And where we go, Are you familiar with FBI Special Agents Kyle Serpent? I'm familiar with the name. Is that yes? I'm familiar with the name, familiar with the name, familiar with the name. Let's bring in Kyle Serafin. He's the. FBI whistleblower who helped expose. Government censorship of our First Amendment rights. Now, we only have this memo because a recently suspended FBI agent called Kyle Serafin brought it to the public, and we're grateful that he did. Kyle, thank.
You so much for joining us tonight. He's the host of something that, strangely, is called the Kyle Serafish. Kyle Serafi, I can't thank you enough for speaking out. I knew you guys were out there and I knew it was just a matter of time. But you got a lot of guts put in your face and your name to this. You're doing a service on behalf of the American people. And from the bottom of my cracked and broken heart
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was a good time. If you guys want to know, just go check that out at kyleserafin.com. Today's show is going to be about, I don't know, getting roasted, kind of. I want off this ride, the American ride, the roller coaster. It's so many ups and downs. I just need the season to be over. It's exhausting, but at least we got a little bit of comedy. We're going to end with some Donald Trump comedy for the week, an attempt by Kamala
Harris to do comedy. And then Israel decided to just make a job opening for the leader of Hamas. They blew up the last one in July and they just blew up the other one yesterday. Well, I think they shot him in the head. I saw some pictures from some special OPS guys that have a feed on social media. It looks like the guy got legitimately canoed or fruit bold or whatever you want to call it. But his head was open. And yeah, good riddance to terrorists. That's the the take from our
show in general. Not big on doing foreign policy stuff here, but we'll cover down on that. That's what we're going to go with today's show and we're going to have Steve on in just one second. Before we do that, let me go ahead and just say big thanks to the folks that support our program. That includes my Patriot Supply. Folks, we're just going to ask you a real simple question. Do you think that this country is falling apart? Are you being alarmed by what's
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Patriot supply. Again, it's prepare like kyle.com. Go check them out. Get yourself ready. You never know what's coming down the Pike and nobody wants to be unprepared. It's better to be one. What do they say 10 years early than one day late? And you know who's on time? My buddy Steve. Friend, we just did this a few minutes ago. Welcome back, Steve. Glad to be here and as this tradition dictates, I am in the season because today is National No Beard Day.
Why aren't is that a thing? I'm going to make it a thing, face the franchise right here. Here's the deal, man. George Hill and I talked about this yesterday. Face the franchise. We need you to grow like a cop stash or maybe sandpaper your face. We need you to rough it up a little bit because the face of the franchise cannot be looking so young. That was the take. What say you?
If I tried and attempted, I would get 3 catfish whiskers on each side, which would make me look like, I don't know, a member of the Ming dynasty from 700 years ago, but otherwise it would not go well for us. It reminds me of there's a guy named Kyle Kinane who does comedy and he has this entire thing about Trader Joe's. Have you heard the Trader Joe comedy bit? The subtle racism of Trader Joe's. No, but I'm I'm down for that one because let's just dunk on Trader Joe's.
Well, Trader Joe's is great in some ways. I get along with the Walmart people. Right. Trader Joe's is kind of like crunchy Walmart people. They're still cheap, right? But he does this whole thing about the subtle racism because Trader Joe's has all of its own brands, but they're internal. So like if you buy Mexican food, frozen Mexican food packages from Trader Joe's, it's like Trader Jose. And if you buy the Asian food, it's Trader Ming.
And anyway, and if you buy the Italian, it's like Trader Giuseppe. Anyway, he does this whole little bit about who they are. Then he imagines what Trader Joe would look like pretending to be each of those people and coming out. And so he does a whole like Asian accent, which is pretty great. So we're going to we're going to run down some of these little topics today. I want to throw this one on the front because the mainstream media has a hard time when
terrorists are killed. They try to do like homages and let them know that they were very serious people who also were engaged, you know, in terrorism. But that doesn't define them as a person. They're not just terrorists. So Steve was let's get loaded right now with ABC News and their takes on Hamas leader Yaya Sinwar, killed in Gaza by Israeli forces. And apparently one of the things that they wanted people to do is be aware about some things about this man.
Let me add this there. There it is. What you need to know. Apparently you need to know things period about this guy. So here it is. He's been credited with the being the mastermind for the October 7th attack last year. So just over a year ago, kind of telling they were able to get him within a year. They weren't even targeting the guy at the time, but killed by Israeli forces. And like I said, I saw some pictures that looked pretty awful.
The Israeli foreign defense minister said something to the effect of this master murderer Yaya Sinwar, who was responsible for the massacres and atrocities of October 6th, was killed. This is a great military and moral achievement for Israel, a victory for the entire free world against the evil axis of extreme Islam led by Iran. Are you shedding any tears over terrorists being killed off by Israelis? No, I'm, I'm all down for terrorists being off.
I mean, are we going to find out that he was some sort of like introspective austere cleric now? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. Things that we should know about him, he was, he actually was already convicted in Israel, in the Israeli courts for another massacre. And apparently they had, at this point in time, while he was out there running around for he had a $400,000 bounty on his head. But the fun part was is that they had him in jail.
I think they had him in jail for like 22 years. Let me just read this here. So yeah. So he helped establish Hamas in the 1980s and 1989, and Israeli court sentenced him to four life sentences for his role in killing suspected Palestinian informers and plotting to murder 2 Israeli soldiers. He spent 22 years in prison and was one of the more than 1000 Palestinian detainees released in 2011 in exchange for one Israeli soldier who'd been held hostage by Hamas for over five years.
It tells you the value like this is the thing I always think about. People will tell you what they think about other human beings by the way they treat human beings. And I take them at their word. And the folks in Hamas don't value human life the way that maybe you and I do. That seems really obvious to me. 1000 for one, and that guy has four life sentences. I mean that that's like beyond the first step act as far as
letting that guy out. And that's crazy that Israel did that, but they're in a completely different situation. I mean, I guess America has the long standing policy of we don't negotiate with terrorists unless we're sending pallets of cash over to Iran. But it's just for humanitarian aid, of course. But they're completely surrounded out there. But they value that one life. I mean, that's that's one person who's been in custody for five years and they made the necessary trade.
I'm sure they probably saw that as a victory because they're also a very competent and capable military. That's like, well, we'll just kill them another day. Isn't it something, The other thing is, is ABC News did an interview with a former Shin Bet official or a guy who was like one of their intelligence officers for Israel. And he described the guy as tough, devoid of emotions, but
not a psychopath. But then also like unleashed an attack to kill 1200 people that were just at a music festival. Anyway, I, it's, it's interesting to see because the left wants to just lionize all these people and they want to get behind this 'cause it's why I think they actually ended the Kamala Harris Town hall the other day, not town hall. The, the Bret Baier interview. They got on to the question of who's the number one threat to America?
And she went with Iran and they were like, throw the towel in, we have to stop it because she went immediately and had nothing to say about America. She was talking about Israel. And I feel like that's how you lose leftist votes at this point. And then she's leaned into that because she came out last night and spoke in front of the podium, but actually had to seal the vice president, but gave a presidential address about this. That was leads me to question of
who's running things. Guess what? By the way, Bill back better. Can't believe it's not butter. Who is running things right now? Like, what the heck is going on? That's why I want off this ride. And then you've also got the like, the insane amount of gaslighting going on. A guy who was already president. This is the funniest thing in the like, this hasn't happened in a while. This certainly hasn't happened in my lifetime. Someone who already was president is running again.
So we actually can say, like, what happened. And you've got people like Joy Reid coming out. And I don't know how you get crazier than this, but Are you ready for the claims? I don't think you've seen any of these. Videos I love so much. Joy. It's all about joy. It's about joy, like I said, it makes me think that we're going to see a steal simply because the fear tactics have come back. They're not talking about joy anymore.
They're not talking about opium. And what a great change of pace she is. It's like if you elect Donald Trump, it's fascism. It it's death camps. It's all the things that the people in the hard right have been saying too. I like everybody. Breaking out even other elements of as well, like they, their CDC is going to require hospitals to report coronavirus hospitalizations beginning November 1st. And it's going to be up to Xavier Becerra when and how
often that's going to happen. It's going to be daily up until Election Day. And they're going to say, look, it's a could be a pandemic. You, you should probably stay home. Oh, by the way, you can't get your mail in ballots too late for you. But stay home, stay safe. Really. I, I mean, it's your vote is non essential.
And then on top of that, we have planned terrorist attacks because we just took down this guy October 7th coming from Oklahoma. He was plotting attacks of these soft targets, these ballot locations. So the fear porn is out there, be it from Donald Trump's going to put you back in chains and send the military to kill you or just the act of going and voting is dangerous.
Stay home. This is something that brought up in this little clip that we're about to play, and it's something I hadn't realized, but there's a a rash of women in this country which we're going to bag on a little bit. Not the women that listen to this program, but women who are leftist. And they actually don't have a lot of tie to the nation. Like, they didn't have an American upbringing. And Kamala Harris is one of
them. And I keep hammering that home Joe Pags was talking about the other day. He's kind of like, I'd say, like, a friendly acquaintance of both of ours. And he's talking about how she grew up in Canada. And I didn't realize this, but Joy Reid's dad is African. And so she doesn't have the history for all her history of racism and slavery that happens.
African immigrants to the United States do so well here, like shockingly well, to the point where she's making millions of dollars a year and she's going to make this argument. So here she is talking about, like you said, the back in chains argument slash, you're going to be thrown in a camp so that Donald Trump can kill you off.
Here we go. And then the last thing I will say is that if Donald Trump does win, there won't be a Democrats go back and figure out how to get more voters and figure out how to change your positions. There will be camps. There will be Project 2025. There could be arrests of people like Adam Schiff. There could be Nancy Pelosi being hauled off to jail. And if you don't think that that's possible, then you really don't understand that there is
no American exceptionalism. We're just a country like every other country. My father lived under Mobutu Sese Seko. If you ran against Mobutu Sese Seko's party, you went to jail. That happened in my father's lifetime. Maduro is putting people in jail. If on your WhatsApp they find that you're saying things against Maduro, that's happening right now in our neighboring country that wants to invade my mother's country. Diana because they have oil. These are happening in our neighborhood.
There is no, you know, our democracy is much more like a Latin American democracy than it is like England or Germany or any part of Europe. We are a Latin American country. So everything you see happen in Brazil, Venezuela, it all can happen here. So there isn't going to be an opportunity for Vice President Harris to be the bigger party because we will be fighting for our survival as a democracy and some people will be fighting for their actual.
Survival. So I think the question misses the point because if Kamala Harris doesn't win, it's not clear there will be another election. So wait, can can Donald Trump slap? I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message. On the bottom of that, you could have Project 2025, Adam Schiff in jail, Nancy Pelosi under arrest and other people held accountable. That should drive out the vote. Thanks Joy for in kind. Attributes. Also, I'm really into the idea now that I'm a Latin American
country. I didn't know that, but. That's so my kids get scholarships to college now. No, no. All right. You know, Joy Reid, who's so under the thumb of the patriarchal system that we have here, the racist Latin American system, who's went to Harvard and got a film degree, but she's gonna give political commentary on this 'cause she's a really serious person who changes their hairstyle every single day.
It's true, Steve, one of the the fun stories that I threw on here just just out of my own sort of interest other I'll hide you in the back there. The flu shot is going to be different this year. I saw this in NPR and I just thought we'd have to bring it up since you mentioned that we're going to be doing COVID insanity. So that's the the article. A few people want to see it. It's there's nothing to it except saying that the flu shot
is different. And essentially what they've said is that they are going to now withdraw one of the four flu strains that they normally try to inoculate people against. So it's just going to be trivalent instead of quadrivalent. That's the, that's the article here. Because somehow a, a strain of flu was completely eradicated by the weird things that we did during COVID between distancing and the social protocols and all
that mitigation. It actually got rid of one of our strains of the flu that was running around in the world for, I don't know. And they can't find another historical precedent of that happening, which I thought was very interesting. So until it recovers and comes
back as a super flu. Which is what they also mentioned, that there's a possibility that the people who work in these factories might actually reintroduce the thing that has been eradicated and so it could come back because they're messing around with viruses, you know, like Allah
Wuhan stuff. We should probably fund a lab right to go and try to bring this thing back from extinction and then actually make it more viral and more are deadly so that they can then plan to have the vaccine ready to go on that one. That's right. Why not? I mean, at the end of the day, why not? Let's see, I've got another story here that I wanted to just kind of like touch, touch on and then we'll get into the funnies. So we're doing sort of like the
good, the bad and the ugly. This one was very interesting to me. Texas sues a doctor. This is Ken Paxton as the state is suing a doctor and accusing this female doctor of violating their ban on quote, UN quote, gender affirming care, which is to say giving cross sex hormones. A lawsuit was announced by Ken Paxton on Thursday. That's yesterday. It's a Dallas area physician, a woman named Mae Lau. She's provided hormones to over 20 minors in violation of the
Texas ban that took place. That's the allegation. And they're in fact suing. Of course, she's being defended by the ACL U's LGBTQ and HIV project, a thing I wasn't aware of. So the so-called libs are out there trying to sterilize kids and they're terrified that this is a bad thing. She falsified medical records, and she's basically been trying to do all the things you'd expect to sort of get around this band.
My favorite part was here, and I'm going to say doctors should not have to fear being targeted by the government when using their best medical judgment. And politicians like Ken Paxton should not be putting themselves between families and their doctors. What do you think about all that? What does the Doctor Haim think about that? That's exactly right. By the way, this is a UT Southwestern Medical, which used to be a really, really serious organization.
My buddy actually worked there. He's actually a physician at this point, but that was one of his summer jobs is that he was working there. This is the story of the him being the head guy. Just just interesting to me that it's very important that doctors get to do what they think is best you. Mean like prescribing Ivermectin? No, you can't do that. That's actually not a good good point.
That's that's not what we think is what they should do what's best when the government says it's what's best, except when the government says something that they don't agree with. What if the doctor saw Kindergarten Cop and said boys have penises and girls have vaginas? So this boy who thinks he's a girl should probably be told that No, son, you really are a boy and let's get you some help between your ears. Unacceptable.
Absolutely unacceptable. You know what I also found really interesting, and you may not know this medical malpractice, AKA doctors screwing up, which, look, don't get me wrong, you're guessing in a lot of medicine, like for all the diagnostics, they're practicing medicine, they're practicing it, but it's, that's, that's you know, that's kind of like a, a soft dig At the end of the day, you're basically taking a series of symptoms without being able to 100% understand
what's happening and you're going with the most likely answer. And sometimes it's wrong. That was the entire premise of doctor house and that sort of like detective thing. But you are acting like a detective. As a paramedic I used to do in the field, medical malpractice is 1/3 leading cause of death. This was from 2018. It fluctuates between 250 and 400,000 people dying from medical screw ups.
So maybe we just take it down on the on the God complex of saying that doctors always get it right 'cause they screwed up all the time and so do other people underneath their license. You know, pharmacy technicians delivering the wrong dose. There's all these fail safes and stuff like that. Anyway, I think most people probably don't realize it that it's such a high cause of death in the United States. Or they have their best practices that they've now
established, right? You should get the genes used, get your 12th booster. By the way, if unless you're behind, if you don't have your 12th booster, you need to catch up. And the fact that the one of the leading causes of deaths for young adults now in the country has died suddenly, I mean, that couldn't be their fault, right? We just, we just don't know. We can't know these things. Some things are unknowable by the science. They are unknowable, aren't they?
The whole concept of going after, what do you call this, going after doctors for doing cross sex hormones? It brought up something that was kind of fresh to me and. There's a scenario. I just found it this morning on Good Morning America. So Good Morning America is all in on the leftist regime. They're going to normalize
transgender weirdness. I want you to think about the odds and what was happening when you find out that someone has two children and one of them comes out as gay and the other one comes out as trans. And then we're going to run a marathon for men dressed up as women. I'm just going to play you this little clip because it's kind of nauseating. Like I said, I want off the ride if possible. So I'll get your reactions.
You're a runner. This should be like This is the Chicago Marathon. This is my lane man. This is your jam, so tell me if you want to run next to these folks. Welcome to the running for trans kids. You're almost there. If we're going to run this, we're going to run for something bigger than ourselves. Actually talked about your sister Chassie who is 18, She is proud to be transgender and
y'all are so close. And you said to me, mom, I want to do this for Chassie. You're so excited, so happy and so grateful that my lovely mom and brother are running for trans and American cycle. An important part of marathon training is stretching. All the stuff that we have to get ready to pay for Marathon takes a lot and we're very grateful. It is race morning. We are on our way down to the race start.
Really excited, weather looks great, we got all our gear, our families here to support us. Breakfast now, our dad John, sister Chazzie the inspiration. We are about to start. How are you feeling? Live, feeling good, beautiful day. All of the hard work that we've put in these past few months, all the long runs, all the eating blood. Sweat, tears, all in the name of the love for trans non binary people all comes. To fruition today. You got this.
You got this. Hi, we are heading to the finish line and I am starting to get really emotional. Congratulations. All right, that's all I want to see of that. That's enough. There's the dad, there's chazzie who looks like a dude with a wig on. What do you think, Steve? What are the odds of having a gay and also a trans child?
Very high when the matriarch is the member of the worst people on earth, The liberal white suburban woman who will cut off the genitals of her child so she can impress the other moms when she sips mimosas at Sunday brunch. But that wasn't enough, so she had to groom her other child to then be gay so that they could run in a race at a pace that will probably get them there behind when Oprah finishes because she walks the marathon. So just physically unimpressive.
All the blood, sweat and tears, all the eating I saw, there was definitely lots of eating that went on there. You would think if you trained for a marathon, you might have attained some modicum of fitness. So you couldn't even achieve anything objectively good from participating in athletic endeavor. The worst person on earth. There you go. Listen, your poster child. You brought up the matriarchy.
I didn't know when I was going to squeeze this in, but I got a video for you about how to help women that might be experiencing difficulty and it has to do with the matriarchy, so we'll just work it in right now. If you see a woman struggling with a flat tire to help her, pull over and yell go girl boss, then peel out and drive away. Helping her change the flat tire would be considered mansplaining and that would be disrespectful. Welcome to the matriarchy. You know where women don't have
to worry about getting stranded? The kitchen. Follow for more sound advice like this. What do you got? Look, we are told by our society now in the the current misandrist society we have now, it's the opposite of misogyny where they hate men. But we're told that men and women are exactly the same in every respect. They have the same capabilities and they can achieve all the exact same things. Which is exactly why we need to promote only women. The checks, yeah, they're exactly the same.
That's why we have to make a difference. When I was working for the FBI and my final location, my second to last squad, my boss was a military veteran. He was an Academy graduate. He had served 8, maybe 10 years, I think 8 years honorable service. Seems like a regular dude was probably probably the best boss
that I had in the entire FBI. And towards the end of my time there, this must have been, shoot, maybe October, probably like right around the time I'm doing whistleblower stuff and everything started getting really weird and I'm like going to Congress, you know, and I'm telling him I'm not going to take the shots. He called a squad meeting in the bays. So folks are better. You're trying to imagine it's someone standing at like a countertop that is also like a filing cabinet.
There's a bunch of like cubicles that are too deep or 4 deep that are kind of like half circles. And so we've got a couple of those and the whole squad is maybe like, I don't know, 8 or 10 people. And he calls everybody's attention in the office and he said, I wanted to explain something to you. I know I don't owe you this explanation, but I'm going to give it anyway. One of my sons is gay and my other son is now my daughter.
And so if you're confused when you hear me talking about having a son when, you know, at a younger age, but then I'm talking about a daughter that I didn't speak about, one of my sons has transitioned to being my daughter. And I couldn't be, you know, like, and I'm very supportive. And he said there's obviously something wrong with me, but at least my genetic line doesn't sound like it's going to continue, which is probably for the best.
That was something that my boss said in a professional work environment. Have you ever experienced anything like that in your life? I have in the in line of this community, I think I've made reference to it before the intern that we had in Daytona Beach. And I refer to the intern as the intern because I don't make any use of pronouns when it comes to the intern. Because the intern was a female who then showed up one day with blue hair and said the intern said my name is Max and I'm now
a man. And then we all had to use the same restroom as Max. So naturally the FBI brought the intern on as a full time employee. So this is sort of the Legion type of behavior that you're seeing. I guess your boss was probably married to someone who was, again, from the tribe of the worst people on earth who made a point of saying, when you go to work, you're going to give this speech. And this guy who went to the military economy, West Point
didn't have the gonads. He went to a different one. I'm just, I'm, I'm anonymizing him just a little bit. He, he's a nice man. I, I, I'm not mad at him. He did do cowardly things. But at the end of the day, it wasn't West Point, it was one of the other service academies. So he went to a service Academy and still did not have the testicular fortitude. At that point.
I guess he was so defeated he'd watched one of his children castrate themselves at the bequest of the mother, the matriarch, and the other one agreed to be sodomized so that she could be Uber popular at the PTA meetings and Sunday brunch. Yes, I guess I I suppose it is a good thing that his genetic line won't continue because we don't need that sort of beta culture in the foreseeable future. When we are headed to dark times, we need hard men. It's so weird.
That's such a weird instinct, especially he was like the last person you'd guess. I've got another funny female thing. I'm going to ask you this question before we put the video up. I want to know if you can do this. If you're in a race and we're running and I'm in 2nd and you pass me, what position in the race are you? 2nd. OK, hold tight. I'm in 2nd place and you pass me. What place are you in? First?
First place? Yes, I'm in 2nd place and you pass me. How would you be in first place? Because I passed you. I passed you. So I'm in first. I'm in 2nd place though. Congratulations. Now I'm in first 'cause I passed you. I passed you. Are we running? Are we driving? It doesn't matter. I passed you. I'm in first. She's in first. You're not first, you're last. That's a little boss right there. That's that's someone who needs to be elevated to a senior executive service position
within the federal government. Yeah, I'm really glad that I I said that to you and you got it right away because it makes me feel strong about what the argument that I was making. That's very helpful. Before we all right, we're going to, we're going to cut over and we're going to do some politics because that's because we're going to, we're going to, we're going to play back and forth between this line today. Before we do it, let me just say this is probably a, a snack that
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So I was like, I just, I got to I. Couple weeks man, you're just going to be another oak leaf on the branch. I will be an unstredded. You know what my fastest runs are not from working out running. It's from me not eating for a little while or like changing my diet up and then it's like, oh, I just shed a 20 LB weight vest. I can drop like a minute off my
mile which. Is all you need for that negative reinforcement is to put that body vest on and go for a run and be like wow, I do not want to put this weight. On Bro I, I was, I put on my plate carrier the other day so I looked like that guy. And so I've got steel like I run with real armor on too. So it's real level 4 plates, steel plates that I've got. And I let the steel plates cause the ceramic ones, I don't want to like chip them up or
whatever. Then I put on a rock, which is actually just a frame from Mystery Ranch that I actually kept from the pear rescue program when I was in New Mexico back in the day. And I've zip tied 40 lbs of steel plates, which might not be 40 because they came from Chinese. It feels heavy as hell. Then I put a water pack on top of that. And so when I weighed myself, the differential was 62 or 68 point 2 lbs, so just shy of 70 lbs.
And then I went out and did a couple miles and I felt like death and I hated everybody and anybody that's running around that's like 2540, fifty, 60 lbs overweight. If you dropped it, you'll feel like you can fly when you're done. So that's what I'm going to do. And I've done this before. I've I've, I've shed weight by just changing my diet. So it's just a matter of me doing it right. I made my son's run wind sprints on Sunday in preparation for for football season and my 10 year
old puked. So that's a dad victory. I love it when you get to make somebody puke. My buddy and I had this bet when I got out of the military and his question, his thing was, you know, could you put me through a workout that would make me throw up? And I said 100%. And he said, could you do it in under 15 minutes? And I said absolutely. I said if you put out even a little bit towards what I'm going to have you do, you'll be vomiting. And I got him to puke in under 10 minutes.
And we still remember it. It was down on Auditorium Shores, just down on what's called Town Lake in Austin, and I just had him doing like frog jumps and bear crawls and it was brutal. He was like hugging a tree, puking on the ground. And I was so proud. We were both in our 30s, by the way, which is it hurts way more than when you're a kid, I remember. Only a man would ask for that, and only another man would do
it, and you'd high 5 afterwards. Yeah, no, we still like, it's still like one of the great moments. In fact, he's actually moving back to the Austin area and so for a couple of months we're going to be in the same place and I've got a ruck set set up for him and a plate carrier and he doesn't know it, but I'm about to get him. We're going to do some puking together to get ourselves back hard again. For those of you that are falling on the local channel, you kind of know that that's
what we we talked about. It's just fitness is the one thing that you can prepare for free. It's the easiest prep you can do. It's the hardest prep like motivational wise, but it cost you almost nothing to get your fitness in. It's the only test you know the answers do ahead of time. That's a great way of saying that. That's why Steve's my buddy. All right, we're going to move into some arguments that are being made about Donald Trump. There's a guy named Howard Lutnick.
Have you seen him at all? No. He's been out there doing the rounds. He's part of Trump's transition team. He might even be the chairman for Trump's transition team, if my memory serves. And people are trying to bust him on stuff going like, you know, Trump is demanding loyalty of the people who work for him. Would you demand loyalty of people who work for you? Like, that's a gotcha because we
live in the upside down. And he's like, yeah, I do you think you can work at the place you work and not be loyal to the people that pay your checks? Are you out of your damn mind? This is some fun stuff that I grabbed. I had these kind of like sitting. These are quick clips from the week. Just wanted to kind of enjoy them a little bit. So here take take a little taste.
Such the Financial Times, we're going to give people the role based on their capacity, what you're saying here, and their fidelity and loyalty to the policy as well to the man. Is that how you run your company? People have to be loyal to you? Absolutely, absolutely. Imagine working at Cantor Fitzgerald and saying I'm disloyal to our. Let's get, how about all of you look at the screen and say to heck with Mike Bloomberg, let's see how that goes. You'll be like Tata, can they
disagree with you? You must disagree. But that's called challenging conversation. That's what the Oval Office is all about. You bring in five people. I mean, Donald Trump loves conversation. He loves to get all sides of the idea. But then you make your choice and you go where the elected president of the United States of America goes. You go where Mike Bloomberg goes. If you're working Cantor Fitzgerald, you go where Howard Luttner wants you to go.
And anybody who says otherwise, I don't even know what they're talking about. This is like make believe politics, right? You follow the man and you follow after the conversation. It seems pretty straightforward. I used to do this in the military, by the way. It's like, OK, you give advice to the Lieutenant, you give advice to the captain, you tell him what you think, especially if you got more experience. And then it's their decision anyway. Like, and if you don't want to
be there, you can resign. You could do a Steve friend and say, hey, I'm not loyal to your institution because you're garbage. Like that's an option. Or you could just well, for our situation, our loyalty was not to the organization. It was to the overarching oath of office that we took because it was based on a higher principle. That was a constitution, that theory. That's what I swore my allegiance to. I didn't swore allegiance to the
FBI. Certainly not. And it turns out that that like, as long as the thing that's being offered or being ordered is lawful, then you do it, even if it's dumb, which you and I both done dumb things because government or military officers have have kind of like made that requirement. But you can't do illegal things. And that's not what he's arguing anyway. It's just funny that they think that that's a real good gotcha. There's some fun gotcha that have been coming out there.
They're also trying to hammer them on tariffs. And so he was on another program and they're like, tariffs are retarded. Like, what's wrong with you? Like, you think you, you, you think that tariffs are going to work. And he was like, yeah, let me give you some examples. So this is kind of fun, too.
This is These are strong arguments in favor of where we're going, which is that it turns out Democrats don't actually have any good ideas about economies, it seems like, which is why they have the reputation for not understanding how to do good economies, at least in modern history. Maybe they should stop putting dummies out there and of. Course, it's a bargaining chip. We can't sell a Ford or GM in Europe. You go to Europe, you can't sell a Ford or GM. Why?
There's 100% tariffs? How about in Japan? 100% tariffs? So do you think if we said we're going to tariff you the way you tariff us, do you think they're going to allow Mercedes and all these Japanese companies and Porsches and BMWs to all of a sudden have 100% tariffs in America? Of course that they're going to come and negotiate and their tariffs are going to come down. And finally, Ford and General Motors are going to be able to sell in these places. How's that sound?
Of course they're going to come down. Of course, this is just negotiatingly. It absolutely makes sense if you do it strategically. If it's across the board, it creates a real problem. And the question is whether you believe the president is going to do it strategically or across the board. He keeps saying it across the board, yeah, because he doesn't know what he's doing. It's. Economics that makes people's eyes roll in the back of their
head and they pass out, right? Like this is like, this is like having, we're having a football game right now. And what what's going to really be the drives the outcome of it? Like in an election, it's going to be crime, inflation, illegal immigration, the economy, jobs, and you guys are going to talk about tariffs. So it'd be like saying like, well, our football team has a better backup left tackle than yours. Let's talk about some line play.
And you're like, well, I think it's probably going to be dictated a lot more by the starting quarterback and the starting middle linebacker are the guys that are out there for the most of the game. I appreciate that you took it to sports ball and made a call. A solid analogy that I would not be making that analogy. That's why you're here in the morning. But that's it. Apparently, though, the Democrats don't have a great
reputation on this. It's maybe because they field people in front, let's say, really dumb stuff. This is a guy named Charlemagne. He's got a big radio show. I don't say the rest of his his handle because I think it's really offensive and blasphemous. He's he's asking Kamala why the GOP has a reputation for being better with the economy, and you'll be shocked that her answer doesn't make all that much sense to me.
Maybe you can decipher it. I will actually ask you to put on your Kamala Harris translator hat as you listen to this. So OK, here he goes. He just suggested the invisible tie, folks. Steve is in the game, locked on. He's looking in through here for the instant replay of whatever the heck this stuff is for. Some reason the narrative is that the economy does better under Republicans. Why don't people believe that? And why don't Democrats push
back on that narrative more? Well, I, you know, we, I think that part of the issue is that Democrats probably talk about it more in terms of what we are doing for people rather than the economy, when in fact, when you do for people, the economy grows. What? Do you got? I'm just imagining the size of the pumpkin because her grasp of the information is inversely related to the size of the pumpkin.
So I'm thinking her hands must have been like 3 1/2 feet apart because she has no grasp of how to make jobs. But if I was going to put my Kamala Harris hat on, I would say something to the effect now this this is a mistake on our part of of messaging because all I need to do is look back through history and say how under Bill Clinton's leadership in the 90s, how our economy really boomed and exploded.
And then his successor, George W Bush drove this economy into a Great Recession. So this is just factually inaccurate. So we need to be better on our messaging here and let the voters know that under a Democrat leadership that the American, the economy can thrive because we're going to focus on not the billionaires, but the grassroots about the middle class people that are out there busting their hump every single day. We're going to grow this from the middle out.
Stevie, you're very upsetting because you're a better Kamala Harris than Kamala Harris despite not being a woman of color or whatever it is. All right, let's let's move into a fun little contrast that we do. This is going to be, we'll say this is supported by our buddies at Catholic Vote because this is going to be a Catholic roast that is done in New York called the Al Smith Dinner. Let me just do the Catholic Vote thing, folks.
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You don't even have to be a Christian person to appreciate that they have solid. Takes and a non spam based e-mail that's going to get there every morning to kind of give you a taste of what's going on in the world. You can follow their social media at Catholic vote and I encourage that you do so really appreciative that they are out there supporting us. Steve, I've got some of the best some of the best roasting stuff. Here is how it started. Donald Trump let it off with this.
Tradition halls that I'm supposed to tell a few self deprecating jokes this evening, so here it goes. Nope, I've got nothing, I've got nothing, there's nothing to say. I guess I just don't see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me for a hell of a long time and they shoot. What do you got? Where do you rate? What do you rate that one? I mean, that's a solid 8-9 out of 10 just rate cold coming in.
Hey, look, he, he's politics aside, he's a funny human being. He's charismatic and he's cultivated this persona of being having such enormous hubris that when he delivers the lines and in a comedic sense, it just hits like, I always go back to that first debate in 2016 when they came to the end, they said, what's going to be your code name if you're become the president and they the Donald Trump last. And he said humble it just you know how to deliver.
That's solid. Yeah. There's a certain amount of sense of awareness to be able to do that. And you know, it actually is like his version of self deprecation. I feel like is that he does this like false, this fake like super pride. It's it's shtick. And I, I mean, and he's not above actually telling self deprecating humor. I mean, he made reference to his hair at one point where he was like, yeah, I was trying really hard not to have it blow away. I mean, so he's he's just has
that that he used. To be on SNL like he has, because we're going to do an SNL transition here. He was on SNL and he does. Does this one where they have a guy playing him right, being the Donald Trump, and then the actual Donald Trump comes in dressed in a jumpsuit to be the plumber to fix the solid gold faucet.
And then the two of them have this back and forth where real Donald Trump plays like a working man making fun of fake Donald Trump. Which is it, You know, portraying himself, he's got a good sense. This is someone who doesn't have a sense of humor. This is Kamala Harris. This might be one of the most ill advised things. First of all, she didn't show up to the Al Smith dinner. That's a common thing that people do on the presidential campaign.
They stop in there. It's raising money for Children. It's put on by the Catholic Diocese in New York City, which is not amazing because Catholic, the Catholic Charities groups are sketchy at this point. Right now they're working with Ng OS and illegal immigrants and so on. But this is Kamala Harris. She phoned it in. She literally made a taped video, and this is her
submission that was played. It's one of the I'm not even going to be able to get through all of it because it's some of the cringiest things you're ever going to see. But let it be known that the woman who's playing the woman who's playing Mary Catherine is Molly Shannon. And Molly Shannon is a 60 year old woman portraying a Catholic schoolgirl teenager, which is about the cringiest thing you could do. Here we go. Wait a minute. I didn't queue it up, now here.
We go, hey, what's going on? Who was that? Very nice to meet you, Mary Catherine. Right now I'm trying to record my speech for tonight's dinner. Oh, yeah, I know. I just want to say that I'm Catholic, and tonight is one of the biggest dinners next to the Last Supper. It is a very important dinner, and it's an important tradition that I'm so proud to be a part of. Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my fingers under my arms and I smell them like that.
But that's gross. So tell me something. I'm giving a speech. You have some thoughts about what I might say tonight. My feelings about what you should say tonight would be best expressed in a monologue from one of my favorite made for TV series. OK, let's hear it. Don't you see, man? We need a woman to represent us. A woman brings more heart, more compassion, And think how smart she must be to become a top contender in a field dominated by men.
It's time for a woman, bro. And with this, this woman, we can fly. What series was that from? Oh, that's from House of Dragons, now streaming on HBO Max. Is there anything that you think that maybe I shouldn't bring up tonight? Well, don't lie. Thou shalt not bear false witness to thy neighbor. Indeed, especially thy neighbor's election results. Just so you know, there will be a fact checker there tonight. Oh, that's great. Who? Jesus.
And maybe don't say anything negative about Catholics. I would never do that no matter where I was. That would be like criticizing Detroit in Detroit. Does it bother you that that Trump guy insults you all the time? Because it really bothers my friends and me. Oh, Mary Catherine, it's very important to always remember you should never let anyone tell you who you are. You tell them who you are. Haters going to hate, hate, hate. Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off.
It goes on, by the way, there's more to this. Then she gives this like, awful speech that might be the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen to Catholics and just in general to like human beings that have a sense of humor and an IQ over 90. Nothing in there was funny and the setup for it was, hey, how can we not have you talk at all? How can we have a paid professional actress actually deliver the majority of the dialogue here? 60 year old woman pretending to be a 16 year old.
High school, college, you know, Catholic school girl. It's so gross. Dude. It was the IT was the that was the worst SNL skit period. The fact they made it into a movie makes me want to vomit too. And this didn't go well in 2016 because I remember that that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton wound up going to the event. And it was like not it was a catastrophic event because Donald Trump was really angry. He wasn't really comedic about it.
So he doesn't have a perfect track record at attending the event, but he he attended in good faith there. And she basically said, I'm not going to show up because they determined that it would have been bad because she's not capable of delivering a good line. She just doesn't have the chops. I was talking earlier today that I don't like Barack Obama. I detest him as a human. I detest him as the president, disagree with just about everything that he ever stood for.
And then he had this moment though, he was doing some lives address and the at the podium and the seal of the president fell down and people were kind of murmuring and he just said, it's OK, you know who I am. That's a cool move, right? That's charismatic. Kamala Harris is not capable of doing that. Kamala Harris has never told a self deprecating joke in her life. If someone said it to her, her head would explode. She would get indignant, like she was with Bret Baier.
So I think I've got the opening that Jim Gaffigan did, who's a professional comedian, and I don't think he did as well as Donald Trump did even. And I think I was just able to pull this thing up. So give me a SEC. Let me see if this works. Out You know, this has been an interesting presidential campaign. The Democrats have been telling us Trump, Trump's re election is
a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this threat they staged a coup, ousted their democratically elected incumbent and installed Kamala Harris. In other words. All her dreams have come true. Like, not a joke. That's a stump speech that does not seem comedic at all and he's he's a communist at this point. I used to really enjoy Jim Gaffigan because he made non political statements that were just silly.
Used to joke about hot pockets and then he came out as this dyed in the wool communist and I I really lost taste for him entirely after that. People were asking like how he ended up like that, and he was on Rogan about a year ago and Rogan was just dropping bombs on him about stuff, about how bad the government is. And it might have been like a point where he was like, oh, I don't, I don't know anything.
I better go look into this. Oh, it turns out everything is terrible and these people are liars. And so maybe he's just listening to more people that are that are reasonable. Pretty funny. Are you ready for the top five? I'll send it. Dude, this is actually really good. This is peak Donald Trump. If it was based on comedy, if it was just based on if it was just based on Donald Trump's ability to deliver a line that's funny, this crushes it.
Including the fact that he refers to Chuck Schumer, who's sitting right next to him on his left hand side at the table below him. He calls him glum and taps him on the back. It's freaking deadly. So stand by. Here we go. I used to think that Democrats were crazy for saying that men have periods, but then I met Tim Waltz. Well, I'd better wrap up because Mayor Adams told me earlier that I needed to make this one very quick.
Especially the city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from Texas. There's a group called White Dudes for Harris. Have you seen this White Dudes for Harris? Anybody know I, I some of you here White dudes for that? Doesn't sound like it, but I'm not worried about them at all because their wives and their wives lovers are all voting for me. A major issue in this race is childcare and Kamala has put forward a concept of a plan.
A lot of people don't like it. The only piece of advice I would have for her and the event that she wins would be not to let her husband Doug anywhere near the nannies. Just keep them away. That's a nasty one. Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum. Nasty looks glum. It looks glum, but look on the bright side Chuck, considering how woke your party has become, if Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first
woman president. Did he call the Senate Majority Leader a woman after making a cock joke? Yeah, he made a cock joke. He made an illegal alien joke in New York and then he just dropped one and called him glum. But it's. And he called out his own joke, right? Oh, that was a nasty one because he didn't read them ahead of time. Yeah, no, he's just doing these cold. I'm pretty you could tell he like he stumbles through some of the lines. It's not perfect but dude,
absolutely brutal. Look, if this doesn't work out for him, he could probably get a job over at SNL playing himself. Like he did. Yeah. It's good stuff. Let's see, I I've. I've given you the sound woman advice. OK, so we've got two more good jokes. Let's go ahead and go to some serious stuff for one second here. This one. I don't even think you've seen this, but the DOJ has actually charged a former Indian intelligence official in a
foiled assassination plot. I don't know if you've talked about this one yet, but here you go. This is coming out from yesterday. Our DOJ went ahead and indicted a Indian governmental official who's not in America and is still at large. I don't even need to get into it. It was basically an attempt to go kill a Sikh official in New York, a guy who's been leading kind of like a like a Sikh movement, and they don't like it. Why do we keep indicting people that we can't arrest?
The press release had over 1400 words and you only need to know four of them. He this guy remains at large. Because it's cosplay from a national security perspective. It's cosplay from a law enforcement perspective. They hope you do not read beyond the headlines. That's it. They're not serious people. I just, I'm seeing that our chat is telling me that I boosted your audio when I was trying to bring up Jim Gaffigan's audio. So you were just blasting at people at full volume.
So for. Those well, I'm really passionate about dunking on the FBI, so. Yeah, that's correct. Forgive me. So, so that's one of them. And then we've got in something that you and I have been sitting on. I know you guys covered it over on AMRAD. So folks, you can find the American Radicals podcast. It's at Amradpod on Twitter and it's rumble.com/amradpod. So check that out. But how about this guy, U.S.
Army soldier, 14 years in prison, attempting to assist ISIS to contact a deadly ambush on U.S. troops. Cole Gonzales AKA What's his other name? Why does he have two names? Cole Bridges. Lay it out for people. This is probably one of the most egregious examples of FBI entrapment that I've seen since I've been monitoring this over the last couple of years.
He's 24 years old now. This started in 2019 when he was 19. Now, giving the FBI the benefit of the doubt that they didn't start grooming him before he turned 18, which I think they probably did, he had some ISIS sympathies at the age of 19 in 2019 when ISIS wasn't a thing. Because he's a retard. He's a vulnerable person who thinks that ISIS is a thing because that's the only terrorist organization he's ever seen in his short adult life.
So the FBI identified that and then facilitated him and encouraged him with an informant to join the US Army. Now the US Army would have to do a background check. The FBI would have to red flag and say, hey, look, we got some sort of assessment. So they either withheld that from the DoD or they colluded with the DoD to make sure that he got into the Army, went to boot camp, went to training where he sounded live ammunition and could have actually shot a soldier. And then did all that.
So that a year or so later they could introduce the online undercover employee who he then had such illusions and delusions of grandeur that he was telling him about places he could attack in New York, even though he wasn't from New York, didn't know anything about New York. Play ways that he could take down Special Forces even though he wasn't a member of Special Forces. Sending this information to purported members of ISIS because they weren't members of
ISIS. It was all invented by the FBI. And then they could bring down these charges in 2024 after six fiscal years of keeping an open ISIS investigation, when all of this could have been resolved in a way that I resolved my ISIS investigation. And that was going to the person early on and saying you're at a fork in the road. You could choose to go dark. You could choose to choose the
right option. I'm not telling you how to do that, but I'm telling you is I'm a consequence if you choose wrong because I actually care about you. I want good things for you, which is what you're supposed to do if you work in law enforcement. But the FBI doesn't do that. They just viewed this retard as someone who they could use as an opportunity as a target to boost their terrorism stats. So that guy when he was talking to the FBICHSI think he said something like this?
I'm kind of retarded. And then after six years, the FBI got to do the thing that they always love to do. This is why we have it on the sound board. Here's this, what it sounds like, this what it used to sound like when they would call up my team. We got one. They lose their minds and then they go and they grab this dude. So he was arrested. He pled guilty because they had him dead to rights.
And now he's going to serve 14 years and I'm sure he'll come out and be much more likely to love America when he's a almost 40 year old man who's just done 14 years in prison for terrorism charges that he never had the possibility to actually do. We're just dealing with, it's so bad, dude. It's so this is this is how it works out. We just keep bringing in these people that low IQ, no friends.
This is the playbook. And we've told you guys that anybody who knows how to recognize it, they know what it is. It's so dark, the fact that you're a mandated first reporter, so let's say he was emotionally disturbed. You're supposed to bring that, but you saw you thought, Oh no, we got one fresh meat. We got one on the hook and let's keep it going for six years so that we can keep checking the box on that ISIS case that you
have there. They don't view the people as their customers, as the citizens who they theoretically swore an oath to protect and defend against fraud and force and potentially terrorism. They just view them as an opportunity. Are you dumb enough? Are you indigent enough? Are you lonely enough? Because that's something that we want to exploit. And that's just against everything that relates to the heritage of civic service, of law enforcement, of just generally just being a good person.
It's fundamentally evil. And the people who did this out of the FBI Cleveland office deserve to not only lose their clearances and their jobs, they probably deserve themselves to be locked up, but at the very least have their families disown them, wind up penniless and indigent and vulnerable. Oh, like they could be suspendables without having any of the character. Let's let's briefly touch on the 30 for 30 piece that you had published in the Blaze folks.
You can find it in my social media feed. You can find it in Steve's social media feed. You can find it in Steve Baker's social media feed. You probably can find it in all the suspendables media feeds. Let's talk about briefly since for those people that didn't listen to us in the call in show last night, 30 for 30 and then I got a clip that's going to be able to properly sort of layout the the case for 30 by 30. Go ahead. A 30 by 30 is the initiative that is taking law enforcement
by storm around the country. The FBI, the DOJ, all arms of the DOJ are all in on it departed Homeland Security. The initiative is we're going to get to 30% female leadership in law enforcement by 20-30, but it's basically cloaking cultural Marxism under the guise of female empowerment. And it's looking at things like physical fitness tests are discriminatory, grooming standards are discriminatory, jobs knowledge tests are discriminatory.
And we have to eradicate white culture from law enforcement and white culture parenthetically, meaning being polite, embracing English common law, setting goals, being prompt. You know, those qualities that you just want to be a functional human being because what it's done is it's taking the priorities and inverting them. So your priority should be
public safety. You want to present the best possible law enforcement agency to ensure that the public is safe within the confines of law in the Constitution. But instead we're going to prioritize immutable characteristics like the genitals wagon between your legs because we're doing social experimentation.
And as a result of that, your product, law enforcement, public safety will suffer because the government sees public safety as something that is non essential compared to when they can advance that political narrative under the guise of we're just girl bossing it up. Folks, go read the article. It's worth seeing some of the the specific instances, including the things that inspired it.
Some of the stuff that inspired that was the the female disaster areas that were running around on July the 13th in Butler, PA. Hans Kim is a comedian that I found a clip of. He has a slightly less reverent take than Steve Friend did. A little bit less academic, but still funny. Still shaking off the think take fellow vibes. It's it's no big deal. That's why we have comedians, professionals, not just Donald Trump, giving us the good time. Here's something that I found amusing.
I will, I will bring this home with something that is pro ladies because we do love women, especially the kind of women that we are married to, the kind of women that are in our camp. They're indispensable. This guy's got, I think he's trying to get in cell comments. Very funny stuff. Enjoy the comedic stylings of Hans Kim. This one is not appropriate for work just now. You've been warned. Probably not your kids either. I can't believe there's a woman running for president right now.
Is this a circus? They just got the right to vote. Now they want to run the whole thing. Not on my watch, Kamala. More like a blah, blah. What is this streaking about? But yeah, I don't, I don't think anyone wants to hear women talk. I think we just want to, no, seriously, I think we just want to hear the air moving around their tits, personally. But they're racist to Asian guys. Women want a strong, confident American man that's going to attack Iraq twice for no reason.
They don't want a cunning, careful Asian boy that's going to pick the right harbor. Thank you. Wow. Way to get the show started Hans Kim very woman hating set. Are you trying to win over all the in cells in your Instagram comments right now? In cells. I've never heard anybody cheer for in cells like that, which by the way, is a a domestic threat that the FBI actually investigates I'm. Saying maybe that is all the encouragement they need to
choose the right path. Just a nice nice laugh or two. As opposed to being introduced to a informant who grooms them from the age of 17 to join the army and then do a terrorism. Yeah, maybe, maybe a little bit of comedy instead of somebody with a 60 year old woman pretending to be a Catholic schoolgirl would be better. All right, we're wrapping this thing up. It's been a, it's been an interesting week. It's been a short week, but it feels like it's been really long to me.
So maybe that's just on my end of things. But I'm exhausted. And therefore, sometimes one of the things that we talk about Steve in the background is that some of these people need to pay the ultimate price. That means generating a problem that needs to be disposed of. Would you agree? Yes, a Val.
And if you're going to, if you're going to be in a marriage where you might be considering solving problems in the final way, the Joy Reid style, putting people in camps and getting rid of them or whatever, you really want a woman that's in your corner. And this is a little bit about how to choose the right women. Men, this is for you. Women be this lady. This is what we're looking for. I also appreciate you as kind of a foreign accent.
So I feel like this will hit you guys just a little bit differently. Enjoy. If I killed somebody, would you turn me in? What's wrong? Let's go for a drive. OK. What's going on? You smoke somebody? What? Where's the body? There is no body. OK. Did you take it to the city dump or the swamp by the train tracks? Neither. Oh, please don't tell me you buried the damn thing. I didn't kill anybody. And it's very disturbing that you know where to hide bodies.
I was just asking a general question. Oh, just joking. Did I answer your question? Yeah. I don't know why I like that so much. I like that she finished up with a very serious Did I answer your? Question sounds like my wife. She's yeah, she's willing to solve problems with you. She's she's got the ex fill ready. We got dump packs every place all throughout the swamps of Florida. We're ready to go. Florida's got some good options. That's a definite true Louisiana.
Also, all of you that have water that's deep, you got options. Pig farms in Idaho. Yeah. The chat is now running through all the options of disposing of a body. Thanks, you freaking derelicts. We got nothing. We got nothing but savages that listen to the program. But so be it. If you need one in, the chat is only available to talk Monday through Friday 8:00 to 5:00, just so you know. Playbooks in effect. Yeah, you're, you're being groomed, Steve. I'm going to throw you full
screen. I want you to tell people what you got coming up for AMRAD over the weekend. We're going to have the triumphant return of GOB. Actual Gerardo Boyle is coming back. He missed Thursday because he was in Washington, DC at the Ivory City dealing with his appeal. And we're going to do an after action on that experience. And then as well, just talk about some of the crazy court decisions that are coming out. So it should be a good time.
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We'll give them. That's what the College Show is all about over on on Locals. But hope you have a great weekend man. Thank you, you too. See you back here. All right, sounds good. All right folks, that's going to be it for us today. Let me just give you a quick reminder. Things are getting weird out there. So if you guys want to support our program and you're also looking for a way to improve the capabilities of your personal carry Glocks, check out my friends over at Shield arms.
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