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On today's 8-31-23 Thursday show: Selena sleeps through her alarms again, Chidi gives an update about Beyonce's show at Levi Stadium, a woman gets ghosted by someone she was on vacay with, Selena talks bras, an update if Chidi completed the bet Selena gave her, Selena Gomez upset some fans with a post, Tiffany Haddish claims her dog can detect STDs, 50 Cent hits a woman with a microphone during a show and so much more!

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The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Wild ninety four nine, It is the JV Show. Happy Thursday. Everybody what. I'm Graham, and I'm well, it's a sad little turnout for this morning show. That's kind of sad. Just the only two of us gave a damn to show up. I guess I don't know. Cheety went to the Beyonce concert last night. So do we give her a just a do we give her a pass? In other words, that she's not here ready to sign on and have some fun with us on this Thursday. I would have given her like a

maybe a four minute, like a little buff period six o four. Now, oh so she's now outside of your forgiveness zone. And then what about our buddy Selena? Because I looked around and she's not here, and you know, part of me was just like, oh look here, wow, Cheet rolling in like she was straight off the straight out of the Beyonce. We gotta give Cheety a second to wake up one and then get some headphones on, and then we do want to ask her about the Beyonce show last

night. We gave her a very specific task last night to think that they are teaming up and doing this on purpose to us though. Okay, so then back to back to Selena. You know, look, in years pasted on this show, we had Crystal on the show, not the most reliable showing up. And then you know Selena, she you know, she snoozes like forty different alarms. And so there were there were times where I had

to play house mom basically on the show. And if if a certain time hit in the morning and that person wasn't there, who was going to call him? I was yeah, And then you know, so Crystal wasn't there by this time, I'm gonna shoot her text to call make sure she's awake. Same thing for Selena. And again I was house mom on the morning

show. That was years ago. You know, I thought maybe everyone had grown up a little bit, and I felt like, you know, Selena hit this long streak of showing up on time, and I was like, you know what, she's got this. I don't know, She's an adult. I don't need to be babysitting in her. She can show up for her job, her job on time. And so I was like, you know, you know, they got this. Apparently they don't got this because I texted Lena I was like, hey, just you know, like just

checking, are you coming in? And she didn't respond to the text because she was asleep. And then you know, so that I called her and she's like, oh, I just I just woke up on my car. You serious? And she said, yes, what do I think she will blame it on her? Yeah? Did you guys see the see the blue moon? I thought on social media twenty three? You gotta open your eyes first. You're not gonna be able to see. You're not gonna be able to see anything if your eyes, if your eyes are closed, if the

eyelash glue. From Beyonce. Last night, I had two My voice is gone. I had like two hours of sleep last night. Did you go all the way so you went to Beyonce? Yeah, it's at Levi's Stadium. I heard she went on an hour late. Yes, she can start about like nine something. So were you guys like they are just waiting in your Did you get there early because you said you were going to pre game a little bit and I watched some of your Instagram story this morning and you

were pregaming. Yeah, there was cheaty taking tequila shots in the car, not driving, not driving. They were there they were tailgating, okay, and then so you were you just sitting in your seats, like where, please come out? Please come out? Where is where? Show? We had to get merch, so we went in the state of the merch line, which is like an hour and a half long, and then after some Beyonce merch cost Oh my gosh, so expensive. There's a sweater for like

one hundred and twenty five dollars. One hundred and twenty five dollars sweater, yeah, and I just wearing it. I am we Okay, I got a shirt. Okay, there presuming on this shirt, there's like they're there, so I had to get it. That was like fifty five dollars. No, when you say the bazoomers are basooming on the shirt, are you talking about hers or yours? I'm confused. Oh hers, Yeah, just

showed me so a lot of cleavage on that shirt. Yeah, okay, And so then you wait, I know we're going to talk more about the Beyonce show a little later on this morning. But so then you're you're there. You you pre game hard, then you wait an hour and a half in the merch line, and then you wait for her to come on stage. After that was this concert everything you hoped hoped it would be and more

so, there's two things before we got after we pre games. I didn't realize how long the walk was going to be to get to Lee High Stadium, and because you parked here in San Francisco, no thinking like it is the whole of the forty nine ers. They got to play in the city, right, Yeah, she didn't pay for parking, so that was like

a long walk. And then we got merged, got food and then yeah, we were just sitting there just waiting, and honestly, our seats were so bad and we were like on this side, so we couldn't even see the state like you saw her, but like we couldn't see any of the grass fake sometimes she was in this like this dome whole thing, so we couldn't even see her. So I was just like she was in a dome hole. What the what the hole was a dome hole? Like A I

don't know, like a this is a family show. I don't talking about her. I don't think you can talk about Beyonce's dome hole. So so she when she walked out far onto the stage, you could see the backside of her head. But then when she retreated back into her dome hole and then we're like, I don't get to see any of the show. Her outfits are probably so bright too. It was just like a little shining light that she saw literally, like she looks so small. Was like, were

there people could you see? Could you see her on the JumboTron? No, that's I'm saying. I couldn't see on the jumb of trump I could see her, like, but did they have another one like the other end? Didn't? Why? And I was so you had no view of the big screen and you had a view of the back side of her head, literally, and that was only when she wasn't in the cheating worth o Ma

asked this, were there people with worst seats than there were? Are people all who on the side where I don't even think they could see the stage like it was there were just vibes in the music because there was no way they were seeing her. I was like, yeah, when you bought your tickets, did you have any idea were you like, well, we might

we're gonna be right on the edge. We might be able to see her, but at least we're not sitting way over there, No, my friend bought the tickets, so I didn't even know where the seats were over. Yeah, so you're saying she's the one that f this whole thing out, Yeah, pretty much. Friend. Do you want to shout her out my name? Okay? Do you want to supposed to picture on the davshow dot

com. So later on this morning, we're gonna get an answer from Cheety about whether or not because we assured her a little bit of a challenge Selena did. Selena offered up some money with this challenge yesterday. She was going to give you a hundred bucks if you basically disrupted the entire concert and ruined it during the mute challenge part of it where everybody's supposed to go dead quiet, and CHEETI was going to be yelling out, screaming. Then we're gonna

find out later if you earned that hundred dollars from Selena. A lot of people yesterday we're saying, don't do a cheaty, don't be that person. Don't ruin this for the for the entire Bay area. There were a lot of hopes and dreams for a lot of Beyonce fans of the Beehive that you didn't do this, So yeah, again, we're going to find out a little later on this morning whether that happens. Maybe I don't know. Maybe

Selen will show up later on this morning. We don't really need her because I mean, I don't know, basically show up because she doesn't she thinks Cheaty did the challenge and doesn't want to give her the money. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Well, hello, guys, why are you like panting like heavy breathing because I ran up here. I ran from home all the way here, all the way from Haywards as I could. Are you training for marathon? Yes, but I respect this print the hustle,

so oh my goodness. And he just do you want to just briefly fill in the listeners because they were worried about you, you know where you were. Yeah, no need to be worried. What had happened was Mercury's retrograding, right, and then there was the super blue moon then yeah obviously, so with that it was just you know, the alarm arms. Yeah, they weren't alarming, no, got it. And then you calls me Graham, Yeah, your buddy, thank you, And I almost snoozed that

because yeah, you picked up Graham's calling me again. Guy's annoying. What do you want Grandma's two o'clock in the morning. Yeah, I was like, oh my god, the show starts in fifteen minutes. You made it here pretty quick. I'm you got You had time to squeeze in a shower and put some deodoran on, brush your teeth. You haven't even tinkled. Oh you haven't even gotten your morning. Oh that's the worst fe I gotta go so bad. Oh, we're gonna We're gonna stretch this segment out.

I brushed my teeth, though, did you really? I did? Don't lie, just I did. Oh my god, what do you think I am? And Neanderthala or something. Run that through a light detector test here real quick. Okay, so you briefed me very quickly when I did command Grammys that we have a talk back. Here we go. Let me start that from the beginning. That'd be nice. Ye. Hey, JV Show. It's Kelsey. Longtime listener originally from the Bay Area, now in Austin,

Texas. I was podcasting yesterday's show and I heard about Jess's new challenge, which involved writing the bart train. Selena haven't you never written Bart before? I think you should join her on this one. Love your show. It's a great thing to listen to every morning. Really get me pumped up. Miss you guys, Oh, thank you so much. Jo point Kelsey, but this is the quest for Jess, not quest for Selena. So Selena gets to make the quests and Jess, now, look, but my

quest can have some friends on there. Look now I agree, And prior had you pitched this idea and we listened to talk back an hour ago before I knew you weren't going to show up on time. Yeah, sorry, Jess, this is you riding Bart is just for you. Now, Kelsey, you want to go with me now? Since Selena just as maybe he's just a slight penalty because and Kelsey does raise a good point we're doing.

We're sending Jess on all these little missions. We're sending Jess on all these little missions so she can, you know, experience base today we are supposed to do stuff. He still doesn't show, so she's texted him like where are you and he finally responds like, hey, I got some really horrible news at lunch. I'm so sorry, And she's like, well, what does that mean she goes back up to the room, all his stuff is gone. She says that there was one clue in the bathroom, a wet

washcloth, meaning he had showered and gotten ready and then left. And so she's like, well, I guess I'm going to charge a bunch of stuff to this room because he paid for it, and I'm gonna, you know, run up the room service bill. But she's continually tried to reach out, and he was like, very apologetic, but she got ghosted on the trip. Ladies, let me ask you, how would you handle this situation? Guy, you're fairly newly dating, You've gone on a little weekend tripp

to other but he bails up midway through. Doesn't give you much of an explanation. Most people online figured his wife got wind of this whole thing and he had to race home to his wife. Are you gonna stay on the trip and enjoy the rest of your time there, run up a tab on his credit card? Or you just gonna pack up and go home. I don't think I would say what racking everything? I've just room service, massage, lifetime supply of hotel snacks. That's a good call. Yeah, would

you say him. I think I would. I don't think i'd want to be there after that. I'd be so shook, especially if it's somebody who I actually liked or you know, I obviously like them enough to go on a vacation with them, And if they just up and leave, I'm gonna be very upset. I mean, yeah, like my trust issues. Wouldn't you know, be doing so good after that? But run up his credit

card. It would give you like a little bit of saspaction, but also like you're just gonna be sitting there watching and moving the hotel by yourself, eating some ice cream again that you charge to his card. That part's nice, it's free, but just like, yeah, that would be meant to be there. No, I mean, I don't cry like that. But chances are there were some plans or places that you have talked about wanting to visit with the person. Joy enjoy the trip up his you know card for

the hotels. You're gonna go to the salsa lesson dancing lessons and dance there by yourself. Meet the hot air balloon ride for two You're gonna go up to in the balloon by yourself. That couple's massage You're gonna lay there on the table, so sad stands there like, well, is your imagine you're going to be here that romantic candle at dinner for two. It's just that

they're gonna be both. They're just gonna put down the plate of food and you're on the other side of the table from You're just gonna stare at it. I mean, I'd rather do that than stay in the hotel room and cry about it. I'm not leaving. I'm going home and crying. I think I'm staying in the room. I don't want anybody see you're crying in the room. I'm crying at home. Jess is gonna go eat two dinners. Jess is gonna go on the tandem bike rack the JV Show on Wild

ninety four nine. Happy Thursday. We have more of our meeting in the ladies. You're minutes about to get real personal. Oh yes, I have a personal question to ask you guys. Yes, in our meeting, it's not been really bad, Jess. Jess always gets very uncomfortable and nervous, and for that reason, I'll start with Jess, Yes, thank you, it's not too bad. What kind of broad do you wear? Not like size, but like, what kind? What do you mean? Like,

because so we all know Kim Kake like a training bra. No, like like I don't know, I don't know what kind of material it is, but like a regular bra. Don't like push up bras? Right? Like yeah, oh I like push up brass. Yeah me too. So I saw this thing about Kim Kay. So you know, she has skims, it's like her shapewear, and she got like underwear and things like that. And this is about her new push up bra, which I guess she like

engineered using her own bosoms or whatever. So I don't know, but this person was like, oh my gosh, could Kim k be the one to bring back push up bras? And I'm like, what push up bras left? I do? When that? Thank you? Grandm? What kind do you wear? I wear a push too? I mean I could tell I got I gotta have the ladies up and up and at them. Yeah, Grandma, I saw you more as like a sports bra. Yeah, well I always imagine push up on Yeah yeah, well it depends it's situational.

I'm a sporty guy, so when I go up for a run, I wear two sports bras otherwise they're bouncing too, like knocking into each other. Yeah, sometimes out cheety. What kind of you were push up? Yeah? Say, we're all doing push up. I just feel like they're comfy and they look better and they're yeah they do it shop the people that don't wear the underwire, and I heard it's like way more comfortable. But I just I cannot. I feel like I need you want that need. I

needed past tense them the wire to like hold them up. Ye now, oh you know. Now I don't think I have to up your couple of weeks post breast breast augmentation a month and a half, wow, okay, well a few weeks post breast augmentation. Do you still need a push up bra or is that? Like? No? I think I still will on you know, if I'm going out somewhere and the shirt is low cut and I want them, you know, just sit up higher. But I don't need it now just to make them sit regular like I used to. So

they're just sitting. They're sitting in the right spot on the Now they're normal, they're regular. Yeah, got it. The very nice feeling must be nice. It is very nice, and I wish this confidence on everyone, Thank you, except for Graham. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I want to talk about some you do. We'll steep it in. Let's get it in. Really fascination, just really really quick. I thought this was interesting. Female surgeons outperforming men on patient outcomes according to two studies. Don't well,

dub me. He didn't know this until these two studies. One study involved more than one million Canadian surgical patients and they followed their outcomes post surgery for a year, and those that were treated by a female surgeon were less likely to experience death, hospital readmission, or any major medical complications. And they don't exactly know what the mechanism at play is why some said that some people theorize that female surgeons were more patient focused. Their surgeries on average took

longer. So maybe female surgeons are spending a little more time and dedicating a little more care and being a more careful in their surgery decision making. But they don't know. Yeah, any other any theories? Was this uh study done during football season because maybe the men are thinking about like their fantasy team while performing surgery, and the mail surgeons likely distracted. You think about it all like the TikTok doctors that you see. It's always the men that are

writing hoverboards that are doing TikTok dancers doing surgery doctor Miami. Yeah, but that's because they're so good at it, like attention to the patient, where as a woman doctor, I could see her paying more attention to detail. That's why the procedures will take longer. Yeah, I mean if you have time to just sit there and wait for them to wrap it up, like, speed up the surgery. Come on, except you knocked out. Happened.

Not necessarily, not all surgeries you're knocked out. Some of them are like, dude, wrap it up, stitch that thing up already, let's go. Most plastic surgery m Yeah, but this is like this was this study was largely a gall bladder surgery. We're moving gall stones and things like that, which I'm assuming you're out for that one. But okay, any other theories no, nope. Also, we're probably just better. Yeah,

yeah, we would just leave it at that. Smarter. Yeah. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, before we get to Today's had his trending, which is always at the fifty fives. We got some talkbacks. Hey guys, I hope it's not too uncomfortable to ask. But I was wondering if you think that Natasha would ever come back onto the show, even just as a one off to chat with the listeners. Just wondering your thoughts

on that, and if that's even an option. Yeah, of course it's an option, and I would personally love that, but we're pretty much leaving that door open for her to decide. Yeah, she wants to ever come back, She has an open invitation anytime she wants to come back in any capacity one day, two days, she wants to come back, for months, it's totally up to her. I would love that, but giving her her space on that, I get that. And thank you to everybody that's

left to talk back inquiring about her. People want to know how she's doing. A lot of people of have left those messages, and I think she's I mean, as far as I can tell, I think she's doing a little bit better, but again obviously still going through still a wreck, as you can't imagine. One more talk back morning, guys, it's Angie. I always wondered why Selena doesn't just take the Salmon Tao Bridge. I know she lives in Hayward. I know that it's still like you're still driving of

that same distance, but then you avoid the Bay Bridge. So just a thought, just wondering. Anyways, have a good day guys. By Angie, can you lower your radio? Please leave what talkbacks? My God, we'll answer the question. I don't know. I if I go to my maps app, it always takes me to the Baybridge, and my maps app knows like which one takes longer, So I don't know if I'm just closer to the Bay Bridge Freeway if that makes sense? Can I just go where

my app tells me to go? Can I leave more important talk back right now? Please? Hey guys, this is Graham from NAPA, a longtime listener, first time talk packer. I love the show. I just had a question for Selena. Why doesn't she just get up when her alarm goes

off? Asking for a friend that one has no answer? Well, I mean that was just because you know, if you missed the start of the show, sele like this morning, and that's why Angie was wondering which direction she she drives in because there's always, you know, a lot of traffic on the Babyridge. Babridge was still quicker, and it was apparently still quicker. But the alarm question, that's what I want to know. Yeah,

that one has no answer. Okay, it's all the stuff you need to know, what's hot in music, movies, and the most talked about stories happening today. Trending is brought to you by WSS. For a store in here, you visit SHOPWSS dot com. So Nick Cannon's own brother doesn't know Nick Cannon's kids. Did you guys even know he has a brother? No, me either, I don't think anyone did. His name is Gabriel Cannon. He was on that show that I told you guys about Claim to Fame.

Do you remember this? We're all these tebrities. Yeah, all these celebrities relatives go on a show and they have to figure out who their famous family member is. So Gabriel Cannon actually won the show. So we did this interview with Entertainment Weekly and he said that he happily relies on Google to remember all of his brother's kids because he cannot name them all he's never even met them. Wow, well, there's a lot, that's the thing.

And what are the odds that they're all going to be in the same. Have they ever Do you think they've ever all been in the same place at the same time. I don't think so. Nick Cannon actually spoke on that before, and he said that that is not important to him. If he were to do that and make them all get together, that would be for his own selfish reason so he can be with them all at the same time. He thinks that spending time within one on one of them and them having

that private time with dad is much more important. I guess it's just more of like, what are the odds that the brother would have met all the kids because they're not all ever in the same place at the same time, So to meet them all, like you're gonna be flying all across the country. I assume they're live in different states, right, And I think, yeah they do. They're like all over the place, right. And the fact that Nick Cannon couldn't even name them all one time, Yeah, I

think we give the brother a pass. It's fine. Do you remember that he skipped one. Yeah, they would have to all wear name tags. I think like if Nick Cannon was there plus his brother another family members, I think all the kids would still have to wear a name tag because there's nobody that's like, oh, I got it, I can keep them all straight. Nope. And then once you have multiple children, you still have like that parent brain where you're calling them all the wrong name anyway all the

time. And they had nowhere near twelve kids. My mom used to shout the dog's name at me all the time. My brother and my sister. The names never got messed up, but it would be like Chris Robin Rascal. No, that's great, how are you mixing up Rascal and Graham all the time? But I always got called Rascal? What I think on purpose? All right? Cops called to Kim Zulsiak and Kroy Bierman's house once again.

The last time cops were called was for a domestic dispute because Kroy had locked her designer bags up in a safe and she couldn't get them and she was having a melt down. And she also may or may not have like punched him in the back of the head. That hasn't been confirmed. Maybe it has, I don't know. It sounds like something she would do. Well. Over the weekend, Kroy Beerman changed the locks on their house. She was locked outside. This is alleged she was locked outside with nothing but

a pillow. Well, at least she got something soft, and so she claims she was also being threatened by her husband, but whatever, she wanted to go inside, and she wanted to you know, be able to get be allowed back into her house. As she calls the police and she had a locksmith come out and open things up for her. God, these these two are acting like a teenagers and done the bank on that house? Shouldn't the bank be the one changing the locks to keep both of them out?

And I thought they were in foreclosure? Are Oh my god? What a mess? Can you imagine that being your day to day life as an adult? Like being it's too much, it's too stressful. Life is hard enough as it is. I can't imagine going through a divorce like that where it's that messy, like wow, like how do you? I guess they the two of them, neither of them have a nine to five job, right? Why does he do? Does he do anything? He played in the

NFL at one time? Right? I don't know that he's still cashing those don't. I don't know what they do. I think they've got reality TV money, but I mean not even anymore. Because she gamb it all the way, That's what I mean, and not enough to support whatever lifestyle they were doing because they can't make payments on the house and they were gambling. Well you do you think they're doing all this drama and making it even like bigger so that they could get a new reality TV show maybe at this point.

I don't think so. I think they really hate each other's guys. Yeah, I think it's just chaos. I think I think the divorce is actually going to go through this time too, the way they're acting. Yeah, it's probably for the best. No, it should, but it should it should have never been called off the first time. Yeah, like, what was the point of trying to reconcile this. There's there's no point. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine before we get some big news about

she and Graham. I know you have a really interesting study about beer goggles. I cannot wait for that. All of that in just a second. First to talk back. Hi, and my name is Tyrene. Good morning. So if their song you played, calm Down, we always hold my mom. That's her song because she always needs to calm down. So, yeah, my gods tell the truth. Well, yeah, sometimes mom does need to calm down, but but understand that, you know, mom's got

a lot on Mom's very busy. Mom is doing a lot to take care of you and make sure that you, you know, get off to school in the morning. So you know, moms are stressed, dads are stressed. So you know what, you know what takes you calm down down? Why don't you guys zip it and calm down? Kidding? All right? So I think everyone knows about She and even if you don't shop on She, and it's what I fast fashion website, got it? Third app I

guess it's like a fashion no, yes, kind of like that. Yeah, except I feel like She's been a bit more controversial some of the materials that they use and no not just like yeah, not ethical and I think maybe concerning a little bit. Yeah, oh so poor labor practices and perfection of their clothes and materials have like cancer causing chemicals. But that's alleged. Hey we don't know that for a fact, and that's just it's being reported

all over the place. Oh, got it? Anyways, last week they announced the joint venture with Forever twenty one, So She and is going to be gaining a third of Forever twenty ones parent company spark A Group. So basically, sometime soon we're gonna actually be seeing she and clothing inside Forever twenty one stores, the ones that are left, because there's a lot that we're that we're shut down because of the pandemic. Yeah, it's true. People

still go into Forever twenty one stores. I was just the beginning there, just asking I haven't been inside a clothing store. I love the way we all took like a different, like major offense to grand is that even going there. I think a lot of people. I think I'm not just speaking for myself. Once the pandemic hit, we were already going to clothing retailers less and less. Yeah, we're buying more stuff online. And then the

pandemic hit and it's like I made the full switch. I couldn't tell you the last time I went and bought shoes or clothes in person, and I just buy them online. Yeah, it's crazy. When I went to New Jersey, the mall was so packed there, like everyone is there, and I was like out here in California, like I feel like no one's got the mall. Henryville Mall's packed there, were four hundred teens there loss fight each other. I think what sucks too is like because so many stores are

being like taken away and closed down. It's like now every time I do go to the mall, because I do like shopping in person, sometimes when I do go, I feel like I can't really find any clothes that I like. Yeah, options are limited, Yeah, definitely with Storre shitting down and stuff. All right, So beer goggles, what was the thing about Shane Shan Shan They're gonna be That was the whole That was the scoop, that was the like alert everybody staying got it, got it, got it?

Okay, there's a new study that's saying beer goggles not a thing, and apparently there have been some other studies in the past. If you're not familiar with beer goggles, basically, the drunker you get, the better looking other people get. And I, for one, well, but like you yourself, like yeah, you always think I'm so hot when I'm like you start you're really feeling yourself. You know what I do look good, I can dance. I do have the confidence to go talk to that person.

They're saying that part of beer goggles if that part that is a thing you do. It lowers your inhibitions, it makes you feel more confident. We've that we know, and I think a lot of us have experienced this. You're more likely to approach somebody the opposite sex or whatever that you're interested in

after you've had a couple of drinks. But they're saying in the studies that they did and they had people, you know, assess people's looks sober, and then another group assessing people's looks drunk, and it was the same people's what they thought of people, how attractive they were, didn't change based on the amount of alcohol that they had. So they're saying beer goggles likely not a thing. And I just like to throw the biggest objection flag of all

time because I've been a victim of the beer goggles before. Wait, what do you mean? We need stories? We need the story. Well, I'm just somebody that you may have taken an interest to for a night you thought we was a lot better looking and then maybe not so much the next day. Yeah, but is it beer goggles? Know what it is? But like, what was your reaction when you like realize, holy get out of here. Where did you meet the scraizer. I'm just kidding me.

You would never meet it. Get out of here called pest control, you know. Just I think there's a lot of guys and probably a lot of ladies just lata. I mean, don't you think beer goggles are real thing? You find people more a higher level or attractive, even if it's just a little bit, even if it's just enough like this, Maybe not the you know, normally the personnel go after. But you know, a couple, yeah, you know what, I think they are looking pretty good right

now. I think it can tip the scales. I'm not saying it's like gonna take somebody that's you know, I'm not it's not gonna take you from a one to a ten, but it could take you from a seven to an eight. They didn't go ahead us. I think for a night out, it's a combination of beer goggles and the lighting. I think the lighting plays a huge part of it. Lighting makes everyone look sexy. Yeah, you see it in the light a day, get a couple of glances here

and there when the light hits your face. But other than that, you know, I also think they need to redo this steady if they're just showing pictures. I could be drunk as hell if I see a picture of somebody I'm not attracted to. They're just not attractive. But in person it's like different for some reason. So redo the steady, get people all together face

to face, and then come out with your findings. See. But it's probably harder to engineer a test that's accurate of beer goggles because real world setting is much different, yeah, than like a lab setting or whatever, And so to be able to test people's engage people's interest in real time, like in a bar setting is probably pretty tough. But I'm objecting to this whole thing. I beer goggles. Every thing. You can leave. What's your

talkbacks? Tell us about your the time you wore beer goggles that turned out? Ye the JV show on Wild ninety four nine, you guys. During that little break there, I ran to go get some coffee and it dawned on me because if you're just tuning in, I was a little bit late this morning, right, just a teensy bit. I've snoozed through all my alarms. I only woke up because Graham and called me, like, where

are you at, Selina? Do you know what time it is? I was getting coffee a few moments ago, and it just I just remembered what I was dreaming about as all this is going on, Oh my gosh, while your alarms were going on. Yes, I was dreaming about Billie Eilish, really ellafic, like huge booty. I was like watching her, was like, dang, would you get that? That's literally what I was dreaming

about it too. She wasn't wearing her usual like baggy outfit. No, she invited you backstage, and then one thing led to another, you know maybe, but then you called it dang it right? Good? Yeah? All right? So, yes, you were telling me how some guy yea thousands of dollars in a parking lot. Yeah, it wasn't a parking lot of a bank, so he said no one was around he picked it up. Would you guys trust that? By the way, it seems like a

trap. It does seem like it does a bank parking lot. I think I'm call me a square, but I think I'm walking it right into Oh Honestly, if I see something in a bag, just like on the floor, I'm not even like opening it up or anything. You don't check to see if it's cash, If it's a random bag. If it's a wallet, I'd like pick it up and looking fig through it. It's like a bank bag, aren't you assuming like there's got to be some money in there? I feel like it would be a trap. Yeah, he was.

He was like, you know what this feels like, I hit the lottery, took the cash home not thinking anything of it. How much do you know how much? It was? Five thousand? Yeah, and so this has been in May, right three months later, August twenty fifth, he is now charged with third degree larceny. So the police department said, like, the investigation was launched because an employee of the town's tax collector office, like wasn't able to find the bank deposit bag, like while he was making

the FO you lost it. Yeah, that's what I don't care because I'm like, are you really obligated to return something that you found? Yes? I mean yes, And so I guess what the authorities are saying and what they're claiming is like, look, you know, the bank logo was on at the bag and inside there was some information on who it belonged to. But the guy was like, I didn't I just saw cash and I took the cash. I'm not reading like who it belongs to? What pay are

in there? Yeah, you're supposed to like turn it in wave bread to be claims claim yours. But if it's at the bank and you're in the bank parking lot, it's got the bank paperwork and the bank stamp and the bank logo and some bank business cards on it. Ye, you probably supposed to bring that right at a bank. That place is just like covered in cameras, like hello, you know they're going to find that it's you that took it. This is from the tax collector who's paying their taxes in cash.

I think it worked like that cartel. Yeah, but they're not. They're not paying any taxes. That's why they are. That's why they are drug dealers, drunk cartel. They don't want to give away. They didn't want to give away their income like the rest of us. God, we're so stupid. God, we are such dummies. That tax collectors they should be they should be fired. This guy's going to jail for picking up the money. That person should get fired for leaving the money that they collected in

taxes and the parking lot. Yeah, so he has court on September five. They let him go for now, but we'll see happens. It's messed up. Yeah yeah, I don't like thinking stuff like that can happen, because you know, if I stumble upon upon a bag of cash, Yeah, not at a big parking lot, but I'm taking it. That's what I mean. Let's let's let's let us little guys have a win once in a while. But I mean it's fine, good enough for a TA for the tax board. That's a ride off, that's a rounding error for the

bank, all the same thing. If we find it, it's ours. That should be the rule, right, I agree, speak up for the little guy's graham. Yeah, come on, it's five grand. We need it more than they do. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. First, let's introduce ourselves. Anyone is new to the JV Show. Hi, nice to Mitya. I'm Selena. Who Selena? That's my name? To me, my name is gam meet you. I'm Jazz. All right, we're about to bring on Janessa and Layla. First we have a talk

back. Hi JAV Show. My name is Shanelli, and I was wondering if you guys can give my dad Alex a shout out because today it's his thirty first birthday. Thank you. We always listen to you guys. By Oh, thank you for listening. And happy thirty first birthday. Damn you getting old? We're only twenty six here, that's right. Yeah, don't do the math? Do you do? Not do the math? Hi? Janessa? And is it Leila you have with you? Mela? Mela? My apologies, but we can blame cheaty for that. Okay. Yeah,

she's in the other room right now. Are you guys are on to play a really fun trivia game the JV show you have Nope, game you're playing today for to the tickets to see at Sheeron Live at Levi's September sixty. Nice. By the way, how old? How old are you? Milat? Okay, Graham. We're allowing them to play together as a little duo here as long as they're not playing with their phones. All right, no cheating you okay, have the double check? All right? So here's question

at number one's gonna get three out of four correct. Here's number one. Rihanna teamed up with what DJ for her smash hits We Found Love back in twenty eleven. We don't know that one terrible it's Calvin Harris. Yeah, that was a big song, real big song. Alright. Question number two. Bridge Stone makes tires, but they also make what type of sports balls that have a rubber core? What kind of balls are those? Question? Bridge Stone makes tires, but they also make what type of sports balls?

Kickball? You say kickballs? Who who are the good? Guess what kickball? That's just a rubber That's just a rubber pouty ball? Are there special kickballs? I played in a kickball league. I should know this. You played in a kickball leag? Yeah, it's just mostly drinking, but there was some kickball play they make. Bridge Stone makes golf balls, golf playing voice of the driving range. Terrible kicking bridge Stones. They making a nice

ball. Here's question number three. The tallest building in San Francisco used to be the Transamerica Pyramid. That was until what building was constructed in twenty eighteen, The Quit Building sales fourth teller. The Quit Tower was built back in like nine of nineteen eleven or something after the San Francisco earthquake. Don't quote me on the year, but it's a pretty gold building. Twenty eighteen sails four stall quite a bit taller, quit. That's it's a big building.

Question number four. We're on fire this morning. See if we get this one, all right, question number four. While Steph and Clay are known as the Splash Brothers, Mark McGuire and Jose Conseco were once known as the What Brothers back when they played on the Oakland A's I don't take a guess? Uh, the Math Brothers. Oh brothers, can we talk about? Can we say? We can talk about that? Smash and that's melvamsap. No, they're the Bash Brothers, Bah Brothers, clothes God Splash, Bash

Smash. We were gone shoot Holy oh for four Janessa Emilam so sorry you guys did not win the JV show. You have no game today? What a traves? Well, thank you for playing. We really enjoyed talking to you guys. Hang on though, do not hang up, and a cheaty wants to chat with you in the next room there, all right, The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Oh Graham, you have somebody that slid into your DMS. Yeah, very important, dudes, now be slides.

If you don't know this about the JV show, A Graham know that everyone slides into his DMS, mostly moms, mostly moms, but today boyfriends be sliding into my DMS. I got one says this is Joe sliding into your DMS again. Apparently he's been in there before. This coming Sunday will be the fifth anniversary for me and my girlfriend Shangri Law. We are both

from San Leandro. Would you please do a shout out around eight o'clock on your show because that is her commute time, wishing her a happy anniversary. And I really appreciate her for everything all these years. I love her very much. We are both big fans of the JV show and we love all you guys. Thank you so much. Have a great long holiday weekend. And again that is from Joe, so happy anniversary YouTube love five years ago, strong, six years, seven years. That's where it all falls apart.

Why would you say that? Although it's true, the seven year itch, that's a real thing of not to them, they hash tag power couple if I ever saw one, right, But the rest of you that are sitting on a five year relationship, sorry, the next couple not going to be good. Cheating, get in here, cheating. She's still on the phone's handling our Chromebook Winner. But I want to talk to her about Beyonce. Remember when she issued this uh not a rule. Beyonce was like,

hey, I want to see everyone in the most fabulous chrome fashion. Everything Beyonce says is a rule order from the Queen herself. Cheati, who just came in here. I didn't see photos of you did last night. But I saw a lot of pictures of everyone else, and nobody was wearing chrome, nobody was wearing silver. Chet was wearing all black. It was sparkly. Please explain it. I told you I was going last minute shoppy. There was no chrome, no silver, so I had to do the jewelry

that was silver. My shoes were sparkly silver. But okay, oh yeah, I sent it post Mike, Why don't you wrap yourself in tinfoil? Like I said, cheaper outfit and funnier. Was there anybody wrapped in tinfoil? There? No, And then you could reason actors. A lot of people were wearing black all black. See that's I saw a lot of people wearing either all black, A lot of people were wearing like hot pink or like sparkly stuff. But I was kind of disappointed that I didn't see some

of your guys's most fabulous chrome fashions. I mean it was last minute that she told us, so turfault she should have No, the Queen is never wrong, so she's obviously he's wrong for that. For that beehive. You know at cheat on air, I love the beehives. Come now. Yesterday around this time, I issued you a challenge ye, and all on the air you did accept it. Yeah. I have not spoken to you prior, so literally you you listening to the JV show. This is the first

time I'm going to ask chet did you complete the challenge? I did not, so I if anybody miss yesterday show, I was like, cheaty. Beyonce is this thing that is huge. It is viral. It's called the mute challenge. Or in the middle of her song Energy, she stops down and the entire place needs to be dead, silent, quiet. Let's play it again just so people can really like get the full effect. Because we're talking about a huge stadium tour this there are tens of thousands of people in

there, and she says zip it, and everybody zips it. Okay, So here here's what it sounds like. I have constipation. She does this in every city and I was like, I was like, cheaty, I will pay you one hundred dollars if you scream your head off during the mute challenge here at Leavi Stadium and you failed to get Yeah, I see what happened was I was like literally recording because I was gonna do it, and I had my phone on it or recording it, and I was like,

okay, this is a time when she did that. I just felt the tension, like it was just so you rise up. I had the video and I was like and then I just stopped. And then somebody on the other side started screaming and everybody was mad, and I find that person. I will pay that. I was gonna say, like everybody thought it was me, like they were tweeting me like Cheaty was at you. So you're still going to get the backlash. But you didn't even do it. Now

you don't get the money. So somebody else understood the assignment and did it. So not only did he not dressing chrome, which was what and then you didn't and you accepted our challenge and said yes, I will do it, and then you didn't do it. Yeah, chet did not understand the assignment and Selena Cheaty set. Her seats were like up in the like she couldn't even see the stage. Nobody would have been mad at you up there, if you know they were still during that part. That vibe was so

different up there. I'm not gonna lie I was. They were like very anguish, a serious, and I was like, I don't want them to fight me. You know, it is hard to get into a show when you have seats way way way at the top. I've been up there many many times and people are just like sitting, They're just it's not the same, is completely different. I do want to ask a question because yesterday, after I issued that challenge to Cheaty, She's like, fine, yeah,

I'll do it one hundred bucks. I'll scream, yea whatever. Our buddy Blenda Melinda was like, Cheaty, if you don't scream, I'll pay you one fifty and buy you coffee. Does she still owe that to Cheaty? Of course she does feel like she does. Yeah. She she told me not to do one of her favorite listeners on Twitter to up all the time, and cheat didn't do it, so I'd collect that money. Her like,

yeah, does that count? I think it does, But I am I gotta say for us, excited like gung ho about it as she was yesterday and then not to do it. I'm a bit disappointed. I am sorry. I am as well. And she Selena. She was on her Instagram story she's pregaming in the parking lot. She's hitting I look down with some ghosts and chasing it with some ghost energy drink. I'm like, she's gonna be juiced up. I can't wait to hear what she screams during that

seats sobered me up. I transervation and then nothing. We didn't get anything, all right, guys, Oh we have to move on. Cheaty. I'm still glad you had fun on The show is amazing from what I've heard, So shout out to you if you want to go check out Queen Beyonce. Yesterday the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. We have the JV Show. We're hoping that you're having an amazing Thursday. So far. It is our pre Friday. I'm really excited for this weekend. Why, no

particular reason, just because it's the weekend, Graham Belinda. Belinda responded, Is it about Cheaty? Yeah? We got to get Cheaty in here because shady running. We've got some drama. Let me lay this out for you. Yesterday issue Cheaty a mute challenge challenge. She was going to see Beyonce Leavi Stadium. I was like, Cheaty, I will pay you a hundred

dollars if you scream your head off during Beyonce's mute challenge. If you don't know, this is where midsong she goes silent and the entire place has to be quiet. I was like, cheety, if you scream and during that little mute session, I'm gonna give you one hundred dollars and she accepted. Ye. Then Belinda gladly accepted. She was excited about it. Then Belinda Melinda, by the way, just can you go run and grab her because I don't think she heard me. Belinda Melinda was like, a cheety,

you better not scream, you better not make a sound. I will pay you to be quiet one hundred and fifty dollars and some coffee. Yeah. And there were multiple people that shared that same sentiment, like Cheaty, don't do this. Don't ruin Beyonce's experience here in the Bay Area by doing this. But Belinda Melinda did offer up one hundred and fifty dollars. So this morning they checked in with Cheaty and I was like, hey, did you do the mute challenge or the challenge that I issued you? She said I

did not do it. So I was like, okay, well, then does Blenda Melinda itself to pay you for not doing it? Because that was her offer. That was well now, Belinda. Melinda has responded in the form of a talk pack Good Morning's Melinda, Happy Thursday. Just want to sleep Yancey was so amazing. Oh my god, that's an understatement of for els. But let's talk about hitty because she never fully accepted my challenge.

Who knows she really whentn't me. But also she had the audacity to ask me to make her a shirt for the show because she had nothing silver to wear. Try to hit her up. She said she'll meet me. I had to shirt the whole time. She never showed up, She never responded. What do you say, oh chet, please respond to Melenda. So not only does you're trying to collect this one fit and I even just tweeted that right now, like Cheaty dropped your cash up here, you're about to

get paid because she didn't do the mute thing. And so I'm like, she's about to get one hundred and fifty bucks Melenda, Melenda, pay up. But then I didn't know you were hitting up, hitting her up to have her make you a shirt. And then she did and ghosted her. There you owe her one hundred and fifty bucks Blenda and coffee. Hey girl. So I happy was, Oh, here we go. I don't have my notifications on Twitter, like I don't have any notification on Instagram, Twitter,

da dad. So I was so busy and then by the time that I saw the message, I was like already seat and I could not go back down. I'm sorry, But if you knew that she was gonna make you a show, I know if you can send it, I'll like, I'll cash ap you or something like I'll buy for her hard work. Yeah, no, literally I will. So if you want to send it to the jav Show and put my name on it, I'll send you some money.

So now you're gonna make her FedEx you a shirt. Could take time out of her day to go and pay the postage to send you a shirt. That all this, and you could have just walked down and greeted her with a hug. The opportunity to you just burned the shirt. Yeah, I would No, don't deny on it first. Yeah, she waited for you outside. Didn't even see Beyonce, just heard her. Yeah, she was video. She was very close to the stage. I was a little

little bit jealous, not gonna lie so here. She would have let you stay there and then you would have been super close. I don't know. It was very packed, so I doubt it. But do you guys moving forward pivoty to something else, do you guys have a dog that knows a really cool trick or can do something really cool? Because I'm listening to what Tiffany Hattrish's dog could do for her. I didn't even know this is an option for a dog to learn. I don't know if she taught this to

her dog herself. But she was on Paris Hilton's podcast. Why I don't know. I can't tell you why. But she was talking about her dog, Dreamer, who sadly passed away last year. But listen to this, and I believe she came to me to just let me know who has STDs. WHA, what do you mean? Yes, she let me know who has STDs. She let me know what dudes to deal with what dudes not

to deal with. Tiffany said, when somebody comes over to the house, like dream or her dog would go up and like, you know, smell the guy or whatever, and then yeah, and then the dog would go back to Tiffany. And if the dog came over and sat down and just like smiled, the guy's good. He's in the clear. If the dog come back, comes back and starts sneezing, that signal tiff needs to stay

away from this guy. He got something, he is sick. I don't know if she's telling the truth about this, but it definitely could be. Real. Dogs can have an incredible sense of smell. I mean, some of them can sense when a somebody's about to have a seizure before they before it happens. Dogs have can Now they're training some to smell different types of cancer. They can smell amazing. They can do nuts. Is they can sniff out something they could in theory, Yeah, sniff it out. Can

your dog do anything like this? Is that why when I go over to my buddy, Sauce's dog always puts its head right in my crotch. I'm always this guy's all about it and used to get out of there, like there's always there's there's a certain percentage of dogs that are big time crotch sniffers. Sniffers. My dog doesn't do that. But you meet something strangers will will it go up and smell a strangers cross? Yeah? No, my dog would never do that. But there are a lot of dogs that die

right in. Sometimes they smash you right and then you know what, my god really going in there to get a good sniff. See, my dog can't because we mean Frenchies are there really so let's any But would you ever lay down on the ground give them the opportunity? No? I don't know, but I feel like a lot of times, yeah, if I'm just out and there's like a dog there happens to be somebody else's dog, they always come up and like smell my butt. Yeah, I don't know,

I'm nothing because it doesn't start sneezing after. I guess that's good. But it lays down and plays dad. It's like, oh, what's wrong with buster? There? I just smelled slims. But the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, we gotta go back to talking about Cheaty just really quick before today's hot is trending because there's a lot happening now. You went to the Beyonce Show last night, Cheaty, and I was like, hey, I'll pay you one hundred dollars if you ruin the mute challenge. When Beyonce

goes to mute and the whole then you supposed to be quiet. If you scream your head off, I'm gonna I'm gonna pay you one hundred, one hundred dollars. And then Belenda Melinda one of our favorite listeners. Well, we love them all, but she you know, we talked to her quite often. She's like, Cheety, don't do it. I'll pay you one fifty to not do it. I'll give you a cup of coffee. And then so this morning I was like, well, cheety, you didn't get

it done. Does Belinda Melinda still owe you to what? She responds, Cheety, you didn't formally accept my offer. Plus I made you a T shirt for the show and you ghosted me. Yeah, So there's sort of a twist because initially I was like, yeah, cheat get your money, and then now like I don't know, well, a lot of people are weighing in. We got some talkbacks. Hi guys, good morning. About that whole Beyonce challenge, Melinda, Belinda, she shouldn't call in and say

she's gonna do something when she's not gonna do it. You shouldn't be doing that. That's naughty. So honestly, she owes Cheaty one hundred and fifty dollars. She did not scream out during the silence thing. Get it girl, get your money checking queen, free money queen. I don't think that's fair to say that Belinda. Melinda isn't doing what she said when Chety didn't do what she said in the middle, you know, but by the letter of the you know, a bet is a bet kind of were like an

agreement, and Cheaty didn't do it. So I think Cheety gets the money, but I do think Cheaty gives it back for the Yeah, well, I think she did wrong. It even just tweeted out a picture of the shirt that she made for Cheaty, and it's really nice. It's like white T shirt. It's embossedon like silver. Riting says when mother says, look around, everybody on mute, better be on mute. And it was for the concert and Cheaty didn't even go down. Have the decency to pick it

up from her. I know, and I'm so sorry. I just I couldn't walk down. Apology not accepted, Oh she accepted. It's all the stuff you need to know, what's hot and music, movies, shows and the most talked about stories happening today. Why are you here, chet, Let's talk about what fifty cent just did because she came in here like, oh my god, did you see what he did last night? So he had a show in LA. I have not watched the videos. I'm gonna

need you and Jess to please explain this. All I've seen is the picture of the woman who he left bloodied after he threw a microphone into the audience. Yeah, I thought maybe he was he like threw it like, hi, here's the concert mic, happy fan or he? But Jess is like, no, he threw it like angrily. Yeah. The first apparently there was like a lot of malfunctions with the mikes, so he was like tossing them. But the last one was like really bad, Like he threw it

so hard. He put some power Yeah in that. Yeah, he like out of just showed me the video out of sheer frustration. He chucks this micro to me. It looks like he thinks he's thrown it off the side stage, though, does he think he's thrown it like he's not thrown it into the crowd per se. I did read that she was in a restricted area that she wasn't supposed to be in. That's an interesting wrinkle. She's a radio host in La so I think she was allowed to be there.

But he threw the mic angrily. I guess side stage and I read audience doesn't matter. He threw the mic off the stage, Graham, he hit this this poor lady and the middle on the four she has this huge like dash dash in the middle of her face. But is it at that point? Is it almost like an accident. He's throwing it where no one's supposed to be had he thrown it out into the and somebody got hurt. I don't know. I don't think he intends like you. I don't think he

was like aiming for anyone's face. I think that was unintentional, and honestly, I think even right after, I don't even think he knew he hit anybody, because he just kind of like carried on. Yeah, So I don't think it was until probably somebody notified him of what was going on that he actually noticed and knew that something had happened. I feel like he's gonna make right somehow before this like turns into a lawsuit or something. I don't I hope. So I think she's gonna get money. Yeah, I heard

it right the police report I read. So I don't know. I think she's going to sue. And some people were calling him out like, well he's always suing people. Yeah, always getting his money. So natura or something, that's where he goes to them by make it right. I mean you, yeah, pay the person and then they don't sue you. Yeah. And he's got plenty of money to do that, all right. So

there is going to be a Taylor Swift Eras movie. Now. There's been some rumbling of this before because super were like Taylor has an unusual amount of cameras following her around on tour every single stop. Something's up that we gotta you know. They were thinking like documentary or something for maybe Netflix or Amazon. Well, AMC Theaters announced this morning they've teamed up with Taylor to present the Aira's Tour Concert film, which is going to debut on thousands of movie

theater screens on October thirteenth. According to the press release, every US AMC theater location is going to run the movie at least four times a day on Thursday's, Friday, Saturday, and Sundays. Tickets, which are on sale now going to be nineteen eighty nine for adults, which is her birth year, and then thirteen thirteen, her favorite numbers. Thirteen about the numbers, kid, It's all about the numbers. Yeah, Taylor even posted about it.

She said, Ara's attire friendship, bracelet, singing and dancing and courage. Oh no, movie, there will be surprised movie theaters weren't, like, you know what, swifties will buy tickets of their like thirty dollars. Let's just price it at that. But but thirties thirty is not Taylor's favorite number, right, you know, like eighteen hundred makes it make sense, Jess? Yeah, Graham, what do you have inside? Today's hat?

Is trending? All right? Another air quality advisory issue today was the smoke is bad yesterday for you guys as it was for us in the North Bay because it was a brutal yesterday. Could you smell smoke yesterday? I couldn't I mean I live in Hayward. I didn't really smell. I'm in San Mateo and I was fine. I think in Fairfield and I smelled it okay, wet in the bay areas that snappings and fair Fieldians, fair Filled Dens, fair Field Ins. What do you call yourself? Cheaty, Fairfieldans,

fair Filledians. We were under a blanket of smoke, gueshow and you could smell it. It definitely smelled like wildfire smoke and it was super super thick in the air, and the air quality was bad. It didn't hit, I mean it hit. It didn't hit like the hazardous readings, but it was to some unhealthy levels. As for when it's gonna like start to drift away later this afternoon, we're gonna get a little more wind and then tomorrow

this colder system starts moving down. That's gonna help push some of the smoke out of the air. But it should be better today, better than yesterday because yesterday it was really bad. But there still is an air quality advisory in effect for today. Yes, all right, thank you Graham. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine

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