Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender and recovering FBI agent Kyle Serif. Hello my friends, welcome to the Kyle Serif show. Today is Friday, it is July the 5th and we are coming off the 4th of July strong.
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We're going to make fun of some of the things that need to be made fun of. We're going to have Steve friend talk about his phrase that I have adopted and stolen shamelessly, that America needs to adopt the name as an action verb. That's kind of the theme that has been rolling around in my head. We're going to talk about 4th of July, how you guys did it. If you guys had a good time on 4th of July, make sure you drop a comment and tell me maybe your most unusual fun tradition.
Some of you guys have some real weird ideas. I'm certain of it. And I'm also going to drop a story on Steve that I gave a taste of to him in private, but I will give the full story in public. Before we get started off today, let's just get let's just get this up here up front. Patriot Coolers, our friends who have been sponsoring us since February of last year, they've been in it to win it from the beginning. We're really, really appreciated that they're there.
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I assumed you went to bed at 8:00 last night seeing as how the president shuts it down and you know being a parent is way less important than being the president. So you would turn it around 7:30. I would have loved to have turned it around at 7:30. I was up at midnight with a teething angry baby and my wife who is a St. and puts up with all this and then again, maybe a hot dog didn't disagree with me very well. But I was up again at 3330 something like that.
It's been, we're a little sleep deprived here in the Seraphin house. I I felt like it was important for my kids to see 4th of July in a positive way. My oldest is 7, right? So you got to start giving them those those memories. My three-year old probably is not going to remember it that much. I know the infant won't, but we're not and spent more money than I wanted to on fireworks, which is always weird.
I always feel like the same people that are like putting up the carnivals that are going to kill somebody with like the spinny rickety things, missing bolts. Those are the same people selling fireworks on the side of the road. And I went and braved that for my kiddos. Exploding Chinese made fireworks is an American tradition that we should always bequeath to the next generation. That's that. That's like being an action verb. That is what being American is about.
That's doing America. Yeah. So. So this is kind of a little funny aside. I talked to my wife. I said, hey, how much money should I go spend on fireworks? And she was like, I don't know. And I said, well, that's fine. I had a buddy who. Always dangerous. Yeah. It's never a good idea. She. She did actually get more specific, but it was a failure. So the problem is, is I had this buddy who was an FBI agent with me.
And Miles is an awesome dude. He was just like one of those great guys that you work with, the kind of person that you thought you were signing up to work with. And we would go out to go eat lunch in Washington, DC, which is a terrible place in general and a bad place to get lunch. And they have these buffets, like usually Chinese buffets, where you walk up there and you pay by the pound.
You ever seen that? So they don't tear weight the the, the packaging, which I always found really offensive because I'm now paying for the packaging at the same weight as the food. Anyway, the whole thing bothers me. But we go in there and we would leave him completely unsupervised. He's a former like very competitive baseball player, could have gone pro if he wasn't injured, just a stud.
And so we would all go up and it was like me and a Steve Friend type guy and we'd just do our thing and like regular dudes, we go up and fill up our food and we go weigh it and we go down 12 bucks, 13 bucks for salad and chicken and garbage and, and Miles would go up there and he'd come back and he would have spent like $24.00. You'd have this stupid plate. And we're like, hey man, are you all right?
And he goes, I don't think so. I just I got up there and I panicked and I just started grabbing everything. And because she just doesn't like it. He doesn't like the the idea of being put on the spot. I feel the same way about buying fireworks. When I walk up to the counter and they just have all the things. I don't know what the right answer is. I have no idea what's going to look like in the future. So I just bought like whatever made sense. And that's not a good idea.
So I spent 115 bucks. But my wife and I had the discussion. I said how much money is too much? And she goes, I don't know. I said 5080 and she said 50 is fine, 80 is too much. So I spent 115, which is weird. And my neighbor was there. I brought him. I brought a chaperone. I actually knew I needed someone to watch me, and he said nothing. He was totally useless. So Pat, I'm very disappointed in you.
You knew better. Anyway, we had a good time last night blasting some fireworks while it was dark. Kids had a good time, which is what it's supposed to be about. The police were conspicuously absent. But it led me to a funny story that I wanted to share with you. And I kind of gave you a taste I told you about. You said do America. One of the things we do in America is not censor ourselves. Is that fair to say? Correct, especially on Rumble. This is a non censorship
platform. Here I think that you have to be unafraid what to say what you want and if it offends someone that's their problem. If they don't want to be your friend, then you didn't want them to be your friend to begin with. All right. So many states that are red have this influx problem of people from blue states. In your state, you guys get a lot of New Yorkers. Would that be fair? Yes, a lot from New York. They just come down 995 and bring their bad driving habits with them.
And Jersey, even worse, driving habits and all an ego problem because, you know, they're like little Napoleon about not being from New York. OK, so. The, the fun thing is when I lived in the DC area, you could actually say this thing because there's Virginia, there's DC and then there's Maryland. And so the, the fun statement is that here's a, here's the fun thing is you can actually use the statement with any state because the word drivers always
rhymes with drivers. But the story was Maryland drivers, no survivors. So drivers and survivors rhymes. You can say New York drivers, no survivors, Jersey drivers, no survivors. It's all good. In Texas. We got a problem and I'll call it a problem. Let's just be honest because we're going to say what we like with Californians coming here. And just like your New York problem down in Florida, there are two types. Would you agree with that too? Yes. OK, what do you think the two
types are? There's the economic refugees and the ideological refugees, and you only want the latter category. Which is perfect. This is this is perfectly said. Now you have to suss out when you see these people, you ask them, are you a refugee? You can ask them that point blank. And some people will be like, I don't even know what that means. And like, those are not your people. Refugees vote the way that you do. They came there for the ideas that you have.
And they're like, Oh my God, I got to get out of New York. They're. Crazy. They're like more die hard. They're like the Cubans that escaped communism and come over here and like, what are you doing? You're stop, get off, get off on the exits. You've got a neighbor that has the right idea with this. How do you recognize that neighbor? My neighbor. Oh, no, sorry. This is my, this is my, my
neighbor's neighbor. You look across the road, they come in from California. The first thing you do is hang up like a Trump flag in their garage. Oh yeah, I mean. Yeah, I don't know why I thought that was you, but like if it. Was if if somebody waves raises an American flag, you just you know that's our team habits are. OK, so all of that is fun. I get invited to our neighbor's house. They know I'm going to talk
about this today. So they were like, oh God, we're going to we're going to lose some friends and they bring me into their house. This is always this is always a gamble because I don't filter myself and I do believe that America is an action verb and I'm going to do America the way that I do it, which means I love guns, I love freedom. I don't trust the government fundamentally revolutionary type ideas 1776 mentality all the time.
So go in this house, they have invited brand new friends that they just met and don't know enough about. This is a gamble too. This is a gamble. Now my neighbor's wife did vetting but improperly and asked where are you from? Oh, we just moved here from California. The follow up question was oh what made you move? It's just too expensive in California, which you have described as. Economic Refugee. They are bringing their crappy
ideas with them. So she was like, oh, these people, yeah, totally, totally on board. They obviously understand it's too expensive in California. No, The other question is once they tell you that they're an economic refugee, your follow up question needs to be have you decided to stop voting for what made it too expensive? And if they don't talk to you ever again, you just dodged a friendship bullet that you're going to have to deal with later. So these people are those types.
Now, I didn't have any of this back story, but let me give the audience the back story because it's much funnier if you know it. They met that day or maybe a day or two earlier at this like moms group. The husband met my neighbor, OK, and the dad in this family. So it's a, it's a, I would call them a lesbian couple, but they were like a, a beta male and a female and this little boy, a
little girl rather. And they all come in and the dad did a, a mom's day workout with where moms and dads get together and work out and they push the stroller and they do this kind of like mom fitness thing. And the dad, he's the only dad that refused to be part of the fitness activity. This is not a good sign, right? Yeah. I mean it could have been really good or really bad. That's I mean if. You right, if you're too alpha to be able to like, I don't know, like, but here's the
thing. If we're like running around, we're pushing strollers like I'm a dad. I'm pushing the damn stroller. Yeah, I think you got to take that one for the team. Correct. All right, So I didn't know this. We find out that he's an engineer, but he's not really an engineer. He's a software engineer, which is what we have a lot of in Austin. And so sure enough, I go in there and the opening statement that I LED with on accident. I don't do this on purpose
people. I just am the guy that you see in front of you on the screen. The opening statement was, are you guys going to do fireworks tonight? And I said, absolutely. I just dropped, you know, 100 and something bucks on them. And they said in our neighborhood, we're not allowed to do fireworks because it's against the city ordinances. And I said, oh, that's the same
thing here. I got an e-mail saying that they wanted to limit fireworks and, and restrict ourselves because it can make pets and veterans upset. And my answer was we don't give a damn about what the government says in this house. We're going to, we're going to do America. And it looked like someone took a dump in their hot dog right when I said that. And I just knew from there on we were going to just be running
downhill at full speed. I. Mean at that point you just going to be like, oh, we're not going to be friends. I mean, you just need to put it out there. Now listen, I can coexist with people that I'm not friends with. That's not a problem. And I'm not rude or mean to people for any particular reason. But if I say things for a while and you can't abide by them, at some point in time your brain snaps and the tolerant left
makes you leave, right? I mean, that's just what they do. Yes, I mean they, they self extricate themselves, right. They they self deport from that relationship. I mean, we had new neighbors come in from Wisconsin, which, you know, could be one way or the other could go. Yeah. And, and out there talking and something political came up. And I'm like you, I'm just say what I think. And the the guy, he was, he was he's he's he's a bro. But he looked at me. He was like, so how do you know
that I agree with you? And I looked at him. I was like, I don't particularly care. And he was like, oh, we're going to get along just fine. That's exactly the right answer. Yeah. I'm going to say what's true. And if you don't like it, that's your business. So I said something that was true a little bit later on in the day. I also mentioned that the best way to keep my kids in line is to beat them occasionally when they deserve it. And that makes people go one of two ways.
If you're an old school regular person from 20 or 30 years ago, like the concept of casually talking about beating your children is sort of amusing. Obviously with the strain. There are people that abuse that. But I say it in such a flippant way that and my children are not abused. So they're out there playing. And one month my son was getting kind of rowdy and I was like, dude, I'm going to throw you over the fence.
And he looked at me and he goes, no. And I was like, Yep. So I picked him up and I walked over and I pretended to throw him over the fence, which scared him back into he's three. He needs to have readjustments that are aggressive like a dog. So bring it back in. He's fine now. He's well behaved.
I made a comment that I bought all the stuff for 4th of July because at some point in my child, in my children's teenage years, they will likely be dropping real mortars on government troops that have come to kill us.
So we might as well build some good memories up front now so that we have at least a memory, a nostalgic memory of 4th of July like it's supposed to be. And that looked like not only did someone poop in their hot dog, but then they had to eat the poop hot dog and they quietly left afterwards. I managed to work in something talking about how the bump stock band was great that we got rid of it and now we're going to be able to get Fr TS. And they said, what are Fr TS?
And I was like, oh, they're forced reset triggers. They basically approximate the cyclic rate fire of of a machine gun without being a machine gun. And I think they they've never encountered real Texans. So I actually helped them out. I think you got to give it to them up. Like, welcome to Texas, folks. You got to give it to them straight, man, no chaser. They got to develop those
calluses right away. And if not, they can go back to me. The other, the other big tell the California people is they just are nostalgia driven by California. They can't tell wait to tell you like how great things are. And you're kind of like, you know, you came here, right? There's a reason for that. And it's it's just because, well, real estate's cheaper. We're going to have to find a way to to have you deport yourselves somewhere else. Friend group Look, you can find
a different friend group. If you find a different friend group that's fine too. But I also took a crap on California. Now, anybody who knows anything about my story, I was born in Berkeley, CA. And then at some point in time in my 20s, I was driving a diesel truck that was 25 years old, enlisted in the military and owned a bunch of guns. So I was OK. I was naturalized as a Texan at a pretty young age. These people haven't gotten there yet.
So for the amusing moment, some guy that I talked to that wanted to interview me, he was like, hey, you know, can you be on the show? And I said sure. And I said, what time and when do you go live? And he goes, well, it just depends. Are you in Southern California? It's like, why would you guess that I'd be in Southern California if you've ever heard
anything about the way I speak? Like there's no way I could survive in California. I love the specificity of Southern California. Like Northern California in a different time zone. Well, Northern California's a long ways away. If you ever been in California, that's the two parts of the world they care about, right? So I was like, no, I was like, I was like, well, who would ever
live in Southern California? And apparently like less than an hour earlier, these people, Brian and Diane were talking about how they really miss California. It's like, well, it misses you. 2GO back and get the bad policies. Go back and enjoy that high stuff. Go pay $1000 for your electric bill because your your governor can't manage infrastructure. It's real simple. Anyway, you just got to you got
to do America everywhere. And I'm just letting people know I do it to the detriment of those around me even I can't help it. What else do you do? You just send it. The only surprising part of that story was that the wife's name wasn't Karen. Because then then you know, then, you know, you don't even have to go through that exercise. You can just say, hey, look, we're going to do the Roman candles out in my in front of my house.
Because I know that your sensibilities might be offended because Fluffy might have a tough night. Yeah. My friend actually, who was a former ATF agent, this won't shock you, but he sent me pictures of his little fluffy dog who was having a rough night. And I was like, why are you sending me that, bro? I mean, I already know you were in the ATF. You're possibly gay. Even for a married guy, it's it's always possible. We, we are ruthless to our friends who are in the ATF.
You can't help it. All right, So that is the unserious nature of things. I wanted to shock you right off the bat. Do you remember the word cornbread? And if so, do you have any association from the show about that? I do and it just haunts me at night time because I'll just wake up in a cold sweat imagining a man singing an acapella group by himself about cornbread. Which is delicious by the way. I miss it before the the almond. Before the Almond Diamond. OK.
This will change you forever as well. Unfortunately. Brilliant harmonies are a favorite of mine. This will stick in your head. This is actually better than the original. Excuse the swear words, folks. If you're sitting at work, turn it down just a little bit because you're going to get some lady who doesn't understand how men operate. This is the reason some men spend more time on the toilet and it confuses women. Are you ready? Send it. Here we go.
Question for men, what are you doing in the bathroom and why the fuck is it taking you that long to poop? It's 1:15. I'm on and I need you. Now. It's beautiful. Amazing Harmony. Yeah, I mean, just the echo, the the acoustics are better. Maybe you should a tile a tile and show from inside the bathroom while you're pooping. It's a possibility that we are not going to explore.
Let me just throw it that way. Steve, will you describe the scene there just for the of the audio listeners too, of what you dismissed because there's some interesting things that you might pick up on watching that? Four men sitting on the toilet, singing in great harmony with each other. Yeah, just enjoying, enjoying their their me time because, you know. The lead guy has a beard and blue hair, did you notice that? I didn't see the blue hair, I
saw the the beard. I thought it was a pretty boss beard. It is a boss beard. He's got blue hair. And the best part for him is the facial expressions where he's like, he catches on the other guy singing right? And obviously these are all just shot from different angles, so these are different bathrooms, but it's still clever. And then suddenly he's like everyone sort of like nods in agreement, like, Yep, we're about to jump in on a on a four part with this.
And then they do anyway. I I don't know why. That's about how serious I feel about today. Today's one of those days right after the end of it. I'm going to show you the second piece because I think this is actually going to light your fire. Talk about starting up your Roman candles. You ready? For the question for men. That's not what I was looking for. OK, Steve, I I was looking for a 4th of July patriotic movie to
show my children. I googled something to the effect of Best 4th of July movies for your kids or kid appropriate 4th of July movies. This article came up very, very quickly. This is from July 3rd and it's a reprint of some other stuff. Best 4th of July movies to watch with your kids according to sheknows.com. This is borderline horrific. I'm just showing you guys the front page of it. I'm going to bring Steve back. Steve, the best things they can do ready fireworks, fun freedom
for kids. The 4th of July is one of the most dazzling holidays wrapped in core summer memories. It's an opportunity to talk about America's history. I know you do that with your kids. You do the declaration. These are all great. One of my favorite things to do with family after we eat hot dogs by the pool and light sparklers, of course, is settled
down with a patriotic movie. So you could watch an action movie like Independence Day. That's actually a solid recommendation literally named after the holiday. Or you could do a more feel good movie like League of Their Own. Don't hate that either. There's so many choices younger kids could avoid. Enjoy The American Tale or Molly, an American Girl on the home front.
But if you want your 4th of July movie marathon to be educational, there's no better choice than America's Heart and Soul or Who We Are. A chronicle of racism in America I feel like those people are patriotic are there economic refugees coming into my state and bringing what are you doing in my. Country that you met the other night writes for sheknows.com because that sounds like something she would be all in for. So something I didn't know about her either was she is a 6th
grade teacher and from California. 6th grade teacher means you are a government indoctrinator. So when I said things like we don't trust the government's line in this House and we don't really care, I also made a a a reference to government agencies. And she kind of gave me this like horrified look. And I was like, look, I used to work with the FBI. Like I know more about the government than you do.
I guarantee it. And my friends in the ATF and I, we all want to have machine guns 'cause we don't trust the government. When you say stuff like that to Californians, they just don't get it. But this made me laugh that there are people out there letting you know that maybe you should watch Who We are, a chronicle of Racism in America to just start off your movie marathon. What a what a weird time.
We're living in a soft time. And that's why I talked to Ron Coleman on on Dinesh's podcast the other day and he talked about luxurious beliefs or luxury beliefs and luxury problems, which is essentially first world problems. That's kind of where we're at in America right now, I think. And the, well, when you talk about the pop culture side of thing, the obsession with subverting your expectations, like I, I go to a movie, it's an action movie.
The good guy's going to kick lots of butt and the good guy's going to win in the end. Like I don't need my expectations subverted. So that is the entire premise of that article there, right? Like, oh, we know that you're immediately gonna think about let's go watch Mel Gibson in The Patriot because this is Independence Day. Or watch Bill Pullman give one of the best presidential speeches ever. I don't even care if you go for like a lefty movie like The American President, which is a
pretty good movie. No, we're gonna completely subvert those expectations and expect you to just drill yourself over the head with woke ideology, communist leftism, because, you know, that's that's the way we do things now. We're just gonna ruin everything. Also recommended Hidden Figures. Remember that one? Remember the fantasy world where the only reason that we got to the moon was because they were black women mathematicians doing
this? Brilliant black women mathematicians, apparently, who made it possible for John Glenn. I mean, revisionist history. Let's just do it. Let's just make it up as we go. Why not? But. She knows I I can't take credit for this, but this you'll appreciate the humor, especially on a friendly Friday. There it was pointed out that you know how Disney keeps doing the the live action remakes, but they they always like race swap the characters.
They said, you know, the only one that that can't possibly happen and Tarzan, Tarzan. Nobody has the balls for that. Who's going to have a black man portray a man monkey? It's not going. To be I want to be that guy's friend who comes up and pitches that meeting. We could go do that. You live in Florida, we could come visit you come out here for the interview for the for the Austin police chief game. By the way, can we can we cover down your candidacy for chief of police in Austin?
How serious is this campaign? I mean, it's it's come across the radar. The crack reporting has been cited by your your former boss, John Nance because they did a FOIA request on all the applicants. And I gave permission because I specifically applied to the job because they wanted somebody who has a great knowledge about racism and policing. And I thought that that would just be so much fun to sit in a a nice job interview with and.
And then do America and tell them the thing that they didn't want to hear. Like I don't trust the government. I can say, look, I I will just make watching Hidden Figures mandatory training for all the officers and we should be good then, right? Yeah, seems righteous. I think there's some fun here. We're going to we're going to cover down on some of the lies and the damn lies as well, because the during this week, now we got to have fun on 4th of July.
But during this week, this is the week directly after that disastrous presidential debate where you and I got to play some fun clips. You, you came in patriotically to give us the cold views. So I've got some fun stuff coming out of that. Want to do a quick read for our folks over at Mad Hat Jerky. If you guys, I think they're special, may still be running through the weekend, but check it out at madhatjerky.com. Use promo code Kyle, Kyle or try
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That was the 4th of July movies. You and I kind of alluded to this before we got started with the role. The role is this is what's going to happen folks. This is what CNN Joe Biden went out in front of Democratic governors were very concerned about what was going on and Steve made reference to this as we started the show off the Democratic governors. He he he just told them, look, I've got this I've got it under control. The key is I'm just going to need more sleep.
I to stop to stop scheduling events after 8:00 PM. The presidency is basically, you know, you can schedule your hours. Why not? Why not just take the time that you need? Look, he's so important. He should go to bed by 8. We said this, by the way, did we not? Hours of darkness, not the friend. That's where that's Donald Trump's territory. No, he's. A predator, apex predator is haunted Night time. Stay out of the water then. That's right, the shark's attack.
That's right. The sundowning is where they're in full admission at this point. And I mean, even just saying, oh, I'm just not going to do anything after 8:00. Well, I mean, how does that play for the the mom at home in the suburbs who has a newborn who's waking up in the middle of the night? But like, hey, look, president
doesn't work. He's got a way more important job than me. I'm just going to stay in bed and then let my toddler sit with her spoiled diaper, her soiled diaper, and then then not address it because that's that's the example we're going to set. And I was also thinking in the immediate aftermath, I think we even played the clip about he looks like the caricature as he's been characterized by the far right. Like if he looks like the caricature, does that mean it's not a caricature?
It's just accurate. He's. Cornjulio. He does Cornjulio. He did that last time, so now he's doing the memes. He's trying to do the memes to act like he's got it, but he doesn't have the memes. So I'm going to show you, since you brought up caricature. I, I, this is a little bit out of order for me, but let me just go video #5 right here is Joe Biden doing an actual meme. I also want you to think about how Kamala Harris has a really hard time remembering that she's
not the president. Which is really weird. Just listen to the verbal slips in this. Joe Biden doing Christmas in July and we give. Thanks to our Commander in Chief the the President of the United States, the extraordinary President of the United States, Joe Biden. Happy Independence Day. Is there anything more? Cringe worthy than those two like. What kind of people are? Who worried about the significance? Of the passage of time. Because I get that I'm not
cheering. Everyday people just waiting. For him to stroke out one final time. She is not she. He's totally with it like she cannot. So this is the fun. OK, so there's, there's little 2 takes right now. There's two camps #1 give us Kamala Joe has is done. That's a pretty fun take. I, I love this. I love the the Democrat fighting game because it's really fun to watch. So the first one was Joe needs to go to bed early. And Joe's got this.
There's another take coming out. So that was CNN that we were just showing the governor's. Let me show this one real quick boop. Nope, that's it. There we go. There's only one person that can reset the narrative about Joe Biden, and that is Joe Biden. I'm actually going to read this to you verbatim. This is written by a guy named David Jolly, put out just before the 4th of July. The American people are
wrestling. This is a quote directly from the article The American people are wrestling with a few very hard questions. First, can Biden be president today? The answer is yes. Look at his record, look at how he's performing and look what he's delivered at home and on the world stage. That's hilarious on his face. Second, can he be the president for the next four years? The Biden camp's most powerful line of the week came from the Biden, from Biden himself.
He said he wouldn't ask the American people support if he couldn't do the job for the next four years. He said, quote, trust me, I can do this. End Quote. Continuing on in the article, those are powerful words, Steve friend.
How powerful are those words? They're as powerful as the amount of wrestling that we're going to be doing with deciding whether or not the octogenarian who is a late stage dementia patient and walks around like a Roomba, is capable of getting to the bathroom on his own, let alone running the free world at this point. I love his responses because when he's really, really passionate or as they like the caricature of him is, he says like one or two word sentences
like watch me or don't. And that's supposed to be, trust me, some sort of come on, man. Authority, not hyperbole. Yeah, every time. Not a lie, not a joke. And he says not a joke. Basically. I think Joe Biden is a liar all the time, especially when he says things like trust me. And the reason I think that is because he's always been a liar, and he's been a liar for basically my entire life. This is a clip from 1987.
We'll play it again because it's so good when you've we're going to talk about shading around the edges with the truth. I have a good example in my own little life and then we're going to talk about this thing is actually, you know what, let me just throw it this way. I could tell you, Steve, that I was a state ranked swimmer when I was in high school. That's a true statement. But I was state ranked in what's called TCIL, the Texas Christian Interscholastic League.
I don't even know if it's a thing anymore. It was not that competitive and it certainly wasn't competitive against the people that were the real swimmers. And I know because I swam with them and they blew me out of the water. Like they went to the Olympics and I did not. I didn't swim in college. I wasn't that good. So I'm real clear about it. If I say I was a state ranked swimmer in high school, that would be accurate, but it needs context as the fact checkers
like to say. Then you would say something like I was the best athlete in America and then people would go, were you though? And you'd be like, Yep, not only was I not the best athlete in America, I wasn't even the best athlete in the sport that I played in and I wasn't even that good in the school that I was in at. That's another kind of lie. That's just bald faced lies. This is Joe Biden's sort of story for what, almost 40 years? 40 years? Here we go, it's a law school.
On a full. Academic scholarship. The only one in my in my class that have a full academic scholarship went back to law school and in fact ended up in the top half of my class. I was the outstanding student in the political science department. At the end of my year, I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate school and 165 credits.
Only 123 credits. Biden now concedes he did not graduate in the top half of his law school class, that he does not have 3° from college and that he was not named outstanding political science student. In college, Newsweek says Biden. Actually went to school on 1/2 scholarship, ended up near the bottom of his class and won only 1°, not 3. Joe Biden.
Ranked 76th in the class of 85 at the University of Syracuse Law School. I mean, this guy comes off this whole thing as a flyweight now, Biden says. Newsweek is right. His memory had failed him. I did the. Math while we were while we were over. OK. He was about 44 years old at that time, 4344. He was older than. I am right now. He was certainly older. Than you are right now when was the last time you told somebody how many college credits you got and. About your college.
Scholarships. Never I I suppose I would have to order also. I don't. Even remember. The classes I took I mean, I also had. 165 credit hours when I got out of college. I'm just saying, but I didn't claim to have three degrees. I barely got out. I, I almost didn't get out. I had to go like con somebody into it because I didn't like going to class. What is this guy talking about?
I'm reminded of Billy. Madison after he gets done with that whole thing where it's like at no point in your rambling, incoherent statement did you make approach anything close to making sense. May God have bursty on your soul. We are now all Dumber for having listened to it. And then for those who wind up listening, you wouldn't know this, that that footage of him, he's as bald as a cue ball in that. And that guy has now 40 years hence, has better hair now.
So like, even from a physical standpoint, he can't even be honest about what he looks like. OK, let's be real. Put you on the spot here. Alex Jones style. Is that actually Joe Biden? Is Joe Biden actually dead and we are now in like multiple body double S and potentially a robot? Is that possible? No. It's not possible. Are you sure? I'm, I'm absolutely positive is Michelle. Obama a man, Big Mike. Definitely. Maybe I I will be. Willing to entertain what what Missus Arafin wants to talk
about. She seems to be the subject matter expert. She is the expert at our. House on that what about what about Macron's wife? What's her deal? Man's woman, she significantly. Older than him, isn't that? Yeah, she was like a school teacher cougar. Yeah, well, he. Was 14 when they met or something. And then also possibly a man. What's going on? Why is it possible that there are like, why is that even a rumbling? Is that a is that a conservative
fun game to play? Like I think that your husband or your wife is a man? Or is it possible that they've just like screwed up gender so much that none of us know? Like when there's kind of a man ish looking woman, now those women all have to suffer and get kind of thrown into the patent. I think if you look at. Big Mike and you just look at the the deltoid development that she was able to to attain and and advertise about her fantastic arms.
I mean she could only attain that for one of two ways. One, in fact, she is a man 2 is she followed with absolute specificity the Ruth Bader Ginsburg workout regimen that got her yoked beyond any anything that was achievable for a normal human being. Beautiful trans woman. Out here. Tell us about your transition, how it went. Hold this please. No. So I have a question for you. Why are you asking me those questions? We're interviewing like trans. Women and stuff like that.
I'm not a trans woman. I'm a Oh no, no, we're. We're. Fully supportive. Do you want to talk about sort of transitioning or anything like that or like what people gonna transition because? I was born a woman. No, of course. You're a woman, of course. Does it make a? Trans. Woman any less of a woman? No, you are 100. Percent a woman, I'm not a trans. Woman, is there another? Definition that people like to use or you thought I was a. Man, beautiful. What are you going to do?
They can't handle it. They can't stick with their own playbook. She thought I was. She knows that trans women are men. The Seersucker. Suit makes it so much by an order of magnitude better. He's that guy and he has like that Matt Walsh quality where he just is able to hold a straight face, whereas I, I don't have that good of a poker face. I've done that. I've. Done that in an FBI building. I think I told you this, folks, if you don't know this story already, it's kind of fun.
But when I went into the FBI Academy after doing all the paperwork, after giving authorized releases for all the physicals I took while I was in the military and so on, they had all my medical records, even my psych exam that I took when I was leaving, which was kind of weird. And, and actually the psychiatrist called me up. I'm a psychologist. I guess she was, she called me up. I never, I hadn't spoken to her in forever. I went to the FBI in 2016.
It was 2012 when I got out. So four years later I get a phone call from a psychiatrist that I don't know, a psychologist rather. And she says, do you want me to release your medical records to these two agents that came to collect them? And I was like, yeah, I signed the paperwork, right? And she was like, Are you sure? And then I was like. Not anymore. Like now what did you write? What did you write? Crazy. So she released those, which is
really funny. So they had all these records and then and when I'm at the FBI Academy, they give this thing where they were like it's HR source is the website and they said just fill it out and it's like, are you a male or a female? Or declined to state. Or something like that. And I was like, I'm a female click. And then it said, are you homosexual? And there's one thing that said none of your business declined to state. And then it said another one and are you transgender?
That's also none of your business. So I went through and identified as as made sense sitting in that stupid room kind of feeling feminine and feminized by being in the job. They didn't do anything with it. My first PT test, they asked me if I knew how many sit ups I had to do. I told them, hey, I identify as a female. And they told me that STFU, which I did. And then I said it again the next year and they told me to STFU. So I internalized that bigotry and I didn't bring it up again.
And then in 2020, they rated me as a female for the first time. And I was one of the top female physical performers on the agent fitness exam in 2020 for, you know, female agents 30 to 39. And when my boss asked me what was going on, I talked to him with a straight face because that's how you do it. That kid in the seersucker suit reminds me of my little brother. Like a lot like looks like him, sounds like him. And he's just like, he's kind of just, I'm just saying these
things like real softly to you. Shit, disturb her stuff. This is the same reason why I upset the Californians, because sometimes you just got to hold the line. You got to just do the America you like. How do you think? A big Mike would score on the FBI fit test strong to quite. Strong, I would say probably fully like probably a top performer in whatever age bracket that is. Oh. Without question, she's tends across the board. Or he, she, they they would have been maxed out push ups.
I'm not sure about the mile and a half because we never really got the the the the view. It's hard to run an. Address. Yeah, I think I. Think. Ladies, you can let us know in the comments as we sit here, sort of just needs the Hillary Clinton. Pantsuit to get additional range of motion on her leg strides. That's correct. All right, so I got a couple of the fun videos because they're
now pushing the other. The other thing is basically either it's Joe Biden and you have to do the just trust me, or they're going to be pushing Kamala, which is horrifically bad. But I got a series of these, so I'm gonna just play them. They're considering other people. And if you'll remember, only only one person in the race has the support of their VP. Here comes Rachel Maddow. We played this, but it's still fun of the two people on that. Debate stage.
Only one of them has the endorsement of his vice president, and let's not forget that. Let's not forget. That. Very awkward are being had among the people that would would step up if Biden stepped aside. Yeah, Kamala Harris is. The clear frontrunner and it's not clear who, if anybody, would actually challenge her for the nomination. But The thing is that she, you know, we talked about
credibility. She's going to have to first of all, answer the fact that she's been one of the main public validators of his, of his health. Remember after her report, she went out there and said he is with it. He is commanding everything in the room. You know, she's going to have to sit down and answer tough questions. And we talked about Joe Biden hasn't really been out there
with reporters. You know, Kamala Harris, besides that initial, that initial CNN and MSNBC interview right after the debate, she hasn't really been out there answering questions. And she's going to, they're going to be if Joe Biden drops out the first week that she is out there is going to be critical because if there's any signs of chinks in the armor, there are many, as you just said, there are many people in the wings that are ready to pounce as soon as Arby. Wait, can you say Chinks?
No, you can't. No, you can't. That's that's racist anti Asian hate. That's up there with like the woo flu. We can't do that. That's referring to Asians. As the the reason why armor fails, do you?
Think that if Kamala Harris became the nominee for president from the Democrats that she would have to answer a tough question or a question in general that didn't involve her being able to answer and laugh immediately from whatever her statement was or make, you know, these statements like she just smoked a bowl. And let's talk about the passage of time being significant and being unburdened from the past to what can be. She is. Ready for this job. And she's a really, really bad.
She's as bad an actor. I think at least Joe believes what he says. I think he's to the point where he's been lying so fluently for so long that it's part of his nature. It's not second nature to comma. So we can see kind of the wires moving in the background like this particular. I watch this and every single time I see it, You know, we should be thankful for Joe Biden is a really weird take on a stage. And this is equally bad. It's just like the most cringes
every time. I'm just like, it's like nails on a chalkboard watching her talk, which is why I like to give it to everybody. Here we go. So the way. That the president's demeanor in that report was characterized. Could not be more wrong on the facts and clearly politically motivated. Gratuitous. Yeah. So there she is. She's trying to sell it, but she's selling it in this sort of like B Ray actor version. It just doesn't. I'm never convinced by anything
she says. She did the one hard question though. She also up talks. Which is very obnoxious and she has the burn after. So every question is phrased like it's a question. Just say I'm going to talk like it's a question and have a nice slow burn When I talk it. It's brutal. It's it's a horribly level of aggravating because at least Joe Biden, as much as he Mumbles and he can't get a syllable out when he on the rare occasion he does, it's not phrased in the form of
a question. Repeat the line. Can you repeat the line? This is This is hateable. So there's something also about the the idea of protesting too much when somebody asks you something that is not, it's a simple question when you're overly defensive, you've been in interrogations, you know what happens when somebody starts giving. So, OK, so I was telling this to one of the guys that was at the the 4th of July in the in the in
the driveway yesterday. So he's applying for a Police Department. He's looking into these things. I said some of the things that you do when you go through these processes, less is more. Would you agree with that on the, the polygraph kind of stuff? It's like, look, the general answer is good enough. You don't need to get that granular. That's not what they're looking for. They're looking for patterns of behavior. Are you a good person? Do you do good things?
Reminds me of another fun story. We used to have this really bizarre vetting system for the Bureau. And what they would do is they would ask questions, including about sexual deviancy. And so they would have a person, not a questionnaire. Like somebody would come out and ask you face to face, which always elicits more information, which is why you do it. That's the reason why you do your interviews in person. You don't send a questionnaire
to a subject. And so my buddy was telling me that he's sitting down with a, with a female candidate applicant. And the question is, like, do you have any, you know, history of sexual deviancy? It was something to that effect. It was a really weird, odd question. They've removed it since then, by the way, folks. Because of this. Because of this exact thing. So he says do you have any sexual DVC and she goes no and he. Goes all right. So he just writes down no and
she goes well. Which is always. Really bad snatching. Defeat from the jaws of victory. Yeah, she almost. Got there. And so then she goes. I mean. Sometimes I go to these parties. Now. As an investigator and someone whose job it is to completely answer the question, you now have to ask follow up questions that you were not really interested in asking in the 1st place. And so if you don't consider it
deviant, then we're done here. But if you do think that other people might consider deviant and you want to volunteer weird things, and I'm going to give the example a comma does in a minute, but this is just a fun little way how this goes. She goes, he goes, what kind of parties? And she's like, well, you can kind of like, walk around and look into rooms and people are doing things. And he's like. Do you? Walk around and look into the rooms where people are doing
things and she's like, yes. And he goes OK, and she goes well. Sometimes I. You go, you can go into the rooms and he goes. Do you go into? The rooms and she's goes. Not, not. Really. And he goes all right, and she goes well. Sometimes it's like the interview. With the bobs about what is it you that you do here? Like the truth comes out, like the more that you answer, the more it becomes obvious that this is really, really bad and
it's a hotter, cold game. Where it's like getting hotter, you're getting warmer, you get warmer. It's like, no, I want to turn the other direction right now because just at any point in time. Please stop, because I don't want to know this stuff about you. And so anyway, that's what happens when you volunteer too much information. That's the reason why you do in person interviews.
They're much more compelling because it turns out lying to people is actually sort of against the our programming. We don't like doing it when we're disingenuous. If you're not a well practiced liar, you're just not going to be good at it. Kamal's not good at it. Here's a great little example. I'm just going to play because it's fun. This is Aaron Sorkin, who's awful and terrible. Just asking her a simple question and she can't help it. She's going to defend herself
aggressively out of nowhere. Let me ask you a more complicated way. I think there's a lot of people would say she can't say anything else. She she couldn't tell if there was a problem. I'm not lying, I'm telling, but. I'm telling you a fact, but if there ever is a problem. Yeah. Do you think that you could go tell the American public? Do you think in your? Role that you're that you're in a position to do that. Of course if. Necessary, but there's no need for that.
I don't there is a political argument that is being made that is not based on substance. And you're asking me to hypothesize around what are my duties to the American people as vice president of the United States that are based on ethics and morals and the law. I will always follow those
rules. But I am suggesting to you that it is important we not be seduced into one of the only arguments that that side of the aisle has right now on this issue in a way that is is intended to distract from the accomplishments. At no point. Did your rambling, incoherent response approach anything that could be possibly construed as a correct answer? We were all Dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and May God have mercy on your soul.
She went straight. Back to the up talk in the questions right after he caught I'm not lying. Pause. Six or seven seconds, Reboot, try to figure out what. Line of questioning, you can say that is not going to get you completely compromised. It's so funny and it's so transparent and it led to this other kind of stuff. First of all, I just wanted to throw this out there. The reason why this is all going on right now is because of a Gallup poll.
But it's just a general sense in America that we know. That people don't like What's? Going on. So let me throw this on the screen real quick. This is our friends Catholic vote. If you guys want to support them, Guys, if you want to do me a favor, share the loop with other people. They actually covered our story, the cover, the story of the FBI whistleblowers in today's loop. It's a really good piece that's written out. They quoted me, they quoted Garrett. You guys will appreciate it.
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covering down Gallup poll. Majority of Americans are dissatisfied with the United States of America. The poll participants were asked the following in general, are you satisfied or dissatisfied with the way that things are going in the United States at this time? 77% of participants didn't responded that they were dissatisfied. Only 25, sorry, 21% said that they were satisfied and 2% said they had no opinion.
I like those people that the people that have no opinion, they're just like, they're just like the drones eating things that flow by on the river of McDonald's. But but most people, that's three out of four, that's a lot. That's why people are not happy with what's going on right now. And it has to at least have some something to do with their leadership, or lack thereof. I think that there's.
Agreement on the problem, maybe not the solution to it, because I'm always a little bit wary of those polls because there's going to be a contingency of that poll that's like, you know what? This country isn't communist enough. And I'm like, whoa, I don't know if I want to be on your side. That's right. You're right. You're exactly. Right. The problem and the solutions, it's, it's totally different. That's true. All right, so there. Was a hot mic catch of Donald
Trump talking. Have you seen this yet the the golf cart video? No. No. Oh, even better. OK. So Donald Trump is a 78 year old man running for president against the human Roomba, as you've called Biden and I, I just feel like the thing that people, you don't always see this, this sort of like real Donald Trump sitting and talking to real people. You got a kind of a sense of it. And they went after him with the locker room talk, whatever. But he kind of talks like a
regular dude that you'd expect. He talks like a guy that's kind of in the game and he's like a regular person. And he says regular dude things, including dropping an F bomb every once in a while when he's sitting in a golf cart with maybe his son giving a generous tip to somebody who's carrying his bags, whatever. This is kind of a fun little
video to watch. You know, I'm not the biggest Donald Trump fan in the world, but I just think it's funny because we all talk politics when we're not doing the job. He talks politics too, but he talks like a guy who's not polished and he's and he's got to know that he's on camera all the time, right? People are always filming him everywhere he goes, so he just doesn't give a shit.
I kind of love that. I don't know any other way to do it. Let me play this little clip of it and I'll get your reaction afterwards. Thank me so much. How did I do with the debate the other night? That old broken down pile of crap? Yeah, it's a bad guy. He just quit. You know he's quitting the rest. Is that right? Yep. I got him out of the. And that means we have Kamala. I think she's going to be better. She's so bad. She's so pathetic. It's so amazing. It's just so fucking bad.
So I just can't imagine. But Can you imagine that guy with dealing with Putin and the president of China who's a fierce person? He's a fierce man, very tough guy. And they see him, they probably he can't, but they just announced he's, he's probably quitting. Yeah, that's amazing. Just keep knocking him out, right? What do you think? I just like how I go. She still haven't been. His. Verbal, I don't ticks the way that he communicates on stage.
They're consistent. When he's even in an informal setting like that, that's what I like. I do actually like that there is a level of. Authenticity there because just the way he communicates, he's not smooth. He's not a smooth talker, he's not a Kyle Serif and but at least it's consistent. It might be amped up when he's on stage, that's right. But you don't. There's not a he's sarcastic too. He's like, he's like that's going to be great. She's going to be great.
She's so she's so having bad he's. Not doing the Common Era video where he's like where she's saying like, hey, listen up, y'all, I'm out here in the streets. Yeah, no. He. Just do that. He just sends Trump all. The time I think that's what people like, I understand that liking I, I really do like I said that it's hard for me to get excited about people. I want like the smartest, most vicious, aggressive, principled
person to be doing this job. But the other thing that I, I want is I actually don't want a king. Like I really badly don't want a king. And that's the thing that they keep pushing out with this Kamala Harris thing. They, they think they're electing a king. I would love it if we just got serious as a nation and we're like, they're so mad about Donald Trump, like the left and they're going to lose. By the way, if they, if they put Kamala in, it's game over.
She couldn't even get 1% in California against Biden. So that's not good, but it's actually bad for the country to be wanting to elect a king like that. People think that one person's going to save their problems. It's just like a complete loss of understanding of what America is about what we're seeing. In this presidential election, is idolatry versus idolatry? There's unquestionably idolatry surrounding Donald Trump said before.
People would crawl over broken glass, they could watch him shoot somebody at 5th Ave. and they will gleefully vote for him for president. There's a certain element of idolatry attached to that. Is there idolatry attached to a Joe Biden? Yes, not because of him, but what he represents. And that is their hatred of Donald Trump. And they've just put used Joe Biden as a vessel. If they need to use Kamala
Harris, they will. And when it's idle verse idle, it's never going to be a good outcome. I did have one off the board question for you. If you got like if you were in a setting with Donald Trump on the golf cart and you're like, could I ask him one thing? What would you say I? Don't have a good answer for. That right now I I haven't thought about it, I. I think I'm very interested. OK, what is your answer because. You, you've thought about this question, so you've thought
about it anybody even. Like a Bezos, who I think is like almost an Antichrist level of a person, but somebody of enormous wealth and power and fame. I would just be like, what is it like being you and knowing that anyone who comes at you having to assume that they have an angle of personal enrichment, is that lonely? What? What do you think that that that effect has had on you as a person? Because. It's got to be for somebody who's on camera all the time and surrounded by people all the
time. There's a level of loneliness that has to be attached to that. That would just be crushing. So I think there's. I think there's a an angle to this though, because it actually is played out in that clip. I agree with you. That would be very, very lonely, especially when you have a lot of money and people always coming at you with basically a handout even if they don't show
their hand. But there's also something to be said about at some point in time, you've taken so many hits and you know that this is the case. You stop giving a shit and maybe you just start talking like Donald Trump. You. Go from having that might be the. Biggest evidence of what? You're just like, dude, everybody, I'm just going to have fun with this. I'm going to tell people who clearly love the government that at some point we're going to be using mortar shells to take
government troops out. You know, I, I've said it to strangers before, like just, it's like, it's like verbal sonar you or, or audio sonar. You just send it out there and you bounce it off somebody with a, with a conversational piece and you see when it comes back to you and you're like, that
didn't get well received. You're like, I, you know, I've always wanted to own A50 Cal. I don't really have A use for it, but at some point I have this sort of like type dream of shooting at government armored vehicles. And then they're like, if people are like, yeah, totally. I get it. I understand that. You're like, oh, that's my tribe. Or there'll be like, you know. Surface to air missile personal ownership, right? I'm for.
It I'm for it, like just you never know, because Joe Biden says he wants to send an F15 at me or an F16. Yeah, I need it because they told me I need it. So then the other question, if those people are horrified by that, then you kind of get a sense of it. And I think Donald Trump may be in that part where he just like, who cares? Whatever he says, people who love him are going to laugh like people who are on in the middle and I like to think of myself as kind of in the middle on this.
I I think it's hilarious too. I think it's funny. I think it's funny what he said. I'm for it. I'm glad he said it. I like that he's like handed over 100 and he's just like he's being a rich guy the way rich guy should. And he's being he's operating from a position of dominance in this case, because what is the alternative? The other the chat just also mentioned out. Maybe he's saying these things too as an angle to try to just go Joe Biden distinct.
I hope so. I did an entire episode with my Cowell. Like they need to keep Joe otherwise they're admitting all kinds of crazy stuff. And the upside of them not admitting it is that they have Joe Biden as they're like, there's nothing funnier than that feeble human Roomba failing and they have to get behind him and support it. This is fun to watch. I mean. I heard this, I, I, I have to double, double check it, but I, I believe it's accurate.
So Joe Biden was at Camp David for like six or seven days before that, you know, after the grueling schedule of, you know, flying in Air Force One, which is a luxury jet that I'm sure he was sleeping on for the entire time, and he was at Camp David. Do you know that David, who the camp is named after, is actually younger than Joe Biden? Eek if it's. It was Eisenhower's grandson and David David's younger. That's that's so bizarre. On every single level, all of it
is silly. We're living in an unserious time. I have a a serious problem with Florida that I'm going to share with you as our palate cleanser. Actually, I think we have two palate cleanser. So can I give you a palate cleanser? And then we'll do the five star view and then we'll do a palate cleanser again. Sounds like a glorious. Dessert sandwich Let's OK, let's.
Let's wash this thing down and and encourage people to do America the way that our SEC both of these guys are doing America. Would you agree? Oh, I've seen the. One for sure I got to see the other all right so we're. Both going to do America hard here and then we've got a funny five star view for you guys that some of our audience is very particular about the things we say and they keep us accountable to the facts.
We really appreciate that. So here's Pal cleanser #1 doing America. If you guys, you're just going to have to tune in. If you're listening on audio, you have to go to Rumble. Go to rumble.com/kyle's here and check this out. And then I. Woke up the next day and I couldn't. See, for two days. Actually, if you guys missed this, that was a dude leaning into the water, gently caressing the chin of an alligator and then popping a beer so that a kid can shotgun it in the boat.
Is that America? That's Florida. America for sure. What a country that that is Your. Short list of governor 2026 of Florida got my vote. It's it's it's. Matt Gaetz versus Shotgun beer on Gator Face and Gates would. Just yield the floor. He might. He's a. Florida man and he embraces that that's that's a truly committed decision. You know, like I'm putting my hand in I might lose a hand, but we might have an excellent viral video of us doing something dangerous and stupid. I just I mean.
Just go to the lengths of realizing that you are the progeny of George Washington's America, and that's what we've devolved into. And you know what? I'm here for it, Woo. Senate OK, here's a 5 star view. This one's fun from ID Sergeant 56. Thank you, ID Sergeant 56 for straightening us out. Episode 316. By the way, I don't think I didn't know this, but we'll read it anyway. Dimensional lumber is named for the size of rough cut boards. Before drying and planning takes place.
A 2 by 4 board is cut from a log. It shrinks during the drying and then it is plain. The results is a finish board that measures 1 1/2 by 3 1/2 inches. The Kyle Serafin Show audience full of interesting information straighting us out, keeping us honest. Hey, that's true. Those are all true statements. We know that. ID Sergeant 50. Six must be George Hill's burner account. It's very possible.
George Hill straightened you guys out because you did an episode yesterday talking about 4th of July and the Battle of Gettysburg. Which when did Gettysburg begin? Battle of? Gettysburg, July 1st through July 3rd, technically into July 4th, 1863. And Garrett and I were just kind of chuckling about how there were 62 Medals of Honor issued after that, and that we were like, for what? Like one guy got ammunition, he got a Medal of Honor. We're talking about the
participation trophy culture. Like, it was pretty bad almost 200 years ago, but George said it straight. Apparently that was like the only medal they could give, so they handed them out back in the day. George Hill, He. Yeah, he's the fun police, right? And same story. You, you get that sometimes. I like that Our audience is going to keep us honest. All right. Final palate cleanser of the day.
We're dealing with difficult. Times 77% of Americans look around and say this is not the America I want to live in. Our recommendation to you is use America as an action verb. Go out there and do the America you want to be in. This guy is doing it, and it's just a reminder that sometimes you're out for just a mountain bike ride, trying to enjoy the beautiful territory and enormous prehistoric monsters try to block you on your path. So this should be fun.
Come on, I got. To get through you. That was rude. Are you the one I'm going to have a problem with? Come on. I got to get through here. You don't even care. That's because you're enormous. All right, I'm going to walk my bike by so it stays in between. Excuse me. Pardon me. Pleasure doing business with you. What the Hell's that, Steve? Is this what happens when you go out for a run in the morning? Yeah, either. That or a cottonmouth tries to attack me. But yeah, that's, I mean, you
didn't. You didn't. I don't typically ride my bike, but yeah, I felt that that was important to share information. It was this public service announcement from me. How big is that? Alligator that we just saw. Oh, those things were. 12 feet probably. I mean, they had to be. And what you have to realize about the alligators is that they're almost entirely made out of muscle and they did you see
that thing move when? It when it move dude when it decided to move it went from statue to like prehistoric strike engine so they're super aware. All the time they're they're always in like zone red of like looking for prey or for easy opportunity. Yeah. Would you use your? E bike to block a a 612 foot Gator waiting whatever the hell that thing weighs if I don't have. APBR that he can bust open for me and I can shotgun real quick. Yeah, I'll have to rely on my bike.
You're gonna have to rely on a bike. That thing, it was wild. Oh, man, so fun. All right, that's Florida. That's America for you. That's Americans who are going to take this country back. And does really does the left really want to go to war against the guys that are going to just walk by that prehistoric
monster? I had AI had a neighbor last night who told me that she was scared of fireworks and she didn't want to touch them because if anything ever went wrong, it would go wrong for her. That kind of attitude. I said, of course it will with that kind of attitude. I think that's that's where the nanny state political left is at. Meanwhile, we got dudes shotgunning beers off Gators faces and shooting off fireworks in the street. Regardless of what the government says, I think it's
good. I think we're going to be all right. I I don't know, I feel like white pilled after this week. Same I. Going into a holiday weekend, nice to feel a little bit refreshed, reason to smile. It was always enjoyable to watch the Godzilla monster play itself, outlet them fight. I mean, at the very least, even as we have a falling, decaying empire and it falls off the Cliff, like at least we'll have this week of knowing that it was worth the laughs.
It was worth the laugh, Steve. What do you got coming up on AMRAD tomorrow? On American Radicals podcast, you can find us on rumblerumble.com/amradpod AM RADPOD at noon time. Garrett and I are going to be looking at some JFK quotes because we were thinking about how the president likes to say end of quote and that got me thinking about how they JFK as always taught. We're always told that will he be a Republican. Now I'm like, well, let's look and see what he says.
He has some really good messages and we broke some of those down and we're going to be talking about them tomorrow on the podcast And join us at noon time on Rumble. All right, buddy, you. Can follow Steve at Real Steve Friend on Twitter. Let me just say in the same words of the Gator evader, pleasure doing business with you bud, as always. See you next time, all right. See you then, folks. Thanks for joining us today. You can find us on rumble.com/kyle Serif and share
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