Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties. Enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Sarah. Well, hello, my friends, and welcome to the Kyle Seraphin Show. Today is a Monday, and it is April the 1st, which means it's April Fool's Day. But no fools here.
No fools watching our show. You'll let other people do it. I'm not going to give you any jerk around. I'm not going to crank anybody's chain today. That's not my thing. I don't really understand that. I don't really understand the love of it. I've seen some people on social media saying some dumb stuff already. Oh, they're going to impeach Biden. Oh, the 25th Amendment has been called in. All right, people, let's be real. I've got some solidly fun but
not foolish video clips. I've got some solidly fun information to share. It's coming from comedians who often tell us the truth. They're kind of the court jesters of today, right? They tell us something that is real without telling us something that is necessarily factually accurate. I think that's the kind of fun way to do it. So, as if all of you that have forgotten, today is April Fool's Day. As you walk out in the world and someone throws A whoopee cushion
underneath your chair. Deal with that appropriately, you know, with grace and amusement. But we're going to talk a little bit about something my friend Brianna Morello just threw at me. She said, how about today, be the trans Day of Invisibility? And in fact, you're going to hear an audio silence here, but how about that? The Transgender Day of Invisibility? And I'd also like to move a hashtag into your mind. Mega, you guys are all familiar with MAGA. Everyone's into the MAGA.
That's fine. How about mega make excommunication great. Again, I'd like to talk about sort of the lost art of throwing somebody out of society and saying you are no longer welcome here. I feel like our fake Catholic president probably earned that one this time around. And why we haven't decided to embrace that in a full form. Not just the Catholic Church version of it, but also like, how about all of the people in this country that know how ridiculous he is.
We're going to have some fun with that. Let's start off with a quick thank you to the folks that sponsor this program. Speaking of Catholic, how about catholicvote.org? You guys can go to catholicvote.org and get yourself a copy of the Loop, which I have done as well. Easter Monday, Monday. The first starts off with their Their loop comes in every single morning. Trump confronts the administration's trans Easter declaration. I think that's on a lot of people's minds.
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Let's get launched into the chaos. Let's get into the goofiness. Let's talk about, let's not forget about the invisible people in this country, the trannies. You know, we just, we have NPR. We didn't need Joe Biden to come out and tell us about the Trans Day of Visibility, because every day is Trans Day at NPR. I got a buddy who lives up in Montana, and he sometimes listens to the show, so he may hear this. And he always gives me these updates when he's doing these
long drives. And he catches NPR in his his vehicle on the highway. And it's always tranny stories. And I recall listening that there's a massively disproportionate number of tranny stories on NPR. Why? Anybody's guess. Nobody knows. This is a a story that came out, I think, yesterday from our friends over at NPR. Actually the day before. And it says Trans Day visibility began 15 years ago and the founder is still moved by its
success. You have a picture of the man responsible for Trans Day of Visibility, this wonderful thing that happened on the same moment that we had Easter land this year, says this Sunday. People from Kosovo to the Netherlands to the United States are organizing events to celebrate the transgender and non binary communities. I didn't know the non binaries were included.
How about that? Its founder, Rachel Crandall Crocker, a psychotherapist and the executive director of the nonprofit advocacy group Transgender Michigan, still can't believe it. It's amazing how far it's come. We now have a moron in the White House who is celebrating it. That's not what he said. Of course they have the wrong pronouns here because that is a dude.
And lest you think that this glamour shot is representative of the person who actually created the weird tranny day of paying attention to trannies, like I say every day at NPR, I want to give you the real picture of this, this strapping man presented without comment. No, you are not looking at the Batman Penguin villain photo. That is Rachel Crandall Crocker, a license master of social work, a psychotherapist. Apparently. I don't.
I don't know how they decided that, that the social work and psychotherapy are the same thing. They're not, but they have invaded that space. I say that as someone who's married to someone with a degree in the counseling field. It always seemed weird to me that the social worker sort of took over the counseling world. But anyway, it is what it is. So this dude who is a a physical specimen as you can tell, just one chin. It just goes from the tip of his lip all the way down, I think to
his navel. That's all one chin. Disgusting. Weird. People need attention. That's what we've proven in today's day. But that's not to say that people who are supposed to take seriously are not involved in this. I want to give you guys 3 arguments in favor of this Trans Day of Visibility. And I'm not doing it to torture you. I'm doing it because we should be aware of what people say and that people on the political left listen to this.
I also think that people in the political left are sick of this because it's weird, OK? It's bizarre and strange and it doesn't hold any place in normal people society, even if they think that we should have higher taxes and that money should go to help people who are misfortunate, and it should go towards compassionate programs like illegal aliens, and it should go to help people who are confused about their genitals. Even those people don't want this goofiness.
So it's failing. The mission is failing. I I'm utterly unemotional about any of this. You can tell. I actually feel really great today. I got 4 1/2 hours of sleep, so I'm feeling awesome. My my kid. If you guys want to pray for anybody, pray for my daughter to sleep so my wife can sleep so that the rest of the house can sleep. And there's no reason to get riled up about these people. They are actually self immolating in a figurative sense.
They are burning their own bridges to all normal people. All normal people. Look at this and go, that's a really ugly dude. And where is that guy? That guy? Decide. Very ugly dude. Really weird. Doesn't represent women, doesn't look like a woman, looks like a human toad. And the worst thing that's happened, and I think this is the vote that we can actually
probably go and get. Homely women United should be going after the trans movement because homely women are the most, they are the most at risk of being assumed to have a penis because of guys like this who make very homely women. And that guy, Rachel Levine, that Admiral Levine, right in the health service, all these types, they're terrible. They're the worst thing that's ever happened to women that are not, you know, knockout gorgeous.
And then some of these really pretty looking women are Also, you got Blair White out there who's a man dressed as a woman. It it's got to be the worst dating scene for young men ever. It makes me so glad that I'm married. And I really do feel for any of you that are single. What a tragically weird time to be alive. All right, luckily we have this utterly unserious human being in the White House which is actually underlining and exclamation pointing our point and our our our reasonable
thought. Here's Joe Biden talking to Stephen Colbert. Two very, very serious people, one a left wing sycophant, the other a confused old man who was definitely up past his bedtime. He can't even bring his not A joke line with any kind of strength. So I'm not going to just play. Hey, look at the looney libs. I'm actually going to show you the looney libs versus what the actual response should be towards the end of the show
here. So here we go, here we are in 2024 and this election really feels like the most important election of our lives when it comes to rights and freedoms and the heart and the soul and the future of our country. First question for you, President Biden, how would you describe what's at stake in this election? I think our democracy is at stake. Not a joke. I think democracy is literally at stake. Look, I wasn't going to run in 2020 because I just lost my son Beau a little earlier.
And until I watched what happened down in in Virginia, when those folks came out of the fields carrying torches and and Nazi flags and accompanied by white supremacists and a young woman was killed, a bystander. And when the president was, that former president was asked what he thought of that, He said. They're very fine people on both sides. We're at a real inflection point in history. Things are changing. This guy denies there's a global
warming. This guy wants to get rid of not only Roe V Wade, he wants to get rid of the ability of anyone, anywhere in America to ever choose. I mean, all the things he's doing are so old, Speaking of old, and, you know, he's a little old and out of shape. But anyway. That is the entire pitch of the Biden re election campaign. You guys just heard it in one confused, rambling old man's voice.
So what did he say? He said Charlottesville is why he ran and that's why he has to continue because white supremacy, that's a pretty weak take. Anybody who's been out in the world realizes there's not a lot of white supremacy. I go looking for it all the time. I used to do it professionally. It turns out it's not easy to find. And the ones you do, they're usually like stupid kids and they grow up and then they marry a black girls.
What happens? It's white kids that are in college that think they're really tough and they wear loafers and khakis and a polo shirt and they tweet some racist stuff. And then they go and they find some black girl who's pretty and gives them the time of day and it changes their whole perspective on life. And it's great. It's the best thing. That's America for you. So that happens. So he's there for for Charlottesville. He's there for our quote, UN quote democracy, which we know
is the tyranny of the majority. So he's out loud about that, and he's there for baby death. That's a hell of a pitch there, Mr. President. That's a hell of a pitch. And does it not sound like, really, really scripted? Like they, like they rehearsed that back and forth and then he still sucked at it. He's a terrible, terrible messenger for an awful message. And there he is. That's your choice. So the best thing is this.
The argument is already won. He made this announcement about Trans Day of Visibility. Let's just be really, really clear about what that does and what it doesn't mean #1. It appears that this has been the case for several years that that weird looking Penguin guy the the Batman villain you saw on the screen actually did in fact create this day, which is silly years ago. And it's been celebrated in a number of quote, UN quote celebrated.
That's the wrong word, isn't it? But But observed in multiple different countries, including since Joe Biden became president on March 31st, It's not aimed at at Christians. It's not aimed at Easter specifically. But I actually think it's fortuitous that it fell on Easter this year, this cycle. Why? Because we're in the middle of an election cycle and we are coming into an election year at the end of this year in November. We are going to get a chance.
And so it's very, very obvious to me what that dichotomy sets up as you've got a man who celebrated Cesar Chavez through his Twitter account and trans people, which are not real. These are people with mental illness that don't understand how their genitals work. OK, fine, that's a great thing. All that does is remind me is there is a reason for the cross, and the reason for the cross is evil.
People do evil things. It is evil to invade female spaces and take over the safety of women and children, which is Western ideology's most precious things. It's the things that we care about most in the West. We care about the future and the people that bring about the future, women and children. The end You're going to put weird looking dudes like the Penguin into that space that makes you part of the evil that doesn't make you threaten my Easter. My Easter was fine.
It doesn't even bother me. Although it did yesterday. I'm. I'm slowly like digesting my wife's wisdom and yesterday we had the church filled with people who only show up for Christmas and Easter and you guys know exactly who I'm talking about. Maybe you're one of those people.
What's weird is, and what bothers me, is that's such an interesting opportunity for Catholic churches and probably all the other Protestant churches and all the other Christian denominations that are out there to realize what a great opportunity you've brought these people in. Because they still have that semblance. As my wife reminded me, they have that semblance that it matters to go to church on that day. Why do they do that? Because there is a norm.
There is a Western norm, but there's an American norm that says on Christmas and Easter, those are two high feast days of the Christian religion where you must show up. Even if you're only nominally Christian, you still know that it wouldn't be good if you didn't show up. And so they fill the church. Our church had overflow into a a vacant field next door. We never have to park there. We didn't even have to park there for for Christmas.
And they filled it up because Easter is the day for Christianity. Christmas allows it to happen. Easter is the high point. It's the reason for the entirety of the religious belief, because a man came experienced human. The human experience in totality, including vicious and evil. Innocent state sponsored murder. OK. And people know they got to go. They got to go to church on that day.
Why not say if you're normally here on Sunday and we've seen you for the last couple months, We'd love it if you would stand in the back. And if you're new here, let the last be first. And the first should be last. Come on in and fill the pews from the front. Stack it in there. We want to give you a seat. And by the way next week that seats going to be yours too. And we look forward to you filling it then and come and join us on this little journey because you know why you're here
in the 1st place. You know that you're supposed to be here and you're welcome to come back. That'd be a big deal. That would be way bigger than being outraged about some BS tranny day, which I'm showing you here has been around. Basically it's been AUS day of visibility since Joe Biden walked into office in 2021. It shows a stark contrast between a Donald Trump and a Joe Biden. Yet another one. The border garbage. Tranny.
Mad madness garbage. That's what they're they're running on Roe V Wade. We're going to codify it into law, baby. Death garbage. The only issues people on the conservative side win hands down. It's not even up for debate. So don't get involved in this. I saw that somebody brought a trailer full of Bibles and then burn them in some Tennessee parking lot. So what? That's the that's the best thing about being a Christian. We don't lose our ever loving minds because someone drew Jesus
as a cartoon figure. That was not flattering. We don't go behead people over it. If somebody burns a Bible, we don't lose our minds. We go, well, you're just demonstrating that evil is real and we need to read that book. You're scared of that book. I'm not. That's why we have it. So why? Why panic about any of this stuff? There's no reason to get upset. They're telling you that you've won and I'm going to tell you exactly how that is and I mentioned it last week.
We had a nice space last night on on Twitter where you know our listeners get together and they have some discussion and some of the stuff that I've referenced is starting to sit home. I'm not calling women emotional per SE. What I'm saying is that there is a an intrinsically feminine characteristic historically and in cross all of literature that emotionality necessarily. So it's an important part of our existence is the feminine. Not women, but feminine.
It is the feminine characteristic and rationality and things and being dispassionate is the masculine. And the masculine and the feminine have to come together. We we have to have both. It doesn't matter whether you're in the East and you're talking about the yin and Yang, or whether you're talking about the West, where we have this united version. Men and women come together and we need both sides of it. They're both equally valuable. They provide different things at different times.
This is what real feminists should actually say. They should say that women's value is being women, not in attempting to be poor constructions of men. So this is my take on it, and they're telling us right now, the left is the is the emotional feminine. It is the feminine part of our politics. And we still need them because they remind us that people are people and there are things that need to be done about them that we should be looking into them and going what value can we get
from here. There are some things in policy about being compassionate and kind and looking at things from a softer lens. There's no doubt about that, that there is a value, but it has to be in balance. And we currently are run off to the left, allowing emotionality and lack of reason to run the show, which is why we're going to tip right very aggressively and hard. There's no question in my mind that whether it happens locally or it happens nationally, this country is in for a balancing
shift. And when the ship is tilting from one side to the other, it feels terrible. It makes you feel sick to your stomach. It's the horizon is all over the place. It's hard to get your bearings. This is what we are experiencing right now, that tumultuous balance back where it rolls back into an equilibrium of where the left and the right have reasonably appropriate access to to levers of power. It will happen. Whether it happens in country
survives is another animal. There's nothing that says that. There's nothing that God says that says America must survive. Go find that in the in the text. It doesn't exist. It's important to remember that because all of these goofballs, like you said, bad actor Joe Biden, good actor, even more scripted, even more insane. This guy's conjuring some Bill Clinton vibes, including that kind of like whatever throat thing that Bill Clinton used to do.
The the, the sitting in the back of the chat. Like a little bit of a lazy way of talking about things. This is Gavin Newsom giving the same pitch. So take a deep breath. Don't get sick. Don't get seasick. From this. Here's Gavin Newsom given that same kind of pitch, and he does it better than Joe, and it's still ridiculous.
Today on Trans Day of Visibility, we celebrate the trans individuals in our communities and recognize their struggle, struggles for recognition, and increasingly survival in the face of unfathomable hate. Hate which leads them to often feel unsafe or like they don't belong. And we also celebrate the many contributions that they've made. We've had trans leaders at the forefront of progress in every field imaginable, from STEM to the arts to human rights advocacy to so much more.
All across the country, we're we're seeing a rise, a rise in legal, political and physical attacks on those in the trans community. And it's just appalling and unconscionable, this discrimination. And it's gone on for far too long. Look, at the end of the day, everyone wants and deserves to be respected, connected and protected. Our trans community deserves no less. So Jen and I wanted to add our voices and our support to the millions of people celebrating today.
For those of you in the trans community, whether you are out or not, we value you and we appreciate you. Namaste. Namaste. I'm very spiritual, but I'm not. But I'm not religious. Gross. How gross was that? They're not professional actors, by the way, but they do a really good job. You know who they remind me of? They remind me of Bruce Wayne's parents, like from the 80s, Gotham City sort of thing. It's like this. She probably wears mink for no reason.
Like, it's like, well, it might be 70° darling, but I'm going to be wearing this beautiful coat like she's Cruella Deville. That's so funny. The millions of people that are celebrating. Nobody celebrated yesterday trans anything. I drove all around. It's like, no, nobody cares. So don't get mad about that. You should laugh. We're we're winning. We're winning. When that's the message, go play that for any regular people and go, hey, do you like this guy?
And they'll go and they'll throw up because it's a stupid take. It's absurd. She needed bigger pearls too, didn't she? So that the the guy could grab them and rip them off and you could see them bouncing and and like, this is theatrical nonsense. And so, Speaking of theatrical nonsense, I got another one for you. This one's really fun. Do you remember watching movies in the 80s where, like, dudes like Kevin Bacon were not insane?
Because I remember that I just watched the old Roadhouse the other day. Apparently they remade Roadhouse and it's awful. It's so hard to watch. Jake Gyllenhaal's a fantastic actor. He plays a tolerably decent Dalton, but they got this like non binary fat chick thing that looked kind of like this to be behind the bar instead of the weird dude with the mustache. And she's not making, she's making like Colombian coffee. I don't know, it's really bad. It's really bad to watch.
And then they got this like pretty maybe butchy lesbian chick that runs the bar instead of that cowboy guy with the with the the bolo tie. I don't get it. I don't understand where that came from. Anyway, they they're ruining all the 80s movies on purpose because that's where things made sense. And back then Kevin Bacon made sense. He was in Tremors. You remember like, what is the
most alpha thing in the world? A couple of Cowboys trying to figure out how to use whatever they've got in their crappy little desert town to stop these space monster lizard worm things that are digging through the dirt and destroying everybody. The grabazoids, right? It's a fairly funny movie. If you haven't seen drummers here, here's this man who used to be doing dude stuff in the 80s simping for drag Queens because this is what they've been reduced to.
This is clown show stuff. They they're actually self excommunicating. So here it is. Here's Kevin Bacon. I I don't know. I found this and I couldn't not show it to you. Drag is an art and drag is a right. Drag is a centuries old art form of creativity, expression, and self exploration. It's an opportunity to educate through entertainment, and it's not dangerous at six degrees. We believe in amplifying the voices of those that are
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That's what's coming up next, The pitchforks. Like the dudes coming out of the fields, right? With the thing that Joe Biden made-up in his brain, what on earth? At least they got some rational, sane people to represent this movement. So they are trying to swing back towards the center, right. Here's one. This is the lady. Basically she's what, 1000 years old? And she wears a bikini as part of her. Her profile picture, that's Kathy Griffin.
You remember she was famous for holding up a severed head in effigy of Donald Trump, which was what got people kind of riled up on the right because that's actual depiction of violence. And then you've got Keith Oberman this weekend, who was losing his mind because Donald Trump tweeted out a picture of Joe Biden on like a Mylar wrap on the back of somebody's bumper. Like locked up, by the way, you can get those for Trump or for Biden if you want. Here's Kathy Griffin.
Like I said, it's nice to see that they are starting to tack back towards the middle with a little bit of sanity. And here is a little bit of that sanity. It's what it looks. Hey Phoenix, it's me, Kathy Griffin. I'm coming to see you this weekend. Come see me at the Orpheum Theater on Saturday night. Get tickets at kathygriffin.com. Come with an open heart and an open. What is wrong with her? These people have lost it. Kevin Bacon looks terrible. Gavin Newsom looks like a fraud.
This woman looks insane. They're all crazy. Why? Because this ideology really wrecks your physical outer appearance. It doesn't make any sense to them either. That's why her face looks like someone just drew on like a bunch of crazy. She looks like Yzma from From the From The Emperor's New Groove, which is a great movie if you guys haven't seen that. It's one of the most fun kids movies you'll ever see. And if you have kids, go watch Emperor's New Groove. It's funny.
It's charming, it's lovable. It's full of adult humor that's, you know, snuck in there in a good way. Yeah, they've all lost their damn minds because they're they're leaning toward this, this epic version of insane feminine. It's out of balance. It's disordered. It looks disordered when you see it. You go not healthy.
If that Lady walk down with like 65 year old like push together cleavage and a rainbow dress and drag queen makeup cartoon makeup and was actually a female, which I assume that Kathy Griffin is. I just she seems like she's been a female a long time. Are you staying on the same side of the street? Are you trying to deal with that person? Are you going to let her tell you what is reasonable And then
they go the same thing. It's like the namaste hands that you saw from Gavin's wife whose name Jennifer. I can't remember what her last name is but it doesn't really matter to me. The keep an open heart and open eye do. Do these people even live any of that? No. Do you know who has an open heart and an open mind? Christians who open the the doors and allowed people to come
in and say their crazy piece. Even the loonies that came out there to Saint Patrick Cathedral in violation of the face Act, which there's no reason to rehash it because it's not going anywhere. Even those crazy people like why? Why? Why get upset about it? There's no reason to get upset. They're losing. They're crazy. And I'm going to show you why in just a little bit.
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It's like, yeah, we're going to, we're going to physically move the Overton window back where it needs to be. The Overton window is the space for which we can discuss the left and the right guardrails of appropriate conversation. And the left has hijacked this. The feminine has held onto it and dragged it off the side of the Cliff. We're not even on the road anymore. There's a there's a meaning. And there's a reason why people
used to say, hey, you know what? You're into witchcraft and and and Steve, friend style, eye of Newton and Horn of reindeer and yeah, that's not how we roll here. You're not going to be allowed to be part of this team. And we've opened that up quite a bit and we're kind of OK with people being weirdo witches. Like we don't want to hang out. Do you want like, someone who says, yeah, I'm really into Wicca and I have like kind of like a classical spirituality.
I'm. I'm into like Gaia Earth magic. You're like, oh, well, you can't watch my kid. You're a crazy person. We know like you could be, you could be alive in America and do your thing. You just can't be part of the real conversation when the
adults are at the table. Excommunication used to be a really, really aggressive form of cutting you off from the source of life, which was the church, which was the central figure, the central sort of institution that dominated Western Europe. If you weren't part of the church, if you were not in good standing, you probably starved to death and died. And I'm not suggesting that someone should starve to death and die.
I'm saying intellectually at this point, if you can't even agree on the basics of reality, the Kindergarten Cop style. Boys have a penis, Girls have a vagina. We don't need to debate this anymore. You know, 4 year olds understand it. They can look and go. Yep, that's a girl. Yep, that's a boy. We don't have to negotiate anymore. Is it a boy who wears pants? That's OK. I mean, is it a girl who who wants to wear pants? Yeah, whatever. Tomboys and all this other kind of thing.
Sort of deviations within the theme. That's not terrible. Most kids kind of grow out of that. Even my my youngest brother who is now like a six foot two goofball and A and a a lawyer and you know by all accounts looks like a serious adult real like he used to put on. He was a he was a twin and he had a twin sister and he would just put on her dress because it was clothes and he was a little boy and he didn't know any
better. He was like clothes she wears that I wear that we came from the same place. We're the same age that's my sister And then you know at some point he just didn't do that like when he was five or six like every other child. It was it was a thing that happened. He didn't have any reason or
understanding. We know that babies don't know what's going on. I'm I'm downstairs watching my my 7 month old and literally anything you give her, she tries to eat it. Is that because she'll she wants to eat flowers and I should encourage that. She's sitting in a field, flowers in her mouth, shoe in her mouth, toy in the mouth, hammer in the mouth. I don't know why we have little like kid hammers.
No, because she's a baby. She doesn't know what's going on and neither do little kids like they're not. If if you're going to go out there and make the argument that men are not cerebrally developed until they're 25, and I think there's a pretty strong argument from that based on my personal experience and many other guys, then what on earth are you talking about that that young men understand that they are actually females at some goofy age they're going to chop off
their testicles. Come on, they're they need to be excommunicated. We need to go mega make excommunication great again. You are no longer polite society. Your ideas are too fringe and they're dangerous to people who don't know any better. You're dangerous to the people that are kind of dumb, you know, like 18/19/2022 year old young men. Some of you may have been squared away.
I have one friend in my life that I would have trusted to make any real decisions at that age, even at the time that I was 21. I'd be like, Nope, Nate's the only one. Everyone else is stupid. We're all dumb. We all make terrible decisions. Most of you know that young men do not make good decisions and young women are doing one of two things. Either they are following what they see older women who have terrible ideas do, or they are swayed by their own community.
And if that's what the the the the sense is that they're supposed to follow what the Gavin Newsom types are. The lady with the mink coat said it. So I'm into it. Yeah, you're a suspect too. Women are always going to be swayed by community because women need community to survive. They need community to be able to make sure that the tasks of laborers that have always been in the feminine sphere are still met, raising children and so on.
If you're excommunicated from the community of women, you're screwed. So we need to normalize this stuff again. We need to bring it back in there. This whole article here talks about sort of like the historical nature of it, that it actually is not really mentioned in the Bible specifically, But they talk about it's a Jewish tradition even that when people broke the covenants, when they basically desecrated something that should belong to God, then they were thrown out and they
were no longer. And it was a death sentence. And then again, it was a functional death sentence all the way through Christendom. In Western society, if you couldn't be part of the team where you were at least negotiating in good faith, you're out. And that's the end of it. And right now, what's fun is the political left has gone off the guard. They've jumped the guardrails. They've jumped the shark. Call it what you want. They are in excommunication zone. They are out there.
And so the best is is you could just, you could find evidence of this. I I could almost hug this guy, Stephen Collinson. He's my favorite. He's over at CNN writing this today. This is not an April Fool's joke. This is his real thing. Trump's inflammatory rhetoric has been effective for him so far, but it poses a real danger. Is this the same walls are closing in. He's caught in the trap. They've got him now. This time, like, no, it's nonsense.
It's amazing. All they have is Trump is mean, mean tweets. He's not very nice to people. They run this nonstop. This is all they got. That's it. That and this guy. They've got this guy, too. What is this? What number is that? They got this guy too. Excuse me? It's ma'am. It is ma'am. If you like me too, you need to. Settle down. You need to settle. Down. Mind your business, ma'am. Once again, ma'am, I said. Both of you. No, that's it. It's it's Trump is mean.
And also, it's Ma'am Okay here. The undercurrent of implied violence has always been essential ingredients to Donald Trump's strongman persona. Do you know where they use the word strongman, By the way? These words are not accidental. Strongman is a word for dictator often applied to people on the African continent. It is pervasive.
If you ever read what goes on, anybody that is a dictator in the Middle East or Africa is always going to be referred to as a strongman, and usually not in a nice way. They don't really like it when they call it that. This is an attack. It's a frontal attack. And it's stupid because, like, you know, I know he's not a dictator because he left office, because he's running for election. He's not calling up the MAGA army to seize control of the government, right?
There's only one person that actually is nuts and has been claiming that they were going to use the United States military to come after regular people. And it's not. It's not Donald Trump, OK? He shared a video of a pickup truck that had a bound image gag of Joe Biden, as I mentioned earlier, causing outrage. In fact, Keith Oberman went on this unhinged rant and said he needs to be arrested. Guys, we have to defend free speech.
That's the reason why I had the show on Friday with the guys. That's why Garrett and Steve were on here. And a quick little aside because I otherwise I may forget, Steve is moving the America's Radical Podcast to 8:30 Eastern Time on Tuesdays and Thursdays. So if you're normally a fan of Tracy Beans and the dark to light on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, on Tuesday and Thursday, there will now be a spot where you can go and flip over to the American Radicals podcast.
It's am Rad Pod AM RADPOD. So go check them out then it's kind of a warm up show for us on on Tuesdays and Thursdays we'll coordinate I'm sure some stuff, but they're going to do 45 minutes or so and if you guys are used to sitting in our chat at that time on Tuesdays and Thursdays, you can watch Amrad. So look, we had the guys on specifically because we wanted to talk about our free speech. Absolutum.
We 100% believe that you should be able to say anything you want, no matter how crazy it is. And that means people who are fans of care, people who are Muslim extremists, who say American soldiers should come home in tightly, you know, sealed pine boxes. That's coming from two guys on that podcast who have friends who came home that way. You're allowed to say it. You're allowed to be an A hole in this country. That's really important that we
allow that sort of thing. The left can't handle it if it's on the other side. They're more than happy to have Kathy Griffin holding up a severed head of Donald Trump. But God forbid Donald Trump tweet out a picture on his own website that he owns of a truck that has basically this is the equivalent of hanging an effigy, which we've done for all time.
By the way, if you were ever outside the North lawn of the White House through the entirety of Donald Trump's presidency, there were people that had him dressed up like a baby and people that were hanging Donald Trump in effigy every damn day. The lunatic professional protesters were out there doing that every day. Did you hear arrest those people? They are threatening the
president. Did they even say that the day that they drove Donald Trump and and Co into the bunker of the White House because they breached the lawn and they breached the perimeter security? No, it's one sided. We know that. I don't want. I don't want Joe Biden to be put in a bunker either. I'm not sure he'll make it out. That dude struggles with stairs,
so let's not do that either. But this whole article is talking about the classic behavior from Trump and the multiple previous social media posts. His threatens to judges, political opponents and anyone who angers him. This is what it's going to come down to. This is what they're throwing their hands. Literally throwing their hands in the air. I'll play you, Nicole Wallace, in a second. Because of the looming trials and the and and the election, it's important.
Yeah, it's all garbage. And they have to drum up fake outrage because the real story is they're behind white supremacy. That's their thing. They think that America's full of it and your experience says otherwise. They think America is full of dudes who want to go in women's locker rooms and and you know otherwise because you don't have any friends that are like that. You might know one weirdo that is like that, and that person is not invited to babysit your kids.
That's it. And abortion. Kill babies all the time. Hate guns. Don't defend yourself when you're out of the womb. Kill the babies in the womb. This is not a mentally united position. This is what happens when one side tips too far off the rail. That's why the ship is listing backwards. And we are listing right back now to starboard, because the port side is underwater and it's making no sense. So the fun thing is.
We can play videos like this and you can see like they've lost it. Look how disingenuous this particular little piece is. And I said I'm not just playing looney libs. I am going to come back to a major point here and I want you guys to digest it because all of this is demonstrating one thing and one thing alone. And of course of all people, the wisdom of a Boston based comedian Bill Burr is the one that I that I alighted on today.
And we will give you the technique with the hereafter known as the Technique TM. We'll talk about the technique in one second. Let's do Nicole Wallace first. So. You know, it's time to do something different. Like we're not going to have this conversation again. I've come on the air with breaking news about requests for gag orders because of threats for judges and their kids more times than I could count today before I got ready and judge Luke.
I think it's time. I don't know who has to write the banners at the bottom of my show. I'm sorry in advance, but Donald Trump broke the rule of law. We should cover a broken judiciary in this country. Donald Trump managed to delay every federal criminal trial based on facts that he barely denies. Donald Trump managed to enlist the Supreme Court in a delay process. The highest court in the land. Donald Trump brazenly and repeatedly attacks, not just
judges. And I've had the privilege of sitting across not just from you, Judge Luddig, but from Judge Esther Salas, whose son was assassinated by a crazy person. Judges don't have Secret Service protecting them. They don't even always have. I mean, her child answered the door. What are we going to do different? Because Donald Trump sure as hell isn't changing. It's different Lee, Nicole Wallace. It's different Lee. It's an adverb.
Does that bother anybody else? When people don't use adverbs correctly anyway, so she's throwing up her hands. It's so, so bad. And what are they doing? They're undermining the judiciary because they don't like the way the Supreme Court is likely to rule because the Supreme Court, they want to pack it and it got rid of like they're very mad because of because of the Dobbs decision which got rid of Roe B Wade. And so they've got to talk about
how angry they are. Meanwhile, what you're seeing on the screen right now is a New York Post article about what Trump was talking about Dem clients of daughter of New York judge in Trump hush money trial raised $93,000,000 off the case. Wait, what was that again? They raised $93,000,000 on the idea that they were going after Donald Trump.
So do you think that if you are a guy who's getting hit with all these ridiculous, preposterous, no victim crime cases, and you're seeing the judges in those cases act in a way that is incredibly disingenuous? And not based on rule of law or facts or based on even handedness, when they've tipped all the way to the side of the left and then they're raising almost $100 million? Oh, and it's not just, it's not just Democrats in general raising money on it.
It's the daughter of the judge. Two major Democrat clients of the daughter of the judge overseeing Donald Trump's trial raise at least $93,000,000 in campaign donation and use the case in their solicitation emails. They're not even playing here, They're doing it right out loud, because why wouldn't they? They think that they were the winner, raising renewed concerns that the jurist has a major
conflict of interest. If your kid was able to bring in $93,000,000 based on your work, seems very, very much like a is there like another person in the world, like sitting in the White House maybe, that has an experience of a conflict of interest? Oh, OK, yeah. So this is a leftist thing. Trump's attorneys are now considering filing a motion about it, and Donald Trump is saying that this is seems unfair. This is why Donald Trump is not losing with these these court
cases that are coming at him. He's not losing because people go, you know what's really unfair? When you take the entirety of the state of New York's power and the state and county in Georgia and two pieces of the federal judiciary and the DOJ comes after one guy who happens to be running for the one office that would actually threaten any of them. That's not fair. You don't have to like Donald Trump. I said, I feel like I say that all the time.
You don't even have to like the guy to look at it and go like to this. That's not, that's not American. It's like watching an 80s movie where you see the jerk kicking somebody who's already on the ground and you go, I really hope the guy gets off the ground and hits that dude into a pipe and it goes through his chest and then that guy burns to death. That's what I hope hat tip to commando, right?
You hope that the the the the hero who is the underdog, who's Rocky, who's, you know, Sly Stallone, who's Arnold Schwarzenegger, stands up and throws that idiot into something, drops him off a Cliff, sends him into a steaming pipe, kicks him into a wood chipper, hide something around their neck and it makes them hang there. I don't know, like die hard. Everybody wants to see the the bully bad guy go down. That's why Americans are like these people suck. They're crazy.
They're unhinged. Even if they're celebrating a day that's always been celebrated, like, wouldn't you just shut your mouth on it? There's also Nancy Pelosi's Twitter account out there that's that's getting very, very specific about Cesar Chavez. Except for the fact that Cesar Chavez hated illegal immigration, hated it, used to round up guys from the fields to go and beat the crap out of illegal immigrants. Why? Because those people drove down wages for legal immigrants that
were there on work permits. They're not even being honest about the history of the people that they're celebrating. Like Cesar Chavez was clearly on the political left and was an activist. And yet wanted legal immigration, because illegal immigration sucks For who? The poor, the working poor, the people that come here and try to earn a living wage by actually following the rules. Because if you don't follow the rules, you have much less cost.
It's way cheaper to just sneak over here and make money and not have to answer to anybody. And that it turns out even people in the political left used to know that. Which is why I think the balance is coming back towards us. I'm going to show you some fun things like I said here after, known as the technique. We'll get there in just a
second. I got a couple of warmups to it, even people on the left in Hollywood that are regular people, guys that like like Ron Livingston who made a great movie and was in Office Space, which is one of the great experiences of sort of people being devalued as human beings. It's kind of a lefty type movie. It's funny, it's just funny. It's just humor. We're going to play a little bit of clips from those. I got a of the president from Guyana who is setting the record straight with the BBC.
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All right, let's get some fun stuff, because this seems like crazy. How about this little kid I like? Is this like an autistic kid for the win? There's something hilariously funny about pushing back by playing their own game. You don't have to be rude. You don't have to be angry. You don't have to be mean. This is Joe JOA, young man who identifies as a fat female and he's just trying to belong. This is how you do it. You just point out the absurdity of the positions that they've got.
This is a queer fat club. I'm queer and fat. OK, Thank you for joining. We're just introducing ourselves at the moment. OK Do you want to go ahead and introduce yourself? Joe. Yeah, my name is Joe. I go by he day and I identify as 275 lbs. OK. OK. I feel like Jay's kind of making fun of me, though I know it's kind of a shock. I know. Kind of a new thing. I'm I'm just, you know. Monk, do what I said. I apologize. I know you're good. Are you comfortable leaving the group at the moment?
Why? Why? I'm. I'm not understanding why you're joining the group. This is the queer and fat group now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's why I came here for. OK. And you said you identify as fat. Yeah. OK, this is just for fat bodied people. Yeah, I understand. I I identify as a fat bodied person. I'm not understanding where you're coming from. Are you guys comfortable with me here? I mean, I'm pretty chill on my end. I'm not comfortable. No. Can we take like a vote?
I'm going to ask you to. I'm pretty chill on my end, Joe. If for those of you who are listening to this didn't hear, you could probably hear from the voice that that was a young man who's a little white kid. He looks like he probably weighs about 140 lbs and he's about 5 foot 10 and he is sitting there with some headphones on and a hoodie and he, I, you know, I identify as as a as a fat body person, you know, queer. He's here for the queer fat meeting.
Very, very funny. You can just point out the absurdity to them. How many of those women are going to be like, hmm, what we think doesn't make any sense, maybe Or goes on TikTok and a bunch of people go, yeah, those people are crazy. Like, that's not sanity. That's not what sanity looks like.
Here's another fun example. Because if you just play it back at them and this is a little bit more of like a dad version of it because dad's like to do a little things more on the nose, we can have we have a little less patience than that young guy. Good for him. I don't know if he's autistic or if he just has that, like Stoner vibe. That's very funny. But he killed that. That's the perfect way to go. You guys now know how to engage these people. Just play back at them in a loving way.
That's funny for other people, but it might actually bring some value to those people's lives. Here's Ron Livingston. Like I said, famous from office space. This is a famous clip, but I think it's the same sort of vibe. It's like, hey, if you don't like me doing it to you, maybe you shouldn't do it to other people too, OK? So, hot coffee, Hot coffee. OK, Room for cream. Totally leave room for cream. Why are you talking like that? Why are you talking like that?
Because this is my voice. This is my voice. No, it's not. I heard you talking a minute ago. I know you don't talk like that. Neither do you, because nobody actually talks like this. You choose to talk like this, and today I chose to talk like this. Pretty fucking annoying, isn't it? Why are you so rude, man? Just stop doing that. Can't help it. This is my voice. No, it's not. It's an affectation that annoying teenagers and rich people use to sound like they don't give a shit.
Except you work in a coffee shop, so I know you're not rich and you don't look like a teenager unless you're a Eunice Kennedy Shriver. Knock it off. So just 'cause I talk like this, maybe they don't give a shit. And what exactly am I supposed to not give a shit about? That's an excellent question to ask yourself in your actual voice. Excuse me? Some of us would like to order. You're a total Dick, man. There, there you go. Good, you're talking. We used to call that the Valley Girl.
I made my wife watch Idiocracy the other night. She told me she'd never seen it, So we watched it together and she thought it was a horror film. She didn't realize it was comedy, because we're actually living Idiocracy right now. But it's like, when you talk like this and you're trying to do this thing, it's not real. Every man knows how to make that voice. That's how all shrill, ridiculous leftist women sound in our heads. Every dude. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
They sound just like that. And when they start doing it, you have this instinct, like, maybe I should just like, tell them how they sound, which is ridiculous and you want to do that. Maybe we should start just doing that. Maybe we just let it go. We just let that one fly because they need a taste of how absurd it sounds. And the best is, is if you anger
them, it breaks. Just like Ron Livingston just showed you anger people and suddenly the reality gets down there because when they're frustrated, they have a real, actual reaction. It's not practiced. It's not acting the way we just saw Kevin Bacon talk about how important drag is as an art form. Like, piss off weirdos. We know you're fake. We know that Joe Biden is fake. We know that all this stuff coming out is fake. It's not real.
It's fake to think that some dude actually thinks that he's a woman. They're there for one reason and one of the reason alone, political accolades and acclaim and keeping distractions going so you can be outraged about something that's not real. I actually think my friend Amy Nelson is spot on. The number of people that are really trying to quote, UN quote trans your kids is way lower than what we hear. I've never seen anyone try to do
that. And if they did, they get knocked out because I live in Texas, America, and you probably live in some part of America. And if you live in a place that it doesn't do that now you got work in front of us. We could actually go to the tiny little group of people that are so fringe and nuts and excommunicate them. You're not part of the polite discussion. That's how it works. I think that's how we get there. OK And here's an example of a little bit more serious person
doing this on BBC. I'm giving you a couple of examples because they're fun. Imagine this. This is the president of Guyana. His name is Irfan Ali. He shuts this idiot down. He's like, oh, you really cared about Carmen. How about we have a huge forest and you're a clown And I'm going to call it out. And they aired it because it's good TV. It's like, it's really engaging. Why? Because he's speaking the truth. The truth is more powerful than
goofy affectations and lies. Let's take a big picture. Look at what's going on here. Over the next decade, 2 decades, it is expected that there will be $150 billion worth of oil and gas extracted off your coast. It's an extraordinary figure, but think of it in practical terms. That means according to many experts, more than 2 billion tons of carbon emissions will come from your seabed, from those reserves and be released into the atmosphere.
I I don't know if you as a head of state went to the cop in Dubai. Let me stop your idea. Do you know that Guyana has a forest forever that is the size of England and Scotland combined? If forest that stores 19.5 gigatons of carbon. If forest that we have kept alive, forest that we have capitalized, that give you the right, does that give you the right to release all of this carbon from that give you the right to lecture us on climate change.
I am going to lecture you on climate change because we have kept this forest alive that stores 19.5 gigatons of carbon that you enjoy, that the world enjoy, that you don't pay us for, that you don't value that you don't see a value in that the people of Ghana has kept alive. Guess what? We have the lowest deforestation rate in the world. And guess what? Even with our greatest exploration of the oil and gas resource we have now, we will still be net 0.
Guyana will still be net zero. With all our exploration, there will still be net zero. No, no. There's powerful words, Mr. President, but I'm not completed as yet. I am not finished as yet. I am just not finished as yet because this is a hypocrisy that exists in the world. We, the world in the last 50 years, has lost 65% of all is biodiversity. We have kept our biodiversity. Are you valuing it? Are you ready to pay for it? When is it developed or is going
to pay for it? Or are you in the pockets? You? Are you in the pockets of those who have damaged the environment? Are you in the pockets? Are you in your system in the pockets of those who destroyed the environment through the industrial revolution and now lecturing us? Are you in their pockets? Are you paid by them? Are you alright? All right, all right. He's down. He's down. Give him a break. He can't win.
He's destroyed. But does that give you the right to do this thing that shut your mouth, hear all the facts, right. He just sent it so strong. He came in there and he was like, and he's wearing the Donald Trump long red tie. Did you notice that? He's wearing it? He's like a heavy set dude named Muhammad President Ali sending it against this, this pompous Hoity actor clown British guy, letting him know that they have a forest that's bigger than Scotland and Ireland.
What are you going to do with the facts? You're going to just deal with it? That's where we're at right now. We're at the throw facts into people's faces. They're crushing it. And here is the aforementioned technique as described earlier before we hit the the technique I'm going to plug my buddy. Speaking of the technique, the technique to make T-shirts is being done at a high level at the suspendable sweatshop. So we're going to give this one last little plug here.
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Make sure you guys are keeping them burning. He's almost out of the that that pit that was dug by the the friends of Glenn Beck. The Beck effect buried the O'boyle family sweatshop and work, and now they're just coming out of it. So it's time to bury him again. Give him, give him a little look. All right. Are you guys ready for the technique? TM trademark? It's not my trademark. This is Bill Burr. This is the technique. I edit it down just a little bit
for you. This is what the president Ali just did. You just argue the facts. Do not be distracted. Just like the kid. I'm. I'm fat and I'm genderqueer. I go by he they. I'm just going to argue the point. I'm not going to get distracted by anything else. You say I'm staying in the pocket. Here's Bill Burr. Never address how women argue, which I think is a core of a lot of that shit, you know? And I got to tell you something, man. Like, I never knew how women
argued. But after 20 years of losing every significant battle in a relationship, I finally figured out how they argued. I'm going to tell you something. I'm starting to turn this franchise around. I have begun a winning tradition. This is how they argue, as far as I can tell. All right, if they're right, they argue the point and they stay on point and make sure you stay on point until you're down on your knees apologizing, begging for forgiveness.
All right, no problem with that. Totally respected. But here's the thing. If they're wrong, they go rogue, they go off road, they start thinking as shit you're sensitive about, Maybe you don't get along with your dad, and in their head they just start concocting this evil statement. Totally designed this desperate Hail Mary attempt to make you so fucking mad. You just call him a cunt. That's what it is. And cunt Trump's all the bullshit they did to start the argument.
Now it's not about that one. That's no reason to call me a cunt. And then that's it. You're in this room now, right? My girl knows my big thing is my big fear in life is to be that dude who grows old, you know, grows old alone. Has like that basement apartment just screaming up at the younger couple. Turn it down. That is in music. So I noticed that anytime she was losing a fight, I don't know where. She just feel like that's why he's just going to grow old and be alone.
Then I'd lose my shit. The next thing you know, I'm in the kitchen washing dishes for the ninth fucking time in a row. This is what the argument was about. I was so right. What happened? So if you learn anything from my ignorance tonight, just know this. Next time you're in a battle with your beautiful woman, your, your wife, girlfriend, whatever, And they start out of nowhere, OK, you're winning.
And they just start saying that crazy shit out of nowhere, just know in that moment you've won the fight, OK? All right. Don't get mad. Bob and Weaved slip all of that shit. Maybe you guys, you got a little Dick. Just let that slide. Stay in the pocket of the argument, OK? It's over. The argument is over. You've won. Just take a knee and run out the clock, all right? That is what needs to be done. Take a knee and run out the clock. The argument is one. I love this. I love all of that.
Even the fact that he swears, which you can't help it. It's Bill Burr. What you going to do? The dude is a genius. He understands it. This is where we're at. We're at the point where the argument is 1. It's over. The Biden administration failed to produce. What they are now doing is they're calling you any number of things. Transphobic racism. No, you're for baby death. You're you're worried about white supremacy, which is fake and you want to trans kids.
You want to mess with kids. You want to destroy our future. This is what it's about. Look at this little article that came straight out of CNN's page. It was just like even CNN knows. In 22 states you now need a six figure income to afford a typical home. The the median home price in the United States is over $400,000. Has that also happened because of Republicans? Of course, of course it has.
But all I'm saying is, in the last three to four years, we have watched housing affordability lose it. It is fallen. People can't buy a house. They can't afford to get married and do the things that you'd expect any regular person in Western society to be able to do for all of our time. And we don't have a border. That's it. It's straight up simple. Obvious things stay in the pocket, pound the issues the same way that the president did in Guyana. It's like we've got a ton of forest.
We can harvest all the carbon that we want. Piss off, it's housing prices are unaffordable. The American dream is out of reach because of your stupid policies that have been going for quite a while. And it's not just, it's not just the left, it's also some of the maniacs. But we're dealing with the effects of George Bush and Barack Obama and and all the way going back to Reagan. It was all these irresponsible decisions, all that Neo con garbage, that uniparty BS.
It all sucks. Stay in the pocket. Don't let him beat you with distractions about how you're a bad person. You don't get to tell me whether I'm a bad person or not. You don't get to define Christianity. You don't get to even get me upset about burning books, including the Bible. I don't care. It doesn't change me. Guys, we can buy another Bible. We're America. We have unlimited bibles. We can print all the bibles you can imagine. Somebody burned 200 of them.
Who cares? Someone came in and protested in front of a of a a Catholic mass in the middle of New York. What are you going to do? Are we going to accept the justice system on them in the same way that we don't like some lady from from a Muslim group saying things that we don't like about soldiers? No, We're going to hold principles. We're going to pound the fact that the that we are on the correct side, which is the right
side in this case. We are looking for balance and your emotionality doesn't get to win. We're not going to take the terms of your argument and move that direction. And that's it. Straightforward. It's simple. It's easy. I've got not a dad joke, per SE, but this is a guy who I really, I love this guy. I've always thought he was great.
This is my first concealed carry instructor, which I had right when I got out of the Air Force. I actually learned more about guns since I've left the military than I did while I was in the military. I joined it to learn techniques and physical competencies and some other hard skills, but I actually got into guns more. I always was interested, but I didn't realize they weren't going to teach me as much as I
wanted. I became a real gun person and a gun rights person after I got out of the military. That's when it made more sense to me. This is a guy named Mike Cargill. Now Mike Cargill is the guy who is behind the bump stock lawsuit that's in front of the Supreme Court that they had oral arguments over the other day. OK, Mike Cargill is hilarious. He's run for sheriff in in Travis County. He didn't win. He owns a a gun store.
He has a radio show that's called Come and Talk It based on the famous Come and take it idea. He's a mover in the gun rights organizations. He's a solid human being. He is a spark plug of a dude. He is jacked and he's very small. He's shorter than I am and he must be like 5-6, but he probably weighs like 220. He's just a brick shithouse of a human being. And Mike Cargill has this advice and it's the same kind of idea. It's like, look, I am not going
to give you ground. I'm going to stay in the pocket and fight the point. He uses the technique, except he uses it when it talks about firearms. No compromises when it comes to our rights. Anyway, this is a little thing to laugh as we start this Monday off as we go into this first week of April. I want you guys to enjoy a guy that if you're not following you can find him at Mark. I think it's Mike Cargill.
I'll, I'll put him out there. I didn't put his his handle in there but I will share it. I will retweet something. So if you're following me on any of the social medias, you'll see more. Mike. Solid, solid human being. Great American. Here we go. Right. And he's prior Army. He's a prior MP. And you know, it's like some, it's a decent, decent background. And then became like a super American after he got out. Here we go. Someone puts a gun on you, You just have one option.
Give them what they're asking for. So here's what I do. I carry a fake wallet, fake America's price, fake Visa card, fake MasterCard. I throw them that they reach down, they grab for that wallet. Then you know what I do? I pull up my gun and I shoot them in the face. And get my wallet back. And get your wallet back. We got to get our country back. That's what it's all about. Accountability. Yeah, you can give a little bit of ground right now.
We've given enough ground. It's time to get our wallet back in this country. Folks, we really appreciate all of you watching this program. If you are not sharing it in places, please make sure that we keep this thing growing and continue to give us those five star reviews. We're at about 950. We're coming up on that 1000 mark. We had a little bit of a slow down. If you've already left us a five star review, leave me another one.
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So thanks for all of you doing that. Here is 1 and this one comes from Old Goat Woman. Old Goat Woman has a very detailed and highly specific review. One of Kyle's best interviews, Episode 129 Inside the Gulag. That goes back a little ways doesn't it? Five star review, excellent episode as usual. As a 71 year old woman, I did have trouble removing my Glock 19 slide until I put some
extension tabs. Now I use a shadow system CR 920 Elite that came with the extended tabs and my 6 hour P322 is super easy. To remove the slide, you need tough fingertips for those Glock pointy tabs. You're hilarious at times. Keep up your hard work. Do you know how how much ground is covered in that one little review? I love that this lady has AP 322. I also have two of those. They're my favorite favorite pistol of all time. What a what a fantastic, weirdly interesting, and specific
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