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On today’s 6-10-24 Monday show: Graham is finally watching ‘Love is Blind”, Jess shares a little about her weekend and this new thing movie theaters are now doing, a therapist weighs in on why you might dream about your ex, Bad Bunny gets part of his pants caught on his dancer, J Lo and Ben Affleck are selling their marital home, it’s another edition of ‘What the Bleep”, Megan thee Stallion breaks down at one of her shows, Golden Gate racing might be shutting down, Facebook is targeting Gen Z to use their app, Jake Paul and Mike Tyson’s fight is back on, Selena gets into a minor fight with her husband because of Doordash, a 63 year old man sneezed out his colon, and so much more!

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The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. All Right, hell of us start this morning, help me start, hell of us start Happy Monday man, Mondays are Monday in full swing at the moment. It is all right, sir, our buddy Selena, as you can know. Well, let's just go round the room and take a real quick quick roll call. Is take attendance on this Monday morning. I'm Graham, I'm just all right. Selena is not here for some reason, maybe an oversleeping situation. I don't

know. I called her a whole bunch of times, and then, knowing me, on like the sixth times, she finally answered and it was like, so, I don't know what that meant. I assume she'll be here. That means she's probably on her way, so you know, we'll get by with better. All Right, let's fire off the first talk back of the morning. That's how we usually kick off the show again. Things got off to a bit about it, bubby, start this morning, but we're

back and we are here live. Don't worry. All right, to the first talk bag, Rise and shine, you unstoppable force of nature. It's time to kick today square in the ball and show it whose boss. So quit snoozing that alarm and get your ass out of bed like a badass. You are. Today is your e fning canvas and you're about to paint it with both strokes of effie awesomus. So grab that chug mug like it's the elixir of life and done it like a champ. Now, get out there

and show the world what you're made of. Let's go. No, we're not doing any of that today. We're not fired up. It's Monday, we're not fired up. You cancel all that. All that canceled, although that could have been directed at our buddy, Selena. Ye, snooze in that alarm, Get out of bed, grab it by the you know what, use it your chug mug. Yeah, chug something and then use today like your canvas of e fin strokes of something. I don't know, hopefully

hopefully Uh Selena's fired up in her car hearing that. All right, I do want to talk about something from my weekend here, and I want to get your guys' thoughts on it. But you guys, there's this show on Netflix. It's called I don't I forget what it's called, but they put people in these pods. Right, and they're like dating. They can't see each other and they're applying to each other. Have you guys heard of this show before. We've been telling you about this show forever. Oh yeah,

that's right. Love is going about so late. I don't remember that I watched my very first episode because now, listen to this. Over the weekend, my wife and I the kids get to bed, have a drink glass of wine, like to watch a show. Generally it's vander Pump Rules or Summer House or some other trashy Bravo reality show that Look, it's my wife's pick, and I'm the best TV watching husband on the planet, and I'm therefore it. Now. I'm invested in these shows, you know, despite

how stupid they are. And then those are done, and we've watched the reunions and we didn't have anything cued up, and so Kate said, well, why don't we watch Love Is Blind? Like, yeah, but don't you think it's a little late for that. I've heard all the discussion about the whole season, and I look like Megan Fox and like all that. I've heard everything from this year and all the drama. But whatever, put

on episode one of season six, this is season six. Yeah, so I haven't seen in the previous season, so this is my first love is blind experience. They go into this thing for ten days and that's it. I think ten days is when they do the initial dating part. So once they get out of the pods, it's much longer because then they're meeting the families. They didn't you have to at that point. I got the impression that you get ten days in air and pick your person. This is your

person, yeah, ten days. Yeah, but they're doing really long days. So they're doing days. That's part of the show. They're talking to each other through a wall for ten days. And then you like, to me, it's just the premise of it. Look, I'm hooked. I like it. Oh. I always say that. I was very skeptical for the first The episode's long. On the first one, How long are these

things? Jesus? I thought maybe it was just starting new episodes and I wasn't noticing it's like Jesus is really long episode, And for the most part of the beginning of I'm like, this is weird. I don't know. That doesn't really do it for me. And then they throw you a nice little twist at the end of the very first one, I'm like, oh, dang it, I'm hooked. Got me, they got me hooked in but ten days. Yeah, you started on a really good one though,

because the sixth season six is the juiciest in my opinion. Okay, good, So if you would have started from the very beginning, you might have gotten board, like at some point, but I love this show Gren all right, I will say like I said, I am hooked. I'm interested just the premise. Look, I rip on The Bachelor and those shows. I don't watch them anymore, but I watched them for a long time, The Bachelor and Betret, and anytime there the people are falling in love.

I'm feeling this deep connection. I think we're in love. And I'm like, calm down, you've known each other for three weeks. Yeah, but that's three weeks, and that's seeing each other, and that's seeing each other and spending time one on one and making out and more. And you know, this is through a wall for ten days and they play I Love You like. That's the thing. I don't get that they're already catching feelings well, allegedly in this first episode, and then they're only on day two or

three at some point. I don't know, it's tough to tell on the editing what day were on of the ten days, But do you think you could legitimately make a connection with somebody after just ten days and you're not even seeing them? I don't think to the point where you're going, this is it's me and you or bust, I can't. I wouldn't say I love you for sure. It wouldn't be that to that point. No, that's quick. I feel like you can't even get to know somebody for real in

ten days. I get that you can. I mean it's like, I get you can learn a ton about the person when you're just focused on just talking and conversations and asking them questions and stuff like that. I got to see the person, right Yeah, Yeah, I love it. Not there Yeah. And I feel like we noticed that, like throughout the show, that when they finally meet, some are not attracted to each other and just

not work out. And as much as they like to say yep, looks don't matter, they do matter at the end business and spoiler alert, that's just in general, I feel like a lot of love th spines. I know. Anyways, I am, I'm I'm on board now, So I apologize. You're gonna have to hear me talk about this show that everybody watched like six months ago or whatever they did. But and I kept. Look, I did point out because my wife has it. You know, we've

discussed the show. We discussed Love is Blind on this show. So I feel like I know a good amount about it. She's going into a like pretty blind. She's heard of it but doesn't know anything about it. And every time the woman that says she looks like Megan Fox pops on schooling, that's that's Megan Fox, you know, like that's Megan Fox. Just one we just watched. Okay, I'm like, you know, that's Megan Fox. And she's like, she does actually look like her? Oh she said.

My wife said I could see it. I can see it too a little bit, and some of the shots I think I can see it. Yeah, but you just you never compare yourself to Megan Fox. That's where she went wrong. No, no, but you're in for a treat. I know. Well, Look, I didn't want to be hooked. I tried my hardest not to. That is so funny, get to this show. But I did the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Happy Monday, everybody happy to be Monday. I'm Graham, I'm justin, I'm cheaty.

Our buddy Selena is on her way in at the moment, did her? Was her daughter graduating again? Today? She takes the day? She just could be I just running. A little later I texted her, I was like, you picked the wrong day to oversleep because there's an accident at the toll Plaza the Bay Bridge. At least it was a solo car crash and things were a little a little slower going through there than normal. But I appreciate everyone listening to the JV show on this Monday. We will get

through this together. Jess, how was the How was the weekend? Did you see the New Bad Boys? Maybe did? And it was so good everybody needs to go watch it. Martin Lawrence hilarious. Will Smith hilarious as well. I do have a question for you guys, though, because this is a little distracting in the movie theater, so the one I went too strictly does the service where you order everything from your seat and I don't think I'm a fan of that. How do you how are you placing the orders?

And forgive me because everyone's like, you've been to the theater with the lounger seats and that thing. I'm like, no, every time I go, they just stick me in the seat with the norms. Like yeah, yeah, you can select your seat in advance, but they're just norm seats, like they're totally normal. Okay, So I feel like a lot of theaters are moving towards the comfort seats. Ordering everything from your seat, so you have a menu next to you, but you can also pull up a

paper menu. Yeah, you can also pull up the menu on your phone. Though, excuse me? Can I get another pretzel dog? You ever? Hear? I mean, see fourteen C? How does it work? I'm trying to watch a movie over here, bro, So somebody you have to press the button next to your seat. Oh you have a call button? Yeah, and then and then somebody comes up to you, You place your order, they leave, and then they come back with your food.

But mind you, like this is during a movie. If you want to order something midway through the movie, you can, but then other people have to deal with the servers walking down the aisles delivering your order to the server's just staying. And then the person is like do you have any specials today? It is like, actually we do. It's a split piece soup and I got a check, but I think we have a prepare salad special. Yeah, Like what are they do it? Why aren't we Can you order

through your phone? Like? Why aren't we ordering from a screen somewhere? So eliminate the person coming over to take the order. Yeah, I know you're a movie. You can look at the menu on your phone, but you still have to order with the person showing up to your seat. I gotta be honest, that's stupid. I don't like it at all. So this is twenty twenty four. You can order everything everything from a phone or a touch screen. There should be a touch screen at your seat and then

you order it there. Don't have the waiter come over and read the specials. Mind you, this is the first time I went to this specific movie theater. And even if you want to to order your snacks beforehand, you can't. Oh that is so stee. They don't have a lobby. You can't buy a bucket of popcorn ahead of time. So first of all, I'm over here with my boyfriend and we're looking lost because we're like, where

do we order. I don't see any snacks. I kind of want some like skittles, eminem something, and I didn't see anything until I go up to this window where it looks like they're making some of the food and and we ask if we can order there, and they're like, no, you have to order from your seat. So that just right away, I was

like, okay, we'll guess I'm not getting anything. Well, is it like a gourmet food Oh, it's just like get movie people ordering a t bone stead if you can order cocktails and they I think they do have more like regular food options, but they also have your typical like snacks like that's popcorn, regular snacks. So again, question from the guy that only sits in the norm movie theater seats. Is there a table thing that folds down?

They have the regular movie theater table that's in front of you. You're the one that you can get question from. It's so hot. They ain't got no table. It's only like the recliner ones that have. That's why that one the little table that's right in front of you that's not really a table, but you can push right in front of you. I gotta say this again again. Question coming from the guy that's only ever sat in the norm movie theater seats was the theater that I go to napos Is every time,

whatever movie I'm in. Maybe they don't even have them. It's just the norm seats. It's literally it's literally just a normal seat with two cupholders. I've I've never had a table, I've never had a waiter. I've never never had a cocktail brought to my seat, none of that. I don't know if it was just the specific theater room that we got then, Because does your server come around at the end with a bill folded up so when you order they have like the thing ready for you to cash out?

And was there a tip prompt? But there probably is. Yeah, I didn't get anything. Graham, I feel like you would hate this because you hate when people eat loudly in a movie theater, Like if you can't order before, everybody's gonna be like eating their popcorn and of daring the movie. And are people are they bringing stuff on a plate to people if you've got

expanded food options, are their forks and knives involved? If if I got to hear forks and knives and things cut and stuff, that is my nightmare. It is not to that to that extreme. Not yet, yeah, not yet. But I just I'm not here for this at all. So you guys sat there and didn't order anything the entire time. Just that was just because you didn't want My boyfriend ordered like some milkshake things that they had

available. Milkshakes. No, but I looked at the price of like the Eminent because I still wanted some snacks, right, But then I looked at the price and it was like nine dollars. I was like, yeah, I think I'm okay, I'm going to service. Are they homemaking them in the back of chef? Great job on the m MS today, sound like I should have brought my own. Someday I'll upgrade from the norm. Seats is so much better. I'm thinking it's going to be an option every time

I go see a movie. It's not. I'm telling you, I'm just in the old stadium. Citing the JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine. All right, if you are having dreams about your ex, does that mean that you want them back, that you want to get back together with

them? Not necessarily, According to this one therapist, it can mean, though they said, you do need to kind of reflect on If your X pops into a dream, you do need to kind of reflect on it the next day and examine how you were, how it made you feel, and the feelings like that you are feeling when you woke up and are thinking about the dream. Are you thinking, do you have like a positive association like, oh, that X was in my dream and you know, feeling pretty

good about that? You need to this therapist says, you need to kind of think about that, and it doesn't necessarily mean that you want them back, but it could mean that there's some sort of desire there or or you

could be desiring something some element of that relationship that you're missing. Maybe that person says, maybe that person was really spontaneous or maybe they were, you know, really good at maybe and that's something that you may not necessarily be missing that person, but you might be missing some aspects out of that of that relationship, or maybe that's something that's missing from your current relationship. Now.

Your ex could pop into your dreams in a very negative way. I feel like if I've ever had a dream about my it's in a very like I'm frightened to trauma sort of way, like oh my god, I'm about to get stabbed kind of a way. And that is also very common. Apparently, according to this therapist, you can have a dream like that and they can say, and this person, this therapist says that may be advice to you. It's like you're subconscious telling you to choose your next partner more

wisely to avoid some of those things. Let me ask you, ladies, adjust cheaty an axe ever pop into a dream of yours? Yeah, I'm sure it's happened. The thing is, my dreams are really really weird most of the time, so I really wouldn't know what they mean. I definitely don't miss them. Yeah, maybe you do subconsciously cheaty h. Do you ever wake up with the loins of blazes thinking about an AX? I wouldn't necessarily say a blaze, but I did. I remember I did dream of

an X one time. It wasn't a bad dream. And then I think I saw them at Target like a couple of days later, So I was like, is that a sign? Oh did you re check out? I was dreaming about you. I had to dream about you the other night. Oh no, somebody says that to you and like, uh, in a flirty message. Did they Do you think they actually had a dream about you or do you think that's just them saying, oh, hey, I had to dream about you the other night. I think that's just I'm lying to

text you. But it works, I agree. Let me ask this. Would you be upset if you found out your man had dreams that involved his acts? Yeah, that's like cheating that in real life. But you can't. You can't control what you're gonna dream about. And what if it's a very negative thing, like if I if I, if I've ever again, if I've had a dream about my ex, it's like some sort of trauma. I think it's like a trauma thing from me. I'm scared of this

person. Why are you still thinking about them? Yeah? I think a bad way. You think about me before you go to sleep, so you could dream about me and not them. I try. I tell my kids that all the time, Like they're like, I'm worried I'm gonna have a bad dream tonight. Well, just think about something really good right before you go to bed. Both my kids like that doesn't work. I've tried it. I think you can sort of influence your dreams a little bit. Sometimes

but mind taking on a life of their own. And I agree with you. My dreams are weird almost, just like I wake up everyone this morning and the show like why was that? And why was I talking to them? And they what were they doing? I had a dream I was smoking pot with George Lopez. It was weird, though, and I was high in the dream. Maybe you'll manifest it. But why was I don't ever smoke plot? Like, I just don't whatever. It was weird, it

was very weird. Maybe you want to ender your subconscious light like mind is telling you that, Like, hey, you might want to try something new. Yeah, go go smoke with a famous comedian who knows very strange. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. We're the JV Show. Hey guys, Oh we're all together. Happy Monday. I'm bad, you know, in all fairness, I was dreaming about being on this nice vacation when I ever slept. So I'm sorry. I'm here. Let's get things going.

Hottest Things, it's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories Happening today in the Bay and Trending is sponsored by Mancini's Visit Nancinese Sleepworld for the July fourth sales event or visit sleepworld dot com. Bro Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are selling their marital home, so everybody is saying that this like solidifies the fact that they are headed toward divorce. They are quietly trying to sell the home

that they bought after they got married. I don't know if you guys remember the hunt for the home that they would share. They spent like, I think a couple of years, like looking for the perfect home. They looked at more than eighty properties before settling on this one because this was the perfect home, And now they are trying to get rid of it, which we already knew the marriage was in trouble, but this just kind of shows like

it's done. Ben's already moved out, She's already been house hunting for something new. Canceled the tour tours, canceled. Pack it up. How many failed marriages is this for Chillo? Three? No more than three? My brain went to five. I don't know, well you look that up. Were all of them? Let's lump engagements and marriages together here, right? Okay, because did some of them not make it to a marriage. So there was an engagement one of them. I mean, I can't even remember

now. Yeah, some they she didn't even actually get married, but she's been engaged a lot. Yeah, I think I think he's been engaged six times. So I just had to pick Google search. Four marriages and two engagements. Does that sound right? Wow? Okay, so there's so we combine them all together for six Yeah. Bad Bunny suffered a pretty hilarious wardrobe malfunction. He was performing in Puerto Rico and she's on stage and his dancer goes to, like, you know, back it up on him or whatever

the kids say these days. I know it's not that, so I apologize, let's try. Okay. Definitely wasn't okay back it up on them. It wasn't that trying to I think of another The dancer tried to throw it in a circle on him. I don't know, but you know what I'm what I'm saying. She goes, she goes up to dance on him, and she's like she's like bent over. They're dancing, having a good time. He goes to move away and the grind people. He goes to move

away and the crotch of his pants. I don't know if it was like the zipper or whatever. It snagged the girls tights. So he goes to move away and there's just this huge thing of stretched out tights stup to his It's like, I swear she wasn't dancing on me. I swear. Why she's still connected to you? You're attached to her. You guys are actually connected by the crouches. So Cheetie's getting that video up. It'll be up at the end of this hottest trending Graham, what do you have all right?

Apple expected to fully enter the AI race today. What do you mean, Well, Apple's annual Worldwide Developers Conference is today at their headquarters in Cupertino, and added everybody's expected. Now it's been very secretive, but everyone's expecting that Apple's going to announce all the AI additions that they are going to make to the next iPhone that's going to come out as you know, a phone.

Other phone makers like Google and Samsung have already fully integrated lots of AI features into their phone, except iPhone just has Suri still, and everyone has found her to be sort of a bumbling, not as helpful assistant as she once was, and so all the speculation is that Apple is going to fully

jump into the AI world. Have you guys whoa felt as if your iPhone has been lacking the features that every other phone seems to already have and has already like got the ball well rolling on because Apple CEO says like, we're hey, this is it. We're going to be about to dive in. Buckle up, We're going all in. I have a person personally felt like that I don't really use here, you never really have. I've always kind of thought she's never been helpful. Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.

Are there other features that you're excited to see AI tackle stuff in your photos and your message and your I don't want AI reading my messages and looking at my pictures and stuff. Well Apple's already doing that, as is every other but with an AI voice telling me scolding me. Yeah, the AI person's gonna be definitely judging. I know, I don't think you want to use that muire might send the wrong message. So what are some of the

features that you like about your Android since you've had AI stuff? You're asking the least tech guy ever, But I mean I do appreciate that. There are times I find in like construction stuff, I'm looking for a really like particular type of I don't know, some some tool or you know, I'm looking for. There's you can do. Google's got like their AI photo search stuff now where you can just circle, you can just highlight a part of any picture and it's going to search that thing out for you. Yeah.

Like, my wife bought these lights that I installed the other day, and it had a light bulb in there. I have never in my life seen before. It was the weirdest looking thing I've ever seen. And I'm like, I don't know how to and one of them didn't arrive with one of them. One of them came with light bulb. One didn't come with this. I don't even want to call it light bulb. I don't know what it was and I'd never seen it before. So you just take a picture

of it the thing Google search here it is. Here's the one. Wow. And I was like, oh, that's helpful because I don't even know where to begin, Like I wouldn't know how to search for this thing. There was no identifying number or brand on the thing for me to type in to Google it so there you go. Look at Graham using ai AI in their photo search thing figure out what this thing is. And I ordered a three pack that when they arrived and they worked, so I got it right.

All right, Thank you Graham. Before I move on, do we have a shout out? We did? I got a d M about to be dad and my DM, I should say it says, good morning Graham and the JV show crew. This is Jose from Fremont. I'm going to give a special shout out to my lady Elizabeth. We are on our way to the hospital for her scheduled C section. Yeah, I know, who gives a fart? Well, I do. She really went through a lot this pregnancy, and I think we're both glad that it is almost over.

I love her so much and I'm thankful for everything she's been through for our family. I'll be looking forward to coming back from my paternity vacation and podcasting everything I missed. Thank you for the shadow during the rest of your weekend. That is from Jose, so happy Wow. Cong Yeah, but Elizabeth, shout out to you for everything you've done during this pregnancy. But really

yeah, good point, really quick. He said he wants to give a shout out to my lady Elizabeth. Does he call her my lady Elizabeth? That sounds very Bridgerton. Yeah, yeah, my lady the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Before we get to the JV shows, What the bleep? Where you can win a JV show Chug mug Jess. You were

at the Saniteo County Fair again. Yeah, there were so how are you not like their's spokespersons, right, there were so many exhibits that I missed the last time that I went with Cheety, So this time they had the little pig races, the duck races that I wanted to see, but I didn't get a chance to see any of it. I was there. You're too busy on the tilted world. No, I'm no. What's the zipper?

The zippers that ride it like sort of goes up and around a and your two people on your side by side and that sort of oblin oblong looking cage thing and you can rock it back and forth. I don't do that rotating around, you said, because you were too short. Yeah. I had a bunch of giants watching the pig races. It seems like it, But anytime I'm in a crowd watching something live like this concerts or apparently fairs

too. I can't see anything. The only way I can see is if I put my phone up and I'm like recording, But then I'm that person that's blocking everybody recording a pig race story of my life? Graham, can you relate? And no, no, no, no, no, no no, keep your phone away. That's jealousy. Nice. Sorry, It's time for the JV shows. What where you can win a JV show? Chuck Munk just gonna be the first person to guess today's bleeped out word.

We played this game every morning seven o five. We're about to play this clip that contains a bleeped out word. You gotta guess what it is. Leave your guess is on that talk bag Mic on the Free iHeartRadio app. Like I said, first person to get it right wins. You guys ready for today's clip. Have you guys ever seen seeing a little girl and imagined what her are going to look like when she's older? What dude, you does? Sick? This is a family show. Okay you sick? I

didn't walk out of here right now. I'm think clean. You guys are gross for thinking otherwise? What is wrong with you? I can't think of anything that is what is succeptible? There sick? I quit? All right, take your guesses on the talkback. If you can come up with one that's not disgusting, You guys are awful. Leave us your name, your city, and then your guests. You want to win that JV show chug mug. You want one of these things. They're very coveted and for sale

sometimes on Facebook. You gotta be the very first crrecked answer of the morning to win that mug. And remember this is a family show. Keep your guests PG the JV show on Wild ninety four nine Plainer What the bleep game? Where you could win a JV show chug mug. Just got a guest today's bleeped out word and you want to be the first person to guess it? Right as always? Leave your guess is on the talk back on the free iHeartRadio app. In case you are just tuning in, here's today's clip.

Have you guys ever seen a little girl and imagined what her are going to look like when she's older? I don't think so. I can't. I'd have to register on a list of offenders. But but no, this is the family Show. Okay, I bleeped out word always clean, Keep your guesses clean. You're weirdo. Let's go to your guesses. Good morning. This is Roger go from priest. Is the missing word eyes? I that's good, guests, see nice, a nice clean guess that's what we're

looking for. Appreciate that baby and Foster City. And I guess the bleeped out word is teeth. Dude, that's something I wonder about all the time with my own kids. Right, you look at their teeth and oh, it's a pretty good. And then sometimes you're kind of like those things are mess. They keeping in the direction that they're girls, so they're going to be the other ends of their mouth. You know, I'm worried about that morning. It's Carol in Utah. My guess for the bleep dot word is

her kids. That's another good. Yeah. A lot of people have left that guest. They're thinking a generation ahead, what this kid's kids are gonna look like? Does anyone actually think about that? No? No, no, I don't at least, but continue to leave those guesses. We'll play more of them next on the JV Show. The JV show on Wild ninety four nine playing out what the Bleep game where you can win a JV show chug mug. These things are in high demand. Everybody wants a chug mug,

and right now is your chance to win one. Well, actually, every morning at seven oh five you have a chance to win one. All you got to do is guest today's bleeped out word now in case you missed today's clip, here it is. Have you guys ever seen a little girl and imagined what her are going to look like when she's older? Let me explain. Okay, this is the Family Show. The show word is always

something clean. Your guess is clean. Oh, by the way, you can keep you can leave your guesses on the talkback Michael the Free iHeartRadio app Let's go to Them Now show. It's Aaron to Sale and gabrielas Aladi from Sanelse. Uh word is Hey, thanks, Happy Monday, fun day, Fun day. But face I often wonder, I mean again, about my own kids. I'm not staring at other people's kids, but you do wonder what their face is going to look like when it is fully developed, because

it's so hard to tell them. My wife says all the time, I know exactly what they're going to look like when they're older. I have no clue, but I have an idea. I feel like I'll recognize them, and I feel like they're going to look a lot different. They do look a lot. Well, I have no clue. Let's just leave it at that. I have no clue. But okay, good guess, although not the correct one. Good Morning JVS Show. My guess for the word is

her siblings. Thank you have a great day. From conquered m from conquered another really for the guest, but yeah, not it Hey TV show, it's Jazz Maintaining and from Seattle, Washington is the missing word parents, Have a good morning guys. Bye parent. No, I've never wondered what someone's parents are going to look like when she gets older. Yeah, I've never wondered it that way. But I have seen a kid and wondered what their parents look like. Yes, yes, yes, but not like in the

future. All good guesses. Good Morning JV show. My name is Ose from American Canyon, and today's bleeped out word is eyebrows. Thank you have a good day eyebrows. Looking for here's today's clip unbleeped. Have you guys ever seen a little girl and imagined what her are going to look like when she's older. I'm supposed to have to bleep there. I don't know why I did, but the correct word was eyebrows. Eyebrows the word You guys

have never done that? No, really you do. You look at little kids like, oh man, they're going to have a wax in sensation have to deal with not so much that, but like when you start doing your eyebrows, you have to shape them, and sometimes it's harder with certain eyebrows. I kind of try to gauge, like whether they're gonna have an easy time or if there's gonna be a lot of like drawing on feeling it. I'm future eyebrows shaming kids. No, not even in a shaming way.

Like my daughter, like my youngest Kelli, Like I already know she's gonna have a hard time. It's just try to shape them. Why can't they just be the shape that they are? I can't explain. I can say from experience. If they grow out in a really weird pattern, you struggle with trying to get that to look the way you want them to. You wouldn't understand. I don't clearly. Clearly, I don't. Eyebrows are just eyebrows shaped for you. It's so much easier being a guy. Yeah,

regular eyebros have regular shaped eyebrows. What do you think would happen if you ladies just have regular shaped eyebrows, like maybe a trimum, a little bitter or whatever. But you don't have to sit there and like make a whole new shape and design out of them. You do have to, but what if you didn't, if they would look, there would be so much there. But do you know, I said, look, give him a little trimm or whatever. But you don't have to draw a whole new design.

But some people their eyebrows are very like sparse, they're not even filled in, and there's no arge, and maybe they're uneven. We're super thin. I'm starting a movement rock the natural eyebrow. I bet you nobody notices. I'm tired of doing my eyebrows. But see, not going sounds like a lot. It sounds like too much effort and time going into something that I don't know if us guys even notice. They don't do it for you.

We do it for ourselves. Do you do it for others. I did a compliment my eyebrows one time, well after he saw you without them bus over them for two hours trying to get them stuck on correctly? Do they stick on? No? See it shows what I know. Thank you everyone for playing today. Yes, thank you. That was Jose from America Canyon who he was the only person to come up with the correct dance in the

swamp. I can check back again to see if there were any last minute guesses that came in that got it correct, but he was the only one, which was very surprising. Thank you everybody for leaving guests this this morning. Thank you everyone for playing normal. I like to shout out a bunch of people, but you gotta do better. Get the correct answer so I can shout you out. No worries. We'll play again tomorrow though seven oh five, you have another chance to win the Chug Mug. Remember when you

do win, check your email. That's how we're gonna reach out to you. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Let's go to the phones, get to the JV shape Nope game. Hi is this Molina and this is Molina? Yes him Melina? How was the weekend it looked really nice. It was gorgeous weather, it was it was so nice. I'm glad you got out and had some fun. So you were on to play the JV show. Yep, nope, game, I'm sure you know how this works. We're gonna ask you four trivia questions. If you get three correct,

you win. Hey, you're playing for two tickets to see Gracie Abrams. Nice. All right? Are you ready to do this? Malina? I know you can do it. I know you're gonna win. Oh, I mean, I'm all all right? Sounds good. Here's question number one. Amazon, River, Knows, and spinner are all different types of what girls of dating in college? What was the answered, Duncan? What was the first thing you said? Did you see the B word? I think she said fish he o. I thought you said whoo. Yeah, exactly,

all right? Question number two. A biblio file is a person that studies what I know? All right? Question number three? You were on a roll so far? Number three? Vitamin D is a supplement that your body can produce through exposure to what good? Yeah? These are? What are you like a scientist or something? What do you like the smartest shav show listener? Ever, but it gets them all right, all right, Question number four? What four letters are directly to the right of the letter

Q on a standard keyboard? A furiously looking for a keyboard adjacent to her. I am looking for a keyboard. I have no idea Q key No, I don't know. It's all right. You already got three of these correct. You got three correct already, so you already won the game. But it's w e r T because a lot of people would know that because quirdy what they say for a standard keyboard Q w e R TAR. Because who gives congratulation. You're gonna be You're gonna be checking out grazye Abrams.

This will be September eighth at the Greek Greek Theater at UC Berkeley. And you just got two tickets. So congrats, nice, excellent, You're very very welcome. Irmalina, thank you so much for playing with us this morning. Hang on for that winning a gram. We have some shout out we do as usual. I got one mom's and my DMS it says, hey, I'm a longtime listener. I even got my husband Victor to listen to you guys when he can. And my bonus daughter as well, we'd love

it if you could shout her out. Her name is Chrissy and her birthday was on June seventh. Whoopsies, I'll send me sending a recording to her Happy eleventh birthday, Chrissy. We hope you have an amazing day. And that is from Dad, Stephanie and Laylay girl. I think that's the whole fan but you know who cares another DM and says, hey, grandma, name is Elizabeth and today June ninth is that today? Oh? That was yesterday? That's all right, we weren't here. Yesterday is my son Anthony's

fifteenth birthday. I was hoping you can shout him out tomorrow. I'd be today. He's been listening to you guys every morning before school since he was five. Wow. So proud of the young girl you are becoming, young boy, young man. He's turning fifteen. Is a man now in my mind, Your dad, brothers and I love you so much. We're so lucky to have you in our lives. That is from Jess, So happy happy birthday, grandma age. Did you become a man seven when I was

dating my second grade teacher? Yeah? Okay, the whole thing, missus Johnston shout out her. I don't think she's alive anymore, and I got another deal, says hey, grand another mom and Grandma slide in your DMS. I'm a long time listener since the dog Us. Can you wish my granddaughter Eliana happy tenth birthday? Grandma loves you to the moon and back. And that is from IRMA, so happy happy birthday. Get the far Yeah

it's true. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Okay, wait, you guys, go look at the bad Bunny video at the JV show dot Com where the crotch of his pants got stuck to a dancer's tide when he was on stage. They had to be like pulled a parlat Come on, you crazy kids, break it up, Break it up. Hilarious. He did laugh it off, but that's up so quick. Go check out

that video. The jvshow dot Com Hottest trend It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay and Trending is sponsored by Mancinis The Vancinie Sleepworld for the July fourth sales, or visit slee World So Megan thee Stallion broke down crying on stage. So you know, she's on her Hot Girl

Summer tour. Ye, and she performed in Tampa on Saturday night, and she was about to get into her song, which is a really emotional one for her, where she raps about all the hardship she's been through, like in her relationships, losing her parents. She talks about drinking excessively, thinking about ending it, what it felt like having you know, what it felt like when she felt like the entire world had turned on her. This doesn't sound like a Hot Girl Summer like at all. Like I'm there, I'm

at the concert. I want to to work like dance. But the hall girl part is the hall girl part is making it through that and you come out the other end. Oh God. Anyway, so she's about to get into that song and a fan posted a video where she like the song's playing and she is just like bawling her eyes out. She can't even perform the song. All you hear is the backing track. She gets a few words out and then just to stop again and she just continues to cry. So

we don't know the exact reason for the tears. But we have a pretty good idea. There was a deep fake sex tape of her circulating online late last weekend into the weekend. So again, if you come across this, it's not her, it's Ai, but it appears to have really hurt her. She posted, It's really sick how you guys will go out of the way to hurt me when you see me winning. You are going too far, fake ass ish. Just know today was your last day playing with me,

and I mean it. So it almost sounds like she's targeting. She thinks it's specific people that put this out. Maybe it's a certain fan army that she's constantly That's my theory. Interesting, which which one is that I don't know. I think like all of them, it sounds like you had a specific one in mind, Like, oh man, she's really been going to war with this fan army. There's a lot of people, a lot of fans that are that don't like her, either from either because of like

her beefing with Nicki Minaj or because of the Tory Lanes thing. I mean, she's got a lot of using air quotes, but enemies people that just don't like her. Isn't it crazy that these videos like that, like this one, are just going to become more and more and more commonplace. Like a person walking down the street could carry a person walking down the street could take a picture of you walking without your permission. You'd never even know they

took your picture. And they could turn you into this very easily with AI and all this stuff. People, there's these people already have these ideas. This isn't giving anybody ideas. This is the world we live in. It's very scary for young people, people are in high school and stuff like that. The videos are going to come out of them doing things that they never

did. And I know, and people won't be able to tell if it's real or not, and they'll make a judgment on it and swipe to the and scroll to the next thing and be onto something else, and it's I might send it to everyone first And it's incredibly scary and particularly and then for celebrities, more people are going to make these videos of you and good luck with that. Yes, all right, So the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight

has been rescheduled. So remember this fight supposed to go down on July twentieth, but it was called off because Mike had some heartburners, yeah, and an ulcer flarup on a flight, That's what it was. And so as doctor told him to only do light physical activity, and both Mike and Jake were like, uh no, we want equal training time for this fight. So they decided to push it back. A lot of people, including us, wondered if it was going to happen at all, Like, was this

their excuse to just get out of this? So it is happening, they announced a new date, November fifteenth. You have to wait till November. That's a long way out, I know, take some roll aids and hopefully be able to start training again. I don't know what an ulcer flareup is, but I assume you just take some tums right and rest for a little while. I think. So, I don't know, I'm drinking acid. I'm joking. Yeah, that more mild diet. Yeah, So November fifteenth,

same venue, Att Stadium in Arlington, Texas. It'll still be streamed live on Netflix. Apparently, after they had pushed the date, backer I announced that it was going to be called off for now. There was a lot of other people willing to step in in Mike Tyson's place, Yeah, why it's not the same. Nobody wants to see Logan Paul and Jake Paul fight. Nobody wants to see it like Ryan Garcia as Bigsy is right now.

No people, I want to see Mike Tyson. Right. But if you're all ramped up for a fight and you're in that moment of your training where you're building towards a fight that's only a few weeks out, you're ready to go, like you're ready to go. Okay, so somebody else step in whatever, it's not going to be that big event, and then you

do the Mike Tyson one. When Mike is ready to go. I understood that, Like, let's not you know, boxer wants to have a certain amount of matches a year, right, Yeah, maybe it makes sense for Jake Paul to continue with it and yeah, fight somebody else. But from like a viewer standpoint, don't expect it to do Mike Tyson numbers. No, it wouldn't. But there are other people that wanted to step, you

know, step in the ring, And I totally get it. If you're a fighter's ready to go again, Jake Paul has been training hard, he's ready to go. Let him fight somebody else, and then I still think he could fight somebody else right here. Yeah, and then we'll do your fight in November. There's plenty of time Number fifteen, any time in between. Yeah. Do you think it'll actually happen in November or will they get postponed again? I think it will. I think, I mean, I

don't know. I never thought this thing was in doubt, even when they called it off. I thought for sure they'd make it have to happen, just given the amount of hype that surrounded this thing and the amount of money and dollars and stuff they're going to get thrown around. Yeah with it. Like Mike Tyson said, it is happening. If you want to see Jake Paul get his ass kicked and get knocked out, then watch That's what he

said. I don't want to see that. I know I want to see that, but I don't know what kind of theater we're going to be delivered. Yeah. You also need your own Netflix account. I do have one. Now. Oh, you missed it earlier because you're overslept, But I talked about I'm now watching Love Is Blind. You are, and I'm hooked. It only took six seasons starts to get starting on season one. No no, no, no, sorted to dove right into the last season,

the last season. Yeah, season six, love it. That's pretty good. I know we've been telling you. I was very skeptical to start. I mean, go back and podcast the show I talked about when we signed on, but I didn't want to like it. And I'm hooking and I can't wait to watch the next Love that for you the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Oh no, So what's going on at Golden Gate Field?

All right, take a moment and say you're goodbyes you guys. This past weekend was the final weekend of horse racing at Golden Gate frae you. Oh no, I never even got to go. You never went for a dollar day nothing. No, Look, I don't want to tell Olden Gate Fields is to no idea. I know you Graham's talked about it here and there. It's like the Kentucky Derby of the Bay area. I guess. So it's the horse track in Emoryville. It's been here for eighty three years.

The Bay has gone to play there. That's where that was the slogan right where the Bay comes to play. I believe in Emoryville again. For the past eighty three years have been open, but the pressures from animal rights groups, which is one of the reasons that I've never been a big fan

of them. I know we have some horse racing and horse training listeners that get mad at me anytime I talk about and besmirch the great name of the sport of horse racing, but it does seem given all the horse racing horse deaths that are asociated with the sport, it seemed like it was a good enough reason let's move on from this and decreased revenue overall. Is the are

the reasons behind the closure. I guess the bay hasn't really been going to play there that much, not as many people going there to bet on horses, although I have been. I've been there a couple of times for dollar days. I don't know if they were still doing that. How long ago did you go, because look, I've never gone in there, never been there, but I've driven by quite a bit and it looks a little rundown. If I'm being honest, it is a little it is. I haven't

been. The last time I went was probably more than ten years ago, but the beers were a doll and hot dogs were a dollar. So I had a great time. I had twelve of each. I think it was awesome. They really went out with a bang, though. On Friday, the track reported its seventh horse racing fatality of the year, a thoroughbred named sam Space, and then later that afternoon they reported another, a horse named Rude Boy. He was injured during a race had to be euthanized. This

is their final weekend and they had two horse deaths. Yeah, they went out with a bang. They were local companies were asked for a comment on the closure, and they were reportedly devastated. No longer have as much supply. Oh yeah, I mean fitting end to Golden gate Fields. Wow, two horse deaths, I mean that to me exemplifies why we need to be done with this. If any other sport had athletes passing away at the rate that horse racing does, they would no longer be You're right, it wouldn't

be a thing. But because it's not a person, it's a horse, we just keep on doing it. Yeah, if like thirty NBA players died every year on the court, we would be like, I don't I don't want to support the NBA. Y. Yeah, but because their horses. I don't know, we seem to think differently about that. God very sad. But take a moment, say goodbyes to Golden Games. Oh goodbye Golden gate Field, Derby of the Bay, that hell of the Run. Oh all right, you guys. Facebook is trying to win over gen Z users.

That's not going to work. They recently had like this event where they handed out a pamphlet that said we are not your mom's Facebook. They handed out pamphlets. Yeah, what what event? How are they trying to attract gen Z with pamphlets? DoD? Gen Z even know what a pamphlet is? No? Everything dig Was it a digital pamphlet? Yeah? No, was it a pamphlet in the cloud? No? Was it a three D hologram pamphlet? Nope? Then they don't know what. Yeah. Gen Z's

were probably like, you wanted to read this? What am I supposed to do with this oddly folded piece of paper? Yeah. They held to this event, I guess to express some of the different features changes that they were going to have to cater to the gen Z users. But we've talked about this before. Because gen Z was expressing that they do feel embarrassed posting to Instagram. So do you guys think that there is a possibility that this generation

will or the younger generation will give Facebook a chance. No, only like twenty years from now, when it's so old that it becomes retro like vintage cool. I feel like as long as their parents and older relatives are on the platform, they're not going to want to be on there. No, I don't care what cool fee features. I don't even know what features Mark Zuckerberg would consider cool. He doesn't really strike me as like the coolest guy. But I don't see this working. I don't see gen z hopping on

over to Instagram. I mean, sorry, it's just going to be. It's going to be out of style on out of favor, and same thing will happen to TikTok. At some point, everybody's gonna jump to whatever the next thing is, whatever the next platform is. Maybe it'll be one that's owned by Meta, we don't know, but right now it's not one that's owned by Meta, so they'll go continue to go elsewhere. I don't know

a single gen z or that is on Facebook. Yeah, I had heard that they liked like the poke feature on there supposedly, but I remember that. Yeah. I think to Graham's point, as soon as something is deemed not cool, it'll eventually come back, like gen Z will bring it back at some point. I just don't know how many people actually hop on it. Yeah, what if the fact that we think it's not cool, they probably already think it's cool. Yeah, if we think something's not cool,

by default have to think it's cool. But I think parents would need to find a different social platform before gen Z goes back to that one, because they're trying to hide things from their parents. They don't want their parents. Yeah, we'll just take over TikTok, it's fine. Have you guys seen any I know you've probably uh heard about the ad breaks that Instagram is running. Have you guys seen one yet? No? What do you mean me?

Either? Instagram is testing the new ad break, so when you're scrolling, it's going to play an unskippable ad mid scroll mid scrolls. Yeah, so they already have like sponsored ads, but it's just like a post that you can just kind of keep scrolling sponsored ones when you're going through stories.

But they're gonna have an ad break where it's going to play like a full on commercial, and you can't scroll past it until it's They have a little timer to let you know when you can continue scrolling unless we pay to offt out. I think you combat. But but is that the next I'm saying, is that going to be the next step? I wouldn't be surprised every streaming every streaming platform has done that. Hey this is come. Come watch our content here. We don't have ads on here, Come watch it here.

Oh wait, I got I'm kidding. We we're gonna add some ads. Oh you want to get rid of them? Oh, here's an option you can pay more. Yeah. Oh, now you're paying for the one with no ads. Actually, now you have to pay a little bit more. All the prices are going up. Have we seen this pattern between every company? Yeah, they haven't said anything about that yet, but I could totally see that happening. Maybe check marks, Yeah, you know, they'll

they'll that'll be another feature. So I haven't seen this on Instagram, but it's already happening on TikTok. So you'll be watching a video and it randomly stops, which is to something else, and you're kind of like, what's going on? And it's an AD, and then you have to I think, wait, maybe like five seconds, so then you can skip the ad. Vibe ho. Yeah, nobody on TikTok has an attention span that last

five second time in the day to wait five seconds. I hate it because then once you skip the AD, I can't remember if it goes back to the video you were watching, where it just skips to the next one, but if it's cutting it off mid video, you have to go back to where you were in the video. It's the most annoying thing ever. I don't like this. See people will jump ship to a new They could have watched three different TikTok videos in that five second span, especially if you're watching

it two times. Speed is so Instagram's rolling it out there like testing it, but I haven't. I haven't seen it. I don't know anyone that has here yet. I'm not here for it. No, No, I know one is and I'm not paying. So are we going back to Facebook? Then? Yeah? No, No, not that either. The JV show on Wild ninety four nine, Happy Monday. Okay, So me and my man got into a huge fight on Friday. Let me lay this out for you guys, Okay, it's like afternoon time. He's at home,

still working whatever. I take the kids because two of them had doctor's appointments. We go to the doctor. By the time we leave there, it is it's already like a little bit after five o'clock. So there's like a lot of traffic coming back to Heyward. Our doctor, their doctors in Oakland. Okay, so we're coming back, We're stuck in traffic. Everybody's starving. My daughter's asking can we please stop and just get like Jack in the Box or something, please leaves. I'm like, nope. When we get

home, I'm gonna cook dinner. We're all gonna have a family meal together. Sounds nice, right, Yeah, Like it's Friday, Like I'm gonna I'm gonnactually cook dinner. Yeah, some family. You're not going to Jack in the Box. We're gonna go home and I'm gonna make a meal for my family. Some jbox sounds pretty good right now. Yeah. We finally pull up to the house and guess who is at my house? Ronald McDonald's. No, Yeah, no, one delivering Dave's Hot Chicken. Surprise.

Ever, I love Dave's Hot Chicken. That's what I'm saying Walner, like I said, I called him on FaceTime. I was like, you order Dave's Hot Chicken without me. He knows how much I love Dave's Hot Chicken. Oh, crush some of that right now. I know. That's what I was saying. We're all starving. We want Dave's Hot Chicken too. And he's like, oh, but you were going for like three hours. Didn't know what you were going to come back. There's something called the phone.

No, that's man math whatever. We don't know. You've been gone for more than an hour. There's a chance you may never come back. I don't want to. I don't want to starve out here and die of starvation. So I'm going to order protect my own longevity. I was saving my starvation from when I got home. We didn't know that. For all we know, if you would have called an ask, you could have been out galvanting across town eating all the different delutions. You guys ever been so

hungry you wanted to cry? Yeah, that was literally me. Everyone is eating Dave's Hot Chicken except for me, and I wanted. I was almost brought to tears. Wait, so he didn't share any with you. I'm confused. He did offer it, but I was like, no, it's fine. Yeah, you ordered it for yourself, you just go ahead and eat it without me. Oh, and your wife says it's fine. You know it's not fine. No, So I'm almost I know. I'm like, like, he knows how much I love Dave's Hot Chicken, and he

also knows that I get pretty angry. And you were at the doctor's office. So I was like, you know, it's fine, you eat your Day's hot chicken. I'm just going to order me some Wingstop. And that's what I did. I had to wait for that effort, though. She was going to cook a home cooked meal, and then half half of us already eight. At that point, you're defeated. You're like going to give in at that point exactly. But I was so hurt that I didn't talk

to him for like a couple of hours. And you know, you know what hurt me even more is like I don't even think he noticed I was giving him the second Oh that hurts. I know, you didn't even notice. I'm upset. I've been stomping around, slamming doors and signing heavily for the last two hours. Yeah, he was just going on about his day, like to wow, nice and full and happy. Yeah, you are happy when you got a nice on the next day. The next day, when I was over that, I wonder did I overreact? No? I

don't think he did at all. I would be I would be bothered. I feel like I did. I would be bothered if I wasn't given the courtesy of hey, I'm going to order something, do you want something? I feel like that's calm, that's common, that's common knowledge for him to do that right quick that I thought. Yeah, and if I'm not going to be home in time, go ahead, Yeah, go ahead, eat

on. But next time I want some Dave thought chick. So next time you're ordering from door Dash, are you gonna leave him out or I can't do that. No, I'm still not going to, but I think you should do a little press my mind yet. Well that's a good idea. Just yeah, yeah, er it, but just hide it for a little bit. Yeah we ordered food when you were I didn't know. But I couldn't actually let him start. I couldn't do that. Oh you're but mess with him for a little bit. I can absolutely do that, but he

can let you start. Wow, the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Before we get to this man's colon just fallen out. That's not gram it happened. I had before not making this up. He stays so hard, yes, and it okay. Before we get to that, Mondays, we bring our photo from our weekends the JV shows the photos from home. Check them out at the jvshow dot com. Let's run through them really quick. Mine is of me and my son. It was so nice this weekend,

the perfect It was so nice. So yesterday we had some water fun with like water guns and stuff like that. So this is me and Anderson. He's my three year olds. He's got a weapon. She's got a weapon sort of water pistol. Mine's the picture of my family. We went to see my daughter perform in her She had her dance show on Sunday. It was big, big, big performance. I wish her part in it was longer. She did really really good in it. She did awesome.

It was super cute. I feel like last year when her age group did their performance. Half the kids are standing there looking out like, oh my god, there's an audio. The other half we're doing the wrong moves and then there's a couple that are doing the correct moves. This time most of them were all you know, doing actual choreographed moves and it was super cute.

So shout out to the dance house in Napa. They do a really really nice job and what's up. Dance houses always meet some JV show listeners there as well, so it's a really cool, big production, a lot of dancers and big stage show and all sorts of stuff, so it's cool. Yeah, she's holding her flowers. You know, you got to bring her flowers. I'm the I'm the idiot. Dad. My wife had to take her early because the you know, dancers have to get there early and

get you know, get everything ready, the makeup and stuff. And she said, okay, all you have to do make sure Ford my son, make sure his hair is combed, and go pick up flowers for Quinn that you can give to her after the performance. Oh my, you got it, and then be thereby be there by nine thirty five or whatever time she wanted me there on Sunday morning. Got it, went picked up the flowers, Ford's hairs combed, looking the ever. We pull up park in the

parking Life on a spot right next to my wife's car. I'm like, hey, I just parked next to your car. We're walking into the great I'm holding seats. There's a lot of people here, but I'm holding seats in a row for us, and people keep asking for them, but I'm holding seats for you. And as we're walking up to the front, I forgot the tickets. They were at home. Oh no, the tickets on the counter. And I had to turn around and drive all the way home.

I can get the tickets and then drive all the way back. And we got there one minute before the show start. Wow, she'm just buying me there box office, there's not scalpers hanging out. I got two for the show. I got two. I got two row oh for the dance house show. You want to see your kid Dan today? So I was the dad like running in there last second, right before the lights went down, sweating and huffing and puffing. I made it there own, you made

it? Oh my love the picture. Yeah, mine was at the San Maato County Fair. I really want to know what that lady in the background on the phone was talking about. She's like, oh my god, this woman that thinks she's an influencer and took a picture a name with her and holding a waffle cone. It's like, get over yourself, waffle cone lady. You know what? It makes me wonder how many pictures I am in the background of. Oh yes, just that random places. Because it's going

on in this way. This is hilarious. I hope she sees this. Really, if you were at the San Maonteo County Fair wearing a hat with an age on it, yeah, carrying a Louis bag, I apologize with your man on the phone. Horse something pass horse fan. I can't. I don't know, but go to the JV show dot com. Jess is taking unconsensual pictures of you. I went to a baby shower last night. Super fun. Didn't win any of the games, but that's me and my

aunt there. Cute. I was so embarrassed. One time I won, like the baby bottle game in front of my I don't know what that game is, but I imagine it involves you get the drink out of a bottle, but it's really hard. Yeah. Yeah. And then when you're the Yeah, when you're the best one and the fastest, I thought, it's everyone's judging him big time. What did they put in the baby bottle. You like alcohol or you're drink of it? Okay, all right. So

there's a guy in Florida. Of course it's in Florida, sixty three year old man. He was just enjoying some food of his wife. They're sitting down eating a meal when he let out this forceful sneeze. He says he immediately noticed a wet sensation and pain in his lower abdomen. We've all you've all sneezed or coffee garden and there's a wet sensation of adults. Right, he looks down and there's several loops of bowel protruding. So I left one

small detail out. He uh, he had just had abdominal surgery. Oh wait, so it was yes, he blew open his own he had he had prostate cancer, cancer, underweight abdominal surgery, and that same day that he that he went in to have the stitches removed. He goes out to eat after, he says, one time and everything just comes through his whole hol is just Oh, there's nothing more horrifying. Do you what do you do? Put it in a glass of milk and drive to the hospital.

What are you supposed to do with it, putting stuff it back in there on your own, I cover it. I don't know. That is like everyone's like worst nightmare, right, I didn't know that actually happened. It is now. Yeah, I never knew to be afraid of that, although I don't have any stitched up surgical openings right now to blow up. Why do old people sneeze so loudly? Can we talk about that? That's the that's the real issue here. Old people got it's like a shotgun blasting because

they don't really feel it coming the way all of us do. And maybe we're like, no, I don't think it's that. I think they just exaggerated a little more. Made you think so, because my mom, if we're at the store, I can hear three aisles down. Oh, my dad's the world's loudest sneezer of all time. It's it's startling, it's scary. It's so loud. But maybe it's scary and so he doesn't even know that it's about to happen. If it's scaring you too, then there is

going to be a wet sensation like that. Yeah, don't worry, it's part of your colon. I want to take that back in that's embarrassing. Imagine going out to eating you accidentally show everyone, Oh no, disgusting you fear unlock, that's happened, not like not like right right, all right and clean it up? Come on, all right. The Hottest It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot and music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. The Will Smith's

comeback is complete. According to reports, his newest movie's back. He's back. His newest movie, you Know Bad Boys Ride or Die in Theaters Now, came out this past weekend. It did so good at the box office. It's obviously sitting up at number one. It brought in fifty six million dollars here domestically over one hundred million globally, which a lot of people are saying was very refreshing to see because a lot of the other movies that have

come out recently did not do numbers like that. I feel like this was the start to the summer blockbuster. This is the first one to kick off. It's so good. I went to go back it out. I didn't get spot see it even one thing. It is so good, the best one so far. But people are talking about how this also shows that Will is back in America's good graces again after that Oscars slap. I don't think

he's fully back, but he's definitely. I think he's fully back. You think fully one hundred percent, because in my mind, I'll never look at Will Smith the same. Really, I've already gotten past it, forgot all about it. It's not I'm not like to the point where i know I'm not going to watch a movie that he's in, but like, I will never look at the dude the same. I always think, always think of him differently. You don't. I've already moved out of it. Went up

on stage and slapped a man on live TV. I like it, just it was the tea was good, it was strange, it was odd, it was out of line, I would say, out of character. But we don't know. Maybe that is who he is. I don't think we've just become so desensitized to like the craziness that celebrities do. And like, I've already gotten past the slap like he's because it's less. It's like there's

been worse from other celebrities. Yeah, well there's there's new stuff that takes over and takes the headlines and time time passes and you forget about it, and I don't. I definitely think that most people. I think a lot of people are like me. I'm i'd still watching movies in but I may judge him differently, that's fair going forward from that. So, George Lopez walked out mid show. He so he was in the Bay Area this weekend.

He performed at Mountain Winery in Saratoga on Saturday. But this walk what happened the night before that Friday night he was in Porterville where I don't know. I don't know. He was in Porterville at Eagle Mountain Casino, and people in the audience kept on yelling while he was up on stage right and he even counted, like that strike one, that strike two, like he was getting so tired of the heckling. And then it got to the last one and he didn't want to walk off stage. He just wanted everyone to

just chill out, watch the show so he can continue. I can let you please, and he walks off. I'd be pissed, somebody. I'm pissed that that person in the audience. Look, everyone, everyone is mad. The audience is mad that he walked off the venue. Is mad because they say that they work so like that was a rescheduled show and they worked really hard to make that happen. George is mad that the casino security didn't step in and remove these people if they're being disruptive, which is literally their

jobs. Everyone is just mad. I've never understood the I mean, I understand the part of it because it's alcohol heavily involved, I'm sure in this incident, in most of these, but I've never just stood like the heckling back and the yelling at the comedian when you maybe says something you don't like or they say something you don't like, walk out off the show. I think that's if you're upset with what the person saying, you don't want to see that show, get up a walk out. That's your right, exactly

what George said. But you don't need to yell at them about you, like, don't even laugh if you don't like it, but just sit there and shut up. Yeah, just leave. And then there's people that heckle trying to be funny. It's like, bro, you're not funny. Just shut you're ruining it forever. Shut up. Yes, I've dropped a couple of good lines shouting out before not in a comedian, but you know,

just they got some good laughs. Okay, but you would just get just get up it walk out if you especially when you sense that like it's really bothering the person and bothering the people around in the audience. Leave But security should should have stepped in. That should have that's their job right there, I know, maintain the crowd, like, get these people out, kick him out, and the show goes on. If I paid to see him and he walked out halfway, I'm mad. And more importantly, can we

just like have some respect for the people that are up on stage. Same thing happened recently recently with Pete Davidson. Remember he had to storm off as well because people would not stop yelling at him. Like, you paid for a ticket to watch the show. Sit down and watch the show. They're delivering the show that you paid for. It's their job. Job yet, yeah they're at work. Don't heckle them. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. All right, So we were just talking about this guy in

Florida who sneezed so hard that his colon came out. Still still have questions. Okay, but you asked a great question. Grahmy said, why is it that older people sneeze so loudly? The older you get, the louder volume sneeze. It's just it's something about it. Yeah, we have a talk back. Why don't you show? This is Tracy D from Sam Matteo. I wanted to comment on the old people sneezing loud It is because, I think because when they if they don't let their sneeze out properly and hold

it back a little bit. Number one, they tinkle. Number two they finn and I had a number three, but I can't remember number three, or you can get a hernia, have that before let it out. So you gotta just if it's a yeah, hard sneezes, do it. That makes perfect sense. Yeah, you try to hold it in and it's going to come out somewhere. Your colon may fall out on the table at a black Bear diner. I don't know why were laughing. That actually happened,

Poor god, it did happen. It was out of a surgical star though it wasn't. Stitches had like just come undone. Yeah right, you asked the waitress, what do you what do you say to her, you guys want me to buy you guys want me to box anything up for you? Yeah, you box up like holing. Oh my god, maybe you put it in a glass of milk. I got to teeth and you lose a tooth. Okay, I think did you get Starlink up at your house?

I did you, guys. I spent Saturday morning. It was nice because it had been blazing hot last week, and and I had my Starlink satellite dish. I don't know what you call that thing. It's like a satellite dish. Satellite dish. Yeah, it goes on your roof for the house. I'm building the internet options for traditional internet like that come from the street, not good, very slow. So Starlink is satellite internet and it's much faster. And so I ordered the little dish a couple of weeks ago.

And then it was super super hot last week, and like, I'm not going to go spend a day on the roof when it's just when it's one hundred plus up there, No thanks, But Saturday morning nice and cool, Okay, I'm headed up there. And of course my son begged me, begged me to go up on the roof too, and I thought better of it because it's really high up there. It's a two story house that we're building and it's up there. But I'm like, what the hell, climb on? Let him on the roof. How old is he? He's six.

When I was a kid, I used to climb around on the roof all the time. You're different these days. They don't think the same way. They're a little softer. Yeah, I'm saying, but you learn, you fall off the roof and you break your legs, you'll learn not to do that again. But Dad said I could go up there. Whatever, So I took him up there. No, I made sure he. I was like, you sit right here. You are not allowed to move. Don't even think about moving. Sit right here, enjoy the view, but

don't move. Whatever you do, don't move. And he was your wife about this, I told her after the fact, anxiety thinking about it. That makes me so nervous, and that I was like, it's he's fine. I told him not to move. He had to sit in one spot the whole time anyway. Carry So I climbed up there and I have like a mount thing and I had to bolt that in to the roof and then you set this satellite thing on there. I got so many d I posted a picture of on my Instagram story, and I got so many messages,

people like, what is that? What is starlink? I've never heard of this. I thought. I assumed everyone had heard of starlink because there are stories all the time about people seeing the lights from these Starlink satellites that when they get launched. SpaceX launches these Starlink satellites and people will see them in the sky in a line like alien. Yeah, it looks like some kind of alien thing, like no, no, No, those are just Starlink

satellites, and they're launching them all the time. Almost every week they're sending up twenty more of these things. And anyway, so I had a lot of people message me that'd never heard of it, and we're asking, we're curious about it. And so I put the dish thing on my up on my roof and then you go down inside and run the wire downside, and then I plug in the router or whatever. I'm like, all right, here we go, and it tells you on your on the Starlink app,

it goes, uh, your dish is misaligned. By nineteen degrees or whatever it knows, which is, you know, pretty incredible, and it shows you a picture on the app of your satellite or you know, a rendering, a rendering of it. And then you go back up there and it says, you know, you turn it and in real time it's turning on your screen, and you turn it until it's exactly aligned in this little imaginary box they're showing you on your screen, and it's like, I mean,

it's incredibly accurate. So you move it one inch too far. It's like uh uh uh nope, back at up, spin back, spinning back, and you do that and then set and tighten it down and then you turn the thing on and boom, next thing you know, our house is online. We've got internet and it works and it's fast. And you can't believe this entire time you've been out there building a house, like it didn't even dawn on me that you didn't have Wi Fi this whole time. What were

you doing? Well, it dawned on my kids because they want to watch the while dad's working on the house. They want to be watching YouTube videos or whatever with rocks like the olden days and the cell service again there was a little spotty there too, so they were they get frustrated. So now they're very excited that they can stream things at full full, at full speed. But we're up and going. We've joined the twenty first century. We are online, I think, I mean, so far, so good.

I'm curious to see now the thing that's now. I have cameras set up. Of course, I put I hook some cameras up to it. And now I'm one of these people that's like constantly watching my job site, you know, like, oh, let me see what's happening out there. There are no workers as me I'm being when it's out there working, but I just want to make sure, like, okay, they stay back, people stand back, don't go in there. I love that for you, Graham.

I kind of want starlink. That sounds cool, like just for the plot, you know, yeah, yeah, I mean, do it for the plot. But if you have a better inn street option, it's not really for you. But if you live in a rural area or something where it's harder to get you know, traditional internet, like yeah, I don't have Comcast in my street out there in the street, it ain't in my street. So I got to go to the satellite. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine

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