Are you familiar with FBI Special Agents Kyle Serpent? I'm familiar with the name. Is that? Yes, I'm familiar with the name. Familiar with the name? Familiar with the name? Let's bring in Kyle Serafin. He's the FBI whistleblower who helped expose government censorship of our First Amendment rights. Now, we only have this memo because a recently suspended FBI agent called Kyle Serafin brought it to the public, and we're grateful that he did. Kyle, thank you so much for
joining us tonight. He's the host of something that strangely is called the Kyle Seraphim. Kyle Seraph. I can't thank you enough for speaking out. I knew you guys were out there, and I knew it was just a matter of time. But you got a lot of guts putting your face and your name to this. You're doing a service on behalf of the American people. And from the bottom of my cracked and broken heart, sometimes, thank you very much. Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphin. Well, hello my friends, welcome to the Kyle Seraphin Show. Today is Friday, it is December the 13th and we are live on Rumble and we are live on X and
on locals at kyleseraphin.com. But what we are also doing is broadcasting under the wrong title because our software company Restream decided to go out there and redo the entirety of their website so that it doesn't make any sense anymore. And I can't do the things that I do everyday for this episode 447. So I'm a little frustrated with them right now. And we're going to just carry on. We'll fix it over. But if you're watching over on X and you're like, hey, that's not
the title of the show. It's not. I don't know why it isn't. That's just how it goes. OK, I got Steve friend on for a friendly Friday, so we'll bring him in here momentarily. We're going to be talking about FBI sources. Everybody needs to be nice to Julie Kelly today. Please be nice to Julie Kelly. She's in a hard spot. She's basically made herself the de facto editor of all things January 6th.
She's the person that is going to handle all of the January 6th information and she's going to be the the arbiter of truth, but she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. So she read this report and she was like, I don't get it. Now. I slept on it, but I didn't sleep. I just went through her feed because I'm blocked, but I can see she's really having a problem because the information doesn't line up.
It turns out if you don't know anything about the FBI and you try to talk about the FBI for a living, you sound like a complete fool. That's OK. There's a lot of people that are going to run with that. We'll give you guys the straight dope because we have two former FBI agents that actually know what the hell we're talking
about. We're also going to talk about kind of a scandal from 20 years ago that is, I guess, some ladies coming clean about it. It's kind of funny to see a real scandal that's happening down at the Arizona Mexican border, the US border down in the South of Arizona that The Daily Wire broke yesterday. And the reporter reached out to
me and asked me to share. So we're going to do that very important stuff and just shows you the pettiness and the nastiness of the Biden administration, which is really, really petty. Like it's beyond capabilities to to grasp. We were actually pissed in our kitchen yesterday as my wife and I were reading this. Before we get started with the program, let's go ahead and say thanks to our buddies over at Patriot Mobile. Let's get into it, and we'll get Steve on here.
Here we go. I really like that jam. Yeah, it is called Let's go, Go, go. Here He is the man, the myth, the sort of kind of tanned looking Steve friend. How are you tanned in the middle of summer? Is that just my? Is that just my camera looking at that way or you can't? Are you? I live in Florida. It's always sunny in Florida and a happy friendly Friday the 13th of you. You're going to watch some flasher films later with the kids. It's not really my jam. That's not really what I do.
I think we'll. Probably watch some I can't see stuff I can't just get to do away with reality. I mean I realize that everyday carry of a firearm would probably end most of those movies in the 1st 4 minutes, but. That's it. You know, honestly, like, it's just like, oh, I'll just put a couple in that guy's chest and then it would be, you know, let's go get some breakfast. I don't need jump scares. Yeah, Waffle House. Yeah, Waffle House for sure.
Waffle House. I don't have one near me, but we should. OK, a whole bunch of serious topics that we're going to talk about. Let's see how serious we're going to get right now. OK, so let's talk about a woman who lied about rape, because
that's the first start. So let me put this up on the screen because this actually kind of blew my mind that this is a story, People, some of you remember living through 2006 like I do, there was this big scandal that there were Duke lacrosse players that were involved in the rape of a woman named Crystal Mangum. She was a stripper. I think she went to like the, I don't know, the fraternity House of the, of the lacrosse players. It's been 20 years since I've
heard the story. I didn't know it was still a story, but apparently it is because she has now come out and admitted that she's a liar. She's a former stripper. She's a convicted murderer, which is pretty wild. And Steve actually knew this. But it was news to me. And she admitted that she lied and made-up the story about 3 nice looking white boys from Duke who played lacrosse, which is kind of like a white boy sport. And they didn't actually rape her out.
She just made the whole thing up. So give me a second. We're going to play her confession that she was a liar 18 years ago. I'm sure it makes them feel great now that it ruined their careers in that sport. It ruined their college time, I'm sure of it. But here you go. She's making good because of Jesus. And I testified falsely against them by saying that they raped me when they didn't, and that was wrong.
And I betrayed the trust of a lot of other people who believed in me and made-up a story that wasn't true because I wanted a validation from people and not from God. And that was wrong. And I hope that they can forgive me. What do you think, Steve? You feel good. Don't feel like that's very heartfelt coming from that woman because she couldn't even be honest in her admission. She came forward because she wanted to get paid because they were rich white kids from Duke
who played lacrosse. And the entire investigation was just atrocious. Yet Ken Nifong in that one of memory serves, that was his name. He was the prosecutor. He was trying to use that for his political ambitions and brought that they they opened up like the the photographs of the lacrosse team and showed those to her for her like her photo lineup, right? It was completely tainted. And the other side noted that is that's where Megyn Kelly got her start in media.
She went down to report about that and did a pretty fair job of because she was an actual lawyer and saw what was going on and held the line on that and said, this is this is not right. And fortunately for those guys, they evaded jail time. But they'll never get the reputations back forever. Forever. They're always going to be tainted as well. You got away with it because of
white privilege or something? What's crazy is, is that this guy, Ken Knifon that you're talking about, the prosecutor, he was like, the DNA evidence is going to be the thing that puts them in the in the slammer. And then they were like, oh, all the DNA evidence actually exonerates them. And he was like, there's obvious evidence there was a violent sexual assault. And it's like there actually there wasn't any evidence right there of that that's all made-up. So they went after this.
This was like at the peak, maybe this was the first peak of like politically correct retarded wokeness that was kind of like spewing out there. But even the story like it, it rang hollow because guys like that would have been people that I probably didn't get along with per SE, but they would have been guys that I went to high school with. They they were just a little bit younger than me. They're probably like right in your age bracket.
It's like. This is the story that you get your legacy media that says, well, it might not be true, but it brings up a really important narrative that we want to go with, so we're just going to go with that. True. Yeah. Yeah, exactly that. So the thing that I didn't know, but you obviously already did was that she's in jail for second degree murder because she killed her boyfriend in 2013 who was a a former. What was the thing? Oh no, that's asking about former players.
I think the story. Was, was that right? Pimp boyfriend just, you know, like a really nice person. I also didn't realize she's 46 right now, which means that she was significantly older than the guys. I, I kind of remember that too. She was like 25 and she was saying that she got raped by a bunch of like 1819 year old boys or 20 year old boys in this lacrosse. All of it is nasty. It's just a nasty story. It's just strange to see it pop out there.
It's it kind of goes in this, this circle of vindication that I keep seeing people getting vindicated. Like rarely is it in your own time. Rarely is it, it went to like a couple of years. This is way more common like 18 years later. People are. By the way, I made-up that whole story that ruined your life for the last two decades. It definitely seems like culturally the momentum is on
our side, right? They're all things seem to be trending towards liberty, towards common sense in the last month, month and a half since the election kind of went our way. But I also think it's cautionary because people are so basking in the glow of that and underneath the surface, there's other things going on. It's not like we're playing in a football game and there's time running out and when it goes to triple zeros and the game's
over, the game's never over. And communists in this country are never going to stop. They're just going to like whack a mole, keep coming up in another form or fashion. So true. The other thing that has been bothering me since we're talking about prostitutes is maybe this other prostitute who's not a big fan. I'm not a big fan of this scandal. Kind of was like a guy on Twitter said that men don't want
to watch a bunch of women. Like they're OK with maybe like a random female sideline reporter, although I don't, I'm not. Yeah, I, I don't want that either. But three of them gathering together, There was this video, this picture. I guess there was something on one of the sports networks where they're playing sports ball. And then three ladies got out on the on the field and are talking about a sport that one they could never play, 2 that they didn't play.
And maybe they're really great sportscasters. We've met people like Jill Savage and she's super nice and I'm sure she pays attention to it. I just don't need that. I don't like, I can't even imagine sitting down and watching sports to begin with. So like I'm already an oddity. I really don't want to hear what essentially an Internet prostitute has to say about it. But this has been a kind of a thing. So I'm going to play it because it's fun.
And that's what we do here is we just make fun of people that we don't like that much. So we're going to just have a little bit of a light hearted moment and then I'm going to show you why I think she's an Internet prostitute too, because some guys will get a kick out of it.
But like everybody told me, they just watch the stuff without sound on. Anyway, here is a woman named Paige Speranak who was not good enough to be a professional golfer, but she does have big breasts so she can do this. So I saw this on X the other day and I think we should talk about it. I'll move out of the way so you can read what he said first. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt and so I looked at the comments.
I looked at the replies and what most men were saying is that they want to listen to people talk about sports that they have once played. Fine, fair enough. However, some of the highest paid sports broadcasters in the world are men who haven't played a sport past the high school level. Joe Buck, Jim Nance, Jim Rome, Al Michaels. That's as much as I can listen to her talk. She also is not a sportscaster so I'm not sure why she is trying to defend this situation.
Thoughts. Well, she had to remove herself from the image so that you could read it because I'm not sure that she could. But she made sure to talk in the constant up talk that all the young ladies like to do today. That makes me want to jab a pencil in my ears every time they do it because. I don't know.
There, there's going to be a retrospective at some point where all of the contents that was created in this era and we go back and listen to it and view it and our descendants are just going to put their hands over there. Is a sound to every generation, though, for whatever it's worth. You go back and listen to the 70s and they have kind of a lilt that's kind of like a very, it's a very specific type of way of delivering the information. I like Calvin Coolidge.
Like they they had a very different way of speaking back in the 20s. They all seem to be like, yeah, I see. I mean, it's weird but. Sometimes we have something to say and so we say it this way and this you know, you're right, there is a thing and this generations is irritating even in the real time. But as long as you're on the subject of the sound, I think most people, and clearly they do because there's a market here, principle here where Joe Buck gets a lot of money.
Most people prefer a baritone voice at that's commenting and giving you the play by play action rather than the tinny sound of that woman speaking, if she's even going to attempt to do it. Well, I didn't know who she was because that's the world I live. I don't care about sports ball and I certainly don't care about Instagram prostitutes. But I did find out that that's what she is because I went to her Twitter page and I was like, well, what is this lady all
about? Like because this thing goes going all over my feed and it's like they're talking about it. So I go, OK, well, who is she? Is she someone worth taking seriously? Is she a sideline commentator that is being marginalized because. Megyn Kelly Is she Megyn Kelly or is she a? Seriously intelligent person that is trying to be taken seriously because of the way she presents herself.
Or is she this lady and this is the sound, this is the music, and this is the jiggly butt and zipped down. Zipped down golf outfit she's wearing in order to like, throw her jugs out at everybody. And so when I watched this, I was like, oh, I immediately can discount you. But if you guys don't know who this lady is, here's Paige Spearnac doing what she does for a living. Make money by wearing clothing and smacking golf balls around while she jiggers her butt. So enjoy this gentleman.
Get money, get money. Yeah, that's I guess what you're doing. So listen, if you're going to be a prostitute, then you can be a prostitute and I don't have to like it and I don't have to listen to you either. So I just wanted to just put that on there because it's been bothering me all week. I think it's really dumb that we have these people that have such a big platform.
Poor follow through on that one. Unless she was hitting into a heavy wind, I'd really have to take split hairs with the way that she came through off the ball on that one. I don't know anything about it actually. I had people. I had, I had Joe Ulman. He was like, hey man, let's get together and let's play some golf. And I was like, yeah, I don't know how to do that. I mean, I can hit a ball, but I and I took golf lessons when I was probably like 8 or 9 or
something. But I would not be a. The game hasn't changed very much since then. Bro, I don't even know how to score it. Like, I don't know. He was like, yeah, I went out the other day and we shot like a 79 or something and I was like, cool, Is that like a victory? Is that, are you excited? Are we excited or not excited about this? Because I don't know what that means. And he was like, it's pretty good if you know anything about
golf. I was like, I've already alluded to the fact that I have no idea I know how to score other sports. Golf is actually a mystery to me and on purpose. I can't fathom caring. So to all of our golfing audience, sorry about that. I just don't. Care Donald Trump is very offended. Here's what I do care about. I care about missing men in demand on the road to Damascus.
Who everything about the story we hit yesterday, it's just been sitting with me. So I'm going to bring it up because I found some more information and one of the listeners to a Twitter space actually found this for me. So OK, this is the story from yesterday. That's the guy's picture. His name is Travis Stand by. I will actually say his full name. His name is Travis Timmerman, supposedly.
And he was found walking barefoot on the streets of southern Damascus. That seems like it could be a really interesting song. Probably not a country song, but maybe like a like a like a pop song on the streets of Damascus. Missing man found in Syria. He apparently was on a religious pilgrimage. We read this to you yesterday.
The things that were the most weird that I did not understand, Steve, is that he had been reported missing by Hungarian police in August, but he disappeared in June and the Missouri State Police were reporting on what the Hungarian police said. Just laugh with me for this because this is really bizarre. Listen, this is what happens
when you're CIA OP goes wrong. You end up barefoot, I guess, and you're walking around in Damascus and you're trying to get to Jordan, which is where Anthony Blinken was giving a statement about the stuff. Even weirder. Let me just say this. I found this over at Forbes. They said that he had been gone for seven months. He had travelled to Hungary for work and then while he was there he decided to and he worked for a Jewish law firm in Chicago,
which is also weird. Then he decided to get into this like scenario where he was going to go from from Lebanon and walk into Syria, but he got picked up the border and thrown in jail for seven months. And then when he got out, he was trying to dead wreck in his way to Jordan. And the reason Hungarians reported him is because he was in Budapest and he was he was working there doing something
when he got the inspiration. You know what, here I am in this beautiful place in Hungary, in this ancient city, and what I really want to do is go walk barefoot into a Syrian prison. And then he found himself doing that again. When your CIA light cover story doesn't work out in your favor, I guess that's what. Happened.
If I didn't know you and you were a walk in at the FBI and you started talking to me about how Missouri State police were filing reports from Hungarian authorities about some unknown individual who walked on foot from Lebanon to Syria and wound up in a prison. But CIA, I'll put your picture on the wall and say do not talk to this person going forward. He's emotionally disturbed, but that's his story. This is insane. It's really funny and really
weird and just out there. So, OK, so, so that's part of it. OK, so there's the manhunt that we had going on earlier on. That was the big story about the United Healthcare CEO and the and the assassin and whether or not it's a setup job. And I've talked about this quite a bit. What I have is sort of a segue because I wanted to play things that were fun today because it's Friday and it's been kind of an interesting week. I feel like we're in a good space.
So what I have, in addition to making fun of online prostitutes, is making fun of our ex-girlfriend who's also kind of like an online prostitute. Does a lot of weird FBI stuff behind the scenes. This is a good little comedy routine of this guy impersonating FBI intern #1 so we're going to share it with folks. The FBI checking into people's Internet activity, which everybody has this inclination. They do the second part of this little clip.
He's going to lead into a couple of stories that we're actually going to cover down on. So we're just going to enjoy ourselves a bit, enjoy the guy sitting in what I think is the Boston field office. He might actually be filming this from the, that's what George told me. He's like, that's the FBI field office in Boston. So here you go. This is what they do all day, according to social media. Air fryer Asparagus. What temperature? Oh my God dude, this guy looks
this up every single week. How can he not remember? Come on bro, it's not even noon doing that already. This guy must work from home. Look at your style, man. Is it safe to eat expired yogurt? No. Don't eat it again already. What's the difference between effect and effect? OK, this one. Yeah, that gets me, too. I feel you there, man. Hey, Jim. It looks like this guy's using an illegal GAMBLING SITE. Do we want to do anything? Who's he betting on?
He's betting on the Vikings. Sounds like he has enough problems. All right. Why is this guy even on Zillow? You think you can afford a pool? Third time. Good Lord, dude. Who is the oldest college football player? Oh, bro, you think you still got a shot trying to go back? They don't make Division 4, buddy Side effects from eating spoiled yogurt. Dude, this guy. Homemade bomb. Homemade bomb. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, no. No bomb. Sauce. False alarm.
False alarm. They're just trying to make the sauce from Hot Ones Emergency health clinic near me. Idiot. Is that what they do? Is that Is that what our FBI minders are doing all day? I think so. I mean they are using your quotes from X in lawsuits and litigation against Eytan Haim so. No, Steve, I thought you were going to say no, that they were actually doing something else. What they're talking? No, let's be realistic like that. That's the intern.
I mean, I just said it before the intern that was in my office at Daytona Beach, who I can't say anything about other than it was the intern, because the intern was a girl who came back in and said that she felt like a man and then started using the men's room. So that's the level that we're
dealing with at this point. Hopefully for only a few more weeks until Christopher Wray waves Bon voyage and we can welcome Cash Patel in, because we're going to be cash only Code 4. Jerry Connelly doesn't want that. He's really upset. Jerry Connelly used to be my congressman in Virginia. He's like congressman, Democrat swamp straight out of Northern Virginia. So he has this like, weird thing. I've sat in town halls with him and he was there with the mothers who demand action.
They're trying to get laid or whatever. Moms that guys do your work. OK, if you have moms that are demanding action, give the moms the action. But I went to a town hall with him doing that. And Jerry Connelly knows about as much about the FBI as he does about guns, which you can imagine based on his mustache. And he looks like he's kind of he, he lost a lot of weight. Some people lose weight and you're like, good for you, man.
And some people lose weight and they look like you might be dying of the same cancer that Sheila Jackson Lee did. Like Al Sharpton. Yeah, it's weird. I think both of these guys seem to be. He looks like he's dying. I don't wish that on people, but I wouldn't be surprised because, you know, justice does sometimes come in our time. Here's Jerry. Jerry Conley giving his hot takes on the political hackery
of Cash Patel, because why not? Maybe, you know, Director Ray is right that by removing himself he removes a target, but he's going to be replaced with a partisan hack who has no real experience with the FBI or for that matter, law enforcement writ large. And I think for the rank and file FBII think his decision to resign prematurely under pressure is is tantamount to abandonment. Abandonment of the FBI and abandonment of them and their protections, exposing them to a political purge.
Well, that's a That's a big statement. Why do you feel that way? I think, I think Trump has made it very clear that he sees the FBI as the enemy, which is an absurd proposition, but nonetheless, he has propounded it and Cash Patel has echoed it, even though the FBI is hardly a deep state agency. My goodness, it's one of the most conservative bastions in U.S. government and has. OK, so there's that. This is a really neat story that comes in from CNN. This is from their subscribers
only space. So I found it for you so you don't have to go look for it and try to pay for it. Someone who sees enemies everywhere. How Cash Patel's years as a government lawyer fueled his disdain for, wait for it. Who is he? Disdain Washington elites. You know anybody that thinks that's a problem, Steve, that when you disdain the elites, that seems like a Democrat position.
Seems like a establishment position, which generally is the Communist Democrat Party. And then you also got to toss in like the Mitch McConnell types and the John Thune types and the Joni Ernst types in there because they didn't receive the same mandate that we sent out on November 5th, which was let's shatter the status quo. And they said no, we need to throw up as many roadblocks as we possibly can to stop that so
we can keep the status quo. I think it's funny when you have Kramer, they're talking about how Kash Patel some hack and doesn't have any knowledge because the rank and file, the veterans or agents within the FBI. If you're using the term rank and file, you're a hack and you have no idea what you're talking about. That's true. And then referring to the fact that the FBI is in some sort of deep state.
Why? Why would Donald Trump have any animosity towards the FBI, which rated his wife's underwear for? I mean, how could they be? How could he be pissed about that? It's just underwear. It's not even his. Look, I, I brought this up about Donald Trump specifically because you and I are both family men. We, we care very much about our
wives and our children. And I said, look, if if I could ask Donald Trump one question he was compelled to answer, I would ask him, Is it lonely being you because everyone in your life comes at you from an angle? You have to be so cynical, with the exception of your family, because you're just still husband and dad and grandpa. And that violation of the sanctity of your house must be by an order of magnitude more significant to him that even to us, as devoted as we are to our
families. So I don't hate the fact that if he wants to go in and slash the FBI into a million pieces and then toss it to the wind and design Cash Patel to do that, that's great. If you want to try to reconstitute it and make this demo into more of a Renault, then will they give it the old college try to somebody like Cash Patel who does not like the deep state? It's it's his only place a piece you would think like that. You could go in in your own house and then have that
sanctity violated. Like you said, it's pretty significant. I think it's a big problem, right? We're going to get into more of that in just a second. Let's go ahead and say Frank to our friends who are fueling the rage this morning, and they are at Blackout Coffee. Folks, let me tell you about a company that's shaking up the coffee world. It's called Blackout Coffee. You guys told me about them
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OK, so intern Part 2 because it's going to take us to our next door. Here we go. What does Skippity toilet mean? Half the entire agency gets to go out and do this manhunt and I'm here monitoring Captain Brain rot. Unbelievable. Yo, Speaking of that manhunt, is that the actual guy or did we, you know, other healthcare CEOs? Yeah, you and everyone else, dude. All right, don't get any ideas. Dairy Queen near me. Dude, I just saw you buy $200
worth of groceries yesterday. How to fix your golf slice. He looks this up every other day. Dude, it's been three years. It's not working. Try tennis. 30 day weight loss plan. Dude, you want to lose weight, stop with the Dairy Queen. Jim. This guy didn't even have a Spotify wrapped because he has Pandora Premium. What kind of psycho shit is that? Should we put him on a watch list? Put him on all of them. Done. Hey, Congrats dude, maybe it's at 3:00 today.
Incognito mode isn't hiding anything, brother. Is bulimia really that bad? OK, so we brought up the manhunt, which made me kind of laugh. I don't know what Skibby toilet means, but maybe you guys will tell me. I it doesn't mean anything to me. I don't really care. He also brought up a golf slide. So there you go. There's your page spear and act tie. And we're making it all tie together today, even though it's
kind of silly. This is a little interesting story about the fact that this guy, Luigi Mangione, he may not have even been a United Healthcare client member. He may not have had them as a as his insurance company, which is even crazier that he decided to go do this stuff assuming he did. Innocent until proven guilty. But they have no indication that he was a client is what the NYPD is saying. They think that he just chose it because it was big. That's even sadder.
That's even grosser. And it's more disgusting that that he would just basically pick somebody randomly out of the phone book who was associated with an industry he had a problem with and decided to go after it. All this, this whole story, it's kind of fascinating how Americans have basically NPR over there. National Palestinian radio has been running over and and they're like, they're thrilled about how excited people are about being mad about healthcare companies.
All this stuff is disclosed in your policies. If you read it, Like that's been my read on. I don't understand people that are mad about it's like, look, you pay for it or you don't. It's on you. Where is this rage coming from, you think? Because they're the communists in this country do not view human life with sanctity that you and I do, which is why you're getting the obligatory responses by like a Liz Warren saying, well, we never condone violence.
But you can understand how it would come to this now to speculate about Luigi and speculate He's a young dude seems to come from privilege. He seems to be really well educated and intelligent, but he is in the age demographic that you start to see that schizophrenia manifest, which has got me thinking that maybe that's sort of here where he's he just got obsessed with something to that effect.
He has his political ideologies. He's smart enough to get away with it for a few days rather than getting caught in the 1st 15 minutes. But the whole delusions of grandeur associated with what you're doing, I think there's going to be some sort of emotional disturbance here that ultimately comes out. Everybody always wants to like lean on it. Like it's like our CIA friend who was walking barefoot in Damascus, which is a real type of CIA type story where you're like, bro, what do you?
We went on to religious pilgrimage to Syria and they took his shoes and then you like walked out of the jail and you're like dead reckoning your way to Jordan instead of like trying to find a phone. That seems pretty weird. Like what the hell are you doing? That sounds very CIA. But everybody wants to lean towards the oh, it's MK Ultra. Oh, it's mind control. Oh, it's like, why? Why does it have to be that for
people? Why do people have to immediately jump to the most illogical conspiracy that this person? I guess because we don't want to believe that like a good looking kid who looked like he was kind of like had a lot of things that mother. Many people want a lot of privileges in life. Would turn around and be like, I'm going to become a freaking cartoon assassin. Like people don't want to believe that I guess. I mean, look at the worst mass
murderers ever, right? They come from these positions of privilege. Like Osama bin Laden was not barefoot walking to Damascus. He came from enormous privilege, got a guy like Karl Marx, which founded the ideology that's responsible for 100 million deaths in the last century. Rich kid. Rich kid, they, they, they allows for the navel gazing and then they do not have the avenue or the, the, the release valve. I think this is my contention.
You know, it's if you're living a very comfortable existence. This is why people willingly shut down in 2020 because we had it really good and really comfortable. We thought, you know, living in the zombie apocalypse for two weeks sounds like it could just shake things up and allow me to access and harness that fear that I never get to fear because I live in a relatively safe society.
So let's do it. And then the evil doers behind the scenes said, oh, we're never letting you back out of this. I think that that's sort of the motivation behind the lies. These guys who just live a life of luxury and they sort of resent it because they want to be down with the fight. And then they perpetuate some, perpetrate some of these horrible, horrible things like murdering guy in cold blood who you have no connection to, no motive to to. I mean, it's inexcusable. It's not even.
There's no justifiable nature to it, despite what Liz Warren and AOC one argue. He, he looked like he was trying to play out a scene in his own movie that he like saw himself as this hero. He was going to go do this thing. It's like the idea that you would write things on your casings. That's a really good way to get caught, like your handwriting and then your your pen, like you're leaving more layers of
evidence. And as I was talking about yesterday with some folks, it's like anybody who understands that you plan everything left of bang, which is prior to doing the thing, you plan something right of bang. So his getaway, jumping on a bike, you know, going out there, doing this kind of thing, like running across state lines.
And then what? Then the rest of your life you have this thing that just happened that has radically changed your trajectory and there is no way that you can undo it. And you now have to look over your shoulder forever. And he didn't have a plan for that. And he ended up, I think, most likely because this is what people do. And you know this from chasing down criminals. They may have a really good plan for 48 hours, 96 hours. How many times have you been able to draw out a plan for the
next 5 years of your life? I've drawn out a plan for 20 years of my life. It didn't make it happen. I knew the exact day I was going to retire, right? Right. Yeah, it doesn't pan. And So what you end up doing is sitting in a McDonald's because it's something that, you know, it's a place where, you know, they have a clean bathroom and you can go pay for the food and you can do it in cash and they'll accept it.
And nobody should know you except when you take down your mask and your pictures everywhere because you were smiling at a cute barista like 5 days prior to shooting somebody because you didn't realize how far back they might go look, and five days is not that far. So anyway, all of this stuff is like pretty straightforward. It's just it changes the way that people have to operate for the rest of their lives. They don't have any concept of what that looks like.
And it goes to my very simple statement. People who don't do crimes all the time tend to be not very good at doing crimes and they get caught for doing said crimes because they haven't prepared how to get out of it just. You've been mostly a law abiding citizen your entire life and you're not good at crime. Like that's not a bad thing about you. It's like being a person who's bad at breaking up. Just means you haven't had a lot of practice, which means you're probably a good person.
All right, let's talk about breakups. Let's talk about our ex-girlfriend. Let's talk about this Inspector General report that just dropped. Let's see who do I have here for that's this is a FBI missed basic steps in the intelligence effort above about January 6th. But we also saw in this silly little document that came out, I want to see who's reporting this because I want to actually know who wrote that headline.
That's NPR. That's National Palestinian Radio. Again, a couple of little from that, but everybody's covering it. Washington Post, Everyone's got kind of a different take on it. If you go to the New York Post, you'll see they're like 26. You know, FBI sources are hanging out in the area. If you what in the world? I have some tab open that just keeps playing music in my ears. OK, so they're they're yelling
about that. Then you go to the New York Times and they're like everybody, everybody did a great job, exceptional performance, everybody prepared very well, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So this is what it is. Basic steps. Steve, you read as much of the report as you could handle. We both got sick of it. Probably about the same page, somewhere between like pages 9 and 10. I just realized it was a
complete fluff job and nonsense. You want to kind of give your takes on it. Oh, the Inspector General, which is answerable to DOJ. So it's it's parent organization. There's no independence there. So the government investigated the government and decided that the government really didn't do anything wrong. Shocker. But to the specifics there, that jumped off the page at me. They were very lawyerly in their
use of language. And it sort of proves how the people asking the questions, not having a subject matter expert at their shoulder is a problem from the Inspector General, from a congressional hearing, whatever it is. So they asked about undercovers and the FBI provided a very specific answer because they interpreted the question the way they wanted. They were asked, Did you have undercover employees at January 6th? Well, if you know, you know a undercover employee.
UCE is an actual position in the FBI. You go through training and there's a selection process, and if you want to use an official UCE on your case, you have to request it and they facilitate that. Or you could just be Kyle Seraphin or Steve Friend in plainclothes as a special agent doing surveillance on a case. That's not a UCE undercover employee. So when they answered the Inspector General, no, we didn't have any undercover employees there.
They met UCE and the inspector general's office then put forward, oh, there was nobody undercover there at all. It was fine. It was all good. Make sure we let the New York Times know that. It's Undercover TM, like this is the trademark brand name for it. So let me give people an analogy that's easy to grasp. If you were to say, hey, I was at a party the other night and, you know, I think there were a bunch of guys that were in the army. There were there a bunch of
soldiers at, at our party. And the answer comes back, well, there were no infantrymen at your party, not even 1 infantryman. And you're like, oh, OK, interesting. When they're like, yeah, they were all from, from like a tank company or something. They were all from an armored division. And you're like, that's not exactly what I asked, is it? So I used to work in a role that most people would look at and
say, hey, were you undercover? And the answer is no. But I was in a low visibility, sort of covert surveillance posture. And I wasn't supposed to say what I was doing. I was in plain clothes. I didn't wear placards. I sometimes, you know, some of the guys I worked with had actually what's called a FID, the alternate federal ID program. So it's a fake ID that the government actually issues so you can actually present yourself as being someone else.
It's also known as nominally backstopped cover. So all of those things are not undercover TM. According to the FBIUCE, somebody tagged Julie Kelly in this. So she can understand that when she says she doesn't believe that there weren't undercovers there, it's because she doesn't know what they're saying because she doesn't know what she's talking about, because she's talking about the FBI and she's never worked there. The other thing is they said that there were 26 sources.
There probably were more. To be fair, there's no way they had access to what's called Delta, which is the, the, the top secret or secret rated computer programs that hold into all the source reporting. I don't think they had access to all of them. And I know that they they were shy on their reporting because they also said that the FBI did not put out a nationwide canvas requesting people to travel to January 6th, which they normally would do.
And I know they did because I got that e-mail and so did Gerardo Boyle and so did a half dozen other people across the United States. Maybe you got it too, where you were what, down in Jacksonville at the time? I was still in Iowa. OK. Did you? Do you remember getting? That I don't remember, but I was on a criminal squad too, so if that was being perceived to be a national security thing I might not have come. To all the CT agents, so in any
case. They, they also were specifically investigating the FBI, no other agencies within the DOJ, no other departments like Department of Homeland Security, which has 10 times the budget of the FBI and also has informants who were there. And we've been reliably informed that there were DC Metro presence there, plainclothes as well. So it's not like the FBI is the only law enforcement entity that was involved that day.
They're just the one that's prosecuting all the crimes of people who are claiming that it was a put up job up or putting all of the onus and responsibility on the FBI. But there's no question that there are other law enforcement entities involved. You know, 100%, again, very narrow focus, very, very specific wording. This is how Chris Wray has always been able to avoid accountability. This is like some of the other
things. And we should not expect competence where there's no evidence of competence. I don't think there's no reason for us to go like, oh, like obviously like they did an awesome job and they're doing this great little like cover up. No, it's just like with the OIG answers to DOJDOJ doesn't need to look bad. So they go do this. They've got enough things that make them look bad. This just came out on Waters the
other day. Everyone's acting like this is like some sort of shock that federal agents don't know how to pull a gun and pull the trigger properly. I'll just play this real quick and I'll get your reactions to it. This is like revelations coming out embarrassing the federal government. This is the default position in my experience. Here's Jesse Water. We got 2 new revelations from the Trump Assassination Task Force.
According to their report, the Secret Service agent who spotted Ryan Ruth in the bushes outside Trump's golf course was only 5 feet away when he opened fire and missed him not once, not twice, 6 times. He missed them six times from 5 feet. How does a trained agent who passed the firearms test miss a target away 5 feet away? That's not all. The report says the Secret Service found out at 2:30 in the morning that Trump would be golfing later that day, but they didn't secure the course.
Allowing Ruth to camp out for 12 hours before anyone saw him. Meanwhile, Ruth appeared in federal court this morning and his legal team signalling they're going to go with the insanity defense. How convenient. Ruth's public defender said he has had multiple meetings with a mental health expert while in jail, and the witnesses who saw him before the arrest say he was hallucinating and delusional. Of course he's. So sarcastic.
Are you shocked that there are people that cannot pull the trigger at 5 feet away and hit a target that's man sized? He's a skinny man, for whatever it's worth. Myth of competence that exists with federal law enforcement in general, and particularly to the Secret Service. Just because they're not tested. Everybody sees the movies and TV shows and thinks, oh, if I get up on this slightly sloped roof, I'm going to get smoked. No, you're not.
And that's bearing itself out. But my experience with most trained agents within federal law enforcement, they're not particularly good with firearms. The only time that they are ever shooting is when they have to go qualify. And then you're also identity identifying this one individual who's caught by surprise because they're probably not existing in a state of am I in the present? They're probably just floating around and oh, last minute on Sunday, I wasn't planning to be
out here right now. So we're resentful that I'm having to give up my day off. And then they see something and they wind up sitting around in the bushes where they don't have a clean line of sight, completely see it. It's just not somebody who's likely professional, like the entire detail apparently, who allowed this information to get out there. So I know today is five months since Butler, so it's about 3 months since Mar a Lago.
We have more information on Luigi the squeegee than we do about Crooks. He's not the Luigi the squeegee, he's Luigi with the squeegee. Like bad I did. I didn't mean to misidentify you. You're. You're you're spot on though. It's and it and it, I think it comes down to like a media interest level. Like why highlight what happened to Donald Trump when you can simply go and highlight the bad guy that almost got killed or that got killed out in New York?
That's what they want to do. They want to. Is Butler the most underreported news story of 2024? For what it for the significance that it brings, for sure. Yeah. The world changed on that day, whether they like it or not. And Americans actually changed. I think a lot of Americans were like, oh, shit. Like there's no other way to say that that was an oh shit moment in such a big way that it was like this just this just happened. I think a lot of Trump signs
went up and people died. Behind him, right? And there that's when things got really real because it was in the middle of the summer. People are still not engaged in the political process. And I think that a lot of people who are the norm and Norma Normie from the suburbs, that's when they went and got their signs and put put it on the yard side and just said, you know what? I don't care if that makes me ostracize within my community.
I'm going to put that on on the front yard and say no more, no more. We have to have a return to sanity. I don't like the mean tweets. I don't like his persona, but I'm looking at what the other side's presenting. And that's a mental proclivity for violence that is just not palatable to me as a person in the suburbs who just wants to have normal. That would make sense to me. I get it. We're going to pivot quickly over to my friends over at shield arms. We're going to talk about guns
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petty. OK, so in addition to like ignoring Butler, right? And they've they've ignored in in big ways this guy who actually is still alive. We're not hearing like daily updates about him. And he seemed weird as hell, like he was a guy that lived in Hawaii, but he was in North Carolina. Like he wasn't walking barefoot to Damascus. Remember, he was like raising money. He was in Ukraine. There were videos of that dude in Ukraine. Why is that not still going on?
Why do we like we they just moved on. I mean, I obviously moved on as well because it's I just kind of see what everybody else is covering and you go, OK, like, why we we're not going to talk about the guy and now he's going to do the insanity of the defense. He seemed pretty sane, even if he was kind of a little bit out of on the wackadoo level. This is ultimately one of the nastiest, most pettiest things. This will be the legacy the
Biden administration. And so kudos to to James, what is his name, Milano over at Daily Wire. He did this. He sent me this yesterday. Biden and the Biden administration are racing to sell off border wall parts before Donald Trump takes office. The goal is to move all of it off the border before Christmas. They are taking pieces of the already paid for border wall that the United States government has paid for. Our, our dollars have been invested, folks. I'm going to show you videos of
it, OK? It's going to roll in the background. Steve, your, your mic should be in here with me so you can talk about it. They, they're taking these pieces of border wall which are worth a fortune in steel and iron and whatever else. They've all been prefabbed and welded together. They are sitting, they are like at least 1/2 mile worth of coverage, which is a big space of product. Like that's 8-9 hundred yards with a border wall minimum.
And it looks like it's probably more than that and they're giving it away for like 5 bucks a piece for people that want to buy it so they can at least try to put a damper on Donald Trump coming back in and continuing the build of the thing that got started under his admin. It took a long time to get spun up. Obviously there's a fabrication timeline to be able to get all this equipment.
If you're watching the screen right now, there's just a truck driving by, piles and piles of these heavy steel, you know, sections that are all like 8 feet wide and they're 24 feet high or whatever the hell they are. And it's just as far back as you can see in the warehouse space. It's an open air warehouse out in the cactus in the desert in Arizona. And the goal is to get all of this away. They want to sell for as cheap as possible. This is a real scandal.
And I actually honestly think that you might be able to bring people up on fraud, waste and abuse indictments. I may or may not have recommended it to people who may or may not be in the position pretty soon. But this story is, is it's such a, it's such a a moment of pettiness that it's hard for Americans to even grasp, like how stupid our government functions. That's obviously one of them. What do you think?
I think it's beyond pettiness. I mean, pettiness is when the Clintons left the White House and they took all the WS off the keyboards. Like, that's a Dick move, right? This is absolute malevolence. This is detesting the American people. It's not against Donald Trump, it's against the American people because one of his biggest platform items was securing the border and doing all the deportations that are attached to that.
But securing the border with an actual border wall is a major plank of the and reasons that people voted him into office to be the 47th president. And this is the current occupant, this human Roomba at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. saying through you. And you're right about the fraud. I mean, you, you know, they bought that at top dollar government rate and then they're. So let me get this straight.
You used American taxpayer dollars and bought it from say, your buddy who donated to your campaign and then sold it off for pennies on the dollar? That's corruption at its finest. It's like not even pennies. I mean, we're talking about like pennies on the $100. I actually misread this earlier, so let me just enrage you just slightly further. The agents that they talked to the Daily Wire reporters talked to estimated that half a mile mile of fencing is moved per day
because they have miles. As we could see like I was like, there's no way the math adds up. Those things may only be 8 feet wide, but there is a, there's a bunch of them, there's a, there's a metric ass ton of them or whatever the word is for it. It's just as far as you can see. And they are moving them from three different Border Patrol stations where they are staged to be able to be installed and would be able to be installed
starting on January 21st. Just given the, the quick executive order like get back to work, which is what they probably were waiting for. By the way, my friends that are in CBP and that are in Border Patrol. So CBP is the, the ports of entry where people go through folks and BPUS. Border Patrol is the non border. Those are the non border crossings where people are sneaking in over. There should be a fence.
They're thrilled at Donald Trump coming in because they're going to get to do their job for the first time in four years and not be sandwich slingers. Nogales, Tucson and Three Points are the areas they're seeing. And this is just what we're getting reported from Arizona. Obviously there's places in California that probably have the same thing going on. There's a decent chance it's going on in New Mexico from Antelope Wells all the way to El Paso.
So there is massive amounts of property that has already been staged with this equipment that we paid, like you said, top dollar for and they're just going to crap on us what we want. Who is going in there and physically removing it as well? That's another question. Like, are you a government employee again, A person who's supposed to be contractors? That's what they do.
Probably. And then because if you're working for for CBP and you're helping to facilitate that, you're just betraying your oath of office at that point. It's called. DP Trucking LLC, that's one of the government contractors that's being reported and running these things up and the stuff's being auctioned off. I actually, you used to go to this website because it's a pretty good surplus website. It's called Gov Planet. Gov Planet, you can buy all kinds of crazy stuff.
The military gets rid of like, you know, generators and they get rid of like 50 storage units that nobody wants or they get rid of all kinds of stuff piping that was supposed to be built out for some facility. They're selling the stuff off. And I guess you guys can go see it yourself. If you want to go to Gov Planet, you can get an account for free. You can check in there. It's like 5 bucks.
That's what the starting bids are on these things and there's so many of them that they they don't mind. Each section of wall panel is set to begin at only $5 and they are auctioning them off between the day before yesterday and the 18th, trying to move them out. They're 30, almost 33 feet tall. And as I said, there are just just about 8 feet wide.
They're 7.91 inches wide, 7.91 feet wide rather, and that's what they're selling them on. So if you guys want to go look for that, it's called steel bollard wall section with grout. I would like to see like the state of Texas purchase all of it and then just get reimbursed in a couple weeks. Yeah, I would like to see our government not do like, illicit things and try to, you know, punish the American people for their vote. That would be the kind of the hope that I have. Maybe I'm crazy.
Or ruled by elitists who do not perceive that your vote matters or your opinion on anything. It's just a will to power from them. And how in the world are we going to think that CNN thinks it's a problem that the new potential FBI director has a disdain for Washington elites as you're seeing on the screen right here? I just all of this stuff is very comical in so much as there's just no ability to self reflect. OK, let's do the the thing that
I promised you guys. We're going to talk about this as well. So in contrast to the 26 confidential human sources that were at January 6th, by the way, the 13 of them broke the law. None of them went to jail for it. None of them were prosecuted. How about this guy who was an informant, an informant for a very long time? We'll get Steve's take on this, but he's an ex FBI informant. His name is Alexander Smirnoff, and he pled guilty to lying about the Biden family.
So sayeth this particular article, which I think is coming from ABC, and it says that he's been charged with lying to the FBI, which is the classic 1001 charge, usually not its own, not its own charge. It's not a stand alone for most people. It's a very weak felony as far as those things go. But supposedly they claim that he concocted fabrication about the president and his son accepting $5,000,000 bribes from the Ukrainian energy firm Burisma. He doesn't have to actually be
right. He just has to be acting in good faith and think that the information he's presenting is accurate. And yeah, so he just pled guilty to lying to the FBI about this. His history is like 15 years Steve of giving good information including multiple prosecutions with convictions and hundreds of thousands of dollars paid out as a source. This is the exact playbook that that happened with the Enron scandal, right?
So Enron executives were relying on their advice from their accountants at Arthur Andersen. So the DOJ and the FBI went after the accounting firm Arthur Andersen so that they, they therefore Enron couldn't say, oh, we relied on them. They're like, well, your accounting firm is completely no good. And meanwhile, that wound up getting appealed to the Supreme Court after Arthur Andersen was no longer a going concern and they won. So I guess they get a helmet sticker even though they're all
out of a job. But back to this guy. How many legitimate cases? And we were told that, yes, for 15 years he'd been providing reliable information. This is what the Republicans were saying. Hey, this guy's giving us stuff. He's been the FBI itself is saying that he's a reliable informant, but they discredit him and then let all of the cases that he brought up and brought to the government and probably some pretty bad actors,
they're all going to walk free. So that the big guy can make sure that he can leave office untainted. So here's the the the actual indictment that came out from the grand jury in the Central District of California. This goes back over a year to June of 2023. And what you see in paragraph 4, which I've highlighted on the screen for you all is that he had admonishments. Admonishments are when you have an official relationship with a
source. Steve and I can talk about that a little bit longer in a second, but his admonishments go back to October of 2010 and they are basically every quarter give or take, going all the way through 2023 with a little break in there for it's hard to say. There may have been like kind of a break between COVID, but he continually reported was continually being admonished. Steve, you want to talk about admonishments and how like how that plays into the sources for
the FBI? Well, if you have an informant, a confidential human source, you have to read them annually these admonishments and they're sort of just basic information of you're not AW2 employee, you do not work for us, You can't say that you do. If you provide us information, we cannot promise you that we will not have to use you as a witness and we can't promise your identity, but we will do our best. It's just that we put our cards
out on the table. But like anything else that the FBI does, they use the lawyerly language to their advantage, which is why you get someone like a Ray Epps say things like I never worked for the FBI. Well, including your admonishments are I don't work for the FBI. So it's it's a CYA for the Bureau itself.
But it is also there is an element of it that they you go in with your eyes open if you are going to be a CHS for the Bureau. You and I have a between us, have a pretty good number of former current retired FBI agents that we talked to. I've spoken to my network. I don't have any examples. Do you have any examples of somebody being a source supposedly lying to the handling agent and then getting indicted for false statements? Now, I know sources go to jail all the time because they lie
about other dumb shit. Like they tell people that an FBI agent and they're like a drunk driver. So they go to jail for, you know, doing whatever scumbags that stuff they do. Do you know anybody that got false statements because of what they're they're 10 23 report look like? No, because if you built your entire case on just what a source said, it's not a strong enough case. So there would have to be corroborating evidence to support the case that you were
investigating to begin with. So providing that you would just be booted out, we're like, hey, we're not going to work with you anymore and we're going to make you a persona non grotto. We're never to work with you again. So it's called closed for cause. In my experience, what that means is that the source has proven to be unreliable, has said things that are now false or that have been proven to be either self motivated or whatever else, that there's
conflicting information. This source is no longer of value to the Bureau. And you can be closed not for 'cause you can be closed administratively because they're just not reporting on anything anymore. So it's like, well, we're not going to keep admonishing you. You used to have a job at Fill in the Blank Company and you were telling us about what was going on there and we did some prosecutions. Now you have a different job. Now you work in the hospitality industry and that's it.
So you're not there, but then you go get a job somewhere else. We can reopen you as long as you haven't lied to me, but you lie to me. You get close for cause, and then it just means nobody's going to open you up again. That's it. I've never seen a prosecution like this. I mean, it's a complete politicized system at this point.
And you just wonder about how many legitimate and righteous cases are now going to be grounds for appeal because the lead witness or the lead informant on that case was this Smirnoff character. And now those defendants who are probably did some really bad damage to our country are going to be able to appeal the sentences and walk.
Free and you've also given kind of a you know how many people are going to go back and trust the FBI at this point and going to say you know yeah, I I want to go and work with the FBI like scumbags will because there's money but. Yes, I mean, they'll they'll get paid huge, but if that's in the back of your mind, like you guys might do me dirty if it ever becomes politically expedient for you, then you're right. You're never going to get a a good informant.
And when you say that, I mean, it's not often that you have an informant who is just a, a good citizen. It's normally somebody you have a hammer over. But at the same time, like those guys aren't dumb and they realize that the government can go after them way more than somebody else could. So just be easier not to play. I'd rather go do my time than deal with the US government that can put me away for much longer. Yeah, and they went, they went
hard on this guy. OK, You weren't always an FBI agent. You weren't always a police officer. Apparently you had some younger person jobs. And I've found out from some inside source reporting within your own family that is ratting you out that you have a favorite song from your time working prior to law enforcement. Do you want to tell me what that favorite song is so I can play it for you? All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. Yeah, What happens when that comes on around you?
Homicidal with. Rage, which is probably a sentiment anyone would share if they worked in a shopping mall during Christmas season and heard it played every 20 minutes for 12 hours a day for two months on end because Christmas season starts November 1st. So yeah, I sold vitamins and had to listen to that and it still offends my sensibilities that Bing Crosby White Christmas got knocked off the number one slot for the best selling Christmas song by this trash.
OK, I'm going to play you Mariah Carey song. Renzo Ranz has already thrown up. Our buddy Renzo is actually throwing Mariah dancing in the chat, which I actually should show because it's pretty funny. So there's like a dancing Mariah icon at the top of the screen that just disappeared. Anyway, all I want for Christmas is you Steve. Friends absolute favorite as we go off into the weekend. Guys, this is coming from my friends at there. I ruined it.
We're not going to take it. We ain't going to take it. We're not going to take it anymore. We've got the right to choose it. There ain't no way we'll lose it. This is our life. This is our song. We'll fight the powers that be. Just don't become destiny 'cause you don't know us, You don't belong. Oh, we're not gonna take it. Hello. We ain't gonna take it. Oh, we're not gonna take it. Oh your soul calm is ending, your goal is never ending. We don't want nothing other thing from you.
Your life is trying, jaded, boring and confiscated. If that's your best, your best won't do. All right, Steve, can you tolerate that version? I can evolve that version. I mean, I would rather walk barefoot from Lebanon to Damascus and listen to the authentic version. But yeah, that one, that one does it for me. Tell people what's coming up on American Radicals this weekend. Are you guys going to do a Saturday show? We're doing a Saturday show.
We're starting part one of our year ends review where I've been cataloguing all these stories throughout the entire year and we're going to test everyone's memory and we're going to go back and review whether or not they were actual bombshells or more like flash bangs or just training bangs. So it should be a fun time. Make sure you join us tomorrow, Saturday the 14th. It's at 10:30 on rumblerumble.com/AM Rad Pod and have a great weekend everybody.
Outstanding, Steve. Thanks for joining me. I will sign off. I'm going to kick you off the screen. There we go. Steve's gone, ladies and gentlemen, check that out. Yeah, we've talked about this even at the beginning of the year that he was going to do the flash bang versus bombshell versus fake bang, and I think that's fantastic stuff. So you guys will get a kick out of that. Check them out. Thanks for all of you for joining us this morning and thank you for sharing the show.
Make sure you guys have just kind of scattered it around to your friends and family. I enjoyed chatting with you all last night. We had a really nice call in show if you guys want to go back and look at that. And that is still the title that is on XI. Don't know why. Like I said, they changed my software. Hope you have a wonderful weekend. I hope you get out there and spend time with family. That's what these holidays, these are all about, and I hope that you guys, you know, don't
have to hear too much. Mariah Carey, God bless you. I look forward to seeing you on Monday. Have a fantastic weekend. Thanks for listening to the Kyle Seraphin Show, streamed live weekdays on rumble.com/kyle Seraphin. Follow Kyle on Twitter, Truth Social and Instagram at Kyle Seraphin.