Are you familiar with FBI Special Agents Kyle Serpen? I'm familiar with the name. Is that yes? I'm familiar with the name, familiar with the name, familiar with the name. Let's bring in Kyle Serafin. He's the. FBI whistleblower who helped expose. Government censorship of our First Amendment rights. Now we only have this memo. Because a recently suspended FBI agent called Kyle Serafin brought it to the public, and we're grateful that he did.
Kyle, thank you so much for joining us tonight. He's the host of something that strangely is called the Kyle Serafish. Kyle Serafi. I can't thank you enough for speaking out. I knew you guys were out there, and I knew it was just a matter of time. But you got a lot of guts put in your face and your name to this. You're doing a service on behalf of the American people. And from the bottom of my cracked and broken heart, sometimes, thank you very much.
Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphin. Hello my friends, welcome to the Kyle Seraphin show. Today's Friday. It's October the 4th. We're rolling live all the places that we roll Rumble and ex and locals.
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We're going to play that for you today. You can follow them on social media at Catholic Vote and they are our number one sponsor, hands down. Really appreciate them for what they're about. They maintain the principles. So Steve and I had a little bit of a fun morning today trying to get us on board. Let me just bring Steve on. Steve, how you doing today, buddy? Oh, I'm great.
And it's glad that you can hear me because we were trying to communicate with each other and I was just hearing myself in a feedback loop. But that's not a very fun. It's always difficult to actually articulate an idea. Plus, I don't really like listening to myself. I'd much rather listen to you. Well, let's do it back and forth. OK, so here's where this show's going to go, because you're coming in with me cold. We want to talk about the three headed monster.
Let me put the thumbnail back up on the screen. There it is. OK folks, the three headed monster war, dockworkers strike and hurricane relief. That's what CNN said the other day. That's what their their senior political correspondent claimed and apparently totally forgot about the southern border and the economy. The other monster. So I have 5 monsters on the screen and we're going to talk about some of them. Dockworkers strike is over.
So we're going to touch on oh look, I actually made a slide with all of us on there and we can talk. So there you go, dockworkers strike is done. I guess we can cover that first. Does that sound good? And then we'll. Move on to thank you very much, Vice President Kamala Harris. I'm sure you were integral in that part. It definitely wasn't a shakedown that they delayed just for political reasons.
So I got real interested last night and what I found is that I don't normally go to the AP for all the things, but AP is the wire service, The Associated Press. And if you guys know anything about how new services work, there's a couple of like, quote UN quote wire services. Reuters is one of them. And what they do is they put out these sort of like theoretically unbiased little pieces and then everybody can go and spin on it and then do their journalism
spin. So here's the the wire service coming out of Detroit saying I don't know why out of Detroit because the dock workers were not based there, but so be it. 45,000 striking US dock workers. This is the the International Longshoremen's Association, also known as mobsters who make dudes disappear into the back of trunks.
They came to a tentative wage agreement and the union and the ports have basically released a very short statement saying that they sweeten their deal from 50% total increase in their wages over six years to 62%. I don't know if the automation thing is out there. It's a tentative deal because the the workers have to ratify it. They have till January the 15th, which is very interesting because that will be right on the border of whoever the next president is during the inauguration.
And so they've crossed off one of the five monsters and solve that problem. Now they just have to figure out how to not screw over Americans in hurricane relief. And the economy, immigration. And what was the other big one? Oh yeah, war breaking out all over the world. And don't forget we have a child care crisis and then the sun God is really angry at us and we have to murder all the babies that still have a pinky toe still in the birth canal.
That's correct. Listen, lest anyone think that our media is not fair and and unbiased and and and balanced, I have this woman. I had to lie. I was like, is this Leslie Stahl? I don't know who the old white ladies that are always on MSNBC. They're always the worst people on Earth. This is the worst person, but this is Andrea Mitchell and this is how you do a serious interview, Steve.
This is probably why you and I don't have the traction that we hope this is how you do a serious interview with a spokesperson for Kamala Harris's campaign who looks like he. I can't tell if he's. I don't know what's wrong with this guy. He looks like a human glow worm. I'm just going to call him that. He's got little speckled glasses. His his head is enormous. His neck is tiny. His shoulders are not big. His waistline is microscopic. And he benches not the bar.
That's what I'm going to say. So here's Andrea Missile. This is how you do a serious interview of somebody in politics. You ready? Send it. Get your get your pad out, take notes. This is how we do. Now you've got 33 days and you've got all kinds of things happening around the world, not in your control, but you've got the port strike. You've got the Middle East and the possibility of a wider war already.
Iran making new threats today against anyone who helps Israel and divisions in the Democratic Party over help for Israel versus concerns for the Palestinians and now for the Lebanese who are being evacuated from their homes as well. So all of that, you know, as well as the hurricane and the after effect and criticism in two key states, especially North Carolina, that the FEMA response was too slow. Also in Georgia, states that you've got to win or really need
to try to win. How do you how do you combat all of this? These are circumstances, some of which were beyond your control. Well, I think the vice president doesn't see these issues through the political prism. I think she sees them through the leadership prism. That was all I want to see. So let me just monologue for the entire segment and then I'll toss it to you. And thank you very much for your time today. That's the female Sean Hannity right there.
Just the male. Expert, expert Big J journalism there. Andrea News, Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington. Yeah, she's not with it anymore either. I mean, she's been around forever and you can tell that she's definitely cognitively declined. I mean, she used to be a very reliable mouthpiece for the spirit of the age and now just she's definitely experiencing the effects of geriatric octogenarian. I don't know, like she's she's getting in touch with the Biden on her and but.
What is the leadership prism? Steve, you've been through some leadership sort of experiences. Can you explain the leadership prism for those of us that have not gone through such formative training? I could, I mean, it's, it's pretty significant. We have to be, it really have to be unburdened by what has been. And then depending on how large the issue is, you measure a pumpkin.
And as the issue becomes more larger, you grow the pumpkin in front of you and continue to talk about how you need a holistic response to that. This is horrible. I don't want this anymore. Here's the here's what's going on. There is a war. So Israel said that they've been hitting Hezbollah Intel units. Lebanon says they've had 2000 people die.
This is from CBS. You can always rely on the leftist media to to be very sympathetic to a terrorist organization and states that house terrorists. They're going to go after anybody. Like what's funny is we get people in the chat every once in a while. Actually, we'll go over and say hi to our friends in the chat over here. We get people in the chat and they get really, really mad because I, I don't want to like call out the Jews.
The Jews. I think there's like 5 O's in the word Jews. If you don't get mad about the Jews. I like, I love that Israel's messing stuff up. Like, I don't want to pay for it, but I just think like I signed up during a time of war to serve the country. I was going to go kill terrorists. That was my goal. I got a lot of friends who went over and killed terrorists. I don't know any of them that are crying about this.
I think it's hilarious. And then you see that you've got what is that woman from the other night, Norah Jones? Is that her name is Norah Jones a music person, or is that the lady that I'm looking at? I'm. Thinking of Bridget Jones? OK, I don't know. Anyway, Norah is it O'Donnell? Norah O'Donnell, yes. OK, so Norah Jones is probably like the musician that sings beautiful songs. In any case, she's like very, very concerned in her presentation as a news
presenter. She's very upset about the many people that die. It's like, dude, they they sent pagers over and then they did two ways and then they dropped bombs and then a bunch of a holes in Iran decided to send in ballistic missiles. George Hill and I were talking the other day. He's like, Israel doesn't have a lot of options. Either the US gets involved in it or they're probably going to glass Iran with like a tactical nuke, which is probably a realistic possibility.
And I think the the most pro Israel argument you could make is stop all funding of everything because that really unshackles Israel because they're not looking over their shoulder like, well, will this anger the United States and they're going to cut off aid to us. That's part of their consideration for us. If they are cut off, then they have to make the decision.
Israel only at that point and they're in an existential fight for their existence, and then they're going to turn Iran into glass, which I'm not going to shed a tear about. No tears. The interesting thing is I went looking for hurricane relief information on all the did. You find out how to go online. Got to get on the Internet and apply the interwebs to me. Check 750 bucks. So what I found is that nobody is covering it. None of that. CNN doesn't have it on the main
page. AP doesn't have it on the main page. CBS like it's flooding things like and all the social media sites, people are just like putting out the TikTok videos and all the different folks that are filming themselves in all these horrific situations, bridges washed out, roads that are destroyed, farms covered in mud, like the whole thing. It looks horrific and there's just no mainstream media coverage because I'm sure it's
really, really awful. Again, it takes us back to they handled the strike, the war is going to happen either way. They can't really do anything about it. Hurricane is really, really a bad idea. And they've completely ignored the border and the economy, which we're seeing here is sort of the the small monsters. So I'm going to, I'm going to cover some of those things too.
I just didn't see any stories. I want to make acknowledgement of it. And for those of you who are on social media, you are getting inundated with hurricane disaster situations. But what you're not going to find is coverage on the mainstream news. What you will find is this very serious story. Unreal. On the streets of a Colorado city, this is Aurora, Co Pregnant migrants struggle to survive. This is a woman you're seeing right there who looks like she's probably like in her late teens
or early 20s. She just had twins who are obviously birthright American citizens, twins in the city. But she's homeless because she came here and she had no flipping plan to survive here. The expectation is, is that Americans will just take care of people who come. Like, this is just a place where you can show up and we give you free shit. I'm, I'm so furious with this because the politicians are the ones who created this problem and they are now all in on it. And I got a couple of like
pretty tasty videos. You want to reflect on this for a second, then I'll play some tasty stuff. The politics. Your government hates you. The politicians who are working within government hate you and they hate your rights and they want to just fundamental mentally change the way things operate that gives gives them more power. They create the problems that they in turn make themselves the solution to.
They have allowed willfully and gleefully 304050 million illegal aliens to come across the border. Every time I hear the oh, they're failing at the southern border. No, they're succeeding. That's what they want to do, and they want to take money that is on the backs of you and your kids and your grandkids.
Because it's all borrowed money, printed money and spend it on people who are not American, who are not bought in on the social compact that we all have where we agreed to give up some of our rights in return for a government that did certain things for us, like keeping the border secure. And then when an actual emergency happens.
And I'm not, I don't want the government involved in North Carolina because I see them as the worst option, especially when you have private citizens that can go there and do things themselves. But if that money is going to be spent for them to just spit in your face and say no, you know, we spent it already facilitating these these illegals to come across the border and have babies when they are not part of our country. And you're just going to have to
fend for yourself. In fact, we're actually going to actively impede you from helping your fellow citizen there. You can't fly that helicopter up there. I'm Mayor Pete. Don't you know I ran South Bend into the ground. You should elect me president next time because I allegedly like to have sex with men. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I like it. Let me read this. She was eight months. This is the sympathy piece from the AP. She was 8 months pregnant when she was forced to leave her
Denver homeless shelter. It was her shelter, Steve. It was November. Ivana Herrera took her four year old son Dylan by the hand and let him into the chilly night, dragging A suitcase containing donated clothes and blankets she'd taken from the Microtel Inn. So she stole blankets. That's good to know. And sweets. It was one of the 10 hotels in Denver that house more than 30,000 migrants, many of them from Venezuela, over the last two years.
The thing that I want to focus in on, it wasn't a homeless shelter. It's a flippin hotel. That we're paying for. That we're paying. For the Homeland Security is furnishing millions of dollars to pay for. Yep, she went there with the money that she and her husband had collected from begging on the streets, and they bought a tent at Walmart. They waited in the dark to construct their new home. They chose a grassy median along a busy thoroughfare in Aurora.
We wanted to go someplace where there were people. It feels safer to sleep in the middle of the freaking Rd. because you just traveled all this way believing you were going to get free stuff. And they have no business being here. So it was cold. And this is awful. Like, it's awful that a young child is like, wrapped up in the cold.
It's also awful that your parents are so stupid that they chose to drag you to a country having zero plan and expecting everyone in the world to take care of them. This is not the way like in any other society. In any other time, they would have died. We're actually going to play some tribute to that because there's an Oregon Trail tribute I have at the end here. As we wrap up, I'm going to be pissed for a little bit and then we're going to have some fun because I just can't handle
being pissed all day. Kamala Harris wants these people to be citizens, by the way, people who came here with the worst planning skills, what I used to call in the military, Bad idea theater. It's like what happens when you're your dummy buddy who's enlisted, like, comes up and they're like, yeah, I just bought this car and I can afford to make the payments, but not gas and not insurance. And I can't even afford to drive it anywhere.
But like, I can sit in the, the, the base parking lot and, like, listen to tunes. Like, that's the kind of dumb ideas that we're talking about here. She is. She wants these people to be citizens. They should have all the rights when they become citizens. Do they have to pay taxes and lose access to all the free stuff? Hopefully. No, no, we go. The rich have to have to pay their fair share and right, these are only the best people, by the way, coming.
They're such the best people that they were unable to make their countries great. So they need to come here. And I can't help but think if they were coming here to be politicians or lawyers or journalists, that that will all be up real quick, don't you know? But we, you know, we need gardeners and nannies to take care of the babies that elude being murdered when they're
inside the womb. And we live in Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard. So we need to have them because we don't, we really think they're going to impact our lives. So we're happy to do it. And the question then becomes, and it's never posed this way, do you think the United States should allow every human being on earth into our borders? And I think even Kamala Harris would say, well, no, no, we can't do that.
Well, so then what's the number? We just want to keep the people that are already here that we've been letting in here. She is telling us we need a pathway to citizenship, Steve. So I've got a little kind of fun montage of people agreeing and disagreeing with themselves. That's my favorite. And as president, I will work with Congress to create, at long last, a pathway to citizenship for hard working immigrants who have been here for years for. Years.
And deserve to have a system that works as your president. Why do they deserve to have a system that works when they're not Americans? Listen, Chuck Schumer is all in as well. Not only does he think that they need to have a pathway decision, he's arguing that the problem is, is Americans aren't having babies. This is the same party that is all in on abortion and wants to kill all the babies. It turns out they realize that they actually need citizens and people.
So let's just bring it a bunch of people that don't have our values. Here's Chuck Schumer, I'm just going to give you a montage of these. So just stand by. I'm going to hit you in the face with them over and over again, Steve. Now more than ever, we're short of workers.
We have a population that is not reproducing it on its own with the same level that it used to. The only way we're going to have a great future in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the Dreamers and all of them, because our ultimate goal is to help the Dreamers. But get a path to citizenship for all 11 million or however many undocumented there are here, OK, However many million there are, Steve, like. He doesn't even know. And that's our ultimate goal.
Our ultimate goal is not to have a country that functions. It's just to get lots of millions of illegal aliens into the into the country so that, you know, they can garden for us and and someone has to pick the crops. But dude, who's going to pick the crops? I mean, who's going to, like, work the midnight shift in a pork manufacturing plant? Those are just jobs Americans won't do. We we need workers.
I was doing the shopping last week at the big box store and I couldn't help but notice that there was about two dozen people applying for jobs at that store. So I went out of curiosity and I figured, what are they applying for? There was one part time cashier job available and the people
there were my age and older. We are in for some dark times and people like Chuck Schumer and Kamala Harris is measuring her pumpkin and it got bigger as she talked about more and more illegals are not being honest with the American people. We're about to get smacked in the face the less times are here. They actually used to know this.
So here's Chuck Schumer not too long ago saying the things that everyone knew, that illegal aliens actually don't belong in this country and it's a slap in the face to America. Pro legal immigration and anti illegal immigration. Illegal immigration is wrong, plain and simple. When we use phrases like undocumented workers, we convey a message to the American people that their government is not serious about combating illegal immigration, which the American
people overwhelmingly oppose. If you don't think it's illegal, you're not going to say it. I think it is illegal and wrong and we have to change it above. Wow, New York elected a Republican to the Senate. Yeah, no, that was only just a little while ago. Now he's changed his mind. Now he's back here, and now we've got him and Nancy Pelosi
saying this. The only way we're going to have a great future in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the Dreamers and all of them, 'cause our ultimate goal is to help the Dreamers but get a path to citizenship for all 11 million or however many undocumented there are here. Well, it's something we have to do for people, for you now. This is before you're a citizen, documented. This is for the undocumented. Well, what I would like to do is
move them to documented. They said that they moved them to documented. One of the best things that we can do for our economy is to pass comprehensive immigration reform. Clapping Seals and and Chuck Schumer, who now has more hair than he did back when he was a Republican, I guess saying that they were illegal aliens. And Nancy Pelosi with her McDonald's eyebrows that are unable to express anger or inquisitiveness at any point.
These are the people that are leading because they're so vain that all they care about is how they look and how much applause they can get when they just recite these lines that are at they're absolutely ludicrous. We just we just need to make the undocumented document. I I agree with her though. Let's document the undocumented and get them the F out of my country. Get out of my country. Get out. Let's let's actually assign that to FedEx. Let's send them all a FedEx.
They seem really good. Yeah, FedEx would. Dude, FedEx. Guys, I was listening to Adam Corolla's piece, and it was actually an older Adam Corolla show. I like Adam and Doctor Drew. They just seem like normal people. I don't even agree with Doctor Drew half the time, but it's just like, I just want to hear normal people talk.
So I'm sitting on the plane. I'm listening to the two of them and Adam's like, you ever noticed the difference between like the USPS and the UPS driver and the FedEx driver? Like private industry, those guys hustle because they're incentivized based on the number of packages they can deliver. So they're hauling, dude, those guys are fit. They're wearing shorts. Even in the winter, they're
running their butts off, right? They're wearing hoodies and they're just like handing out swinging packages. Like, you know, like there's an accountability thing there. And then you deal with the USPS, which yesterday told me at 9:00 AM that they delivered my package, which they didn't. And I went to the mailbox and I'm like, oh, and it's a lockable community mailbox. So it's, it's not in there. It's very obvious. There's no key. There's nothing, it's, it's not there.
So I call up UPS, I'm sorry, I call up USPSI call the post office and they transfer me to the 800 number, which gave me a robot, which was unable to, you know, listen to the voice because it's a government robot. And it did that about eight times. Finally they gave me a representative that will call me back in 13 minutes, which they did. And then I got Shamiquala or something like that. And lest I thought she was not black, while I'm talking to her, she's working from flipping
home. And I heard the chirp in the background. I heard her smoke alarm go off like 11 times. And I'm like, this is freaking amazing. The government jobs program at work, we're paying off people that she can't help me, by the way. She's like, oh, like sometimes things just don't show up and then they don't. Was it really valuable? Because then it definitely didn't show up. Yeah.
So I reached out to the company and then about 3 hours later it was in my mailbox because the post office driver marked it delivered before it was delivered. Delivered in mailbox equals not actually delivered in mailbox but will be at some point in the future because we just jumped the gun because we wanted to look like we were delivering it. Never mind that people actually go to the mailbox when the freaking tracking says it's supposed to be in the mailbox.
So that was all terrible. That was the. Experience in Vegas. I mean, look, Vegas is definitely Sin City, but it's an entire city that is driven by private industry, right? Like the market demands some like debauchery. So I'm I'm not down for that. There needs to be some moral sentiment attached. But every Rd. is named after the casino that's on it and like it perfectly manicured. The the greenery is there. I didn't see a city official or worker doing anything.
It is all private and of course it's Immaculate. Yeah, because they're paying like you're coming there, you're dropping your money in, and what do they say? They don't keep the lights, don't stay on for free. You're losing money in casinos. If you're a casino person, you're losing money on average, and those pay for an aesthetic that you are willing to be a part of. You're willing to go there, be in this crazy little diamond in the desert, which I actually despise, but whatever.
And uncomfortable. You're willing to go there and spend your money and it better look good while you're losing money. You better feel like you're having an awesome time. And they do. It's the same thing that Disney does. It's the same thing that Epcot did. It's the same thing that all these places did. They created an environment based on a perception that you're having an awesome time and you walk away. And it's all fueled by private dollars.
There's accountability there. Meanwhile, you go out on my streets and like nobody is nobody in Austin is actually mowing like the medians. They're overgrown by multiple feet. It's not like they were like, oh, they just, they didn't get to it this week. They didn't get to it this year so far. It's, you know, 3 foot tall weeds growing out and you're going, this used to be a proper city, but instead they're dumping all their money into these illegal migrants.
I want to pull this article up here, which we this is. This is how bad the economy is, Steve, for migrant women who land in Colorado. They just landed in Colorado. Landed. Yeah, like landed. They landed on plumbic rock. Plumbic ground landed on them. No. OK, so they landed in Colorado looking for jobs. The common answer emerges. No. This is the best story that I've seen. E Colfax Ave. was the best place
to find a job. That's what everyone said to Sofia Rocca, a recent immigrant from Columbia. Never mind the open drug use, the sex workers, or the groups of migrant workers that are marching the side sidewalks soliciting work at the very same Mexican restaurants and bakeries. It's a place where bosses and customers would speak Spanish and would be willing to hire someone like Roca, a 49 year old, no skill immigrant, without legal authorization to work. In other words, an illegal
alien. The rationale was going to Colfax every morning. It was fruitless. Do you know how to cook Mexican food? Asked one lady. She said because her because her accent is not Mexican and was a dead giveaway. I can learn, she replied in Spanish. We're not hiring, said the woman. It turns out you don't have the skills we're looking for, which is simply can you cook Mexican food as record numbers? Everything that's based on tortillas and cheese if she's
like that. Yeah, You couldn't figure out how to say yes on that. OK. As record numbers of they're all burritos, lady, as record numbers of South Americans attempt to cross the southern border, we're seeking economic, economic opportunities and they're landing in communities that are unprepared for them. That's the fault of the community. They were not prepared for all these people. And some of them are downright hostile. This is the unbiased reporting going on over the API.
Actually have a an interesting video that actually is a visual illustration of the US economy right now against Americans, even like people who are from here with legal rights to work, as you mentioned, the big box stores, everybody competing for one job. Here's actually a an interesting sort of video graphic of US, of you versus the economy.
OK, There's like 10 minutes of Master Ken kicking that dude in the Dick. If you didn't see it, if you're just listening, you're like, why aren't we hearing a guy grunting? Every one of those is a is a he. And then every one of those is like a back fist or a spinning kick into the nuts of the guy wearing the white. It's a red and a white karate guy. Anyway, that that's what we got here. I. Don't know. It's pretty accurate. Pretty accurate.
I think that that's the feeling that most people have who are legitimately looking at the economy or not just bebopping along, thinking and saying things that we got. I've had this reflection this week that I, I, I'm sure you have a similar experience in the last couple years. You have conversations with so many different people and so many of them end in the same way where it's, you know, things are really going to work out. It'll work out for you.
It's fine. And I've become more resentful of that phrase than people telling you. It's going to work out. To be fair, Steve, it is going to work out for you. I'm serious though. I have, I have a lot of faith that it will I. Just think it's going to be talking. About really ugly in this country first. No, it's going to get, it's going to get really ugly in this country. We're about to head in.
We're heading into the dumbest, most unreasonable situation where people on the political right in the commentator sphere have been basically selling this bullshit opium with 0 evidence. They're like, they're, I mean, I agree that more people in this country support Donald Trump. I actually think they do. I actually think like numerically the number advantage goes to Donald Trump because people are looking at the, the four horsemen or the five horsemen of the apocalypse.
We just cancelled 1. So there's still 4 left. The southern border, the economy, the war, the hurricane situation, like all of this stuff, like right now in the the lead up to this, to this election, it should be devastating to the Harris and and and Biden reputation. They should be like, dude, you guys suck at everything that comes at you. You look through the prism of leadership and you just like ate the leadership prism. You didn't do anything with it. And then you had a pumpkin.
I think it's irresponsible for our quote UN quote leaders to spread the hopeium around like good times are just around the corner. That is immature and and dangerous. Let's say your bad times are right around the corner, but it it will be OK if you have faith in God it it really will be OK one way or another. That's how people died in POW camps in Vietnam. They, they, they come out of that being in years in
captivity. They said the guys that came in were like, no, they're probably going to come get us tomorrow. It'll be OK. They're probably going to come get us tomorrow. Those are the guys that lost it and died. The ones that were there always like this could be down. We're here for the long haul, guys. Do not spread the hopium around. That's right. One day at code support each other one day at a time. It's the same way you get through anything that's really awful.
It's one day at a time, it's one meal at a time, it's one hour at a time. Sometimes it's one second at a time if you're underwater and you're being drowned, which I have experienced that and like you, just every second goes at a time. Still blows my mind. I'm like he's too smart to have just made himself dumb enough to do that. And then your your ultimate conclusion was well I figure some lowest paid government employee will save me if I drown and went forward.
With it, no, those lowest paid government employees are studs. Like what are you talking about? I love it. I would do it again. I would totally go through it and dock again. That was enjoyable. All of that stuff is like like I said, I I just keep seeing stupider and stupor thing happened. Let me let me break away and do something for my people who are not stupid Patriot coolers and then we're going to talk about like the next iteration of I don't think Republicans want to
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for too long. Melania Trump has revealed her pro abortion rights stance in a new memoir. What in have you seen this? By the way, have you seen the video? Yes. I have folks. If you haven't seen the video, let me just prep it up, let me throw it on here and then we'll comment on it and then I'll get the real definitive answer on it because I go back to my favorite Bostonian comic in just one second. First, here's Melania talking about it. I realized I don't ever want to
hear her talking. Individual freedom is a fundamental principle that I safeguard without a doubt. There is no room for compromise when it comes to this essential right. That all women possess from birth individual freedom what does my body my? Choice really mean? What does my body, my choice really mean? It means killing babies. Lady. She's supposed to be Catholic. Wrote an entire book and you picked that to go with your advertisement where you sound like you're talking AI and half
your faces in the shadow. Put your entire face in the shadow. OK, so here's here's the definitive take on not just Melania, all of them coming from my favorite bill. Each presidency, like these first ladies, they've just gotten more and more like, like, like chatty, you know, more and more chiming in, like leaning into the frame, spitting out their ideas. It's just like, what? Why are you talking? Right? You weren't elected. Shut up. Your husband's not running a
lemonade stand here. He's running the country. You don't just chime in. Let me guess. Is this considered sexist? It is. Why? Well, OK, you just nodded there, lady. Let me ask you this. All right, Let's say you had a leak in your house. OK? You call a plumber up, he shows up, and he goes. Yeah, I think the leak's coming from the upstairs bathroom. We need to shut it off above. But then all of a sudden, his wife walks in, who isn't a
plumber, and then go there. You know, I'm actually taking care of it. Wouldn't you be like, with all due respect, shut the fuck up. I need a plumber in this moment. I'll extend an olive branch here, All right? At some point, there's going to be the first female president, right? Exactly. Which means at that moment, you're going to have the first male first lady, right? And when that happens, that dude needs to shut his trap. I don't want to hear a word out
of him. I want to hear from the president. You, Sir, go do some first lady stuff. All right? Go get yourself some gloves that go up to your elbows. Smile and nod during speeches. Go put your own flair. Redecorate in the White House. That's it. That's all I want you to do, like make a nice Christmas tree and STFUI don't care what the spouse politicians have said. Any politician spouse, I just don't care. Go away. I like.
The Melania later iterations of that bit that he does where the the women always cheer when he says one day we're going to have a woman president. He's like, you don't even know her policy yet. Why you clap it? Why you? Don't clap it. Her policy is like, let everybody in and like, you know, let the rapist and the murderers come in and take jobs from your kids and destroy the economy. It's full crazy that's where
we're at right now. But she's got a front hole, so that's probably going to be good for the country. I need you to stop saying that expression. I want you to not say that expression because it makes me really grossed out. I've got news of the weird and the wide and and just like the wide world. This is another Kamala slash Biden thing. Most people will not hear the story, so you probably only hear it here because we get obsessed about FBI stuff. Check this one out, Steve. Feds, FBI.
You've seen this already. Charge 5 Chinese nationals with covering up their visit to a military site. Do you know the story here? Saw the headline and I had put it to the side. I was going to read it but it's breaking to me. I got it summer of 2023. That doesn't seem like it just happened. Sergeant Major with the Utah National Guard confronted 5 individuals near a lake just after midnight, according to the
FBI. One of them claimed we are media before gathering the belongings and agreeing to leave the area. The FBI discovered the group had reserved a room at a nearby motel a week prior to being seen outside of Camp Grayling, which is 200 miles north of Detroit. Four months later, border officers at the Detroit airport interviewed one of the men before he traveled to South Korea and China. He told investigators that he and others had visited the northern Michigan site to see shooting stars.
That's what the media does. The inspection of his external hard drive just uncovered 2 photographs of military vehicles taken during the same night that he was confronted by the National Guard officer, per the FBI. It was apparently reported that the other men were interviewed in March after landing in Chicago from Iceland. They admitted to being in northern Michigan in August of 2023, claimed the trip was to watch a meteor shower.
They got their story together. At that point they referenced the National Guard officer. They described him only as the soldier and a camper or a nice guy. According to criminal complaint, all five men graduated from the University of Michigan last spring. They were enrolled in a joint program with the University of Michigan and Qinghai Chao Tong University in Chinese. So the best part is they've been indicted, but they graduated and they are not in the United States anymore.
We have indicted yet another group of people that will never come back to the US for, you know, espionage ish type stuff. This is the national security cosplay. We don't really see law enforcement cosplay, but I think we do expand that definition out. National security cosplay. They're doing it in spades now, particularly because it is the election season. They had to get it in September because of the early voting. Plus it was the end of the fiscal year.
And they really need to boost those numbers. So let's indict some Russians in Russia for going on Russian TV and saying things in Russian. Well, let's indict some Iranians in Iran for doing Iranian things. Or let's go after Chinese after they've already left. They're comfortable here. I mean, we let them operate in New York City for like a year and a half before they took any action there. So we let them go take their pictures. Maybe next time they'll just fly
a balloon over the country. You never know. And then we'll indict them and we'll go. Shoot the balloon after it leaves the country, right? Can we shoot it? That we first wait for it to traverse the entire continent and then. We send a female F35 pilot to go get her first air to air combat against an unarmed balloon of all things. She's going to be the next flying ace. Let me throw this at you because you probably didn't know this.
I have gotten and read whistleblower complaints from agents that work for the FBI against the Chinese threat and they have said it in let's just say a region near enough to me.
Let's we'll just just place this a little bit a region near enough to me. They had prosecutable counterintelligence cases against the Chinese, had the United States attorney's office locally willing to go and prosecute and got shut down by main justice who said that the Biden Harris administration's priorities are not going after the Chinese threats in this country for prosecution. And that's why they allowed these spies to get out.
That's how these things work. We have a a concerted effort looking through the prism of leadership or the pumpkin of leadership is more accurate. The pumpkin of leadership equals let the Chinese do whatever the hell they want in this country. And that should blow your minds, people. Before even the the Harris Biden, we're going to let China
off the hook entirely. You just have to look through the bureaucratic way that the FBI does counterintelligence from what I understand, like we will let secrets and information that is in the millions of dollars walk so that we can then lead to a successful counterintelligence case that results in what, a a PNG where the person we say hey snuck that off and get out of our country. Several got them later. Yeah, we got, but we got our stats.
So it cost the American people millions of dollars of technology they'll never be able to replace. And the upside is, is that some FBI agent got to get the case of a lifetime and then they get to brief it for the rest of their career, which is my absolute favorite. That's one. I've got one more sort of like
ridiculous. Like in the world of ridiculous FBI, let me ask you before I go to it, what is the average amount of investigative experience that senior FBI executives have based on your time of looking into them? Five to six years. OK, Yeah, I I concur. So generally speaking, folks, what they do is in order to be a top FBI executive, if you want to be an assistant director or an executive assistant director, the goal is the minimum amount of time actually doing the job, five to six years.
Sometimes people do it in three. By the way, there was a program for a while that at three years you could apply to headquarters. Then you want to get to headquarters as fast as possible and never work a case again. That's the goal, yes. And the people with upper echelon started back when they had the mandatory transfer to a big office before three years were up. So they spent three years in one office, three years in another, which means they had no subject
matter expertise. None and then the best is then they go on MSNBC and they look like a lizard person. Here is a new book which I actually covered when it came out, but apparently Fox News is running cover for this too, which I do not understand. Fox News has decided that they are going to do sensationalism in the face of the debate, not cover the things that are happening in North Carolina.
They're going to cover Frank the Lot Lizard Figluzzi, also known as the 88 guy because he wrote a book about serial killers hiding as long haul truck truck workers or truckers that terrorize America's highways. Based on 0 experience other than him I guess giving BJ's at like overnight overnight truck stops because apparently he rode thousands of miles with truckers and I got to imagine he wasn't paying for it without using his mouth. He's got that kind of like
botoxy face. This is the weirdest person I've ever seen in the public. Another person that didn't do the job that I have more investigative experience than you definitely have more investigative experience. But apparently a guy who never worked on serial killer cases wrote a book about serial killers with the with the caveat that he was an FBI agent at one point in time. He was the assistant director of counterintelligence. He was the guy that should be going after this Chinese threat
and let that happen. Instead he's writing books about like, women getting killed off by dudes as lot lizards. And apparently he experienced a lot lizard experience. He rode with truckers when he got jumped into the the side of the truck. Here. Listen, ask Castor Grass. Isn't that the way it works? You got to pay for it one way or another.
Can we can we get Nicole FBI Barbie Parker to give her thoughts on Frankie Fig since Fox News feels compelled to hype this story up because, I mean, she has lots of investigative experience being a program coordinator from the Miami Division for Crimes on the High seas, going after those, those pirates, I guess that are really like, I don't know, Johnny Depp is, is stealing some golden legumes. Like, I don't know, I just, I wanted to go pirate.
My kid doesn't have a pirate costume, but maybe he's. We have the most unserious people in our media, in our government and they, it's, it's on purpose. I mean, you, you, they put this and look, we're, we're sort of, are we a victim of it or we're just like, sort of like a bystander of it. If I go on media, you go on media, they will ask you questions which you don't don't have any knowledge about. They're like, well, it involves.
As a former FBI agent, what do you think should happen with the DEA task force that's working out of the Canadian embassy? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't like the federal government, so all federal government agencies. Should shut down. You would come on and talk about cyber crimes, like whatever works, cyber crimes. Could you please talk about something that you don't have
expertise in? I think they're so used to these idiots like Frankie Figs stepping out and going like look, work for the FBI basically. I know all the things like there are things I know about. There's things that I don't, I don't know about. There's things that that. That's why we are not senior executive material, because we can't walk into a room and just say like, I'll just say no to a bad idea and I probably know everything. OK, so here's the thing.
I'm I'm done with the the anger. We're going to just have fun one for the rest of the thing. OK, Are we good? Are we good? I just ordered up a bunch of mad. Holes. Yeah, let me. No, no. No, it's going to get much more fun. I I'm going to break over to our sponsor Mad Hat Jerky because I just ordered a ton of it for my kiddo. He's got his own bags coming in. Folks, if you want to get your own Mad Hat Jerky, it is probably my favorite snack in the house. It's also the only protein that
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Yes, please. All right, here's 40 blown by the wind. I feel like that's the experience of every dad trying to feed their kid in a place where they didn't want to be in the 1st place, am I wrong? This is what Matt Walsh has proposed, and I think it's an excellent idea, He said he wants to have a a family restaurant that's called Just Spaghetti, and you just bring the family in there and the only thing on the menu is just plain spaghetti and it'll be like the IT was like they.
Already have that. I mean like floor is dirty. Completely appropriate. It's fine. Yeah, that's just like your kitchen, except somebody else is going to do the dishes. They actually have that in my in my dad's town. There's a a big billboard and it's called spaghetti by the bucket and you literally just go in and you get a flippin bucket, a plastic. I've never had it like this. Is the most American thing I've
ever heard, and it's plastic. Bucket like by the by volume, you're like, how much spaghetti do you want? You're like, I'm going to need a 2 gallon today and you're going to roll out with two one gallon buckets of Boschetti, the Boschetti for your kids and and then you can just eat it like and not love each other at the end of it all. I don't know, like, so maybe that's OK. So that segues into my I just have nothing but fun at We got 10 more minutes of fun. Steve.
OK, some people are in a situation where they're not married either, through no fault of their own. Maybe they've never met the right person. Maybe their marriage didn't work out. I'm sad for that. But I just look out into the world and I'm so thankful that I am because it looks crazy out there. And maybe it always was crazy. Maybe I just don't remember it always being crazy, but it looks crazy. So those of you who are single,
don't be this lady. This is a she's going to get spaghetti by the bucket, by the way, at the end of it. I think that's what her her only option is. This is a little segment that I put as dating sounds rough. For those of you going into the weekend, just, you know, be careful. It's a weird world out there. What is it? You got me chocolate. Yup, your favorite? I love chocolate. I know all girls love chocolate. Wait, how do you know all girls love chocolate? It's just a thing.
Have you bought another girl's chocolate? It's not when I was. Insinuating I said I bought. Have you bought another? Girl, no, that's not what I was trying to say. When I have you bought Yes, Yes, I probably buy another girl's chocolate, what I've dated in the past. OK, I don't want anything that you've bought for another woman, Gus. I've gone on dates where I've bought lots of food and shit. OK. Don't buy. Me. OK, cool.
So there's no tacos, no pasta, no wings, no pizza, no Mexican food, no fucking nothing, Ray, No nothing then no boba, no nothing. Exactly, Pretty sure I bought someone fucking coffee before. You're a little dramatic. That was a little dramatic. You'll buy missing. Nobody will buy you. I wouldn't buy if you buy further. Stop stop. Don't go with a smoothie. I bought that before for someone too. Let's go. It's so. It's so true too. It's so true. I remember what?
Was my wife telling me very early in her relationship, she says, you know, I don't forgive you for having dated anyone else before me. And I looked at her and was like, you're joking, right? She's like a little. Yeah, so I asked my wife. I was, I played that for this morning. We were both cracking up at the and she was, you know, having breakfast with the kids and I was she goes, I was like that. That came from a real conversation that one of the two of those people had.
And she goes, I think a lot of women have that conversation. I was like out loud. And she goes, no, but a lot of women have it in their head. And I think she's correct because my wife is is she's pretty sharp. Have you had the I'm angry at you because I had a dream that she did something bad to me. Actually, whenever so I had this thing, it was a comedian and he was really mad about people telling dreams. And so I've always remembered this. It came from a stand up.
But sometimes I get really good stuff from stand up. Like I don't care what first ladies have to say, Bill Burr wins. I also whenever somebody is about to tell me about their dream, except my children. I allow my children because they don't understand reality. But when somebody who's a grown up comes and wants to tell me about their dream, I parent, they go, OK, can I tell you about this dream I had, including my wife?
I do this. I said I'm like, oh, you're about to tell me something that happened only in your head. It didn't happen in reality. Yeah, go ahead. Tell me about something that never happened, please. I want to know about it. And then I see final information. Yeah, I'm like, OK, And that was just a fantasy. But yeah, my wife has woken up in a bad mood before, like every woman has. I don't. I've never done that, by the
way. I've never woke up in a bad mood and actually angry at something like that happened in my head. That's not it didn't happen for but all women do. I think if if there's ever the time in the morning that she's she's seems to be like something's off and I don't know why I just lead. I was like, hey, look, I disavowed Dream Steve, just straight up. Yeah, whatever he said. I didn't say it. Whatever he did, that wouldn't be the way I actually operate.
And the evidence is overwhelming based on your entire life experience when you're awake. The end. But then we wouldn't have great stick figure conversations about you can't buy me chocolate because at another point another woman ate chocolate. Don't ever buy a woman chocolate twice. Never admit. So my wife and I had a really kind of a good moment, one of the straights. So here's a relationship thing for people, the discussion that we had early on in our
relationship. And I said I don't want to have one of those things about like high romance that also has like the, the peak, like the peak of like euphoria and the low of like, I want to kill myself because I think a lot of relationships are like, they're really, really emotional and volatile. And I don't want that. So I just said, I, I just want to live my life with someone who overwhelmingly makes the average experience better. I want to just raise the level of my human experience.
And I have. And so it's like, OK, that, that's the best case scenario. And I had this guy who is still married and he has like one of those kind of he's got a cool wife too. He he told me a thing. He said all marriage is based on compromise. Would you agree with that? Yes, you only agree with one person on earth 100% of the time. That's yourself. And you can't marry yourself. OK, so all marriage is based on compromise, he said.
Compromise is the state of giving up a little bit of what you want so that the other person could be happy. So all successful marriages are based on constantly being just a little bit disappointed. That has not been my experience. I'm also like but I did think that's funny. That's like, so it's like if I can take your interpretation, you want to make the average experience slightly better, you could, I hear your buddy probably says can you make my
life suck slightly less? Slightly less, Yeah, he's a he's a glass like half empty kind of thing. OK, you said you disavow what Dream Steve did. I I want to talk about real Steve and that's your handle. So folks, if you're not following Steve on all the social medias, please do that at real Steve friend. If you're on true social, I don't know why you're there, but at real under score Steve friend, you guys are going to like Steve a lot more. He used to go by Ranger Rick.
And this is actually, I actually found dash Cam footage from your last traffic stop, which you probably didn't know I was able to find, but I have it right here. Are you ready? Oh no, people. Are going to get a real taste of the real Steve friend here. Sir, have you been drinking? Yes, I have. I've had five or six small batch bourbons. That's a lot. I'm going to have to ask you to take a breathalyzer test. Got a runner? Stop running. Try to. Get to me. Major Rick, stop.
Oh, OK. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look what I'm doing. Look what I'm doing. I handled this perfectly. This car is so powerful. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. This is not my car. It's not my car. I will have a gun in my car, Yeah. Come over. Hey, Blake, Cool. Blake, cool. He's not going to notice. Control my brain. I got to control my brain. Oh, no, he's slow. Officer, are you in need of assistance? I'm back up. The vehicle. I'm back up I. Stopped the vehicle. Now I. See you stop.
I see you get out of the vehicle. Hey, here's the good news. I came back. Let's just talk about this. You got him though. Good job, Steve. That's the difference between the young bull and the old bull. The young bull would have gone chase and the old bull just sits there and waits for the bad guy to come with the catcher Smith waiting on it. It's strong, it's strong, it's the right thing to do.
I don't know why I found that so funny, but I just like the idea that he turned around and came back. If you steal a cop car, people just keep going until you're in Mexico. Set it on fire. Set it on fire somewhere. Yeah, just make sure there's no evidence. Just just be gone. Yeah, that was Ricky Bobby. People are like, I think that's Ricky Bobby. It ain't first your last. If you ain't first, your last. OK, I got another little fun
thing. We have some of the coolest listeners and including subscribers over on Locals, which as I mentioned earlier, you guys can go to kylesyrup.com. You can be part of the Locals community. I said something the other day which made my wife uncomfortable. We're on the kind of the topic of this. I used the word learned which is properly pronounced learned because English is a dumb language and has all kinds of stupid rules. Which is like my wife complaining about. Yes.
Why is? Yeah. Can you do a, can you do a Steve's wife impression? Can you? I can, but I'd have to sound like Yoda and Dracula at the same time. OK, don't do that. I don't want to. I don't want to get you in trouble also 'cause she may hear this. So I said the word learned, which made my wife question whether or not she has been mispronouncing the word learned over and over again. But the problem is I'm a product of my environment and the way
that I was raised. And I was raised watching TV, remembering absolutely everything, including Homer Simpson improperly pronouncing the word and me finding that hilarious. So because it means that you are learn learned you've you've, you know, had all these different experiences. Then he does it in a dumb way. Renzo Rants, who was on our Our Calling program last night, fix this. I'm going to play it. I promised him I would for anyone who doesn't know, when I
say learned, it's a joke. I'm not I'm not retarded, even though I do have the button here. Hold on. I think I you went full retard, man. Never go full retard. I never go full retard. I promise you. I take my own advice. OK, so here's a taste of this. I'm going to have to pull up the window. I couldn't RIP the video. I was very disappointed here so. I feel like this didn't go. Steve, could you hear it? I hear it. This is terrible. It's it's running but it doesn't work I'm pretty sure.
Would you like me to try to do a vampire Beats Yoda? No, I'm disappointed. People are like, there's no sound. I'm like, I know there's no sound. I can see that the sounds not coming out even though it's set up anyway. Right, technical. Complications. Yes, yes, technical complications. Folks, if you want to see it, you have to now go and see the Renzo rants video. I'm very disappointed he managed
to perfectly splice in that. It's pronounced learned, which is what Homer Simpson says to a kid who is, he goes to, my memory serves, he goes to the Big Brothers and sisters thing, whatever it's called like, and he adopts a kid even though he has a kid because Bart doesn't love him anymore. So he like gets another kid and then he he's like some poor kid and then he's like, you're so learned, Uncle Homer. And he's like, it's pronounced learned. So I'll always remember that and I can't.
I always call the Jim the guy. I'm because of Homer Simpson. The guy. Yeah. Some of these things just stay with you forever, all right? I did. We bagged on women a little bit today, particularly the first ladies and Kamala Harris and women who are crazy on dates. I also have a tribute because the best people in the world are moms who are raising children and doing so with a sense of humor.
And so I have a tribute to moms. This is the kind of mom this is a little taste of probably like the way that I'm also a parent. So I think you can appreciate this. This lady's got it down the best. If you if you're missing the video version of this, she's trying to get her kids at the beginning to open up a manhole cover and you'll hear why. I'm kind of hungry. Can you ask the Ninja Turtles if they have any extra pizza after you guys fight? You have to go.
Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Are you? Not entertained. No more berries. Are you too many berries? They send you to Berry rehab and they make you listen to Berry White on my P here. I've heard people. They're on their way. No, no, no. What do you do? Do you know what's down there? I'll show you the documentary about it later. Get away from that the energy I need from you, because what you're giving me right now is weak. Hey, I'm making a video about how funny I am.
Can you ask me what are we going to do today, Mom? I was going to do the day, Mom. The same thing we do every day. Try to take over the world. They don't appreciate me. Do you know when I was in elementary school, I would guide a bunch of families in a covered wagon across the olden trail just for everybody. I get Scarlet Beaver and die. Do you know how tiring that is on my soul? You're not tired. Pick up your toys.
Did you know when you lose a tooth, you're supposed to stick it under your pillow and Dwayne the Rock Johnson will give you money for it? Give me a freaking high 5. That's what I'm saying. Now, after you guys fight, that's what I want to hear. All right? That's going to give mommy the the energy to deal with it all day all. Day all day, man. Child of the 90s a 100%. She's dealing it. I feel that way too, all the time.
I talk to my kids just like that and I say things that they don't understand and I make them say things. When I was going through combat dive school with the Air Force, we would before every single dive training OP, we would play the song Holy Diver from Ronnie James DO really loud, which is like a like it's a metal song. And whenever I take my 3 year old and I get ready to throw him up in the air and make him go underwater, I just, I'll throw him as hard as I can up in the
air. I'm like Bodhi yell holy diver and he'll be like holy diver and I just throw him up in the air and then he like splashes in and people look at him like what is this guy doing? Sometimes I'll play the song on like a Bluetooth speaker and then I throw him up in the air into the water. He has no idea what he's saying but it's my favorite. Makes me happy. Well, you'll appreciate that I'm in a delicate situation because I have children that have no idea what I'm referencing.
Plus my wife has no idea what I'm referencing. That's. Hard. Yeah, that's hard because your comedy, the audience is basically like anybody that's around you. My youngest son has this little music box thing that he got frustrated with and he banged it after he was playing music. He wanted it off and he just hit it. And it's not a thing that you hit to turn off like, but it worked. And I looked at him and I deadpan asked, are you the Fonz? And then I realized nobody else
in my house appreciates. That no, your wife has no idea. She doesn't have the cultural references. At least I have that advantage. My wife does get my humor, she just knows there's something wrong with me. I went down around the breakfast table this morning, 3 year old, 5 year old, 7 year old and made them all yell are you not entertained? And the seven-year old by far was the best by a lot. So it it's an age thing. Those kids were probably what, like probably 3 or 4 years old.
I like that you said after they fight, they're supposed to yell that, which is true. Like if you can get your boys to do that after a fight if they can like you'll be less mad right away for. Sure, Yeah. I mean, you put put actually probably get that aggression out and then, you know, you only have to punish the one. The other one was vanquished enough, probably beheaded. He's through a Trident. Yeah. It'll be like the end of Anchorman.
That's all I got, Steve. That's all I got for today. A tribute to moms A a failure at playing the learned thing. I'll RIP it somehow and I'll get a screen grab of it and we'll put it over on social media so you guys can find that if you want to see it. If you're not on the local channel, but you ought to be, why don't you tell people what you got coming up for Amrit? I heard you did an awesome interview, by the way. I don't know where, but the chat
was really, really excited. They were all a Twitter about your interview. You want to talk about any of that? Well, I don't know who I interviewed, but I did a a monologue on Thursday where I just like went off about all the FBI stuff. I tried to memorialize everything because I get asked a lot about it and I said, look, I'm just going to make one episode of Amrat, all of that. So we did that. We were going to interview Marcus Allen for Saturday, but
he had some technical problems. So I guess Garrett and I are going to actually change it up and we're going to do a whole coverage on some immigration illegal aliens on Saturday. I'm excited to bring that to you on rumblerumble.com/amradpod is where you can find us. It'll be at noon time and if you want to catch up in there later, you can always find it. We keep the the nice collection of them there and the audio is always available on iTunes. Love it.
I also, I just sent Marcus a microphone, a nice one like you have and A and a microphone arm and we're working on getting him like an actual set up so people can hear him. So we'll get Marcus Helen on too. We got to get the suspendable stable, we got to get a few more, few more thoroughbreds in there. Yeah, I don't know what that means. I'm not a horse guy. I never had that kind of. I never had horse money. Who was?
There's some, there's some comedian who said, I want to have the kind of money where I have a horse Butler. Oh, I, it was, it was a no, it wasn't a comedian. It was a professor that I had. He said, maybe you, you have like real money. Like you have a horse Butler. And everyone in the class was kind of like, what's a horse Butler? I, I said that because I think I was older than anybody else there.
And he was like, it's a Butler that opens the door for you, but rides on a horse to do it. And I was like, yo, that's a real like a, that's like P Diddy kind of like weird money. That's like some two guys that carry you around and on a sofa kind of money. So yeah, maybe if we all get to the area where we have horse butlers. I never had any thoroughbreds. I don't even know what that is, Bud. I think it's a it's a good thing. It's a good thing and marijuana.
So I force multiplier. It's a force multiplier. I want more thoroughbreds. All right, thanks for joining me for today, folks. Thanks for joining us for cutting up. We had to, we had to laugh a little bit today because otherwise we would just be in tears because there's four more monsters that are still coming for us. No doubt about it. Steve, I'll see you again next week. I'll probably talk to you over the weekend. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being part of our program.
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