Are you familiar with FBI Special Agents Kyle Serpen? I'm familiar with the name. Is that yes, I'm familiar with the name, familiar with the name, familiar with the name. Let's bring in Kyle Serafin. He's the. FBI whistleblower who helped expose. Government censorship of our First Amendment rights. Now we only have this memo. Because a recently suspended FBI agent called Kyle Serafin brought it to the public. And we're grateful that he did. Kyle, thank.
You so much for joining us tonight. He's the host of something that strangely is called the Kyle Serafish. Kyle Serafi. I can't thank you enough for speaking out. I knew you guys were out there, and I knew it was just a matter of time. But you got a lot of guts put in your face and your name to this. You're doing a service on behalf of the American people. And from the bottom of my cracked and broken heart sometimes, thank you very much.
Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphin. Well, hello my friends, welcome to the Kyle Seraphin Show on this Friday, October the 25th. It's a friendly Friday, so we've got real Steve friend joining us just momentarily. We're going to get into a lot of
fun. But I just want to remind you that we are not on YouTube because we got striked, we got struck and we were removed because I put an AI generated picture of Kamala Harris at the Satanic Temple, which I'm fully confident she would accept and she would go and do because she's not a Christian, regardless of what she says. It's really awkward actually when I hear her talk about it.
I'm not going to cringe you with that, but there are unlimited videos right now circulating the Internet for talking about her pastor and praying and we all sort of believe otherwise. Anyhow, we got removed because you're not allowed to put a picture AI generated that doesn't even look like Kamala Harris with a pentagram in the background on YouTube. That's pretty wild stuff. They're going to adjudicate what is not and what is appropriate in the satire realm.
So they are very, very aggressive. And JD Vance said it. The most important thing that he thinks is going on is about censorship. He said it the other day. I think it's going to be an interesting topic. We're going to bring on Steven one SEC. Before we do, let me say thanks to my buddies at the Patriot Cooler Company. It's Patriot coolers.com. I have not one but 2 Patriot coolers sitting on my desk right now. I just finished this one off. This was water, and that's
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They've been our sponsor for quite a while now. And more importantly, I use them long before I ever had a podcast, long before I ever thought about monetizing anything. These were my people. I was using them on surveillance while I was working for the Bureau. That is what I've got to say about that. Here's my buddy Steve. Friend. Hey bud, how you doing? I'm doing well on a Friday and you're looking spelt and slim. It could be the black. I know it has that effect, but
how is the diet going? Are you heavy on the mad hat jerky? And the bigger question that America needs to know is, are you going to survive National Pasta slash National Breadstick Day? Is that what today is? Yeah, every day is is bread day in my house. My wife is an outstanding Baker.
She bakes sourdough stuff. And so and then for some reason she decided, well, not for some reason, but for the normal reason, she made muffins for our neighbors who just moved in across the street, brought them muffins and then they responded by filling the tin or the little carrier with cookies and brought that back. So it's been a non-stop like temptation fest. I'm going strong. I'm I'm an extremer, you know, I don't do anything halfway.
I got on the scale this morning and I'm I'm a full 8.8 no 7.8 lbs but less blow what I was a week ago so. That's not Ogden's esque. I'm I'm here.
I'm. I'm not really there for the weight loss, although it's an amusing number and metric to kind of keep track of. But I am there for the fitness and by dropping mile times, maybe you and I, I was going to bring this up. I thought about this morning, maybe you and I do the Livestrong marathon in Austin in February. I'll do like the half with you. If you want to run a half, you want to run 1/2. I do 1/2 every day. I know you do.
I'm just saying you want to run the half with me in and we don't even have to. Here's my favorite thing. I don't like to sign up. I just like to go and stand right next to the start line and when everyone's running then I just jump in with a running group that seems right. Just free load 1/2 marathon. I mean, you don't need a $25 free T-shirt. That's. Great. I don't need the T-shirt. I went one time. Shoot, what year was it? Probably probably 2013 or maybe 24/20/13 or 2014.
I ran it with my buddy who was a a physician. He signed up and paid. I waited by the start line. He came in, I just jumped down next to him and we jogged. I kind of paced him out and I got interviewed. I, I was, I was in the pictures from the official coverage of the race as much as the winner of the race because I ran with a rucksack on 'cause I'm a loony and I just got out of the
military. So I was feeling pretty tough and I had a huge 6 foot by 4 foot American flag on a massive flagpole and a couple of side flags. And so they came and interviewed me and they asked me questions and I lied about my name and I lied about what branch of the service I was in, 'cause I wasn't going to give him anything, 'cause I cause 'cause you lie to the media when given an opportunity, that's what you do. That's always this is what you do.
Doesn't matter if it's local or national, just misrepresent the facts. I mean, they're used to that anyway, so nothing that reports going to be accurate. Yes. Now you're kind of a weird dude because you hit me up and you asked me if I covered the Kamala Harris Town hall the other day. Can you tell people why you were disappointed that I already had covered it, at least in some fashion? I was really looking forward to putting my Harris hat on and reacting to the questions that
seemingly were so basic. That would basically be a general interview questions like tell us about your strengths and weaknesses. Can you tell us about one of your weaknesses, Steve? I can tell you my stock answer that I give on every interview and that is, you know, I'm
really bad with names. So sometimes that that is a hurdle for me to overcome and it needs it might come off as rude if I have to ask somebody their name or kind of use context clothes to do it. But I just just this it's the cross eyed bear in my life. And it's good because it's innocuous and it lets the interviewer kind of chuckle and you want them to laugh at you because they won't. You want them to like you because you want to get hired.
And that's something that Kamala Harris has never done. She's never interviewed for a job and been asked the most contrived question and even come up with the answer of like, you know, my weakness is just sometimes I work too hard and the work life balance suffers as a result. But she's pretty much an incompetent word salads
generator machine. I used to tell people that my weakness was that I have this like really overdeveloped sense of justice and it can get in the way of things because I really do. Like, I actually look at I, I get personally offended by things that shouldn't offend me because I see wrong in the world and it bothers me. And that's, and it's consuming. And so like, that's an honest answer, but it's also not, it's not a character indictment. And that's that's how you give that answer.
The answer is what is your weakness? You know, what are you bad at? It's probably not going to be like, whoa, I'm like, I'm really addicted. To to drinking. If I ever drink, I like, I always punch somebody like, you probably shouldn't say that in a job interview, but she's never played this game. The game for the game that I want to play with you though, is if you could ask Kamala Harris one question that she would have to answer honestly. Do you have a question?
When were you baptized? I've got something similar to see great minds think of like I want to know since she's an ambitious woman who's clearly made sacrifices in her personal life for a wet marriage till a later stage in life for wet children. I gots to know what's your body count? How many times have you murdered a baby? And you should be shouting your abortion if that's your ideology. And in fact, it's just a clump of cells. So it's just a medical report, right?
You want Donald Trump's? Just tell us. I think that's totally we're on the same page, but all of these come to the pandering, they all come to the lies and they all kind of come down to this, this, this belief in her, her honesty or the accuracy of anything she does. So this is kind of a little interesting tidbit. You're you're off the mic for a second here, Steve. This is coming from my buddies over at Catholic Vote.
This was in today's loop. The Biden administration proposes free over the counter birth control for everyone with insurance. In other words, the federal government getting an enforcing every insurance provider to fund it, including places that of course you'd imagine are religious. And the second one is there's a group that's called Catholics for Harris or some what is this garbage called? Hold on. They're called yeah, Catholics for Harris.
They held their second virtual rally on the 23rd 2 days ago, featuring 2 speakers that argued that they are deeply, deeply Catholic, that they are deeply principled in the Catholic faith and that a true Catholic must in fact vote for Harris. I, if you guys follow me on social media, you've already seen I put out a priest the other day who actually had the balls to say the thing you're supposed to say, which is it's
non negotiable. The United States Catholic Conference of Bishops have put out their statement and abortion is the number one issue that you should be concerned about if you are backing a party that is pro abortion. And you can't do that as a Catholic, you can't do it as a Christian, and you probably shouldn't be even doing that as a as a conservative if you have any understanding about what
we're talking about. I think that my understanding of excommunication is that you essentially excommunicate yourself, right? By your own actions. And any organization that's standing behind saying that, well, we're actually advocating for the principles of the faith that are diametrically opposed to the principles of the faith. I think they're probably excommunicating themselves. But I also think that the strategy is being employed here.
And I'm, I'm going to make the sports ball reference. So maybe wait, hold on, I'm out of your lane. Here's your space. Where do you go? Boom? This is reminding me of like an elimination game for baseball. So the Kamala Harris got inserted so late in the game that she hasn't been able to have this long general election campaign where she can try one strategy and if it doesn't work, she can sort of maneuver around it and pivot in a in a more fluid way.
Instead, it's the elimination game, right? You throw the pitcher out there, he he gives up a base hit and then goes 3 and on the next batter, you can't afford it. You got to yank them. You can't afford to lose this game. That's why they went joy. Oh, that didn't work, policy wonk. Oh, that didn't work. We're going to bribe everyone. Oh, that didn't work. So literally Hitler. That's that's got to go. That's the that's the closing pitch. And is it, it's Godwin's law?
We're going to cover a little bit about that today. So I'm I'm not I'm not done with touching on the fascist stuff. So you are going to get a taste of some of that. We've got a bunch of clips, but let me throw this up here because I thought this was interesting. Just talking about the faith and morality piece. Last night I was talking to Sean Whitman on our call in show, who is my favorite plumber stash slash blue collar philosopher slash Tolstoy slash weird, weird rabbit hole guy.
And he said something that I hadn't considered. He said Americans in the United Kingdom have to be a little careful. And the reason why is the United Kingdom is Facebook in real life ready. I'm going to show you the evidence then. Then I'm going to let you. I'm going to let you talk about it for me. So here we go. This woman was arrested for praying silently in her head.
Citizens in the UK have actually been arrested, prosecuted and convicted for silently praying outside of abortion clinics. Even organizing a pro-life meeting in your own home may in fact now be a criminal offense. This is a woman who we've probably seen some videos of. She's been accosted by police many times. She doesn't give up on it. She's she's 24 years old. She wears this, this pro-life and proud T-shirt. She's devout Catholic.
She has been out there holding meetings in her flat in Scotland and she's been out there pushing against abortion clinics. She prays the rosary beads when she walks by in front of hospitals that perform this stuff. And she's been arrested again. It continues to happen. Facebook. In real life, you're not allowed to do wrong thing, including actual just. Wrong thing, silently. This is like Black Mirror,
right? And then that show got started from England. It's the fact that the social media and tech took over the way that people thought in the not too distant future. She the wrong thing component here is Orwellian entirely. She's not harming anyone. So I guess the philosophy of law enforcement in the UK is that she's making people uncomfortable. Just the notion that she's out there and that is in front of
their eyes. I think that indicates what they really know deep down, that what is happening is fundamentally evil. So it's. Easier. Just to remove the town crier on that one than to change course. They have to know that, right? They've got to know it. Let's get into some video clips. I've got some fun ones. This is from yesterday. I played it already, but it's a little piece. This was that attack of the literally Hitler move.
This is calling Trump a fascist. We've got some some fun sort of people thinking they should stay on that topic. Some people thinking they should get off the topic, want to play a little bit of it. Also, we got Anderson Cooper getting spicy and using the word bullshit on CNN, which that was a first for me seeing. He's kind of a puff, but whatever. Let's get, let's get OK Town hall talking about John Kelly. We're going to refresh the the
memory of the viewers. And then today we learned that John Kelly, a four-star Marine general who is his longest serving chief of staff, gave an interview recently in the last two weeks of this election talking about how dangerous Donald Trump is. And I think one has to think about why would someone who served with him, who is not political, a four-star Marine general? Why is he? Telling the American people now, and frankly, I think of it as as he's just putting out a 911 call
to the American people. It's a 911 call, Steve. Well, four-star, four stars are what we call a political general. So any sort of notion that they're as an apolitical person and he has an axe to grind against Donald Trump. So take that with a grain of salt. Anything you said there? But do you think that really happened to authority? Right? You know, that's supposed to say we love the troops and whatever the troops say, could be, it
doesn't matter. It could be that we're going to throw babies into the fires to Maloke. Well, the troops said it. We got to back the troops. That's just the closing argument. And she doesn't have anything there. I mean, this, this ultimately it was going to come to this. This is the break glass. In case of emergency, go to Hitler. Yes it's silly, but if you're having to make pitch it does it this early 2 weeks out. I don't I think they're they're in a little bit of a a panic
mode. They might be within the margin of cheating now. You think there was cheating or not cheating in 2020? I never put you on the spot on that one before. Yes, well, I mean, we know that there was even just fundamentally with the, the way that the, the mail insurance went.
I mean, you could say anything about like the, oh, the, the pipe broke and the Dominion machines and we're going to release the Kraken. I'm just saying that we allowed mail in ballots and then said it was the safest, most secure election. And they said it over and over and over again when by definition that means that it's not safe and secure because there's no chain of custody.
So that's, to me means that it was a completely untested way we could do it. Plus, we live in the most advanced civilization ever in the history of the planet. And it took weeks to count votes. And we're going to do the exact same thing. We're going to run it back in Arizona, Phoenix, Maricopa counties, like, oh, it'll take us 13 days to count it. Yeah, just enough time for us to get the printing presses on board if we need to withstand this forensic ballot audit.
Here is Nick Ayers. He was a chief of staff, I believe, with Donald Trump. He's just saying that there's no way that John Kelly would have done this. And all of his proofs sound very reasonable. Also, I'm reading his body language and he just looks really casual sometimes when people are just like, this is bullshit, which is the title of the of today's show when they say it and they know that the facts are on their side. You don't have to oversell it. I don't think he does.
I actually think he he debunks this really well. So Fox News doing a decent job bringing this on. We'll play this real quick. Nick Ayers pictured here with President Trump and Kelly during his service. You see him in between Mike Pence and General Kelly there in that picture on the left hand side. He posted this to X yesterday. Quote. I have avoided commenting on interest staff leaks or rumors or even lies as it relates to my time at the White House.
But General Kelly's comments regarding President Trump are too egregious to ignore. I was with each of them more than most. And his commentary is patently false. He writes. And Nick Ayers joins me now. Nick, welcome. Good to have you on the show. Thank you for being. Here thank. You Martha, we we noticed this when it was posted yesterday. So tell me, why have you decided to speak out? Well, I know the president personally, Martha. He is my friend.
I know his heart. And this unequivocally did not happen, full stop. John Kelly was never too shy to, you know, to point out the senior staff when he differed with the president, often behind President Trump's back. So I can assure you, had those comments been made, the national media would have known. All of us would have known
instantly. Moreover, he was, you know, rarely ever alone with the president, usually Governor Sanders, now Governor Sanders, then White House press Secretary Sarah Sanders, where the staff secretary or other national security officials or myself, among many others, we were all together. So I'm saying with certainty this did not happen. This is only being espoused because John candidate, excuse me, John Kelly's candidate, is
losing, and she's losing badly. They're desperate to change the subject from a wide open border which is wreaked havoc in our major cities and on college campuses. It LED, tragically and awfully, to the death of an innocent young female Georgian out in Athens, murdered by someone who walked freely across our southern border. So that's a pretty good taste of it. What do you what do you make of his debunk statements?
Credible. I yes, but it's also coming from the former advisor, chief of staff to Mike Pence. It's the most Mike Pence way to go about doing this where we're going to actually take the absurd allegation and then have to respond to it and present the facts on the evidence where you should just say like, you're not for prime time really, and just laugh it off. That to me would be the appropriate thing. Be like whoever asked me about this. You're you're a joke, as is this
allegation. And you could even say like as in as is, you know, former chief of staff Kelly, he's a joke. Next question. That's what I want. I do like that he said that if, if it had happened, we would have known about it instantly. I think that's really funny and telling. And I actually, you know, remember the, the Trump administration had a lot of people within it that were really upset all the time. They. Were writing books.
Yeah, while while working there. OK, so I've got an article that came from MSNBC that I'm going to cover real quick. So here it is. Trump says he only hires the best people. This is written today by Ali Velshi, and apparently we're going to have to go back to 2015 when he actually said that. I'm not sure he's made that claim ever since because clearly that's been a little bit of a difficulty. But this is something that I
found very interesting. Trump's White House saw a higher turnover of staff, Cabinet secretaries and senior ranking officials than every other or every president since at least Ronald Reagan, according to Brookings, since the 1980s. And more Cabinet officials left their post under Trump than under Bill Clinton, under George W Bush, Barack Obama and Joe Biden combined. The thing they didn't mention is how many people have turned over in Kamala Harris's.
We've heard like upwards of 60 or 75% turning over in her office. So she's not the president, but she also has a hard time keeping staff. It turns out I just every time they punch something at Trump, it almost always is at least is true about the opponent at this point. And also I think the numbers are sort of duped because of all the people that fled after January 6th, like in the last two weeks of his administration. That's true. They all resigned at from high
level position. So you had interims in almost every single agency. So they just took those stats in the last two weeks and and said, look, it's more than all these combined. It's like, well, he was a lame duck president at that point that certified the election. And then there was this talking point going around that he could be as insurrectionist and those people who are Political Animals and have aspirations to serve in government in the future.
We're just looking around saying, all right, want to jump off the ship? Let's go with all the other rats. That's right, yeah, no sinking ship stuff. Here's another little funny version. This is juking numbers and playing with them. I don't know what's more important, thinking that somebody is a fascist if you're a Democrat and you already hate Donald Trump, or the fact that a ton of people think that pandering is happening.
So let me throw this on the screen here and then we're going to I've got a ton more fun clips. So we'll just kind of get the the paperwork out of the way up front. Half of Americans see Donald Trump is a fascist. This is according to highly credible news. From where is this ABC very
important stuff. This is the paragraph I wanted to actually focus in on. It says half the country sees former President Donald Trump is a fascist, identifying concerns raised in recent days by Vice President Kamala Harris and past members of Donald Trump's own administration, blah, blah, blah. Nearly 2/3 of people say that Trump often departs from the truth, again, more so than say about Harris. They say about half.
It's about 49% say that Donald Trump is in fact a fascist, but they buried in paragraph 2. Harris gets more criticism than Trump for pandering for votes by promoting policy she doesn't intend to carry out, underscoring challenges for both candidates. They were good people on both sides. Apparently her her problem is pandering, which I think is far more offensive than people who hate you already thinking that you're a fascist.
As I said, the 49%. So you're saying that everyone who's going to vote for Kamala Harris thinks that her opponent is a fascist? Yeah. Which? Which moves the needle? How far? How far does that move the needle? Anybody who's really tracking on ABC is already kind of you can take them for granted that what they're going to do. So it's just it's a cannibalizing with their own their own tribe at that point. But yes, the pandering to me it's pander bear season, right,
Wabbit season, duck season. Now it's pander bear season, pander bear and this she is just trying to bribe everyone she possibly can and doing so in a pretty inartful way. I mean, hey, I'm struggling with black men in in the urban areas I'm. Going to legalize weed. It's so racist it's stupid. OK, here's Charlemagne thinking about racist and stupid. Who says that he he made fun of Laura Trump for saying that her father-in-law is is not racist.
There's ample evidence that that's not the case, that he's not racist. He might not be a nice person sometimes, he might be mean to people, but I don't think it has to do with race per SE. Here's a little taste. Charlemagne went on. This is how serious CNN is. They bring in basically like a semi comedy morning radio show host because they need to pander. And so this is a gay white man of extreme privilege. What is he, a Vanderbilt? Is that right? Yes. He's a Vanderbilt.
And a former MTVVJ, Anderson Cooper. Many people forget that, but that's how he got. His also Rachel Maddow with white hair. He's Rachel Maddow as a as a less masculine man and here he is. And he pushes back, which actually gets the black lady in the room, whoever the heck she is. She gets really excited that he says the word bullshit again. I've I have not heard that on ACNN broadcast before, which is why I'm saying it so freely right now. It's kind of amusing.
Here we go. Conversations about it, I feel like I heard more on this network about is Kamala Harris Black than I do about, you know, Donald Trump being a fascist. Well, that am I wrong, Angela? Honestly, that's bullshit. I'm sorry. I like that. That's that. No, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm a huge fan of yours. But to say that we're sitting around discussing is Kamala Harris Black, like I've seen that. I've seen those round table
discussions a lot. Now that's bullshit Anderson for you to say that y'all don't have those conversations. I've never asked somebody is Oh, I'm not saying you after the. Network, he said. The network I. Don't think anyone, I don't think any anchor on this network has been going around saying is she black?
Y'all never had definitely we have had look, I'm sure we have had, you know, nutty people or, or people who have strongly held beliefs who I may disagree with, who somewhere on some panel have said something. But I, you know, I will just eat that for for what I do on the show. I do believe it's important to get people different views points as long as they're willing to have a legitimate conversation. It's what I don't like are surrogates who come out and just about talking points that.
They don't like the talking point surrogates even though they they bring on talking. Point surrogates. He's literally talking to a talking point. Lots of. Opinions, as long as they all assert my belief system yeah, yeah, and the I'm a big fan of yours, Charlemagne is is that like saying you can't criticize me 'cause I have a black friend I. I think that's what he did. Do you think that Anderson Cooper listens to Charlemagne everyday?
Everyday, yeah, for sure. I think he tapes it and he listens to the podcast whenever he's doing his rowing machine in his house or whatever. Absolutely, yeah. There's no question in my mind. No, no, I do not. No, I do not. Let's do a little breakaway real quick, and we're going to say thanks to one of our sponsors, and then we're going to kind of keep continuing on with this, folks. The simple question, is the country going in the right direction?
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moments. They're kind of interested in whether or not somebody should go on Joe Rogan. I, I would adore Kamala Harris's campaign agreeing to it, but there's no way, there's no way that's never going to happen. So this was the question. This is because Donald Trump is actually in, or he's coming into Austin today to tape Joe Rogan. So he's going to be down the street from me. That's kind of funny. There was some helicopters flying, you know, whatever last night.
People were speculating it was related to the Trump visit. So this is kind of a topic that's hit in the morning. You guys can look for Joe Rogan's podcast in a little bit. He's on Spotify. So are we now including where our video is shameless plugs? Here's CNN talking about. Should she have gone on there? Go, apparently, Apparently Trump's going on is going to tape a thing with with Joe Rogan. Do you think she should should do that? I think that she should keep
calling Donald Trump a fascist. And I think that Americans need to keep looking at the rhetoric of Donald Trump because I don't know why we're even thinking about electing somebody who's talking about putting people in camps. I don't know why we're talking why we want to elect somebody who's talking about mass deportation. I don't know why we're having this conversation which about somebody who wants to terminate the Constitution to overthrow
the results of an election. Aren't we supposed to be a patriotic country? He goes on to talk about Colin Kaepernick right after that. But are we supposed to be a patriotic country? No, you dummy, no. We're supposed to be an American country. We're supposed to be a Republic. Yes, like. I'm here for all the deportations. That would be fantastic, dude. And curious about do you think that maybe this was yet another mistake or maybe a strategy?
Because it seems like Kamala Harris's people did the trial balloon of she might try to go on Joe Rogan and maybe never going to fall through on it. Did that pressure Donald Trump to then say, well, I'm going to go on Rogan and then they're hoping he's going to put his foot in his mouth in an extended long form? Conversation. There's no way that two people that basically operate in a comedy space, you're going to have a bad time on that.
Oh, it's going to be. He's going to be a million times more. Better have an answer for the vaccines. He better have an answer. But otherwise, and he's going to screw it up. He'll screw it up. Let's be let's be totally real about that. But he's done Andrew Schultz already. And that was actually a like a very enjoyable thing. Why? Because Andrew Schultz is hilarious and his comedic little stylings there are hilarious. So he did Theo Von, which was
Theo Von is hilarious. Trump was like way too straight on that one. I, I don't think he understood the sort of deadpan redneck comedy of guys who talk about doing cocaine out of their butt or whatever. He wasn't quite ready for that. He's just a little bit too old. But him on Rogan? Rogan is what? He's 50 something years old. And he's in his 50s. He's a grown up Jim Bro audience that might be less inclined to
actually get out the vote. And this is the way, I guess, because I've been railing on the fact that every single political campaign is only about women. This is a way of not saying it. We're going to try to appeal to men. And because men don't like you to say we're appealing to you, we would just be just like, no, I don't want that. This. Is a don't pander.
Don't pander to me, bro. Yeah, well, listen, whenever you want to put someone out there to pander to the white dudes for Harris, you put this guy Ian Sam's, the glow worm. He went on Chris Hayes and was asked the question. Physical Specimen. Dude, he is really something, isn't he? Here we go, enjoy. Can I ask you about Rogan? Was there a Rogan invite to the vice president that was turned down?
Is it something you would you would consider doing given the the size of that audience and given that a lot of the folks that Trump seems to be targeting might be listening? To that. Well, yeah, I think that the vice president's happy to go anywhere and and any place to talk to a broad segment of the country. We talked with Rogan and his team about the podcast. Unfortunately, it isn't going to work out right now because of the scheduling of this this period of the campaign It's.
Just the scheduling it's. Just the schedule. I don't want to go on the largest podcast in the planet, or at least in, in America. No, we we had to prepare for two days to go on NBC for a puff. That guy is a is a meek bottom, like he's prey in any environment. He is like a small dog who an eagle could totally take out of the sky. And should because I don't like the small dogs and I love eagles. I don't like, I don't want them near me.
I want to like, I would want to shoot an eagle if it came at me because I just don't want it to try to take my kids. But yeah, the weakness that just exudes from his body posture, from his his face, from his penis shaped head, all of that stuff, which by the way, people were talking about in the chat. So I just homage to our chat. Hold on, we'll throw them on the screen here for a second. There they are like he's he's such a weird looking. Why would you put that guy out
there? That's baffling. To me, because you're supposed to be trying to get the manly men right? That's why Tim Walz was theoretically put on the ticket the the Hello Kitty 14 year old girl who is Tim Walz? Just he has a baritone voice and loads a shotgun as if he's a Ken doll with no genitals. But that's your surrogate that you put out there. I I do not understand that calculus that went into it. And do you think, do you think he's done anything physical in
his adult life? I'm sure he's carried like a binder if that's what you mean. Do you I I think that he, whatever his. I don't think he carries it like. He's the guy who had the briefcase on wheels, right? Right. I actually kind of despise people that have the four wheels. Sorry people, if you see me in the in the airport and I'm looking at US cons because you have 4 wheels on your suitcase, I'm like, just tip it and carry it like a regular person. What the heck's wrong with you
people Wheeling? Like yeah, I, I just like dude, I carry a backpack most of the time. I I put 80 lbs on my back and walk around just to be weird because I think that being a man equals being able to do physical things in case somebody needs a pickle jar opened or whatever. And I understand undefeated all jars. People in charge are supposed to be of a certain level of intellect. The guy might be high IQ, I don't know. It doesn't really prove it to me in that conversation he has there.
But there is a a base appeal to having somebody who's has a callus on their hands from doing something other than typing. Yes, and amusingly, the attempt is is to just paint Trump as fascist, which we talked about. A lot of people see that being maybe true, but they also think that pandering is a thing. The people that are already in for Donald Trump are never going to be like, Oh well, like, well, if someone said he's a fascist, if John Kelly said it, you know? So here you go making the
argument. This is one of those things that Anderson Cooper probably hates people who have opinions that are diverse, but also not his. Here's what's his name. I think his name is Cher Michael Singleton. If I could chime in, a lot of this stuff, hell, I've been discussing this for over a year now on this network. The needle hasn't necessarily moved against a former president. I'm just speaking as a strategist here. There's a reason this race is is
tied neck and neck. Now, perhaps some people may dismiss it. Perhaps there are other priorities that people are more concerned about. But clearly, that message alone isn't resonating with enough voters to give Vice President Harris a comfortable lead in this race. You have to say I have this in the. But she doesn't for a reason. But. See, it's not that message alone. This isn't the only thing that she's talking about. One of the things that I thought was so. Brilliant.
Tell us what she was talking about, because I will tell you what she because I don't know. I listen. I can understand. It well then you're not listening very well last night what she. Did if I could chime it? She's like, please try to explain it because she doesn't do a good job explaining again, I've got, I've got the evidence which I make the argument. It doesn't move. They're saying it on CNN. This is actually the real piece here. You have any reflection on that little?
Just that his commentary, being a political strategist was, well, it's neck and neck and she doesn't have it to say that this is in the bag. So it's, it's from the perspective of she should be winning or at least winning more comfortably. That's what CNN is presenting, not the fact that neck and neck means that either side can win. Well, and, and for whatever it's worth, Shermichael's a Republican strategist, so he's kind of like the voice of sanity
there, which is interesting. And then you heard, I think his name is David Urban. And I was like, yes, please tell us what the heck is this lady saying, 'cause when you listen to the word salad, it's not always obvious. This is where the rubber meets the road. Like regular dude with a gaming headset sitting in his basement, you know, or in his bedroom with his bed in the background, which is ill advised when you're on a Zoom call.
They did a Zoom call in Pennsylvania, which is a swing state, and they did a Zoom call of undecided voters. Where are you at? And you're going to be shocked. Godwin's law at play, including the corollary that I discussed yesterday, which is that if you eventually all things go down to calling someone Hitler, but when you call someone Hitler, you've lost the argument. You've basically surrendered the high ground. So here we go.
I, I, I, I just, I can't. I think part of the reason why I'm being pushed towards Trump so strongly is that I, I find that the Democrats on the left just keep going straight to Hitler all of the time with everything like it. And if it's, if it's not, if it's not the left pushing Hitler, it's the right pushing Stalin. So it's like we're fighting World War 2:00 every single day for, for every single election. So it's just, it's so it's so
exhausting. I think it just detracts from, it pushes me away from their position. And it, you know, it's so hyperbolic that it makes it impossible to have good discussions. And I think it it ruins the discourse. Does anybody think it's it's valuable or, or or something you want to hear from the vice president? Anybody raise your hand if you think this is a something that's important for her to be talking about?
Anybody zero out of nine? The swing voter that he was articulating the exact what we see when we see the glow warm up there. Not a shred of principle at all. You know, I'm a swing voter, right? I'm just going to walk squarely down the middle of the road. I can't take a position on this. It's just too hard to, you know, do we take away all the guns or not? I mean, that's it's a coin flip to me. I can't make up a decision. Do we murder all the babies or not? I don't know.
It's just too difficult. Like that's a not a person, that's not a a real construct. OK. The only undecided voters are people who probably share values with one candidate but are just not decided to vote. It's the undecided, if I'm going to vote voter. I tend to agree with you, but that doesn't stop the shaming which can happen, which is some of my favorite work. Let's see here. I've got a couple other little funny things. Jon Meacham is a presidential
historian, so we're told. I don't know how presidentially, historically he is, but he said that we're actually not doing a referendum on any of these people. We're actually doing a referendum on ourselves. This is like the argument that when you disrespect Dre, you disrespect yourself. I think this is like a straight out of Compton sort of argument. I don't know how this one flies, but here you go. Far left MSNBC pitching that you're a piece of garbage if you like Donald Trump, let's see
where that moves. That only plays to their base. I don't know why. I guess that's what they do anyway. People are dumb. Here we go. That's exactly it, You know, but Vice President Harris isn't on trial here in the same way President Biden wasn't on trial when he was running. We are the American people are on trial.
And if we choose, if it's efficient number of us and a sufficient number of states choose to ignore the evidence that, as the Bible says, those with eyes to see and ears to hear can detect, then there's no, we have no excuse. We might have an explanation, which is that for a series of reasons, people are not holding the Republican Party and the nominee of that party to rational account.
And I think that this is a test of citizenship in a way that certainly you'd have to go back, I think, to both the 19th century and the civil rights era to find anything equivalent. But look at all those books in his background and he mentioned the Bible. Does that mean he's saying the? Truth. He he's written several books where he's talking about the gospel and the the religion of the founders. He wrote The American Lion. I think that's his big one about Andrew Jackson.
But you don't have to go back to the civil rights or to the founding or to the civil war. It's basically a pretty stark contrast. I mean, I don't think anyone could accuse Donald Trump of being a far right conservative ideologically. I mean, he's, he's probably more in line with like Rudy, Rudy Giuliani in New York City as the mayor. Yeah, the checks. I mean, he's a populist. He's not a conservative. Kamala Harris is a Karl Marx leftist.
So do you want San Francisco today or New York City in the mid 90s? That's a great, that's a great comparison. I like that. And I think it's fair too, because it it actually calls out what it is and honestly the argument in. New York is like Liberal Democrats enclave but at the same time like if you wanted to be on the street corner and be shouting Bible verses you weren't going to get arrested like the woman in the UK. That's right.
That's exactly right. There's this this weird argument being pushed like that. It's about faith, that it's about somehow, it's about religion. And like I said, this sort of like hokey version of her speaking at a black church comes out. Catholic vote is one of our sponsors, but this is the president of Catholic vote who I like a lot. Brian Birch is super good guy. He went on Fox digital. He was on Fox on their on actually. Let me let me switch clips here. I was going to switch that up.
I think stand by. Let me grab a different clip here because I downloaded it late and I wanted to do it. Think they did a little piece with RFK Junior that I think is a value. So let me throw this up. Disagree on many issues, but we must find a way to love our children more than we hate each other. I hope you'll join me in supporting Donald Trump. Right. Worthy guy.
No, Robert F Kennedy Junior sending a message to Catholic voters in Pennsylvania as latest as the latest Fox polling shows the Harris campaign is struggling to win over that key voting bloc. Joining us now is Catholic vote president Brian Birch. Good morning to you, Brian. Good morning. Good. Morning. So they spent $250,000 on that ad. It's a Catholic vote. It's directed at the Catholic voters or all voters, I should say, in Pennsylvania. What's your what are your
thoughts when you watch the ad? Well, I think Robert F Kennedy Junior is coming to the same conclusion of many Americans, and that is that Kamala Harris and the Democrats pose a real threat not just to Catholics, but to fundamental freedoms and to the future of our country. You know, the borders and chaos. We have wars around the world, our economy is still hurting people, and our children are sick, and something needs to
change. And I think Robert F Kennedy is speaking to some of the deepest concerns of many American voters. Yeah, so many Americans that I talked to are saying they're they're praying for this election. And it's a tale of two cities, really. When you see them on the campaign trail, when you hear Kamala Harris react to someone in the audience talking about how Christ is king and JD Vance reacting to the same messaging, vastly different.
Listen to I think we have sound bites of both of those two rallies and how they reacted. Listen to this. All right, so we know what they said. We know how that works. JD Vance accepted, he said
you're absolutely right. And of course, Kamala Harris said you're at the wrong rally, which is telling for someone that claims to be a Christian. Again goes back to our question, how many babies have you killed and when were you baptized, which you claimed to have been growing up in a church that was a black church somewhere in Oakland? And RFK, he's a different appeal. He's brought over a different base of people. He's a totally imperfect messenger as.
Well, he's not, yeah, he's not a pro-life advocate, correct. Or at least pro-life within the womb. I think he's pretty strong on vaccines and and. And health. Yep. And. He would use the levers of power within the government to give you like government food, which I'm not a big fan of, but I understand the sentiment at least behind it. I, I might disagree in the policy, but I think it comes from a place of compassion for people and for young lives. It's definitely a new coalition.
The the parties have realigned, so the Republicans are are going to welcome in the RFK junior wing, the Tulsi Gabbard wing. The only question then is are those people going to have access to power or are they going to be kept sort of in their own little silo of lane that they can influence in a way that I think you and I would probably agree is a good thing. Like RFK in charge of Health and Human services.
OK. I don't hate that Tulsi Gabbard trying to like take away the the administrative state or, you know, the the Intel state, OK. But I don't want her anywhere near abortion policy. Your gun policy. Right. I don't trust her yet at all. And she's, you know, she's conservative or she's a Republican now. She said you can be part of any party you want, just doesn't make you conservative. They both kind of made that argument.
So this is the thing that I like about my friends at Catholic Vote, because I think they're bright. I think they're willing to partner with people that get the message. They're pragmatic, which is the key, but they're very principled. So they're going to only associate with this guy on the messaging, which is that, you know, we need, we need to love our children more than we hate each other. I think that's a great message. I think it's a solid message.
RFK ended that little piece they did with her. It's really funny. She mentioned about the ad buy. The ad buy, as far as I know, was done by Catholic vote. So she was talking to the guy who actually did the ad buy on Fox. Fox says they're really bad readers. Don't. They just don't know. They don't know what the hell they're doing. They're pretty though, I guess if you're into like, like, you know, kind of ditzy blondes. End of the day, Brian Birch is a great messenger.
And so anyway, for those of you that are wondering, like, you know, you always associate with this group, how do you, you know, who are they? That's the guy behind the guy. He's the one who founded the organization. He's, you know, a personal friend. We've gone and spoke together and he's a regular dude. He's a smart dude. He lives in Chicago behind enemy lines in a lot of ways, but it's from America, which is kind of nice. We actually went to this.
We used to live in Dallas at the exact same time. He went to college when I was in like middle school or high school working through kind of an interesting little, little story there. But the other thing that brought up because I was thinking about the guys over at the Catholic vote who are very pragmatic and very conservative and legitimately conservative and legitimately Catholic. People were hitting me up in the comments today on my on my social media. And they were like, well, but
what about the Pope? It's like, first of all, I'm not the church and neither are they, but Catholic vote, I think at least the people that I know in Catholic vote, the people, maybe not the organization just like me. Really wish the Pope was Catholic and then we would all feel better about it. So we have the same thing. We wish RFK Junior would go back to being Catholic and realize that the Kennedys, the position on abortion is wrong. And so you know, you, you use people where they're at.
I think God works through people in very mysterious ways and often chooses very imperfect vessels to do his perfect plan. And you and I are examples of that in many ways. And I know Garrett feels the same way about it. I've got more to this. You just brought up sort of that that pragmatic approach. I'm going to have you reflect on libertarians while this lady who is she really gets on my nerves. I hate liberal like white ladies. They bug me. This lady, I think she's a
conservative. Let's talk about that in a second. Let's play it first. Am I right to say there's a new breed of conservatives? I think I'm one of them. I'm not religious though I have no issue with those that are. I am pro gay rights because I feel like you should be able to love who you love. If you want to do your 420 stuff, by all means go for it. As far as women controlling their own bodies, I feel like for the most part, up until a certain point they should have
that right. I don't want men in the women's bathrooms. I don't want my daughters facing off against boys in sports. If you want to take a poke in the arm, by all means go for it. Just don't make me do it. I am pro 2A. We love our Pew pews in this house. As far as border security is concerned, I think there needs to be a tight border, but I also think there needs to be an easier way to citizenship for those that are law abiding. That is, I am pro school choice.
I think that should be left into the hands of the parents. Parents need to be in control of their kids health care. If you are a transgender adult. I have 0 issue with that but leave the kids alone. Mental health is an epidemic and it needs to be addressed. For the most part. I am very live and let live. If this resonates with you, comment and tell me where you're from. She's advocating basically the Dave Portnoy and he's on to the left right there. So there's no Plumb line there.
They're they're major libertarian perspectives. Are I want to live in the ability to live in absolute debauchery and not have any consequences for that because I want to be supported in that regard. And I don't want to be judged for that because we can't have shame in our culture. I just want tax cuts with it, which the ultimate question is something you like to pose then what are you conserving? There's there's no ideology,
there's no principles there. You know, it's just the free market is good in itself just because even though the free market will produce whatever the demand is, the demand might be for child pornography. If you don't have moral sentiment, the second volume of that, then you're going to have absolute debauchery just with tax cuts, which is what she
wants. What's weird is my friend Dexter Taylor, who is now in prison and serving time for exercising the Second Amendment rights which pre exist the government. He says it's an incomplete philosophy. This woman is talking about being a libertarian. That's what she is. She's not a conservative. The problem is, is that words have meanings and when we get away from them, we talk about our democracy.
When we have a Republic, when we say things that don't actually have the meaning that the word stands for, then there is no ability to have a discussion, particularly in politics where words have very specific meanings. I just find it very interesting that the quote UN quote new breed of conservative is out there, but it's populist live and let live 1990s everybody. It wasn't just the left or the right in the 90s, by the way, that was everybody live and let
live. It's. Austin, it's Austin, TX I want to live like I live in California, just with lower cost of living and and no taxes. Right. But 20, but only in like 2005. True. You've got to go back about 20 years because Austin today is like homeless people pooping on the street, which is just like they've gotten, they've gotten the inevitable. Freedom of movement, That's the freedom of speech, right? That position, that lady's position is 20 years before she realizes, oh, that actually
isn't good. I actually have to go the further out, which means I have to have a religious belief. I have to have a foundational founding principles that under root. Why I think this way because otherwise you end up in insanity, which is how we got here 20 to 25 years ago. We were where she is. She's pre enlightened is what I like to say. I think like people like that, there's what they're either going to get retarded or they're going to like they're going to
open their eyes and see. The whole they're on the edge of something. Yeah, yeah, she's on the. Cusp right which way it's going to be I I I don't know, I feel like you just you want to go out to her and just grab her and she's like you're so close you're so. Close. I want to do that to a lot of people, but I grabbing women in public and shoving them the right way is not generally advised unless there's like a bus coming for them. No, you will wind up in prison.
And even if there is a bus coming, particularly if you live in like New York City, they'll probably put you on trial. For sure, dude. Like you can't just save people by smashing them. Some of the funniest things about the stuff that's going on right now is just how stupid. Like I said, we're, we're utterly unserious. We have, we have presidential surrogates going out like like Barack Obama, guys who've already been in the office, They're saying things that are true and we're watching.
You chuckled as I played this earlier. For you, the the Trump campaign is literally just chopping up pieces of Kamala Harris saying things and and Bill Clinton and Obama and then just saying I approve this message. Here's a little taste of like how silly and stupid this stuff is. This is why they can't get any traction, I think, and why the fascist thing's not going to go anywhere because there are actual issues and the issues are
out here getting destroyed. Too many folks here in Georgia and across the country are struggling to pay the bills. We all know the price of everything from housing to healthcare to groceries is still too high and it hurts. I'm Donald J Trump and I approve this message. But. I love it because I can't stand Barack Obama. You know when he's dropping his GS in Georgia, he's got to do it. He's got to. He's got to have the Southern
twang. The guy is from Illinois and Hawaii and he is the poster child for. He's so folksy, though. He's so folksy. All right, here's a guy that's not pandering. I think this, I think JD Vance, I, I wish JD Vance was running for president. Honestly I like him better than Trump by a lot. More than beard than anything else, I think, for you. Yeah, it might be a bearded dude, but he's just smart. That's the thing.
I just like smart people who know how to do things and speak extemporaneously without sounding like a complete, like, babbling, you know, monkey head, like, we've got some on the other side. So here we go. He's having a discussion with Chris Cuomo, which is an interesting thing to do. Jim Bro Chris Cuomo, who, you know, almost, almost perished during the COVID crisis. What was the crystals that his wife did because she was some sort of Mystic? I can't remember who the heck
was I telling? I was telling my mom to get some crystals the other day and she was like, what? She has some like weird foot bath that like draws toxins out. But I think it's just a biological reaction. It's, I think it's a chemical reaction that changes color based on like whatever's on your feet. So now we have water full of this. She's like, look, this all comes out of our body. And I'm like, it doesn't come out of your body, mom. It's just a reaction with like something on your skin.
My. Eastern European wife putting mustard on the kids feet. I'm just it's not a it you sometimes you. Put like the onions under their pillows and stuff. Does she put onions under the pillows? Potatoes in the water and smell in the water and baking soda and butter on burns and yeah, lots, lots of she's like, they're homeopathic. I'm like, they just, you had that because you were poor, because you lived in a terrible third world country.
They had an invented medicine where you're at right there. All right, Anyway, crystals. That was where we went there. So JD Vance talking to Cuomo talking about this thing, he's he hits on the housing crisis and here's the reason why I like him. He's easily able to take something that is really none of the federal government's business, which is to say whether or not housing is affordable, like get the hell out of it.
But he doesn't tell people, hey, you're too dumb to understand the federal government can't get involved. He pivots to the issue that they are going to hammer on, which is the the border and immigration. So I think this is masterful stuff. This is how it's supposed to be done. This is like the kind of politician that I remember being good at being politicians and good for him for saying so Here we go.
What specifically can you tell the people at home and in in this room you could do as vice president with President Trump to make housing prices decrease? Yeah. So first thing is I want to thank all of you for being here, Chris, thanks to you and your team for hosting. I think it's an important conversation.
And hopefully I can persuade some of you to vote for President Trump. But but at the very least, I just appreciate you caring enough about the country to pay attention and to to to listen to the answers that I'm giving here for the next hour. But let me let me think. When we talk about housing, it's useful to talk about two separate sides of the housing problem. There's a supply issue and there's a demand issue.
OK, So the supply issue is we we don't build enough houses for the people that we have in the United States of America. And there are complicated reasons why we don't do that, right? One is that energy prices are too high. So if we drill, baby drill, open up America's energy markets to lower the cost of energy, then we make it easier to build houses. There's also a lot of stuff that we do on the regulatory side, both of the state and the federal level, to make it harder
to build homes. Organizations like NEPA, which make it harder for the United States to build. And I always remind people that our ancestors went to the moon with pocket calculators and slide rulers. And now our government makes it way too hard to build the homes that we need. Now, that's the supply side of it. I think most people actually agree with that. I think you've asked most Democrats, they'd probably agree with what I just said.
What I'm going to say about the demand problem is a little bit more controversial, but I think it's just as important, which is that when you let 25,000,000 illegal aliens, and I think that's the number that we have in our country right now. When you let those folks in your country at the level that we have, well, you got to put them somewhere, right? They have to live somewhere. And that means that those are homes that aren't going to American citizens.
In other words, if you you take a neighborhood and you add hundreds, or you take a city and you add 10s of thousands, or you take a country and you had 25 million people competing against Americans for scarce homes, that's going to drive the cost of housing through the roof too. There's more to it, but. He's the most effective surrogate within the Trump space because he's able to articulate complex ideas in a simple way, which means that he's the most advanced form of intellect,
right? Like you have the the simpleton, you have the person who's like really smart but can't explain it. And then you have the JD Vance types who can take a very complicated issue and break it down and say and explain it to the simple person. And that's why I think he's probably one of the most effective VP selections that I can ever remember for having the being the surrogate and the messenger for the for the campaign itself. I totally agree with that one.
The other option is you could try to shame people and tell them they're uneducated and dumb, which is what cerebral and obnoxious publications like the Atlantic do. So not only is Trump literally Hitler, now we're going to talk about the fact that Latinos and blacks are just dumb and uneducated and that's why they think that Trump is good. So this is another pitch. I don't know how it's going to work out for him, but let's just play it real quick.
Sometimes you you listen to these things and you go like, dude, don't just don't put assholes on the screen if you think you're going to like. But I guess this is playing to their base supposedly, but the sharpest. Divide in our politics today is education. It's whether you have a college degree or not. That is the likeliest determinant of whether you're going to vote Republican or Democratic.
And that's why we're seeing larger numbers, and I met some of them in western Pennsylvania of Latinos and black voters who are moving toward Trump. So he's basically pitch is that you're dumb, so you're going to vote for my preferred candidate's rival, which is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them. However, I don't think. Straight out of our chat. Straight out of the chat. I don't think that a lot of people are reading the Atlantic and Western Pennsylvania because
they're just too dumb, right? They're they're more worried about putting food on the table and you can see if they can get some overtime or, you know, can they get out of the house that they're in and maybe upgrade because having another baby, they need a little bit more space. And wouldn't you know it, housing prices is through the roof. There's just nothing available. That's a guy who doesn't consider those sorts of like real life concerns that average people have.
Most people are average that I know. Everybody thinks that they're a special snowflake. You're really not. Some of us are special snowflakes. You're a special snowflakes, Steve. I am well, I have been told that by members of Congress who didn't call me again. OK, here's I'm going to cut away from you. I'm going to show this because I think this is the last little piece we got to continue. I keep showing evidence of this. You guys are seeing it. It's gross.
The steel is pending. Here's how we know. CNN says election workers must prepare to handle quote concerning list of poll washers who could disrupt the vote. They specifically cite a group of Republican GOP type poll watchers in a suburb of Milwaukee who contested every single mail in ballot which pissed them off and they had the
police come and remove them. But basically, it's over and over again that we need to realize that election integrity, which has been the centerpiece of the Republicans messaging, but not any of their actual actions. That's actually just BS. There's nothing really wrong with the elections. So please accept that things are, they're just there, everything is OK, they're doing things right. It's the most secure thing in the world. And by the way, it's totally
normal. But it's going to take us like a couple weeks probably to get this stuff out because we got to go slow. You know, we just can't. You can't expect this to count ballots immediately. This is probably the biggest mistake from the Republican Party nationally, because I've gone around, I've done a lot of speaking events and people have their own passion projects for the most part. The biggest one that everyone is super fired up about across all these different states I've gone
to is election integrity. There's an appetite for that. They could have appealed to those people and gotten them even more galvanized and set up an actual system or a strategy to go about doing it. But instead they just sat back and thought, well, we'll just, we'll just turn out the vote higher and probably win. Because they're not really interested in fixing the problem. Because Republicans aren't really interested in doing anything. They just get elected to be
something. Luckily, Michigan's going to go ahead and message right up front that this is going to take a little while. This is the Secretary of State who handles their election and who is at MSNBC running cover for what sounds like another 2020 and 2022. There will be no surprises. We didn't do anything, so we should expect the same result unless we're insane. We all remember just how tight Michigan's results were in 2020. Biden won by three points, ended up being more than 154,000
votes. But there was this red mirage which made it look like Trump was up on Election Day because the absentee and the early votes weren't processed. Michigan changed its vote counting rules since then to start counting absentee ballots earlier. So how soon can we anticipate results this time around? Well, first of all, I would push back on the notion that 154,000 vote difference is a close election. I mean, how do you make up in any recount situation with for
154,000 votes? It's never been done. And that's why the Trump campaign did not even bother to request a recount, right. But what we've done since that time is we are allowing for early processing of the ballots. And that means that, you know, the it's not that the votes will be counted. It's that the ballots will be processed, you know, several days early before the election, which should allow for election results to come back a little
sooner. But I think it's important to note that not all communities have decided to pre process. And in fact, the city of Warren, which is the third largest city in the state of Michigan, has elected not to pre process. So results are not going to come in immediately after the election, but they should come in much, much quicker than before. We've already had 1.3 million absentee that have been, you know received by their clerks.
So I do see the results coming in faster than they have in the past as a result. But it's. We all remembered. She's a evil person by the way. She's paired up. She paired up with the attorney general of that state to start and threaten prosecution against people for going online and saying, hey, just so you know, the the polling location got moved. That's what's going on in Michigan. And you have Arizona Maricopa County that says 10 to 13 days after the election. That's Phoenix.
That's one of the richest areas in the country. But we've made these things so complicated because in the Gray allows for the frauds to happen, which is why I'm I'm on your your same line of thinking here that fixes in they just needed to have not a dementia human Roomba patient there to justify because after seeing his performance in the debate. Oh come on that guy got 80 million.
Come on, give me a break. Well, I mean the imaginary pumpkin measure word salad manufacturer is an upgrade to that enough to be the transformational candidate because she broke the glass ceiling. That's the going to be what we're here. We're we're going to be here as good. As. Hillary Clinton, kid. Yeah, she's not even as good as Hillary though. Let me let me throw this out there.
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OK, pallet cleanse for the day. You want pallet cleanse or you want to do the five star review? Let's do a review. OK, review. This one's actually pretty funny because it has to do with people. Some folks were complaining about the fact that the Rumble feed fell and we're having some issues either with the encoder on our end, the encoder on Rumble's head. It's hard to say, I'll know after the fact, but if you're watching this, you have multiple options.
You can go to locals, you can go to X, you can watch us on Twitch. If you're one of these people, like there's like one person that does that for some reason. We're on Facebook until we get banned there. So on here we go. This is from Lou Sassel, an excellent show on Spotify. Rumble continues to shit the bed with ads and then the feed ends coming from our episode 2 days ago. So very a very timely 5 star
review. I like someone telling me you have an excellent show but also the people that are holding onto it suck so. That's kind of toenail fungus. Ads are just a little bit much. They are a little bit much. I've got two things let's talk about. We're going to go into the past. Our palate cleanse is not humor. It's just like kind of a a thing for you to think about as you go into the weekend. This is from 2006. We just talked about some of the weird things, the election
questions that we had. You used to be able to talk about that. Even CNN did. And this is 2006 CNN Little Play. Enjoy this. Was on the board of directors. The Chavez government gave Bizda, Smartmatic and another company a $91 million contract to run voting machines for the 2004 election. The next year, the owners of Smartmatic, primarily owned by Venezuelan businessmen, bought Sequoia, one of the top electronic voting system companies in the United States, for $16,000,000.
Smartmatic is a labyrinth of international holding companies owned by Venezuelan businessmen. Smartmatic Group Envy of Curacao, Netherlands Antilles owned Smartmatic International BV of Amsterdam, Netherlands owned Smartmatic Corporation of Florida, which bought Sequoia Voting Systems of California, USA. When Smartmatic bought the US voting machine companies, the US government did not review the
sale. Many experts say those voting machines were manipulated in Venezuela to give President Hugo Chavez a victory. Exit polls done by the US firm Penn shown in Berland had Chavez losing 41% to 59%. But the next day Chavez declared victory, reversing the score, saying he won 59% of the vote. Everything was computed in the favor of the government, so the the the only explanation is that the Smartmatic machines had been programmed in that way.
A Harvard mathematician crunched the numbers on the Venezuelan election. It had had to be the Smartmatic system. All these machines talk to a central computer and report on their results and in in that in that mechanism as they communicate. With the center. The central machine can report anything. Smartmatic is technically based in Boca Raton, FL, but the president of the company, Jack Blaine, testified to the Chicago City Council fewer than a dozen Smartmatic employees work in Florida.
The majority of the workers are based in Venezuela. Yeah, people used to actually be able to talk about this stuff. Just present facts, do an investigation, and then let the people decide if that is necessary and in relevant information. It's pretty, it's pretty well. Yeah, we used to be much less ridiculous, and we even had people that we don't like, don't agree with, didn't want an office saying things that were not retarded. So we're going to go out in a very unusual way.
We're going to head into the weekend, Steve, with a sayonora from Hillary Clinton. Don't. Don't cringe. You'll yeah, you can cringe. So I think we got to have tough conditions. Tell people to come out of the shadows. If they've committed a crime, deport them no questions asked, they're gone. If they if they've been working and are law abiding, we should say here are the conditions for you staying. You have to pay a stiff fine
because you came here illegally. You have to pay back taxes and you have to try to learn English and you have to wait in line. That sounds like she needs to put on a Red Hat, right? Bro immigration hardliner Hillary Clinton. Running for Senate in New York? Yep. That's how far we've gone. And that's why that soft version of everybody can just do their own thing and live your own truth. And if you just want to be an adult and dress in a dress and you're a dude and you, then you
just want to enjoy that and. I like the Pew pews though. I mean, I like Pew pews. I got it that that is my most if that's on TikTok, I'll never be on TikTok because I'm never going to call it that. I'm because I'm not a homosexual and I don't understand why you would do that if you're a heterosexual male. It's bizarre. In fact, I know most of the gay guys I know don't want to call it that either. It's too gay for them. No, it's only appropriate in Lego Batman because it's
clearly. It's hilarious in Lego Batman though. Yes, it is. Yeah, actually, which is a winner. Anybody who has not seen that? If you've never seen kids. That is totally appropriate for adults. Bring kids around so that you can justify watching it and then giggle yourself to death 'cause it is quite, quite funny. Anyway, that wasn't that far ago. You and I were adults of voting age when Hillary Clinton was saying things like that. And that's how far this country
has fallen. And anyway, that's my argument to you, that at this point everything we're living in is bullshit because it used to be a disagreement about policy and now we've just gone so far off the rails that we don't even make any bit of sense. Why don't you tell people what's coming up with the AMRAD? I'm going to give you the full screen here and I will say goodbye to everybody. Join us tomorrow for the American Radicals podcast on
rumblerumble.com/amrad pod. Garretta, Boyle and I are going to be there noontime Eastern talking about the age of confusion, how we are putting a man in jail for killing someone who was raping his little girl, and contrasting that with elected officials who write strongly worded letters because they're Uber mad that their health care is paying for abortion. So age of confusion. Join us noontime on Rumble. And as always, guys, have a great weekend. Thanks buddy.
I really appreciate it. I hope you have a great weekend too. We'll see everybody real soon and thanks for jumping on with me this morning. Absolutely. All right, folks, that is it for today. Make sure if you're interested, you sign up with our local channel where we're going to put all of the articles that we put up there. I'll probably throw up some of these clips, especially the ones from Hillary Clinton, because isn't that something?
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weirder stuff. He's got some weirder things that are pending, but I think he's going to wait till he's off probation, which is probably smart. That's all I got to say. Get off the social media. Go out there and meet your neighbors. Give your spouse a hug, love your kids. Try to act like a regular person. Encourage people not to use the words wrong. There is a thing called conservative. If you're one of those and you listen to the show, then don't let other people fudge the definition.
It's yours, you get to keep it. That's what it's about. When you could conserve it. All right until that time, God bless you. I will see you guys after the weekend. Have a good one. Thanks for listening to the Kyle Seraphin show, streamed live weekdays on rumble.com/kyle Seraphin. Follow Kyle on Twitter, Truth Social and Instagram at Kyle Seraphin.