Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Serafin. Well, hello my friends, and welcome to the Kyle Serafin Show. Today is Tuesday. It is May the 7th, and we're going to be talking about the company that you keep.
We're going to be talking about the folks that you surround yourself with and what that means about you. I found a couple of quotes that I'm going to read to you real quickly. You're not responsible for what your friends do, but you will be judged by the company you keep. And a Japanese proverb saying that when a character or when the character of a man is not clear to you, look at the company he keeps. All that is to say, Joe Biden picked a cabinet, and that's a group of advisers.
They are secretaries of the various departments of our executive part of the government. And those people should tell us a lot about Joe Biden. Why is that? Because Joe Biden himself is quite confused about who Joe Biden is. He's been changing his mode. He's been changing his take on specific things like abortion for quite a long time. He's changed his take on what they call social justice or criminal justice for quite a while.
The guy is kind of a flip flopper, so we can see what the Biden administration was always going to be about by looking at the people chosen in the Cabinet. And it doesn't tell us anything good. It actually kind of explains to me. It's made it very clear to me why Donald Trump is facing multiple criminal charges in multiple venues because the message they put together was garbage from the beginning. It was never good. It was never going to be good.
I want to get started with a story from Catholic Vote. Before we do that, let me go ahead and say that they sponsor our program and we are very appreciative of Catholic Vote. You guys can support Catholic Vote by going to catholicvote.org. You don't really have to pay anything to be a supporter. All you got to do is get their e-mail, which is called The Loop. The Loop has one of the stories that we're going to cover today. I think you guys will like it. There's some other really good
ones in there. One about Leticia James, who is the AG in New York. Apparently she's decided to sue pro-life Pregnancy Centers because they don't like the abortion reversal pills. Just awful. All kinds of awfulness. And it's all coming out from the same group that is going after Donald Trump. You guys can support Catholic Vote, who has endorsed Donald Trump at Catholic Vote on social media, catholicvote.org. And I actually got to throw this up here extra special.
We we put together a book. I say we because I was part of it. There's like 13 different authors that contributed chapters to this new book which is put out by Catholic Vote. You can find it on the store. It's actually in the show notes. So if you guys want to go and Scroll down and click on this, it's for God, Country Insanity, How Catholics Can Save America. It's edited by my friend Brian Birch. That's kind of cool. But the biggest thing in that Why do Catholics have to save
America? I think it's because fake Catholics are screwing it up, and we're going to talk about that today. The biggest fake Catholic in the world right now is the president of the United States, someone who touts his, quote, UN quote, devout Catholic faith. Showing up at Mass doesn't make you a devout Catholic if you're going all in on baby death and you're starting wars through your inadequacy and you're going to get people killed over it,
and you already have. That's where Joe Biden's at right now. It's an interesting thing to look at. It's an interesting thing to evaluate that Catholics may have this sort of responsibility. I feel this really strangely in my life because it it wasn't something that I would have described myself first and foremost. But the more that people are misusing that label and folks that were growing up in in in the Catholic Church look around at it.
They go like, Oh my God, look at these idiots out there. We got Nancy Pelosi celebrating abortion. You've got Joe Biden and they're all doing things that are antithetical to actually the practice of Catholicism. And they're and they're abusing that label. Any of you can probably experience the same sort of thing. People do the same thing with Christianity in general. They'll they'll wear their Christian faith and they'll go do things that are evil.
That doesn't mean that Christianity is evil. Just means that people you don't masquerade and put on fakes all the time. So I want to get started right away, but before we get into the Joe Biden story, I actually want a little bit of continuity from yesterday. We showed you guys this, this is the pro Palestinian protesters, you know, unmasked. It's the meme that I made and then you see underneath the mask that it's BLM, antifa, but they're all really just Marxist agitators.
And so you have the same people that were out there marching for George Floyd and Racial Justice and somehow they equated that into their economic ideas of Marxism. And essentially it's it's about envy, is it not? Isn't that what what Marxism is all about? It's about envy for those people who are successful in the world and we better take their stuff and give it to the others. We're going to buy people's political influence by voting away the wealthy's stuff. So it's a prideful position.
It's an envious position. It's kind of an ugly thing to look at. I put this video out. I I was going to do it yesterday, but I I ran out of time and I and I ran out of focus. This is just another little example. This, as I promised yesterday, this is, this is Taylor Hanson and he's, he's on the campus of the University of Utah, which is a very conservative state. It's a Mormon state, right? And you've got this clown basically just saying we're
empty vessels. We don't know what it is that we're about. And this is, I think the biggest piece. If you don't give your children direction, if you are not filling them with information that allows them to Orient themselves in the world and give them a North Star, then you get this poor girl like this, who I'm not mad at, but I am sad for her because she continues to just look for acceptance wherever she can find it. She's doesn't look like she's particularly attractive.
She's wearing a stupid mask. She was on the wrong side, quote, UN quote, the wrong side of the of the Hamas slash Israel debate, and now she's on the right side of it and she's trying to make amends. This is what happens when you have no religion, folks. You try to make penance to a secular deity, particularly the government or your political ideology, and you end up very confused. I wanted to show this yesterday. I'm going to show it right now
real quick. And then we're going to get deep into this other sort of weird thing, this, this sacrament of abortion that is being celebrated and and it might not be coming out the way that the the folks in the White House think it is. All right, here's this lady. So what brings you out here today at the University of Utah in Canon? I came here for the Palestinian protest. I'm actually not even a student
here. I just came here to support because I saw all about it on social media and everything, and I've been wanting to. I've been waiting for Utah to participate in it. So I'm glad I'm able to come and support. Especially I started on the wrong side of this, so I'm trying to make every efforts that I can to right my wrongs. So that's basically my main reason. What do you think you know is the main reason for these encampments popping up? What is the end goal? You know?
What message are protesters trying to send? Well in in simplicity states ceasefire that we're not that that's literally the whole simple point of it is ceasefire. But the main point of the encampments I would like to think is to kind of show that we're dedicated and that no matter what we're going to, we're going to stick with our plans literally and figuratively. So I think that's kind of what the encampment means to me at
least. Yeah, the encampment, what it means to me, I guess is land back. And also Gaia the the earth goddess, needs to be to be worshipped. And so climate change, you know, and and and not climate and carbon recapture, but also reparations. It's a smoothie of nothing up there, folks. That's an empty vessel right there. That's a lady who doesn't know what she's talking about. She has no convictions. She has no real ideas. She's just parroting nonsense.
It's sad to listen to the mask makes it harder because we know that you are actually accepting ridiculous and silly ideas that have already been debunked by quote UN quote science. But these are the trust the science people, right? It's because they don't have anything outside of themselves. And so I'm not mad at these folks. I I I want to. I want to reiterate that these are not our enemies. I don't even think like a Joe
Biden is our enemy. That guy's got so many problems right now, his body's falling apart. But let's get into where they have aligned their values, because the values are the enemy, the values that they are claiming which are non valuable at all. This is a a little piece that came out of Catholic Vogue's loop this morning coming out of their news feed. But it's referencing a piece in the Washington Post on Sunday. So some of you may have seen this Washington Post, right?
No friend to conservatives, Not even remotely. Fair. These people are on the hard left. And yet there was an op-ed that they published saying that his messaging, his being Joe Biden who's pictured on screen here. His pro abortioning messaging is a sign of desperation and I think that characterizes the mood. This is why I'm concerned. When we see polling that favors Donald Trump, that makes perfect sense. His message is far better.
His his record was better, even though Trump was certainly imperfect, like all people are. You've got this guy out there claiming to be a Catholic. It says quote it must be challenging for a Catholic president to make abortion the centerpiece of his re election campaign. How many people are walking around every single day. Maybe that girl that we just saw on the campus she could probably be persuaded to go out and and protest in front of the Supreme
Court for the Dobbs decision. There were a lot of women that look like her that were out there with my my buddy and I stood in front of the Supreme Court. But how many people are waking up in the morning and they are fearful that abortion will be removed from their you know from their possibilities. How many people are even in the, in the the, the the possibility of needing an abortion or wanting an abortion on any given day.
So why would you make that the centerpiece when people are actually doing things everyday like going to the grocery store and seeing inflation, when they're going to the gas pump and they're seeing what it cost to fill their tank and they're watching, you know, the the prices inch up and they're going to inch up on gas, right, because we're coming into the summer, that's when things always get more expensive, there's more travel and so on. And of course we're going to see
that that summer mix is going to cost us more money at the pump. And so why would you focus on abortion unless you just failed to calculate what's going on? I think Plan A was to see how radical America could be, how radical they could push it. And so if that is the case, then the BID administration's goals from the beginning and their re election campaign, which I've kind of told it's it's based on babies must be killed at all times, including up to the point of birth.
That's the pro abortion agenda we have to go with. White supremacy is everywhere, and therefore racial justice is something that we must focus on. This placates the BLM crowd, and it goes after the sort of totalitarian weaponization. It's the it's the group that would be able to favor things like white supremacy is all over the place, and therefore we must have strong domestic terrorism attacks, even though there are no crimes being committed, because we don't even define
that kind of thing very well. They've got to push on that. They're also pushing the LGBTQ agenda, right. They have to get the far hard lunatic, radical leftist this sub 1% of the population. We got to sterilize them and get our military to pay for that. We can our military we got to take apart the things that are traditionally masculine in this country. So that's really weird. You know these are not overwhelmingly with and then the last one is, is that everybody is welcome.
We're so guilty as a country of being mean to poor people and and people that don't live in America, black and brown people, that our racial agenda is going to basically screw over the poorest Americans that are black and brown, the wage earners that are at the lowest part of the income spectrum.
By bringing in illegal immigrants, illegal aliens, to this country and giving them work status, we're going to fight for their rights above American citizens and we're going to try to pitch that as somehow a justice initiative. That's why we have to have a porous and open southern border. An open border abortion, white supremacy is everywhere. And trans, the kids or trans, you know, the soldiers and the airmen and the Marines. It's a bizarre take.
It's not, it's not a winner, it turns out, I don't think, which is why you have to have Plan B. And Plan B is Donald Trump is the challenger. So he's got to go to jail. And we're going to talk a little bit about some of that case. There's some stuff that was right on the front page of CNN that they said explained the FB is behavior. I think it does the opposite. It makes absolutely no sense why the FBI was involved in going down to Mara Lago and it didn't
make sense to me at the time. I'm it was one of my proudest moments that I was actually removed from the FBI before they did that rape. I was like, well, the organization doesn't think that I'm fit to be part of them and and they're correct because I'm not.
Anyway, this this article was written by a columnist who points out that he's a pro-life Democrat going back to the 70s and 80s, that he thought that, you know, abortion was evil and ugly, and then suddenly now he's talking about protecting reproductive freedom. He's trying to make the a sign of the cross at a Florida a Florida rally in support of abortion, which was disgusting and pretty blasphemous. It also kind of leads to the fact that he doesn't even know
what's going on anymore. It's just not a winning take. And so you even have people like CNN looking at it going like, hey, what is this guy doing? This doesn't seem like you where you would want to, like, campaign on your, on your your economic policy, which has been disastrous, campaign on something that you think is a win. This is a weird way to to to try to hang your candidacy. And here he is. And like I said, when Jake Tapper is calling you out, you're probably in a bad spot.
I know that the Biden campaign, the Biden Harris campaign, sees support for abortion rights as a real asset for November. I have to note that in his fifty years in politics, and I've been covering him for, I don't know, 25 of them, Joe Biden has been all over the map on abortion In 74, he said Roe V Wade went too far and that a woman should not have, quote, the sole right to say what should happen to her body, UN quote.
That was a long time ago. Of course, in 2006, he said, quote, I do not view abortion as a choice and a right. Just this year, he said, quote, I've never been supportive of, you know, it's my body. I can do what I want with it. UN quote. By his own admission, Biden is an odd man out with his party on abortion.
It's interesting because the the article in the Washington Post said that her take on Joe Biden doing the side of the cross, which we showed you last week while he's at a pro abortion rally, was not a moment of sacrilege. The take that this woman has, I don't know that it's right or wrong, but it's an interesting take, she said. What I saw was a Catholic pleading for forgiveness, for delivering a message that he secretly finds abhorrent.
Is that what was going on there? Did Joe Biden actually make a deal with the devil? Is that kind of That's her argument, by the way. Her argument is that he made a deal with the wrong guy and he has to atone as best he can because he's going against his convictions as a Catholic to support abortion. But he's doing it for political power. It's a such a strange, strange world to live in where political power is built on the backs of dead babies. I don't think it's a popular
take either. The polls say it just the same. You're not going to flip Florida based on abortion, even though they're spending time down there doing it, trying to acting like it's in play because of it. It's it's it's become ritualistic and it's become one of these things that is as completely as irrational as anything else. It's like fighting school choice. It's like, well, no, the government makes the best choices. It's like that's not even a liberty. That's not even a liberty
position. That's not even a liberty position from a couple of years ago. These people have lost all, you know, sort of anchors to the tenants that used to sort of be American liberalism. That's why they they celebrate the press being censored and social media being monitored by the government. Like the left has always been the party of bigger government, but it's been trying to sort of, you know, go out there and suss out more freedoms because it felt like people left to their
own devices didn't give freedom. It's my argument against the sort of workers unions at this point. The government has stepped in and taken the role of the workers unions. It does the work of workers unions. It advocates on behalf of the worker, like as a default position. We have entire agencies that are set out to do that for safe workplace conditions and to make sure that wages are appropriate and so on. And people can bring suits quite
easily against these things. The government will take them on. If you have enough folks, they will do so in order to win votes. They're actually going to, they're going to rally against the, the, the, the people that pay for the government with government money, which is to say, you know, our money. In any case, it's very strange and and all this made me wonder, like, what in the Hell's going on here with these people? How are these people so out to lunch?
How do they just get confused about the way this works? I wanted to to talk about that advisor we saw Jared Bernstein, the guy that we heard rambling on, who couldn't make a coherent argument for why the Fed prints money. He was trying to defend Modern Monetary Theory and and he he couldn't do it because he doesn't understand it. And I thought like, well, how in the hell is that? We got some little things we're going to drop on you about that.
Before we do, I want to get into this story about the FBI's raid into Mira Lago. Like I said, Plan B has to be lock up Trump if you think that your message is not hitting and obviously the message not hitting. This is a piece from CNN and it's pretty strange to read a piece from CNN talking about how grand jury testimony from Trump's valet he's the Co defendant in in the the big case that is going on with the special counsel.
Apparently his grand jury testimony helps explain why the FBI searched Mira Lago. The only way that could be is if these people didn't consult with anybody, whoever worked for the
FBI, what it says here. Donald Trump's valet told investigators before the FBI searched Mayor Lago in 2022 that he randomly chose boxes of documents to return to the National Archives, and Trump himself directed that dozens more boxes located at the resort wouldn't be returned, according to these unsealed court findings.
And apparently that's a bombshell, saying Obviously that means the FBI is going to go in with a flipping SWAT team and pull boxes of documents from a location that is defended by the Secret Service 24/7. And it may not fit the the bill of a skiff, but just like every other former president of the United States, it's defended by government forces, government agents who are standing there uniformed.
And they all have this stuff. This was proven when Mike Pence looked through his records and was like, oh, no, I also have classified some documents. We found that Joe Biden did. And when he was former vice president, he also was what he was a senator, and he had them at home and that was hanging out in the garage next to the Corvette. Allegedly. Bizarre. You didn't see the FBI raid any of these places.
This doesn't actually shed any light on it, although CNN claims that it does, which is very interesting. The running cover for this terrible case. This guy's name was Walt Nautau. He's, you know, a former Navy guy. People were making these allegations that he was a special operator because his his background was so vanilla. But he's the Co defendant in the classified document case and apparently gave the FBI justification to execute the search warrant on the former
president's residence. The story is according to CNN in this article I that the National Archives basically said we're looking for our documents back. There are some documents that that Donald Trump has that are going to be that belong to the government. And so they sent some back and per this testimony, it was sort of arbitrary. He just sort of grabbed some off the top. Now how specific and accurate that is, we don't know. There's there's this is not like a cross examination that
happens. This is A where the government brings a guy in, asked him some questions. It's also interesting that he also felt there was nothing wrong with it. He went out there and testified to the grand jury and then they charged him afterwards because he refused to come back a second time and so they added him to it and which is one of the allegations that this is a. You know, this was a quid pro quo situation and and they went after him simply because he didn't pay play ball with the
DOJ. Kind of gross. But this was a dispute between National Archives and a former president, someone who had every right to have all kinds of stuff. And many of those papers I'm sure were personal and there is no business of the FBI to go in. The FBI had no, they had no dog in this fight. It's a classic document negotiation that goes on between former presidents and it happens all the time.
And so the idea that this witness and saying that he just grabbed some random boxes and sent it back and some of them had some material that was that was deemed classified that's that would be normal. What they would have to show for the CN bombshell to to actually land is that every other president who's ever sent back documents has never sent back anything. We always we we always forget that the burden of proof is on the government.
And so we know the government was doing some ugly stuff and they weren't playing by by the rules that we would expect. And some of that comes from a sub stack that was put out by Julie Kelly. I'm going to give credit to my buddy Steve friend who who pointed this out. Look at this. You guys remember the famous photograph of all the classified cover sheets. By the way, the cover sheet itself is not classified.
You can take those out of the building, but the cover sheet is supposed to cover classified documents. It's part of the policy if you ever handle classified documents, which a lot of people in the FBI never do. But I was one of the people that did when I was working counterintelligence. I hated it. It's awful. This is Julie Kelly's substack from yesterday, the DOJ's doctored crime scene photo of the Mira Lago Ray. What do you mean, what do you mean doctored? How was it doctored?
Here's a couple of little important excerpts from it. Jay Brat, who's the lead DOJ prosecutor on the investigation at the time and is now assigned to Jack Smith's team, described the photograph in this way in August of 2022 in his response to Trump's special master lawsuit Quote. 13 boxes or containers contain documents with classification markings, and in all, over 100 unique documents with classification markings were seized. And this is the emphasis she's
added. Certain of the documents had colored cover sheets indicating their classification status. Emphasis added C attachment F The redacted FBI photograph of certain documents and classified cover sheets form from the container from President you know, 45's office. But then he had to amend his statement and said, quote, if the investigative team found a document with classified markings, it removed said document, segregated it and placed it with a placeholder sheet.
The investigative team used classified cover sheets for that purpose. So they brought those cover sheets. Those cover sheets were brought and staged. That was political propaganda that was set up. They created a photo op. I always wondered why. I've never seen people run around with cover sheets on documents like that. Usually they're in a folder. Usually they're just on a computer. To be fair, paper, paper copies of a lot of classified documents are not all that common.
And so when you have them, you're supposed to put one of those cover sheets on it. But cover sheets get beat to shit. They are constantly being abused, They are being ruffled and the print comes off. It's government, Inc. It's not well done. Anybody who's ever seen these will always see the cover sheets are used over and over and over again. They're not freshly printed and clean and laid out like they were in Mar a Lago. Those look like they came right
off the press. You think that's what's going on? Interesting. And it wasn't. It turns out. It turns out they brought those cover sheets with them and laid them out on the on the ground with nothing underneath them, and they staged them with paper clips. So what happened is the agents pulled the classified markings like any document that happened to have random classified markings. You have to understand the way
this works. The headline of any sheet will have what's will have a little layer of banner on the top of it that'll tell you the overall classification of the document. And then below it, they will have little portion marks. This particular paragraph is unclassified. This one is unclassified. This one is classified secret, no foreign or maybe this particular line is classified
secret or top secret. And then whatever compartment it is in, it has to actually be line by line because every single part of the document is not classified. That's absurd. That's not how they work. There's only little pieces of information that can give away the tip and that changes the classification of the overall document. But most that document can be
unclassified. And if you happen to have a portion marked paragraph with classifications on it, they were pulling those out, replacing it with a placeholder paper and they were putting them all in and putting cover sheets on them. Because you can't take pictures of classified documents, FBI agents are required to handle classified information like a classified information, which means you you can't walk around with it uncovered. It has to be covered up. And that's what they did.
They brought their own cover sheets and covered up the classified material. So it wasn't necessarily obvious. And if you've never seen what it looks like when you're dealing with with classified documents and type, we're talking about four characters. Sometimes it'll be a pair, a parentheses, it'll be S, which will be the the secret marking, 2 slashes and then whatever the dissemination controls are and then another parentheses.
That's what we're looking for. And you can scan down and see unclassified, unclassified, unclassified and miss a classification on these things regularly. So didn't we decide that there had to be intent?
Isn't that what what Jim comedy sort of established with with Hillary Clinton and the State Department there had to be some intent there and Trump saying don't take those papers, I haven't gone through them yet, that that turns out it is not the same burden that we've seen people in the political left
deal with. It's very wild to think that that piece of propaganda which is now prominent in people's minds, it's just going to, it's it's not even going to hit people on the left, won't even see that. That was stage propaganda. And that bothers me to a big level because because that is going to be the mental basis for a lot of people going into that jury selection.
Well or not. I mean that was the biggest picture coming out of Mira Lago. That and the photograph of a bunch of boxes in a bathroom with a chandelier. This was always a political hit job. And the fact is, is that our so-called, you know, apolitical, nonpartisan DOJ and FBI went and did that. I don't think that's the case. We're going to talk about the myth of government competency in just a second.
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The myth is this, and I've been seeing this on social media. Initially I got pissed. I was getting pissed because people would go, you know, that's Kyle Surf and he used to be an FBI agent. They're trained liars. The FBI trains you to lie. First of all, I knew how to lie well before, well before I ever went to the FBI because I was a a grown up, because I was 35 years old.
I want you to think about your own lives and think about the things that you learned in your 20s and your early 30s and your mid 30s and then think, could somebody completely change your outlook on the world at 3536 years old because you took a new job and you went to some stupid Academy for a few months. Is that possible? Would you just suddenly just have your eyes open and suddenly be start doing something? Maybe if somebody started blackmailing you.
But I'm going to just suggest to you that whatever tools I walked into the FBI Academy with, I walked out with the same tools that I came in with. I didn't get any, like any new tools in any meaningful way. I understood a little bit about policy. I understood a little bit about how to do, you know, some of the type investigative paperwork, but end of the day, yeah, I was not changing my entire
perspective. We're going to get rid of that troll in our chat, 'cause I just don't like people wasting my time looking at the word fart. That was weird. Here, Here's the deal. Well, the end of the the Academy, it's at the FBI Academy at Quantico is this vaunted thing, and everyone acts like it's this big deal. It's not. It's a joke. They didn't teach me anything. They didn't even teach me any like techniques on how to do something better.
In fact the techniques they taught were mostly not effective. Their interviewing techniques are terrible. They're they're like the weirdest and and worst trained. They tell you how to do something, then they tell you to go do it and then they're like now you're an expert. If that sounds to you like Jason Bourne level, you know, CIA training that you see in movies, this is, this is a made-up thing. The CIA spends like, you know, over a year training people how
to go, do case officer work. The FBI spent two weeks when I was a when I when I was an agent at the Washington field office in this thing that was called counterintelligence operations course, or I think it was called PSYOPS. Was that what it's called, Psyop CI operations? Yeah, something like that. Counterintelligence operations. It was the dumbest course I've ever taken, folks. The interview time was stupid. It was a waste. The training was done by people who were mostly incompetent and
pathetic. They were retired FBI agents with mediocre careers that had to come back and become government contractors. And they taught stories. They taught us about this big CI case where there was like a something happening in either Iowa or Omaha division. I can't remember where it was. It was like ACI case about Chinese stealing corn seeds. I mean, it was like, it was
laughably silly. And the big deal was, as they were getting everybody worked up to this final little thing, the final big story was we're going to teach you how to do the interrogation. Like FBI interrogators or some sort of, like, capable group. FBI agents do far fewer interrogations than, like, a local detective in a small town does, just for whatever that's worth. Like, so few interrogations are being done by the FBI on a regular basis, and the average agent is doing so few of them.
But let me just share this one. This guy comes in 25 years, counterintelligence agent spent all this time working this, and he gives us a big reveal. I was working a case, he says, for eight years. And at the end of eight years, I didn't know what whether my subject had done the thing that we had accused him of or not. That right there is the FBI eight years. And no, no information has been gleaned by this information or by the investigation.
Just absolutely incompetent. And so the guy says, you know, I get him in the box and I start doing the interrogation techniques. And at the end of it, I still didn't know if he had done it 25 years in the FBI teaching dozens and dozens of new counterintelligence agents. And that's what this dude had to share about his experience. That was the big reveal After a two week course where we're spending 50 hours a week doing the stupid training.
He couldn't tell us whether or not the guy that he'd investigated for almost a decade had done the thing that he had done in a face to face interview. This guy would have starved to death if he was a salesperson. He would have been demoted. If he was a local police detective, he would have been fired from any job except the FBI because he was not good at it. He was an utterly unconvincing instructor.
So this myth that there's this high level of competency, that there's this thing going on inside our government agencies that they're so good we already know that they suck. Here's why. Think about the IRS. Do you want anybody from the IRS running anything you do? There's a small number of probably semi confident investigators. I've talked to a few of them. The ones that I dealt with on our, our joint terrorism task force were were fairly capable. But they're still government
employees. They're not the elite. That's not who goes into these things. People go in there when they are above average but they are below elite because elite people go on and do things like start companies. They make millions of dollars being successful at stuff. Here's the thing, There's a small number of us, guys like Steve Friend and Garrett O'boyle. We went in there because we believe in the system. We never wanted to be really wealthy or powerful. That was never a a a goal of
ours. The people that go in that want to be wealthy, powerful or think really highly of themselves, they're the same kind of people that are like the gal that was in my Academy class who sat down at lunch and said, Can you imagine, like right in, like, right in a a couple of weeks we're going to get these badges and then like, we're just going to be bad asses. I was looking at her. I just kept blinking like, is she joking with me? She's borderline incompetent at everything she does here.
You don't just get to put a badge on it, become a badass. But there is this myth that people think it's like, oh, you work for the government like you're a trained liar. You're a trained deceiver. You've been. You're you're trained in psyops. Oh, you worked in the in the, in the army. Oh, you have these secret skills like, I'll give you a hint, people.
If you've never met someone who's a SEAL or a Green Beret or you never met somebody who was a Recon Marine, like they're regular people, They still like, trip when they walk over doors in the dark. They can still be ambushed like anybody else. They don't have this, like, secret power to perceive things before they happen. That's the movies. That's not real. And that turns out to be the case for folks who work in our administration as well. That guy that we played you.
And I'm actually going to play his video again. 1st, I'm going to show you this little article that came out of Fox White House economic advisor struggles with questions on monetary policy. OK, this is the guy. This is the story. His name is Jared Bernstein, and it's a viral video where he struggles to explain how monetary policy works. It's raised new questions about the administration's handling of
the economy. No, it just tells you that government people do things like government people, especially when you choose them. Not because of their capabilities, not because of their background and their training. Not because of their knowledge of the economy or finance. This guy, Sherrod Bernstein.
Let me play the video and then I'm going to tell you what he's actually trained in what is, what is academic time was spent in. Because when Steve shared this with me before I got up this morning or like right when I got up and took a shower, I'm like, oh, of course these people are incompetent. It's by design. Again, remember, we'll judge you by the company you keep, especially when you get to choose your own cabinet. This is the people they wanted in charge.
Listen to this guy. The US government can't go bankrupt because we can print our own money. It obviously begs the question why exactly are we borrowing in a currency that we print ourselves? I'm waiting for someone to stand up and say why don't we borrow our own currency in the 1st place? Like you said, they print the dollar, so why why does the
government even borrow? Well, the so the, I mean again, some of this stuff gets some of the language that the MMM, some of the language and concepts are just confusing. I mean the government definitely prints money and it definitely lends that money, which is why the government definitely prints money and then it lends that money by by selling bonds. OK, let's not watch all of that because it's terrible that man doesn't know what he's talking about.
Can we agree on that? It definitely prints money and it definitely lends the money and there are, there are things called bonds. But like why is he like that? Why does he not know what he's talking about? I did this quick little search because Steve goes, I heard it on a podcast, but apparently he was trained as a musician and a social worker. It's like, wait, what? The guy, the guy who is the not just a member, but he's actually
the the leader for this, this. He's the chair of the Council of Economic Advisers for the city president of the United States who's supposed to give advice about how our economy runs. His background is in music and social work. Is that real? Yeah, it's real. You can go to left wing Wikipedia. He taught at Howard University, at Columbia University and New York University. His areas of interest include federal, state and international economic policies.
And you're like, oh, OK well, what's his background in that? Well, he was a senior official at the Economic Policy Institute. It's a liberal think tank they focus on here. It gets their issues affecting low and middle income workers. And you're like, OK, well, it's an economic group, right? Doesn't that mean that he has some background in that field? No.
His education. He wanted to be a professional musician, and that's why he got a bachelor's degree in music from the Manhattan School of Music. He's doubled the double bass. That's what his undergrad was in. That's why he's struggling. And then he went on and got a master's degree, and that must have been an economics, right, Kyle, He definitely got a a master's in economics or finance, is that right? He got like an MBA or something? No.
He got a master's in social work from Hunter College, and then he got his doctorate in social work in social welfare from Columbia, from their school of social work. Don't believe me? He used to teach there. There he is right there. It led me to people like Xavier Becerra, who I'm going to talk about in a second. He got into politics not because he knew about economics, but because he knew about the plight of the poor. He was an activist like so many people on the social welfare or
the social work. My buddy likes to call it social warfare 'cause he's a conservative in that space. But if you work in the social work, the counseling sphere, you have a lot of empathy, most likely. Or at least that's what you're surrounded by and you often have wildly stupid leftist ideas. It's interesting to me because my wife is in that or was trained in that field. She has a degree in counseling. She has two degrees in
counseling. I think her master's degree was focused on that and so we were surrounded by people who were social workers and you know otherwise counseling type folks and and they all leaned to the left. Now, the reason why my wife is my wife, and the reason why she has become the person that she has is because she was exposed to nonprofits failing to help people. It's like, oh, we're going to offer people free counseling. We're going to give people away to get out of their
circumstances. Oh, you beat your wife. We're going to teach you how to not beat your wife and how to deal with your anger problems. And we're going to charge you $0.00. In fact, it's going to be donation based. That is, it's going to fund all of our operations. And then those people don't show up to counseling sessions and they don't try to work on themselves and they don't give 22 dams about it. And the reason why is because it cost them nothing.
They got no skin in the game, so they'll just not show up unless the court makes them. And maybe the court won't even follow through on it. My wife got red pilled by working for a left wing non profit. That's because she saw that it didn't work. She did it to herself through her own training and then she
was like, this is ridiculous. And the other piece of it was, is we talked about taxes one time and I just said isn't it weird that your mother who makes a really good income, has to pay 50% of of every dollar she earns to the government? State, local, federal. She was like, that's not fair. Why doesn't everyone just pay the same percentage? A lot of these people in this world have no idea. It's not how they're trained. You know, nothing against my
wife's training. But she had no training in economics, and this guy didn't either. And that's why he can't answer simple questions. He doesn't even know what he doesn't know. This is on purpose, by the way, folks, that's the real key here. This is on purpose. Like I said, the company you keep the people that you choose to surround yourself with. It looks just like this. It goes all the way back. This is February 2021. This is the first month in
office. This is actually three weeks into Joe Biden's, you know, inaugurated term as President Biden takes office. And this is coming from, I think, NPR. Yep. February 5th, 2021, the opening statement. President Biden pledged to make his cabinet the most diverse in U.S. history, better representing the makeup of the country. That's only half the story here.
He wanted to have more women, more non whites, which is literally the term that they use in this NPR non white, a small number of white men where possible, and people who had government experience, they do A breakdown of the cabinet. Obama had 36% women, 45% non white compared to Trump there were 18% women, 18% non white. Obama had 32% white men. Obama had 86% of people in there with government experience. Biden had 95% government experience. Trump had 68%. You need people that understand
how the system works. Trump had less than than most. Biden has almost every single person has prior government experience, and Biden and Obama had the lowest number of white males. It's interesting because that's a pretty competitive field and they have pretty competitive work in the government sphere. It's it's the overwhelming percentage of FBI agents that I dealt with are white males. That's who signs up. That doesn't mean anything about the job. It just means who is most
interested. Donald Trump had 73% white men, for whatever that's worth. He had two X almost almost 2 1/2 times as many as no. Sorry, a solid 22X compared to Obama and Biden. But it wasn't just about like diversity of looks. I'm going to tell you what they were really interested in and they told us right up front. Before we do that, let's suggest guys if you want to support the program. I just made my order yesterday using my own promo code Kyle. Promo code
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snack. Look, this wasn't just about, this wasn't just about hiring people that that look different. This is another story. Who else did they bring on? This is a story that came out of December. So just after. Sorry, is that December? One second. Let me find the story here on my on my list. The story is coming from Vanity Fair. OK, Vanity Fair December of 2020, before he even was sworn in, Biden reveals COVID team. We're going to see a lot of crisis.
It's going to worsen. He said that right up front. You're seeing a picture of him. The president elect's healthcare team includes nominees for Surgeon General and in a surprise twist, Xavier Becerra for Health and Human Services. Xavier Becerra. He was the attorney general of California. Why would you put him in charge of Health and Human Services? He's not a physician.
He doesn't have the background like Alex Azar did under Donald Trump, who actually was an attorney, had some executive experience as a as a a guy who would run companies but also had worked in the Pharmaceutical industry. At least he understood what was at stake there. Why would you have Xavier Becerra jumping in? And here's why. It was always about the stuff they were going to run on. It's what they thought they were going to be doing with their term.
Xavier Becerra brought 14 felony charges against the Center for Medical Progress. The people who are the activists who did the undercover Planned Parenthood videos in 2015 showing the the selling of body parts, you guys remember that they were prosecuted for felony charges. Those ended up being dismissed by the California Superior Court. But he showed his allegiance to
the abortion agenda. He also went after the open border situation and he went and and filed lawsuits against the Trump administration for DACA, Xavier Becerra, he filed on behalf of the 650,000 Dreamers in the United States, the so-called Dreamers, the people that were brought here illegally
as children. And so they filed lawsuit trying to keep DACA policy in place and fought the Trump administration from reversing Obama's unconstitutional, you know, outside of the executive authority rulings. These were executive orders. So he led the coalition of 21 attorney generals. This guy's an activist. And he also was described by Vanity Fair as being a strident supporter of Women's Health and reproductive rights. This is what that Vanity Fair article talks about.
He was a He's vocal in the Democrat Party about fighting for Women's Health. And by Women's Health, he means killing babies so that some women don't get to grow up into women. Very interesting. He also identifies himself as a Catholic, just like Joe Biden.
One of his famous court cases was that he actually challenged the Little Sisters of the Poor. There was a big piece where he fought against the Little Sisters of the Poor and his goal was to make a group of nuns who are providing free health care. They had to give birth control pills under the Affordable Care Act, he argued before the California, the 9th Circuit, which is in California and the Western states against the Little Sisters of the Poor, a Catholic religious organization.
This is a so-called Catholic saying that they should be required to provide birth control services in violation of their constitution. In their their, their, their heart of hearts, they have sincerely held beliefs that are protected under Title 7. And yet they were trying to push this. This is these are the people
that you surround yourself with. He said that California had a sovereign right to protect women's reproductive rights and therefore they must be requiring nuns to push to push birth control, even though it's against their religion. These are people with with objectively bad values. Now, what's really interesting to me is contrast. We talked a little bit about how political campaigns are all
about contrast. This is the contrast of a Joe Biden #1 claims to be Catholic, pushes things that are gross abortion oriented. We're going to talk about Merrick Garland just a second too, because that's actually kind of interesting. He he covers down on the other pieces. We've already covered the open border that he surrounded himself with open border people and pro abortion types. Right. What's interesting is, is that Trump had a similar council of
economic advisers. That's just a thing that people appoint. These are the people that are supposed to help give the president advice. Now they couldn't get anybody through the Senate, so they had actings throughout the entire acting as someone who stands in. It's like the first of the three. There's three people on the council and the and one person basically rotated as the chairman, the acting chairman
throughout Trump's term. So I looked up, who are the people that were there before Jared Bernstein was doing this thing? And did they know anything about economics or is it just like a goofball post? Thomas Phillipson was one of them. Swedish born, American economist. Oh, interesting. That's what his background was. He he left his position, went back to the University of Chicago, which is a pretty serious thinking group in academia. You can look at what his
background was. He had an undergraduate degree in mathematics. He earned a master's in mathematics. Then he got a master's in finance from Wharton and APHD in economics from Upenn. You know, like somebody who knows a little bit about economics. His one of his other chairs, the guy who actually was there until the end of Trump's presidency, took the last term. He had a he was a junior research fellow in economics at Oxford, and he was a lecturer in their department of political economy.
That guy started off with a bachelor's in economics and history from Harvard, got a master's in economics and social history, then returned, got another masters and a PhD in history specializing in economic history. And his dissertation was on Adam Smith, free banking and the financial crisis of 19701772. You know, somebody who actually thought about the economy for a living, not a guy who was trained in social work. Isn't that weird?
Isn't that weird? And that made me think, well, why would you select Merrick Garland? Like, what was his role? We've got, we've got all these people kind of stepping in. We know that Lloyd Austin was stepped into the woke space and he was out there arguing on behalf. We had, you know, Millie doing his thing, moving the DoD. What are the DOJ? What did he bring to the table, 'cause you had to think that somewhere in there he was going to bring in that white supremacy
arguments, right? And when I didn't realize, and maybe some of you already knew this, but Merrick Garland, one of his formative pieces within the DOJ before becoming a judge was that he spent a fair amount of his time being concerned about Oklahoma City and the bombing that happened there.
So a guy who kind of cut his teeth or was able to make his story, his connection, his biggest connection before going after the very, very dangerous insurrectionist who stormed the Capitol on January 6th, the biggest single loss of life that didn't happen. Made-up case that the DOJ is dealing with. He's drawing from his experience prosecuting the perpetrators of the Oklahoma City bombing. Timothy McVeigh, Terry Nichols. That was his big thing and he made personal decisions in there.
He wanted to be on the prosecuting case. He wanted to be one of the line prosecutors, but he couldn't do it because he had too high level of position and he was the, I think, the Assistant Attorney General at that point in time. Isn't that something? Isn't it weird that all of the things that the Biden administration has focused on, it's not on accident that they have a crap economy? They have a guy who doesn't know anything about the economy in
his own words. He told you, doesn't get it, doesn't understand it, can't argue it because that's not what his training is. His training is on feelings. His training is on helping people with their situation. Social workers aren't even counselors. I don't know why they they've even stepped into the counseling sphere, but they do it. That's the work they do and they do so without a background necessarily what things cost or how money works or how economies move.
And that's one of your primary advisors. That's the chairman of your economic advisors. It makes perfect sense that when you surround yourself with people that have these ideas, then you're going to get them. That's the ideas you're going to get in play. We're going to have an open southern border because we have a Health and Human Services guy who has defended this.
You're going to have terrible economic policy because this guy doesn't understand how the economy works and you're going to have an attorney General that's going to find white supremacy and anti government sentiment everywhere because that's his background. Pretty interesting. There's all kinds of questions about Oklahoma City. We're not going to get that. That's another podcast. You guys can find those out there. The Tower gang really loves to get into that.
If you guys want to get into the conspiracies of what may or may not have happened. I was too young to be other than be aware of it and our little family connection to what happened in Waco, which is always weird. At some point we'll do a long interview with my dad, probably
coming up soon. You guys can hear some of the stuff that he felt as someone who was a part of the news media back when they were trying to just cover the story in the area 'cause we lived in Dallas when the Branch Davidians dead off took place. And I think that'll be very interesting to you. And of course those all were feel like they were related. Those were all big pieces of the 90s sort of, you know, government push. And but for 911, I think that would have continued.
I I honestly think that because of what was going on in the 90s, we would have seen today's activities happen where we're tracking parents at school board meetings or we're calling veterans violent extremists and militia violent extremists. I think all of those things actually would have been on the
agenda far sooner. But for 911 where the FBI and the DOJ specifically kind of got off track and they ran after international terrorists for a little while but they worked their way right on back to the domestic terrorist line which is where they're most comfortable. It turns out the whole idea I grew up hearing about the ATF being quote UN quote Jack booted thugs. Right.
Those were those were tools of the regime and we're right back to it now in no uncertain terms to the point where I woke up this morning early because we had some weird visitors at our front door people that just didn't belong in our neighborhood. They were knock on the doors and we have a no soliciting sign. They came anyway And that's the one of the great tools you would use like a a knock and talk to confirm that somebody is at the address that you want to hit to
do a SWAT raid. So like I woke up early thinking maybe the FBI was coming to us. Not that we've done anything to deserve it, but because we live in a time when tyranny is actually normalized that should bother all of us. We're going to talk one last thing. I've got one more story just about the stupidity being marched out. Like I said, non experts being presented as experts. ABC did a whole piece on gun control which I want to talk about.
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Let me get my last story here, 'cause I want you guys to understand ABC is going to tell you this in a time when we are bringing in literally millions, literally millions of people that are unvetted in this country, including hundreds of thousands from the Middle East that do not share our values. He wants you to know this author, Dominic Erdosan. He's a British guy. He studied at Oxford so he must know right? Handguns have no place in modern
society, said this author. No further information required. This is a piece by ABC News. Notice the word news. This is why most of us don't have any taste for this type of propaganda. This is propaganda by the way. This is anti gun propaganda. That makes no sense. He believes that gun policy shifted in the 1980s.
He might be correct. What's interesting is, is that when the 1980s came around and did what they called the assault weapons ban which sunsetted in the 90s, everybody went, the government doesn't want me to have this thing. I'm going to go have this thing and it caused the the explosion of an industry of buying AR fifteens that people previously didn't have. They were available for many years before this. I think it did change. He also thinks that Heller got it wrong.
Luckily for us the Supreme Court of the United States doesn't have to answer to a British born sort of posh accent author who deals in non facts and he commonly he conflates things like saying the militia is the same as the military. He just fundamentally ignores all of American history and he just kind of goes off and writes about how the 2008 Heller decision affirmed the individual's right to possess firearms. It was always the individual's
right to possess firearms. All you have to do is look at the other amendments out there. Are there any amendments that are left to something other than those that are left? The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. The right is the the people's right. It's always the people's right. That means you, the individual. That's how the American Constitution is written. Just like the freedom of the press and the freedom to assemble, the freedom to worship
as you choose. All of these things are individual liberties, and even if they weren't, they wouldn't be the federal government's purview because of the 9th and 10th amendment actually pretty explicitly say what can and can't be done. This guy is a clown, but he does make some really fun things and I like it when he states things that are completely absurd and uses words that are a great indicator that they don't know anything about the topic they're
talking about, he wrote. You know, I don't think any living, breathing person should have a gun. Apparently guns are only for the dead, so May God apply that to handguns. I don't have any problem with people having shotguns or hunting rifles, which is very much in the 20th and 19th century tradition of this country. I do have a big problem with handguns and obviously assault weapons, high capacity, high
velocity weapons. Somebody please in the chat or even better, put it in the comments, let me know what a high capacity, high velocity weapon is. What is the criteria that defines a weapon as high velocity? Is that the kind of thing that you throw from a moving car? I have seen those by the way, in law enforcement, you occasionally see high velocity weapons, I think is what he's talking about.
Those are weapons that were used in a crime or that are not supposed to be possessed by the person that has them and they throw them from a moving vehicle. I think that's what a high velocity weapon is. But please let me know if there is another definition that I am I'm ignorant of or if this guy is completely just out to lunch and doesn't know what the hell he's talking about, which is obviously the case. All right, that's it. I just want you to say we are the company we keep.
In many ways, the Biden administration chose this. And then they had to go after our guy, Donald Trump. ABC News chose this guy and wrote an editorial piece that was written under the the label of their, their editorial board, ABC News, not attributed to a single author. Because they believe this stuff. Believe people when they tell you who they are, believe people when they select their friends,
what they're trying to tell you. This administration's been trying to tell us since the beginning, it turns out. And it wasn't always just about diversity. He was about objectively bad ideas. And those bad ideas are pretty obvious to us who are paying attention. If you wanted to see 'cause that's what they're running on right now, it turns out the polling is not working in their favor. Don't be surprised. Educate your neighbors politely about this stuff. They're not your enemy.
Just like that Lady on the college campus, not your enemy. She just doesn't know anything. Just help them understand by asking some basic questions. All right, let's do a last little piece here to support my friend Garrett. If you guys want to go and support the suspendables, I'm currently wearing the exact same shirt that you are seeing on the screen. That is correct. It is the last line sub stack shirt that is Garrett's great great musings and you can go to lastline.substack.com.
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This is one is from Brett. It says awesome episode intrigue spiritual dramatic personal experience. Bam brother very cool. And and this one is from Pret Cow saying God bless you, men and your families for standing in the gap for the rest of us, whether you knew it at the time or not. Your sacrifices inspire the rest
of us to do the same. As I said, there's a small number of people that are within the government that actually believe in what the government is doing and whatever competencies they had, they got there. They didn't learn those values by joining up Steve. Fred didn't learn those values. Garrett Boyle didn't learn those values. They learned them as children. Which is why I said if you are not careful you will end up with that empty headed poor girl on the University of Utah campus.
The way that you do it is you form your kids up front and they have an idea of what is right and wrong and maybe maybe they choose the right or they do what Joe Biden did because apparently even though he was raised by every culture in this country, especially the Catholic Church, he chose to do things that are obviously not Catholic when he got the the power of the presidency. Kind of a shame. Pretty sad. I do have a palate cleanser for you guys. Don't you guys be so feared.
We're doing this entire toddler podcast. That is the thing that is the most fun for me. I heard my son losing his mind before we even got started today, so this one is especially for my wife. We have a a a little guy who's kind of a turd at this moment. He's going through that terrible phase. And here is yet another installment of Tyler Champagne's toddler motivational podcast. This is from the perspective of a toddler, and this one is about rise and grind.
Rise and grind. Is that a coffee thing? That's why the coffee's cold. Here we go. Rise and grind. Rising implies I sleep. My motto stay risen. Grind always. Every morning I wake up and watch an episode of Miss Rachel on double speed. More learning, more faster. My night time routine is epic. I request a grilled cheese when it's brought to me. I throw it on the ground, expect the unexpected. And right when Mom and Dad say it's bath time, I'm starving. It's time to eat, eat, eat.
That's when I enter my palace of chaos. As the frustration on their faces builds, so does my energy level. That is bath time. Or as I like to call it, open bar. Do I want to get in the tub? No, never let them dictate your wetness. Once I get thrown into the tub, I'm not leaving. I'm like a fish covered in olive oil and you don't have a boat after bath. It's crunch time. It's the fourth quarter. The game is tied. It's fourth and one and I'm on offense. Life is the game of inches and
I'm holding the ruler. The change pad is the battleground where wars are won and lost. I have mentored over 30 toddlers into causing their parents to have daily meltdowns. If your parents aren't having one to two mental breakdowns per day, you need to step up your Chaos game. You've heard of Essential oils. Most people put them in a diffuser. I. Eat essential oils. My goal is to have my bloodstream be 90% lavender by Thanksgiving. Yep, 90% lavender.
That sounds about right. Don't let your kids eat essential oils and I very much empathize with the changing pad being the battleground. My toddler, not a toddler. Sorry my infant man, she kicks for no reason. It's like this is the most comfortable pad in the entire house and she wants to fight it. All right folks, we appreciate you guys being here. The show is for you if you guys want to support. You can see all of our sponsors.
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