Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an American patriot prepared to embrace the uncomfortable truth. Because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiasts, Second Amendment defender and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphin. Well, hello my friends and welcome to the Kyle Seraphin
show. And I am indeed, Kyle Seraphin, if you live in Houston and you are a terrible congresswoman who was unable to win the mayoral election in your own home district. That's right. Sheila Jackson Lee, we love you, mostly because you have this outstanding clip that has been our intro. Folks, We've got an interesting show today. Today is Wednesday. It's February the 7th, and it is
a day full of failure. Yeah, I'm looking down at my my little CHEAT SHEET here of all the topics that we're going to go through. And you know what? It's failure and failure and failure. A failed impeachment, which is a GOP failure, a failed RNC chairwoman, that's a failure. A failed city, New York failed mayor, man, failed border policy for failed border border bill. It's failure left and right. It's all up and down the board.
We're going to be talking a bunch of failure here on Weird Wednesday. Oh, well, that's all right. We'll laugh about it. It is still February, the shortest month, and that means that it's Black History Month. We're going to lead off with Morgan Freeman telling us what he thinks about Black History Month again, because I really love it. I might just do it every single morning until we get into March. But also, we're going to end with Morgan Freeman because I've got some some little choice
chops. Every time I hear that man's voice, I don't think of him as a black man. I actually think of him as my favorite voice to narrate pretty much anything. So we're going to end with that. You guys can look forward to that. That's going to be, we're going to talk to you. The difference between a musician and a magician that may be lost on some of you if you are under the age of 30. I didn't even know this was a problem that existed in the
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Weird Wednesday here. Also, I keep hearing in my head, and you guys are going to hear this throughout the show. Like maybe in your heads. The Who is it? It's called the Knack. That's the name of the the band. You guys remember the name the, the Knack. And it was my Sharona, this bye bye Rona thing that I named the show. Bye bye Rona, bye bye Rona. We're going to get there at the end. So let's start off with CN NS homepage. I like to do it because it tells us kind of what's going on in
their hearts. And what's going on in their hearts are two things that we're going to cover in long form #1 the failed impeachment of Mayorkas, the DHS secretary. And the second one is that Nikki Haley lost a primary. And it's not just that she lost the primary, which we'll cover in just a few moments. OK, so let's get into the the first piece of it. This is CN NS homepage. So we're going to get into their failed impeachment.
And I want their coverage. And I also want I also want Fox's coverage on it. So Steven Colson, who is a well of content for us to dig into how a botched impeachment laid bare AGOP House that cannot function in some ways he's not wrong. You've got an RNC that kind of sucks and you've got a you've got a complete failure of like solidarity. They they lost, they lost members. They threw out their own member, right. You'll remember that they had George Santos and they voted him out.
They tossed him out and he would have been a breaking vote on this. He actually tweeted out a picture and it's just said, are you missing me today at the two 15215 vote for impeachment. And it would have been the one that put him over the top. Guys got a compelling argument. I talked to George Santos last night on Twitter.
We do these Twitter Spaces. And if you guys don't do Trump Tuesday, you know that you don't have to be a Trump person to go into Trump Tuesday. It's a pretty friendly audience. And it is hosted by none other than Mark Naughton. So every Tuesday night, and I think the time is like 7 Eastern, I always get there late. But they have a pretty good panel of guests. And we had Jennifer Van Lars, who we're going to be talking one of our articles later, just a really good all-purpose space.
And one of them was George Santos, who was like, man, the Republicans are broken. Here's the CNN take on it. Once Mike Johnson speakership was merely implausible, and now it just looks incompetent. The rookie GOP leader is already struggling to wield a tiny, extreme malfunctioning majority. Yeah, that's correct. They're barely over the top. And they made it even thinner with their own stupidity.
That is a self-inflicted wound. They suffered A spectacular embarrassment on Tuesday night in a failed vote to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, who is terrible, absolutely terrible at his job. Right. Just he's not doing the work that is required to theoretically defend the homeland. What a weird concept. Most of the people who are young today don't even know a world that didn't have DHS. We actually were fine without DHS for the majority of American history.
And now we have it. And then we have a secretary who's not actually doing the job. And theoretically that should be an easy decision. But unfortunately, all we have our politics. So they set up at the high stakes. It was a televised Tour de force for the impeachment of a cabinet official for only the second time in history. It's a daring act. Is it, though? Like, do we even care? Like they've already already gone after they impeached President Trump twice and failed
with the conviction. We're we're looking in a world where all of these clowns basically are doing political theater. We continue to see posturing and none of it means anything. It's just it's unserious. So I I you know, they're going to drum up their bass about it. That's what CN NS going to do. They're going to beat their drum. But it doesn't mean it, it doesn't mean that it actually means anything to anybody that wasn't already inclined to think that, one, the GOP is non
functioning. And two, we sort of agree with what they were trying to do, even if they didn't do it. I, I just don't think they're moving the needle on this stuff at all. And anything that he can do to distract, that's the real piece here, right? So it's anything that they can do to distract from the absolute and abject failure of a Joe Biden presidency, which is
atrocious. I'm going to give some credit to Kim Wexler, who's one of our followers and often times is in the in the chat, but also follows on Twitter, sent me over a video of Joe Biden actually signing the executive orders that screwed up the border. And he was really proud of it at
the time. What's also kind of compelling, and we have two different videos of Joe Biden 1 was the couple days after he took office when he started undoing all of the Trump stuff, you know, because he didn't agree with the policy is his claim. Basically he wanted to break this country and see if you could do it. And he he was remarkably successful on that measure.
But additionally, what he was trying to do, when you compare him to what he's at right now, like he's like a feeble shell of what he was only a couple years ago. You always see these pictures of the president, like you see Barack Obama going in and he's kind of handsome. When he's got dark hair and he comes out and he's like Gray,
it's like 8 years. That's kind of a long time, but eight years and the stress of that office looks crippling to otherwise, you know, sort of virile looking guys going in. I think Bush had the same issues when you watch GW, he went in and and looked significantly older, not just a decade older, but like aged dramatically during that time frame.
I think the stress of that job and then imagine that you're already, you know, 1000 years old with 50 years in the government, like sucking at the government teeth and then you get elevated to that position and you absolutely fail at it. In three years you've, I mean, Biden's probably aged 15 years worth of intellectual capabilities. It just looks terrible. It looks absolutely terrible. So so we're dealing with it. We're seeing it.
They failed at this impeachment and a lot of it is just a stab in their own leg. You know, it's like stab yourself in the leg and then try to run the marathon. You're going to do it with a smaller majority. I don't I don't understand it. But it this is all going to tie together when we look at the end, which is the fact that we have a non functioning Republican National Committee.
The committee fails. And so it's not surprising that the politicians also are not running on clean guidance, making good decisions and actually moving the ball for it. That being said, the other arguments that they made throughout this piece and throughout CNN sort of take on the Mike Johnson speakership is that it's not passing bills. And I don't think that is a loss. If you're a conservative and your Congress is not out there passing new laws, I think you're winning.
I feel like I'm winning. You guys remember, if you go back, you can rewind back the tape to last year. My argument was no one for speaker and no one for speaker means nobody comes in and screws it up. Nobody passes extra bills. We don't give $60 million to Ukraine like this new failed Senate bill. We don't go out there and fund foreign wars. We don't get into anything because no one for speaker means
they can't move the ball at all. And at the very least we can serve the crappy position we're in and it doesn't get any worse. And you leave the presidency sort of just stuck doing executive orders, whatever kind of nonsense they're able to do with that. That's that's the hope. That's what I would hope and I think I've been, I think I've been proven correct. I think a number of you guys have actually hit me up on social media and let me know. No one for speaker always was the right term.
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I appreciate that. I'm going to do a little palate cleanse before we start talking about the another failure, which is fantastic. Like I said, impeachment, failure, kind of predictable. You didn't have a very strong majority and you got a lot of people that are weak and they're on the fence and they're going to fall on the wrong side of the fence. But what we also have is some kind of amusing news coming out of Nevada.
So we'll do that. But before we do, I promised you we would start with a Morgan Freeman. So let me make sure I've got the right Morgan Freeman. This is what we think about Black History Month over here at the Kyle Seraphin Show. I hope you guys can appreciate it. I chopped this thing up and made it shorter on the recommendation of someone I trust very highly. You're going to relegate my history to a month? I don't want a Black History Month. Black history is American history.
How are we going to get rid of racism on Stop? Talking about it, I'm going to stop calling you a white man, and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. That's it. That's all we want to do. We just want to stop calling people names. Maybe we could just work as Americans.
It's actually the same thing that could happen if we had people in the House, if we had people in the Senate that just looked and they weren't calling each other a Republican or a Democrat. They just said I'm an American. Our DHS secretary has fallen down on the job, is failing the American people, is not doing the job that is asked of him. And objectively we should not have someone do that. And we need to send a message. Wouldn't that be nice if we actually cared about certain things?
We don't have that sort of reality. We don't live in that world. We live in a silly world. We're going to come back to border stuff and the silliness of it, specifically Chris Murphy, who makes me want to puke. I despise the all the representatives basically out of Connecticut. My in laws live there and, and at one point they asked if we would move there. And of course, living near your in laws when you have babies is a great idea because then you've
got grandparents. And I think the continuity of wisdom across generations, even people that you disagree with politically, it's inherently valuable. And yet I, I think I told her very early on, before we had kids, my wife and I had this discussion. It's like, will we ever live in Connecticut? And the answer is like, absolutely not. The birth place of American freedom, where the first shots of the American Revolutionary War were fired, where people
threw off the yoke of tyranny. The people of Connecticut have embraced it so heavily that basically I own 100 felonies that I can't move there. And I'm not going to do that. And and it's sad. And so their representatives are the worst. Massachusetts, the other one, awful. My buddy George Hill complaints about that privately with me on a regular basis.
It's so sad to see the people who were, you know, theoretically the most hopeful in the 1760s and 1770s who looked forward and went like the the ancestors of those people. I think they all moved out West. I think that's what happened. I think all the hope just left the area and all you were left with were people who internalized state tyranny.
Most of the people that live in those states right now would have sided with the Brits. So I don't ever want to hear about them talking about the Constitution, for whatever that's worth. Kyle Seraphin, hot takes of the day. So let's keep pushing onward. Let's keep pushing upward. We've got this, we, we've got this really fun thing that just happened the other day. Nothing worse than than than losing to no one. And that's what Nikki Haley's experience was.
You want to talk about an abject failure? This is coming from Fox News. Trump wasn't on the ballot, but Nikki Haley loses the Nevada Republican presidential primary. OK. So we have to understand that there are two things going on in Nevada at one time #1 there is a caucus, which is where all of the delegates are awarded. And Donald Trump will probably win that on Thursday. That's the expectation. There's no one else that's really going to compete with him.
And then they also have this primary, which is essentially ceremonial and doesn't mean anything. The funniest thing about the ceremonial primary. And So what you're seeing on the screen right now, on the bottom side, you have the Fox News coverage. On the top side, you have the CNN coverage. They also cover this big, big ways right up at the front. They covered it for ABC and CBS and MSNBC all had this on their primary pages when I got up this morning.
So this was a big deal to them that their preferred candidate, the political left's preferred candidate, Nikki Haley was unable to be successful, not just on the ballot against, you know, a formidable opponent, former president. No, she wasn't even able to secure a victory. Here's the line ready. Voters casting ballots in the state-run Republican nominating contest couldn't write in Trump's name, but they could vote for a single spot that said, quote, none of these candidates.
OK, So there's no right in there's no Trump, there's Nikki Haley. I don't know if there were others on there that we don't actually see a sample ballot. But what we do know is that one of the options was nobody and nobody, remember, remember the Kyle Seraphim position? Nobody for speaker, actually nobody for Republican nominee was victorious over somebody. And that somebody was Nikki Haley. The Associated Press projected that none of these candidates would defeat Nikki Haley.
It's put in air quotes because it sounds ridiculous when you say it out loud. But if you can imagine the full phrase, none of these candidates is the winner over Nikki Haley in a primary where no delegates were awarded. And then you have her making this like half assed, this half assed sort of, I don't know, rebuttal. It's it's quoted in multiple places that like, you know, the House always wins even on the penny slot. So Donald Trump knows better than to come here and waste his
time. And yet they wasted their time and she was in a contest. And the fact is, is that she lost to to like not a person that just shows you the the absolute Astroturf nature of the Nikki Haley candidacy. We know that nobody is interested. And also to prove that nobody is interested. I had like this weird bot account approached me on Twitter, sent me Adm. I almost put the DM up on the screen here for you guys to read only because I think it's funny.
But I don't want to publicize this person any more than necessary. Claimed several things. Number one, I'm an attorney. I don't care #2 my dad is a retired FBI agent. Thanks. I blame your dad for screwing up my former agency. My ex-girlfriend is crazy because of people who retired and do didn't do their job so I don't care. Apparently he was was also involved in the Randy Weaver scenario that I didn't even dig into that, but that's even
worse. And then the last thing was I'm a Nikki Haley voter and they didn't like my take on that. What was going on in Idaho? Number one, I know what's going on in Idaho because my friends are actually in that office, although I haven't talked to them directly, I have ways of getting information directly out of the office in Coeur d'Alene. So what you heard from our episode, they're all feds.
What you heard there was really, really clear inside reporting from people who are in like objectively clean places to learn. And I also have some back channels to the supervisor I was talking about. I don't want to get too far into it only because you can just, I'm, I'm literally going to tell you just trust me, bro on this one. I know that's the worst answer.
I'm not going to expose anybody just for the sake of our podcast, but if you trust me already a little bit, you can trust me. I'm giving you good information. Anyway, she didn't like my she didn't like that I was quoting the Idaho Tribune, which I don't know about their other reporting, but that reporting was spot on and it included information that was not public and not easily accessible or available. So, you know, piss off is essentially my my comments about this.
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We've got like a disproportionate representation of MSNBC today. Just letting you all know it's coming at us a little bit heavy. This is written by a guy named Steve Benen, not Bannon, but Benen BENEN. And it says polling a Trump conviction would have a major impact on the 2024 race. You don't say. You don't say, folks. At roughly 2 years, there was plenty of polling ahead of the 2022 midterms, although a key
caveat lingered overhead. Republican appointed justices on the Supreme Court hadn't yet overturned Roe V Wade. Apparently we're going to go back to abortion, but that's not the data from June. But it's not the data from June 2022 was irrelevant. It was just there was a broad understanding that the data was unlikely to give us a profound development because we hadn't actually seen what that ruling
was. OK, so they're worried about that same story that they are relating to what's going on with Donald Trump. He's been indicted.
He's had search warrants, you know, laid out his house by my ex-girlfriend, my friends over at the Washington field office who have decided to go and break all precedent and all previous experience in American history and do federal law enforcement action, not just on a guy who is the former president of the United States, but a guy who was running for the for the next president of the United States. So they did all these pollings, public research, opinion, they're trying to figure out.
There's a Monmouth poll found that 1/3 of South Carolina Republicans. Oh, OK, we're going to do that. The South cakalaca game, right? We're going to talk about it. Why Nikki Haley again, we want to see Trump replaced on a GOP ticket if he's convicted of a crime before Election Day. OK, so 1/3 of Republicans are concerned that if Trump was in fact convicted on any of these things, and they've got their, they've got multiple baskets, right? They're not carrying all the eggs in one.
They've got them in two different federal jurisdictions and two different state jurisdictions. And they all look ridiculous from my end, mostly because of what the charges are and the fact that they're doing it in the first place. You got Bloomberg doing a poll from last week found that half of the swing state voters wouldn't vote for Trump if you were convicted. You see why they're pushing this so hard? Do you see why they want these things to go to trial so
quickly? It's so important that they get this thing to go to trial specifically because if they can convict him, there's a possibility they knock him out mostly because they've got an absolute dog crap candidate that they're running an old feeble man. Which like I said, I'm going to play a little bit of video of showing just how weak and how pathetic he was versus his his opening term. We'll do them almost back-to-back so you guys can see the change.
And it's dramatic. Every time you do it, it's it's more and more shocking. In December, there was a national you Gov poll showing that Trump and Biden were tied 44% each. Obviously, we know that now new NBC polling, as we told you the other day, has Biden down five points to Trump. But the same poll found that Biden had a 7 point advantage in response to a potential Trump no conviction. So it's going to move the needle
for some, some independence. If if you were able to find out that in fact, he was guilty by a jury of whatever we're going to call these people in Washington, DC or in Florida or in Georgia or in New York, which means you've got basically 3 unfriendly, unfriendly districts for him to be tried in.
Like I said, state and federal, both of these things coming at the guy because they just need to get the guy out because they cannot face him fairly in a head to If we're going to be honest, they're probably terrified that all of this stuff is going to come back on them in a Trump presidency. Like, I would be shocked if he let any of these people in the White House, even though I think he loves the the fight, kind of like I go on Twitter and I love the fight.
I wouldn't be shocked if Donald Trump was like, we're just not going to grant press credentials. We're just going to let the small, tiny newspapers. And that'd be the right move. Just let only local papers, only local radio, only local people, no national affiliation. All the the big media, they all have sort of bastardized
himself. They've laid themselves out and they've thrown their credibility away, which is why so many people are looking to independent media and and they're looking for just answers. That being said, another plug. Give us a thumbs up if you're watching us on Rumble. If you're not and you want to join the chat, which I can't even keep track of because it continues to move as my eyes go over there.
That's where we're going to go. Let's let's cut one more little piece here because this is about the failure and we're going to talk border stuff. This is border failures. OK, Politico, boom, failure. Mitch McConnell tried to push this thing forward, tried to tried to have us believe that there was something here. And now what he's saying is that there was no real chance to make a law here. He's admitted defeat on it. It will not become law.
They're not even going to get any votes that are going to be enough to pass it through the Senate. So we don't even have to worry about what goes on the House. Thankfully, the real key here is, is that a lot of the American people covered it. That's what you guys are interested in. You're interested in not screwing up our border just because it's already screwed up. We don't make it worse simply because we need to do something. That attitude do something is the worst.
This is political reporting saying that McConnell essentially declared that the border security for an aid package. You'll notice that none of those things, those are totally unrelated. Border security, foreign aid package dead on arrival, telling reporters we have no real chance to make a law. Good, good, good, good. After four months of negotiation, which Mitch McConnell has personally called for and repeatedly supported, the GOP leader said it lacks the
sport in his conference. You know, the staunch opposition from the House Republican leadership. This should be the end of Mitch McConnell. He spent four months trying to get this thing through, came out in favor of it, and then has to take a 180° reversal, as Chuck Schumer calls it. He said Leader McConnell and the Republican Conference did 180° reversal. No, that's not what happened. Let's be really realistic. What Chuck Schumer is trying to do is act like the Republicans
are in disarray. What happened is the Republicans are actually listening to the people that vote for them, which is what we want. And they were out making a deal that sucked and that deal that sucked came to light. And it was covered aggressively, just the way that we're going to find out in that RedState coverage of Ronna McDaniels. It was covered aggressively to the point where they had no choice, but they had to walk away from it because it was trash. And we covered that long form
the other day. Highly agree or highly recommend that you guys go back and look at that if you're not following it. There's stuff on Twitter, there's stuff on, there's stuff on our program. And a lot of others have said, you know, the individual specifics, just the amount of money and the changes and moving the original jurisdiction for dealing with administrative problems for immigration goes directly to DC, which is favorable to Democrats. It's a Democrat wet dream.
They get everything they want and it does none of the things that we should want. We people who want America conservatives. You don't have to be a Republican to be a conservative. You just don't want America to fall over and get overrun top heavy with just millions of people that have no business being here, that have no job skills, that have no language skills and are either victims of crime or going to be participating in crime on their own. They have to.
They've already started with a crime. We're going to we're going to actually kind of talk about sort of the the the disingenuous framing. It's so disingenuous. The framing of how this works is the Democrats are always moving the narrative to whatever they want to talk about. You're going to hear Chris Murphy in a second. First. We're going to start with Joe Biden, but Chris Murphy actually talks about how it's really dangerous to cross in the desert. That's why we have to create
better crossing points. How about this a hole? How about you don't get to cross into our country if it's illegal. The end I don't need a safer crossing because the the the desert is dangerous. I want a bigger desert and I want moats and I want alligators and all the other stuff that we talked about the other day. All right, let's start with Joe Biden letting us know that he has certain priorities and they have nothing to do with yours.
He's the president again. Watch how much more aware he has. Also watch his eyes while he's wearing this idiot mumble mask. He's staring down at his sheet of paper, which has all of his notes that he's about to sign. He doesn't have the bill in front of him. He's literally reading just a page of notes that are written up for him. He still had no ability to do anything other than teleprompter or read off a script, but at least he's a little bit more virile.
All right, so this is this is Joe Biden to start us off. Today I'm going to sign a few executive orders to strengthen immigration system, building on the executive actions I took on day one to protect Dreamers and and the Muslim ban and to better manage our board. And that's what these three different executive orders are about. And I want to make it clear, there's a lot of talk with good reason about the number of executive orders that I've signed. I'm not making new law.
I'm eliminating bad policy. What I'm doing is taking on the issues that 99% of them that the president, the last president of the United States issued executive orders I thought were very counterproductive to our security, counterproductive to who we are as a country, particularly in in, in the year of immigration. This is about how America's safer, stronger, more prosperous when we have a fair, orderly and
humane legal immigration system. OK, so nothing about what he's talking about is what was going on. He's actually talking about illegal immigrants, which is not the way that you're supposed to come in.
You're not supposed to come here as an asylum seeker, which is to say that there's a political problem in your home country where there is actually credible fear that your government, not people, not the economic situation, not the cartels or the criminal gangs, the actual government is supposed to be coming at you. When I was a kid, there were people that came in and sought asylum in the United States. They defected from like North Korea. You ever heard the word defected?
It means that they came from another country and they took like something of value or they ran away because they were in fear. We had Soviet Mig pilots land on U.S. military bases. We had Russians that came and said, I'm no longer interested in being there. And by the way, if I go home, I'll be killed now. So we have to take them. Political asylum. People did it from Cuba. Political asylum. People came here from China. Political asylum. Political asylum is exactly what it means.
And the abuse of this word is so disgusting. They're supposed to present themselves in the first safe country. That's why if you fly a fighter jet and you come and fly and land on US soil, the last country you were in was yours. The next one you're in is ours. We can take you. But if you land in Venezuela and Venezuela is safe, boom, that's where you stay.
If you land in Haiti 'cause you're bad pilot and you land, you're like Christopher Columbus and you land out there in the Caribbean, boom, that's where you go. That's where you're supposed to stay. You're not supposed to go. Hey, I live in, I don't know, Kenya and I'm going to go to Ecuador and then I'm going to March my happy ass all the way up to the US border and present myself in Brownsville. And then I'm going to try to be in the American, you know, asylum system.
Kick them all out. There's nothing about this that makes any sense. There's nothing humane about breaking our own laws in order to bring these people in. But again, it's all about the framing. And you heard every by the way that those little cards you see him, he was just moving through his little like note cards. That was before they started putting teleprompters in front of him. That was when he was actually in
the Oval Office, I believe. And that was before they created the set where they moved him across the street so he could actually have like a teleprompter right in front of his eyeballs. All right, so Chris Murphy now on MSNBC again over represented. We're going to play this and you guys will get a little taste of his take. Once again, it's all about the children and it's all about
safety and being a nice person. No, it's about you are letting people break our laws and you swore to uphold our Constitution to protect the American people, and you suck. These people suck. Here's Chris Murphy. I despise this guy. Here we go. Senator, does this fix the asylum system or as some are claiming, does this essentially shut down, eliminate the the asylum system in our country? So there's no day in which the entire asylum system is shut down.
What we know is that it is very dangerous for people to cross the border in the desert in between the ports of entry. So what this bill does is say that we are going to set up a process by which people are encouraged and funneled to present for asylum at the ports of entry, right, at places where you can safely manage the flow of individuals into the asylum
system. And then it's going to create a much faster adjudication system, a fair adjudication system with due process and appeals, right, But a system where you're going to get a judgement in a matter of months, not in a matter of years. So we are not shutting down the ability of people to apply for asylum. We are just creating a system that is much more orderly and much more expedient. And Senator President Biden, who supports this bill, and we're waiting to hear from him any
minute now. This is what he had to say yesterday about a specific aspect. Dreamers. And the one thing I am disappointed that we didn't get done in the sentence piece was I think it's about time that we have all those young people who came and now the dreamers. It's ridiculous. Can you imagine? You're 4 years old. Your mom says we're crossing the regression. No, Mom, leave me here. I don't want to go. Come on. What else is going on here?
Can you imagine over here? Of course he's interested in the little kids. Of course he wants a four year old coming over that creep. But here's the thing, it's about dreamers. It's about a functional asylum system. Are you are, are we out of our effing minds right now? I'm I'm so hot about this thing, I can't even stand it. We don't have to have a functional asylum system. That's not what we're talking
about. They're actually conflating the words asylum and immigration, which he used to talk about legal immigration. Then they took illegal immigration and they called it asylum and they're calling it an asylum system. Are you guys tracking this? It's the movement of language. It's constantly this progressive, leftist thing they do. They're constantly doing this game.
They are trying to move the needle so that you now think of the way to come to this country is just show up and try to push your way in. Think about that. At your house, you know who's going to show up? Is that a guest or is that someone barging in? You know how it would go at my house, you try to push your way. In my house, you probably get put down. We're going to put you in one of the little holes in the backyard that my kids dig with the spoons.
I cannot understand how people on the political left are so easily manipulated, and I know that you guys are frustrated and pissed off about this as well. We don't have an asylum system and you can't start it or stop it.
Asylum is based on laws and there is an entire immigration system which is meant to accept people that come here and apply for it. And then on top of that, there's an entire system that is meant to repel the a holes that show up and skip the line because they're not part of the immigration system. They are criminals. They are criminal illegal aliens that have snuck into our country and we should be throwing them out wholesale.
It's been, it's been infuriating since I was a little kid and I wasn't particularly political as a kid, but they assume that you're dumb. Going back into the 90s, I recall that the question was like, what do we do? They're already here. They got houses. Who cares? Who cares if they have houses? Imagine if somebody grabbed a bunch of money from a bank and then they're running out with it, and then they're in their car and they're counting their money and you see them and
you're a police officer. Do you go like, wow, they've got this money and now it's in their hands? No, you rest the a hole and you drag them off So crazy. No memory whatsoever. I see my mom in the chat right now. Guys, that's what's really funny to me. That's the world I live in right now. Let's talk about Dill de Blasio. Look, we're I told you there's a ton of failure. Let's go from that failure to another failure. We'd be we'd be wrong not to. I love this.
I love this picture. If you're looking on a rumble channel, what you're seeing right now is Bill de Blasio kind of slumping and talking to ADHS officer, right? And he's like hanging onto the fence, like talking to him through chain link. And he's got 50 cameras behind him and everybody's getting a picture. It's a great photo op. This is an op-ed published by Bill de Blasio, former mayor of New York, who who screwed it up saying Texas is trying to punish New Yorkers for our border
crisis. There's a better way, bro. I mean, gaslight me harder, please. Can you gaslight me harder than that? Texas is not trying to punish New Yorkers. Texas is saying, hey, idiots, you voted for this, enjoy. Why don't you enjoy a little bit of what we got going on here? He says I'm a Democrat and a progressive, but I also believe it's time for a stronger, more effective border security. No kidding. And then what does he cite?
His time when he went down on a bipartisan delegation of American mayors to the Texas border just outside of El Paso in 2019, when it was not screwed up because Donald Trump was running it. And there the government had a tent city. It looked strangely like a detention camp. Yeah, it is a detention camp. They're criminals, you idiot man. Migrant children disconnected from their families. They were all inhabitants. The temperatures were scorching.
Guess what? Don't leave where you live, where you might have some better comfort and come here and expect something that you don't entitle, you're not entitled to. You're not entitled to that. This is not your country. Nobody owes you anything. You broke the law. You're lucky that they put you in a tent. They could just chain you up in the desert. That's not how we operate. That's not how Americans do it, but man, we're fed up with this thing.
Apparently since August of 2022, Texas has bust over 33,000 migrants, also known as illegals to New York City. He's crying about 33,000 illegal immigrants. Man, there was that in a week in Texas, 302,000 snuck into across the border states 302,000 in December, just last like 2 months ago, a month and a half ago, 302,000 he's crying about 33,000 have come to New York. It has directly cost New Yorkers $708 million. Oh my goodness.
According to Mayor Adams. And that money is desperately needed because they need to put into their schools and their safe communities and their diversity efforts and hiring people that suck. Nope. But the bigger problem it's that the that one state government is purposely penalizing other people in other States and that's UN American. This is the bill de Blasio's take. I almost can't stand it. I actually have to go over to something else.
What I did was I found this clip and I think it was yesterday. This is Mayor Adams talking about how he's going to solve the problem because he's, you know, basically a genius. He's a self hype and an excellent promoter of his own ideas. This is Mayor Adams letting you know that his plan, which includes like $53 million of taxpayer money to solve a problem that they are into, they're super into it. Why are they into it? We know because they're a sanctuary city.
They love illegal immigrants as long as they don't come to their city. Well, guess what? Now it's coming to your city. And his plan was we're going to give them these renewable gift cards. These these prepaid visas. They're not gift cards. They're whatever. They're, they're reloadable prepaid money cards. And he is going to make sure that they get money, you know, because it's cheaper to give people money than to not give people money in retarded
Democrat math. This is Adams talking about it. Apparently $0.50 the the rapper who I didn't even know was still around, but apparently is he's like, this is garbage. Like, what are you doing with my tax dollars? Are you nuts? And then Mayor Adams had to address it. Look at the pretty ladies on either side of him. That's who he's hiring. And here we go. This is Eric Adams discussing his brilliant plan. He's just a smart manager,
y'all. The smartest manager of any business would always give away what he's giving. We'll talk about the numbers in one second here. Let's do it here. We. Go. So I've known on the 1st brush you look at and say, oh, wait a minute, what are you doing? You're getting people cars. But once you dig into the numbers and in the line, you'll see that this was a smart policy shift that we're doing on the pilot project with 500 people.
If this is successful, we're going to expand it even more so that we can bring down, we got to bring down the course 20%. We want to bring down the course and their team are doing their job. So I told $0.50 to hit me up. I would love to explain it to him so that he can go out and do another tweet of saying, you know what? Eric is just a smart manager and now we understand why he was elected by the people of the city of New York to be the
mayor. He may even write a song about me. And I also want to say Joy Ann Reid did a wonderful response to Fiddy. I wish he really breaks it down. So I encourage everybody to look at that. And and as the mayor said, this is a part of a $2 billion up to almost $2 billion reduction in cost that the team has really pushed forward. This is the old like, we're saving money. And if we didn't spend money on this deal that's on sale, then we'd be losing money. But we're actually spending
money. We're going to reduce it by $2 billion by giving away. You heard that the pilot program is 500 illegals are going to get 1000. Dollars a month that's $500,000 they're going to give away a half $1,000,000 because that's what a good manager does They give away money because it's more efficient to give them the money and then reload it later like you don't have to go give them the cards the second time. So luckily they can expand this pilot program and yes is there some self love?
Did he did he go out there and say $0.50 going to write a song about him Great. That's that's hilarious. I went looking. So that was Sheena, right? That was the first deputy mayor who followed up and was talking about whether or not you know, what the plan was and and trying to do another pump job for him. What I have for you is number 1. I went to go try to find that Joy Ann Reid. That's Joy Reid from MSNBC at like I said, disproportionately represented. I went to go find that clip.
I couldn't find it. I found something else that's interesting, but I also got $0.50 response from Twitter, which I'm a throw up here on the screen which is going to read it says I talked to NYC Mayor Eric Adams. He broke down why this pilot program was in place. He appears to be on point and on top of things. Now I want to talk to Kathy Hutchell about the laws preventing him from doing things to make the situation better in New York. Yeah, it's both of them. They both suck. That's funny.
And where is this proposed $2.4 billion she's planning to spend on migrants coming from? Not my taxes, man. Isn't it interesting when you start running out of other people's money and it starts talking out of your money? I bet you $0.50 pays a decent amount of taxes. Ain't that something? I bet he's pissed. I would be, too. He probably pays a lot more in taxes than I do. Probably pays more than you do. Like I said, Joy Reid, try to find this. She's actually still scared just like that.
We need to convict Trump. They're also trying to try to peel away anybody that's black that might be interested in a Donald Trump because Trump is just a smart messenger. And what he did was, is under the COVID relief policies, which were trash. They, you know, they wrote out these these stimulus checks and then he just put his name on them, which is not dumb. It's not dumb. It's a bad plan. It's a bad plan to give away money for people that are not working.
That's not what our government is designed to do. And yet Donald Trump was like, man, all right, well, if you give away money, I'm at least going to be the guy who signs the check because I run the executive and I have the ability to do that. So this is Joy Reid freaking out about that as well because apparently people have, you know, bad memories, don't know anything.
Democrat voters, you can you can exploit the low information voters on both sides, apparently, and that scares the hell out of a Joy Reid. Here's some a little MSNBC panel. I don't know who the hell Sexy Red is, but we're going to hear about this anyhow. Let's go. I am now going to play for you the only I want dudes. Usually I want dudes, but I'm going to play Sexy Red. All right. Sexy Red is a hip hop artist who's very popular. And here is what she said back in last October.
Take a listen. Do you think more people are going to support Trump now and then? Wait or no? Yeah, they support him in the hood because at first I don't think people him like, they thought he was racist saying Luci and, you know, against women. But once he started getting black people out of jail and giving people their free money, baby, we love Trump. We need them back in office. Yeah, that a little bit of free money goes a long way. We. Need them back, baby.
Them checks. Oh yes, them stimulus checks. Trump, we miss you. OK, first of all, y'all had needed to see Stephanie Rose Bay, Theo Von and Sexy Red. That's what. We're going straight, sis. That's what. And the reason I'm telling you that is the. I hear this a lot, ally. Yeah. People have a mis memory. They forget that Donald Trump opposed the STEMI for fought it. Fought it. Long. It was forever. Congress was in like twisting itself into pretzels. So not give people 600 bucks?
Yes. Why? Yeah, because Congress doesn't exist to give people 600 bucks. Idiots. I would fight everybody on that stage once, including the women. I don't know why. I just like I saw you guys in the chat saying how much you hate them. I despise them. They're just the worst. And the, the the fact is, is that you've got these clowns out there mad about Miss Memory. Yeah, well, guess what you guys play.
It plays both ways. Donald Trump took advantage of something, which is that people don't know anything. And if we don't educate our friends and our neighbors, we're not out there telling them stuff, then then they're not going to have any information. And and you could easily change opinions with that. And Donald Trump did it with a stroke of a pen on the bottom of a letter that went out to everybody with their physical stimulus checks.
What I cut away from before you guys heard it was a Joy Reid talking about the unbanked and the underbanked, which the terms that the political left has created the unbanked. Are you shitting me? I just, I can't. I can't right now. However, however, we talk about free money. So let's get to the lead story that we wanted to get into today. I didn't mean to bury it so deep, but we did. The lead story is a complete failure and and maybe now a success story. Why?
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So easy and I appreciate Rose for throwing that in the chat. I thank you so much for doing that. You're always the best doing that, Rose. Rose just got kicked off Twitter the other day. She got kicked off Twitter for escaping a ban from Twitter because she's never been on Twitter. So they assume that she must have been banned. Twitter's a weird place, not a great thing. All right, ready, let's go. Here it is 123 kaboom. And a great story by Jennifer van Laura.
She writes over at Red State. Red State is a great a great publication. You guys can support them if you choose redstate.com. This one says updated after Red State's reporting, which we covered, right. We talked about the money that all that free money for flowers and for limos and all the other kind of nonsense at the RNC was basically lighting your money on fire if you were a Republican donor. After Red State's reporting rocked the RNC winter meeting, Rona McDaniels is stepping down.
And that's what's supposed to happen. What's supposed to happen is if you screw up and there is nobody else that's holding anybody accountable, the Independent Press is going to do it. They're supposed to go out there and find out what's going wrong. They're the ones who are supposed to to look into it. That's what their job is. Hold the powerful to account. It's fantastic stuff.
Embattled Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniels or Ronna McDaniels plans to resign after the South Carolina primary, per the New York Times. They said they're quoting the New York Times. I don't need to quote the New York Times. We're just going to talk what Jennifer has to say. She said the news comes after red states reporting a frivolous spending and misplaced priorities. Didn't we have a whole show called Priorities?
We did rock the RN CS winter meeting in Las Vegas including floral arrangements to the tune of $70,000, consultants at over $1,000,000 and the the conflicting report to the RNC. Now Rona was like basically challenging it and then, you know, she realized that it was overwhelming. And in fact, the sourcing that Jennifer Van Laar had was good enough that she was actually able to rebut the RNC push back, which was obviously Rona Rona, right? In real time. She was able to push it back.
She was like, oh, they're out there messaging that like this is not right. It's really gross. This is the grossest thing people give in good faith because they say, how do I make a change? How do I do something? What can I do that is tangible, that's going to move the needle in this country so we don't have these a holes out there that are trying to redefine immigration as asylum and so on. Well, it must be the Republican Party that's the strongest one. That's who we're going to go to.
So we're going to go to the Republican Party and we're going to give our money. You might give your time, but you're going to give money because you're trying to see better people elected and you expect that they will manage your money properly. This was the scandal, by the way, with Project Veritas, if you guys don't know. And, and I have some inside information there as well that I
don't want to doubt. I don't want to out anybody, but a lot of people from Project Veritas have still reached out to me. Some of them are really decent. And I, I thought nothing but but good people over there that were working under James O'Keefe. The people that work for James O'Keefe, we're almost exclusively like true believers and doing the right thing, doing this kind of reporting. And what happened was, is James was lighting their money on
fire. He was taking, you know, like helicopter trips somewhere to get his boat fixed and stuff like that. You can't do that when you are a nonprofit, when you are taking other people's money to do the right thing. And so in this case, what we saw is $1,000,000 for consultants who I'm sure are their buddies and they're putting 70, you know, plus $1000 for flowers. As stated, you know, you can love flowers, $70,000 on flowers that is coming from other people's money seems like a real
problem. You should be mad about this. Thankfully, this lady is tossed out. She's out on her ass. And you know, she's probably done politically. I don't think she'll ever have another. Nobody wants to deal with this. She'd go work for the Nikki Haley campaign and maybe get funded by Democrats. She did a great job hamstringing Republicans in a lot of this stuff, like a great job.
And so thankfully, this is not going to be the barrier to entry of putting money in places where it needs to be. We need folks who pay attention, who do the right thing and are able to spend money where it's going to move the needle and make a difference. They need to have a much better, you know, interest in that than like themselves. I found so many pictures of Ronna McDaniel. Like, who in the hell is she? Nobody cares. She's not a person that matters. She's not in office.
She's someone that basically is running behind the scenes. And she's kind of a kingmaker in that way. And yet no policy decisions doing a bad job, not good, not good at all. Thankfully outed. And like I said, done because of investigative reporters. If you guys are not following stuff at Red State, I used to spend a ton of time reading RedState. I would read almost everything on Red State when I was on surveillance because I had a lot of time on my hands.
If you have 6 or 8 hours and you just need to sit still and like not be watching a bad guy and listen to a radio and you need to like entertain your mind, you know, crack the window, make sure nobody's sneaking up on you, read RedState. I did that. I read all of them. I used to go through the entirety of the website. I'm like, is there nothing more? I was the I was like Brad Pitt in the in the movie Troy. I'm like, is there no one else? No one else has written anything.
Anyway, here, hold on. What did you guys say? You want no more pictures of Rona? Here she is. It's not Rhonda, it's Rona RONNA. There she is. She's on the screen twice. Why? Because she's waving goodbye both times. And I love it. It's great. It's great for the for the party, honestly. I'm not a Republican, but I want to see the Republican succeed. And in order to do that, we need to have people like that just out. They need to get out, 100% need
to be gone. All right, so we got a couple of the little pieces here. We're going to cover down on a really good story that I almost did something on yesterday and I didn't cover it, but I'm going to today. It's coming from Catholic Vote. So you guys know Catholic Vote is one of our underwriters. They do a great job of sponsoring us. They do an outstanding, an outstanding news feed every single morning.
I don't know why I've blanked on that, but it's an e-mail and it's called The Loop and you guys can get it by going to catholicvote.org. You're missing out. I have to check it every morning to make sure I'm not missing out on something that's quite important. Go and sign up for the loop. Go to catholicvote.org. There's a little give button if you guys want to support the Kyle Seraphin show there. They support us in a big way. Their money is very, very, very aggressively managed.
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give money to something that is doing good work, they need to move the ball forward. Catholic votes a really good one. All right, so the Loop has this in it. This is coming from my buddy Josh Mercer, who is the editor over there. And So what do we have? Internal emails pressure the administration, What administration? The Biden administration, they pressured Amazon to remove books with COVID, quote, UN quote misinformation. I guys, you remember this big push about book banning.
You guys remember this Republicans, conservative, they all want to, they all want to ban books, right? Because they have pornography and we don't want them in school libraries. Jim Jordan put this out. We'll give Jim Jordan his credit when he does it. The weaponization committee was able to uncover some information and it actually, I think it came out of Heritage Foundation, but so be it. Exclusive reporting out of heritage covered here by Catholic vote.
Internal emails saying that they were trying to shut down specific books and Amazon caved. Amazon agreed to pressure that to to White House pressure to not push specific books that they didn't like. And there's an entire thread on Twitter if you want want to go, you can find it's called the Amazon files or it's on Jim Jordan's main profile. It's his pin tweet. It's coming out from I think day before yesterday. They've got redacted emails showing exactly what was going on.
But emails from Amazon and the White House going back and forth saying that we are basically asking you to do the following things. Please, please enforce our policies. And because they're mouthpieces and Amazon does evil things like going after our friend Amy Nelson, they just lost on that. They were also fine with censorship specifically to move a political agenda. They said people can't make their own decisions about what books to buy. This is totalitarianism.
Keeping smut and pornographic material away from underage children is called being a responsible parent, right? That's how you do that, keeping books away that are written by scientists, by doctors, by people who craft public policy and have different takes on that public policy. If you keep that away from American people, it's fundamentally UN American. And I have a major issue with people decided to do that. There's some more over Tyler O'Neill covered it for the Daily Signal.
So you guys can see that. Again, bowing to that pressure to suppress books, anything that was skeptical of the COVID-19 vaccines. And now this is really personal to me because that's one of the reasons why I don't work at the FBI anymore. The Biden administration, they, they, they forced my hand. They said, we're going to more make you do something. And we said, no, we're not going to do that. And then they said, well, then
you're not going to have a job. And we're like, yeah, no, we already said we're not going to do it. Whatever the consequences are, those are on you and you've chosen them. The White House instructed, who is this guy Slavitt? He became Slavitt was one of the individuals that was like basically a contact point. He was a senior advisor in the Biden's COVID response 19 COVID-19 response team, rather so working under the Biden
administration. And he pushed back and basically said everything's on the table and anything could be censored. They were. They found that they were documents that were demonstrating that he played a central role in communicating the censorship efforts to social media companies, including Amazon in this case, and specifically books. Wow. He complained to Amazon staff, Quote, if you search for vaccines under books, I see what comes up.
He's basically saying these are problems, go fix them. They're looking for quote UN quote, manual interventions. Are you guys good with that? Are you good with the White House deciding what books you can buy? Really. How about local government deciding what things are in the library that they pay for? How about parents deciding what books that their kids can have? Do you see the big difference here?
The bigger the government, the further away it is from you, the less likely it is to represent you accurately. And that is a massive problem. It's a really big issue. I can't, I can't see a way out of that. Local government needs to be the thing that handles it, and they need to have the lightest touch possible. I said it the other day on a podcast when we were talking about it. Government is the worst solution to every problem, even when it's the only solution to the
problem. We're not going to have private law enforcement, so we're going to have to have government do law enforcement. We're probably going to have government maintain roads, at least public roads that are, you know, in between jurisdictions. And yet it's still the worst way to do it because government sucks. Government always sucks, literally. It sucks in money and it puts out mediocre efforts.
And if you are a high performing employee, which many of the suspendables were, and you can find it the minute that you start looking for more work, when you start challenging the status quo, when you start trying to get results that you would need to achieve. If you're somebody who came from the private industry and you're like, oh, private industry would look for metrics, results, success, etcetera. And I'm going to do the opposite of it.
When you don't, when you can't and stay with that, you are actually a liability to your colleagues. There's a reason why close enough for government work. It just means a shitty job. It means you didn't do a great job. That's all there is to it. And unfortunately, that's the nature of it now. A lot of it has to do with the education system. I have to imagine we're going to play just a great advertisement. I'm doing an advertisement for homeschooling.
So we'll just do that upfront. This is our, let's see, this is video #8 if you have a difficulty understanding the difference between what a musician is and what a magician is, then it's possible that the education system failed you, or you failed yourself or your parents failed you, or you're just a failure, or you're a young mogul who's on TikTok. So context for this clip, which is kind of our, I don't know if it's our dad joke of the day. My dad joke is actually coming
at the end. This is kind of like, it scares me, but it makes me laugh. I keep telling people on social media, my kids are going to be post apocalyptic warlords. Yours might be too. Yours can be post apocalyptic warlords as well if they are not like this trashy piece of garbage. This woman, this podcast is the the, the little gal here that the young girl, the little white girl who's wearing a little tube top.
She does these really awkward conversations where she like sits in a bed with some stranger and talks and she's fully dressed and she says strange things. She's very like, she's very soft on her touch, but she says like really weird things and and makes these socially awkward moments really fun. OK, so let's watch this. A lot of swearing in this really dumb person. If you're at work, you may want to turn this thing down at the
moment. If you got kids in the car, you may want to skip this completely. So here we go. We're all Dumber in a second here. Here we go. What do you know? That you're a musician. That's why I'm interviewing you today, so I can get to know you. So I'm a musician. What the fuck that mean? Make magic or something? What is Musician? I think that's. I think you're confusing not. Yeah, I'm not no musician. I make music, I make music. And that's not all I do. I make music, I act.
I'm ATV Star too, a young mom. I just really quick. I think you're confusing. I'm not confusing nothing because you, you don't know. You thought that all I was was a magician or whatever the fuck you said. See, that's what I think you think I said. I said musician, not magician. Baby, I don't think. What is that? That's ghetto. I don't think I know. So you you think? I didn't say magician, Sookie, I said musician, and I think you are a musician. No, baby, I do music.
So you just really just really quick for the record, could you say you don't think you're a musician? I'm not a member of that. But then after that you just said I do music. Yeah, I do music. So in other words, you're a musician. No, I'm not OK. Do you see why I set that clip up so much? I know I said I was going to do it a bunch, but man, what on earth? Also, I love this girl because she's a comedian.
She's very, very funny. She does this deadpan back and forth and she's just not going to let it go. Usually she just walks away from those things. By the way, her interactions. My buddy sent that over thinking is ghetto. You also heard that too. No, I don't think. I don't think that's ghetto. I don't do it. Oh my God, we're living in dark, dark times, folks. All right, if if you liked what we had outgoing on today, I've got my favorite.
This is not really a dad joke per SE, but this is your palate cleanser. This is my favorite. I love Morgan Freeman. I've always loved Morgan Freeman. I like things that Morgan
Freeman says. I like the way that Morgan Freeman says it. And whenever someone plays a Morgan Freeman clip, this is what my wife here, especially the last like 8 seconds of this, this little clip, it's long, but I think you will all feel better about going into your weird Wednesday once you've heard it. Or if you're ending your day with us, you're going to feel calm and peace because Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. We love Morgan Freeman here.
Here we go. What do you know? That's not Morgan Freeman. This is Morgan Freeman. You're going to relegate my history to who I am? That's not what I was trying to play either. Where's my Morgan Freeman clip? Oh, it's on #6 here it is. Sorry, Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman was born in 1937. He narrated his own birth saying, leaving the warm comfort of his mother's womb. I'm Morgan Freeman and to the world.
Soon I will make my first poop. One of many in the life of Morgan Freeman. The first time that Morgan Freeman saw himself crying in the mirror, he became old, and he remained that way his whole life. From then on, every time that Morgan Freeman cried, it rained in heaven. When Morgan Freeman makes a documentary film, he narrates it first, and then nature makes it so the only reason that the sun rises each day is because Morgan Freeman narrated that sunrise in his dreams the night before.
The only reason that you're alive right now is because Morgan Freeman is narrating your life as he does for billions and billions of others each day. And when you have a bout of diarrhea, Morgan Freeman narrates it so that you appear noble, at the mercy of nature and a Taco. Morgan Freeman goes through four or five microphones a day because his voice turns them into bars of gold, which he uses to fund his quest to create a real Santa Claus.
Morgan Freeman cannot be cloned because that would require Unicorn tears. Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex when he smiles. A baby simply appears in a field full of kittens. Earthquakes are merely Mother Nature having an orgasm when she listens to March of the Penguins. Penguins didn't exist until Morgan Freeman made that movie. He's that good. If you're having a rough day, think about Morgan Freeman, because he's certainly thinking about you. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman.
Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. And there it is. Those are true facts about Morgan Freeman and a famous YouTube clip that I love and my wife and I held dear to our heart. We share that with you because Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman, it is uplifting. I hope that when you're having a bad day, and maybe you're having a bad day already, just know, I guess Morgan Freeman is thinking about you. It's very nice to think about
that. That makes me feel better as I go through my day and also the dignity of fighting nature and a Taco is quite strong. Folks, that's the show for today. I hope you appreciated that. I like I said, I'll play you some stupid. I'll play you something that's loving. We try to cleanse the palate. We're going to go out there and some of you guys really took it to heart. The the Alpha influencer video that we played a couple times that you need to go out there and make 40K and your side
hustle. I hope all of you are making 40K every single day. Let's do a quick thanks. This is the side hustle that we know about. It's my buddy Gerardo Boyles merch store. You guys can find the suspendables merch at the Dash suspendables.com. Again, the don't forget the Dash suspendables with an S on theend.com. The promo code is Kyle to save 10%. What does that do? I don't know.
It just saves you some money. It's a little bit cheaper than the marked price and if you don't want to save the money, you don't have to. It's going in to keep Garrett's kids working chained to the sweatshop floor or wherever he changed them. I don't know, maybe a desk, whatever. The sewing machines are in the heat presses and we are slamming, slapping out all kinds of suspendables merch. Will there be female suspendables merch? Probably never.
Why asking me, hey, can you get Garrett to make ladies shirt? And I go, no, I can't get Garrett to do anything. He's 62 and 275 and his you keep spelling his name wrong. His name is with one T and you guys say it with two and he even corrects me for that. So ladies and gentlemen, the dash suspendables.com go there and support the Boyle family sweatshop. Support the suspendables sport your merch as you go into the world and you can also wear our pins. Three of those for 30 bucks with
free shipping. Not a bad deal. They look really cool. By the way, if you're not wearing them on a suit. If you wear a suit, definitely want that. Let's do A5 star review and shut it down. Five star review from a new listener, no less. This is from Morgan Gonz, also known as Morgan K Morgan, you're kind of screwed with me here. I don't know which one you are. Are you Morgan K or Morgan Gonzalez? Either way, five stars. Thank you for your service, Kyle.
I happened upon your podcast when I was searching for new conservative content to kick off 2024. Well, thanks for doing it. Says your podcast is one of the best. I clicked on. I click subscribe on rather. And thanks for your great and easy listening podcast. Thank you, Morgan for joining us on our great and easy listening podcast. We appreciate all of you. That's why we do the show. And I hope that you have a wonderful Wednesday, folks.
I will see you again tomorrow on Thursday and God bless you. Be safe and we'll see you very soon. Thanks for listening to the Kyle Seraphin Show streamed live weekdays. On rumble.com/kyle Seraphin. Follow Kyle on Twitter, True Social and Instagram at Kyle Seraphin.