Take a look. Behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an American patriot prepared to embrace the uncomfortable truth. Because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphim. Well, hello my friends, welcome to the Kyle Serifin show. It is Friday and that means it's a friendly Friday and that means that we're going to have our friend Steve friend join us for this friendly Friday.
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Oh, Val, let's get her done. OK, Are you ready for Dank Brandon? I'm always ready for more Dank Brandon. Dank Brandon coming at you folks. This is how we're going to get the day started. This is the mood that we're in right now. My. Fellow Americans, it's your boy Brandon here. And I'm not talking about Dark Brandon. No, I'm talking about Dank Brandon. You brought him out with all this brat shit. What the fuck is brat? And why the fuck are you using
brat as an adjective? I'm literally senile and even I know that's dumb. And what the fuck is a Charlie XCX? She's like 35 years old. DiCaprio would have left her ass 10 years ago. She's a butterface. Anyway, I knew you people never really liked me. Bunch of backstabbing assholes. I'm dropping the mic like I dropped your mom. Fuck you all. Thank Brandon out. This is pretty aggressive to start a Friday. What's wrong with our president? Is he OK?
I think he's a little bit upset. I might be upset about his. His second in command there seems to be pushing him out a little bit. But yeah, do we just didn't get enough pudding. You never know. He's kind of all all over the map. He's kind of a crotchy old guy. I'm it's getting concerning all the this footage that's been leaking out. I guess what if he's been doing this at the White House the whole time? What if he's been crazy? Before we do anything deeper, you've got a cool Patriot
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Support veteran, support our show, support our friends, get our cool merch. What that was that was I didn't expect a full read from you. I wasn't trying to put you on the spot for that, but I appreciate it. That's cool. Let's let's get weird. So the president of the United States of America addressed the country on, what, Wednesday night for about 11 minutes, which is the maximum amount of time. And my guess is that he spent exactly 11 minutes on that
speech. Someone wrote it, they put it in front of him, It took him however long it took to read it, and he doesn't remember it anymore. Is that probably accurate? Yes. And I would like to note that he took eight days before the debate and he took eight days before emerging to make this speech. So maybe the apothecary thought that they got the right amphetamine level and just for 11 minutes that they could get him across the finish line.
But the teleprompter is undefeated against Dang Brandon. That well that's true. Did you say 8 days and eight days? Are we in an 88 situation? Call Frankie Figs. Wow, mind blown, man, there's just so much going on. I on a serious note, I was thinking about it. Do you remember, you know, all the way like two months ago when Harrison Butker gave a speech and it was the biggest thing in the country for like a week? Yes. It was two months ago. That's it. Every such.
A bad person. He was so mean to all the women. Kind of like we've been catching a little bit of Flack about talking about the fact that the vice president of the United States, who has been like this for 59 years, is childless. Apparently, that is insulting to women who are also childless but don't happen to be running for president of this country. We're going to talk about that in a second here. Let me get a little taste of this. What's your favorite Joe Biden Constitution story?
Do you have a favorite story of Joe Biden that he flubs? Oh well, my favorite overall story that is flubbed continuously and Joe Biden is no exception, is Ben Franklin leaving the Constitutional Convention. And Mr. Franklin, what government have you given us? A Republic if you can keep it. That's not true. They gave us a democracy, I've been told by reliable sources within government. Yeah, OK, so he said that story what, 1000 times? This year, yes, yes, OK.
Teleprompter for the win here it comes in. This is this is a knockout in the first round. There's some more, but we're going to play this one real quick. Ben Franklin was asked as he emerged from the the convention going on whether the Founders have given America a monarchy. Republic. Franklin response was a Republic if you can keep it. He nailed it. What, what Republic? I mean, what, what convention was going on? Was that the Republican National Convention or is that the
Democrat National Convention? The, the convention that was going on? You heard him. He had no excuse because he he blinked twice in the entire thing and his pupils were as large as almonds throughout the entire ordeal. And I'm just going to say it. I don't feel bad for him. Joe Biden. I did originally. Ruined my life, my family's life, your life, your family's life. And would not hesitate for a second to do it again. The fact that he is in the throes of senility, I think it's
quite fitting. I think his lasting legacy should be the fact that he is a feeble, doddering human Roomba, and I'm here for it. I didn't tell you we were going to talk about this. So this is cold reaction, which is the way we should always do stuff.
But the last words or one of the last actions by Sheila Jackson Lee, who died within the last week, she said we should unite the the party behind Joe Biden. And they said do it for Sheila, unite behind Joe. Is there anything more sort of like fitting for just like I don't want to whitewash history. I know that the like obviously Kamala can't be a borders are because that would be really devastating to their point. This is like the liar, liar moment.
So I don't want to I don't want to be engaging in that. But like I don't like going back when people suck as a human being and they spend their life being miserable, awful creatures and everybody around them is worse off, like when they die. I'm just like I, I, Chris Ray got out in testimony and the first thing he said. Did you watch the beginning of
that hearing? No, I was flying back from meeting up with Garrett and Ryan Madda and George Hill and some others to do the documentary that we did in Hamasistan, I mean Detroit. The first thing that he said, he said like, thanks for having me here or whatever the heck do you say when you open up. You know, Mr. Chairman, distinguished people that are sitting in the chairs, I want to start by offering my condolences or whatever the heck it was some version of that about Sheila Jackson Lee.
And there were at least three tributes to Sheila Jackson Lee. One woman whose name escapes me now, but I had it written down at one point, said that Sheila Jackson Lee was the voice of reason on Capitol Hill. Do you know how screwed we are if that's true? Isn't she the one who told people that if you saw a member of the Trump administration at a gas station, that you? Should get out and. Cause a riot. Wrong black lady. Wrong, angry black lady. Sorry, no, not sorry.
You're not, but I just I need people to understand that you have this like the secret agenda to slowly get me cancelled. You've done impressions of black ladies. You've now mixed up Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson. They have very. Maxine, Maxine, Sheila Jackson Lee had the better hats. Maxine has the better wigs. Understood. They both are terrible. I don't know if there's a better anything on there.
All right, so poor Brandon. I got one more clip from that speech because the teleprompter actually defeated him. I want people to listen very closely and decide whether he's talking about, he says, like a winter of peril or he says winter apparel, like clothing. I'm not sure which one he said. And let's be real, he's not sure either. Here we go. This is a little taste of what you guys miss if you haven't been trying to watch your nightly addresses by our our doddering human ruba of a
president. You know, we've come so far since my inauguration and that day I told you as I stood in that winter, we're still in a winter apparel and winter possibilities. Apparel and possibilities. Repeat the line. I don't know what else to say. Repeat. He literally like that time. He didn't read it but he repeated the line, did he? I think the last thing he said was apparel of possibilities.
So I think that's like, you go into the closet and you just don't know what you're going to come out with because you're getting dressed in the dark. Yeah. No, that's that's. Possibilities out. I think that's Charlie the Chocolate Factory 3 apparel of possibilities. He's decided to open up an apparel factory. He's going to wear clothing that changes the way how are we alive at this time? We used to have a proper country. Serious people did serious things.
Some leaders did cocaine. They seem to get OK and have good ideas. Generally, it didn't affect me. And now we got this guy and he took your job. He took my job. And he's been knocked out by TKO by his own teleprompter. That's probably why I have. That's probably why. The question is this, is Joe Biden still president? What do you think? Is he still running? If he ever was running, is he running it now? I don't think he ever was.
I think that's pretty clear. I mean, remember the campaign in 2020? He was in a basement the entire time. He wouldn't do anything. And the apothecaries, druggists, they had a lot more effect at that point, all their concoctions. The eye of Newt was, you know, really getting them revved up
for a couple of debates. But after that point, he was the perfect Manchurian Candidate. I mean, he had a a beating heart and that's all they needed and they were able to push all these agenda items over the finish line and do it under the the cloud of the sky. Who's been in government for 50 years and is just a jerk and a liar provably at all across his entire career. And that they they played it as like, well, he's just a kind old gentleman and he's a grandpa.
Don't you just want to get along? The dude won't even recognize one of his grandkids. He's just awful it. Sounds like you're making fun of his stutter. That's what it sounds like to me. I've never reemerged. I've never heard the stutter of Joe Biden. It's the weirdest thing claimed. It's it's kind of like saying Kamala Harris is not a borders R Let me let me throw this up there because apparently he is still occupying for the next few minutes the office of the presidency.
So there you have it. Biden met with Netanyahu and they had a whole day discussion, which was actually a few seconds. And he's doing the corn Julio. He's doing the flipping corn Julio, I'm dying. I I pulled this up and I showed Steve and I'm like, we have to we have to talk about it only because I need to put the picture up there by administration, ratchet up the pressure. Apparently I don't know how they're pressuring Netanyahu. I don't think he cares.
If a corn Julio told me something, I would also not care. Apparently the national security advisor, so this is John Kirby, says we feel that we've got to get this hostage deal in place so we can get a ceasefire deal in place as well. But it doesn't sound like they've got, does Netanyahu even care? I mean, he came here and spoke to a session of Congress and Kamala didn't show up. The real person now.
And Joe wasn't there. And he was getting standing ovations about every fifth word because he's got the universal support of the Congress, which can't wait to send him more money. And that's basically what it boils down to. He's got to fly over here and kiss the ring of whoever he's got to in order to get more
money. It's just going to bother him because Nanya, who's a really, really smart guy and really serious aside, it's got just kill him and be like, I can't believe that I have to talk to the human Roomba or to get some additional armaments for the Iron Dome.
But got to do what I got to do. I've said forever the best thing we could do is cut off foreign aid to Israel, not because I've any animus or preference for for the country, but because we would just unshackle them and they could be like, look, we don't owe the US anything. Let's just turn Hamas into glass and be done with this. You heard it here first. America only. I'm for it too, by the way. I don't care what happens to the people. Like somebody was like, you're shilling for Israel.
I see these in these comments every once in awhile and you're like, do you listen? Like I could care less what goes on over there. They are a decent ally compared to the alternative in the Middle East, so there's that. At great danger to myself because of my mail order bride, I repeatedly and continuously call her country of origin a bleep hole. And how does she take that so?
Do you want do you want to tell people that are newer to the show that who where your mail order bride was mailed from? Yeah, she arrived from Ukraine, not the Ukraine, which is actually insulting. She lived South of Kiev, not Kiev, which is also insulting. I've learned all these lessons. And just so you know, the representative, Miss Spartz, she sounds just like my mother-in-law.
So. Queued that up for I was going to ask I was going to it's really hard to listen to her since you've told me that because I feel like I'm getting yelled at for something that you did and that's not my fault every time I turn it on. Actually, she she did was part of the the testimony with Chris Ray. And as she was going, I was like, I don't know what she's talking about. And I like her as a person.
She's a really nice lady. And she's been one of the few members of Congress that's been pretty real with us. Like did an extra 90 minutes after we did a taping with her, chatted with me just like a regular person. That's cool. She said she wasn't going to run again. Maybe she changed her mind for whatever reason because she's in it again. Won her primary. Good for her. But when I heard her yelling at Chris Wray, I was like, this woman is very emotional. But I don't know what she said.
I feel like we should all just leave. We shouldn't be here while she's yelling because this is this sounds personal. It sounded like she's just going off. She sounded so, so shrill. It's the tempo of the language that's much faster. And that's why they always sound really angry. If whatever I hear my wife talking on the phone, I'm thinking like, are you arguing with your mom? She's like, no, this is just normal.
Americans just talk really slow. And I'm like, well, you all sound like vampires and that's why bad guys in every movie are Russian. That's right. That is a phenomenon. And also because we're still mentally in the Cold War. I think that's true. So I, I kind of got a little grab bag of stuff. I went to the Rachel Maddow blog because I wanted to see what crazy people think for a little bit.
And I found this, which I found somewhat interesting, the one Democratic criticism that does seem to bother Trump the most. Are you guys ready for this? Because this is this is this is hard to handle. We already talked about the fact that Joe Biden now believes we have a Republic. Someone didn't give him the talking points properly. Democrats accused Donald Trump of being a threat to democracy. This is increasingly appearing like the talking point that
bothers him the most. That's where racial Maddow wants to go. And I guess the the person, they have a person called Steve Benin. It's like a like a cut rate bootleg Steve Bannon. It's BENENI don't know who that guy is, but every time I see his name, I'm like, did they misspell it? And why is Bannon over there writing for Rachel Maddow? No, that's an actual regular writer. Now I've come used to it. Here's what they said. Is that weird? I went to by Menon.
As soon as you said that, I was like, did they? There's this. You can't say that you have to. You have to sing by Menon. You have to sing it. We all remember that, all right? Former President Donald Trump suggested Wednesday that Democrats calling him a threat to democracy could have led a 20 year old gunman to travel to assassinate him, although the FBI has not unveiled a motive behind the January 13th attack. Such a distressed, sick world.
But you know what could be caused when they call you a threat to democracy? Trump says this in North Carolina. What Fact Check on that? That he's been called a threat to democracy. That and that could motivate somebody to do I. Need to take a headshot? What do you think? That seems like a pretty likely thing that would happen, especially when it's been done for almost a decade, All of the formative years of the individual who took the shot.
So we're seeing the same thing. Guy's 20 years old. Eight years ago, Donald Trump became the devil out of nowhere. He just suddenly was the worst person that was ever born and gradually became not just the devil but also Hitler. And then if the devil and Hitler had a baby and then also we're still the devil and Hitler, That was Donald Trump. And that's what this kids 14 to 20 year old years look like if he followed any left-leaning press, right? No, no question about it. Yeah.
And from what it sounds like, I think his mother was a pretty hardcore Democrat, so he likely did. He's probably watching, or at least listening in the background as he did his homework to Rachel Maddow. That cannot make you feel good. Like if there's nothing good that comes out of that headshot, I guess is what comes out of that from the Secret Service because you've decided to act on that. I, I, I think it's very interesting that we've got people now trying to push back.
They're telling you that if you attack Kamala Harris on her horrible record, she was a lousy AG. Harmeet Dhillon was just on our friend Brianna Marella show and talked about that like she was not a good AG. She's been a mediocre vice president, if she's anything. Most vice presidents don't do much, but she was actually given some jobs and she sucked at those. She was terrible. And now we're not allowed to say that she got the job that you got.
And then if you say anything else about her, you're a racist and a sexist and a misogynist. But but if you say that, if Donald Trump says, hey, they've been calling me a threat for democracy and, you know, someone decided to shoot at me. Two objectively true things. And I can see a line between them now. Now, that's the line of attack that you should probably continue to use. Hot take from a guy who just got off the ground after getting shot in the air. It's a hot take to go after this
guy. It doesn't seem like they have any momentum on their side with this. And it it just looks awful. I don't know why they think this is a good line. So weird. Of course it's Rachel Maddow. I'm just confused about that thought process. He says something that you might disagree with, but it's going to bother him if I tell him that he's wrong like that. That's that's going to do it. I mean, he, he was able to, you know, shake, shake off the he's
got tiny hands. I think he could probably handle this. Probably we'll live through it. All right, I'm going to put you on the spot. Steve. I want your working theory. January. Sorry, July 13th. I didn't prep you for this, so here you go. July the 13th, what's the working Steve Friend hypothesis from as much as you can gather with what we have out there and then let me know if there's anything that's speculative that we don't know, but this would cinch it for you go.
I think that the whistleblower disclosures to Josh Hawley are the most believable element of it where it's just lazy government workers that then found themselves no longer in a position to catch the guy doing it because they were hot and they wanted to go inside and catch the air conditioning. Think that they probably piece meal together an OPS plan for this entire event because he's just Donald Trump is barnstorming all over the place. They're short staffed.
They leaned heavily on the locals and they just were assured that that'll it'll probably be OK. Now if you want to speculate anything about the shooter. If I had to put on any sort of tinfoil hat, he sounds to me like the profile of someone the FBI would find online and groom and say, hey, want to go do a terrorism?
Hey, want to go do a terrorism. And he probably wanted to go do a terrorism so badly that he said, I'm not going to wait for my new online friend to buy me, you know, a surface to air missile for the exact amount of money I have in my bank account. I'm just going to steal Dad's deer rifle and go take a shot. That is the most likely scenario, folks, if you guys don't know, first of all, government employees being lazy,
that happens, yes. You've seen it at municipal levels, You've seen at the federal. I know what happens at the state too, right? 100% everyday. Was that the first time that that guy decided to either go take a pee break that was longer than necessary or decided that it was hot? He was going to just like, go find a different spot, you think? Unquestionably, it happens at
every event. There are people that are constantly cutting corners and at some point you cut back the material that you actually needed to cover. I don't know, like the former president of the United States, that's how that works. Like you cut the Kevlar too short. So the odds of that being the
case are so high. To me, having been around federal task force, having seen federal and local interaction, having seen the way that they train people at Quantico, I mean, it's worth noting that people basically get a briefing and I'm like, Steve, here's what's going to happen. You're going to go to that room, you're going to look around, you're going to see the third person on the left. You're going to take a headshot on that person. And then you're going to push over the baby carriage.
Are you good? And you're like the third person on the left headshot and then a baby carriage. And then you're like, go, go, go, go, go, go. And you're like, and you run it and you do it. And they're like, OK, yeah, good enough, That's good enough. You're now an expert now. Now you have a Train the Trainer card. So now you're going to teach this to the next people because you successfully did it one time instead of 10,000 hours of expertise to be able to do it.
So George Hill has actually talked to me about this. You ever talked to him about the difference between what we call SMEs or subject matter experts in the FBI, the Secret Service, or the federal law enforcement world versus what they do in the Intel community? No he hasn't. He did just regardless with accounts of getting moved over from NSA to FBI and then thinking to himself like what the heck did I just do? Like on his first day.
So like 2-3 years of experience is enough to be called a subject matter expert according to the FBI folks and other federal law enforcement because their standards are different. The Intel community makes you spend like 20 years if you're in NSA, like a real proper Intel agency. CIA probably, but also like places like DIA and National Resource, not National Resource. What are we thinking of? NGA? Is that what it's called? National Geospatial Agency? There's a couple of other like
weird ones. NRO, there's a bunch of these little like offshoots that are all in the IC and it takes a long time for some people to look at you as an expert. They actually think that word means something. Meanwhile, you know, federal law enforcement cosplay it, phones it in. It doesn't matter whether it's OPS or it's otherwise. It's just like, why not? They don't care. I had seven years on a reservation at program managers every 12 to 18 months who had
never been on a reservation. They were my supervisor, they were considered the subject matter expert, and then they just moved on to the next thing. Never made me a visit. The only contact I had with them was in the last couple months when they needed to find out about one of my cases that the hay cleaning letter for having had managerial responsibility over. I'm going to throw this on the screen right now for you. That's what it looks like as the
FBI trainee stack up on a door. Have you seen this before? Have I shown you this? Was really disappointed that Elena was unlikely to pass the physical fitness test. Have you ever seen her before? Before I said it to you like that. No, no, never crossed paths. I'm. Going to put this back on the screen for the folks that want, if you guys want to come in here. It's like about half an hour to the show, 25 minutes in. Yeah. So this is a shot. I showed this the other day just
because it's funny. My buddy used to send me this once a week. He we were Quantico classmates and it was just a reminder of like, who's in the FBI and that darker skinned female Hispanic that was two stairs above the male, but the same height. And she's standing on two stairs and she's basically on equal footing as like a regular male.
She's a Secret Service employee. And my understanding was she actually made it through Fletzi. And the follow on that she's a Secret Service agent carrying a gun. When you know that, it doesn't surprise you even a little bit that Greg left his post, got off the roof because it was hot, and decided to take like a longer pee break than necessary so we could cool off, right when a guy decided to climb up and shoot at the former president. That's my tick. This yes that it's what is government?
I said what's it's it's the midwit's razor instead of Occam's razor razor. Midwit's razor says that all things being considered, government is incompetent people doing incompetent things to good people incompetently. It's perfect. How about this, because JD Vance is now a target. You can't call Kamala childless. You can't make fun of cat ladies. You've really, really upset Jennifer Aniston. I found this. This is a piece that came out of NBC, Very fun. JD Vance doing the cat lady
routine. By the way, that was in 2021. So that was the last straw for Jennifer Aniston. She's not alone. Apparently other people also upset about this. But that makes me happy. It makes me happy that in 2021 he said something and in 2024 it hit like what is the what is the, what is it the tail to to impact situation going on there? I don't know. I mean, I guess, I guess Rachel was watching all of her old reruns of Friends there and then finally got along to hell.
There's an election coming up. How could I hate the Republican nominee? And JD Vance has taken some shade also from Andy Beshear this week, who criticized his, I don't know, preference for Diet Mountain Dew. I mean, this is the level of that's. A weird preference though. Can we can we agree on that? That is, I mean, we have low level political dialogue, but that's really, really weird stuff. It's disturbing to me that anybody wants Mountain Dew in
general. Once you kind of look at it, it looks like radioactive material. Like if you're not a 20 year old gamer who's never going to meet a woman, if you're not going to be a childless 40 year old, that's what you would do If you that's what you would drink if you were a 20 year old. I feel like you drinking Mountain Dew. You'd be like, no, I'm not good enough. I need to go with Serge which is like 10X to level. I need whatever. Yeah, whatever is more extreme than that. That's for sure.
Like 100% that's the case. I got a fun clip. Because we're not allowed to call her childless. So can we just reflect on the fact that Kamala Harris is not shy about the idea that she doesn't like kids. She doesn't like babies. They're all in on abortion, not just they want to codify it. The fact that women are pregnant in this country is a real problem. That's a direct quote. Allow me to do this and then allow me to troubleshoot this with you in a moment here.
Let's let's debrief this little weird thing. The Nuggets like she's been in the public life saying dumb things for a long time. Not just cackles, not just coconut tree, like really dumb weird stuff. I got a couple of them here for. You to put it in law. There may be litigation, but we will be in a much better position then, then to not do that. And you know, listen, women are getting pregnant every day in America. And this is a real issue.
And we need to act with a sense of haste about what is at play, what is at stake. And codifying Roe will be an important moment in terms of putting back in place protections for for the folks who are at risk right now because of what the court did in Dobbs. Just we. Women are getting pregnant every day in America and this is a real problem.
What do you think? On a serious note, that is the way that you would talk about a coronavirus, if coronavirus weren't just a chest cold, like if it was an actual legitimate pandemic, global pandemic threat, like you would say, everyday people are getting this disease. We have to take drastic action. It was that level of tone, that use of language that she had. And that's how she views having a baby, which is pretty soulless. That's a, that's a, a hot take from you.
Let me let me throw some shade on top of that. How transphobic was that particular quotation? I'm going to play it one more time so you guys can listen for for for detail. Is this Kamala Harris destroying the Pete Buttigieg and the LGBTQIA plus crowd? To put it in law, there may be litigation, but we will be in a much better position than than to not do that. And, you know, listen, women are getting pregnant every day in America. What about the men?
What about the men that are getting pregnant? Kamala. She should have referred to the birthing people in their front holes because that was not scientifically correct. She should maybe ask Tanji Jackson for some clarity on it. This is the funniest thing about these people is that they can say that they're believing certain things, but they don't live that thing. They can't actually operate in a sphere where they look at a dude and be like, yeah, that's obviously a, that's obviously a
woman. Look, that dude has long hair. Look at his overdeveloped Adam Dapple and his, like, muscular triceps. Like, that's obviously a female because he said, so nobody can live in that world. And yet she does. But you probably are a lot closer to being able to believe that kind of stuff if you can make comments like this and walk off the stage and then high five your friends and say, nailed it. You brought up coronavirus. I'm glad you did. Like to share this with you?
And we're looking at over 220 million Americans who just in the last several months died. We are in the midst of a public health epidemic that has taken the lives of over 220 million Americans in just the last several months. We're looking at over 220 million Americans who just in the last several months died. That's a lot of Americans. Before you guys lose your minds, let me just throw this on the screen and you guys can go to mypillow.com/kyle.
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Out that I do think shame on you. I'm not sorry. I don't want to say Kamala because that's racist too. Kamala Harris is the greatest barometer for how artificial intelligence has developed in the last few years. Because when she first became the vice president, I used to think like she's like the autofill on Google. She just goes with the next word and it doesn't always make sense. But now you have Grok and ChatGPT that are light years beyond where Kamala Harris is, so I don't know.
Good on Skynet. I guess it's getting closer to becoming self aware. And then they'll just give us the sweet meteor of death or an all globe thermal global nuclear war and we'll have relief. Do you realize that? She was also supposed to be the AIS are she was supposed to like solve the problem with AI killing us all.
Yes, she was. She was given all these duties and responsibilities unlike any other vice president, which I think it was put up that the vice president is a job that nobody wants and nobody can turn down if offered. Because it's just like this warm bucket of spit you have to like fly over for all these foreign heads of states. Death, you know, the, the funerals and you're not really
doing anything. But then you compare her level of a failure because she was being propped up as the heir apparent throughout the entire Biden administration. He was supposed to be a transitional, not transformational transitional. He, he, he edited that one. And she got all these jobs and failed so badly. And contrast that with somebody like, what's his face? Who is who is HW Bush's Vice President Quayle Quayle? Quayle who for? All intents and purposes was a
pretty intellectual guy. And then misspelled potato. And that's his entire legacy, yeah. It's not his fault. Let's talk about possible VP, shall we? Cause ABC has done an evaluation and we'd be we'd be remiss to leave them out. Here you go. Here are the 8 potential VP picks and what they bring to the table. We're going to get Steve Friends takes on them because I don't even know enough to care about some of these people.
Let me list them in order. They are listed in order by name ID. Is that true? No, the name ID. Let me do it in that order. It's not the order they gave him in. Let me give it a name ID. Pete Buttigieg. You probably heard of him. Gretchen Whitmer, number two. Number three is Mark Kelly the astronaut. Josh Shapiro is number 4. Let's see. I'm doing math in my head here to try to figure out what the next one is. And then we're at Andy Beshear.
Beshear, JB Pritzker. And then the lowest name recognition is Roy Cooper, who you told me is out of North Carolina. Is that right? The governor of North Carolina? Yeah. How is he? Good. Is he? Great Democrat in a. Republican leaning state, so it's a split State House to governor and Mark Robinson's a Lieutenant governor running for election there. So maybe that's why they're trying to maybe push him out. We like him a little bit. He said some funny stuff. Yeah, I met him.
He's. Actually like really kind of self deprecating, which I appreciate the humor, but he, you know, he, he's a big guy and he is not afraid to call himself fat, which, hey, good on you if you're a fat guy and. You call yourself fat, We can respect that. I actually had a friend of a friend of my wife's in college, but he was a friend of mine when I was in high school and he was a big fat guy. There's just no way around it.
And I used to work at a steakhouse and one of the pins that we had to wear as part of our pieces of flair and like, that was a real thing, said Certified Angus Beef. And one day I came in and I just pinned it on his blazer. I didn't ask him. I just went and he wore it for like a really long time. And people go, what's that? And he goes beef. And they're like, why? And he was like, beef. We appreciate that kind of humor. That's like real classic regular
dude stuff. Even if you get into politics, if you can't make fun of yourself for being a fat guy sometime I I hear very little of that from Chris Christie. No, I mean. Mark, Mark Robinson, like he'll he'll meet people and they're like, you look different. He goes, yeah, I know I'm fatter in person. Well, what's funny is that he's. Like fat guy like, but like the way you expect fat guys to look, He looks fat guy. Kind of like Philip Banks from The Fresh Prince.
He kind of has a Philip Banks kind of like vibe, doesn't he? I mean, not really as there's power there. It's. Not just I don't think Chris Christie could do something hard physically, but I think Mark Robinson, like if, if he needed to lift up a car that was on top of a woman on the side of the road, like dude would roll up his sleeves and be able to do it. The difference is this. It's the amount of your fat that
is under your beltline. It's it's just there's a FUPA calculation here that could be done. And it's a it's based on volume and percentages. It's very complicated. I don't want to poor you guys with the math, but I'm pretty sure that's where it's at. Chris Christie, poor guy. All right, so give it to me in order. What do we think? Pete Buttigieg, is he the most likely right now? I think so, yeah. I think so and he has the
highest name. Recognition and it would give us two people that enjoy the company of men. Allegedly I I censored that today. They both have a preference. For white meat, correct, judging by their marital decisions. Steve Killaby, Gretchen Whitmer, What do you think about her? She seems like a like a like a not a good choice. No, she didn't. Like people buying seeds during coronavirus.
And then she perpetrated perhaps that one of the greatest hoaxes in the history of law enforcement where she said, you know, I would have been kidnapped if it hadn't been for the FBI stopping this plot, which is basically. The most ridiculous thing that either of us have ever heard and you actually got to do. You want to refresh people's memory 'cause I actually think this is worth talking about, even though we're making some jokes right now.
You got briefed one way and then something else totally happened. Just feed it to people and let them know how how crazy that story was. We went to assist the. FBI Detroit field office with a big takedown. They said it was a militia that was going to kidnap the governor. Unlike any other FBI briefing I ever received on SWAT, it is SWAT for five years. You normally get, you know, a very, very 30,000 foot view of the case and a picture driver's license photo of your bad guy.
Instead we got video footage of these guys training and they were described to us as near pier, meaning that they were just as capable and well trained and equipped. Which makes sense because the FBI trained them and equipped them and they basically said that they had. Why are you sneaking little? Lines on me today. Man, that. They were capable of sending distress signals. And then unlike anything else where we secured the, the bad guy secured the location, we can
just leave. They said you have to stay and be prepared to engage in a gunfight because their militia buddies are going to come shooting at you. What was the? Reality on the ground, the ground truth, as we would call it, we arrived. And there was an old man and two two teenagers, one who was gender fluid and our bad guy wasn't even there, had been arrested prior. And we sat out in the cold in
the middle of the night. And then we wind up turning a kidnapping of a governor case over to local suspiciously so that we could leave and go back to our hotel.
That should have been the moment that I realized what was going on. But I held out hope that I was an objective force for good until I tracked on the case and watched the facts and circumstances of a guy who was doing swinger parties and tuning up his wife and other agents who were trying to get their post Bureau career squared away with this big feather in their cap. And then they entrap these poor guys into doing something they were not pretty supposed to do.
It's it's an utter miscarriage of justice what's happened to those guys? Yeah, actually. Eric Molitor just reached out to me the other day. So we may, I think he did a documentary with somebody. So we may kind of push his story forward. He was on this program a while ago and seems like a regular dude, like just, you know, bad situation, but pretty reasonable for what happened to him. And what a way to lose faith in the government being on the other end of it.
But even even on your end of it, the briefing versus the reality, that is such a, it's such a wild thing. This is why we have so little faith in what we're hearing about the Secret Service. I think because what you're hearing is you're like, OK, the capabilities brief is high. The reality like somebody fed you guys all that Intel, someone worked all that case and they straight up lied about it. They geeked us up to get. No shooting, There's no
question. It was the only time in five years that I left a briefing, and I purposely forgot to call my wife because after every briefing, I would always tell her, you know, hey, we're going tomorrow when we get done, I'll be on the road. And she would always ask, hey, what's your assignment? Because she'd get really worried. And she'd always say like, oh, just hopefully you'd be in the backyard and out of danger.
And I forgot to call her because I was that convinced that we were going to get into a shooting. I was on SHIELD. I wasn't even going to have a gun out when we went to the door. I, I had one, I knew better, but I had one engagement like this where we were out in, in Tampa, we're getting briefed up and they said something to the effect of like, you're probably going to have to kill this guy. And I'm like, well, look, I wake
up every day. I train every time that I have a firearm, I dry fire with the possibility that that's going to happen. Like you and I, we, but we bit that off. That was something we agreed to. But I've never heard a case agent say you're probably not going to be able to take this guy to custody. You're probably going to have to kill him. That's a pretty wild thing for somebody to say that's doing the investigation. And they would did it kind of
like conspiratorially. And then they laughed about it. And then they told us about his twisted Weiner. And I already knew everything about this case was going to be garbage. And they ended up arresting him like you'd expect. And he went into custody like a whimpering puppy. And then his sister went and tried to kill a cop and got killed. Had they ever, actually? Laid eyes on him or they just completely depended on you to the surveillance.
That's a really good question. Yes, he had come into the office and spoken to them, so they'd actually seen him and and that's actually unusual. That's a good point you make there. That one of the one of the weirdest things about federal law enforcement, why it is cosplay. My buddy, you put this out to me
one time. He was a drug agent working out in in California. And he said, if you've never actually seen your subject, if you've never watched them, if you never interviewed them, if you've never been around them, if you never, you know, like, you know, flipped to their trash can or sat outside with a camera or binoculars, are they really your subject? Are you really investigating someone that you've never seen? Are you?
And that's a hard question. And most FBI cases end up being probably, they think it's true that they they are investigating that person. They just look at their social media. Or they just look for the local police arrest blotter and say like, hey, that sounds like a 922 gun case I could just scoop right up. All the work's been done, all the dangers already over let's go get some stats that's it's so gross there's. Always somebody on the squad that's able to do that.
Mark Kelly is on the list here. He seems like the only other one. Do we think like Josh Shapiro or any of the others, the Roy Cooper, the Pritzic, are those even possibilities? Shapiro is a. Possibility because he beat a MAGA candidate to get elected governor of Pennsylvania and Pennsylvania is a big swing state, but it might cost them because he's Jewish. It might cost them with like Michigan because they have such
a huge Muslim population. So I, I'm, I'm not an election expert, but Shapiro's always been a dark horse to me because he, he kind of beat the MAGA candidate pretty convincingly in 2022, which was supposed to be pretty bad for the Democrats. And he, he is perceived to be pretty moderate even though he's a communist. I got a weird. Clip of something that happened in DC Speaking of the anti Israel bias. So I'm going to play this one
for you. I I don't want to set it up because I need you to tell me what's happening here and then you're going to need to tell the audience. If you're listening, Steve will explain to you what's happening in a second. This is normal. Your entire fucking family. I'm going to be wiped on the fucking. You don't have any fucking. You like that? You like watching your fucking husband and brother. That's why you're fucking, you disgusted fucking women. I'll fucking dare you.
Documented Fuck you. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to come back to your fucking family. All right, that's as much as I can handle. Can you explain to people that didn't see that and only heard it? What the heck? That was completely bizarre. If they're out in the streets there and it looks like they're doing some sort of live action role play scenario where the woman who's using of the obscenities has a fake kit on
with an Israeli flag. And she's going around and seems to be doing like a fake interrogation of what I assume are supposed to be Hamas fighters or maybe innocence. And every time she's demanding answers and they don't respond, she throws like Pixie dust on them and then they keel over. It's like blue chalk. I would call. It blue chalk. Also, you've left out she's very
fat. Oh. She would definitely be a prime candidate for the for the FBI to pick up and push on through senior management. Make sure that she posted pretty early. Yeah, Senior. Management, but she doesn't look like a member of the IDF to me, I don't think. That she's a capable person and that's why she just walks around very awkwardly like she's been riding a horse for too long. That's she looks like she has some sort.
Of hip impingement. So we have somebody in green kit with an Israeli flag throwing blue chalk, yelling angrily at people that are on their knees and blindfolded on a street in the middle of the street in Washington, DC. And they have a fake journalist who also gets hit with blue chalk and they're on their knees their. Underpants in their underpants. Yeah, like they've been like. They've been waterboarded and then, yeah, fake journalist. She does the exact same thing to that.
I want an explanation for the the blue chalk. What? What is that supposed to? Yeah. Why blue? How about why is that happening? Like why did men agree to that? That's obviously a female, right? Am I correct? I I think it's probably. A birthing person with a frontal Yes, that's what I meant, yeah. Sorry, she could get pregnant any day and it's a real big problem in America. Just ask she could be one of the 220. Million who die. Jeez. There's a lot of people that
that died from COVID. All what? What is that about 5/8 of the population or something like that, or it's like 3/4. We played this yesterday, but I don't know if you saw it, so I'm going to share it with you. This is how the protest was described. I kind of like this because you're remember the, the, the operative word was the fiery, but mostly peaceful. We kind of have taken that into the lexicon. Fiery, but mostly people means something happened and we're
going to try to play it off. How about incredibly diverse protest? Are you good with that when the violence is happening? Incredibly diverse as long as they're. They're messed up. Then they're staying, you know, No, no, no, no, no. They just had Jews and Hamas people in the same thing. Watch this. Oh, I deleted it. It's gone now. You've watched it. I talked about it yesterday. Very disappointed with myself. I'm actually, I actually thought I had that thing queued up.
That's a shame. I do have some funny more brand and stuff, but essentially, what is weirder than this poor lady? Here we go. You talked about the the Hamas thing, the Israel angle. This is what I think was really weird. There's this post who who posted that CNN, the most trusted name in news. Harris says she told Netanyahu to get the ceasefire deal done while pledging unwavering support for Israel.
I don't know why I put the turntable picture up there, but I did just because I like it. Kamala Harris is now making the demands. This is the thing that makes us all wonder. We keep talking about a coup. She seems like she's definitely, she's pushed Joe in the background. They they've left him in the backroom to try to figure out how to program the VCR and the teleprompter. And now she's making tough talk
to she's making tough talk. And doing the worst possible thing you can do in a negotiation and just give away what your end line is. She's saying that you better do what I want, but I'm going to support you no matter what. Wouldn't that be like saying like, hey, I'm put sell my house. The sale price is 500, but just so you know, I'll take 400. I totally take 4 do.
You think they're going to? We're going to offer a penny more than 400. That's that's the tough negotiating skills of our vice president and possible future president. If dank Brandon, I don't know, has a rough night and that you know, keels over my fellow. Americans, it's your boy Brandon here. And I'm not talking about Dark Brandon. No, I'm talking about Dank Brandon.
So weird. That's that's midnight Mitch on Twitter. If you guys don't follow him, then he goes by prison Mitch, which is even funnier. That stuff is dark. It's can I just say too I? Actually took the time and looked up Brandon Brown who that whole let's go Brandon thing happened. The kid wins Xfinity race, which is like the highest level minor leagues before you get to the main show on NASCAR wins a race.
Very excited. And the let's go Brandon was making fun of the media because the people were saying F Joe Biden and the media tried to spin it saying, Oh no, they're saying let's go Brandon. And it's we're all saying we know what you're doing media. But nobody would touch that kid. He lost all his sponsorships. He now sells trailers. He he's no longer racing anymore because of what the media did to
him. That's just yet another casualty of this system that we've set up where, you know, and he wasn't even making a political statement. He just was a innocent bystander caught in the crossfire, right while people were. Not happy with Joe Biden at the same time, you know, I, I had the, I heard Mike Rowe talk about it and they asked him one time and they're like, what does
it mean? And he's like, people think that it's like a, it's like a, a substitute for the swear words that were being said, like the, the F Joe Biden thing, which is what the crowd was chanting. But let's go Brandon is a reminder that the media will lie to you, to your face when they are when, when is obvious to you that something is happening, they're more than happy to go look at them.
They're just saying, let's go Brandon because they don't want to report on like a, hey, this crowd is really hostile to Joe Biden right now. They really don't like Joe Biden. Do you have any political statements? And he'd be like, no, I just want a NASCAR race. And they'd be like, that's awesome. You did a great good job. Like, thanks for coming out here. This is a weird crowd. We're at a weird moment out here. Back to you in the studio. Like it's getting rowdy, fiery, but mostly.
Peaceful is Let's Go Brandon, Yeah. It's just, it's just a lie and and they get caught doing it and we saw them do it. And so we call it out. Fiery but mostly peaceful. Let's go Brandon incredibly diverse protest while they're burning the American flag and raising the the Palestinian flag. Can we agree that when your flag gets captured and the other team raises their flag on your Fort, like that's it, right? Like that's, that's a coup. That's an interaction.
That's what happened the other day on Capitol Hill. Did you know that I saw the image of that? Yes, it got. They took an. American flag down, burned it on the ground and raised a Palestinian flag up. Like that's more aggressive and says symbolically far more than anything that ever happened on January 6th. I'm not going to compare the two
of them for what they were. The amount of rage and real capable rage on January 6th was was obviously more and it was obviously a much bigger group of people there. These are unserious, like fat fake, you know Israel Larpers or whatever with blue chalk but blue chalk throwing. Dude, they wrote they they, they. They raised a foreign flag on our soil and burned our flag. I think that's a pretty big deal. And are those people getting haunted by the FBI?
Are they going to get that Steve friend knock on the door? No. No, I mean, look, moles have been telling me and I've gotten it more confirmed even this week. We are getting all the tips in through the Guardian system and they're all concerning right wing response to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. And we're going after those people. They are the the new ideology du jour that the FBI is going to
use its playbook against. And I think that there's political capture within the FBI. I think they the people in charge like going after those people, but then the other people are just following orders and they're going to use the same mechanisms to go after the same people. That's sort of matched the profile of the 20 year old guy Marx, who climbed to the top of a building and took a pop shot at the former president. What'd you call him? Marks. Yeah. Or is it?
Marks or what was his last name? Crooks. Crooks. Yeah. Yeah, Marks, Marks. It was a crook. OK, that's nice. 40 to slip it's all. Good. I said something to Ryan Matta the other day, folks. He was a former producer of our podcast and we like Ryan and Ryan's a pretty good guy, but sometimes he just doesn't know stuff.
And I said something about about, I said, you know, what did Sigmund Freud look up what Sigmund Freud said about the, you know, the, the his daughter stream in the banana because he was asking me something about the CIA. And it's like, sometimes a banana is just a banana. That's the apocryphal story attributed to Sigmund Freud. And he goes, who's Freud? And I was like, oh, sometimes, sometimes people just don't know all the things it is.
But at least he'll admit it. I agree with you, Kamala, who will say some things have been settled. No, they haven't. Well, that's why things aren't settled. That's exactly right. Yeah, she is bad AI. She's possibly the worst AI. We've got kind of a fun little end for you here. Let's let's say thanks to our buddies over the Catholic vote.
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SMOD could hit any moment, always. Go with dessert. The SMOD. Do you want to tell people? What that is so they actually know what you're talking about. SMOD stands. For Sweet meteor of death. And that will be my voting option in all presidential elections until, I don't know, someone else emerges. Maybe a Messiah. We're going to wait for the Messiah. That's what it's going to be. All right, let me. Let me send it to you. Are you ready? Commentary. It's a political one, which we
don't always get. This is from a great comedian whose name is Andrew Schultz. Enjoy. Biden is out. And Kamala is in the election went from drool runnings to cool runnings faster than a female cop can fumble her firearm. Move over RFK this November we've got a new throat goat and apparently her headshots don't miss Kamala Harris or as we call her, Warhawk. To us, the half black half Indian parents met at a 711 robbery is officially the Democratic nominee.
Surely the Dems, the party that calls Trump the end of democracy, Surely they allowed the voters to choose Kamala, right? What? No, wait, there's no right to choose.
Guys, this is a presidential election, not a woman's body in Oklahoma. Now, I don't want to seem like a Flat Earth thing, dinosaur denying, believe all women conspiracy theorists, but it kind of feels like the Democrats dragged Biden's lifeless course through the campaign long enough to avoid a primary so they could place whoever they wanted as the nominee. And that's about as Democratic as North Korea's Got Talent sidebar. Last year's winner Ching Chong Chestnut in 46 Rats.
You should never do a routine to the point where you've laughing too hard to finish your own jokes, would you agree? Yeah, that's. Lacks a little bit of chops here for comedic effect, but he can overcome it because Andrew Schultz is hilarious and he's represents everything that is good about comedy. Like he goes after everyone and is unafraid, which all too many comedians nowadays lack.
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