A House Divided: Exile or Execution | Ep 729

Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower, an American patriot. Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because this program has no time for comforting lies. Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphin. Well my friends and welcome to the Kyle Seraphin Show. Today is Tuesday, it is February the 3rd and I appreciate you being along for our little podcast that we do here with 17 plus listeners.

This guy went back on the air yesterday and had a thing. I, I actually don't want to talk about what Dan Vongino did yesterday, but there were dozens and dozens of you that said you couldn't watch it or you got blocked, so you wanted to hear. So I've got some clips. I also didn't watch it. I honestly couldn't care less. But there are some funny little owns when you start listening to people that you've been listening to for a while. And why would that be?

So there was a guy that used to talk. He did that for a living. Then there was a guy that got out there and was supposed to be in charge of the FBI and he didn't do that very well. And he didn't do that very long. In fact, he didn't even make it off his own probationary period. You guys don't know the senior executive service in the federal government, you get a one year probation when you get assigned to a new post and homie didn't even make it through the end of

that. So there are many things that last longer than Dan Bongino's stay at the FBI, to include probably some food that was left in the refrigerator at the Hoover Building that somebody wasn't paying attention to, maybe a tuna sandwich that wasn't very interesting and it just got left behind. It's still there even though it

got there before Dan did. But we are going to play some of his funny stuff only because I think there's funny little self owns and everything you say when you're a talker and not a doer, you say fun things like you never expected me to come back, even though you've been claiming that everybody knew you were going to come back and you were only going to be there for a year. Even if a year was only 9 1/2 months or whatever it is. We'll just round up to make

things good again. Very interesting. People who end up at the FBI feel very comfortable fudging things like numbers. We talked about that yesterday. So we'll talk about that a little bit more today. I want to talk about Civil War 2 point O. It's being covered over on Zero Hedge. I want to talk about the concept of a house divided. And this is the bigger problem. This return of a podcast host is actually it's just sort of symptomatic of the bigger Donald

Trump administration issue. And that means that when you hire people to come in and do work and they don't know how to do it, and you call them warriors when they've never been to war and they're not warriors and they don't have that spirit, and they're actually kind of chubby and weak. And there are other people I'm talking about.

In this case, then you're not going to actually have a warlike attitude coming at it. And then when you hire people who actually have been to war and have a sort of a warlike attitude, then they come in and they do the things that you kind of expect them to do. They go and they know how to fight physically or metaphorically. So we've got this house divided. The biggest problem is, is that nobody ever came in and claimed the government.

We talked about it maybe a year ago, probably about a year ago right now, before Cash Patel took over the FBI, which was a microcosm for the bigger problem in government, also known as weaponized government. Weaponized government is is government that serves itself. It's government that doesn't care about the thing that it is meant to do, which is serve you.

If we can agree that a weaponized government looks out for its own interests, and I believe that it does, and you put people in charge that don't ever take back that weaponized government away from the people that were running it, and they continue to serve themselves, They just do so under a new banner. You have a house divided.

You have people that are interested in their own interests, that are trying to maintain their own paycheck and their pension and all the things that I called out as being problematic under the last administration, they continue because the house divided. You can't serve 2 masters and you cannot have two people pitted against each other. What we have is an administration that walked in there with certain priorities, mediocre though they are, it

turns out. And putting a bunch of boomers in that were on Fox News and work from New York is not the win that it was ever going to be because they didn't come in with the right understanding that you have to do one of two things if you want to reclaim anything. And Machiavelli talked about this 500 plus years ago. I did a nice breakdown with Joe

Oldman yesterday on his podcast. 500 years ago, it was pretty well established that if you want to uproot a current system of government and you want to turn and pivot to new priorities of a new administration, you have two ways of going about it. You can exile these people and that is means you send them away. In the case of the federal government, it means that they maybe still work for the government, but they don't get to work in the place where

there's power. So you work for the USDA and you get to hang out in Washington, DC, and that's where you make decisions. No, from now on you work out of Guam, you work out of Puerto Rico, you're going to work out of our satellite offers in somewhere in Australia. You're going to go to the embassy there and not bother us. That's the exile version. The alternative is execution. They're the two ES exile or execution are the only ways that you claim back a hostile government.

And an execution in this case could be just termination of their job. But I'm not saying you have to execute them, although there might be some people who who deserve that. I just don't know how it's going to work out. It's quite interesting because we're also going to see a couple stories, CN, NS covering it. New York Times is covering it, discussing the nationalization of elections, which Donald Trump has announced. And I don't know how that happens.

And I've got some real problems because when I ask people about mechanics, like the idea of big thoughts are fine. When you get to the nuts and bolts, you have to have people that understand how mechanics work.

And what are you going to do? You're going to have some Pfc from the Army, a guy that wants to marry the 1st girl that holds hands with him even though she's already sleeping with his buddy because he went on TDYI only say that because I dealt with guys that were in the Army that were PFCS that were 1718 years old, made terrible decisions. You're going to have those people go in what? Secure the election somehow?

I don't know how it happens. So the mechanics of that concern me. A normal person should look at the same problems. The founding fathers saw and say, I don't think that a strong, super powerful federal government has ever been the answer. My answer has always been you have to divest to the States and then maybe divest to the counties. And we should actually be looking to the people in our, in our, you know, city councils, in our governor's office and our

state houses. How many of you know all the people that are involved in representing you at the state level? I know that I don't. I focus on national politics because that's where the power is, but it shouldn't be, not in a Republic that is named the United States of America. We're not the federal states of Washington, DC, even though we be pretend like we are. So that's where I'm going to go with today's program. I'm not particularly pleased with the way this administration

has handled business. And I don't think that positive messaging and going out and doing a bunch of Fox News hits, which seems aimed at a very specific sort of boomer slop audience. And if you're a boomer, that doesn't mean it's you. It just means that there are some of your friends, some of your colleagues, and some people that are the same age as you that really just want to lap up the garbage that is being slopped into their through and

they look at it uncritically. As we talked about yesterday, they are 100% willing to have their opinions handed to them and then they go defend it based on the parasocial relationships with people that have never met them, do not care about them, and in all likelihood would take all their money. We'll do another show about gold another time soon because I've had another request to do a gold sponsor and they're willing to pay really good money and they all want to take you for

everything you're worth. And the Fox News types and the big Conservative Ink podcast, they all have a gold sponsor and all those people are 100% invested in just thieving the ever loving shit out of your life savings when they do these gold Iras and stuff like that. So that's for another time. We'll have, we'll have Dale Longwell, maybe we'll have Andy Scheckman back on to talk about it because it's not stopped even though we've talked about it before.

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Let's get into today's program starting now. All right. So as as briefly mentioned yesterday, we started off with a little discussion about why things happen and that's not always the most transparent thing that could be. You think that one thing is the reason, then you find out maybe there's another reason. This is something we LED with actually did we leave with this

or did we leave with yesterday? OK, so yesterday we talked about Rumble stock and on a one year basis, Rumble went from about $12.00 in chains per share to $5.69, which was a 53.4% drop in the cost. And I'm, I'm, I'm bagging on Rumble right now. And we pointed out that the, the founder of Rumble apparently owned a bunch of pornography websites and that's kind of how he made some of his early money. The, the reason why is because they're a crap platform.

And every time I, I, I point this out, anybody who's had any significant experience on there that's not being paid by the platform that doesn't have like a financial interest in it, recognizes how bad they are. And not to be complaining about people giving us revenue, 'cause I get revenue from Rumble, I get revenue from YouTube and other places. But I do want you to know I did the numbers on it yesterday.

I posted it over on locals for our subscribers and I'll post it for the YouTube folks as well today. Just kind of like a list of a screenshots of the actual monetization of these podcasts. So you get an idea of like how bad it is. A view on Rumble is worth about 8% a view on YouTube by revenue O we get roughly 4 1/2 times as many views over on Rumble and we get less than 50% as much revenue as we get from YouTube. It just makes me laugh.

I just know that their business model's not working. And then what they do is they shovel out a bunch of cash to be able to get quote UN quote big shows on there, when in reality they could focus on a bunch of smaller content. And they don't have to only focus in on people that like wear bikinis and play video games, which is apparently where Rumble it's politics and video game chicks playing, you know, in bikinis in their room. Very weird business model.

Anyway, it's dropped again. Dan came back to their show and they dropped another, another 1.5 percentage points over the year. That's not great. This is the year on year. So this is today's opening bid, which was 552. Anyway, I, I point that out because sometimes people try to come in and they don't recognize that humility is the answer. And maybe sort of like accepting that you failed at certain things. The Trump administration might want to start talking about this

one. Speaking of the house divided is is a a United States that has not been reclaimed. It is a federal government that has not been fixed and it hasn't been and SO0 head just talking about it. We brought it up the other day. We talked about the Fort Sumter moment Sumter, not Sumter. Even though I want to put AP in there. I really do I want to do a Kansas someone's on that and put AP in there. It's time to accept that civil War 2 point O was already

started. This is again attributed to Tyler Durden authored by Brandon Smith at alt market dot US. So actually not Tyler Durden this this zero head just kind of funny. They always attribute it to the same thing, the fictional character from the from the show and the from the book and the movie Fight Club. But it's never him so because he's not real, all right?

In July of 1917, as fires raged across Europe, the Russian city of Petrograd was facing its own special turmoil in the form of large scale Bolshevik insurgency. Up to 500,000 protesters, agitators and provocateurs had entered the city from across the country, many of them armed, and they took over large swaths of the metropolis. They hijacked private vehicles and confiscated private

buildings. Some Soviet leaders, including Vladimir Lenin, called the event premature and didn't publicly endorse it, which may have been in a calculated attempt to avoid direct blowback. The official historical explanation is that the insurgency had taken on a life its own, but the stage had been set and the communist agitators got exactly what they wanted. And what their strategy demanded

was human sacrifice. It goes on to give you kind of a historical perspective of the moment that we are in right now and the way that it may apply to things that are happening currently in the United States. Here's a couple of examples of a failed of a failed state and A and a sort of civil War 2 point O type mentality. And these should be these should be a joke. There shouldn't be anybody that thinks this is real and this is 100% real.

From what I can tell, this is the mayor of Long Beach, which doesn't seem like a very prestigious position. He's standing wearing like a baseball cap, which in and of itself is an utterly unserious thing to do as a politician, even at the local level. I think he's doing the start of the movie Warriors. My wife reminded me of this. I've I've seen Warriors, but man, I don't remember it. It wasn't really part of my upbringing.

I wasn't a New York kid. And so didn't they start that movie by like assembling all of the gangs so they could have like a gang meeting? And then there was like one group of guys that tried to make it back to their turf or something without getting killed or something to that effect. And it was like a dance off movie and it was kind of silly. Some sort of post apocalyptic New York. Is that what's going on here? Because there's like 3 things

that could be happening. One, that this person is a crazy person and he wants to bring in a bunch of gang members to kick ice out. That's the insurgency level we're talking about. Finding the people that are powerful and those powerful people are all outside the law. That's one possibility. The other possibility is that this is a joke and he's doing a bit, and I don't understand what the bit is nor why it would be funny, but I guess it could be.

And then the third possibility sounds like he would be a fed and he's trying to lure in a bunch of gangs under the idea that we are going to legitimize your illegal authority in this country and so we're going to all arrest you. I don't know what this is. You guys tell me after we watch this clip, maybe we can make some. He sounds convincing. He sounds like he might believe this. My name is Rogelio Martinez. I'm calling all 55 gangs in my beautiful city.

I expect a gang leader from every gang, all 55 gangs, and I'm not going to name them by name, but I'm calling the Latino gangs, I'm calling the Cambodian gangs, I'm calling the Filipino gangs, I'm calling the black gangs, I'm calling the Pacific Islander gangs. I'm calling all gang leaders to meet me right here, Long Beach City Hall this coming Monday.

Why Monday specifically? I need you to be here to meet me in person to take back this city because our leadership is not doing anything about it and our police are powerless. Once again. Let me be very clear. My name is Rogelio Martinez. You're 2026 Long Beach City Mayor, and I need your help. I need to see 55 gang leaders here this coming Monday. We need to take back the city. Enough is enough. Ice needs to get out of Long Beach and this is the only way. That I know how to get them out,

like is that a real thing? This is the intro to Warriors. You guys remember that? They were like the leather, the leather jackets, because that's what gang members look like. They were multiracial gang, so that was pretty cool. They were like racially cool. 1979, New York City, it doesn't look like a very nice place to live. My wife was born a couple years later and remembers the subway is looking like that, where they're all covered in graffiti

and all this kind of stuff. So yeah, so there's like this iconic idea that these guys are like running around we're going to bring in. 55 Gang. Members and we're going to go straight out to city seriously is that is that a fed ploy? What is that? Maybe you guys know give me a comment about it if you understand what's happening there. If that's real, did they even show up? Did he hold like a forum? Did they allow them in? Did they kick us out?

Is that happening? Here's a little sort of like a less retarded as far as the the Fed trolling version of it. But this is an equally silly moment. This is happening in Minneapolis. This is the difference between by the way, what Don what Don Lemon did. That's sort of like embedded in and we're part of an operation and we're going to keep this secret. We're going to be part of the conspiracy as we come in and and take over a church versus a guy

who is clearly an advocate. This guy is an advocate, but he's advocating something that you can kind of get away with as long as you couch it like you are an actual journalist. This is the line. Don Lemon doesn't know that because Don Lemon doesn't seem that bright. From what I can tell. Don Lemon was arrested for his violations of going into a church, which we didn't cover yesterday. And at the end of the day, I'm not even sure it's even that exciting.

I don't know if it's going to go anywhere, but this is a quote UN quote ice out operation where they are demanding and blocking people from from driving if you have the wrong license plates. I really kind of want to be up in Minnesota right now. I don't really want to be there, but I do want to drive through stuff like this and just keep slowly rolling over the top of their pallets and whatever with my truck. We are currently in the South side of Minneapolis.

So I want to show you a new form of resistance against ice, another ice out method that's growing and developing. Here are these roadblock cages. This is at least the 4th 1 in just a one mile radius I've seen. I talked to one of the demonstrators here and they said it's more than resistance. It's all bonding with your

neighbors. They also have Flyers they're issuing out that straight call for 10100 and 1000 blockades saying this is really a response to Ice's rapid grab and go methods where they're trying to move as quickly as they can through city streets. Stay with Care 11 for the latest information. OK, so Care 11 is doing the line of journalism. They're right on the edge. They're advocating, they're giving positive coverage.

There's nothing negative like, hey, all these a holes are breaking the law and every single one of them should be probably rounded up. That would be the other side of advocacy, right? It's obvious that they that they are blocking an an impeding traffic flow. They're in violation of city and state ordinances. So you could stop this if you were a governor and you were so inclined, but they don't want to. So that's the advocacy. It's a positive thing.

It's an ice out method. We're just covering. We're just the just the facts. Stay with us. We're care 11. Fine. Got it. OK. Doesn't look that cold. Actually, based on the way that guy's dressed, maybe he's just tougher than I am. So that goes to this idea that there is a massive differential in the way that people are dealing with federal, quote, UN quote, occupation. And this is where the Civil War

comes down right now. This is this is what it's come down to. Some people recognize that there are legitimate functions of our federal government and other people do not. And NPR covers them like this as some states try to show ICE the the door, others put out the

welcome mat. Yeah, that's that's pretty much what it is. Some people do the thing that you'd expect, which is that if somebody is a criminal illegal alien that is violated state law but also has a detainer that's been placed by our immigration enforcement people, then they go ahead and hand that people over to the federal government and

say, yes, we are done with them. Now, whatever our justice process is, we have released them on their own recognizance or we have, you know, they finished out a prison sentence and now you can have them. We're going to hand them up the chain. We're down the chain. Whatever you believe is, is supposed to be the case. I would like the federal government to be down chain, but tends to be up chain for money. And then the alternative is, is

that we're going to hide them. And we played a whole thing about Anna Navarro yesterday, not understanding that the concept of an ICE detainer. And this is people that are on the mainstream left right now. They don't understand. Well, why don't you just post an ICE agent out there? I actually did some work when I was in in Tucson. This goes back to shoot 2020 11 I think or 2020 eleven or 2012 and I was running paramedic rotations to catch up on how to

be a better paramedic. So we ran around with the fire department and we did a bunch of rotations to the hospital and Tucson, even though it's not a border town, has a very border feel to it in the certain hospitals because you're going to get people that fall off the wall, which did exist back then. It's some form. They'd fall off the wall and then they would have a broken leg, broken femur.

They'd hang out in the desert. They would try to walk from wherever the hell they came in, Nogales or something. They'd be wandering through the desert, get picked up by Border Patrol. They'd be on the edge of death. And because we are not a disgusting and, and 3rd world nation, we didn't just put these people that couldn't take care of themselves and maybe broken or, or on the edge of death.

And we didn't just trebuchet them back into Mexico, which would be an interesting thing to do by the way. Not very compassionate, probably not very Christian, but interesting. It would be effective if you just threw people over the wall back where they came from because that's how they came over. What we found out is that a lot of people down there had a great idea on how to get over the wall, but not once they got to

the top. They got to the top of the wall in the Mexico side and then they just bailed into America and broke both their femurs. So they'd end up in the hospital and Border Patrol would have been the apprehending party and they would bring them into the hospital. If they had long term issues that they were going to be there for more than a few hours, then Border Patrol just leave them and then we would just discharge them out onto the street because

you can't tie up these people. You have very limited plan, a limited number of people that do that work. And so they've got to constantly be in motion if they're going to be effective. So that's what they did. They would just leave people and then they would just catch them another time were in hopes that they would go, oh, well, I have now a freaking $50,000 hospital bill and I can't pay it. So what do I do? I'm going to turn myself in and

then I'm gonna go away. And that's not what happened. And then we saw that, like I said, that was 2012. That was under Obama. And this thing got worse and worse during the Biden administration, during even the Trump one point O version of it. We had more and more people come into this country. But we've always taken these people on and you always have limited resources when it comes to to putting them away. You just, you just can't keep

track of all them. Some states are showing the the welcome mat, and that's kind of what it looks like. All right, The death of Renee, I didn't know her middle name was Macklin. I thought it was something else. Renee Macklin Good and Alex Pretty have shaken the conversation about how the state should respond to immigration crackdowns. Across the country, Democratic leaders have vowed to hold federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers accountable.

I don't know why. And we'll play the meme again. Here's the meme. ICE enforces laws that were passed by. Who is it? Oh, yeah, including Democrats in Congress. Members of Congress passed all this stuff. Whatever. All right. After an ICE surge in Chicago last year, state leaders established the the Illinois Accountability Commission to collect evidence from citizens about I S s actions, including agencies, leadership and how to make accountability

recommendations for everyone. Things that they don't really have. These people take money from the federal government at the same time they also want to bitch about it. Isn't that silly? To me, it's very silly because at the end of the day, it's not. It's not actually all that difficult to fathom what should be done. We should be moving further away. We should have the states handle a lot of business. But there are some things that are obviously going to be a federal issue.

I don't know why this has become contentious outside of the context of what 0 Hedge is talking about, that they're talking about a theater and revolution theater and that the leaders are saying, well, we don't want to do all these crazy things. It's premature and they don't want to endorse it. They don't want the the the direct blowback of saying we're really looking for a physical revolution here. I think that there's both sides now are starting to warm up to that idea.

And people started that five years ago when we watched the Summer of love that happened after George Floyd. And this, this idea that Brianna Taylor was somehow, you know, she that she had her civil liberties violated when these guys were actually firing into a house where they were being shot at. There's all these narratives that got marched out that were false. It doesn't matter how far back you go.

And the encouraging of violence from one side overwhelmingly, until it got to the point where people were like, hey, by the way, you're, you're now threatening my suburban home. I left the Washington, DC area. I left Fairfax County in a very, very safe place that looked not safe when I left. Virginia's not looking very safe today, right? But in Fairfax County, where I lived, it was idyllic. They were, you know, there were dogwoods that bloomed.

There were trees that popped out with flowers everywhere. It was green. There were kids of every different color and creed that were going in, getting on the school bus and going places and getting taught about gender ideology or something crazy. But it was really pretty and it was peaceful. It was it was tranquil. It was a pastoral vision of what you'd expect like New England

living to look like. And then we saw 2020 where there were a bunch of a holes that were walking around down the Parkway and they were just a few feet away from where my house was. And I'm like, I'm going to end up in an l-shaped ambush against these people. We're going to have to try to defend our freaking cul-de-sac. I got to get the hell out of here.

I don't want to be here. And as more and more people started becoming aware of that, I think more people on the right are also like, why are we letting these, these, these jerks define what it is to live in an urban American area? Why do we let them shut down the streets and ask to see papers? Why do we have fake autonomous zones that are like claiming that they are outside the control of the state government when clearly the state government has allowed this

thing to go on? And so it's sort of like with the wink and the nod of the state governments, I think people saw a lot of really nice places to live with really nice people. I'm sure Minnesota has lovely people. My grandmother's from there. There are a lot of people that I've met that have left that state and they and they mourn for the loss of what the state used to be and that it wasn't nearly like that. It may have been like a pro union type state, but it wasn't

a communist state. It wasn't this communist revolution that we're seeing talk about over on Zero Hedge. The majority of normies don't need to join the revolution. They just need to be convinced to stay out of the way. Isn't that the truth? How many people got that message over the last five years? Look, you don't have to participate in the burnings. You don't have to participate in

the demonstrations. You just have to stay out of the way when they do it and not protest too much and not go agitate for your Police Department to come and do the thing that they get paid to do. And we're seeing that play out right now in Minnesota. It's happening every freaking day. The state government could stop this immediately by simply enforcing the nuisance laws, the traffic laws, the non obstructive laws for for right of way when it comes to highways and and cities.

But they've convinced regular people that it is, again, their interest to go out there, that there's enough of a groundswell of people that want this, that it has to continue on. And I think the federal government is a lot like that, too. Yesterday, I had a long discussion with my buddy Joel Altman, and we were talking about whether or not there's enough density to achieve the mission set that the MAGA crowd was hoping they would get out of government. And the answer, I think, is not,

it's not even close. This is the house divided. You walked into a a government that was hostile to your intentions. And rather than uproot and get rid of all those people, you went soft and you just changed leadership. And you have people messaging things that are utterly inaccurate. One of the guys that was supposed to go in and do this, this was like the so-called fighter of the deep state.

This was a guy that they feared because he was a warrior was a guy named Ed Martin. And Ed Martin is an attorney who's overweight, whose major accomplishment, as far as I can tell, he's supposed to be in charge of pardons. But we've got Joe Biggs out there with not a pardon, so his life is still screwed. We've got guys like Stewart Rhodes, not a pardon. They got commuted from their

sins, so they're not in jail. But now they, like, they're not even recognized for the things they actually did in their lives. So Eagle Ed, Eagle Ed Martin, who flies high above somebody commented this morning, it's hard to be an eagle or fly like an eagle when you're actually a Turkey. What did he do other than tweet out a bunch of hey, hi, America, how you doing? Good Morning America, how you doing?

And a picture of him with Julie Kelly or him and a picture of somebody else with his potbelly and sometimes a trench coat. We got a messaging campaign. We got PR and not reality and and that's going to catch up. That's going to catch up. It's going to be really ugly in the midterms. That's not me wishing it on anybody. It's me recognizing that people went. What have you done? Listen to to Ban and talk about it? He's a warrior.

Can we stop please, with the language they called Cash Patel a warrior. To what war did he fight of any kind? Like whether it be a literal war or a metaphorical war, Are there any that anyone can point to where they got and they put something on the line 'cause I don't know. And calling somebody a warrior does not make it so. Ed Martin. And look, I don't know what's going. Ed Martin is a great warrior. He was head of supposed to be when he left the DCUS attorney's office.

When Judge Jeanine came in, when she got confirmed, Ed went over to main justice to head up the weaponization of government of which he was handpicked by this guy named. Let me remember, I get him. Oh, yeah, Donald J Trump, who happens to be president of the United States, who could not think more highly of Ed back from the time of in 15 and 16 when Phyllis Schlafly endorsed President Trump. And Ed Martin has been a warrior since then. He's one of the toughest hombres I've ever met.

And now there's a Washington Post story that says today that Ed Martin is out of main justice. He's off of not even not heading the weaponization, but he's not even on the weaponization working group. I don't know how that happened. And he's now doing pardons full time and pardon. And there's this discussion. He may go to the White House in a senior position. I'd rather have him in. Main justice on weaponization. I think it's good for the country.

He's this guy's a total warrior. If not, please, we got to keep him in the White House in a senior position. Ed Martin. The reason after the people like Ed Martin is 'cause Ed Martin is a fighter. Total, total fighter. Total fighter. Here's his Twitter feed. It's a picture of him standing chubbily with some chubby hands next to someone named Brendan Sullivan. Cool, Scroll down the feed. We'll see. Oh, there's another one.

There's another selfie there and he's hanging out with Leo Terrell. Cool, that's great to be there. So happy we just keep scanning down. We'll just find more selfies of him just standing and talking to people. What did they accomplish with this stuff? Oh, there he is. There he is with Lou Holtz. Amazing, great, so good. What makes that a warrior hanging out and taking selfies on Twitter, Is that is that what warriors do? Is that the nature of war? Oh, look, the other day.

Good morning, America. How are you? Here's Ed Martin's official DOJ account. That's Cindy Powell. We almost got to cracking again. I think there he is talking to Donald Trump. Look at this two hours ago. Look at this war that he's fighting. Oh, he found another war. Here, some more pictures with people. They're taking selfies. How you doing, America? Everybody, there's another one. Good morning, America. How are you? I mean, I don't think he did

anything except this. I don't, I don't know. Did we de weaponize government? Is the what is the government no longer weaponized in any way, shape or form? Is that what we think is happening? Did the Kraken come out and I just missed it? I missed the, the, the tentacles of the of the big squid or whatever. I'm not trying to be mean. I just want to know why is he a warrior and what did he accomplish? How did we de weaponize government when the same people work there?

The house divided will not stand. Right now it is divided. There are people like maybe Ed Martin who wanted to see something different happen and they're kind of squishy about it. As far as I can tell, they're in charge of like 3 guys. What authorities did they have? What did the weaponization working group put out that solved any problems?

Just as a real simple question, calling somebody tough or functional or saying that we need them in there because they're fighters fighting what and for what? And what are the results of the fight? How many knockouts do you have? How many technical knockouts do you have? What rounds did you win when you went head to head with whatever the state mechanism is? You're, you're, you're fighting with the same people and you're asking them to do the mission that they were actually not

interested. The craziest thing to me is we're doing the meme that my buddy Phil put out a while ago, which is how do you do reform but with the same people. You cannot reform with the same people. This is a known fact in in geopolitics for 500 plus years, at least in the Western world. Exile or execution, those are your options. You have to terminate their employment or you have to send them to a place where they no longer have power and that is not happening.

These are the same people that did the one thing that you were worried about. They are now briefing and getting you spun up so you can understand what's happening in this world. Alex Jones also covered it. I assume when Alex Jones says his sources are talking about Ed Martin is that his source is actually Ed Martin. But I do like hearing Alex talk about it too.

So here we go. It was reported this morning that Ed Martin, leading up Trump's government weaponization against the American People Task Force, was completely out at DOJ. Well, my sources confirmed earlier today that he's not out at DOJ, but that he's been removed from the task force. But it is not a good thing that he was pushed out of there by Todd Blanche and others who basically have been blocking and sitting on top of everything he's been trying to do and many others.

So again, the people of America force the Epstein files out. And that's a great thing and it proves it vindicates everything we've been saying. Just pure evil, human trafficking of children, sex slavery, the occult, money laundering, intelligence agencies, Epstein saying that, you know, they're at war with gentiles. I mean, just horrible stuff. And we need to spotlight it so we can, you know, expose all these different mafias and things and bring Americans together of all, all types.

And I, I want to believe in Trump that I'm glad he's in there compared to the Democrats. But that said, Martin's been very faithful, very smart, very good. And we need to see more people like him in there. They have brought in the former attorney general in Missouri in his hardcore. And of course he got stuff going with Tulsi Gabbard and Lorraine in Georgia with all the fraud the election 2020 there. And I want. Maybe so maybe Andrew Bailey's out there kicking ass behind the

scenes. Luckily, we don't hear from him. Actually, that's the best thing that I can find. That's that's literally the nicest thing I can say about the FBI deputy director right now, that Andrew Bailey has no social media and is theoretically doing the job. Although I don't know what it is, I'm actually fine with that. I if I don't hear about it, I'm good to go.

If I see a bunch of selfies and a bunch of explanations on XI, think you're probably failing, That's that's you doing PR instead of you doing the job, showing up and taking a picture with a trench coat, that just ain't it. Remember, he was the acting, He was acting attorney for the United States Attorney's office in DC. And then they put in someone called Jeanine Pirro, who is a Fox host. So she's currently holding that job. And I've got something from that

too, because this is how we win. I think what we do is we just say Boomer New York slop on Fox News, let people know that you sound tough. You're hard on crime, also unconstitutional liberties, but mostly on crime, but also unconstitutional liberties. So we've got that before we get there. Will you guys give us a like over on Rumble? You guys did awesome yesterday. We're up on the leaderboard again. Even though there was a big day for a lot of different shows on

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And, and I had to look it up because I always want to know who these people are a little bit more than I do. I have like a sense of who a Jeanine Pirro is, but I don't watch Fox people. Let's be real. I was never the Fox audience. I was never going to be the Fox audience. I certainly was going to pay to watch someone like this. So there she is. There's her, there's her Wikipedia page. She's born in 1951. That makes her 74 years old. That makes her a boomer, and she's a boomer.

She's from New York. Who does New York boomer stuff like, say, don't worry about your ability to carry a pistol in a city that has historically been incredibly dangerous and was probably one of the places where most people would have been most interested in carrying a pistol. It was one of the biggest, you know, complaints. This is from the most 2A administration in history, per them. Don't worry about that gun.

You can't have it. We're going to lock you up and we're going to take your gun, and we might not even give it back. You bring a gun into the district, you mark my words, you go into jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district, and I don't care if you're a law abiding gun owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this district, count on going to jail and hope you get the gun back. Yeah. I hope you get that gun back. We're going to take it. We're going to get guns off the

streets. This is like the ATF used to say that all the time too. We got guns off the streets. Was someone possessing them or running a crime with them? No, but they own them and we bought them from a legal gun owner in a place like California. And then we got those guns off the streets and you're like, you got the guns that you legal. You overpaid for a firearm using federal dollars to like, can I get that job? Can I also buy guns with federal?

Can I keep them when I'm done? I'll keep them off the streets. I'll put them in my safe. That'd be fine. I like collecting up guns. Having a bunch of them, that'd be great. What is she talking about? If there is one place in America that should be ruled by the Constitution, and it's the closest to the institutions of power, wouldn't you think that'd be Washington, DC? Wouldn't you think that the Second Amendment doesn't need any caveats? It doesn't need any additional

explanation there. I carried a gun in DC and I was always happy I did. I used to do a joke and I'll just tell you guys this because it's kind of funny to me. I used to you ever seen the, the Glock mags that are 33 rounds that they call them like the happy sticks or the, the, the, the Glock sticks? So it's a 33 round stack of 9mm and I used to wear a double holster or a double magazine

pouch on my belt. And as a joke, I would put 233 round sticks so they would stick up all the way up to my armpits. They're like these super tall, ridiculous things. If you snap into a Glock handgun, they look ridiculous. They stick down. It's what the guys with the with the Glock switches and the machine guns do. And I used to do that. And there's this concept in, in the two way world, in the shooting world of a New York

reload. So we're, I guess we're going to do another reference to the Warriors because this is like a 1970s New York thing. Back in the day, if you had a revolver and you only had six rounds in the revolver, like you see over my shoulder here and there's a, there's a classic early 1980s Smith and Wesson revolver, combat revolver, whatever. You might have 6 rounds in there and in a really aggressive gunfight, you bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, you're done with all your shots.

You could drop your revolver and draw another revolver with a short barrel maybe. And that was called the New York reload. The New York reload was dropping the gun that was empty and picking up another gun. Interestingly enough, just kind of as a funny little moment too in this other aside is that Dan Bongino once told me he carried 3 guns in his gun bag or in his gym bag for some reason. No further information why even in the era of modern reloads where you can just put in a magazine.

Not a gun guy, but the New York reload is a thing. Drop your gun, grab another gun. There you have it. The 33 round Glock magazine I used to refer to as the DC reload. Because whenever you dealt with problems in DC, it was always like young gangs of roving black men that were doing, you know, mischievous violence or running around on dirt bikes and beating the crap out of some random dude

or whatever. And you were never going to just have like 1 target or three targets, which maybe you trained for with your, your standard magazine. You'd have like 20 or 35 and they would invade the whole street. So the DC reload was like, I might need 33 rounds in the gun with an additional 33 rounds to back it up. It was a joke. But DC is not a safe city, and it's not a good city.

And it should be a place where the Constitution makes simple sense, where you just go, yeah, champion fringed. We're the closest to power. Good thing we've got Jeanine Pirro doing that. So that helps me. It's almost like Donald Trump puts people in that he doesn't understand what their positions are and that their positions are not actually the thing that the people that voted for him wanted. Am I wrong about that? Again, the house divided, what is the mindset?

We're going to come in, we're going to be the most two way friendly. We're going to be the most pro-life. We're going to be the most conservative. We're going to be the most get rid of the IRS. Like I read you Agenda 47 the other day. It was the list of promises that were made during the campaign. Donald Trump said this is what we're going to accomplish. He's got like AC minus at best on those things. And yeah, it's one year in.

But you think you can do a hostile takeover and do it slowly and gently and make sure that everybody's on board and maybe have some like, focus group meetings and see how it's going for you. No, you have to come in with like, freaking blood on the floor. And that's what we advocated in the agency that I used to work for. And that should be the case in the government in general. There's a lot of jobs that should just be straight up eliminated.

This was in the Epstein files, which is weird because we're talking about that. This was a a video clip that was in the Epstein files for some reason. It's a clip of Tucker Carlson. But I think it's also an interesting little time capsule about how Donald Trump hires people, doesn't know what their capabilities are, and then finds out later like, hey, these people don't seem to be doing my agenda. I had an agenda. He can't pay attention to everybody.

I actually give him a little bit of understanding on that. But who at the end of the day is responsible for the hiring decisions, but the president who puts the person in the job, the failure eventually goes up to the top. They always say that shit rolls downhill, and that's true. But when you start looking for somebody who actually did it wrong, at some point you've got to figure out where the buck stops and the buck should stop with the person who's a quote,

UN quote leader. Here's Tucker Carlson talking about John Bolton and his mustache, which they arrested that guy. That's how far they've come from that. He was originally part of the first administration trying to figure out the scam that is neoconservatism. One news account this week explained that President Trump has begun to wonder about his national security advisor, John Bolton.

Bolton, you'll remember, led the cheering for the Iraq invasion in 2003. He supported the overthrow of Gaddafi in Libya a couple years later. He pushed for pre emptive strikes on Iran and North Korea. He called Russia's actions in the United States in 2016 an act of war. He agreed with Bill Kristol on that. He's advocated for regime change in Venezuela, Cuba, Nicaragua. Trump, of course, ran against

all of that. Apparently, the president has told people around him this week that John Bolton wants to get him, quote, into a war. Now, we're not in the habit of fact checking other people's news stories, but in this case, we can confirm that conclusively. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. John Bolton, the the chicken hawk wanted to get into a war and then kept wanting us to get into a war and has been pushing for a war ever since she was able to speak. Yeah, what the neocons are.

Yesterday when I was talking to my buddy Joe I, I continue to to point out that there is no political right wing in this country. And if you guys are being honest, you know that too. There is no political right. You might be the political right and I am the political right, but there's no party that represents the political right. The political right wants to get rid of pieces of government. It wants to shut them down. It wants them to go away. They would like less of all of this.

It would be don't touch me as much, please. Give me more of an anti Federalist Lien. Devolve powers to the states. We don't have that. We have 90s Democrats. The idea that we're going to be tough on crime and you can have a gun as long as we say so. That's a 90s Democrat thing. Donald Trump said otherwise when he was on the campaign trail. We're going to do concealed

carry. We're going to reciprocal carry all the way across the country, including places where you don't need a permit, which would mean theoretically, my Texas driver's license said that I can carry a gun everywhere. Shouldn't that be the case? I think so. I've read the Constitution. Maybe you have to.

That's a big deal for me because if if you have national concealed carry, which was something they actually put out there during the campaign and you got all the gun people behind it and we were all in Ford. Like imagine that happens. Do you have a dude asking for all the gang members to gather in Long Beach? Do you have people that are stopping traffic in the middle of Minnesota and Minneapolis? Does that happen if everybody there could be a like a gun toting mom?

I don't think so. It solves a lot of problems. An armed polite, an armed society, does that tend to be a polite society on purpose? Because the the possibility is the consequences of interaction can go a lot higher. I used to carry, I'm going to say it anyway. I used to carry when I was in California before I joined the

military. I don't even know about gun permits because I just read the Constitution and I, I literally was ignorant of it. I was like, I don't know, I'm just going to carry a gun because I own it and I might need it. I had an AR15 in the back of my, my Toyota Camry or whatever it was Corolla, I think it was a Corolla. I used to drive around with an

AR in the back of the thing. I would drive through parts of Los Angeles. I'd go through through the Valley, I'd go through South Central and it was like if I got into a fight with somebody over a parking spot and it got physical and gross, like it could get really, really ugly there. So it was like, well, you could have the parking spot. It's not that big a deal.

I find that carrying a weapon actually de escalates most conflicts with me because it's not worth me getting into a potentially fatal involvement with somebody over stuff that doesn't matter. That's your shopping cart. Knock yourself out. Oh, you want to take the milk and the cheese and the eggs that I already stacked in there? Whatever, dude, I'll go get another one.

I'll curse your name and think you're a dummy, but I'm not going to fight you in the in the in the HEB because I'm not trying to have a draw down on you. Even if I think I'm faster, which I probably am, we're just not like I turn the volume down on conflict because I'm armed and the consequences are very high. I would like to see that. I'd like to see that in America. I think everybody benefits from that. I don't think there's more crime.

I think the numbers have actually proven that out. I'm concerned when you have people in your government that are doing the opposite of what you said you were going to do. I am also concerned when your government is slowly and mediocrely bringing about like this, this change. And like again, I said the whole point was meant to be that we were going to de weaponize government.

That's why we brought up Ed Martin, that we were going to have a complete sea change in the way that government was dealing with the citizens. I thought it was going to go back and serve us. That's kind of what they said. Make America great again would mean make America constitutional, which means beholden to the Constitution and therefore the people. There's no political right in this country. The left are marching towards

communism. They are marching in the same way the Bolsheviks did in the early 8/19/17 ugly. They're convincing people on the, on the, the center left to just stay out of it and let them do their thing. The people on the right, what are they? They're, they're neocons or they're, or they're 90s liberals. They're not my enemy. 90s liberals are not my enemy. Like we can have a debate about whether or not there should be abortion, whether it should be safe, legal and rare or, or banned.

I can have that in good faith with people because if they think it should be safe, legal and rare, they're already telling us like, what's important, that it's, it's bad. So we can have that, that, that, that discussion. And we used to then you want people that want to have like, you know, abortion up until the point of birth. It's frustrating. You can't slowly walk back government. You have to aggressively prune

it maybe more than you need. By the way, Fox was having this on CNN, was having panels talking about this very, very early on, right? Kevin Leary, the Shark Tank guy, major money guy, What did he say? You got to prune back 20% more than you think you need. You can hire people back if you need to. That was the whole purpose behind Doge. This story is the is a crying story of a black woman who lost her job that was ADEI hire. She looks ridiculous by the way.

So just endure, endure this with me. The craziest thing is, is when you remove DEI policies, you actually go back to something that makes sense. I've got a really, really interesting story about university enrollment when DEI policies removed because of a Supreme Court decision in 2023. And then I'm going to make a broader statement about government jobs with this woman.

So first of all, like let's watch her as a microcosm and then I'm going to extrapolate a little bit bigger about what government looks like in reality. I loved my job, I loved it and it made a difference to people. But Adrian Birch's job with the Department of Agriculture was eliminated last February. I started crying. I said, Oh my God, I'm losing my job. I'm not prepared. I don't have enough savings.

The chainsaw for bureaucracy As Elon Musk took a chainsaw to the federal government, Birch says she felt forced into early retirement at age 54. Today, she says she gets 1/3 of her previous pay. To get to a point where you made a great salary, made six figures, and they have that ripped from you, and not because you didn't do the job well. It's painful pain. That was just beginning as Birch

started looking for work. I've applied for, I think about 35 jobs or so. I've gotten 5 rejections, most of the other ones, nothing. Any interviews? No. And she's not alone. 41 year old Audrey Malone lost her corporate job in facilities management about a year ago. I stopped counting. My job application is after I hit like 150 or something like that. You've applied to over 150 for Oh, I've applied to more than 150 jobs.

I just stopped counting at 1:50. And you look at it and you go, I'm not enough, what's wrong with me? What am I doing wrong? Some economists say the proliferation of artificial intelligence and the elimination of DEI programs have negatively impacted black women. And then there's the cuts to government jobs where black women are represented at twice the rate as in the private

sector. All of it has contributed to the more than 300,000 black women who lost or left their jobs in the first half of 2025. We. Almost are like I'm almost speechless. That is such an incredible little grab. You did 150 job application and you got no responses. They're crying about the fact that black women are over represented in the federal government. That's been my experience as well. They're over represented because the federal government is a jobs

program. It is not a functional entity that does something. It doesn't do anything. It just exists. And the reason that the woman said, did you, did you hear her with the stupid glasses and the and the weird hair? What did she say? She said you get to a point where you've got a six figure job and it felt good. I bet it did. I bet it felt good to make money doing nothing of value to people. Does she ever say the thing that

I did actually did something? Did she understand that the purpose of her job, what the task was that she had to accomplish every day, and the purpose, the why? I don't think so. In my experience, most government workers, a huge chunk of them have zero idea how they contribute to the mission of the agency and how the agency contributes to the mission of the federal government broadly.

What do you do that every day you show up and you are adding value to the American people for the dollars you get? And why are you so highly paid? We used to have an office in the Washington field office. It was on the top floor where they did all the mail. And I would go up there to try to send off evidence or I would try to go send a package off from like some equipment that I had that needed to go to another

office. And they never knew how to even get their asses out of the seats to help. I called it the nail room NAIL because the women there had nails that were incompatible with doing physical work and their job was physical. They would have like 3 inch long nails and they'd be sitting there painting these damn nails every time I walked in, which was enough times that I didn't want to go back. It was like, I'd rather just pay for it out of my pocket and try to expense it.

I wonder if we can do that. The nail room was a perfect example, by the way. All black people who worked in there, that's not saying something about black people. It's saying about something in people in government that do nothing. Often times they are Black women and they are between the ages of 35 and 55 years old. They're single moms, almost all of them. I'm just telling you that I met hundreds of them in multiple

different government agencies. That was the craziest thing about working in Washington, DC. I got to go into government agencies and we found out that Tanya worked in every single one of them. They're all the same person, and they all suck at what they do because they don't actually care about the work. Their job is to get the

paycheck. And after 38 years of whatever service, after they put on, you know, 150 lbs, after they were had COPD and diabetes and then congestive heart failure and all the other kind of medical problems that we're all paying for, then they'd retire. They get a lifetime pension and a lifetime medical benefits. Is that, like, frustrating? Yeah, it is when you're a guy who has to have a fitness

standard for your job. When you show up and you lose your job because you actually did what you were trained to do, and the job that I did was actually to do 1 specific thing. It's like, how do you stop force and fraud from impacting the American people? How do you do that? That was my job. That was my mission. If you ask me, Kyle, what is it that you are trying to do every single day? It's like I'm watching this bad guy so he does not steal from people.

I'm watching this bad guy so we can prosecute this person because he's defrauded the federal government of this thing. I'm watching this fill in the blank terrorist spy, whatever it may be, and we're going to do this thing. What are you doing on an Indian Reservation? I'm actually just policing people that the federal government has decided to take on like a captive victim population because we have a

bunch of grown up toddlers. But like, they kill each other or they hurt each other and they make up stories about things. And so it's my job to get to the bottom of it so the American people don't have to spend more time, money and effort in the legal system. For example, whatever I could articulate how my mission impacted the national mission of what I was doing, or I would be like, this job is actually a waste of my time. I don't know why I do this job.

I wish it didn't exist. I've been asked to do it, and I'm hoping I can get into a more meaningful position. The nail room is the great example. Those women were all nail room employees, some of them apparently making six figures. Did any of them discuss like their actual their features or their capabilities? No, this story is absolutely fascinating to me and it comes from, and I think they're actually framing it in the

opposite way. This comes from the New York Times. Colleges see a major racial shift in student enrollment. When you read the headline, I was like, what are what are they going to cover in this? I was actually fascinated. And these two, those two things go together. An analysis finds that flagship state universities, as well as less selective colleges, had major increases in black and Hispanic students following a ban on race conscious admissions.

This might be the single most damning DEI article that I've ever read. And I think the woman was actually trying to point out that the Supreme Court is extra mean. I think that's what they're doing here. The Supreme Court ruling in 2023 banning race conscious college admissions led to decline in black and Latino admissions among highly selective universities. At many other schools, the opposite occurred, according to new analysis.

Interesting. So when you made the the highly selective schools actually not do this fake selection where they prioritize race, then you found that the other schools that were less selective got the people that would have otherwise gone to the highly selective schools but didn't belong there. How crazy is this idea? This is the most sensible thing I've ever read in the New York Times.

Overall, freshman enrollment underrepresented minority groups increased by 8% at flagship public universities. The analysis by a nonprofit organization called Class Action concludes that those schools were among the institutions that benefited as a result of higher rejection rates for Black and Latino students at the nation's 50 most selective schools. Let me put that in plain English.

In the 50 most selective schools, they were they were prioritizing people that had no right to be there based on scores alone. They should not have been there by their intellectual horsepower, by their workload, their capabilities, whatever else, their test scores and so on, their performance in academia.

And they were being boosted. And when they stopped artificially boosting because of the 2023 decision that came out of the Supreme Court, what you found was, is that the more common universities saw more diverse populations pop up, which is where they belonged in the 1st place. So when you try to put that, that square peg in the round hole and it doesn't fit, you've done two things. You've ruined the thing, you've ruined the hole, and you've

ruined the peg. Most likely trying to head put a bunch of black and Hispanic people into 50 most selective schools simply because you were trying to diversify your population when they didn't belong there. So simple. When you stop it, they go where they belong. It's like the market actually works when it comes to even things as dumb as academia.

While the data only covers freshman enrollment in the first year after the Supreme Court went into effect or the Supreme Court decision went into effect, it bolsters the prediction by some education experts that the decision would create a chain of

consequences. Highly qualified black and Latino students who might have been admitted to Ivy schools if you freaking fudge the numbers, enrolled in less selective schools as a result of the decision, potentially leading to a cascade of less qualified minority students enrolling in even less selective institutions.

No, what you've done is you've stopped the diversity, equity, inclusion boost, that inflationary thing where they said simply because of your skin color, which is a totally unamerican way to do it. Because of that, you've now taken things back to their standard. I'm flabbergasted that they wrote this and thought that this was somehow going to be, you know, it was a it's against the Supreme Court decision, and yet it actually says the most fair

thing I've ever heard. You no longer are going to engineer your classes based on something crazy. And you know what? There are people that are inside the Trump administration that don't suck and are trying to figure this thing out. They did understand, and I don't think they're going fast enough, but at least they actually represent the word warrior. When people say warrior, at

least they actually went to war. I can look at certain people and say I see folks that are doing things that look decent. I see a Tulsi Gabbard showing up at a Fulton County search warrant and go, yeah, that should be happening. The reason why nobody trusts the FBI. Do you guys know that we're going to cover that story in a second as well before we get to that one? Let's just do this. This is Pete Hegseth.

He was giving a speech talking about the fact that we needed to abolish dudes and dresses and a bunch of other nonsense. We don't need to fluff up and pretend that things are real when they are not. We don't need a nail room. We didn't need them. Those employees could have all gone away and I would have done my own. If you just put the boxes in the thing that was marked FedEx. I'll even stock the boxes when they come back in from the FedEx

guy. Drop them down in the in the in the front lobby and I'll put them away. I don't mind. I got paid good money. We didn't need someone to sit there and paint their nails and just not know where the the boxes were in the 1st place. PTXS seems to get it. Can he move fast enough at a huge behemoth like the Pentagon? Probably not, but it beats the hell out of like Ed Martin posting selfies.

At least this guy seems to actually be doing things like getting rid of people that don't belong there. I see that because I see some of the crazy men and women who dressed up like the other gender standing up with their little tick tock microphones. And now they're running for Congress because they're very, very hurt and they want to be a tranny in or a transgender person standing in Congress and

bitching about their problems. When in fact they never had any qualification to be there in the 1st place. Like that is the right answer. Here he is. Our job is to be the hammer when necessary, but hopefully never have to use it. It's called deterrence. But if we must use it to fight, we will fight to win overwhelmingly. And the third principle is common sense, which as you all know is not so common in Washington, but in the Trump administration.

When you look at the problem we have as a nation, we have to we have to build at scale and at speed, and that's vital. It's common sense. So we have to go faster and empowering our fastest. Runners. You will see those common sense principles applied at the War Department in three simple ways. One, we're reviving the warrior ethos. We're eliminating the distractions and the debris. No more DEI, no more dudes and dresses, no more climate change worship or social justice or

political correctness. We're done with all of that. At least that messaging is good. At least it's what people actually voted for and thought they wanted. He didn't say we're going to take your guns if you come to Washington, DC. I'll take that 10 times out of 10. It might be more PR, but it does sound like they're getting some of these people out because I've seen some of them. I've got friends that are in the military that think it's a better situation now than it

was. So at least you got somebody who understands from the ground level what the problem was and is attempting to to stop it. I don't think he's perfect you. I don't think they're moving fast enough. What did he say? We need to move faster. Yes, all that's true guys. If you're watching on Rumble, if you're watching on YouTube, give us a like subscribe to the channels. I'd appreciate if you did.

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I was like, I don't know, but you know who knows? Spotify does. Go check it out. Super useful. All right, let's keep going on. Can we do my favorite picture of the year so far? There will be a better picture at some point. But Tulsi Gabbard on the phone wearing a dark hat, wearing a dark jacket, talking very quietly into the phone. I don't know what she's doing. She's doing spy stuff.

She's the she's the director of the Office of National Intelligence and she's doing national intelligence looking stuff. I just like the way this picture look. Can we read a story? Because it's fun when you see this stuff out there in the world. This is the director. She's not supposed to be leaving her office. She's supposed to get briefed on stuff.

And there she is doing what, checking out something happening in Georgia. Tulsi Gabbard defended her presence at the FBI search in Georgia on the election hub. I don't know what they got. I don't know if there's anything there. There's a whole story about elections right now and whether it's going to be nationalized.

Tulsi Gabbard, who's prohibited from participating in domestic law enforcement as the director of national intelligence, said she facilitated a call between FBI agents and Donald Trump. There's some interesting things that I did not know about the ODNI. And I like it when people present things like facts. I wouldn't have previously told you that I thought Tulsi Gabbard was a warrior, but I would at least admit that she was in the military.

And she at least understood. I've seen her in some of these military games or some of these tactical games. She runs good. She shoots OK. It looks like she's got cool kit. I don't. I don't like it 'cause I 'cause I really am irritated by the whole concept of like gun women doing gun babe stuff. But still, this is a quick picture. This is what are they? What are they? Sounds, sound bites and

snapshots. That's a great snapshot of someone doing things like checking in on shady actions happening, even if it's five years later. I'm going to actually go to the letter she wrote because she responded they were House Democrats and, and and Senate Democrats that were crying about her being down there. And then we got this. This is her letter to Mark

Warner, she said. Vice Chairman Warmer and Ranking Member James Hines. I received your letter regarding my presence at the Federal Bureau of Investigation. FB is execution of a search warrant at the office of the Clerk of Court of Fulton County, Georgia, 28 January 2026. And for a brief time I accompanied FBI Deputy Director Bailey. Oh, so he was involved in this? It's the only time that I've seen him mentioned on almost

anything. And the Atlanta Acting Special Agent in Chard, Pete Ellis and observing FBI personnel executing a search warrant issued by the United States District Court for the Northern District of Georgia pursuant to

probable cause findings. My presence was requested by the President, who she works for and executed under my broad statutory authority to coordinate, integrate, and analyze intelligence related to election security, including counterintelligence, foreign and other malign influence, and cybersecurity. The FB is intelligence. Counterintelligence divisions are one of the 18 elements that I oversee. I actually think they should go directly to OD and I, I would like that a lot.

That's one of the things that I thought Caspatel City was going to do. How interesting. There are 12 FBI field offices across the country, including the Atlanta field office where the senior FBI official, either the assistant director in charge, the ADIC or the the special agent in charge, the SAC is dual headed as my domestic DNI representative. I didn't know that. I'll be totally candid with you. I had no idea that that that the person who was the SAC in 12 different field office.

There's like 56 field offices for the FBI. There used to be 55. Then they open Billings, there's 56. OK, of those, apparently 12 of them are now dual headed under ODNII. This is like what I tell you, that the FBI is an intelligence agency. Here's the director of national intelligence agreeing with the thing that I said.

It's one of the major problems because the people that work intelligence are by and large, massively against the agenda that you thought you were getting when you voted for Donald Trump. Just saying. And I've been saying that for literally years now. As long as I've been speaking publicly, I've been saying that I would suggest to you that about 80% of the United States intelligence community wants to run things the way that they

think. You know, like a house divided, like one that doesn't take direction, like a dog that doesn't mind. I've had Mike Benz on the program years ago now when we were in the old in the old house, we sat down next to each other and he referred to it as like a rot wool rotwell, Rottweiler, orca, Pitbull dragon or something. I have to go back and find the

clip. He said that the CIA but probably speaking that the intelligence community, it needs to function not in America, but it functions in America and it actually functions in 12 different field offices where the SAC or the the ADIC is in fact a dual headed person That answers to ODNII. Had no idea. That tells you why they were there though.

Domestic DNI representatives are distributed by region and focus on specific domestic issues of concern or interest, including threats to critical infrastructure. That's 100% an Intel problem. Also should be a law enforcement problem when it when it comes up.

They don't do either, she said. I visited several of my domestic DNI reps at FBI field offices across the country, and while I was visiting the FBI field office in Atlanta, I think the FBI agents for the Professionals made great work. She facilitated A brief phone call with the president to thank the the agents personally for their work. He didn't ask any questions, nor did he or I issue any directives. But that tells you why she was there, because she had a right to be there.

And fantastic photo op. So there's that. OK, are you guys ready? We're out here calling out the problem. The house divided cannot stand when people inside the. What do we talk about when we're talking about a kitchen problem? You say there's too many, there's too many chiefs, there's not enough Indians. You say there are too many chefs in the kitchen when everybody has their own agenda and their own ideas. These are metaphors for problematic issues.

When people inside the federal government think that their job is to get a six figure salary and and do the nail room thing where they have long nails and they can barely type, click, click, click, click on their keyboard and they can't get a job anywhere else in America because they are unhireable, because their skill set doesn't actually demand a paycheck in

any sort of business way. They couldn't compete on their own merit, which many people in government, whether they be of any skin color or any background. There's a ton of mediocrity that exists in the federal government. When I got to the federal government's, when I when I got to the FB is training Academy, I took a recognization. I was like, OK, I recognize that

people here are above average. I would say that the people who constitute FBI agents are 75th percentile into Lex and above, but they're not all Steve, friend. They're not all 99 percentile people. I promise you they're not. I've worked with them. I've worked with people that I thought were so dumb I couldn't believe they were there. And then I realized that the average person might be even Dumber than that. If you're listening to this podcast, you probably have an

above average intellect. You know why? Because you can grasp things like nuance. Occasionally people go, hey, I used to agree with you, but now I don't agree with you. Oh, well, it caught up to you. We deal in things that are a little bit complicated

sometimes. Like there might be some nuance to to to the situation, that there may be deeper problems that are involved, that there might be a historical perspective we could talk about and that we don't have to just cheerlead for one team because we're not on a team. We don't have a predetermined outcome. Some of you may say that's because we just don't know shit here, and that may be true. You don't know shit, you don't know anything. Just be honest that you don't

know. You can have an opinion on it. I'm not telling you media people, I'm not telling you media people not to have an opinion. Have an opinion, great, it's a constitutional Republic. But just be honest that you don't know shit and he does. He's reading all this stuff. So you're going to be misunderstood because there are things even now, obviously I'm not going to be able to talk about.

There are ongoing cases and other things and you, you guys didn't pay me, the taxpayer to go in there and come out here and try to be some like, you know, superhero. You paid me to do the right thing and the right thing involves keep in custody over information. So you're going to be misunderstood about stuff.

That's a really long winded way of saying that if you thought you were going to go over to the new Dan Bongino show and get all the inside information on the back end, he's going to be a good custodian of the information that he has. And he's not going to tell you stuff, which is interesting because this is a post of his from the first day that he took office, which was in March of 2025, March 17th of 2025.

He said, quote, it's an honor to serve as deputy director for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. At such a critical time in our nation. The American people deserve justice that is transparent, accountable and committed to the rule of law. That goes right in the face, a bunch of people from January 6th who still haven't gotten

pardons. That goes right in the face of seeing the same people who did all those evil things still have a job, still not get removed from their positions, or even worse, get promoted in leadership positions. Only to later find out, oh shoot, we promoted the wrong person, Serafin called them out on X and now we have to get rid of them. Somebody told me the other day I'm a social media blowhard, which may be true. That's kind of funny. I'm social media.

Like that's not personal guys. If I'm on social media saying mean thanks to you, and by social media I mean X, that's where like that's where the the stupidity happens. If that hurts your feelings, I apologize upfront as a regular person that would not happen in real life. X is a weapon system. I've told you that before. It's my weapon system to lob grenades into the administration

to get these things. Transparency, accountability, and commitment to rule of law, which they seem completely to forget as soon as they get there. That's what I'm about. That's why I do what I do there. It's definitely not personal. And when someone tells you, hey, you're a social media blowhard, my answer to you then is how many FBI employees have you gotten fired that did bad things in this country? Because I'm over 40 now. We've got more than 40 scalps at this show.

We send our message to you to inform you and we also beam it directly into people like Ben Williams, Ben Williamson over at the at the FBI 7th floor who gets this and goes, damn it, we still don't know who we employ. We still don't know the background on these people. We still are complete fools because we have 0 institutional knowledge. And by the way, the guy on the screen right here had 0

institutional knowledge as well. If you spend nine months in an organization, I think the average term for like a for like a turn and burn CEO is 18 months. You didn't even make it as long as most like turn around CEO's. Nine months is shorter than the average span of one of these special agents in charge who's on their way up, but they have to spend 18 months in the job. Nine months is not enough time

to clear your probation. It's shorter than a headquarters TDY when people temporarily go to headquarters in the FBI's building to go and figure out what it's all about. It's shorter than most federal cases for their investigation timeline. Almost every CI case I saw was like 5810 years long. Long term investigations, even the turn and burn ones are longer than nine months, just so you know. And from the time that there's an arrest until everything is all settled out, they're all

longer than nine months. Pretty much everything is longer than the amount of time that Dan Bongino spent at the FBI. So it was kind of amusing to see what he did yesterday. And he went out there and the first thing he did and the most important thing he did, I think, was he went and undermined his own agenda and his own statements that everybody always knew that he was only going there for a year. Do you guys remember this? He went there for a year. It was always going to be a short term.

Yeah, it was 9 1/2 months, but it was a year, right? It was a rounding up to the year. You know who didn't apparently know that? His boss. Apparently his boss didn't know that he was going to only be going there. We heard Trump on the tarmac say sounds like Dan wants to go back to his podcast. That didn't sound like Dan and I agreed a long time ago that he was going to go back to his podcast after 9 1/2 months, Did it because we heard that.

I've played it here. Donald Trump went on the, the, the the Bongino show yesterday. So this is newsworthy. You tell me how thrilled Donald Trump sounds as a general rule, he might be sick. Maybe he caught what Lindsey Graham has. But he also sounds like when you say it's a net neutral that you left your your job, it sounds like you kind of expect a little more. This is not an effusive Donald Trump doing a great job. It's the best job ever done. That guy.

I'm a little unhappy with you. In my lifetime and frankly, probably any other lifetime, either. President Donald J Trump. Mr. President, thank you so much for joining us today. We appreciate it. Well, thank you very much, Dan, and you too. I was very unhappy when you left the FBI, but I was very happy. Yeah. Your show was so good. So I'm OK with this. Net neutral. I call it a net neutral. Well, Mr. President, I want to thank you for the opportunity. The past year has been

absolutely incredible. And given that, you know your results guy, haven't we? Obviously, we were friends before, but working for you is a completely different experience. You are a results guy. You're a spreadsheets guy. Say, how how would you get to a net present value positive with what you're doing? And I'll never forget an Oval Office meeting we had in light of the DC crime number. Senate hadn't had a homicide in a record amount of time in DC.

Thanks to your leadership, we're sitting in the Oval of. The land acknowledgement thing that Steve Friend pointed out the other day, the knob slobbery, the requirement to tell Donald Trump how great Donald Trump is to Donald Trump. It's really weird. It is such an unusual phenomenon. I don't know. I don't know where I've ever seen this before. It's like it's Donald Trump. He came in the room. Why? Why do we do this? Some of you. I've got a whole minute of it. Stand by. Here we go.

The. Past year has been absolutely incredible. And given that, you know, you're a results guy, haven't we? Obviously we were friends before, but working for you is a completely different experience. You are a results guy, you're a spreadsheets guy, say, how would how would you get to a net present value positive with what you're doing? And I'll never forget an Oval Office meeting we had in light of the DC crime number. City hadn't had a homicide in a record amount of time in DC,

thanks to your leadership. We're sitting in the Oval Office and I was talking to you about the homicide rate plunging, and it was only about 3 months into my term there. I said, Mr. President, what we're doing down in Memphis and elsewhere is working and I'll never forget. I said we're doing the broken windows, Rudy Giuliani style policing. You looked at me and you said, hey, how do we take this nationwide? And you never, ever let go. You stayed on top of it with me

and cash. You were all over it. You're such a hands on guy and it was just so refreshing to work for someone who doesn't get into all the hype and all the nonsense but cares about the numbers. It's probably your business background what it is, but amazing job on that. That's not a question, that's just that's just look how cool we are. We're all cool. We all get to go.

Do you know how I know you're scared your first show back and you had to get the president of the United States like like the leader of the movement, you're trying to legitimize yourself. How funny is that? OK, and I compare that I I just look at energy level. Can we do that for a second too? I want you guys to look at this. First of all, knob slobbery. It's in every single thing that this man did.

But I I went back to the the discussion right after the arrest of Brian Cole Junior, which by the way, we're not done with that story. It's not going anywhere. It's it's still ridiculous what's going on there. And I've got some, I've got some clipped footage that I put together. I want you to consider energy level. How positive, how energetic did he feel? Ready. Hold on here. Where's the Where's the this one? You don't know shit, you don't know anything. Just be honest that you don't

know you can have an opinion. OK, Yeah, we can have an opinion. And then how about that versus the deputy director version of it? Why is there such a disconnect between the way that one person handled himself in the way the other? Like I'm the same no matter where I go. By the way, I've I went back and watched old clips of me and I'm I'm the same. I don't get real effusive. I don't get super energetic. I'll show you one. I'll show you one from February 23.

Stand by. We'll do that in just one second. Here's an energy differential. Yeah, That's why I said to you this, investigations just begun. We are pretty comfortable. We have our guy. I think this again, legal process starts to surface and information facts start to come out by the public's going to be very comfortable with the investigation that was conducted under Director Patel and his leadership.

And he's been great on this. But I, I don't want to, you know, listen, I was paid in the past, Sean, for my opinions. That's clear. And one day I'll be back in that space. But that's not what I'm paid for now. I'm paid to be your deputy director. And we base investigations on facts. We'll see. I'm, we're going to be guided by the facts as this thing goes forward. And I also, I, I, I, I, I can't

get you to stop that. You know, I leave the leave the truck here without thanking the president, the president, the president was totally transformative on this immigration issue. He used Title 8 like no one had done it in American history before. It's quick, quick story here. We, it was me, Pam Cash and Todd and we were meeting over in the JCC and they were like, listen, man, we're arrested a lot of these people in the country illegally. We're.

You hear the energy differential, like it's significant. It's a major change in tone and attitude and confidence. Almost like he kind of believes the thing that he's saying when he does that, but he doesn't believe the other one. That whole little thing. I got the inside look. I just want to give you a little story. Like when I was doing this cool guy stuff, like I was sitting in this place where I can't tell you really all the stuff that was about it.

But like, look at look, that was Jesse Watters. That was the comparison. He even says president and president in different ways. Why? Why are you so much more confident when you're not actually doing the job? I would feel, I used to feel very confident when I was working for the Bureau because what I was doing was fine, no big deal.

I feel very confident by what I'm saying today, what I say today, even if I'm talking about things that are a little bit iffy, like, you know, there's a bunch of black women working for the federal government that have no business having a job there because their job is useless. That might be controversial to people. It's also accurate. And I also believe it. And I would have told you that if I was on Fox News, if they wouldn't cut me off Guaranteed.

Kyle, do you think there's a bunch of people in the federal government that don't belong getting a paycheck? Yes. I think the federal government is a jobs program. There's a lot of women between the ages of 35 and 55, and they are black women of single mothers, and they have no function and they just collect a paycheck a lot of times way more than necessary. They couldn't work anywhere else. Like I would have said that. I don't care. It's true. I believe it.

I believe it then. I believe it now. This is the Jesse Watters bit that you guys missed. Think I've got it right here. Hold on. We'll check here. Waters. Yeah, this is this is the inside scoop that you're going to get. It's 100% cheerleading. And the victories are what, Minimal? You know, I was there very early on in March when this whole thing went down. The president was totally transformative on this immigration issue. Guys, he swore in March 17th.

How early on in March was that? That's the middle of March. I think there's 31 days in March. It's literally the second-half of the month anyway, I'm just telling you, when people want to exaggerate stupid things for no reason, then you belong in the FBI. He used Title 8 like no one had done it in American history before. It's quick, quick story here. We, it was me, Pam, Cash and Todd.

And we were meeting over in the JCC and they were like, listen, man, we're arresting a lot of these people in the country illegally. We're trying to flip them. We're spending all this money on, you know, United States attorneys. Hey, Dan, you've never been a Border Patrol guy and you've never worked any investigations related to immigration. You used to run a podcast. Do you have any, like, sweet ideas? Because like, we've been doing this thing.

We can't do it as well as you. Could you come up with an awesome idea to be able to make it awesome for us? Debbie Epic, will you fix immigration? And he was like. Yeah, sure. That's a great freeze frame. Sorry, proper. Sessions, all this stuff and they come up later. They don't have anything. Let's just give these people, I mean, again, I'm exaggerating a little bit. Give them 5 minutes to flip produce some information on a

criminal enterprise. If you don't get the, you fill in the blank out of the damn country. The president was like, I want him out. Like I'm not wasting a year on a proffer session feeding this guy in AUS prison if he doesn't even belong in the damn country. Yeah. What is this? Why did he go on Jesse Watters right after? Like he went, he went on Hannity and then he went on his podcast when he just started back and then he went back on Waters.

The only reason that this guy is like he's everywhere because he's desperately trying to rehab his media. And by the way, all of you guys, I saw your comments with people saying that you got blocked and you tried to say funny things. I had people tell me that they were monitoring the chat and the chat was like having censorship in real time. There's a bunch of like garbage. It's a great picture. Smug Jesse Watters face. I like Jesse Watters like as AI

mean. I don't think he's tough, but I think I think he's an interesting broadcaster. He plays a role that's not, you know, it's like a spoiled rich guy. He was always OK to me and then you got damned like mouth open. It's perfect. Let's, let's cover some of these things because we all got, we all got a little bit of a, a taste of, of our own problems. We got, we found out what was the issue. Let's do person types #3 we covered four types of people. I only have the, the, the final three.

I think, I think that we're fitting into their audience. You guys are going to have to tell us where we fit into this story here. So type #3 was a problem. So here we go. When in doubt, stir up social media crap, I guess. Look, I was trying to get people fired at the FBI. That was my job because they didn't need to be there. I don't need to have podcast

drama. We'll just continue to talk like we do. The third group of people I want to address are are the grifters out there who mistakenly thought I wasn't coming back. Now I am back the pod. Wait a. Minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Because before we get to the cringy pod father reference, the third group of people thought that you weren't coming back to the podcast. Why would they think that?

I understood. I was told in explicit terms, it was always the plan that Diane Bongino was only going to go to the FBI for a year. And if you were only going to go to the FBI for a year, then everybody would expect that you come back to a podcast after the year. Isn't that how it works when you set the expectation, like, I'm going to go do something and then when I come back, then I'm

going to come back and do this. And people be like, oh, OK, you'd be like, honey, will you finish chopping the carrots? No, no, no. I've got to go over there and do this other thing, close the gate and latch it. And then I'm going to come back and finish chopping the carrots. And then if you came back and chopped the carrots, they'd be like, whoa, I never expected you'd come back and chop the carrots. You never expected me to come back because I said I was going to come back.

And then I thought, like, either you, everyone thinks that you're what, you're full of crap. And you weren't going to be a man of your word. You wouldn't return. That's weird. Nobody believes that. That's your profession for the last 810 years. And it also turns out that Donald Trump was a little bit unhappy, a little bit unhappy, was not happy. I call it a net neutral. It was a net neutral but. In my lifetime and frankly probably any other lifetime either. President Donald J Trump.

Mr. President, thank you so much for joining us today. We appreciate it. Well, thank you very much, Dan, and you too. I was very unhappy when you left the FBI, but I was very happy that you have your show, which is so good. So I'm a. It it. So I'm OK. It's OK. I was very unhappy when you left the FBI. Not I expected you to leave and so you left when you said you would. So thank you for being a man of your word and working the year that you said you would. Oh, so it's all bullshit.

Got it. I. Loved my job, I loved. It I love it. The third group of people I want to address are are the grifters out there who mistakenly thought I wasn't coming back. Now I am back. The pod father is back and I'm here to take back this movement. This movement's been hijacked by a small group of dip shits and bums and losers who are nothing but doomers under the frame of accountability. I'm all about accountability. There was. I just showed you what we did or what we didn't, did I not?

I'm not sitting here going, hey, trust me bro. I showed you when. If you like it, great. If you don't, that is absolutely your constitutional right. You paid for it to go out and go. That sucked. I would have done something different. OK, but you didn't. You didn't do anything different. I'm not sure if you volunteered to serve or not, but you didn't.

You sat in the front row with your popcorn, ankle biting, throwing this popcorn at the ring at two guys in there sparring away, fighting for this country while you did shit. You just talked about it. So you didn't do anything. Now I'm back on the air. I'm not going to take on every single thing in one day in one show. But I'm telling you right now, your bullshit. I'm done with it. The grifter bums. All you guys are are a class of doomers.

Everything sucks all the time. You would have done it different. You didn't do shit. In this weird inverted world that we're living in, the criminals are actually the victims. Who are the criminals? Well, obviously, since you're Christians, they're the real problems. Since you're Christians in the middle class, boy, they're dangerous. And the FBI, it's hard to believe this. That was their decent FBI

agents. But the FBI as an organization has joined in the hunt for Christians, and we have proof of it. The FBI trying to manufacture crimes against sincere Catholics. The FB is Richmond Field office recently published an internal document promising to punish, quote, radical traditionalist Catholics and their ideology. Now, just to make something completely clear, the Bill of Rights prohibits the government from weighing in on sectarian or religious questions.

They don't get to decide whether your religion is good or bad. They have to be agnostic on it. True, but the FBI has decided if you're too sincere about Catholicism, you're a criminal. The document cites obvious lies from the fascist and dishonest Southern Poverty Law Center several Times Now. We only have this memo because a recently suspended FBI agent called Kyle Serafin brought it to the public, and we're grateful that he did. Kyle, thank you so much for

joining us tonight. Just in case anybody was ever worried about whether someone did shit or not. I'm just saying this, it's hard to believe this is even real. This is one of those. What was your reaction when you saw this? Well, my reaction is predictable. I mean, I'm a Catholic #1 and I

think it's appalling. It's one of those things that when the government has gotten to the point where you talked about our Second Amendment rights and those defend our First Amendment rights to practice our religion, particularly the way that we want to. I'm friends with people who love the Latin Mass. I, I grew up in a, a traditional school where I actually learned Latin in 5th and 6th grade and all the way through high school.

And it doesn't seem reasonable, but it is the state of the FBI at this point that they are so desperate to find white supremacist that they're going to look at the Catholic Church. Holy moly, I sound just like me. That's weird. I think the beard looked better back then. I don't know what was going on. Maybe Fox News lighting really got me. Check that out. Some people actually did some stuff and we called some things out. Did you fix that?

No. Did you get rid of Stanley Meador, who was in charge of the field office that ran that office when it was going on and they did that memo and put out that Intel product? No, you didn't. You know what? He's now? He's now the Minister for Public Safety or whatever the hell it is. He's in charge of the Department for Public Safety in Virginia, working for Abigail Spanberger.

Because you guys didn't disgrace him, because you didn't fire him and destroy him, you didn't exile or execute him. You let him continue on and retire. Boom. What did you do, bro? Guy, Tough guy. So much toughness. It's so gay. It's really gay. It's the cringiest, most lame thing to come and point out how awesome you are when you suck. There's no humility. That was the right move. By the way, Rehab your image by saying I went in there. I tried. It was too hard. Deep states.

Got hands. That's the meme, right? I'm gonna fight these retards. Damn. These days got hands? No, there's a lot of them. No, you didn't. You got overwhelmed. You got destroyed. You didn't last as long as a tuna sandwich hanging out. That's still in the freaking break room freezer. A player in the business and who was what no one advertises hey, I'm part of the weaponized old FBI, so we had. A wait, nobody weaponized, Nobody tells you who the weaponized FBI was.

I think that there were some people that were actually trying to help you out, man. We didn't want a job. We didn't want credit. We wanted you to go do it. That's literally the point of my entire Twitter feed. For those of you that are paying attention, if you guys are new here, that's what I do. That's what I do. I point out people at my old agency that are problematic. Shannon Perry is still there. Chris Ray is still there.

So are dozens of other people that all got promoted under Chris Ray, under Paula Bate. They're Jim comedy acolytes. They're comedy is my homie types. You can't do reform with the same guys. The House divided does not stand. The agency will endure. The people that are running the agency will get thrown out. I can guarantee you this.

The people that that are working at the FBI today that are going after Antifa are the same people that went after January Sixers and are the same people that will go after ICE agents when the Democrats take over again. And guess what? They'll probably arrest Cash Patel and they'll probably arrest Dan Bongino for lying or for for conspiracy against rights or some other bullshit. They'll do whatever they want and they'll probably try to put Donald Trump in prison again.

You guys understand how this works. It's a fight to the death. One side doesn't miss because they have the mechanism of government, not because the government actually, like, loves them, but it serves the government's interest to go ahead and work with the team that wants more government. There's no political right, though. The political right would say, let's shut down these things of government.

Instead, we elected a 90s liberal and he's doing 90s liberal stuff and he's getting knob slobbed by this dude. Anyway, I'm going to go back to that. Nobody told him who the bad guys were. So then he goes out and acts like he knew who the bad guys were and they figured it out. They figured it out with what? Just like their their their karate skills. Player in the business and who was what no one advertises. Hey, I'm part of the weaponized old FBI, so we had to figure

that out. Not an excuse, just an explanation. That's all. I worked for you and you deserve to hear what happened. So this fourth group of people, the leakers in the Bureau, some who've left, some who were likely fired, and others, you guys destroyed the place and you tried to destroy us too. But I bet you thought I'd never be back either. So now when you leak with your little tiny voice in the New York Times and your 10 or 15 views, we have millions of

people. This show is so big, they tried to take us offline just 1520 minutes ago. It's the biggest live stream in the world and one of the biggest conservative podcasts in the entire world. Now we're back and now we get to fight back because I'm not going to let you bullshit people anymore about what was going on. Upset about everything that some of the stuff that came out about social media said. These guys were hilarious. These guys were absolutely hilarious.

Social media is how people consume content. Walter Cronkite and Brokaw aren't around on the air anymore. All right, cool. So what I understand is, is that you weren't fighting when you were at the FBI, but now that you got a podcast, now you're fighting again. So what the hell was that all about? And your podcast is so big. It's like a swinging enormous Dick. We're the biggest. We're the biggest ever. Like, go do some karate, dude. Go watch your Brazilian Jiu

Jitsu videos. Could you do that? Ready, Ready. All right. Where were you born? Flushing Hospital. Did that dance. We'd be #1 in perpetuity. There would never be another book sold on Amazon. What is the one thing you need to have in your fridge at all times? Lenny and Larry's protein cookies. Oh, my right. Oh, man, are they good. I tear those things like crazy. They're so good. What is your favorite hobby? Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, no doubt. I don't think there's Is that

even a question? You know it drives her. I watch Brazilian Jiu Jitsu videos all day. Sometimes it drives her nuts. Are you still watching this? I watch them over and over. What is the last gift you gave? The last gift I gave. What is the last gift? I only buy you stuff. What did I get you last? Oh, the earrings. Yes, the earrings, those are. That was a good hint. I like you. You did that they were. I know, I know. Right, I did that. I read this.

I gotta put a piece on. Yeah, that, that, that was it. And then this we got you that, that Chanel people love. That's right. What what causes dear to your heart? Cause is dear to my Israel, Defense of Israel. What is #1 on your bucket list? What's the thing? You wake up in the morning and you think about Israel for no particular reason. Mama says not family, not wife, not kid, not the survival of this country, not the constitutional Republic or

whatever weird things. You ever notice that Dan also says something really funny that makes me laugh. He always goes like, you can do whatever you want. It's a constitutional Republic. The way that we grew up saying that because we said the same thing, because he and I are not that far in age. I mean, he's older, but not that much. We used to say it's a free country, you can do whatever you want.

But he's afraid that the term free country sounds like democracy or whatever that the lefty loonies say. So he says it's a constitutional Republic. So he's like slurred some things because it's like mediocre intellect trying to meets like trying to hedge something. Anyway, I just I love this. I I'm not going to do this all the time. This is the first show.

So it's super fun. Apparently if you call out an administration that hasn't solved the problem that you hope that they would solve, AKA they have made you promises and then they under delivered by giving you like, I don't know, Ed Martin the warrior and and and Boomer Jeanine Shapiro going out and telling you that you can't have a gun in Washington DC.

If that's not good and you got a problem with that, then you're just a doomer or a black pillar or some other made-up mean word that like if you came up to me on the street and you're like whatever doomer and you're like, what are you gay? Like it's the faggiest thing you can call me like who cares? Doom Doom was a cool video game when I was a kid. This is a computer game. It's not intimidating.

It's not intimidating to to have fake insults that you created that nobody assigns any value to because your opinion is useless because you said Epstein killed himself. And yet you get doomers and black pillars and others who all they do is shit talk the administration at every single opportunity. It's because they don't have anyone else to eat up but their own right now and they find clicks. And oh I would have done it but

you would have done shit man. You're sitting on your ass front of your ex account watching like tentacle porn. You wouldn't have done a damn what? Remember that reporter? What, Remember when I pretend like somebody off camera was doing something funny and, like, thought I was hilarious? Tentacle porn? Yeah, I said it. We're going to go. We're going to indulge just a few more of these things. How about we fluff a guy that loves being fluffed?

If you guys don't know the story of the Mike Davis Article 3 project, he's a former Grassley staffer. He's a single man in his 40s living in Washington, DC. See James O'Keefe for what that looks like. Single dudes out there. And I made a joke about him being like a Batman type or like wannabe Batman 'cause he's always like justice is coming, like lawyer up. Like he's got this like real tough guy thing in his mind. Like on social media he says it's really dumb stuff.

And so Mike Davis says something like that. And then somebody else responded more like Robin. And Robin was like the effeminate, sort of like potentially homosexual partner of Batman, right? And so like, there was always that kind of like, homoerotic vibe between Batman and Robin. It was always kind of weird, especially in the old ones. You're like, what the hell is going on here? Golly, Gee, Batman like that

kind of stuff. And so someone DM me, somebody in the in the know ADC journalist and was like, yeah, Mike Davis, you know, goes after men with a couple of drinks in Washington, DC. Like, you're right on the nose there. And I didn't mean it that way initially. I was just kind of like, I just think effeminate people are kind of weird.

And I think that unmarried guys in their 40s that want to like, be conservatives, but there's nothing about them that evidences that they're conservative in any way, shape or form. It's not a knock on anybody that's not married per SE. But if you're going to go out there and try to be Uber conservative and then you do stuff that's like kind of ambiguously gay and then someone comes out and tells you, like, no, dude. Like my friends are like regularly hit on by Mike Davis.

Like, that's kind of interesting. So, yeah, that's why I thought this show, leave it to Dan Blanchino to go to the most boomer slop move and say, do you know who understood the Epstein situation the best? Do you know who really helped me carry water for what we were trying to do there? And the rest of the people in the deep state that didn't want to make things happen. Mike Davis But it was a Level 10 problem. It was never going to please everyone.

The person I thought at the time who nailed what the issues were with this was our good friend Mike Davis. You got I'll play the CNN one that quit next but throw up Davis tweet. There were a ton of problems with this. There was grand jury material. There was a he was he he put this out. He's anyone who rapes kids deserves the death penalty. Amen. Here's a problem with the Epstein bass. The FBI doesn't have the evidence many thought it did. I want to see the files, folks.

I said don't let it go. I meant it. We got elected. We looked at it. The file was not what was in there, was not what we thought would be in there. They're not tapes with powerful men raping kids. There is not a list. Epstein's Rolodex was already public, The files largely unreleasable for many reasons, including grand jury material, which they're moving to get a lot of that out.

Court records under seal, Child pornography that was downloaded from the Internet. You can read the rest protection of victims who obviously don't want victims names out there. Here's another one. Keep that up for a second. Double or triple hearsay. You're seeing it now. You're seeing on Twitter like this guy said, Joey bag of Donuts. You know, cut this woman with a razor or what this young girl while while raping her and you're like, wow, that's a really horrible story.

It's terrible. And then you find out Joey Bag of Donuts was whatever some famous athlete who was playing a game in Phoenix that night. Like a lot of this stuff was just people call. Not all, by the way, not all of it. This is an extremely serious case. Let me be crystal clear, but. Totally serious case. Nobody else is going to be charged. Nobody else is going to be indicted. There is no credible evidence that there was anyone who was trafficking to.

We heard it from cash, we heard it from Dan. We saw it in the the letter that was released by Todd Blanch and so on. So anyway, this Epstein thing is not going away anytime soon because people are like, hey, when you lie to us, even if it's about things that are not that big of a deal, we don't trust you anymore.

And when you say things and then they conflict with your previous opinion or your previous statements and you never explain what the changeover was, Then we look at you and go, I don't really believe you. Again. The only reason why I take Tulsi Gabbard at her word is because I read what she said in her conversion experience to why she suddenly supports the Second Amendment after being kind of a a hardcore lefty for a long time.

And what what happened, that conversion life experience when I looked at it and I go, OK, fine, it's reasonable to be targeted by your government. And then to wake up and go, the government just did the thing that I thought it would never do. And now my experience is different. I'll tell you this. I didn't when I saw people get kicked out of the FBI for disciplinary actions, and I used to read them when I was in the FBI, I read them a certain way. I was like, well, that person

was probably a dirtbag. That person probably did something dumb. That's never happened to me. I do things the right way. I get awards every year. I get promoted every year. I'm doing things as I'm told. That person must have been doing something else. And then it comes after you and you're like, holy crap. I did exactly what I was supposed to do.

I called out exactly the malfeasance and the wrongdoing that was going on. I did what I was litigiously and, and, and and like by policy and by statute required to do. And I experienced nothing but discomfort and termination or suspension for 14 months with no pay, whatever the hell that means. And when that happens, then you go, oh, man, I think this organization might be freaking evil. I have a new perspective on all the things that happened beforehand.

I've got to revamp my sort of protocol for evaluating what's going on in the world. I have a paradigm shift at that point. Tulsi Gabbard had that moment. So I get it. We never got the paradigm shift that happened. Why? Cash Patel and Dan Bongino showed up right after getting sworn in and they were like, he killed himself, by the way. I don't know if it's a sign of like, of dementia or age or alcoholism or just being chronically full of shit.

But if you, like, go between whispering real quietly to your audience and then, yeah, like, probably really like this, like this volume thing a number of you guys pointed out to me on social media as well, and I saw it in various clips from yesterday. Really not a good sign. So there's that. OK, let's put this up on here 'cause we're going to just finish off talking about Epstein. This is like the last piece of news I want to cover down on. Bill and Hillary have agreed to

testify. Wait a minute. It didn't. Those are iguanas. Those are not Bill and Hillary. That's really weird. Yeah. I don't even know why that's that video is on there. That's funny. So sometimes NBC just runs B roll in the background. We just saw like a bunch of iguanas in a box, which makes me think of Steve Friend, and I hope he's doing OK. Bill and Hillary have agreed to testify in the House. Epstein probe. Do you know where criminal investigations go to die people? Does anyone know?

Just briefly. They go to the House, they go to Congress because there's nothing that they can do to hold anybody accountable. They cannot do any sort of executive function, which is what law enforcement looks like. They cannot execute arrests. They don't have that capability. They cannot prosecute. That's an executive function.

If you want to make sure that somebody is totally safe from any sort of bad news, if you want to do full theater, then call them into a hearing in the House where nothing will happen. And Bill and Hillary almost had a vote of contempt of Congress where they could be grabbed. And so they said, OK, you got us now we're coming in. So they're going to come in and they're going to give a talk in front of the House investigation. Well, they don't have to say

anything, by the way. They can just claim the 5th or they can say nothing and all that kind of stuff. You have a spokesperson for the Clintons said they negotiated in good faith and that Jim Comer had not. And so he said, quote, we told you Underoath what they know you don't care. The former president and the former Secretary of State will be there. They look forward to setting a precedent that applies to everyone. So they didn't show up when they

were commanded to by subpoena. And then they got threatened and they're going to show up and we're going to draw this thing out as long as possible. And it's all make believe in theater because what does the power, what power does the house wield after all that stuff happens? Nothing there they are. The only thing that's most amazing to me about the Clintons, if we're being totally honest, is that they're they're still married.

Like for the Uber conservatives that are the Uber, you know, liberal slash leftist, that they're supposedly they still hold like traditional marriage to be a thing, even if they run around outside of their marriage or whatever it is to do. I don't know what their arrangement looks like, but it is interesting that they're still married. Isn't it all the people in DC that you would expect, all the people that that espouse the weirdest ideas and the most like

insanely left wing ideas. They never live by that stuff. It's the same thing in the house. The house is theatrical. We're going to have a hearing and then there's going to be accountability because everyone's going to know transparency equals things that we like. For Democrats, democracy is things we like. They don't actually have the literal meanings anymore, just like a free country doesn't mean a constitutional Republic. I think we have a thin veneer of

that at this point anyway. All right, That's what we're at for today's show. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I hope you had a little bit of a laugh. I just, it's hard to take any of this stuff that seriously. It is. It's not a dumor to say that. It just says like, yeah, a lot of stuff in our government is garbage. It's it's it's not good. It's been not good for a really long time. The more you look back at it, you start thinking, like, how

many lies have I dealt with? And can we just go back in time when America thought it was the good guy and we all just disagreed on simple things. We agreed on the value set, which is what the 90s was all about, the probably the late 80s as well. We agreed on the values. We just didn't agree on how to get the best outcome for those values. Now we can't agree on the values. All that is slipping.

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housing prices. I'm in the I'm constantly in the market for a home because I I rent and I don't own one right now. And Donald Trump said I don't work hard enough. So there's that. This is something that pops up in my feed over on Instagram. And I am so frustrated with how good AI is because I think this is an AI generated song and it's so good. It's exactly what this junk used to be on the radio to early 2000s. So this is the emo. What is he? He's the emo realtor.

His name is on the screen here. I'm not going to cut it off. And this is a song about checking out a beautiful hump, which by the way, I like this house. I'd move there too. Enjoy. Just something a little funny and different. It's kind of a catchy song about moving into some house that you don't own. I actually want that as a single. Is that bad? I guess I like the emo stuff. The fact that he screams it's

for sale at the end. I bet he makes more money doing that than he actually does selling houses, because that's actually special talent. Anyway, I hope you guys had fun with us today. I'm laughing, you should laugh. Go get some fitness in. Go get some fun in. Go give your kids a hug. We'll see you guys again on Wednesday for our next iteration. Whatever kind of nonsense is happening in the world, God

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