There's so many changes to make.
One dad wasn't ready for these changes and he recently became a parent and now he accused his wife of taking away his freedom. It goes on and on. Let me just read you the things that the husband basically did. The girl was in the the baby girl that they had was in the NICU for two weeks. So born a little bit premature and the husband basically said his life looked like this. This is what the the wife is
saying with the husband. Before I was pregnant, my husband used to go to his soccer games and more importantly the drinking afterwards 2 times per week. And then he went running on Sundays, which was his day off for hours on end. And then there would be weeks when we would only see or talk to each other for a few minutes in bed. And since I got pregnant, he
started. I asked him to scale back some of the soccer and the drinking to once a week to plan his runs closer to home so that he's not gone for an entire day. And he's reluctantly agreed. But there's been a lot of fighting and drama. Women, if you're marrying men that do not have the right ideas about getting married and having babies, you need to fix that on your end.
And men, if you don't know how to pick up the burden, which it is, the joyful burden at that, of having children, screw you, you're not a man. You're a male. You might be an adult male, but you're a child. There's all kinds of stuff that I would love to do that I don't get to do because I have kids. And you know what the fun thing is? Whenever I'm having a bad day, I walk down and hug one of my four kids, especially the littlest one right now who's toddling around.
She seems like she could fall over at any moment, but somehow magically she stays on her feet. If you've never seen the miracle of watching a child go from crawling or non completely stationary to crawling and then standing up and learning how to say whatever it is that they used to refer to you. She's in the Dada phase right now and give you a hug.
Like a real human hug, even though they're like this miniature person that doesn't know anything about anything, but they know what love is. It's amazing and it's way better than drinking with your buddies. Like, I don't know the last time I've been to a bar. And when I do, I do so sort of begrudgingly. I love hanging out with my buddies when I get a chance, but like, I just don't want to forgo
hanging out with my family. I'd much rather have a beer at my house and I haven't had a beer like pretty much this year. I just don't have any interest in it. It's not there for me. Same thing for my wife. I don't want to go to restaurants. I don't want to go to bars. Where do the people in their 40s that are grown up hang out? They hang out with their kids at home because they have a home that they built. They built a nest that they don't need to go somewhere else.
So if this is your thing, consider that you're still basically a teenager. I had friends that told me they were going to take their kids to bars when they were like newborns and I wanted to blast them in the face even before I had kids because I knew that was stupid. That is fully retarded. Don't take your kids to bars when they're infants. What's wrong with you? Be a grown up. Welcome to your new part of the life. It's not like the old part of
your life. It's way more rewarding, it's way more difficult, there's way more sleepless nights, there's a lot more bags under your eyes. You probably can see them on mine all the time. You got to be nuts to procreate with someone that doesn't understand that they are taking on something that is an important responsibility. And if you're a man and you haven't figured it out, go listen to Jordan Peterson. He'll give it to you long form.
The job of a man is to pick up the most difficult and complicated burden that you can find, one that you fear you may not be able to bear, and then bear it and make the suffering of being alive worthwhile. It is important. This is the message that goes out in the gospel. It's actually the message that goes out with the Stoics. It doesn't matter whether you get it from a secular source or a spiritual source. It's always the same.
Men become men by doing things that are hard and masculine, not by being unburdened by what has been. What has been is that you made a child in the world, so act like it, please. And if you struggle with that, there's adoption. You can give up a baby for adoption if you can't be it, and then maybe opt out from making more of them because you're a fool. It's not the kids fault that you're immature. So grow up. And you know what?
We actually used to have a society, real conservative society used to force men to step up. That's what a shotgun wedding was. It's like you did something. Now, there are consequences. I'll tell you more about consequences either. There's a funny little story that comes from my air traffic control time when I was in the Air Force. That's the most of what I have today.
And in doing so, I'm also going to share that there is all kinds of light hearted and funny stuff that can come when you are a spouse. And a lot of it comes down to giving your your spouse a hard time and having inside jokes. This guy makes money on Tiktok or on Instagram doing so. So that's going to be our palate cleanse for the day. I will share with you that, but I'm going to tell you what I just gave my wife a hard time about after I saw the story
about the air tags. We used to pay for a service that would have these like leftist idiots ride a bicycle that was modified to hold trash cans. And the trash cans were filled with compost and they would come and pick up your compost. In an urban area because we
lived in an apartment. They would come and they would take the compost that you would have and they would, they would add it to the compost that was there and they would wait and they would give you credit for the compost that they would make out of it. And then you would give this credit. And it was a losing propaganda. We basically were paying idiots to ride around on bicycles picking up like organic waste. And we get to laugh about it now. That's the brilliance of it.
In the same way that every once in a while I get something and I'm like, this is not, I don't know if it's recycled, it's going in the trash because it's all going in the trash anyway. Because I know these stories are true. My wife knows them too, by the way. Those are some of the joys of life is being able to have those moments with someone that doesn't know anything else. Like no one else knows that story inside of your little
personal relationships. And your kids will grow up in that culture and they will also see that there's like loving ribbing that makes the more durable human beings. So go out there and aspire to that instead of whatever nonsense you're seeing here is Dave Matthews narrating your life. I don't know why the wife is doing the wedding, but whatever, it's her garden, so that's fine. This guy is just giving his wife a hard time. They make some money on it. Enjoy this.
This is what this is what like fun looks like when you no longer go to bars and you don't go to your soccer game. You think of ways to kind of screw with your spouse in a loving way. She. Wakes up in the morning. Time to clean up the weeds that I grow in. They are getting really tall. The weeds and the weeds began, she says. Where the heck is your husband? He's not there. He's behind you, he's singing and he's not helping you at all. And this pile of weeds, it grows deeper.
Ziggy's planted as you forgot you water your Rosemary and thyme. Your garden up and died. I haven't been mowing. We're going to give. That's silly. Listen, here's the answer to that silliness that Kamala Harris said. The idea that you can be unburdened by what has been. No past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior or future performance, as I like to say, gets more peas in there. And I'm all about a little bit of alliterative past behavior.
Past performance is the best predictor of future performance. So you guys don't be unburdened by what is done. Don't be ignoring the actual text of the articles simply because the headline says something, especially when it's wrong. Dig a little deeper. There's more out there. There continues to be more out there. Let's talk about all those things. We'll continue doing this. The the Trans Manifesto from Nashville dropped. It's exactly what you expect. We'll go over that on Friday.
Just so you know, I'm going to hold on to it for Steve friend, because it's a good time. But again, this is my final thought for you. Just remember that whenever Kamala says that nonsense, she is right about the people she's talking to. People who are conservatives understand that your past behavior is what predicts your future performances, and so we hold you accountable to those, and we can also more accurately assess the way the world's going to work. Thanks for joining the Kyle
Seraphin show. We'll see you guys again tomorrow. God bless you. Be strong. Go be a good parent. I'm going to try to do my best on that today, too. Thanks for listening to the Kyle Seraphin Show, streamed live weekdays on rumble.com/kyle Seraphin. Follow Kyle on Twitter, True Social and Instagram at Kyle Seraphin.