Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Fireside Folktales by Dallas Hawthorn. Season One, Whispering , is a retelling of the myth of Hades and Persephone, as told through the perspective of the soon-to-be Queen of the Dead. Season Tw...
Jul 04, 2025•18 min•Ep. 18
Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Give Me Away by Gideon Media. Graham Shapiro has reached that age where his marriage is falling apart, his kids are moving on and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do with the rest of his life...
Jun 20, 2025•33 min•Ep. 17
Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Eeler's Choice by Lou Sutcliffe and Daisy McNamara. "No respect for the sea, for the living things in it, for what's owed. They're fishing in the eel breeding grounds now, the fools." Eeler's Ch...
May 23, 2025•31 min
Telesphore finally comes clean. Content Warnings: drug use, needles, gore, cannibalism, sucking/slurping noises (32:13-32:20) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Ioana Adascalitei - Saga Zuwie LeFou - Liberato Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Zuwie Lefou and Henry Galley Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Tremble - Leimoti The Weatherman's Aff...
Apr 25, 2025•39 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Transcript link Sorry for the delay- we'll be back with your regularly scheduled Kingmaker Histories this time next week! Featuring: Taqi Nazeer, Henry Galley, Liz Plant, David Ault, Zuwie Lefou, Addison Peacock, Gianni Matragrano, Josh Rubino, Blythe Renay, Ty Coker and Ben Rowe Music Used: Fooling - Odd Chap Socials: Bluesky Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram...
Apr 18, 2025•4 min•Ep. 16
Telesphore needs to go take care of something real quick. Content Warnings: gunshots Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Ioana Adascalitei - Jennifer Additional Voices - Henry Galley Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Miss Moreau - Leimoti Suspiria - Vivek Abishek Tumannoye Ozero - Ian Post The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti The Door - Vivek Abishek ...
Apr 04, 2025•29 min•Season 3Ep. 10
The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'. Content Warnings: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02) Transcript Link Written by Max Kriesky Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Addison Peacock - Ariadne Ben Rowe - Crowley Elizabeth Plant - Choronzon Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek The Craft - Vivek Abishek Cicada -...
Mar 21, 2025•38 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Klaus Holzmann paves the way for the nation's bright new future. Content Warnings: political oppression, violence, gunshots, mentions of torture, political assassination Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Minister Labelle, Leonid, and Leipzig Paul Matt Baker - Kurten Henry Galley - Palmier Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Lou Sutcliffe - Seef...
Mar 07, 2025•39 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Telesphore comes up with an extremely ill-advised plan to help Colette have a better birthday. Content Warnings: drug use, unreality, audio distortion Transcript Link Written by Charlie Green Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Addison Peacock - Ariadne Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Lauren Grace Thompson - Lilie Ty Coker - Keifer Zuwie Lefou - Miska Will De Renzy Martin - Satan Additional voice...
Feb 25, 2025•42 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Iyer, Winterlich and Co get lost in London, and make an unexpected friend. Content Warnings: animal abuse (36:44-38:20), gore (41:07-41:24) Transcript Link Written by Zuwie LeFou Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Gus Zagarella - Lion Tamer Max Kriesky - Mr. Culpepper Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Charlie Green - Mickey Treadwell Lou Sutcliffe - Davey Treacle Ben Meredith - Rat Baiting Ringmaster Addison Peacock - Ariadne Zane Schacht - ...
Dec 20, 2024•49 min•Season 3Ep. 6
A routine con is interrupted by a loose canon cop who doesn’t play by the rules. Meanwhile, Holzmann has a productive week. Content Warnings: animal distress (29:41-29:45), animal death (29:57-30:02), gunshots (27:39-27:40), (30:08-30:55) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Andre Canada - Gabriel Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Elizabeth Plant - Maria E...
Dec 06, 2024•40 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Maxim Moretz sends some of his new friends to get in touch. Content Warnings: gunshots (3:11-3:12) (9:24-9:26) (14:20-14:21) (26:51-26:52), gore (2:15-2:19) (27:05-27:06) (31:44-31:50), car accident (22:16-22:21) Transcript Link Written by Antonia Le Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Graham Rowat - Maxim Moretz Henry Galley - Lemburger Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Ashlee Craft - Karl Jake Parr - Corascias Sneha Kumar - Amira Music Used...
Nov 22, 2024•35 min•Season 3Ep. 4
A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood. Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37) Transcript Link Written by Lou Sutcliffe Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Marguerita Nate Washko - Aster Caroline Orejuela - Jonquille Ty Coker - Kiefer Lauren Grace Thompson - Lilie Lou Sutcliffe - Birnbaum Music Used:...
Nov 08, 2024•43 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Colette hasn’t been herself lately. Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43) Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons- Babyface John Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Ty Wilkins - Sinclair Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Jasper ...
Oct 25, 2024•44 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem. Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft. Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill Jenna Rose - Schultz Addison Peacock - Ariadne Elizabeth Plant - Maria Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Tel...
Oct 11, 2024•35 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted. Music by Odd Chap
Aug 09, 2024•4 min•Ep. 15
Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business. Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05) Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance- Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
Jul 26, 2024•5 min•Ep. 14
Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen. Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
Jun 28, 2024•5 min
Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice. Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20) Transcript Link Written and performed by Addison Peacock. Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
May 04, 2024•5 min
Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore. Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
Apr 26, 2024•4 min
The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice. Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36) Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann. The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
Apr 20, 2024•4 min
Trouble comes knocking. Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots Transcript Link Written by Charlie Green Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Graham Rowat - Moretz Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Lucas Martinez - Lando True Tales Propaganda: True Tales of the Illuminati is a full-cast audio comedy about conspiracies gone wrong, that follows a crew of hapless illuminat...
Mar 08, 2024•48 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Graham Rowat - Moretz Moe Rock - Helga Alex Bui - Clover Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Roscoe Braman Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube ...
Feb 23, 2024•34 min•Season 2Ep. 9
The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought. Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome Jonny Sims - Charbonneau Matt Baker - Berenger Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Gus Zagarella Social...
Feb 09, 2024•34 min•Season 2Ep. 8
The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage. Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12) Transcript Link Written by Gus Zagarella Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Erika Sanderson - Janice Damon Alums - Sebastian Dontae Majors - Garnier Andrew Randall - Lelouche Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
Jan 27, 2024•34 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army. Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror Transcript Link Written by Max Kreisky Listen to Diary of Mothman Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Leonid Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger Addison Peacock - Ariadne Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Max Kriesky Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
Jan 12, 2024•39 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Transcript link The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions. Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions: Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou, Chris of Many Hats, Ethan, Greg with 13 E's...
Dec 22, 2023•27 min•Ep. 13
Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions. Listen to Forgive Me Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette Casey Callaghan - Father Ben Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
Nov 26, 2023•18 min
An unorthodox job offer sends the gang down a rabbit hole through the seediest part of an already very seedy city. Content Warning: Gunshots(27:29-27:37), fire, gore, sexual noises (7:40-8:04), discussion of human trafficking, discussed and implied animal abuse, implied sexual abuse. Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Danny Doyle - Dolph Zane Schact - Balek and Leipzig...
Nov 17, 2023•35 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist. Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01) Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Lisa Sowden - Katerina Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Daisy McNamara, Henry Galley, Roscoe Braman, Charlie Poritt Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram...
Nov 03, 2023•36 min•Season 2Ep. 4
