Take a look behind the curtain with the real whistleblower in American Patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because this programme has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Serif. Yeah, here I am. Welcome to the Kyle Surfing Show, my friends. It is Friday and it's the 1st of December. We are beginning a new month. It is Advent.
My kids got to open their Advent calendars, which means they're eating chocolate very early in the day. That's always terrible. Terrible decision as a parent. But that's where we're at. Because the coming birth of Christ means you change up the protocol just a little bit. Just a little bit. It's been a weird week. Is it just me? Has it been really strange out there? Y'all has it just been strange on every level? We're getting breaking news left and right. We got bad news, we got good
news we've got. Unknown news. We've got the ridiculous sort of things happening all over the country. I guess it's what we would say that time of year in some ways, right? It's beginning to look a lot like insanity. So many people lose their minds over the holidays. Some good news, bad news. But the best thing for me is that Steve friend happens to be on the road. So I'm going to have a a little bit of a stand in and who better to stand in than my friend Garrido Boyle.
He's going to be joining us in just one second for our friendly Friday phone a friend because our normal friendly Friday guest is unavailable. I think he's being held captive by United Airlines. I just want you guys to know lest you be worried about. His condition?
He is being treated well. They are keeping the cabin temperatures 1° higher than normal, so he is not shaking, his lips are not blue, and they have given him exactly 1 almond for each flight, so he should be well, well fed as he travels across this country in this sort of silly way. Let's let's talk a little thanks to our sponsors first and then we're going to jump into some of today's topics which are full of weirdness and silliness will bring you into the weekend with
good cheer. So first of all, we want to say thanks to our friends over at 4 Patriots. The number four patriots.com/kyle. That's pretty easy, Kyle. That's the promo code we use. The number four patriots.com/kyle. Then that's how you get to this website full of survival capabilities. There are survival foods. There are survival gears. There are survival gadgets. There are my favourite lemon bars, which Ryan seems to be hovering over. Do you guys ever eat these?
If you go on a hike, I'll tell you what they're actually really good for. Just like hiking foods, you never know. You want to just throw them in your pack, let them staying, hang out in there, and then when you start getting kind of grumpy, when you start feeling a little Steve. And like where you're like, oh, I'm on mile #12 of this normal run that I do, but I refuse to
eat because I'm that guy. I've just got this little this little handy thing my buddy used to talk about the the the cookie bars or the what do they call the Hoya bars I think is what they call them or the hookah bars in the MRE. He would keep them, he would store them in his MRE pack and whenever he was feeling pretty bad about how long he was running or how heavy his pack was and he was attacked, pee. By the way, who we have one of our favourite tack piece sitting
in the the live chat right now. My buddy Nick would tell me that he would just take a knee and he would hydrate just a little bit and you'd have a little pity party. It's a little pity party for himself with something sweet, whether it's the lemon bar or whether you have like some real hearty foods and then you get that spirit right back up and you're ready to just trudge back on. That's why they always say it's survival school, that you can't
go 3 seconds without hope. It's actually the biggest thing. And the way that I feel hopeful is having a plan for some food. Because calories, they really do make the miserable experience less miserable. Someone who knows a little bit about misery and having to do hard things and eat. MRE's is my friend Garrett Oboyle at GOB Actual. Garrett, welcome to our show for this friendly Friday. Known a friend moment. Thanks for having me back. I'm glad to be here. I like that you turned the the
room around. It looks good. I think that we did some good work last night getting that squared away. I agree it's a. It's a much more pleasant view instead of just looking like I was painted into some blue foam. So do you have the? Yeah. Do you have a favourite MRE? Was there an MRE that you were like? I actually look forward to this one.
Which one was? It I do, I do So a few years into my army days they had a a menu change or or something like that and the people who make the MRE's came out with some new ones and it was the chicken and pesto or pesto with chicken. I forget the exact name and I forget the number. But it was the best. I loved it. I loved it whenever I got that. One pasta ones were never really terrible. Except veggie lasagna. I always thought that was awful. Yeah.
And and and the omelette? What was the omelette? One veggie omelette. OHP that thing was. Disgusting. I'd rather go hungry. Yep, Yep. If I got that one, I I usually wouldn't. I wouldn't eat the omelette portion. At least it was. It was gross. Right. That was a cast off and then you just sort of like stripped it for whatever was valuable in there that whatever sort of
treats or whatever. The peanut butter was about the only good thing in that one if I. Remember, just put the hot sauce in your eyes so you didn't have to think about eating the omelette. There's nothing. There's nothing worse than an omelette that'll stay decent and edible for 25. Years. Yeah, Package it was. It was like plastic, you know, It was like rubber. Like what is this thing? Yeah, it doesn't look like an omelette. It doesn't taste like an
omelette. They tell you it's an omelette, but you know they're lying to you and they're into that sort of thing. We're going to talk about some of the things. Let's promote your sweatshop. How's the sweatshop business going? Oh man, you guys are keeping me busy. It is. It is. Business is booming. The sweat shop. I'm pretty sure the the walls are sweating even as we speak. Which one? Which one are you wearing right now? What you got on?
Oh, I have the I did. I did just have the suspendable or dye shirt on. But it's it's cold, man, it's cold and nine of us. So I threw on the Sherpa hoodie, The thick one. Show people the Can you flip it? Out. So it's just got the the badge, but you can get it in a couple couple different options. It's got like a thick like lined hood, very warm. It's probably going to end up being essentially my winter coat this year because I've already, I've already put it to the test
a little bit. No wind gets through this thing, so. I'm a big fan of it. That's solid. Alright, so they can check that out there. It's the Dash suspendable.com folks. The Dash suspendable.com What's my promo code? Get them anything? 10% they say, 10% if they if they take out Does anyone not use the promo code? Occasionally there's there's people who don't use the promo code, so I don't. Know I didn't use the code. Paul, thanks Ryan. I appreciate the extra 10% to be honest.
Thank you buddy. You don't have to use the promo code folks, but if you want to. You can. You want, Yes. Because we understand it. Yeah. And honestly, by all means use it because whatever I mean. That's what we made. Yeah, yeah. And then I'm wearing I'm wearing the last line strength right now with the red line, right. So you've got the whole you've got the whole suite.
So folks, if you want one of these last line strength by the way, if you wear this shirt in public, people will come and tell you that you've never met that your complete strangers that be like that's a bad ass, shared. Man, I've gotten that multiple Times Now from just strange dudes who look like they're part of our tribe. They literally walk up and I've had the blue. I've had the green line and now I have the red line. The red line generally speaking is firefighters and I was a
paramedic. So I'm going to, I'm going to just kind of latch on to the firefighter EMS world with that and I think that's I don't think any firefighters will hold that against me. But the red line is available for you if you want to do that one. And then my absolute favourite is still the last line sub stack logo with the rifle with the quill because I think it confuses people and I'm 100% behind confusing people.
You can do the the night version like that which looks like I've actually got a really good picture of you for you Ryan. God, I need to take a deep breath. I've got a good picture for you, Garrett. Of that night vision looking shirt with my night vision goggles sitting on top of the helmet. So I will send that for your for your website. It actually does look, really. Cool. All right, let's let's, let's dig into some topics today,
folks. The Dash, expendables.com. You guys know the store is you're keeping busy. Keep doing so. We appreciate that. Let's do the first thing here, which I thought was pretty wild. Topic number one was, why would you even want to keep the tapes? I'm going to read some stuff from you from this and then Gary, I'll get your reaction. It's pretty straightforward. Pull it over here to my screen. This is a reporting by John Solomon who is a friend of our show and actually texted.
He actually text me his stories directly. This is a guy who has a million followers on Twitter, but he personally notifies me when he has a story like this. I don't know why I love that so much, but there's something very weird about the world that we've entered GOB where people that are in this sort of very high profile thing. He's probably one of the best investigative reporters in the country. Used to work for Fox, now runs just thenews.com, his own outfit.
And this article is entitled. Rep Loudermilk confirms that all January 6 Committee Depositions All the videotapes. They're gone. O Loudermilk, the Republican from Georgia, says that the taped depositions of all January 6 star witness Cassidy Hutchinson and all the other testifiers from the original J6 committee, they're gone. They're missing, Loudermilk says. I wrote a letter to Bernie Thompson, who we covered earlier
this week. We are talking to Sonia Lobosco, famously, who said that all of the J. Sixers were white supremacists and domestic terrorists. Said I'm asking them and and he confirmed that they did not preserve the tapes. They didn't feel like they needed to, But according to the house rules, you have to preserve any data and any information and documents that
are used. In an official proceeding, that's there's not much more to the story other than I would love for your reflection, Garrett. Imagine you were doing an investigation whether it was a a local investigation or whether you're a federal investigation and and then you were like, yeah, I did some interviews, but I just, I just threw them out. I didn't like them. I don't want, I don't want to provide that. Imagine sort of the problems you would have with that.
You want to tell people what look. Like, yeah, it's so it's so mind boggling to anyone who understands evidence preservation like. When when I read that, I I I'm, it's coming out right now. I'm flabbergasted by it when I when I just think of my background as a cop and then as an FBI agent. I'm looking at it like this. They destroyed evidence. That's what they did. I mean, it's the stuff with this, with with this, January 6th.
Incident and you know we've talked about it before obviously there was it was not a good day but what the the fallout in the last few years of what has transpired and what they're doing to these people. You know you had Sanya on talking about the quad essays and all the all these J Sixers being followed around and and now this the evidence that's what that's what I taped the interview is it's evidence and it's gone. I mean, are you kidding me like?
The FBI, my PD, you have like evidence vaults because it's such a serious matter. It's such a serious endeavour to preserve evidence because last I checked, I know it's not really getting applied. But last I checked we still had a Bill of Rights in this country. And in accordance with that Bill of Rights, you are supposed to have the opportunity to face your accuser. And part of that includes witness testimony and now all of these tapes are gone. I mean, dude, like, it's just
it's so mind boggling. And the other part of it that stands out a lot for me is they don't even care. They don't even try to cover it up in a good way. It's just like they just do whatever they want and they know they can get away with it. And you know what? What are we the the people supposed to do? They, you know, they, they don't care. They don't care about us. They don't care about January 6th defendants. They don't care about preserving evidence. They don't care about the truth.
What will be the consequences you think, for destroying these tapes? Absolutely nothing. And let me let me read. Because you are correct. And I want people to understand when we say these things, we're not just making it up that you have a right to face your accuser in this country. Amendment 6 to the United States Constitution. This is the 6th amendment in the Bill of Rights. It's halfway down there.
It says in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial. That's number one, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed. Which district shall be shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and the cause of the accusation, to be confronted with the witnesses.
Against him. To have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favour and to have the assistance of counsel for his defence. That's it. That's what it is. You have a right to face your accusers. You have a right to to be confronted with the witnesses against you. And in theory, that would mean that they would have to preserve those witness testimonies which are coming against you. I guess Congress just likes to
do their own thing. And in order to to further validate that, we have another story that comes exactly from the same people because they're they're really digging down on this. And I think it's worth your time. So we'll do it again on this. The second story coming out of out of just thenews.com. Again, John Solomon. It says Democrats star witness Cassidy Hutchinson. Now remember, she made the case.
That Donald Trump was a crazy person on January 6th and then was massively refuted by basically everyone. It says normally that revisions to depositions and transcribe interviews involve fixing typographical errors. Cassidy Hutchinson made major changes to the substance of her earlier January 6th testimony that legal experts say is
entirely new testimony. That's a real big problem since three months after she testified as the Democrats star witness in the January 6th Congressional hearings, former Trump aide Cassie Hutchinson submitted significant changes to the statements and information that she provided in transcribed interviews to the USA. Of representatives. Dating to February of 2022, according to this sheet that was reviewed by Just The News. John Solomon has outstanding
sourcing, by the way. Having talked to him, I've brought stories to him and he's been able to go and substantiate it with his own sources all over DOJ and FBI and so on. He's very, very good. He's been doing this a long
time. It says there's a 15 page long air at errata statement, rather uncovered recently by again Barry Loudermilk, which includes significant changes to Hutchinson's account of key events at the Capitol riot drama, including what Secret Service vehicles transported Donald Trump. To the J 6/20/21 rally, whether or not there were guns at the Washington DC rally that preceded the riot, and what she knew about a meeting where hang Mike Pence chance were allegedly being chanted.
She just completely changed all of her testimony. You want to talk about Garrett sort of the danger of having a witness that says one thing and then later on says something completely different. Yeah, I would like to talk about that Kyle and 1st. I didn't mean to key it up that way, but but there you are go. For it, I'm pretty fired up about this one. And and 1st I want to say, will the real so-called Congresswoman, Stacey Plaskett
please stand up because. As we all remember, I have charges of perjury and obstruction looming over my head because they say that I lied in my testimony to Congress. Well, I. Did what was the what was the lie that they accused you of? They claimed that I had gone to the media before I testified. Congressman Gates asked me a question along those lines and I said, Nope, I didn't do that and. That was true then. It's still true today. But those charges were still.
It inferred to DOJ by Plaskett and Nadler. And guess what? Guess what else, Kyle? Guess who didn't change any of their testimony? Me. And I'm quite certain that Marcus and Steve didn't either. Can we, can we, can we just say this on the show, which I don't know if we've said it, but you and I have reviewed affidavits. To the effect that the thing that they've accused you of has been admitted to by another person. Is that correct?
Yeah, that, that's. I mean, that's how I take it because they based their referral, their criminal referral, off of sworn testimony by our good friend Jennifer Moore, who retired the very next day. And then we had a whistleblower come out and say that they actually had confirmed the opposite of what Jennifer Moore said. She likely committed perjury under oath in front of Congress. No charges, no referral for
that. They referred you for something and we've seen not just the whistleblower but additional. Affidavit stating that the thing that they accused you of was done by somebody else because that person owned it and acknowledged it and that's in possession of of attorneys that we know. And that they knew before I was even suspended that it didn't do what they claimed they did. Right. But here we are and Fast forward a few months. And then they accused me of
doing what Miss Hutchinson did. And so think of that you you're sworn in to testify and she gives a testimony and then with in the next ensuing months, she says. Actually, I would like to make some corrections to my to my testimony. I may not have been completely honest when I was trying to get a book deal and I testifying, and so I'm gonna try to redo this. I know that you guys think I look like Christine Blasey Ford, but that's just because I am Christine Blasey Ford.
I actually am the same person. I'm a time traveller. Is it possible? Is his Cassidy Hutchinson possibly a time travelling version of Christine Blasey Ford that just pops up like that guy from Hamas that was both dead and then like an insurgent and then like hanging out in Qatar? Do you know I'm talking about Ryan? What's that guy's name? I don't. I've seen some of these time traveller photos and whatnot that that people dive into and it is possible.
Kyle, here's my favourite answer when whenever a lawyer would ask me a question, I would say or this is my favourite answer because, you know, they always say isn't it possible that fill in the blank XY and Z and I would always say anything is possible because yeah, OK. Because you because you believe in God, which means you believe that there is a Supreme Being that could make things happen whether or not you think they should. Exactly. You know what the fun thing about that is, though?
It. But it doesn't. Make it probable, right? Right. But OK, so hold on. You know this is a perfect segue, because I didn't know you going to say that. And and since you did, let's move to Video 4 just for fun things about possibilities. Let's play this. This is one of your favourite guys. You didn't know I was gonna play this either. But Ryan, will you run video #4, the conspiracy theorist who has accused Garrett Boyle of things? You have no idea.
You know hard drives. Are you suggesting the New York Post participating in a conspiracy to construct the contents of the Hunter Biden laptop? OHP Dan. Play that one more time. Play one more time. This is, This is Dan Goldman. He's a representative from New York who has not credibly accused Garrido Boyle of lying because he's just a dickhead and
we don't like him. And I'm just going to call out as it is. And he is now in an arguing match with with Michael Shellenberger, who is far smarter than he is. And for me, the the tweet that I had about this was basically Dan Goldman should stick to arguing with Happy Gilmore. Like that's kind of the level of intelligence that he brings to this sort of discussion. He shouldn't deal with people that are intelligent. That actually know what's going on.
But sure, it is play one more time just so people can get a grasp. He's accusing essentially the New York Post, saying that it's possible it's possible that Rudy Giuliani and the Russians created the Hunter Biden laptop. Nothing they did, but it's possible that they did and that's what he wants to put on the record. This is his contention. Go ahead, play one more. You have no idea. You know hard drives can be
manipulated. Are you suggesting the New York Post participating in a conspiracy to construct the contents of the Hunter vinyl laptop? No, Sir. The problem is that hard drives can be manipulated by Rudy Giuliani or Rush. What's the evidence of the napkins? Well, there is actual evidence of it, but the point is, it's no evidence. So you're engaging in a conspiracy? Glad. You're engaging in conspiracy theory.
Go. Ahead. Yeah. I really appreciate Michael Shellenberger's response right there. Oh, so you're engaging in a conspiracy? Because he's smarter than him. He He is Dan Goldman. He's out of his depth. He always has been.
I mean, think of it. He was out of his depth with a knuckle dragger from Wisconsin. So because that that's that's that great like someone made like a a video meme of you like where they dropped the Snoop Dogg glasses on you in the cigar because they're like, they're like isn't it possible And you're like, but it's not probable. And it's like. Because he has no idea what he's doing out there, I guess. And think think of this just
just his IQ or I don't know. I don't know what you want to call it. His silver spoon maybe plays a role but he he he bought his seat at that table and he gets up there and loves to accuse people he doesn't like, doesn't care for. And this is this is a problem I've been thinking about lately in this country whether you're a Democrat or a Republican once once you get elected you're supposed to still represent everybody in your district or or whatever. And that's not what's happening.
And and and I'll say that on that's on both sides. That's true. Let me let me tell you what what George Hill says about Dan Goldman. He said he was born on third base and he thinks he hit a triple. That's great. I mean, that's the cleanest way of saying that. Once you hear it, you can never unhear that a man born on third base who believes he hit a triple. Yeah. And that's absolutely the case
there. You, you know, I think you saw it when when we testified, I think you saw it yesterday. Was it yesterday when they testified. And it's, it's, it's really disheartening and kind of kind of disturbing to see where we're at, where these, these politicians, these elected officials, just attack, just attack these witnesses. Because there's absolutely no. Repercussions for whatever they say, no matter how false it may be. Right? And think and think of that clip you just played.
Michael Schellenberger has done far more investigation into these topics than Dan Goldman has even ever sniffed. And Dan Goldman has the gall to sit up there and and say there's evidence that Rudy Giuliani manipulated the hard drive. Where? Give me a. Break, he said. There's evidence, So that's it. That's right. And that's and that is what will stick for a lot of people. Well, Dan Goldman said there was evidence and it's like he's. I did.
I did Joe Pags. I was at Joe Pags show yesterday that was that was talking about this. I think so. It's the same thing as when Devin Archer came in and said, yeah, we were selling access and influence to Joe Biden. That's what me and Hunter Biden did. And then he and then Dan comes out and he was like they were selling the appearance of access. They didn't actually have access, even though it was the son of the president or the son
of the vice president. Like, you don't think that Hunter Biden had access to his dad. He certainly had access to get him places. He got him on phone calls. That's pretty well evident. But the idea that he's going to reframe it that they were selling the appearance of instead of the actual thing. They're just liars. They're dishonest human beings.
And someone said in the chat, I it went past, it went too far past me, but said that Dick head is too nice of a way to describe him, that I'm being gentle on him and perhaps I am. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? Yeah, but he is there. Yeah. Like, yeah, man, in my In the quiet moments of my heart, I I cursed Dan Goldman and. You know, I heard it here first, I'm sure. I'm sure, you know, I'll have to
account for some of that. Some of it is probably not righteous anger, but but man, and it's not just him. It's it's him and his ilk. And it's, it's sad and disappointed that that's where we're at as a nation where people like this get elected to office. And I mean, we know it's it's, it's public knowledge that he spent a substantial amount, millions of his own. Wealth. I think it was like $4 million. And then he threw himself a parade for winning.
Which is yeah, it's like, it's like, OK, but hey, you, Steve Frank and Gerard Boyle are bought and paid for by Cash Patel. Don't ever forget. For 5000 dollars at Christmas time. Yeah luckily the people who have been buying the T-shirts and going out there have already made up for that that $5000 one time payment and they have done better than that. So now you are bought and paid for by the sustentables army, the the, the, self, proclaimed Sarah fans.
Which, but it's it's quite the grift, isn't it just, hey, I'm gonna. I'm gonna make T-shirts in in my sweatshop basement. Gonna go scrape out T shirts at 20 or $30 apiece instead of my 6 figure federal job. For those of you who are in the chat that know that, call yourself Sarah fans. Which by the way is one of the weirdest moments of my life that is hands down one of the strangest things that I've experienced in the almost 42 years that have been on this planet.
I shared it with Dan Bongino the other day. I told him that you guys do that. He refers to his live chat as the Bongino Army. I think that's fine. There's a lot of them. But I told. I told Dan. About the Sarah fans thing that you guys have adopted that I have not asked for. I don't know where it came from, Which one of you characters decided to create it? But whoever did, I told Dan and then I said, Dan, I feel like I'm that that kid David at the dentist.
Do you remember that viral video of that little kid who was like he was high on nitrous oxide and they pulled a tooth or something? It was called David at the dentist. If you guys want to go back and find it, it's an old, old video, very funny. And he's like, is this real, this forever? He's just confused. He's sitting in the back seat and the dad is, you know, abusing him by taking a video of him. That's sometimes how I feel. I wake up and I look around. I'm like, is this is this
forever? This is what happened. What are we doing here? Is this my new life? And it is Speaking of people that have entered my new life and I want to go ahead and handle this. You want talk about a grift? Let's just upset some people today. Are you OK with that, Garrett? I'm good with that. OK. It's Friday. Why not? Let's topple some apple carts. Will you bring up a topic #4, please? And I entitled this topic. I'm just sick of Tariq Johnson. I'm sick of him and I'm going to
say it loudly. And I'm going to say it. Obviously there's way too much text for most of you guys to read on this particular screen, but allow me. Tarick Johnson is a former Capitol Police officer. He's the guy that wore the MAGA hat. He was a Lieutenant and he was removed from his job and I was very sympathetic to his story because his story is actually pretty tough. But I'm gonna go ahead and give
you some more. First of all, Tariq Johnson, You guys know him because he went on Tucker Carlson and he had the bombshell revealed that he lost his job for wearing a MAGA hat. But he put on the MAGA hat basically because he was a Biden voter and he didn't want to get beat up. And so the MAGA hat, like, allowed him to go do his job and he helped rescue members of Congress. Alright, whatever. He says update it says had 1.4 million views on Twitter right now.
He updated this yesterday update. I spoke to my lawyer and I told him what my plans are as it relates to releasing information on X about the January 6 setup and the cover up that ensued after. I wanted to see if there were any legal ramifications I'd be facing when I do, and he stated that he didn't see any. And if something arose, we would deal with it together. So it's a go, 11 exclamation points like a 13 year old girl. With that said, OK, so it's a go guys, it's a go.
The information is going to get released, The cracking is coming. With that said, I ask everyone for patience as I'm going to have to do this the right way and I'm going to make another post before I upload a 12 hour
radio run to my page. And additionally, I'm not a tech person so I'm going to have to find out how to learn how to load large documents and audio files to my computer on X. And so I'm going to need a little more time and then I'm going to have to work in the middle of all this. And I'm also dealing with some family stuff at the same time.
But you have my word that everything will be done by next week, so hopefully by Wednesday. Some worry that something may happen to me prior to releasing information. You can rest easy Tom Fitton, that Judicial Watch has the info. So does my attorney. Also Steve Baker, who you guys know from our show who all of you should be following, has permission to receive the info and do whatever he believes is best with that info. And the unlikely event that I disappear now we're doing
conspiracies for real. Please know that I'm fighting for everyone that was aggrieved from the events of January 6th and unity in our country. And I'm not doing this for any financial gain now or in the future, but for some reasons that I listed above, because I serve God and I'm a lion and I'm going to protect my Cubs. I don't know who the Cubs are, I guess where the Cubs in this case. Everyone in the January 6th community should know that they
were set up in battle. Derrick Johnson, former Lieutenant, United States Capital. Please let me just say this very, very clearly to people. Telling the truth is free. It costs you nothing. It costs $0.00 to do it. Now, there may be something that comes on that you take on as the consequences of being someone righteous who says things that are true. If you have the flippant, cracking man, you've been in the
public for over a year. At this point, you have been a public figure and people have known of your existence for over a year. So come forward with it. Ryan and I were joking just before we got started.
It's like release the Kraken. Well first the Kraken must be well fed and he must be he must be kept in a nice accommodations he requires a hotel suite be able to get himself ready for his public debut and all the Kraken preparations and it's like 4 years later and then like the Kragen is still quite tired from his big night last night getting prepared for all of this releasing and now the Kraken will now be coming forward on the next Wednesday of the it's garbage.
This guy reached out to Steve friend and I, and he was like, hey guys, we really need to get to the bottom of January 6, what we need. Is like a hotel room and a conference centre and like catering. So me and all my friends from Capitol Police who live in the DC area can get together in the DC area and like have a party where we talk about what happened on January 6th and compare them to get to the bottom of it. Dude, you're not an investigator, you're a flipping
mall cop. That the US Capitol Police should be referred to as the National Mall cops because they are on the National Mall and they are security guards. They are not investigators. It is the saddest group of like useless people, diversity hires that you've ever seen. It's pretty much an entire organisation. Tired of like, black men and women who couldn't get a job at DC Metro PD who hires felons so they got a federal pension.
I'm saying this very clearly. I have zero interest in knowing what investigators from the Capitol Police have to say. And they answer to the corrupt organisation known as Congress. In this case, it was Speaker Pelosi's Congress. OK, that's what I have to say about that. I hate this crap. Garen, how much does it cost you to say the truth? Other than you lost your job? Yeah, other than that, nothing. And you know what? What else it does to just say the truth?
It emboldens you to just keep saying the truth and you don't really care about the consequences. Or you care less because the truth is really all that matters. And that tweet, like just it's like what? What are you doing dude? I mean, what what what are you what are you really getting at here? If if. If what you're saying is true, why preface it with this with this book length tweet? He told he told friend he's going to run for Congress to protect his lion Cubs.
First of all, I'm not a lion cub. I don't, I, I don't identify as a lion cub, never have. I'm also really, really sort of confused about like why he thinks he as a guy who basically has told people where the bathrooms are in the capital of the United States like in the Capitol building. That was his job. It's like, excuse me, Sir, do you know the bathroom is it's like, oh, you just go down those marble stairs and then to the right, it's it's as bathroom on them.
It's like, oh, thank you so much. You're very helpful. Like you're very good at your job. You've been promoted. You've been promoted to Sergeant and then next month it'll be Lieutenant like, like. You're now a Lieutenant. You're a Lieutenant. You're an officer in this very important mall cop world. Next time I'm in the DC area, I'm gonna, I'm gonna ask some capital police. I'm gonna say, hey, do you know where the suspendable monument is? That's right.
And just just see. Here's the other thing. Silly thing about all that. When asked Alpha Warrior, my buddy Alpha Luna did an interview with Tarek. By the way, he he won't come on our show, folks. So if you're wondering like, hey Kyle, how come you don't interview? I offered him many times. I reached out to my connections that were US Secret Service that were in other federal agencies and I tried to get him a job hired back so we could work for 18 months and get his pension.
That's something that I did. And I haven't talked about it because it's not anybody else's business. But this guy is a is a seems like a fraud to me. And one of the things was is Alpha had him on and was like, hey, you were a Lieutenant, right? What sort of deescalating training? What sort of regularity did you guys have?
In your training, when it comes to using the less than lethal options like pepper spray or pepper balls or batons, you know, did you guys get qualified on a quarterly basis or an annual basis? Like, how often did you guys train with that stuff? And he was like, oh, I don't, I don't really, I don't really know. Can you imagine a Lieutenant in your police force not knowing like what their training regiment was for the for the police officers that were, let's just say in Waukesha?
No, I it would be like. Probably be defined by state law. To be fair, yeah, It'd be like you're a Lieutenant. I mean, they're the ones who put it together. Oftentimes them. They got promoted for that idea. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like what? You don't know what it is. You're the Lieutenant.
Give me a break. You're the guy who's going to either lose his job or enforce the fact that people have not come in and they're gonna pull people off shifts to make sure that they get their their, you know, annual or quarterly certifications done. Yeah, Yeah, exactly. And and because, yeah, that stuff has to be met, you know, at there's a time hack for it usually. And yeah, that's what they do. That's what a Lieutenant is, an administrator of all of those types of things.
It's so off putting man. It's so frustrating to see this stuff. I'm just looking at what we put up on for topics and it's just like, how do we get there? How do we even get to these clowns? Being the people that are the voices out there. And maybe that's why it's just unserious people doing unserious things. Let's do it. Let's do a thanks to one of our sponsors over here, which you see me drink over here drinking my patriot. Cool, I've got, I've got this Expendables decal on it folks.
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OK, let's let's switch this thing up a little bit. And let's talk about how goofy this country is. I've got a series of videos I'm going to show you and Garrett, I'm going to get your reaction. Are you familiar with self defence laws on a state level? They they changed, but they basically have the same, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. They're. Yeah, they're. I mean, yes, every state might be a little bit different, but generally speaking, yeah, I'm probably kind of well versed in
that regard. What generally sets you into a safe position to claim self defence? What does the the alternative party have to be doing in order for you to claim that your your movements were self defence related? Yeah, you as the victim or whatever the defender. Yeah, you have to have a reasonable fear of serious physical injury or death to yourself. Now that's for deadly force. What about? Just like, you know, if you slap somebody away or you knock him to the ground, what does that
have to look like? I mean just if somebody is like attacking you again is a reasonable in Wisconsin at least it's a reasonable fear so. The other person has to be the aggressor towards you. Is that accurate? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure. OK. So aggressor comes at you and then you have to use proportionate force to repel it. And I mean sometimes you can even you even as a as a citizen you can use a a higher level of force if like for for instance, I'm a big guy if if I'm coming true.
Thank you. I think. I think it's actually true. How big a guy are you, Karen? Maybe, maybe not compared to Goliath, but I'm, I'm 62275. Somewhere in there. And you look not bigger than me on the screen, but in reality, you're very big. It reminds me of Robin Hood men in tights when he was like, don't call, they call me Little John. Don't let that fool you. Because in real life, I'm really
big. That will start having to call me a little G yeah, but a little G So yeah, like, if, you know, if I'm on the street acting crazy and I'm, like, about to attack a petite woman or even a smaller man, like you can use a higher level of force to defend yourself. I would definitely use a higher level of force on you. I would. I would put on your knees, I mean, as you should always go for the knees, you know. Shin Burger, I would shenberger you to the ground.
I had, when I was probably been a cop for, I don't know, maybe two years and a guy who had been there for probably 20 because in Wisconsin, the Taser and the baton are the same level of force. They're called intermediate weapons here. Yeah. And so you can use either one. If you're justified to to use one of them, you're justified to use both. And he was like, I don't know why people use the Taser. I always go for the baton. And he's like because you need capital and they're done and the.
Taser. You came for me. I would execute and an intermediate weapons strike to your lower appendages. That's how I write that up in order to to thwart the attack if I was attacking you in that in that fashion, honestly. Then I punch in the junk. Just I had it coming, you know. When when you when you went for your knees, I'd punch in the junk. Boom. Yeah. And then I'd be like, tell your babies I said hi or something like that. I'd say like a good catch phrase
down. Let's do this video number one. OK, folks, here's here's the setup. OK, this is the setup is we are going to show you a video of an interview, an attempted interview. It's like one of those classic 60 minutes or not 60 minutes, but it's like a sort of gotcha journalism. OK, but it's it's a pretty well tried technique. You go out there and you try to ambush journalism is what it is. It's an ambush interview. So that happens.
That's number one. Number two, we're going to show you the actual security camera footage that's going to show you from an outside angle with no audio what happened. And then we're going to show you how local news covered it, because we live in the clown. So video #1, let's go ahead and run that and you guys get to watch. We may reflect right afterwards. Hey there, David. How you doing? Hey, how you doing?
Good, good, good. Hey, I just was wondering if I ask you a couple questions, why not? Put that away. Why? So let me ask you, when, when did you decide to get obsessed with sex education? Are you gonna answer any of my questions? OK, so if I ask you how long you've been attracted to minors, or how long you fantasised about minors having sex with adults and why you write about it in children's books, what are you going to tell me? Nothing. What are you gonna do?
David, you can't run. It's best if you just talk to me about why you want to push. You can't run. For me address on to young people. It's that's the best thing to do is just have a conversation. Right. You said that, right? Like I'm obsessed with sex education. You said that. Yes or no? No. Huh. Why do you feel like children need to be exposed to draught? Why does he feel like that? Why is that something that
children should be exposed to? And why do you feel that drag Queens benefit from children being present at drag shows where they shake their genitals and their fake breasts? Also, I was taking a look at your sub stack and it seems like you really, really hate Americans. Like you just are disgusted with Americans in this country. And it's funny because you would like to see a different America exist where little boys are sodomised by people like you, right? Hey, attack.
There's the attack. Yep, you can't do that. Well, so let's see what it is. Sometimes the tape can be deceptive from the angle. So we're going to play video #2 and Garrett, then I'm gonna get your take. Self defence or not. Self defence is what I'm looking for here. Video 2, Let's roll it. There's no audio with this. This might have to be. OK, so two guys in black are walking.
One of them is our thing. Then there's the cameraman and looks like we see Guy in white takes a lunge and Guy who was asking those questions decided to push him down. Let's run it one more time, Ryan, If you would from the beginning, just roll it back. One more time. So we're going to see two guys in black. These are the two. That's the cameraman and the interviewer. They're walking. Then we see lunge and then he says no, you can't do that. That's my camera, man. That's expensive.
And he throws him to the ground and the guy loses all of his soup cans or whatever the heck he was carrying in that purse. His tote, his his soft tote. And then they videoed it, all right. Thoughts on that? Self defence or not, Yeah, if if I'm a police officer called to that incident, I'm saying alright, you guys like just go your separate ways. This is done. You should not have attacked the guy with the camera.
You are in a public place and whether you like it or not, when you're in public you don't have an expectation of privacy. So they can record you and they can walk on the same trajectory that you're walking on. And if you don't like that, go inside your house or onto some private property where they aren't allowed but you cannot try to seize the guy's phone or attack him And that other guy pushing him. I mean that's totally justified. I mean there's I don't see any
issue with that. Now interestingly enough, because of the sort of activist media environment this was not recently by the way this was happening. I think someone said it was like 2 years ago.
But it's come back into the news because now the leftist activist prosecutors are looking at filing charges and they actually have file charges against these two camera people and the interviewer for harassment and for some other things that are sort of made up. The reason why is because the activist media and this was happening at Arizona State University, it got covered in local media like this. Let's do that video #3, which was also topic #3 coming, right?
Out of what is it ABC News 12? I think it's it's News 12. I don't know what the what the actual affiliate was. It might be CBS. Go ahead and play that, Ryan, because this guy makes me want to throw punches as well. Let's just do this video. Tonight ASU police are investigating a campus confrontation between an LGBTQ Plus faculty member and a right wing organisations camera crew.
Now as a potential hate crime. That entire scene caught on camera 12 Political Insider Brahm Resnik has the security video, and he joins us live now in Studio 1212. Eight with the details, Gramme. Yeah, Rachel, the right wing group is Phoenix based Turning Point USA. It spreads the dangerous message that LGBTQ Americans are quote, coming for your children. College professors are a target in video confrontations. Promoted online, this one occurred Wednesday on ASU's Tempe campus.
How long you've been attracted to minors? Wow, that's crazy. And I just couldn't believe it actually happened on the ACC campus. Gabby Diaz was a student of David Boyles. She's also president of the Greek Life Organisation for LGBTQ People on the Arizona State University campus. Safe it is, and to see one of our professors getting assaulted is obviously not safe. And 96 second video posted by Turning Point USA shows a personality named Caitlin Dalmida firing questions at Boyles well.
He is a personnel, teaches writing and is a founder of the Drag Story Hour. David, you can't run. It's best if you just talk to me about why you want to push sodomy onto young people. Boyles didn't respond. The confrontation came to a sudden end, Boyle said in a Facebook post. Knowing that they were filming. In order to post this online and inspire even more harassment against me, I moved to block the camera. When I did so, the other one jumped behind me, slamming me to
the pavement. A Turning Point spokesman told 12 News the crew did not initiate any physical altercation the cameraman plans to press charges for assault would like. Here's what the video shows in the TP USA. Video boils, appears to lunge at the videographer appears, and the video cuts out. ASU security video shows the rest of what happened. Boils lunges, then is thrown to the. Ground My name is Caitlin Dalmata reporting for Frontlines. Or out.
Back in April, Kaylin Delmada confronted a University of Arizona professor who does work on queer and transgender studies in the ASU. Video boils. Face hits the Plaza after a hard shove from Dalmida. He said that he is obviously still shaken up about it, but knows that if he didn't say anything, nothing would happen. David Boyles suffered a deep scrape on the left side of his cheek. He did not respond to our requests for comment. Let's send it back to you.
As a paramedic with a decade of experience in traumatic injuries, a deep scrape is often known to be near fatal for people that are fat and don't know how to use their hands to stop themselves when they fall, like my toddler does. My 2 year old has a better falling position than this fat guy, maybe because he's wearing a dress and it doesn't make any sense. Let me just ask you this, Garrett, before we break down what those clowns say.
If you name your kid Brahm Resnik, is there a pretty good chance he's going to be a Dick head? Is that a pretty fair simple, like kind of like Dan Goldman's problem? It's a it's a near certainty that that would happen, yeah. You named your kid Brahm and then he chose to, like, be that guy. I always said that if like I I had this joke when I was when I was a teenager that I wanted because my last name is Sarafin, which is French in origin, it sounds like.
And so if I name my kid like kind of like a real wimpy French name like Jonquiere. If I name my kid Jean Pierre, say Alvin like, he would have two options. He would either get like beaten up every single day and become like hard as nails. Or he would become like Brahm Resnick and then do the news and simp for LGBTQ Plus. Fat guys who fall in a dress because they're trying to attack somebody that they didn't see that that guy had a buddy. Would you fight somebody two on one?
Is that unless you're bigger, not smart, not smart to do that unless like the. The only reason would be self defence is if two people are attacking you. But in this case the. You can see that he lunges. But man, he had a deep scrape after he fell. Yeah. And two, Two, withhold some of my rage. I I had to pull up Isaiah 10. One, it says whoa to those who make unjust statutes, to those
who issue oppressive decrees. It's one of my favourite verses in the last couple of years, especially since this suspension. Because that this is where we are as a nation, man. This guy lunges at them. OK, well, first, first, let's back up. Hmm. He's a sodomite himself, and he wants to push sodomy on two children.
And he has the Drag Story Hour and the people asking him questions about that to shine a light on it and hopefully try to help protect children are the ones who are in the wrong here. We dude, we are. We are a nation under judgement, man. That's what we are. That's that. We have, we have come full circle and we are completely backwards now where this guy gets to use Lawfare himself now to go after these TP USA guys
when he's the one who lunged. At a far right organisation that TP USA, they're mean to LGBTQ plus protected people, said the black guy with the ugly tie. The tie? What the what? Which was a hate crime that that time was a hate crime. I agree. If my eyes could vomit, they would have. I had a girl who was a graphic designer tell me that when I was in college. One time I showed her something, I was like, what do you think about this advertisement? She was like my eyes could vomit.
So dramatic. Like, you know what? I agree. I bet she doesn't have a daily growing podcast today like you do. But with with that, even that news clip, the the words they use, the way they try to pitch it, the the former student of his saying, Oh my gosh, I can't believe we had a professor who was attacked. You didn't. He attacked them. And then since there were two of them, the guy was like, hey, you're you're going at, you're lunging at my cameraman, who's walking backwards.
Carrying probably a very expensive car, even if it was a cheap camera, like, like relatively cheap like the ones that I've got up here, we're talking they're they're four figures. Yeah, it's in there. They're measured in the thousands.
We just got you a new camera which will get set up pretty soon so you can show your beautiful face to the world in a way that is. And we were playing last night some of the effects that it does, which is actually a very amusing, but, you know, a camera costs, like anybody who knows a photographer, like you could spend $1000 on a lens easily and another couple $1000 on a camera body, particularly if you're
doing it professionally. So are you going to let some fat guy in a dress knock out your three, four, $5000 camera system? They may have more expensive ones with gimbals and everything, which they should. It didn't look like they did, actually. They need to talk to Ryan about how to get that gimbal set up. What do you think? It's gonna come up. Yeah, You could hook him up. All right.
The other thing I thought about with this while we were watching it was I thought about Riley Gaines and how she was basically held hostage in California at university and people like this Mr Boyles guy and the former student and everybody at ASU. It, it seems like according to the to the news clip where are they saying, hey, that that's wrong, that type of thing is wrong, or my favourite. All these people love to say, well, we're inclusive of everyone.
OK, clearly you're not inclusive of those of us who disagree with your life choices. And you're not inclusive of journalists from TP USA who are walking in public asking you questions that you're refusing to answer, Which if you don't want to answer them, fine, that doesn't mean you get to attack
someone. And when you're at at one of these evil universities in this country, if you have a Judeo Christian worldview, if you're talking about women's sports being for women, oh man, what a novel idea that is. It's OK for you to get held hostage. But in this case, oh, they're the victim. Always the victim card man, dude. You may have just You may have just lost me a listener. We've got. AU24K247 yeah, I'm calling you out there. AU 24K247 in our chat saying
this is a bigoted podcast. I cannot listen anymore But then also had some laughing emojis. So potentially actually agrees with a lot of this stuff. It's it's pretty nauseating and and you talked about us being a nation under judgement. Maybe that's why we have the following information happening. We've got Joe Biden 81. You want to pull up this Daily Mail article. Ryan 81 years old jokes that he has codes to quote unquote, blow up the world.
That sounds good, and he appears to think that Donald Trump is a congressman. In this bizarre gastron visit to a windmill factory. I didn't even know we had windmill factories in this country. That's also somewhat funny. He's doing his gaunt Don Quixote routine here. Joe Biden bragged that he had codes to blow up the world as he chatted about nuclear weapons on a visit to the world's largest windmill factory.
The president went on a went on to mistakenly call his predecessor, Congressman Trump, in a gastrin appearance, and then he appeared with three yellow vested workers at the facility in Colorado. One of them appeared to ask the question that was inaudible and he responds, this is the quote that he says. It's always funny and I can't. Both the way he does. But he said, now look my my marine carries that this code to blow up the world that doesn't.
This is not nuclear weapons. Is it All right now you think I'm kidding because he's out of his damn mind. And lest you think that we are making this stuff up, he barely can even get through the word that he loves to say so much. Billionaire, because he loves the idea of taxing billionaires.
For a guy who's a millionaire on a on a complete Griff from the CCP, it seems quite interesting that he's got such a problem with people that earned their own money and are wealthy but go ahead and play or video #5. I've just entitled this Biden is confused. Maybe that is the judgement that is on this country at this point. For all the evil that we've got going on, we've deserved Joe Biden. Perhaps here he is. 1,1,000,000
billionaire minimum tax. Not even at the highest rate of 25%, which was a lot of you pay if you're making a family of 100 and a family of four making 150,000 bucks a year. Just 25%. It's still 10% lower than the top rate and it would raise $440 billion over the next 10 years. Just paying 25% instead of eight. Imagine what we could do. We've just made these billionaires pay their taxes like everyone else. We could use it to strengthen the Social Security and Medicare
system instead of cutting them. Or like Congressman Trump and Bob would want to do. Book. Just imagine if my son would pay his own taxes instead of having some rich guy pay taxes for him because he received all the money, but he doesn't know how money works because he's too busy trying to molest little kids, which may or may not have been made by Russia or Giuliani. Hmm. I mean, how is this guy in charge of anything? It's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Is that a bunch of malarkey? Do you have a malarkey? I don't know the Biden malarkey. Break. That's a bunch of malarkey. There it is. It is a bunch of malarkey. What is going on with that guy? And by the way, is he a robot? Is that actual Joe Biden? Is that is that a body double? Everyone keeps asking. We're all wondering like are we getting conned right now?
Is there a fake Joe Biden running around because the real Joe Biden died and there's just a robot that just stumbles over and it's not being recharged properly. The USB C port has gotten loose like on some of your charging devices where like it only holds like a semi stable charge. Is that what's happening? What's going on? We choose truth over. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot, we definitely are getting conned.
That's that's a certainty. When you were reading that Daily Mail headline, I was like, how is this not the Onion or Babylon Bee? But it's not this, this is real life. And I think, honestly, for me, it goes back again to being a nation under judgement. You said it. You get the leaders you deserve sometimes, and I think that's the case, like when a nation falls this far like this, this is what happens. You turn, you turn your back on God like that, that this is what
happens. Um, if I may, I know I already mentioned Isaiah, but dude, I'm going Old Testament on you again. Get it, get it, Jimmy. Get it to me and and Jeremiah chapter 22 and I joke about this with some of my church friends. I I called Joe Biden.
Jehoiakim Biden So Jehovah Kim because probably not a lot of people know but Jehovah Kim was a was one of the kings in in Judea like way back in the day and he was a godless tyrant and under his reign is when the the Kingdom was allowed to fall and that's when Nebuchadnezzar came in and and and basically had Jehovah Kim as like a as like a as like a puppet head leader for Israel. He's basically left him in place because he was so weak and so bad of a leader that he's like
Oh yeah you can be the king still but hey I'm in charge and so I was just it made me think of this section. I won't read the whole thing in Jeremiah 22, I'll just read a couple verses starting in verse 18. It says, therefore this is what the Lord says about Jehovah, came son of Josiah, king of Judah. They will not mourn for him. Alas, my brother, alas, my sister, they will not mourn for him.
And it it goes down a couple of verses later, and it says, I warned you when you felt secure, but you said I will not listen. This has been your way from your youth. You have not obeyed me. The wind will drive all your shepherds away, and all your allies will go into exile. Then you will be ashamed and disgraced because of all your
wickedness. And man I swear it's almost daily I come across something in some of these Old Testament prophet books that it's it's it's the opposite side of the coin just Fast forward a few thousand years and it's it's like man that's this is where we are this is where we are as a
nation. This is where we are as a people and you know thankfully you know we've you you've built your your podcast your audience and it it it does give me a little hope because there are people out there who are searching. There are people out there who see the the unjust statutes like like I mentioned earlier from Isaiah and the the growing oppression. I mean, it's it's godless tyrants, man is. It's really what it boils down to for me at least, is how I'm starting to frame it and see it
more and more. Sadly, they're they're debasing themselves. But as they do so, they're debasing us and they're also debasing our judiciary, which is losing its credibility. When you charge people that were obviously involved in a Self Defence Act many, many months after the fact, simply because like a protected class was involved, it's pretty gross. It's pretty gnarly to see that. And Arizona's got some some wild problems that are going on right now. You speak about growing our
audience. We have close to a record number of people in our live chat at the moment right now and if you are one of those people and you have not hit the like button on Rumble. Com slash Kyle Surfin. We'd appreciate it if you do those numbers. They cost you nothing. If you're enjoying what you see, then all you're going to be doing is promoting this video so other people will also get to see it and like what they see.
And that would be fantastic. We've got a bunch of these rumble rants we're gonna run through just in case they have something to do with you. Ryan. I mean, Garrett. I'm going to read them out to you. We got Justice and blonde. So throwing out this one. Let's adopt Elon Musk's attitude until all these pedos and women face weirdos to GFY. Go F yourself. I'm for it. I like that one. That's a very good one. Attack Penis wanted to quote Isaiah 520.
Can you see that on the screen? You want to read that one? Yeah, for sure. Was one of my favourites, man. So tech penis. Thank you for this. Isaiah 520. Woe to those who call evil good and good evil. Who put darkness for light and light for darkness. Who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter again. I mean, dude like. Yeah, that's what the Upside Down is. Lemon Zinger keeps asking for a truce.
I don't know what our truce is. Is it because I called you out for for screwing up my my bet on the MMA where we already have a choice? I've already moved on. I've already forgiven you. I just. I always remember things that are funny when people try to ruin my very good. I had a I had a great wager setup for people. So, Lemon Zinger, truce
accepted. I will continue, but I say it in love that I recall that you did screw up my fairy fun thing with Senator Mullen, and yet I appreciated it because it gave me something to talk about and let people know that I do, in fact, pay attention to what's going on in that chat when I'm able to. A couple other ones here from Chad Zody said friendly Fridays God wins, God does win and friendly Fridays are are some of your favourites.
There are a lot of fun for us to Joe Dewitte, no longer Joe Dirt. Smash the thumbs up. All of you push it out in the algo. Thank God it's Friday with a love. And our buddy Eric Jason who moderates the chat and moderates this Expendables group on true Social says Smash the like. Do not comply. God wins. There it is. Show me how many singers we have. No smashing till Kyle calls the truth. There's another one cross telling us to to make the the
rumble green. There's another one Lemon Zinger with the truth. The truth is there. The truth is there. We've accepted your truth. Alright, it is. And I'll last one on here. Can we do Garry's library hour episode sometime? Is that just going through justice? Justice plan wants to know if we could do Garry's library. Where you just going to call out books. Yeah we'll do that. We'll, we'll do a Garrett. We'll start doing some fun live streams maybe in the evenings.
I think we have some ability to do that. I may have to outsource his sweatshop though. So folks, if you can either volunteer your children, if you live in Wisconsin, the Milwaukee area, that'd be great. Or if you want to, we're going to probably have to find like a print on demand group so that we can pull them out of the basement. Because right now he's basically
got like. Like, you don't see it, but in the background one of his hands is actually on a steam press and he's hot pressing extra shirts out there, a little bit crooked. But you guys will get him. You'll appreciate it because that's what he's doing on this day. We're going to try. The kids we hear in the background. Yeah, they're like burning their hands and they scream. And we heard a little one. We heard Lucy probably. You mentioned it when you
started the the Advent calendar. We we started that today too and I was like, alright, get your candy and get in the basement because you're going to pump out like 10/15/20 extra shirts in that first hour once you get that sugar hit. 90 That 90 cent Advent, you know. Candy is going to basically pay dividends for a couple hours worth of work. You just got paid in kind. My, my, my three kids.
I've got a 2 year old, I've got a almost five year old and then I've got a six, six year old coming up on 6 1/2. And the first two, the girls, the oldest ones, you know, they opened it up and they got the chocolate and they go, oh and one of them, you know, Olivia starts reading a little bit and she's reading it's towards the night before Christmas and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not
even a mouse. And then the other one read the same thing from memory while she's looking at the words, even she doesn't read it all the way through. The four year olds getting pretty close to reading it too. And then my son. Cody opened up his and he just ripped the door off and he was like and then he decided to try to rip open all the other ones. He realised it was candy behind all the doors. So we're like, no, dude, that's
not how this works. Yeah. Anyway, Excalibur just threw us one more on here. You got lemon juice, apparently we got juice folks, we really appreciate this. So I want to do a promo. This is kind of a fun promo for our friends over at Catholic vote. They sent out A and I just. I had to hit him in our our sort of a slack chats behind the behind the scenes they were sending out this Tournament of Champions the Catholic Heroes. We pull up the The Catholic Heroes piece. There it is.
So if you haven't seen this, you can actually click through in the show notes. It's Catholic Hero of the year. I'm in the running. There are 8 votes for the first round. There are 16 different contenders and I'm going to tell you that my vote for the overall
win. Is actually is actually going to be Mark Howe, who I think is the overall winner for Catholic of the Year. But my major problem is, is that they actually gave him an unfair soft, an unfair soft sort of voting bracket for the first round. I don't think he should have a forfeit in the first round, but he did. Ryan, will you pull up topic #7 real quick? What they did is they stacked up against a judge named William Montgomery.
And William Montgomery was in the running of Catholic Vote Hero of the Year simply because he refused to recuse himself from a Planned Parenthood case about abortion. And he was like, no, just because I'm a pro life. Like doesn't mean that I have to recuse myself. I'm allowed to have religion and then just yesterday he recused himself. So that looks like a buy that looks like or like even like a forfeit for Mark.
How? I don't think Mark Howe needs that soft of a seat so his bracket better be tougher next round. I'm a little bit disappointed, but Mark, how should win this standing up. I think he, unlike Dan Goldman was not born on 3rd thinking hit a triple. He was born, he was at the plate and he hit a home run by being a stud and being a great dad for many, many years and being a great Catholic man and a great advocate. If you guys haven't seen our interview with them, you can go back.
It was right. After I think it was a Super Bowl game and he was telling me about his his belief that the men in the world, particularly Christian men, have a role of leader and protector and provider. I think that's sort of sits really well with all of our audience as well for sure. And you know, it sits well with me. I know it does. I know it does indeed. Garrett, tell people where they can find you, where they can buy your sweatshop products one more
time. What you're promoting right now, if you're doing the stack, if you're sending those out, and we'll say thanks for joining us. Yeah, Sub Stack is my favourite and some of you do follow me there. It's last line.substack.com and I apologise, I have not put a new one out since Carrie Pickett's article came out a few weeks ago. That's the last one I did and I I really would like to get back to doing at least weekly.
But yeah, the sweatshop. It really has been keeping me busy, which you can find at the dashedexpendables.com, the dash expendables.com, and then you can find me pretty much everywhere else at GOB Actual. Are the hats limited edition at this point? Ohe yeah the hats are the hats
are winding down. So I got 100 of these patches and I have, I have, I don't know maybe 20 hats that have a patch on it and then I have 12 patches left and when the when the patches are gone, the hats are gone and at least this hat will be gone. I will probably come up with a different patch or a different version. But but yeah, I I kind of like switching things up. You know, I I found a weird sense of like art that I didn't
know I had. Since I've been suspended and I've learned, I've learned how to design some cool sustentables, logos, and yeah, and. You know, you remember those that that moment I have Robin Hood Men in tights in my head, and it's Mel, Mel Brooks. And he's like fatalists. And he's like, no, we're straight. Just Mary. Yeah. Yeah. Garrett likes a little bit of art, but but straight produced multiple offspring confirmed heterosexual behaviour.
Yes, and I'll say this about about my my sub stack. I have, by the way, you designed all these, these ideas. You designed our badge. You designed many of the logos. The logo that people see spinning on the screen was a Garda Boyle design. All the artwork that is done on all these things you're designing them, you're putting out there, which is more than I can say about my skill set. I'm no Ryan Matta. I can't do.
Throw out that that that thumbnail, if you would one more time, Ryan, because it looked really good today. Boom. I'm know Ryan Matta. I can't make things like that. I don't know whose hand that is, but that hand is exceedingly feminine and it's very nice nails. It needs a tan and some calluses, however. It's Chris Rays. It's Chris, right hand. There it is. That's why he's on the phone. He's answering the phone anyway. Garrett Boyle does have some man of hidden talents.
Not only could he probably eat your soul and and send you into the the next World asking for forgiveness, but he also might draw a really nice design for your tombstone. Yes, I would. I would do both. You'll be part of my my recompense. You know, like, hey, I may have taken it a little too far. Let me design your tombstone. But you know it's it's this is one of those cool things of of this weird bizarre journey we've
been on man. Like I, you know I know you and I, it's been we it's been intertwined for for quite a while. When he had me on around on Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving it was we talked about it a little bit but from where where we started to where we are who would have ever thought and the the the different and unique characteristics and and gifts that that we have.
You, me, Ryan, Steve. Other people involved like it's it's weird how it's become just like this conglomerate of of of how we're getting by and how we're pushing forward and how we're digging out. And it's weird to say a man and I almost hesitate to because I'm I know God will be like, alright, I'm going to bring something else your way then, but I'm grateful for it, man. I am. And I've been reflecting in that way a lot, you know. And I just think of of James chapter one.
It says you know blessed is the man who perseveres under trial and and I didn't think I was persevering you know and and sometimes it's still hard but when I look back from a year ago to to today we are we we all are persevering, man. And it's yeah I'm grateful. I'm grateful to be a part of it. Grateful for you and and what you've built and and yeah, just thanks for having me on. It's always fun.
I'll have you on anytime you like And folks I think Garrett one of the great people in the world. So I'll say that unabashedly and I'm I'm really grateful for friendship and I'm glad to know him and we are are worse off as a country that Garrett does not work for the FBI anymore.
Say what you like about any of this Expendables but when it comes to like someone who had a pure heart and did things for the right reasons in the right way the way that Chris Ray claims that they do they lost a major asset and an America lost a major asset in that in that particular fight. But he's in our fight here with this, exposing America to truth and. Also intermittent scriptural quoting, which I'm a big fan that he does so comfortably and
so easily. It's a it's a great example for me and maybe for some of you. So thanks for joining us for Friendly Friday. We're going to say a couple of quick thank you for those who have been writing our five star reviews on Apple, which you can do it is in the notes of the show. You can just scroll on down, click on that. If you have an Apple device or a Macintosh computer, you can click through it and kaboom. You will be able to give us a five star review like this one
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