Are you familiar with FBI Special Agents Kyle Serpen? I'm familiar with the name. Is that? Yes, I'm familiar with the name, familiar with the name, familiar with the name. Let's bring in Kyle Serafin. He's the. FBI whistleblower who helped expose government censorship of our First Amendment rights. Now we only have this memo because a recently suspended FBI agent called Kyle Serafin. Brought it. To the public, and we're grateful that he did, Kyle, thank. You so much for joining us
tonight. He's the host of something that strangely is called the Kyle Serafish. Kyle Serafi. I can't thank you enough for speaking out. I knew you guys were out there, and I knew it was just a matter of time. But you got a lot of guts put in your face and your name to this. You're doing a service on behalf of the American people. And from the bottom of my cracked and broken heart,
sometimes, thank you very much. Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphin. Well hello my friends, welcome to the Kyle Seraphin show for
Wednesday, October the 30th. We are what, one day away from Halloween. We're going to do the call in show tonight for those of you that join us over on locals, just letting you know because tomorrow is Halloween and I have several very excited children who we're going to go out and do some trick or treating with. We're going to keep acting like there's an America out there. That's how we keep it going.
That's how we save it. I hope all of you guys are ready for a little bit of fun today, a little bit of vindication and a little bit of touching back on some of the bases that we have covered down on the show previously. We'll start with the let's start with a reminder. You guys can join the local channel if you want. All the articles that we use every single day in the show are going to be always posted over there, including some of the useful videos that you guys may enjoy.
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interested. Or you can call in live during the call in show where we just kind of hang out and we just kind of chat about what's going on in your minds, in your hearts and how you guys feel about things going on in the news today. We're going to start off with a thanks to our buddies over at Catholic Vote. So I want to appreciate them. They have some more new stories that you guys can find on catholicvote.org.
And you go to catholicvote.org. You can sign up for the loop or you can just do slash loop and you'll get access to their news feed, which is quite good. They put out a new promo recently. We played it the other day. I'm going to play it again for you today.
Now as part of our little read. It's their ad that they've been buying across the spectrum trying to remind people that if you're a Christian, it should be very difficult for you to justify voting for a Democrat. This is a conversation piece that you can have with those in your circle, in your, in your little sphere of influence. Let them know this is a, you know, if they're, if they're Christians, they attend a church
with you or something like that. And they're thinking about voting for someone other than Trump at the top of the ticket and Democrats down the line that they're voting for abortion and the mockery of Christianity. Here's their ad that they put out. Why is Kamala Harris posing with the founder of an anti Catholic hate group?
They mock our faith. The sisters are men who dress in lewd imitation of Roman Catholic nuns that intentionally mock and degrade Christian. A drag queen comes in and pulls Jesus off the cross. For Catholics, it's hard to imagine anything more offensive. Kamala Harris doesn't care about Christians in this country. Kamala Harris stands with them. They them not with you. Christians can't stay home. November 5th. Yep, that's the argument.
I think it's really simple. I think it's compelling for those of you who are out there that have some of these undecided types. I'm drinking out of my Catholic boat mug. It's not just about Catholics, though. Obviously this is a Christian call to arms and we are in that spiritual battle, so I hope you
guys consider that. Speaking of spiritual battles, we're going to touch back on a previous story that we had covered down on. I think we had done so accurately and it continues to be the case. So we're going to start right there. Take a little swig of this coffee and here we are. This is coming from CBSA. Teen is accused of fatally stabbing 3 girls at Auk dance class. You guys remember that story? It happened in Southport.
This are I think 10 people were actually injured, including the adults that tried to protect the children. This was like a Taylor Swift dance class going on, whatever the heck that means. Here's the wild thing. The allegation was made at the time that this guy was doing a terrorist activity. Why? Because he came from this non-english family, at least by Root. And who, Who else is sending 17 year olds in to do knife attacks other than terrorists?
So shockingly, the headline today, the vindication of those who have said it from the beginning, is that this guy had homemade ricin at his house and Al Qaeda training manuals. That's pretty awful. It's pretty shocking British politicians getting in on the ACT here. I think this is Nigel Farage, if my, my memory serves. But the questions were being asked from the beginning. The really unfortunate part of it is the Crown Prosecution Services is not making all the stuff available.
We'll go through the the article in just a second here, including some of the the important points, but it's just a touch on that base that we talked about. There are problems in the UK. There are problems around the world and a lot of them come from this open border situation. It's happening in Europe, it's happening in the United States. And the United States is failing to lead and at least be a, a strong example of the right way
to do things. Everybody getting bullied into doing things that are against their best interest. And when you do that, sometimes children die, women get raped, people are trafficked. Like, there's an awful lot of terrible outcomes when you don't do the basic things like, you know, lock your doors, secure your border, make sure that you have the integrity of your own security.
Anyhow, British politicians giving you a taste of something that they apparently have been asking for, but they don't have the right to know. Sounds a lot like our DOJ in some ways. In the wake of the horrific murder of those three girls in Southport in July of this year, I asked some questions, saying please tell us the truth, stop the online speculation. Well, it's taken a long time to find out more about the individual.
He's now been charged, believe it or not, under the Biological Weapons Act, because the police have found ricin in his home. He's been charged under the Terrorism Act, alleged to have downloaded al Qaeda terrorist materials. But the murder of the girls and the serious injury of the others, that is still being treated as a non terror incident because they don't know what the motives were.
We've also been told this afternoon there were other facts that we don't yet know because the Crown Prosecution Service say they will come out in good time in court and are not to be discussed now. So that's all right then. That will make sense to you, doesn't it? Yes, absolutely. That was sarcasm for those of you that don't speak British. All right, here's the the primary sort of paragraph in this article. Axel Ruda Kababani Rabacabadaba, 18 years old.
He's charged with murdering 3 girls, stabbing 10 other people. In July of this year, he also produced a deadly poison ricin, which was later found in his home by the Merseyside. Merseyside. I think it's pronounced police. The police found a computer file with an al Qaeda training manual entitled Military Studies in the Jihad Against the Tyrants and Al Qaeda Training Manual. Man, I mean, if you're ever going to plant something, that would be the thing to do, right?
Wouldn't you want it to have jihad, tyrants and al Qaeda training manual all in the same title? But all that being said, of course this person was a radical. No normal, sane person runs into a dance class where they don't have any association or any tie and stabs children. No, no, no, people stab
children. It reminds me of the video we saw the other day of I showed it to my father actually of what looked like a grandfather in France and some skinny jeans wearing invader, slapping a baby. You've got to be a bit nuts to think that's going to be acceptable. You can't have the basic values of of Westerners. It's a non Western thing to go and abuse kids like that, particularly like you. You see a lot of the the child abuse in this country, in our
country. It's almost always boyfriend of mom, you know, like a non biological relation. It's rare, but it does happen that people abuse their own kids, particularly men. But it's just like it's much more common for it to be someone like this on the outside, someone who just doesn't share values of of the place you're going. And the United States is kind of aspiring to be more like Britain in the tolerance in the invasion, in the making excuses for in the the enforcement of
social media. We talked about it with Sean Whitman the other day. Anyway, on our little call in show, he mentioned that the, the UK is Facebook in real life. So you can actually be charged with crimes for thinking for for speaking. They don't have the same sort of freedoms we do. And it seems like America is trending that direction, which is usually called fascism. I have a, a really interesting historical video I'm going to play you guys in a bit about fascism.
I'm, I'm sort of obsessed with that word because that was the closing argument we thought. We thought that was the closing argument about Donald Trump, that he is a fascist. So safe John Kelly in a conversation that probably never happened. But the the term fascism is
always being abused. We also took that historical journey down, seeing that the even going back to 1943, the American Communist Party recommended using the term fascism because of its unpleasant aroma to the American people and trying to associate your political opponents with that term and then repeated enough that that lie becomes true. So fascism is something that I'm just a little bit, I'm a little bit fixated on.
We thought that was the closing argument right up until Joe Biden came up with a slightly better one, which is even funnier. I have some additional stuff that I want to play for you guys because well, before we do that, let's, let's, let's do the, the Harris sort of analogy. There's a video that was released from the sheriff's that wanted the Sheriff's Department in Florida and we'll play it. It's actually Steve Friends sheriff.
So this is not this is local to one of our suspendables buddies. This is the direct outcome of having a border czar that didn't do a job. You guys have probably heard or seen this already. Let me see if I can throw it up here. Colin Rugg reported and and put out this body Cam video of the Sheriff's Department actually were the ones that shared it. This is Volusia County.
The sheriff's name is Mike Chitwood, a woman praising God after Florida police saved her from being raped by an illegal alien who applied for asylum just one day earlier. I'll play you guys the video. The most interesting thing is the back story to this video. At least to me, it's interesting. Apparently this is a normal
thing. My wife used to work in mental health counseling and apparently women call 911 if they are in a domestic abuse situation, and apparently this was also her wherewithal to do in this situation. The idea is you call 911 and pretend to order a pizza. And that's what this Florida woman did, called up at almost 4:00 AM, so sometime after 3:30 in the morning. And, you know, it's like 911. What's your emergency or 911? Police or fire is usually the way.
They answer and say, yeah, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza. I'd like to order a large cheese pizza. And then the operator will say, man, this is 911, do you know who you called or something to that effect? And then they'll say yes. And they'll say, OK, are you trying to report a crime? And they'll say yes, you know, and then it's like, you know,
can you deliver to here? And so they, they play along like they're doing a pizza order in order to get the 911 dispatcher in a sort of a surreptitious call or sort of a ruse call to get police out there. That's what happened with these sheriff's deputies. They responded and this is what they found. We're going to show you the video of it. You'll be able to hear very clearly what's happening as well
if you're just listening. But if you want to find it, we're about 15 minutes into the show. And you can find this all over social media right now, too. This guy looks like a pretty pretty nasty character. She has obviously a Hispanic accent, so my assumption is is that if this guy he might speak English, but if he doesn't, she probably speaks Spanish as well. They were out having dinner, he had her go and have some drinks. Sheriff's explains this at the end. Hey, get off her now.
Get off everything. Give us the channel. Thank you. Come here. Come here. You're good. 21 sets a Clear Channel. We're good. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We got a mail. Secure copy. Afforded tag, please. And when you watch the video, if you're a father, if you're a grandfather, if you're a brother and you hear those screams coming from our victim, it makes the hair in the back of your neck stand up. OK? We're here now.
OK. Hey, we're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. Just catch your breath. He's got him. He's got him. He's got him. The victim in this case said she had known her assailant, that they had gone into the Fernary to drink a couple drinks, alcoholic beverages, and that's all it was supposed to be. However, during this outing he did a line of cocaine and she said he did a 180 and he became extremely violent and wouldn't let her go and tried to rape her. The video again speaks for
itself. The suspect in this case is Louise Hernandez Maneo, 27 year old male who's in this country illegally, who the day before the incident applied for asylum. He's now sitting in our jail with three felony counts against him and the Border Patrol has lodged a detainer against him.
I am so proud number one of our victim for having the wherewithal and keep her wits as they able to get that information to our communications folks, our communications folks for being able to decipher what was going on and use technology to put us, the deputies, in the general area of where she was. And then obviously you can see the deputy's response and taking this scumbag into custody. All of that is all done well. The sad thing is, is that she was in that situation in the 1st place.
You'll notice he said asylum laws. That's what this guy went through. That is the the loophole that is being used. We know it, we were hearing it. But it's important to remember that there is a thing called asylum just like there is a thing called fascism. Like these words actually have meanings until Democrats get a hold of them, which is really strange. They're manipulating the language in order to get their, their preferred outcome.
We actually talked about it yesterday with Tyler and the others. A couple takeaways I had from our conversation. One of them is that we don't mind the idea of people coming to the United States, but a path to citizenship is not misusing the word asylum as written under U.S. law. And there's also a federal, I'm sorry, a national or an international definition of this. You have to actually stop in the
first country. This was the the talking point that was being brought up by Trump early on that this meet this, this concept of seeking political asylum. It has a couple of different check boxes that are being completely ignored. We were hearing about them called refugees and asylum seekers, but none of those are real terms. They're not being properly used
to be an asylum seeker. You stop in the first safe country and you make the allegation that a return to the country of origin that you have would result in your imprisonment, your death, some sort of negative outcome. When I think of asylum, I think of people defecting in a a Russian Mig fighter or USSR Mig fighter and landing at AUS military base after indicating that they wanted to do this. It's so critical to remember that these words had meanings until they were completely abused.
And we used to use the term illegal alien, and then we started using the term illegal immigrant, which already softens those edges. And now they're calling them migrants. A migrant is someone who comes here and then leaves. We can have migrants. We have migrant and guest worker programs in the United States. They're the people that Nancy Pelosi needs to to pick the
crops. Sounds really racist since that's what it is. But but there's a thing, it's a it's a process that you can apply for and become a migrant. Worker. On a guest worker visa to the United States, we allow for that and you can take that money that you make and you can go home. You can do so legally.
You can't say that because your husband might beat you back in Nicaragua or that you might have a, you know, some sort of cartel vendetta that's happening in Mexico or in El Salvador or wherever else, or Venezuela, you take your pick. Colombia. You can't say that because there's some organized crime activity and the things are generally dangerous or that you want a better life, that you are seeking asylum or that you are a refugee.
They're these words have legal definitions and we've completely lost them. They're just soft on U.S. law. They're not they're not interested in maintaining the the specific legality, which I think is a violation of the oath that they take. Kamala Harris has has actually done the same oath that I did saying that she would protect and serve, that she would, that she would defend the United States Constitution, which is to say the laws that this country
functions under. Tim Waltz as well, both in the military and when he was doing it in Minnesota. It's interesting that these folks, they don't seem all that interested in the United States. Maybe that's why this story came out in the Daily Mail. If you guys didn't catch it, I'm going to share it with you right now.
Quite interesting. Daily Mail UK publication says Kamala Harris's VP choice Tim Waltz had a secret fling with the daughter of a top Chinese Communist official during a teaching stint in China. He had a he had a romance with a woman named Jenna Wong. I think that's how you pronounce that. From my time working the Chinese threat for the Bureau, I had to constantly be reminded that Wang is pronounced Wong, not Wang, even though it's funnier.
And and Speaking of Wang, I think many of us are quite surprised that that Tim Walz choice in romantic partners overseas was a female. Maybe that's just me, I don't know. I I tend to agree with the Tucker Carlson thing. Watching his mannerisms doesn't lead me to believe that. But apparently in 1989 he started a fling that eventually became romantic that also became sexual with a woman's who who had a father in the Chinese Communist Party. And that was like an actual
official in the party. They said that as lovers, they couldn't risk holding hands or showing public affection. Wong's dad was a high-ranking figure in the party who would disavow her for fraternizing with a westerner. But their romance blossomed behind closed doors. They sip tea, made love, and listened to George Michael's hits. One of the funny little details in this is that Careless Whispers was one of their
favorite songs together. Some of these details are fairly specific and they're fairly time accurate I would think. She thought that she was going to get married. She was 24 years old. She had a dream of moving to the United States with him, but instead he kept her behind closed doors. She felt like she was being treated like a prostitute, which left her feeling angry and
suicidal. She's now 59 years old, whilst obviously about 60 years old, so the time frame seems to line up and this is pictures of them on the screen together. During this meeting she was a teacher at a neighboring school that taught English and he continued to praise her English abilities and said that if he closed his eyes he could hear her. It sounded like she was from America, which I'm sure it's not true. She thought he was very handsome. She loved his eyes and his big mouth.
Now his big mouth spews lies and he talks about being a knucklehead. Just very interesting that this stuff kind of is popping up at the end here. Everybody sort of knew that there was a piece of of his story that didn't check out. And here's another little piece of it that I thought was quite interesting. Apparently, after he left, he came back. He joined the military at some point, or was at least associated with the National Guard for, what, 24 years?
So he was in and out of that. They avoided shows of affection in case it got back to Wang's father. His name is Ben Hui or something to that effect. He was an important Chinese official and a chairman of the labor union in her native city. He would travel to Hong Kong and Macau on weekends, cities that were more or less inaccessible for all except the Chinese elites, and bring back Western style luxuries like blue jeans, Ray Bans sunglasses and jewelry. She said. He couldn't sing.
When he tried to dance, he found it hard. She could tell that he was in the military. Those are the kind of people that get targeted. Those are the kind of people that show that they have vulnerabilities. And when you have vulnerabilities you find yourself honed in on by Intel services and they lean on you. Whether that happened or not, I don't know. But I know it's a possibility. And I know that he exposed himself to that.
And generally speaking, even in the 80s, there are places that you can't go when you're in the military. When I signed up, they gave us a no go. You can't travel without notifying your, you know, your command. And there were places you couldn't, we couldn't go to Mexico. One of my best buddies, one of my best friends in the world, had a mother that lived alternately in Mexico and in Colorado. She spent dual time there. She took care of a family member back in Mexico.
Legally, she had the ability to do that. And he couldn't go and see his grandmother because he was a service member and he was restricted from being part of that. This is just what happens when you sign up for the military. There are some freedoms that you forgo. There are restrictions that you take on. There are places in cities that you go that are literally listed out for enlisted guys. It says you may not attend anything at the following bar.
I think there's one called Sharkies outside of Fort Bragg that was listed as a no go both for the Army and for the Air Force. And when, when I first actually took on TDY assignments there, we had young guys that were working. I would jump in with my team Sergeant. We would drive to all the locations so we can kind of see what they look like and say, OK, these are the no go zones. This is what they look like. This is why. And then we would brief our guys
on the weekends. This is a standard thing. The idea that you could travel to China, speak and teach English and do this on the side. Maybe there's a little bit bigger restricted. You guys can let me know in comments. Actually, I'd be really interested. Does the National Guard give you a lot more leeway to do this? I see National Guard's people doing things that you'd never see active duty do, but it's kind of wild to watch it and it keeps going on.
And like I said, I think more and more of this information is going to keep coming out. Do we really want this guy sitting in the White House with the TS clearance at this point? He did bad enough. It seems like he did bad enough just being a Guardsman and being the the governor of Minnesota. We're going to do another sort of thing bad enough. We mentioned earlier on the thing that's going on in the UK. This I think will be kind of interesting.
It sort of indicates the way our structure is going. This is a different story of whistleblowers. Catherine Harris used to be at CBS was let go, has done some pretty good stories. We've got this one. This was probably not going to make it into the mainstream. This is something Gary Shapley, who was a IRS whistleblower that was doing the investigation into Hunter Biden's taxes and I can't remember his first name, but Special Agent Ziegler.
Both these guys still have jobs as far as I can tell, but they're not being treated very well. At least they got a paycheck. It's better than my buddy Garrett O Boyle. I think this little 30, is it like about a 92nd intro? There's more to this video. I'll post it up on the local channel as well so you guys can kind of track it. But they're making the allegation that not only did the FBI, but also the DOJ and the IRS knew from the beginning that the Hunter Biden laptop stuff
was real and legit. The thing that we'll get into is their discussion of sensitive investigative matters, which I'm going to give you a little bit of commentary on just for your awareness. It is and it is not a problem at the same time. So we'll get some little shade onto that in just a SEC. Let's just listen to them in their own words, talking about their treatment.
When you receive this e-mail from your IRS supervisor after Hunter Biden's guilty plea, thank you for your commitment to the mission which culminated in a great conviction. Those are words that are not supported by the actions of the agency. What you're saying is that within the IRS there is disparate treatment of American taxpayers? What what they call is sensitive investigations. But sensitive investigation sounds like code for powerful elite people.
There's a list in the Internal Revenue Manual that says what a sensitive person is, and it's exactly that. There was no question in your mind the big guy was Joe Biden. We corroborated the big guy is Joe Biden. Yes, we knew that the the laptop was real. DOJ knew that the laptop was real. FBI knew the laptop was. Real. There were a lot of. Overt. Investigative steps that we were not allowed to take because we
had an upcoming election. When we were doing the interviews that the the prosecutors specifically told us that they didn't want to ask about the big guy because they knew it was Joe Biden. You came forward as whistleblowers. Your information was accurate that you're sitting here today with us alleging that you've been punished every step of the way by the government
bureaucracy. IRS is just have a has a smothering blanket on me hoping that I quit that they find some way to terminate me or commit suicide or something. Then I'm up against a machine that has millions of dollars, that has the ability to fight me. People have to have confidence justice is going to be administered fairly regardless of who you are. Right. And we don't right now. We don't for a variety of reasons. That's the argument about what weaponized government looks
like. That's the way that I see it. These guys are talking about sensitive investigative matters. Those are real things. Those are actually not a bad idea. There are some people who should be given a little bit more leeway and should have a little bit tighter scrutiny over being investigated simply because investigating them in and of itself can subvert the processes of our political system. They can suppress speech at a level that is different than than it might be with other
people. So there are certain people inside the FBI that get this, this internal label and interesting, this relates to my story as coming forward. One of the first things that that we brought forward after the sort of parents at school board allegations, the allegations that the attorney general had maybe lied underoath and some of the stuff that I had given at that time. The second big thing that people saw was that I went to to Project Veritas with information.
What we actually did is what we went to Congress with that information. And then I realized that I didn't work for the FBI anymore and that they were steamrolling a company with that. I don't necessarily agree with all the time. I don't think their tactics are great. I think they did some OK work. I think that James O'Keefe is not good at what he does, but he has a right to a First Amendment just as much as anybody else.
What you'll find is, is that the thing about the suspendables, the reason why we are always on at odds with people on the left and the right, is that. We're. We're motivated by principal, including principles for people that we dislike, like I. I personally dislike James
O'Keefe quite a bit. I think he's a detestable person, but he doesn't have, he shouldn't have to have the DOJ with all of its might, as you just heard them say, an organization with an unlimited budget essentially smother you, come after you make allegations and tie you up in court cases that you cannot defend against. When in fact, the FBI, another multi billion dollar agency and the and the the investigative wing of DOJ, when those people are saying the opposite behind
closed doors. And so very specifically, Project Veritas was listed as a SIM what Gary Shapley just talked about a sensitive investigative matter. And that is a catch all phrase that limits and restricts access to certain case files for people who are politicians, for prying eyes, for people that are journalists, for people that are clerics or work in some sort of religious capacity, and for people that are in an academic space.
All of those people have a much higher threshold when it comes to can we do this and are we doing this for the right reasons? That's the idea behind the sensitive investigative matter behind the SIM process. And so there's various different hoops. And depending on the profile, if you wanted to go after, let's say a Donald Trump, you would have a much higher profile than if you were going to go after someone of lower statue in in
society. And that's not actually wrong because what it does is it acknowledges the truth on the ground that that some people, not that they have more rights, but scrutiny of them is more damaging to your reputation should that information come out. And so the Bureau does it and the DOJ does it, and I know now that the IRS does it, but that makes perfect sense. Some people get treated slightly differently, and that's not surprising to us. It may not be the most
egalitarian situation. It may not be the most American idea, but it does. It is pragmatic. So I don't have that big problem. But what I do have a problem with is when you're doing the thing that you're supposed to do properly, which is to say you've adjudicated it. Somebody is news media, that somebody is an academic, that somebody's a politician of
whatever note. And then you turn around and you go, oh, now we're going to argue the opposite in open court and know that nobody from the defensive team, from the people that we are prosecuting are ever going to find out that we called them a sensitive investigative matter. And that's what happened with Project Veritas. That's how it worked out. The DOJ said that nobody would consider them a journalist, and the FBI considered them to be journalists. That seems problematic.
So I'm at odds with people because I can think two things at once. I think a lot of you can as well. You can look around and know that just because you don't like someone doesn't mean that they don't have rights. As an American, that includes people on every side. I want to give them the fairest look. A lot of times they don't want to give themself that fair look. You know who's not fair, Jim? Comedy. From everything we can tell, a man who basically snowed himself with his own cult of
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This is reporting from Carrie Pickett, The Washington Times. Little discussion, for what it's worth. People are asking online, they're like, oh, is there any documentation behind this? The odds are is no. The odds are is there's no documentation. A whistleblower says Jim Comedy, James Comedy had the FBI infiltrate Trump's 2016 campaign with what are referred to as
honeypot operations. Allegedly off the books investigations that predate the FB is Russia collusion probe, which was known as Crossfire Hurricane, which was a major problem and a serious black eye against the FBIA lot of people who worked for the Bureau no longer work for the Bureau and the stink that they have from their former agency and the reason that they won't tell people that they used to work there is because of Crossfire Hurricane.
The House Judiciary Committee is examining a whistleblower report that the FBI targeted Donald Trump soon after he announced his presidential campaign in June of 2015 in an off the books operation order directly by FBI Director James B Comedy that predates Crossfire Hurricane. This is damning stuff. The question is, is how credible is it? We'll assess that in just a second.
An FBI agent involved in the probe revealed the off the books criminal investigation on Tuesday in a protected disclosure sent to the committee. The whistleblower disclosure said two female FBI undercover agents infiltrated Trump's campaign in 2016 at a high level and were directed to act as quote, UN quote honeypots while traveling with Mr. Trump and his campaign staff on the trail. They specifically targeted George Papadopoulos, which is
quite interesting. The agent personally knew this
is the whistleblowing agent. That comedy ordered an FBI investigation against Trump and that comedy personally directed it. According to the disclosure in the off the books investigation, it did not appear to target a specific crime, but was more what the agents would describe as a fishing expedition to find something incriminating about Mr. Crump. You'll remember, for those of you that have been following my little story for a bit, again,
all these things end up touching the same base the first time that I talked with Dan Bongino and also in a kind of a poignant moment that they edited for the movie Police State. The thing that I'm saying is that this Stalinistic tactic, show me the man and I will show you the crime. Is the way that the FBI investigates things when they are working in the intelligence severe? This is saying that it's a criminal investigation with no alleged criminal activity. There's no predication.
In order to get a criminal case on file, it is required that you articulate very specifically a federal crime, right? There has to be a allegation where there has to be information that a federal crime has occurred. And that's what the investigation is based on.
That's what we call predication. This whistleblower says that there was in fact no predication for this particular crime, that for any crime, and that this particular investigation being discussed as undercover operation was not disclosed to the Justice Department. Inspector General Michael Horowitz. How how easy is it for us to
believe that right now? For me, it's very easy because it's kind of like the argument that Jim Carrey made in Liar, Liar when he objects to the judge and he says, objection, your honor, and the judge says on what grounds? And he said because that. Totally destroys my case.
If you're making the argument to the Inspector General that you are not wildly politically motivated, which is something that I said to Project Veritas in 2022, in May of 2022, something that I said to Dan Bongino in September of 2022.
If your argument is we are not political, the way that Kyle Seraphin has said, the way that Steve Friend has said, the way that Marcus Allen and George Hill and Garrett O'boyle have said and a couple of others that whose names you don't hear, this particular whistleblower is making the same allegation that this is a political move because there is no other reason to go after somebody with no predicate.
And so do we trust this? Do we think that this is reasonable because we want to. Our goal is to be skeptics here, right? That's what I always talk about. So I'm a skeptic. The problem is the person who brought this to Carrie Pickett is the attorney that represents about a dozen or more whistleblowers who has been known, to be honest, who has been on this program more than once. And you can go back and find him
if you want to find the stories. When we talked to Kurt, you guys will find out that he pretty much has the goods on these people and people trust him. The odds are is that this person now no longer works for the FBI and has either retired or is close enough to retirement that they feel like or they're being targeted. That's the reason why people come forward with this. Do you notice they didn't come forward eight years ago when this happened?
Why? Because it was wrong then, and it was wrong when the Biden administration took over and started targeting people. Why bring it up now? There's only two possibilities. One, they are now in a safe place and they think they can do so. You do have the right to become a a official, statutorily defined whistleblower, whether you are a current or former
employee. But the two reasons people come forward is they find themselves in a safe place and they think financially they're no longer going to be attacked. They're not going to lose their job, their paycheck. They're not going to get thrown out on their ass like Kyle Seraphin or Steve Friend. That's a thing. And the second reason is because they've been targeted, which is why other people have come forward to Kurt.
You guys can go find the episodes we did with Kurt Suzdak. He has a really, really amusing sense of humor to me. The last piece of this, which we keep seeing is that some folks out there seem like they have an instinct. And, and I've had people ask me like, you know, there's no, there's no indication that the FBI or the intelligence agencies see Donald Trump winning. The thing that I do see is that I've been told that people are scrambling for their golden parachutes.
They are setting up their retirements right now that they see the same thing that the American people see that overwhelmingly Donald Trump has more popularity than Kamala Harris. Overwhelmingly they don't have any other way to see it. Here's a little example of how popular Kamala Harris is. What a dimwit she is. And I just, I, I like there's unlimited numbers of clips of this. Nobody wanted to endorse her right up until the point where they had no other choice.
Michael Scott is the manager at what is he the manager in office? What is the office movie? He's the the paper company manager. Why can I not think of the name of it? Anyway, you guys know what I'm talking about. She does this little Michael Scott thing where she does this terrible manager thing where people are doing one thing and then he says something really stupid. I'm going to have to look up the name of that stupid show.
Someone put it in the chat. The name of the show where Michael Scott, manager of Dunder Mifflin. Yes, the Office. I knew it was for some reason. I was thinking office space, The Office. Here's an office moment for Kamala Harris at her own rally. OK, now I want each of you to shout your own name. Do that because it's about all of us. It's about all of us. And listen, I have fought my whole career to put the people first. What, all of you shout your own name? Kamala. Kamala.
OK, Shout your own name now. Your own name, your own name. That's the only way that it would work. How is everyone going to shout their own name? There's like a couple 100 people there. What A that's how you end up. Look, these people were terrible. How come nobody came forward earlier? They got targeted or they retired and they're no longer scared of this. But I do hear that people are starting to scramble doesn't mean that they're going to let him take office.
Even if he if he does get the popular, it's got to be such an overwhelming mandate. Maybe it will be. That would be great. And even even though the the odds are like if anybody who's who's following what looks like on social media, if anyone's following that, it looks like just talking to like regular people. You're seeing people wearing Trump hats to San Francisco 49ers games. I saw a lady get kicked out for
that yesterday. Apparently, we've got to do this thing where Donald Trump has to have a secret plan to steal the election. I'm also seeing the same things you guys are about people in PA trying to show up to the polls and getting kicked, kicked out, even though the governor said that they could go early and they could stay there until 5:00 and if they were in line, they would get a chance to vote.
Like the lines are overwhelming. Like the turn out seems like it's going to be really, really big, which is good. I don't know if it'll be enough. Dan Goldman thinks that Donald Trump is actually just setting it up so he can steal it. Here's some crazy conspiracy. You can say crazy conspiracies as long as you are a Democrat and you're on CNN. Despise this guy. Like, what are the dumbest reps? It's another example of someone. By the way, he used to work at
DOJ, didn't he? He was a he was AUS prosecutor Dan Goldman coming up with his own conspiracy that he's allowed to say on CNN and nobody fact checks him. They just let him go because they want it to be true too. Donald Trump hinted yesterday in his speech that he has some secret with Speaker Mike Johnson. Now you wonder, why did Donald Trump come to New York 9 days
before the election? This is a going the state is going to go to Kamala Harris. And the answer is that the House really runs through New York. There are 7 races that could go either way in the House and that will likely determine the majority. And make no mistake, the House, we get sworn in on January 3rd. On January 6th, the certification of the Electoral College will happen again.
And we, as we know from 2021, whoever is in control of the House of Congress will be able to to have a lot of say on what
happens on January 6th. And I suspect we don't know, but I suspect Donald Trump's little secret plan with Mike Johnson is a back up plan for when he loses and he tries to go to the House of Representatives to throw out the Electoral College, the certification from the states, and have the House of Representatives under the leadership and the control and the gavel for Mike Johnson and try to overturn this election. It was the exact reverse in January 6/20/21.
You had Mike Pence, the vice president who was presiding over the joint session, but you had Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, who were presiding over Congress. If it's the reverse, the Republicans have a lot more opportunity and a lot more possibilities for overturning this election. And that's what this was about yesterday. That, I believe, is what Donald Trump's secret with Mike Johnson was, and that's why he's here, is because the House majority runs through New York.
Yeah, the House majority runs through New York. And that's why he is. It's totally not because he owns property in the city of New York that he's from New York, that he is a New Yorker, that he is an icon, a guy who actually earned his money in New York, not like inherited it, like Levi Strauss, Ayer, Dan Goldman. But you're allowed to throw out all of your conspiratorial things.
He he softly made the argument, by the way, that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer saved America. But that's his theory. You're allowed to have crackpot theories if you're on the left, and apparently you're also allowed to investigate your political rivals. Jim Comedy, who was a Republican, right? He was a Republican. How interesting that he ordered an infiltration of a political campaign. Jim Comedy, who looks like a Biden Harris action figure in the last and now the next.
I seen him in the last year or so, dressed up with his Kamala Harris mug and his T-shirts and all this crazy stuff. Totally nonpartisan and the fact that he was able to order off the books, I, I don't know how you would do it. This story actually goes a little bit further. I want to read one more little thing because this is kind of like a nugget that makes me, you know, you know, this is coming from the FBI when they say this kind of stuff.
But the nugget in here that kind of like tweaked me up. It said that two things. One, it wasn't in the system called Sentinel, which is where the FBI builds case file. So there is no Sentinel record of this particular investigation, no official case file. It was personally directed by Jim Comedy. So they were running. I don't even know how you do that. But obviously if you're the FBI director, you have some different authorities than an
average agent would have. The the second thing is, is the disclosure says Deputy Director David Bowditch and the current deputy director, Paula Bate, the assistant director in charge of the Washington Field office at the time. He was my boss, Paula Bate. We're also involved in helping comedy execute the secret probe. It's been very interesting for those of us that worked under David Bowditch, who was the DD, the number 2 at the FBI during this time.
He has a very good reputation. I've met him maybe one time I flew on a plane with him and you know, I slept in the back and he sat in the front and he carried a gun, which is very unusual for some of the like the senior executives. He had a two man little detail that rolled with him. His kind of like assistant, special assistant. He seemed like a decent dude. I, I pinged him with something kind of funny and he responded like a like a regular guy would.
He retired very unceremoniously and he works for Disney, which is interesting. He kind of seems like he got his 30 pieces of silver. I don't have anything particularly ugly to say about David Bowditch, but it's interesting that Bowditch was named in this, in this disclosure. There's two other little pieces in there. I mentioned Papadopoulos being targeted, so that was part of it.
The two other things that I thought were really interesting is that apparently this thing was blown open because a newspaper obtained a photograph of one of the undercover agents and was about to publish said photograph. It was going to expose this operation and the FBI's press office. This should be a note to you. If you work in the journalistic sphere, the FBI will lie to you. They are not required to tell you the truth, and they lied per
this disclosure. They lied and said that this was not an FBI employee, but rather an informant who would be killed if the photograph was published and the press office was able to dissuade the newspaper of publishing the picture of the undercover agent. These are really specific pieces
of information. And then the employee said that they personally observed one or more employees in the FBI being directed to never discuss the operation, never discussed it again, including with people who were involved in the operation. That sounds very credible to me, mostly because I know the source and the source is the attorney that would deal with this. Like I said, two possibilities. One, this person is now retired
and thinks they're safe. Or two this person was retaliated against for something else and decided to bring it forward. Neither of them are great. Neither of them are particularly courageous for whatever it's
worth. But I do hope that we get to the bottom all of all that all right you saw on the on the Chiron if you were watching sort of the the lead thing that that caused me to put this thumbnail up. Let me there's Donald Trump, the garbage man sitting in the back of a waste management truck
taking out the trash. We're going to talk about the whole nonsense of the Madison Square Garden rally turning into a talking point for the Harris campaign about Donald Trump thinks that people in Puerto Rico are garbage. That's not what was said. So kill Tony did a he's a, he's a roast comedian. And here is what he actually said, lest you guys think it's somewhere else. This is him allegedly calling people in Puerto Rico garbage.
What he says is he's making a joke about there actually is an there is an island of garbage in the middle of the ocean. He calls it Puerto Rico as a joke. Puerto Rico has a lot of trash problems. They had billions of dollars in federal money to come in and solve some trash problems. And those things apparently were not solved because there's a ton of corruption in Puerto Rico. So he's making this joke. Go figure. A comedian making a joke when that's what his job is.
Here's what he actually said, lest you be offended. I also have the the follow on which we played you the other day about him kind of going to Hillary Clinton. He's just roasting people. This is what he does. Republicans are the party with a good sense of humor. Every speech is under attack, people. I host a show and each week I get updates what words we're allowed to use and not use anymore. It's happening right now. The past few years. It's a real thing. And, you know, used to be able
to tell people to Google stuff. My mom's a boomer in the state of Ohio, and there's no convincing her of anything. She's eating the cats, she's eating the dogs. They're eating the pets up there. It is absolutely wild times. It really, really is. And, you know, there's a lot going on. Like, I don't know if you guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right
now. Yeah. I think it's called Puerto Rico. And the crowd kind of half laugh, half kind of goes, oh, and he goes, OK, all right, all right, we're getting there. His whole thing is to like say things that are inflammatory, which is why he does the little set about. He talks about the, you know, the NFLI think we should have it all year long. And then he that gives him a set up to do the Travis Kelsey joke, which we played the other day. So here it is.
I don't know about you guys, but I think that Travis Kelsey might be the next OJ Simpson. Feels good in here. The other side's got a lot of crazy endorsements. Swift, Eminem, Leo DiCaprio, Beyoncé. Every day the Democratic Party looks more and more like AP Diddy Party. OK, that's what he does. That's his shtick. So they've honed in on it. The closing argument was, is Donald Trump supporters are mean to Puerto Ricans and Latinos and they call they call people that
are Latino garbage. And Joe Biden couldn't be left on the sideline. So Joe Biden got together, whatever sensibilities he had. He sat in front of his garbage webcam and he put together this little discussion for this group called Voto Latino, which is a group that is also really sketchy and tried to like, pay people to get out to vote. And here's what he had to say about you, probably if you're a
Donald Trump supporter. Oh, the Puerto Rican that that I know or Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware. They're good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters, his his, his demonization seen as unconscionable and it's unamerican. It's totally contrary to everything we've done, everything we've. You catch that? Yeah. First of all, he's completely senile. He's completely unable to maintain it.
This must have been too late and they didn't get his dose correct. But he's from Puerto Rico. He almost says that the Puerto Rico that I'm from. And then he was like the home of the state of Delaware. He mealy mouse his way through saying the only garbage I see floating out there are his supporters, his being Donald Trump. That's right. This is their deplorables moment. Half the country is a basket of deplorables.
The only people that I see that are garbage or the only garbage I see floating out there are Donald Trump supporters. Here it is again. One more time. Listen to it. They've made a correction. So I'm going to show you what he says as he tried to correct. Oh. The Puerto Rican that that I know, or Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware, they're good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters. His his. His demonization is
unconscionable. His demonization is conscionable. So then the Twitter intern got out there and put this out earlier today. I referred to the hateful rhetoric about Puerto Rico spewed by Donald Trump supporter at his Madison Square Garden rally as garbage, which is the only word I can think of to describe it. His demonization of Latinos is uncomfortable. That's all I meant to say. We know. But we heard what you actually said to the comments at the rally.
Don't reflect who we are as a nation. OK, so that's kind of fun. What do Democrats think about this kind of stuff? How do they feel about their boy going out there and calling half Americans garbage? It turns out that's not a really winning message as a closing argument in a campaign. It's actually worse than having a comedian say something about Puerto Rico being a nation that is a garbage heap, which is not objectively, you know, obviously false. There's some truth to it.
Here's Josh Shapiro, who probably should have been on the VP kick since he wasn't out there banging like Chinese Communist Party members, making his little taste He's not interested in being associated with Joe Biden. Governor, First off, just what's your response to that comment from from President Biden where it sounds like he's calling Trump supporters their garbage? Yeah. Look, I had not heard that until now, Caitlin. So I'm kind of giving you my fresh reaction to it.
I would never insult the good people of Pennsylvania or any Americans, even if they chose to support a candidate that I didn't support. Oh, I don't want to be associated with that. You know, what's even funnier and more telling is when Jon Stewart gets in there.
The Daily Show has been famously far left, I think, but they also know what comedy is. And so I think comedians right now are at this weird moment in time where they if they if they want to do funny and they want to do comedy the way that comedy is meant to be, which means you're going to hurt some feelings. That's what comedy is.
If you go listen to most of these people roast comedians, crowd work, dealing with hecklers, the entire industry for people that are really working comics is all about you say something nasty to me, I turn it around and I make fun of you and I make you feel bad, but I also make you laugh. That's what it's about. This guy's whole shtick is that he just says kind of kind of flat affect, low key insults non-stop. That's what a roast is, that's
what kill Tony does. Here is Jon Stewart defending comedy because Jon Stewart was a comedian in the 90s, which is kind of what we used to expect that comedians might hurt your feelings is the. Alarms, the opening act grabbing headlines for all the wrong reasons. A comedian who offered unfunny, racist, cringe worthy jokes. Basically calling Puerto Ricans trash. The most repulsive racial jokes about Latinos. Disgusting and and hateful. So incredibly crude.
Frankly just too X-rated to play here. Extremely vile so-called jokes. Extremely vile so-called jokes. She name checked my comedy album from the 90s Goodnight goodnight. Really. I don't know who's AI, me or that guy. Now, obviously, in retrospect, having a roast comedian come to a political rally a week before Election Day and roasting a key voting demographic, probably not the best decision by the campaign politically. But to be fair, the guy's really
just doing what he does. I mean, here he is at the Tom Brady Roast a few months ago. The great chef Ross, ladies and gentlemen. Jeff is so Jewish he only watches football for the coin toss. Gronk, you look like the Nazi that kept burning himself on the ovens. Kevin is so small that when his ancestors picked cotton, they called it dead lifting. Yes, yes, of course. Terrible Boo. Yes. There's something wrong with me. I find that guy very funny, so I'm sorry, I don't know what to
tell you. I mean, bringing him to a rally and have him not do roast jokes, That'd be like bringing Beyoncé to a rally and not have. Yeah, how about that? You bring a comedian and don't let him do comedy. It's kind of like bringing a singer who's not going to sing.
Except that's exactly what happened at the last Kamala Harris rally down in Houston, where they brought in Beyoncé and everyone thought they were getting a concert, which is why a lot of people showed up. And then she gave like a few minutes speech. Who cares what you have to say? People can't pay for you to sing. They came for you to sing. If you're there. Isn't that what you're about? No.
And Jon Stewart by saying something that's decidedly true and has always been true, which is that comedy supposed to be funny. People are supposed to do what they do. You got hired to do a comedy set. That's what he came to do. And he also, if you listen to what kill Tony says in his his bit, he goes, look, man, I don't usually follow the national anthem and RFK Junior, like I don't normally come in after. This is not a seriously easy comedy, you know, set up to walk
into. Usually you have a warm up act and then you have the main act whatever. That's not how these people are set. So good for him. He went out there and did his thing. Jon Stewart knows it. No sense of humor over there in the Democrat Party, it seems like, which is a shame because comedy used to be able to roast everybody. Maybe that's why Saturday Night Live has been going back and making some of this fun because our media, like our politicians are, are comical.
Like they're not funny. But the way that our world is so jacked up, it is funny in some ways. We should be able to at least laugh at the stuff. That's what we used to have in common as American. We would lampoon our leaders. And Speaking of leaders that definitely needed some lampooning but didn't get nearly enough of it has been on a pedestal and and and treated as
though he was untouchable. I'm just remembering Kill Tony did seriously, at like 15 seconds, he did a Jew joke, a Nazi joke and a black slave joke. Like, all right up in front. You know where you can't do that? You can't do that when you're hanging out with people like Barack Obama. I made the argument that words mean something, that words used to mean something, whether it be refugees, whether it be migrant, whether it be the word asylum, whether it be the word fascist.
These things actually have a meaning. And as a proper country, we used to knew that. Here's a really kind of fun interview with Thomas Sowell. Who says something shocking that you've probably heard here very recently? Fascist has a direct meaning and it perfectly describes the way that not just the O Biden or the Obama administration has done it, but the Biden and the Harris administration have done it in the social media sphere and trying to get companies to do their way.
It's called fascism. They're accusing Donald Trump of being the thing that has been obvious that they've been involved in. Check out the definition of fascism being used properly. Talk about President Obama. Do you think he's a socialist? Not technically, I suppose, because he socialism usually means the government ownership
of the means of production. The pattern he's following is much more like that of the fascists, where the government leaves the means of production in private hands and the politicians tell them what to do.
And that's much more politically viable because after the government forces the private industry to do something and it turns out disastrously, you can always haul the people from private industry up before congressional committees denounce them on television and so forth, leaving out the fact that it was you who forced them to do what they did. And this is the way you see, for example, that the, the health care reforms that were passed. Well, I'm, I'm there.
I was thinking actually about the financial reforms and in particularly the housing collapse, that the people who Bonnie Frank in the House, Senator Chris Dodd in the Senate, were the people who pushed for all kinds of mortgage lending standards to be reduced, making mortgage lending enormously more risky than it ever been before.
And when all of that collapsed, they then, they then summon all the leaders of financial institutions up before their committees and spend hours denouncing them and so forth on nationwide television. I mean, they understand that the best defense is a good offense. And so this, this is great political theater. It has nothing to do with reality. Oh, political theater. Nothing to do with reality. Government goes up there and puts on these sham hearings. They're all doing it, aren't
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