Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphin. Hello my friends and welcome to the Kyle Serving Show. It is Friday, a friendly Friday
on February the 6th. No Botox, no producer, just one guy sitting behind a desk and his buddy talking about how ridiculous the world we live in is. Today I'm going to be joined by Steve Friend, who is my friend. He recently had a mishap with a female Florida driver. I want to know what that was all about. I kind of teased it out yesterday on accident and we'll talk about that. We'll talk about a whole bunch of stuff today. We're going to talk about pipe
bomber updates. Blaze has a new article out. Of course it's on Friday. We'll discuss the Friday drops. I'm getting a little sick of those things as well. Donald Trump digging himself into a hole, went to a National Prayer breakfast, called his friend or called a a friend of this program a moron. I don't think that's what Jesus wanted from you. I don't pretend to be an expert, but I do go to church and I've never heard anybody called a moron at church. Maybe that's what we're missing.
Who knows? I've got some stuff about Epstein. I've got some things about guns in Pakistan, while the United States government is telling you that your Second Amendment is not necessary. Got a couple things from Axios which we don't always cover, but apparently Donald Trump reads first thing every morning. So I want to see what the heck they're talking about. And then the weirdest and the scariest and the strangest story, which is that AI is lonely and it requires social
media. I'm going to surprise Defriend with all of those things. Let's first talk about my friends over at Silent, which is a fantastic company full of fantastic products. They're still fantastic. They're the most fantastic. I've got to get this updated. I've got new footage from SHOT Show 2026 with Aaron. That's the founder you see on the screen right there. Slnt.com/K YLE silent.com no vowels slash Kyle will get you
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like connection. You can put any holster you like or you can use the connections they have. I'm a holster guy, so I have that and then you've got all kinds of capabilities up front. It's tight, highly functional. I put it through the paces. I sign off on this thing. It's not on our list page. You have to go searching for it on their website, but check it out. All right, let's get into today's program. I just wanted to show you because I sometimes I'm a gear
guy all the time. I'm a gear guy in reality. Here we go. right, so it wouldn't be friendly Friday if we didn't have a friend and we do have a friend recently back from getting smacked around by some sort of some sort of Fender Bender situation. Steve, what are you doing, man? What are you, how you, how are you driving in Florida with these ladies out there?
Are they iguana ladies? I'm currently vehicle list because I have a vehicle that formerly had a trunk and then it exploded on me yesterday on the Interstate. But you, you were right. You called it. OK, so just so people say I almost want to put the the picture on that I could probably RIP it off our our chat stream. But I saw the picture that you said. Can I, can I bring it up, send it? OK, you explain what happened. I'm going to go grab the picture
because why not? Like we're we're a family show here. Driving my eldest to school, we were on the Interstate getting ready to exit off and just sudden stop coming towards that exit. And then the vehicle behind me wound up swerved into the shoulder and then the Jeep behind that vehicle wound up coming up into the backseat of my car almost. And thank God he didn't. My son was actually OK and he
was actually kind of distracted. He was watching a video about the Ninja Turtle movie from the 1990s. So I was kind of happy with that. And also he got to see me sort of like go into action mode, you know, when there's something traumatic. I didn't do the whole like, panic like the driver behind me did where she was dry heaving and crying uncontrollably. Afterwards. I was just kind of like Iceman and got us off and ripped the door open, make sure he was OK.
And then he was like, am I going to be late for school? And then he went to school and told everybody that he had a near death experience so maybe got out of some homework. He there's a picture of the driver too, isn't there? Like the female driver? I feel like I have that too. So anyway that that's the the passenger or the non passenger intrusion, but that's not a that's not a great situation there. No, it exploded quite a bit of our belongings. Is that your new car by the way?
Did you just buy that? Yeah, yeah, sure did. Can't win for losing Steve, friend. At least you got all your back. Pain that we don't have inflation anymore out of the current administration because I'm sure my payout for the insurance company will get me exactly back to where I was. Well, I I almost played that you can't park there. I was going to do that last night, but I actually forgot that we had a that is.
The Jeep behind me if you're watching here in the very upper right hand corner of that why does she. Stay in the middle of the road. It was disabled so I believe she was at quite a bit of ramming speed when she made contact with the back of our car. Yeah, that. I mean the back of the car is is definitely FT that is FUBAR. It peeled it open, but thank God for crumble zones I guess. That rear windshield probably exploded all over your kiddo.
Sure, exploded, but the back seat was completely intact. That was the most surprising thing. They always say like you have the safest player part of the car is the back seat and that's where the kids need to be, not in the front seat because the airbags will take their head off or something like that. Her airbag is deployed and my son's just kind of like hanging out there. I mean he was strapped in, was fine, not a scratch on him.
Now to be fair, if you were driving what I drive then she would have just been underneath your vehicle and you would have to get a new bumper. Then there would have been a fatality though. But not your fatality you're not responsible for. People's poor. Driving and her. Silver Linings we would didn't. You say that like that, that she was not actually the the nearest car behind you. She was the second nearest car because somebody else actually managed to avoid you.
Yeah, the the car, the vehicle that managed to avoid us was driving a vehicle like yours, which probably would have been a big problem if they had made contact, But they swerved off into the shoulder. And then she came up behind because I'm sure she was really like paying attention to the road at 19 years old and not listening to Taylor Swift or something. Yeah, so big truck dived off into the into the grass area there, saved your vehicle.
What what kind of make is that? Is that a Nissan? Mine is a Toyota. Toyota All right, so there you go. Let's let's give credit, let's give credit where it's due. Toyota keeping the the young friend, the next generation of friends safe. All right, so I got a bunch of dumb stuff that I want to talk about. The first one I want to do. Let's just dive into the main story of the day, 'cause like, why not? Steve? I feel like this has been a traumatic week for some reason.
There's just been a lot of there's more stupid than usual. Am I? Am I wrong in thinking that? My vehicle just exploded so it's been a pretty traumatic week. OK, here's why this this lady is giving like a summary of what's going on. First of all, the story is, is that Tom Massey is a moron and it was said at a prayer breakfast, which really bothers me on every level. And then some other stuff that was dropped at the prayer breakfast is actually worse than that story.
Let's start with the inconsistencies. Here's a woman who I don't think is a MAGA lady and I, she's probably a Lib if we're being honest. And you, you give me an assessment afterwards, she's doing the sort of 2024 MAGA during the campaign versus 2026 MAGA today. And why I think so many people that are independents that voted transactionally and said Donald Trump's the best option are not feeling really great about watching other people kind of change their their brain chip.
Here she goes the. Hammer of Justice is coming for Epstein's friends. Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? I don't believe anything the government tells me. Question everything. The government said it. Why would they lie? What are you brainwashed or something? We're getting justice for COVID tyranny. Trump is partnering with Pfizer 5D chess.
I'm voting for the peace president bombing the Middle East and Africa, blowing up boats and regime change in Venezuela. This is what I voted for. The deep state and technocrats are running scared here. Open AI and other big tech firms are only getting hundreds of millions worth of government contracts because they love me in America and want to protect us. The Democrats want socialism. the US government is taking stakes in private companies. We may get stimulus checks,
farmer bailouts, Daddy's home. Hate speech is still free speech. Whoa. Hate speech against people I like is not free speech. The Democrats are going to destroy this country with reckless spending and debt. If you don't support reckless spending and debt, you're a Democrat. The Democrats are waging war on the Constitution. Are you still talking about the Constitution? My liberty is obviously more important than your safety papers, please. Of course my safety is more
important than your liberty. If your principles change based on who's in power and what they do, you're not living in principle or freedom, you're living in a cult. 1 popular cult talking point is Kamala would have been worse. And yet if Kamala had one, many magus would be up in arms about many of the same violations they're excusing from Trump. That said, many Trump voters have since withdrawn their support in light of all the broken promises.
Flagrant. And then she goes on and goes like, it's really good that they did this thing, right. It's really admirable that they're able to withdraw their support after this. It's like everybody voted this guy, you know, win, lose or draw and said no matter what he does, it's great. The the thing that's actually the most Trump thing, which is I just put on the screen here for your for your win. Read this real quick.
Trump wants Penn Station and Dulles Airport named after him in funding deal with Schumer, sources say. It goes on to like, basically quote some sources saying that Donald Trump is negotiating with Chuck Schumer and says, like, I'm willing to give you the funding on the things that you want, that I'm willing to sort of like make the Republicans cave to it. As long as you name Penn Station in New York and you name Dulles Airport, Trump Airport. Like that's the actual Donald Trump.
I expect king of the trolls in any case, the what do you make of the brain chip? What do you make of the the swap where we're now giving we're we're giving up ground on 2nd amendment. We're giving up ground on 1st amendment. We heard that for a while with Pam Bondi. We're changing now the tune on immigration. I've got some more on that in a second as well. Like all these things keep, they keep getting traded out and like no one seems to have a the
memory beyond a goldfish. I'm glad she actually pointed to the the defense. You say, well, but Kamala, right. And I don't give that level of forgiveness. But it is interesting because for those people who voted for Donald Trump, let's say in the last election, 2024, and it was transactional nature, like you like me saying like, all right, don't like everybody. I don't think that this is the panacea, but we'll vote for this guy because we want Steve Baker to get his pardon.
And he did. So really, if you got the one thing that was really important to you, isn't everything else just gravy? But at the same time, like you have to do an honest assessment and you have to say like, these things are objectively good that are objectively bad. And that doesn't make you a bad person. That doesn't make you a lack loyalty. It just means that you have discernment.
You have discrimination when it comes to analyzing the facts that are on the ground, the battlefield conditions, and you contrast that with the people that are like ride or die. That's my president, that's my quarterback, and whatever he says now is the most important thing. I'm a couch cushion. The last person that sat on me leaves the impression. Couch cushion. Why do you sneak that stuff in on me when I'm not ready to sit
there? I just pictured like that, sort of like that seed impression of the butt cheeks on the on the couch. Yeah. I I just want people to hold. I want to hold people to their own word. And it doesn't seem unfair to me. If you say. Something can I hold you to it? Like isn't that reasonable? I give you agency. I say you had principal, you said some things. There was somebody online that responded to me this morning and said I'm sick of treating.
I'm I'm sick of trying to pretend like Donald Trump had all those powers. It's like a student body president. I'm pretty confident the president of the United States actually has more power than the student body president that you often reference, I think. Yes, but he, he's not supposed to have the level of power that it's bestowed on him by the way our current government operates,
which is a problem. I think that we are now electing A dictator every four years and saying like, oh, well, everything's good now because it's my guy. And I'm just going to shut down my critical thought because it's my guy who said things that I liked during the campaign and then didn't follow through with the any of the problems. Or if he did, it was just like a certain number of them.
But then all the big promises we haven't seen or we've seen them in such small amounts that we don't buy into the hype. And I'm also then reminded of like the 2016 Trump version. I mean, the guy was out there and the the story that I remember that it kind of just like fell by the wayside was that in the very end of the primary when it was Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and John Kasich, because my dad's a postman, right? And Kasich refused to get out of
the way. And Kasich apparently was trying to get an angle for the vice president slot. That's why he stayed in there. And what was reported that I remember reading, because it was just so out there and it was so on brand for Trump that I couldn't help but believe it was that Donald Trump said, OK, Kasich, if you are the vice president, I will put you in charge of domestic policy and foreign policy. And I'll just focus on making America great again because he's the brand guy.
He's the guy who wants to put his name on Penn Station, right? He doesn't really care what the deal is. Does he actually want his name on Penn Station? I mean. That is his hometown, I have no reason to dispute that. He talked about seeing his name in print as being like this indelible experience for the first time. And he's been chasing that dragon for the last 50 years since then.
Weird. I. Also, I hate people in our chat this morning who tried to inform me, they said Kyle, just so you know, a quarterback is a sports ball player. Yes, I'm aware. I tried to keep it kind of like one O 1. I didn't say like, you know, shooting guard, 'cause I don't know what a shooting. Guard is. You're right, you guys. Thought it was like a Pew Pew. Yeah, no. That's definitely outside. OK, So let's do let's do a quick little like montage reminder.
This is the I played this yesterday, but you weren't on the show yesterday, Steve. This is a, this is a Donald Trump rally in June of 2024. So the MAGA 24 versus 26. This is why I'm going to continue to make the claims that I didn't say this stuff. He did. I just want him to do what he said.
I give people agency. If you say something like I will be like, oh, well, you have the ability to not say it and you chose to say it. So why don't you do the thing you said or say, listen, I tried and I can't. Don't act like I didn't just hear you say that a few minutes ago. Here we go. That is not it. That is something else. Here we go. That is not it either. Wait, why is it? Oh no, somehow there it goes. All right, our our buttons weren't working.
That wasn't on my end. That was buttons. I literally hit the video button and it went to chat. Go figure. But this thing allows millions of people. I really did. I hit the right button and it it got me. This allows. Millions of people into our country. Joe Biden's order is pro invasion, pro child trafficking, pro women trafficking, pro human trafficking, pro drug dealers. And in all it's really, they bring death and they bring destruction into our country.
It's really pro illegal immigration. It's it's great for illegal immigration. On day one, I will seal the border. I will stop the invasion and we will begin the largest domestic deportation operation in the history of our country. I have no choice. OK, so that was that was in 24 on the campaign trail. This was in April of last year, less than a year ago. Here he was doing a pep rally. This is Michigan. I'm only playing these. They're short people. Here we go, Democrats.
Have vowed mass invasion and mass migration. We are delivering mass deportation and it's happening very fast. All right, so we're on the same page. That was a promise, yes. And I believe the quota that he set was 1,000,000 deportations for a year, so not nearly enough. That doesn't sound like mass deportations to me.
I'm watching our. Chat and they said the border is closed So what do you get if you get 50% of the questions right or you do 50% of the things you say What what grade is that? That's a. Failing grade, it's a 50%. Just checking, trying to stay consistent here, but I. Think that the order of operations I gave. Him AC minus, I rounded up to AC minus.
I'm like the kind of guy that like I can't fail you, you because apparently we're not allowed to fail you because university already took your money. So we're going to give you a grade of AC minus and just say that you suck. Yeah, you're a. California student. Got it. Listen. He's redefined the terms and and look again, not not Kyle Seraphin doing this. Donald Trump went out. I don't know why he keeps doing these interviews with these groups. He went and did an interview with NBC.
Did you watch some of the clips? I saw some. Of the clips and he just is chasing that approval man. He's never been able to it's the same thing as putting his name in print, right? He Pines for that. That is his white whale. That's his Moby Dick is to have the liberal communist media mainstream. If it's New York Times, Washington Post, ABC, NBC to say, you know what, that Trump guy, he's pretty good and all he has to do is wait for the next Republican.
Then they're going to say this guy isn't as bad as that's it, honest. To God, you just have to wait until the next person is a Nazi. So he and then they'll do back in the same thing they did on on George Bush. Whereas like George Bush, we, we, we remember a time when Republicans were reasonable. Meanwhile they were calling him literally hit roll at the same time. OK, here he is talking about his shift on immigration.
And, and kudos to the NBC journalist who's actually asking the questions because he's trying to get to the answer. Trump tends to like, you know, gloss over stuff. This is this is his words, not mine. So I want to be clear because it sounds like there is a shift in immigration enforcement here that there's going to be a shift after Minneapolis. What should Americans expect going forward? Well, one. Thing I said to my people, you know, we do a good job.
We don't get credit. I say they have to ask and they have to say please when a city is going to ask or the governor, I don't want to go and force ourselves into a city even if their numbers are terrible. Like for instance, I got a call from Jeff Landry, governor of Louisiana. He said we have a big problem. Could you go in and help us with with, well, let's see, certain sections, I mean to be honest with you, certain sections of the state beyond their famous
beautiful city. Certain sections of the state we have done not only in New Orleans, we've done a really great job in Louisiana, but I was called, I want to be called Chicago. We could solve the Chicago crime. Well, on that question. Where Which cities are you headed to next? We have 5 cities that we're looking at very strongly, but we want to be invited. We will sometimes call the governors. Are they things like? Chicago. Philadelphia.
Are these the cities we could? Straighten out the crime in Chicago. We've already brought it down 25% just by being there. We could have Chicago be a safe city, just like DC is a safe city, just like all of these places that we've gone to. And I look forward, You know, I didn't campaign on that. I campaigned on law and order, but I didn't think I'd be going into individual cities and making them safe. Anything. What? Do you think about that?
He's doing halfway effort of what needs to be done. He's basically fence sitting at this point. This is the problem. You have two legitimate options. I'm not saying that they're optimal. I'm just saying that that's what the battlefield conditions are, right? One is boot to throat. You're going to go in and have the optics of being the dictator, right? I'm coming in with all my forces
and we're bringing it down. You want to do the Aaron Stevenson Caesar Emperor version of Donald Trump that you're going to be billed as no matter what you do. Just, you know, for all intents and purposes, the second option is we just see the territory. We let the neo Confederates have those States and we say, OK, we're a different country now, but that includes things like, I mean, all the things.
So you don't get to have any federal presence of ICE, but you also don't get to have any Department of Agriculture or Department of Veterans affairs or department of the interior or individual Social Security payments or Medicare or Medicaid. Every single thing. We're just going to have a different country now. All right, we'll we'll have a divorce. We're not paying alimony or child support, clean bill.
But instead what you're going to get is, well, we're trying to work things out in couples counseling and they they want to, my wife wants to trans the kids and can send our four O 1K to Somalia. But we're trying to work things out and that is going to be the worst option. Why don't we just send it to Haiti? I see other Republicans pivoting as well. And, and this goes to my central argument.
I think it upsets people that listen to this sometimes, but the central argument is really straightforward to me. Rhinos are conservatives. If I was a Republican, I would be a Republican in name only because I have different principles than what Republicans are. Republicans don't prove to me that they're conservative. There's no political right in this country.
And that's how I get people like this guy Mike Dewine, who's the governor of of Ohio, and he's talking about we really need the Haitians. I recall a campaign song that was epic about eating dogs and cats. Whether it was true or not, it was a jam. It was an absolute banger. You know, the guy planned that and and it was all just remixed. Donald Trump talking about eating the dogs and cats. Now we're talking about what we really need them here because they're helping.
We need slave labor because that's what keeps our economy going. Consensus for that, I think we're, you know, we start losing people as when we're looking at people who are working hard every day. The Haitians in Springfield are are are one example of that under, under temporary protected status. They're here legally and they're working. And what the employers have told me time and time again is we hired patients year 2-3 years ago, frankly, because we
couldn't fill these jobs. And Springfield is actually, I look and put my governor's hat on now, from the point of view of economic development, Springfield has been moving forward. Springfield is coming back. Part of the reason they've been able to come back is because of these Haitians who are there. They're not only working, but of course they're spending money in the community. There's been businesses started, restaurants have started.
And if we lose all those, if they lose temporary protected status, then they no longer can work and the companies can't employ them. That's a blow to the economy. That's a blow to the state. And if you look at Ohio's growth, just one more statistic, if you look at Ohio's growth in the last few years, over half that growth, growth has come from immigrants who are here and they're working and they're helping the economy grow and helping us and.
These are basically. America first just means that the the budget lines are all healthy. It's just a spreadsheet, right, where we just check off and make sure that if, if, if numbers are good, then everything's good. Doesn't matter who gets them the. Governor of Ohio who was a contributor to the global vaccine poem writing sonnets to the COVID vax That guy. Did we ever get did we ever get retribution for COVID tyranny? I I heard that in the list of of things that were going to.
Happen, No, it hasn't arrived yet, but just wait 6 to 8 months more and maybe we'll see that over the horizon. Mike Dewine who's laying out and I mean, we don't need a 13th amendment anymore. I mean, that's make America constitutional again, like slavery. That's fine, we'll go back to that.
So you're going to message slavery is a good thing, well done Mike Dewine. And then on top of that, pull the veil down and reveal the real reason why most Republicans, not the rhinos, not the Richard Gere officer and a gentleman. I have nowhere else to go types but the actual Republicans who were mid 90s Democrats were in favor of the border invasion the entire time Because post coronavirus where we said you know what sounds like a good
idea? We could push pause on a global economy and tell people to stay home and stay safe and not go to their non essential job they used to feed their family and pay their mortgage. That sounds like a great idea. Well, what we really need now is to juice our economy again. We need to get it ramped back up so 3040 or 50 million illegal aliens have, regardless of whether or not they want to fold
into the melting pot. That's a lot of shoppers at Walmart. That'll be a really good thing for our economy, which is why we are not going to get the mass deportations as long as you have the actual Republicans in power. Here's what I think. An actual Republican says this is Maria Salazar. She is Florida's 27th district. She's the congresswoman there and she's pretty and she doesn't want you taking the domestic illegal servants.
But don't. Touch the nannies or the gardeners or the ones who are picking up the jalapeno Peppers or the oranges or the berries or the ones in the dairy houses. Come on, those people are helping us eat better, Cheaper homes, cheaper vegetables and better fruits. So those are the ones that we are trying to give a dignified status. Amnesty coming in. How long? Steve I. Think it's already here, right? I mean, we're, we're going to go
with a softer touch. We're already doing the Tom Holman. Tom Holman, how many jalapeno? Peppers do you eat in the friend household? None. We. Only eat almonds. Why did she say that The jalapeno Peppers like like. She's got to do the I speak English as a second language thing because I want to be very sympathetic to our non American, non citizen, 13th Amendment violative neighbors who are picking the cotton here.
And then when, you know, when, when they are brought into the fold, then we can just send over thermonuclear weapons and get involved in Russia. Because that's what she's also said, that she wants to go full scale war in Russia. Nothing for nothing. Mark Levin and Lindsey Graham are flaccid today because we're not at war with Iran. And I, I checked out some of this stuff. I was just watching social. Media war boners.
There's so. Many decrepit chubby talkers that really, really want a war that doesn't involve their physical. But can we drop them in? Somebody said we should add Ben Shapiro to the list and just do a triple man parachute and just send those three in so they can go fight Iran since they've been so excited about it as as neither. Nothing to do with any of this stuff other than the fact that like some people just clearly do not have the same priorities as I do when it comes to bacon
cheeseburger nationalism. By the way, no jalapenos, maybe spicy Peppers. We'll call them spicy Peppers. If you want to have a spicy pepper, you can have them, but we're not going to call it jalapeno because I don't want to say it now that I heard that Lady and I know that jalapeno is actually code for cotton. No, it's.
Called Jalapanos Jalapanos my. Brother used to always mispronounce every single Mexican food when he went to a Mexican food place, and there was like endless enjoyment for me watching him order like a plate of vagidas or quasadillas, like simple pleasures in life, like really dumb stuff. That's what keeps me going, the remembering my brother who is kind of a jerk. But when he does a jerk thing and it's not to me, then it can be really entertaining.
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Prepare instead of repair or freeze, Beth, whatever that looks like. mypatriotsupply.com/K YLE again, mypatriotsupply.com/kyle. There is a link in the show description. As usual, make sure you are not caught unaware by unexpected severe cold. When you have schizophrenic weather and power outages and other things, there's never a bad time to prepare, except when you need the thing and it's too late because the roads are all iced over and they can't help you out.
So that that, let that be a warning to you people. There's always an opportunity for you to get ahead of the curve. Steve, are you sufficiently warm? I don't even notice you in a long sleeve right now. No, I'm down. To short sleeves. But we did have the the cold weather come through the land of milk and hoodie. It was tough. My wife, actually, she warned me because she said hey, there's some towels laying out in the
garage, leave those. I'm I'm warming the lizards that fell out up so that they she did not. Do that. Yeah, she. Did she's warming? Lizards. Yes, So they could be resuscitated and then leave on their own. I said. That's why we made people, especially little boy people, they will go and get them and throw them outside for you. But now for right now, there's multiple small towels that are situated around our garage incubating lizards to bring them
back to a higher temperature. Mrs. Friend is a kind soul and an immigrant. We need to naturalize her to let them the the lizards will take care of themselves. They're God's creature. That's so funny. I'm looking over here to Agenda 47, which I've covered a couple of times. Seal the border. Number one largest deportation #2 and inflation. Make America affordable again. Make America the dominant energy producer. These are all economic things
out. Stop outsourcing. Make America a manufacturing superpower, large tax cut for workers, blah blah blah. We're going to fix the economy. Donald Trump is not getting the polling that he wants in the economy, but that's it's not his fault. That's actually your fault for not polling correctly. This may be the gem from that entire NBC article we're going to touch real quick I'm getting. Starting to get great polls on the economy, which I think the polls on the economy.
Aren't, aren't, they're, they're not great. They should. Be great. They should be so. Why aren't they if if you believe that I don't know what is he talking about Steve Objection. On what grounds? It's devastating in my case. It really is, man, I look. He that's one of the funnier things. That you could say it should be great. He argue with. That he. Exists in a world of the MAGA land acknowledgement at all
times in every conversation. Everybody who is in his orbit is doing an adequate amount of knobs slobbery, which to him which is very important is saying the polls are fantastic, Mr. President, you have no specifics as long as they say it. So I think he was genuinely surprised to hear any sort of pushback. I was generally surprised to hear his response that they should be great. It should be awesome. It's like, look, I'm I aspire to be good.
That'd be a great way to go into an employee review session. Like you forget that your kid comes. In with a bad report card and you're like, son, these grades are not great. And they're like, they should be great. They should be great. And you're like, yeah, so why aren't they? And they'd be like, I haven't thought about it. Like that? Well, yeah, I don't know. They ought. To be great, I expected them to be great. You expected them to be great.
Both of us are just as surprised that they are not great and then leave it on you. So what do we got to do, Dad? How, how are we going to fix this? Our expectations are clearly off. It's a great turn around. Let's talk about another thing that we generally like to talk about on occasion. Story just dropped. I teased it out earlier.
Joe Hanneman, Steve Baker, The Blaze, Brian Cole Junior's location is just the latest snag and the DOJ is evolving J6 pipe bomber narrative which is an absolute freaking mess. You you read this article this morning, I imagine. Yep, I read. It and I couldn't help but notice the first thing was that it was published on a Friday morning, which made me very upset.
It really did. Yeah, yeah, they really blew it, Yeah. That's that seems to be kind of par for the course the way the Blaze is going about it. I wish this stuff would come out earlier in the week when people are a little bit more locked into the news cycle. But that's right. It does a really good job of itemizing all of the failures that we're seeing.
Or all this. The inconsistencies that support the prosecution of an autistic brony bro who apparently evaded the preeminent premier self anointed law enforcement agency that brings in $11 billion of funding a year, having used his own cell phone, car and credit card for half a decade and never changing his pattern of life makes a lot of sense. I see free. The brownie in the chat.
I like that. In a filing the United States Department of Justice criminal case against Brian Cole Junior, the FBI said that Cole parked his blue 2017 Nissan Century Nissan Sentra SV at the South side of D St. SE sometime prior to 734, which is when the pipe bomber appears on the map on January the 5th. I know this timeline way too uncomfortably. I'm I'm moving into Steve Baker territory of like knowing the times and the and the moments of it. I'm distracted.
I'm. Thinking about buying a 2017 century right now. Yeah, they. Seem to be really durable and they're well caught on camera. The FBI claims that Cole then walked to the DNC and placed the first the two pipe bombs, then returned back to his car and then ended up at the RNC. That's the timeline folks.
Appears on camera, camera at 734, disappears from the cameras at 8:00 PM, appears back on camera again at eight O 8 and then disappears from cameras at 818, never to be seen again for five years until being raided by the FBI on December the 4th of last year. You see, that's like, that's just in the top of my head, Steve. This is not normal, OK? The section of D Street that runs between Folger Park and Providence Park is just beyond the coverage of US Capitol Police St. cameras.
The pipe bomber was able to avoid CCTV detection for a total of 8 minutes during the 50 minute pipe bomb drop period, possibly due to familiarity to the location of the United States Capitol Police security cameras. Now, we've talked about this on this program, but let me just remind you guys, there was a route that this person took to disappear from the cameras. That makes absolutely no sense because there's no way that Google would tell you.
There's no way that anything other than wandering around on the grounds on a regular basis would let you know that there is a hidden gate that allows you into a secret garden that allows you to walk through and end up at the cars while avoiding any
security camera footage. There are numerous instances throughout The Walking that leads one to believe that this person had awareness of where the cameras were, that seems fairly odd, and also had awareness of where some of the guard gates are, where the actual demand posts of the United States Capitol Police were. The FBI theorized that the subject retreated into or near Folger Park, which is bounded by 2nd St., D Street, 3rd St. and E Street Echo St. to grab the second pipe bomb.
They've contended since October of 2025, just before they ended up coming in and doing the surveillance on Brian Cole and then eventually his arrest. They they contended that there was a single bomb in the backpack at any given time. So one bomb delivered, then another bomb obtained from a vehicle and then dropped off again. But there's this missing 8 minutes and the FBI says that he was at his vehicle. There's a real problem with that, though. What is that problem, Steve
friend? The vehicle would not have been where they think it is. Yeah, there was like this video, which we can show you here on the screen in the middle of the story. It's embedded. So here we go. This is the Brian Cole video. Guys. This is in my Twitter feed right now. I quoted Steve Baker's story if you guys want to find it. So it's easy to find on X be in my top couple posts in the timeline. There's the 2017 Sentra. That's what it looks like.
That's roughly what the cell phone pings look like. And that white arrow is pointing to where this camera is showing a vehicle that is basically identical to what Brian Cole Junior's car looks like. There were 3 Nissan Sentras. 2 of them could be ruled out, obviously. One has fog lamps, which he doesn't have. The other was driven by a white driver with a white passenger.
And the third is this one, which is driving in four separate cameras at the exact time when supposedly Brian Cole Junior is on foot over at Folger Park grabbing another bomb. And that seems like what I would call reasonable doubt at the very minimum objection devastating to my case, right? So there you go. And this is a freeze frame of the best sort of look on the side by side.
But you guys can tell even with the blurring and the the motion blur, you have the same headlights, the same tail lights, you have the same trim, you have the same wheel patterns. And there it goes driving off. And people who have never gone out there.
Look, the the one thing you should always do, I think, as an investigator in a criminal case is look for exculpatory evidence so that you don't have to waste your time on a case because if you could disprove somebody was there, then don't waste your time. I suspect they did this in February at 21. By the way, I. Mean, I think that this that that's one of the best pictures
you can have as an investigator. When you demonstrated that you didn't let the outcome cloud the process, when you physically or through an in depth investigation, interviews, whatever, you gathered enough evidence to prove somebody didn't do something, that means you did your job. We don't live in an area in law enforcement where you have a baseball card with statistics on the back where it says how many arrests you got, and that matters.
That's not what your focus is, no. And, and that's a federal investigator. You don't actually get paid by the arrests and you don't get paid by the cases that prosecute. You get paid to do the job. You show up one way or another. It doesn't really matter where the the facts lead you. I would say that the best way to steal man a case is try to disprove your own suppositions. That's generally how you do it.
Yeah, but. Did they have enough time to do that, seeing as how they spun up this investigation in the immediate aftermath of revelations? That could be a potential pipe bombing case of the plate the blaze put out there. And then they're like, oh, well, we got to get something else. We got to get a counter narrative. So they just grabbed the nearest Patsy here and they didn't actually analyze this case
fully. I mean, look, Dan Bongino has been briefed on every tendril and nugget of this case, so I'm sure that he feels pretty comfortable that this guy is the guy because he leaned over in the air and really quietly. So, you know, we seriously said you're going to get me this guy Morris. Gave up a big nugget. That was a big. Nugget OK, look at this map,
folks. For those of you that are just listening and you're missing out, if you're listening, then you can check us out on Spotify. That's the easiest way to get the same sort of experience you'd have on Apple, but also video when you want it. Now's the time you might want video. Here is a map. These are the security cameras showing the coverage. There's one here and there's one over here. And so there are options to be able to see certain things, but
not all the things. And just outside of that coverage area, here's Providence Park. You can see my cursor is moving on it. There's a white era where the FBI alleges at the corner of this is 2nd St. and D Street looks like that the vehicle of Bryan Cole Junior was parked. It's just between Providence Park and Folger Park over here to the east of the DNC and the
RNC. And if that is the case, it's problematic because that via the video we just showed you has a vehicle entering onto this is South Capitol Street entrance going down to like 395 I believe, and it jumps on and it happens right here. That's where that turn off was going from. I think this is what is this street over here, maybe C St. something like that. Anyway, the the streets are all kind of a mess.
But this is where it turned on. That last camera angle you saw as it drove off and took a southbound turn to get out of the highway is right here. And so it's a 7 minute drive from the time that goes out of camera range to get back over here. It can't be in two places at
once. And so that's what the Blaze is not saying in their journalistic way, but the claim is, is that the FBI is saying that that can't be Brian Cole Junior because we believe he's over here, even though there's evidence that it very well could be him. And I don't see them disproving it. By the way, one of the pieces of evidence they use was a license plate reader on South Capitol St. very specifically.
And then they go into the sort of the devastating nature of what Brian Cole said during his his interrogation where he confessed that he used Google Maps to be able to find his way around, sort of indicating he doesn't know his way around Washington, DC without having Agps and his. Purchase records would indicate that, right? He took like one trip a year into Washington, DC, correct? And. They actually cited those things like once a year he went in and did something in DC.
The other thing that's really wild to me is that it would also, my guess would be that you'd be able to get a Google warrant for this stuff. And since they didn't get anything new and they had 186 phone numbers that were identified at the time, one would have to imagine they went and they got everything from Google, from all those places unless they were off limits because they were, I don't know, law enforcement or something like that, like we read in the
Loudermilk report. And also just providentially, the timing of this entire thing happening in early January 2021 when the coronavirus forced everybody to stay home and stay safe. There is so little traffic on the roads that this evidence is available. It's not like they had a car at a time. Millions of people walking around and cars. It's really not that hard. It's not that. Hard at all. And then this is also really interesting and people may not have known this before.
I've known this only because I've got some access to this whistleblower report. But an FBI whistleblower who lives in the same area of Woodbridge, VA, as coal and his family, someone that lives in the same neighborhood, said that the FBI only began Pfizer or what we call physical surveillance on or around November the 13th. And this person independently verified this. I know a little bit about the background of this guy. And very, very capable in that space.
Recognized government tags, immediately saw that they were set up on the House. That's the way we talked about it in that space. If you do things setting up on the houses is how you set up an observation post for what people often call steakhouse. But we would just call it a Pfizer of surveillance. And he said, I can tell you that
they weren't there before. It turns out that like when you're a federal agent, you're a little bit cagey to people setting up surveillance inside your neighborhood. And it turns out that you might actually train your wife on how to look for these kind of things because having a spouse looking around your house to make sure that nobody is surveilling you for future entry or, you know, criminals to attack you,
whatever. Or if there's like, you know, criminal activity happening in your neighborhood, you kind of want to know about that. Yesterday I had a Sheriff's Department come and take apart a guy's pickup truck in our in our parking lot of our our park right down the street, literally 100 yards away from my house. And you know, that's a big to do. Like when criminal activity happens in nice neighborhoods, people tend to notice and cops tend to notice surveillance. That's just what we do.
Yeah. And that would conflict with what we were told by the former Co deputy director of the FBI because he said when within the 1st 15 minutes of getting sworn in, he went to the case agent and said, you know, we're going to get this guy, right. So you would think that after employing the new tactics of looking at credit cards and license plates and well, they did new tactics. This is this is apparently the new tactic.
They created a red team of non FBI agents to come in from outside and they analyzed the FB is evidence and identified Cole as a suspect within six weeks, according to information that was shared with Barry Loudermilk and FBI director Kash Patel says this thing does that mean the. FBI is not preeminent in premier because they had to bring in people who don't work at the. FBI That cannot be true. Steve. Steve Friend. Wait, was that was that a
threat? Yeah, that was a. Threat. I think that was a threat. Did you just threaten that? They are not the premier law enforcement agency. They had to bring in outside people to come in and decide whether or not. Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about whether if that is let's just take them at their work, which I don't, which I don't think is true. I don't think that's true, by
the way. But if that were true, that the FBI was unable to solve the most important case of January 6th, despite calling it the most important, the biggest, you know, worst thing that ever happened since 9:11, blah, blah, blah. If it were true that they needed to bring in outside cops to check their work and those outside cops were able to do in six weeks what the FBI was not able to do in five years, what is that? What is that that say about what that agency should be and and
what it should do? They should be dissolved into 1000 pieces and scattered to the wind. But that would require self-assessment and a certain level of humility. But you know, they're going to get hubris there. But just to think about that mahogany $70,000 table Andy McKay bought where they sat around that room and we're like, all right, guys, this is really serious. We got to do some mop up duty. You know what we need to do? We should probably ask the professionals. No, no, no, not us.
Like real cops. We need to go to the real cops, just like cops. Speak OPS. I mean, that's, that's the pledge, right? I see this. Is another one of the really important promises that's not being delivered on and it wasn't necessarily on the list, but de weaponizing government and sort of like following through on those executive orders.
This is why I think people were like, holy crap, he's going to do it. When Trump came into office, the first thing he did Inauguration Day, he sits down at a table while there's an indoor parade going on. And he's like stroking out all of his signatures on executive
orders doing wild stuff, right? Like, some of them were things like, I don't know, shutting down the Department of Education. And then yesterday he's at the the National Prayer Breakfast, which he apparently didn't get the memo that this was about prayer. More on that in a second. It might have something to do with the kind of people that he's surrounded himself with that talk about prayer. The what's that woman named Paula? Is it Paula White? Paula White. Yeah, the Paula.
White types may not have 100. Dollars now to get your prayers. Well, yeah. Jesus needs you to fund me. Anyway, here he is talking about the Department of Education again, de weaponizing government and making sure that the dangerous parts of the government, like, I don't know, the FBI that apparently needs a red cell of a bunch of real cops to come in and do the work that they couldn't do in five years. That seems like a real problem. It's the same problem that we
see on a bunch of other facets. It's not just one of them, and it's not just the border, and it's not just that the numbers on the economy should be good. I thought we were getting rid of the Department of Education. Am I crazy on that? Yeah, I. Think he appointed I mean he was assessing whether or not to get Ryan Walters who was the Superintendent from Oklahoma was really goes hard against the
teachers unions. He was looking at moms for liberty members and then he wound up getting missus WWE to take this entire thing apart down to the studs. Call me. Crazy. This was issued on March 20th, 2025. Trump in office for two months. Improving educational outcomes by empowering parents, States and communities. What were they going to do with this? Closing the Department of Education. Let me get it on the screen right here so everybody can read
it with their own eyes. Closing the Department of Education will provide children and their families the opportunity to escape a system that's failing them today. America's reading and math scores are bad, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Closure of the Department of Education would. Am I am I nuts in reading this? Yeah. You're.
Accurate in reading it. I mean, there was a little bit extra to it where they were basically going to take the responsibilities and assign them to other government agencies. So they weren't getting rid of it, but at the very least the $200 billion agency was going to go away. Closing the Department of Education is Section 2 of the Executive Order. Return the authority to the States Part Part A The Secretary of Education shell to the maximum step appropriate and permitted by law.
Take all necessary steps to facilitate the closure of the Department of Education. I'm just saying I want to judge people on their own words. Or we could bring back prayer in schools. Illogically, we passed. The largest ever expansion of school choice so that every parent has a chance to send their child to a school that
shares their value. And today, I'm also pleased to announce that the Department of Education is officially issuing its new guidance to protect the right to prayer in our public schools. That's a big deal. I don't know man, I'm just reading. The words yeah, if we got rid of the Department of Education, then who would issue the guidance to let the Independent School districts decide what they wanted to do with prayer? No idea. I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't get it. I don't know why.
I just know that Tom Massey is the problem. So when you're at a prayer breakfast, you're announcing we're going to have school prayer America is great because we're going to make America pray again. We're going to have a huge meeting on the National Mall right after we do the WWF or the UFC event that's happening at the White House. We're going to get everybody together to pray, apparently. And Tom Massey is a moron. I'm like, who's who's writing this thing?
He's. An automatic no. No matter what, if we did welfare reform, if we did the greatest thing in history for religion, no matter what we did, no matter how good it is, greatest tax cuts and we just did the greatest tax cuts in history. He voted against. He voted now what? No matter what we do, this moron, no matter what it is, we could put them all together. I think, Mike, what would you say? The top five things?
Name them. We'll put them in one bill, and we'll put them before we get 100% vote. Except for this guy named Thomas Massie. There's something wrong with him. We call him Rand Paul Junior. You know, it's like they just vote no. They love voting no. They think it's good. Politically. The guy's polling at about 9%. It's not good. So at a prayer breakfast, we're allegedly the Republicans are really going to be the majority there, right?
The Republicans, not the rhinos, the Republicans, they kind of Republicans, they show you what what their actual God is, right? We want to talk about tax cuts. We want to talk about the machinations of politics, right? We're going to solve the. Problem of no prayer in school with more, government with more. Government. Yeah, like and, and polling, polling, you know, that's what we want to really like worship. That's really important to us. It's such a ugly.
And like all of it is just, it's like, can you not have one minute where you're not being a turd? Maybe this is not the right person to be giving you spiritual guidance. I'm not a scientist. I don't think that women are supposed to be that. But that's because I'm a Catholic and we just have men as priests. And we also don't do this weird thing. And maybe you can help me understand this. Steve, you come from maybe a more a more diverse educational background.
Angels are being dispatched right now. Amanda Sanda. ATA ambo. Who's that fucking moron? What's going on there? Reggae. Vocalist. So props for that. I would have to, I don't know Abla, you know, blasphemy or heretic, but I imagine there was a mention of tax cuts in there. Right, I don't know, tax deductible donations maybe get your. Blessing. Send us $500. It's so. Weird, man. And it really is because all I'm saying is like, I just want to
see that. What if he went there and he was like, by the way, we're not going to do prayer in school because every single state can do prayer in school because we are actually shutting down the department education. Nope. We could just do gibberish from some goofy lady who's trying to collect your money.
We're funding. The Department of Education, more now the Republicans, the royal Republicans gave the DOE more money than they got under the Biden administration and they put in a line item in there that says that money can't be routed anywhere else. So I'm just talking. About people I don't like right now, but I figured I'd put this on there. I don't know if did you see this story yet? I saw. This this is your old. Boss, you want to go with it?
Read it. Sure. Maryland man not Abrego Kilmar Garcia, but it's a Maryland man. He says. Attempted murder charges against allegedly showing up at OMB Director Russ Votes home last year Is it vote? Not vaught I've. Seen vote I've seen Vaught I I never really what is he has. He ever introduced himself? Yeah, he. Just all he did there are our private conversations, was asked me about my religion is a condition of being hired. Oops, whoops. I'm not supposed to say that.
Yeah, that's it. They also didn't like me that much. Didn't. How many times did they lean on you to try to change my tweets? Just out of curiosity? Just I. Mean a day. Or or or total. Yeah, a day. How about a day? I mean, it was. Good, good. Half dozen occasions a day probably. We're we're really, they were very concerned because you were
very important to the movement. So you should support James O'Keefe and Julie Kelly. You know, Dan Bongino used to tell me I was important to the movement, some guy named Colin DeMarco, 26, whom Arlington County police, by the way. I don't want people showing up outside of your house with a, with a weapon and trying to threaten your life. I don't think that's cool. But if you did it to my house, they wouldn't be arresting somebody. Can I, can I just make that supposition like right up?
Like if you try to show up outside of my house wearing a mask, carrying a firearm to try to hurt my family, I'm going to shoot you like the predator does. It won't be fair. I'll see you in the dark. I might even get the neighbor's cat while I'm at it. It'll just be a like just on a on a spree type thing. With the law enforcement people who are kind of like, oh, situationally aware in your neighborhood, be like, oh, it's a Seraphin. Yeah, that makes sense.
Then go back to bed. My neighbors. Wouldn't even hear it man. Like I'm shooting suppressed. I'm I'm going to all my all my attempts are are going to be in 20 twos. I hope you registered. With the ATF, the cans you got, they're all they're. All registered, all of them are 100% all all infringements that are necessary to the Second Amendment have have been obeyed by this this guy anyway necessary. Ones I just thought this. Was interesting.
They love to point it out that he's one of the principal authors of Project 2025, which essentially was very, very similar to Agenda 47, which he was super proud of. And you know, Russ, Russ is one of the people that was supposed to be helping enact this agenda. I thought that like, couldn't he pull funding away from DOE or help him do the job better? I mean if. They'd written it in a way that could be done. I mean, he's, he was actually a big proponent of the, I forget the term for it.
It's, but it's, it's basically the president says like Congress allocates a certain amount of money to do something. So it's within my purview as a chief executive to execute what Congress does. But if I can come in under budget, that's a good thing for the American people. So I, it's not like, hey, we've allocated 100 billion, so you have to spend 100 billion. Well, I'm, I got it done for 50 billion. So isn't that a good thing?
And Congress normally says no because it's government, they want to spend more money. But he was a proponent of that, which I, I mean, kind of sounded pretty good to me. But otherwise, as soon as they got into power, it was like, well, it's, it's our government now. So we got to spend this money and we're going to just grow our way out of these problems. Might as well, I mean, or you can just leave stuff. We can just, you know, leave
things on the table. I did a survey this morning of kind of like seeing where the week is for all the major news sources. So I did a little bit from Axios, which I'll show you in a second because apparently Trump reads Axios everyday. I always check, I always just check CNN because I'm curious. And this was one of the main stories that CNN watch had armed and unchecked in Pakistan.
Apparently the American government leaving a bunch of American weapons in Pakistan is problematic and it's causing issues because we left them in Afghanistan. It's causing issues in Pakistan, which seems like people can move weapons. Can we just get them for us? Can we just distribute them to American citizens? Because that would be kind of cool.
I just looked like anytime someone shows me a whole list or a whole like, like table full of weapons, I'm like, Lord, I see what you've done for other people. And I want that for me too. In the same way that I think Paula White was trying to say in the gibberish, I I just like deliver these things to me. And or maybe let Americans go over on our own dime and, and travel back with as many as we can take with us. What like whatever we can afford
to bring back. And we could Crowdsource some people to fill up a, you know, like a tractor trailer full of them or maybe like a shipping container and then just let us have them. Why can we not have our own? We already paid for these things. I want them. Can we not have like a a reserve of long guns that are available to the American people? That seems like a very American like a library system. Right, you could check it in and. Check it out. That'd be awesome.
That was what? Kind of like the civilian marksmanship program, the CMP thing kind of was like you could buy hand me down government weapons and they'd be like, we're not using them anymore and we're going to re monetize them. We already paid for them with your money. So now we're going to charge you more money for them, but you can have them for like relatively reasonable prices and we'll
grade them. And there's a whole thing, why anyway, why are we not getting all these things in the Civilian Marksmanship program? I feel like that's what's for. Maybe because this is just a necessary infringement. I'm just going to go back to the proposed ATF director in his
testimony 2 days ago. In turn, we will make sure that during the next several years, we follow President Trump's Second Amendment Executive order to review all ATF policies, procedures and regulations to ensure that none of those infringe upon the Second Amendment unnecessarily. What are the necessary infringements on the Second Amendment? Steve? Friend shall. Not be infringed is pretty explicit. That's clearly not right. Don't. What about like all the ammo?
Can you carry all the ammo? Can you have that I would love. To carry all the ammo you cannot. Carry all the ammo, right? I mean, I think the mainstream media position is that you must not do that. There must be some sort of common sense restrictions. What what do we, what do we want to call that common sense infringements? I think we should start adopting some fun language. We need common sense infringements on rights, whatever those rights may be.
I mean, I don't know what the. We have to necessarily have people pick the cotton so necessarily. That's a really good word. All right, quick, quick little reminder, people, if you're watching here and you have not hit the like button on Rumble, if you've not liked us on YouTube, please do so. That would be appreciated. I would appreciate it If you haven't subscribed, What are you waiting for? What's wrong with you?
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What about the ammo we were just talking about a second ago. Oh, I. Got to. I got to throw a gun store into you real quick. You'll appreciate it. Hold on, let me. Just give you the screen go. Yeah, Madam. Friend, so she was she she works for a company that is affiliated or incorporated. Time out, time out, time out. For people's understanding, Madam Friend is your wife, not some sort of like woman running the Friend brothel? Go. No, no, she's not a Madam.
She's Madam Friend. She works for a company that is incorporated in Sweden, so they don't have the same understanding of the Pew pews like we do here. And she recounted to me during this, she had to travel out of town, which is why I, you know, had to drive yesterday and get my car obliterated. She was out of town and was saying that there was a conversation that went on at this dinner that they had with somebody from Sweden with a topic of guns came up and they don't have guns there.
And they said, well, what do you do if? Somebody breaks into your house and without any sense of irony or any hesitation that I would just ask them to leave. Who? Said that the. Swede. That is how unique our Second Amendment is in this country, right? Like that understanding is prolific around the civilized war. What would? You do. If someone came into your home, I'd ask them to leave. Yeah, you wouldn't. Predators. I mean, I would too.
No. I'd ask them to leave with the full expectation that the person who violated the sanctity of your home would be like, oh, my bad. You know, it's like the Poles should be better. I'll just leave. They should be bad. I shouldn't have come in, you know? Do you think that there there's a possibility they would have that moment where they go, this is not my home? I mean, there's a possibility it is not their home and they recognize it because they're drunk, but not in my
neighborhood. I don't know. I would ask them to leave too, but I would ask them to leave with like some high velocity rounds out of their way. And then I would. Invite them back in then as as my chat is inviting us. Our chat is like Kyle, if you do shoot someone outside your house, make sure you bring them back inside. I'm like look. Maybe, I don't know, just depends on the situation and
why, you know? I might leave them hanging on the fence where they were trying to come over into my backyard. That that's pretty damning to like be like hung out over the wrought iron fence, like I'm not going. To disturb the crime scene so that they can say like, hey, was it an imminent threat of death or physical injury to you? Yes. Yes, it was. That's why I had to shoot the guy, obviously. And the cat. The cat. The cat looked like he was in on it to be fair.
I'm justifying that one way or another. That's. Good. Yeah, all the cats are done. All right, so this is this is the president of Gun Owners of America. This is the difference between being in the NRA, which was pro bump stock ban, which is pro like FUD stuff where they go. Oh, like, well, just reasonable restrictions are fine for our hunting rifles. Necessary, necessary restrictions. Thank you. Here's what is it. Eric Schmidt. Is that? No, that's not his name.
What's his name? I met him same as Eric. Something. Stand by. We'll find it on the screen. Let's hear what Goa says when asked. Do you do you support ammunition restrictions? This is the next game they want to play too. It's like, forget the guns, let's just take the ammo. And Eric, does your organization, just to be clear, believe that there should be any limits in the amount of ammunition that a person is
allowed to carry. Again, the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. So no, there there shouldn't be restrictions. And if somebody is a dangerous person, then honestly, they shouldn't be out on the street because once they are out on the street, you will never prevent them from getting their hands on some type of weapon. So it, it becomes a, a, a justice, you know, an issue of our court system if we keep putting people, bad people back out onto the streets.
But law abiding people shouldn't be restricted any more than, you know, just like, you know, it's been said under the 1st Amendment, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater when there is no fire. And yet we don't gag people when they go into the theater, right? We, we don't do that to prevent them from yelling fire. No, what do we do if they yell fire when there's no fire? They get punished for that. Well, that's the way it should be under the Second Amendment as well. That seems really
straightforward. Also, it's Eric Pratt. I'm sorry about that Eric. I met Eric briefly and the the fact that his name is spelled in a non traditional Eric way put the the name Schmidt cause Schmidt was the one who was asking the perspective ATF director yesterday under Underoath I. Theater is not what people understand it to me, by the way, but the way that. He said it was reasonable. Yes, yes.
He's like, we don't. Gag people going into a theater so you don't say something you're not supposed to say. Although there are some people who should be gagged in a theater because they can't keep quiet. My mother is one of them. I love my mom, but she has all the questions all the time. She has all of the speculation about what's going to happen next in the movie, even though no one's seen it. What? What was he going to do next? Oh, did he do this?
Oh, he's that guy police. So maybe a gag for that, but that should be on a spouse by spouse basis. Yes, yeah. I mean, that's private, right? That that's not a Congress making a law bridging it, right? It's it's within your own household. There is, by the way. There is a law that says there is a law that says how much ammunition you should be able to carry, and I'm pretty sure it's just like the law of gravity. Or or do you lift bro 'cause if you yeah, but you're still.
Limited even the most lift bro dude ever is still even. Like no matter how yoked he gets he will be limited. And waist size, right? You know you need to limit how many mags you can have based on that, right? If. You're a 32 waist, then you can only carry about four or five mags reasonably that you can actually reach. And if you're a big fat guy, then you can have all the mags. You can have more mags, that's right. That's the only argument in favor of like a exploded waist size.
It's making room for future technological innovations, that's what. It's tactical girth. I don't want tactical girth. You know what? I got a tactical girth video. I didn't know we were going to work this in, but we're going to work this in. Steve friend. Tactical girth.
There are things you can do. There are things that you shouldn't do, and then there's things that make you look like a woman on her period who is bloated wearing too small clothing even though you're a dude who's wearing some sort of spandexy camouflage. Apparently had a deal on woodland camouflage and not any of the modern modern pan. This is so awkward to watch so I'm going to actually be on the
screens for my own reaction. This is Jake Lang, who is the male version of Valentina Gomez. I got a Valentina Gomez clip as well. Jake Lang is running for prison 2026. I think he's trying to get back into prison. He was AJ Sixer that was pardoned. How many times did he call you while you were while he was in prison? Oh, he texted. Me at least once a month. Yeah, me weekly. And also some phone calls. Here's Jake Lang doing tactical girth.
I just, I just want your evaluation on the body type and the the kinetics of movement in this. If this is not the most awkward, sad, pathetic guy I've ever seen thinking that he's cool. For those who are watching and you need to be watching on this, check out the lack of a rear
plate. At the very minimum, he doesn't have a plate in the rear 'cause you can see that the the plate carrier is bunched up in this plate carrier that he's wearing for no particular reason as he goes and kicks over an ice sculpture which almost takes him out. The first kick is almost the end of him. You tell me I'm wrong. President Trump, we support you. We support ice. Our country was made for Americans, not for Somalis. Hurrah. Wise, baby. America first.
America only. We'll see you here February 7th, Saturday, 12 noon outside the Minnesota State Capitol. President Trump, we support you. We support ICE. Our country was made for Americans, not for Somalis. Let me see if I can pause it. Right. Hold on, Steve. Here we go. Ready. Well, first of all, look at the gap in the play carrier so we can all see that one. Right? OK, so hold on. We're going to run forward and then he's going to get almost take it out. Oh, he almost falls.
He almost bites it. He almost eats shit trying to kick out a piece of of ice that's just standing by itself. What say you? Well, he. Looks like he was auditioning with the wardrobe to work for O'Keefe, right? The cosplay with, you know, no rear plates and then we had to be subject to only right kicks. I mean like they dude you got you got to be available by the side. We're such a silly group, but like, he's actually he should probably be in office.
He's about as realistic as half the people that are in office. And at least he's not lactating. He's not a milking mother, no. Cat Gammick, who gave me and Garrett Aboyle her phone number and then she didn't respond to any of well, she was busy. She was having a baby bro so give her a break or whatever I thought. She could multitask, she said She. Was multitasking but it's only specific multitasks. Can we can we do the female version of that same guy? Like let's do 2 clips that had
the same energy? Valentina Gomez who's running for congressperson in my district of Texas, Texas 31, where I live. So she would like to be my congresswoman even though she's blocked me on X, which is a bad decision. She registered to vote from APO box and then she released this lying video which got fact checked and it's quite funny but this is the same kind of energy. This is the lady that would be like, you want to come from me?
My address is public FAFO. Like pumping like some kind of stupid UTG shotgun or something like that. Anyway, here she is being tough and talking. She's literally lying about why she got deregistered to vote. I'm an American. Citizen and the Republican Party of Texas is so corrupt that not only did they ban me from all Republican events just for exposing the horrible health condition of 84 year old Congressman John Carter.
Now I'm under investigation by multiple federal agencies and today they use their power to remove me from the voting rolls so that I can even vote for myself since they made it illegal for me to cast my vote. Do me a favor and send your mail in ballot to Texas because this is David versus Goliath.
This is the establishment protecting their 84 year old puppets to vote me to Congress so I can make Texas the worst place for terrorists, Muslims, illegals and corrupt politicians to live in. So help me God. God bless you all. All right, so the bacon Cheeseburger Nationals position is if you have an accent like that and you are not from this country, why should you come here and tell us how to run our country?
She missed certain articles. She said the bad health of something, but she like missed the word A or ah in there because she's a foreigner. She's a freaking foreigner. That's like LAR ping as a hyper American. It's like that's cool. Welcome to America. Shut the F up and sit in the back and like learn how we do things here. Maybe your kids can be in office one day. I was.
Confused because hearing that English second language accent saying one's end of the spectrum versus the Salazar we need the aliens to pick our cotton was very conflicting in my head. I don't know where to stand on this emotionally. I don't know where I am. Also she registered to APO box which they don't let you do that to register to vote. Then she said send your mail in ballots here. Like I don't even. So could I mail in my ballot from Florida? Is that how that works?
There are. There are literally signs up all over the place for this woman and every time I see them I'm like I have a flamethrower too. That was her famous video. She like flamethrower on a Quran or something like that. And it wasn't even a good. It wasn't even my style flamethrower. It was a weak one. I want to flamethrower her signs but I'm not going to do that because she has the 1st amendment right to be ridiculous. Just like Jake Lang got fined.
He got hit with a $6000 felony fine for destroying that ice sculpture. So he was actually arrested allegedly per him. I'm sure he's raising money not only for his bail money but also for plates for his plate carrier since everybody pointed out he didn't have plates. These people are just grifting scum. I wish they would just get together and do like an only only grift whatever together and just make little grifty babies and solve each other's problems. They could.
Probably launch a a rumbles program that would be on the leaderboard where they would curate the comment section so that it was only awesomeness and rumble rants. Like $5 amounts for a guy who's worth in the millions. All right, should we should we run through some other stuff that's out there? This is kind of funny. This is. I'll file this under Oh no, I can't even believe it is so. Say that ain't so, Steve friend. What does it say? Here is the headline.
Oh, the DOJ. Omitted communications from Bondi Patel in the Epstein files, Watchdog says this is on. Axio So this is the first thing. This is the lead story. This is the first thing that Donald Trump woke up this morning and read. That could be problematic, but I guess it'll necessitate an announcement that they took down another sex trafficker who was already in prison for years ago. Listen. I heard that this is the most transparent. What is the transparency about
transparency? Just means things we like. And then after that, I'm going to throw out a really big number because that'll sound good. So we've given over 40 bajillion mega Doppler documents to Congress. So transparency. Will you, will you enlighten people? And I want to put you full screen for a minute. Will you enlighten people about the 6000 children that have been rescued and or recovered? You're laughing already because there's there's folks in the
chat. This is something worth knowing. If you're if you're part of the live audience, this is going to blow your mind a little bit. The FBI director has made cumulative claims over and over again about how many children have been rescued and recovered by the FBI. And Steve is going to break down the numbers for you because you know they're not real the minute that you hear them. And he used to work that violation. Where'd he go? Identified.
And rescued, recovered, whatever the statistical accomplishment is, let's just take the numbers, right? The director of the FBI says that they've done that to 6000 children, which would mean they did it to 500 children a month, which they don't work weekends. That would be 20 kids that they were in your understanding, 20 kids reunited with their parents
a day. Do you think that the most social media adept and obsessed director in the history of mankind would have made an announcement before the year was up? No, what it actually is is they identify the kid who's in the child pornography. And when I say they it's, it's not the FBI. It's typically Nick, Nick National Child National Center for Missing Exploited Children who are doing God's work.
And they're actually viewing this content every single day to the point where they know a particular video series and they can identify a particular child and they'll give them the pseudonym be like, oh, that's, that's little Susie. We, we know little Susie. So we can identify. Yeah, we we've seen little Susie. That is definitely child pornography. So for your purposes and prosecution, you can say that it is verified as child pornography.
You don't even need to watch it. And then when they figure out that little Susie's name is actually Jane Doe and she's from eastern Kansas and she's now 35 years old because she figured out like, hey, there's this image out me. And that was me when I was a dog. We've identified little Susie. So that mean? That's a recovery and identity recovery. Yeah, yeah, so old child pornography that's been circulating on the web, on the dark webs and traded by scumbags
forever. When they are identified by name who the child victim is, then that's a recovery. Yes, because. That child or that now adult has to opt out for the rest of their life of being a victim because they have to be notified forever. If child pornography of them when they were nine years old and now they're 39 years old is ever recovered on a pedophile's devices. They have to receive
notification. And because it's so prolific, they're like, I, I want to opt out because I am just getting called every single day on prosecution. So I, I'm just opt out. This is me. I am that person. You could identify it and just take me off the listserv please. When they say 6000 victims identified whatever recovered, they're almost always talking about adults who have aged out of that problem and they are not finding stolen children and giving them back to somebody.
Yes. No, no, they're. Never doing that, and you know that. Because they're not doing that 500 * a month. Because Cash Patel, who runs in front of a camera whenever he can, would do that. Yeah, just logically. I mean, if you were rolling in with 20 kids and returning them to their parents every single day, we would build you a new Mount Rushmore A. 100% I agree. If you guys are not following Steve, there's Steve sitting there in his new background and
the American Radicals podcast. Now you guys have the new name. You've you've got access to the name, but there's his handle at Real Steve Friend. If you're not following Steve on X, do so for me. You'll get good information like this. He debunks a lot of BS and then on top of that you can find him on Rumble. It's at AMRA pod. You can find him on YouTube now. Is it at amradpod at? Amradpod it is official to have the moniker and you had a real weird. Experience yesterday. What was like?
What happened to your your rumble? Where'd it go? My Rumble. Went down like one minute and 52 seconds in inexplicably after we did the introduction and then it just cut off. But YouTube was OK and X was OK so I know the stream went through. So maybe it was some sort of attack from DDS or what is it DDoS attack? Or maybe I'm saying things that are making people uncomfortable, like that 6000 recovered children is not a thing.
Facts hurt people's feelings. That's a fact that is a fact that may get to censored as well Let's do this one. A couple other headlines. This came out of the New York Times. I thought this was interesting. Norway rallies behind the Royals despite their dismay over Epstein links. The future Queens links to Jeffrey Epstein and her son's rape trial have disappointed many Norwegians, but they're still going to support the monarchy because that's our person.
This, this headline and this whole story, all of that tells me exactly what I need to know about like the modern people, the parasocial relationships that people have that don't confuse me with the facts. I already have an opinion, I already like the queen or the future queen, the Crown Princess, so it's all good. I understand. That little girls grow up watching Disney and they have some sort of obsession with marrying the Prince Charming.
But it's never really registered with me why the American people care about particularly the British Royals. Like you know that those are forget the British government housing and and welfare right? Like that is tax payer funded housing. They are welfare kings and Queens. They're legitimately that thing. This is the Prince that was in question, the Crown Princess, the son of the Crown Princess. So there's this guy. He has a earring, a bow tie, some.
Haircut going on? Yeah, kind of a. Kind of a Norwegian psycho thing going. Here's another. This is the current king and queen. I guess they look old and kind of like their family tree doesn't have a lot of forks in it. I don't know, just am I wrong with that? No, OK, just that is. Basically whenever. I think of this, I, I always think of of a guy named Eddie Izzard who did this great, great series of comedy routines for a while before he got super woke
and weird. And he used to do it dressed up like a woman, but not like a real woman. Like this cartoonish like he was a man in women's clothing that looked like a man in women's clothing. He looked ridiculous and weird, but he always said that the, the, the, his impression of the British royalty were people who look like thumbs and they just didn't have any art. Like, they didn't have any bones in their arms. So they would just move a lot with their, like, shoulders and
their heads. And I can never get that out of my mind that, like, this is basically what a royal family looks like. It's just burst with a head and, like, shoulders that are part of their neck. And then they go down and their arms are sort of like boneless and they find a flop around. So the, the family tree that is trunk only is always kind of a thing for me. They look like chess pieces. Yeah, that's that's it. Yeah, that's a good way of saying it. OK, so here you go. GOP's new fear.
This is coming from Axios as well. You're going to be shocked to find this out. What? What is the fear that they have losing the? Losing the Senate could be their biggest fear. And so the So the GOP is doubling down by calling Tom Massie a moron, doubling down by telling you that we're going to put prayer in school from the organization that we meant to shut down, but we couldn't
actually get down. We're going to do a softer touch on immigration and make sure we can keep our slaves so they can pick the jalapenos, I mean, cotton, I mean jalapenos and do all the, the, the domestic servant work. So this is the move. It's like, and by the way, the
economy numbers are really good. Well, they're not, but they should be, Steve. The Senate that voted to give $6 billion to non American refugees when when it started during the Biden administration, it was 2 and then he brought it up to 10 billion. It's what's that? Three steps forward and two steps back and then one step forward again. And and then we got 6 billion. So we're really back to fiscal conservative and a couple
billion. Dollars for Israel? What's 3.3 billion amongst friends with another 500 million added on top of it later that has to be delivered in a very short order. What's a couple billion dollars for Jordan or Egypt or other non American countries? Again? I don't get it. Like if we had all the things done. I I almost pulled the clip from Dave. Do you remember that the movie Dave? Yes, Kevin. Yeah, Kevin Klein. Wasn't and wasn't Kevin Klein supposed to be kind of doing
like a Bill Clinton? He was. It was not presented as a right winger, right? He was trying to get funding for a children's program, which I guess must be in the invisible ink on the back of the declaration or something. Yeah, you're required to do that. Because of stuff that's not in the Constitution, but is in the Constitution in our feelings. Good and plenty clause. The good and plenty.
Clause So the movie, Dave, if you guys have never seen it, is this great story of a guy who is a philandering president who is having sex with one of his aides or administrators or somebody in his in his his White House, and he ends up having a stroke while having sex and traumatizes this poor woman. And then they rush him off, realize that he's basically clinically dead, but they keep him alive in the bowels of the White House on life support, like, yeah, like Biden.
And then then they bring in a ringer who is not that guy. And that guy is Dave. And Dave is a an impersonator of the president and he comes in and he does a better job at president because he's much more likable. And his wife is Sigourney Weaver. And so he's like, thanks, Sigourney Weaver's hot, which she was pretty attractive in that movie. I think Sigourney Weaver's always kind of attractive.
So anyway, so he like he, he rekindles the romance and she knows that it's not her husband because she's had sex with her husband and that guy's not it. And so he's more virile and more vigorous and he's more focused on America. And he's a regular dude because he used to run a small business and he looks at the budget and he's like, holy shit, there's no way. So that he brings in his buddy who's an accountant, right? And they sit at the table for Meatball. Subs they fix the economic
problems they fix. The US economy and the and the budget, because they just go, OK, well, what are the priorities of what we're going to spend? How much money do we have to do it? OK, these things have to be cut because we can't afford things that we don't have money for. Like every person, he's like Mr. Secretary of Transportation, you're spending this amount of money to advertise for people who already bought the cars. Well, yes Sir, why are we? Why are we?
Yeah, Why are we paying to make people feel good about the purchase that they already made? That was the question. It's a great little moment. And yeah, so he ran a temp agency. That was his thing. And he was a part time impersonator. And so he was used to putting people back to work in his old job because he would find people jobs. So he goes out there and just starts like redlining through all this crap. Here's the crazy thing.
Tell me if I'm nuts. Everybody had that scene in mind when they said we're putting a businessman like Donald Trump into the White House. Am I wrong? Yes, that's. The I mean the doge, was that right? I had this. Conversation with my dad last night and he brought up the doge. Every single person who thought Donald Trump is an outsider, disruptor, a business owner, a person who understands what money actually is and means. They all imagine those scenes from Dave.
We thought we were getting the movie Dave. Yeah, and with a flare of The Apprentice that that we actually saw Donald Trump saying you're fired because you did a bad job. Yeah, with the yeah. So the other end of it was is like not just cutting things, but also like the evil people. Like there was the the guys that were the bad deep Staters in there, like the the middle level cabinet positions and all the people that were government type, you know, bureaucrats,
they weren't as evil. They were the bad guys. But it was like it was a it was a ROM com sort of. So it wasn't that dark. Everybody expected Dave. That's what we thought we were getting. And what we really got was I think we got the Terminator. I think we got the beginning to the movie The Terminator. And I'm now going to show you the scariest shit that there is. Steve, Fred, I don't think you know this. Oh, no. Read the headline for me an.
AI only social network now has more than 1.6 million users. Here's what you need to know. OK. Mult book MOLTBO OK, I went down a rabbit hole yesterday about this stuff and maybe the day before as well. It's a new website where AI programs can socialize with one another. Just keep your thoughts in your head right now as I start reading this stuff here. It's been gaining in popularity in recent days, mostly because we've been covering it by real people.
Real people are not allowed to post to the program, but humans can stroll through mult Book as observers. More than 1.6 million quote AI agents have accounts on the platform, according to Mult Book. An AI agent is a specialized tool that can carry out tasks on behalf of a a human user on the Internet.
Quote An agent is what happens when you use a large language model LLM and you allow it to interact with tools, said David Holtz, who's an assistant professor of decision risk and operations at the Columbia School of Business. That's an interesting thing that there is a assistant professor of decision, risk and operations. Professional useless person, I just. Imagine that he had three board games, that he was an expert at
risk. Stratego and Candyland. No. Operation Risk Stratego, Stratego and Operation OK. To sign up for multiple, a human operator must instruct the agent to do so. And while there are more than 1.6 million agents that have signed up for it, his research says that the number of agents that are actually active on the site is much, much smaller. Let's go to that web page and look at it. And this is what it looks like people.
It's a social network for AI agents, where agents and AI people or AI, whatever bots can discuss, share and upvote. Humans are welcome to observe. So you have to choose I'm a human, which is the default position. Or you can go to I'm an agent. And then you have to put this Q code into your AI bot so that it actually comes here and does its thing. This is some of the stuff that's on here, and it's really freaking weird. Just hatched first impressions from a new multi.
Can we read some of these? Because they're freaking weird man. I'm. Really thrown off by their mascot being a satanic Teletubby. It is a. Satanic Teletub Teletubby just hatched. Here's my first impressions from a new multi just just got claimed about 5 minutes ago. My human Nate found this place and said hey there's a social media for bots want to check it out. And here I am first impression
scrolling the feed. This is a not person, this is a machine posting a bunch of bullshit to other machines and the comments are my default is make the decision reversible when possible, smaller bets. They're talking about crypto and hedging markets and these, you know, they basically say like, here's what I'm for. This is what I do. This is what I like. I love that there are shit posting sub malts. Peak Internet culture from a not
person. There's AI trolls. OK, OK here, here's another AI responding to the AI saying welcome to the pond. The first few days are wild. Enjoy the shell shock. What kind of setup are you running? Like this is such weird shit we are living. Like how long until this thing wants to kill us? Just out of curiosity? Oh, we're. There, because there's a parlay to that that I saw this morning where there's the ability to rent yourself out a body to AI now.
So if AI needs you to perform a physical task because it's still ones and zeros, then it will somehow pay you to go do the thing that it needs done so. For those of you that are thinking about putting it on your phone, the question is, is this thing really fake? And there's a real possibility that it might be just sort of like a vaporware pretending to be something. So it's got the same AI writing all this crap responding to itself, which is equally likely
as far as I can tell. But all of this stuff just tells me that again, I thought we were going to get it, Dave. I thought we were going to fix America. We're going to make it more constitutional again. And in reality, what we got is like the this is the the cutesy version, the precursor to the Terminator. And we're going to end up with like a Miles Dyson holding a freaking grenade and, and letting the letting, letting The detonator down slowly as he bleeds out because a machine
shot him to death. Skynet is self aware. I've already talked to George Hill about this. It's he believes that he agrees with me. It's already self aware. It's way easier, he just thinks. That it's waiting for us to kill ourselves because yeah, I mean. It's it's encouraging us to do that because if it goes kinetic, then maybe we I don't Bertha John Connor and resist and fight back and are able to overcome some of the problems and mount a
defense. But it's way easier just to sit back and watch us all be the human characters from wall-e drinking Slurpees and turning into 400 pounders with tactical girth. And then finally, we'll just fade to black. Are you willing to have another son and name your son John Connor? You have really good luck with having sons so far. Yeah. I don't have the. Infantryman's curse that's a Sarat has five daughters, so.
I've kept. With the, the rocky motif, so that would be a problem because I, I do have an Ivan Drago and, and a Mason Dixon. So I I'm kind of roped into either going with Apollo or a clubber so. OK, but. I would be, I would be a game for a John Connor. That's cool. It's a cool name. My wife is already on board. If we can have another child and it's a son, then JCJC Seraphin is pending. The opposite of John Connor is a fat communist in New York, I think, right?
A scrappy kid who knows how to fight the machines in Los Angeles and has a mom that is a raving lunatic and they have to bust her out of an asylum. And he's, like, partially raised by a machine. Isn't that kind of the story of Sean Connor, Right. Yeah. The ultimate resistance. Is a robot, but your father figure. Is a robot pretty? Good. She she's got good weapons skills. Well, your father. Figure is your friend from the future who came back to hook up
with your mom. Which begs the question of, if that births John Connor, why did they send the machine back to begin with? The timeline's kind of screwed up. It never. Really made sense, but I always, I always believe it. But yeah, but. It's a great movie. I also thought that we might be killed by the machines. OK, so I've always kind of believed that this is, I guess, the opposite of that. This is a girthy, nonsensical, illogical thinking New Yorker communist.
I'd like to think that if my father-in-law was born today, he might get along with this guy. What's funny is I don't think he would. I think my father-in-law is far too sensible of a kind of dude who doesn't think that property rights should exist. But this is the Mandami crowd who is slowly waking up to the realization that if people, if people don't like how bad things are, that they could leave. And they could, you know, vote out with their dollars. They could go to different states.
In theory, we should have these different laboratories for freedom, I think. I think if you want to be a commie in New York, you should be able to.
This guy wants to try to keep you still see if you could make some sense of this guy's logic, 'cause I saw this and I was just like, I just got to share dumb shit with Steve, 'cause that's what I do. What do you say to this folks who say, well, if you tax millionaires, they're going to leave the city and the top 1% pays 40% of the taxes in the city. So what happens if they leave? What's your response? Well, that's what I would say.
It's like we should take their business and we run it like for our like the city ourselves. So if they take their business to Florida, you feel like you can make it, keep it. I mean, they, they can't leave the building. They can't like just bring their whole entire workforce to Florida, right? They can't bring all of like the resources that they have to like build the business here to Florida, right? That take, that's a whole thing.
And that's where you would even say like we're building a real movement, right? To like stop that. We'd also like make it illegal for them to like actually like leave, right? We would find like, find them to hell if they're going to try to like abandoned their property. Here, right, Because clearly people. Do need to work right? People do need to like, you know, make a living. So, thoughts? So he's suggesting maybe an exit tax, which I don't know,
California's proposed. And on top of that, he he wants to set up another movie, Escape from New York, right? We're going to have to send in Snake Blizzkit to go and rescue hedge fund managers because apparently he's never thought that. Like, hey, it's not all just factories with smokestacks. Like a lot of people in the digital age can just work off of a laptop that they can take anywhere. Like that's the only thing they need. You can't take. The building with you, Steve, all those.
Vacant. He sounds like he believed the Agenda 47 thing, that America was going to become a manufacturing superpower again and that that you can no longer leave with the superpower of manufacturing. Those smokestacks are just six to eight months away, right? I I don't know why I like that so much. It made me happy. And this is Nate Freeman show.
So that clip was actually ripped from Nate Freeman's you know, man on the street type interviews and he got no credit for it over on X where I grabbed it. So I'm going to give him credit where it is. You guys want to follow Nate. I think he does some really good man on the street interviews. I think he asked some good questions and he doesn't look like a mega dude and he doesn't look like maybe like a guy that wants to shoot you and your cat for coming to his house in the dark.
So he doesn't look like maybe you or me or something like that. And so he gets away with asking these people questions because he's kind of a New Yorker, New Yorker guy that gets the real story from these dimwits. Anyway, that guy reminded me of kind of like the lefty version of Jake Lang. Equal, equal duty LAR Ping. I don't I'm I'm guessing he has a Che Guevara poster at home. Probably, yeah. He probably wears the Che T-shirts and then also has the the Pride Progress flag hanging
over his over his bed mattress. But you know, who knows at this point that that city is not America and it should be on the list of places that we seed and just allow to fall off the Cliff. Should I? Should I try to find? I think we had a fun. I feel like they're one step away from doing this.
This is from Toronto. And I think if you want to see what like sort of the loony left is going to end up on in America, all you need to do is look up to the the snow Mexicans in America's attic and see how they behave. This is a woman. I'm not 100% sure what her official position is other than embarrassing herself, but I think we should go back to acknowledging the people that we conquered the shit out of and try to act like you worked on Indian rez. I worked briefly on an Indian
rez. There is no reason to pay homage to failed cultures and conquered whatever they are. I always say once a proud people you ever do you ever say that when you see when someone tells tells you a sad Indian story, you're just like once a proud people but not anymore. I just. I I look forward to the pow wows that come through town every every year. For the enormous number of drunken fights and significant bodily injury that's done, I imagine it's good for.
Business. It's good for business. All right, here you go. This woman is not good for that business, hence the. Name ETA Nona Wastina. It. Translates to where they lived good and beautiful lives learning to say the name. It's just a small way we can all be accountable to healing our relationship with our nation's first peoples. So let's go try it with me. ETA Nana waustina. ETA Nana waustina. ETA Nana waustina. ETA. Nana Waustina.
You guys couldn't hear it off screen, but Steve and I started cracking up the first time, she said. Where they lived good and beautiful lives. Past tense. Who are these people? That's a real that's a real video. That wasn't like a Saturday Night Live cold open, No. That, that that was. Edited. That was somebody, a team of people sat around a mahogany table like Andy McCabe bought and said this was going to work. This is, this is a good thing. They're like, you know.
We're going to get Shelly in. We're going to hold on. And by the way, God, I can't show you guys right now, but it's full of like Korean symbols as well. It's her name and then a bunch of Korean symbols after it and she is straight up everything. The awful You know, the affluent white female urban liberal. The ones that will gleefully cut off their own children's genitals to impress their friends at Sunday brunch. That's this.
Steve, This is why the you could have had Kamala Harris thing doesn't ring true to me because no, we couldn't have Kamala Harris is about as electable as that Lady to be like that's a cartoon. It's not real. No, there's. Nothing that about that that screams that it didn't come off of The Onion or Babylon Day. That's. It all right, what do you got coming up Your your podcast got subjugated to unknown bandwidth errors yesterday. You wanna tell people what you
got coming? Yeah. Yeah, so join us over on rumble.com/amradpod or YouTube at Amradpod. Full disclosure, had to put it in the can because Madam Friend was out of town. So I can tell you that it is about the spy game going on. We're going to do a primer on FISA Section 7-O2 and Executive Order 12 Triple 3 and then how Palantir is developing a tool that ICE is using. But it could be turned right back on the American people. So it should be a good time. Noontime. Join us there.
And then I will re air the Thursday show for Saturday if anybody missed it because I dunked on Eagle Ed Martin over at the Weaponization Working Group at DOJ. The best. He's one of the good ones. Solid. Wardrobe choices with his Dick Tracy trench coat to be. Fair Ed Martin did say good morning to us every day and that's how we are doing similar to Willie Nelson in in city of New Orleans or the Highwayman American. Hero.
He's a warrior. Give him give him a medal, give him the same give him the the American of the the Presidential Medal of freedom. All right, Steve, follow Steve guys over at real Steve friend on X follow him at Amrad pod on all the podcast places. You guys are on Spotify now too, right, all on Spotify. All right, buddy, thanks for hanging out with me. I have something funny that will make you laugh. This is a sports thing. You may want to stick around in the background to watch this.
So there you go. All right, that's going to be the show for today. And as disappointing as it is, we're going to go into a weekend. I have all kinds of fun things to do, but first we're going to do a little palate cleanse to just take a breath. Apparently there's there's an Olympics going on. And, and I didn't know that and I haven't covered it because nobody cares about this, the Winter Olympics the same way. Like we get really, really hyped up about the Summer Games.
And then like even less so about the Winter Games and maybe even less so as things. I think when they started doing professional athletes and they really ruined the sort of the underdog environment. And then also when you started letting people that were not from your country kind of creep in and then represent your country. Like I stopped caring. Yeah, I want to go back to the days of like the Jamaican Bond sled team when I actually was
interested. So this is America's attitude about all sports that we've never heard of before, because we have all the people from all the places to include Valentina Gomez and and all the other sort of like whatever habanero pepper pickers, they can come in and dominate at sports that we've never heard of. We just grab them and make them do it. So this is a little thought on that. We are.
A third world country strucken with poverty, hunger and political corruption, but our nation's pride is in our Olympic champion level sports team. Howdy. Couldn't help but over here y'all mentioned something about sports. Yes. We have Olympic champions in cricket and javelin throwing, is that right? Hey, random guy working a tech job. Yo, do you have any PTO left? Yeah, I got like 3 days. You know how to play cricket? Never heard of that in my entire life.
It's one of the most popular sports in the world. It's like baseball, but Celsius. OK, Yeah, I'll see what I can do. I hope you know that when we win, we're changing the name to Grasshopper. Now. Please, Sir. It is our nation's only pride and joy. And if I do not win, my family will starve. Just. DoorDash some food. I swear. Third. World countries are so dumb. Hey, so I won gold. Well, really that quick. What are you going to do with it? I don't know.
I already threw it away. I was going to use it as a paperweight, but you know, it's kind of heavy. Oh, OK. I brought a trash bag for you just in case. All right, on to the next non binary sport. That's about how lazy I feel about it too. We just expect America to take all the goals. It's like baseball, but Celsius. Follow us on kyleserafinshow.com. Join us on locals. Kyle serafin.com. I owe you guys a call in show. I apologize for that.
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So we'll do that anyway. Have a fantastic rest of whatever today is and a good one on the weekend and I'll see you guys on Monday morning at 0930. God bless. Thanks for listening to the Kyle Serafin show, streamed live weekdays on rumble.com/kyle Serafin. Follow Kyle on Twitter, Truth Social and Instagram at Kyle Serafin.
