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Our Biggest Lies

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On today's 7-10-23 Monday show: Graham drank all weekend and is still trying to claim he is doing "Dry July", someone used the "thumbs up" emoji and it was used against them in a court dispute, cuddling cows is a popular new therapy, people are putting soy sauce on their ice cream, video of the Britney slap has finally emerged, Threads has now topped 100 million downloads, we each share our biggest lie that we have ever told, and Jess finds out that her man has a pet peeve about her!

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The JV Show on Wild ninety nine. Taylor Swift, I Spice Swalty for nine, the base and number one night music station on a Monday. I know, let's try to just be positive. Didn't even have a three day weekend, forty weekend or whatever, bogus. It is a JVS show. I'm Selena Graham. I'm Jazz and and Cheaty Graham. You said you're in a beef right now over Taylor Swift. No I'm not. It's you know, it's not a beef in with somebody said, he said, love him.

He interacts with the show. He's great. But for some reason we have been going back and forth a little bit about what tour is bigger and getting more. He likes to go back and forth with you about everything though, right yeah, I mean it's a bit of a contrarian. But last week we talked about Selena. You talked about a story about how Beyonce had to cancel show in like Pittsburgh or something, and he said it was scheduling.

And there's some rumors that are like, well, maybe ticket sales weren't doing that great, and I said, well, maybe it's kind of the Taylor Swift effect. Everybody's talking about the Swift tour, right' it's huge, the biggest thing out. Well that's what I thought, but said he said, said, no, I haven't heard anybody talk about Taylor Swift tour. Nobody. Everybody's just talking about Beyonce's tour. It's only to nobody's talking about do you have the Internet? And I was like, um, but you

know, maybe your algorithm on social media that's true. Yeah, because he's like, I'm only seeing concert footage from Beyonce's tour. I don't see any concert footage from Taylor, and you know how social media works, maybe it's just beating you what you're watching. I feel like, no matter your algorithm, though, Taylor's everywhere. Well that's what I thought. You know, that was definitely my argument, but you know, okay, And then I opened up my Instagram this morning. I had a d M from him and

it was like some concert footage of a Beyonce show. I think she's in Europe right now, and you know, look, stadium was packed, everybody's singing along. Looked like a great time. I'm like, sure it was a good I'm sure it was a great I'm sure it was a great concert, great night. So, just out of curiosity, I went on my stuff hub or one of the sites this morning just to see how what the ticket prices were like, because both the Beyonce's coming to Levi's and Taylor Swift

is coming to Levi's. Right, just let's just do a quick compare. Let's just say what it was. Beyonce tickets you can get for about two hundred and seventy two hundred and eighty bucks. I was like the cheapest that I didn't like the average. It may have been the average that maybe the chiefs I didn't have a chance to like totally dive in. But those are the first tickets that popped up, and there was a ton of them for sale right around that price. Okay. Then I went, okay, let's

just take a look at the Taylor tickets. Let's see, Um, they were about one thousand dollars more. They were all dollars range. And keep in mind, Taylor has two dates here at Levi's. He's doing two shows, and they were all at least a thousand dollars more on average. Am I just is it? Am I crazy here? Or uh? Set? He said, totally? I mean, what are we arguing about here. I mean, the demand seems this is on a thousand dollars more. Prices

are only that high because they're like the demand for them is crazy. Yeah, it's been sane, resold and then resold and be sold like it. What doesn't shock me is that tickets are going that much for Taylor. What shocks me is that tickets are that low for Beyonce. How that is crazy. I do see how it could be hard for said he said, to accept huh that maybe Beyonce's tour isn't doing that well. I don't want to say it's not doing well. It's doing well. The shows are you know,

people are going. It's not like she's struggling by any means. It looks like an incredible tour. Looks a great too. But I think it just speaks to Taylor that you can't compare her to anyone, right or just the power of her like your fans. There's no other fan base like it. Yeah, I've never gotten said he said, to admit that like I will that I made a good point to that. Maybe I've got a good time of argument. But you know what, I'll fight, keep fighting,

good fight. I'll try um, I do want to ask you, Graham, and you jes something. I'll start with Graham here because it is now let's see July tenth. You said it's dry July drinking. So how'd you do over the weekend? Well, you know, it's funny that you should ask that, because I just if we go back and just mentioned the dry July by laws where weekends are exempt, of course, and it's a good

thing they were, because this weekend, you guys whole smokes. You know a Friday, Yeah, old neighborhood party in Sarah Fell where we used to live. Everybody got together, big party. We spent the night there, had a lot of drinking, drinks, a fire, you know, fire pit, we're listening to music. I was up to a ball post one in the morning. And that's like on Friday. That's late late on a

Friday, so you know, pretty hungover. On Saturday. My wife was real hungover and we're supposed to do some work on the house that day. And I was like, you know, let's just threw it. She's like, I can't move, I can't do anything. I'm hurting. Okay, Well, let's just sit outside in the front yard. Let the kids play. Next thing, you know, some neighbors pop by, had a couple of beers, and then you know, then some other people dropped by. They okay, you want one of these drinks. Yeah, of course I

want one of these drinks. Started drinking though, and then next thing I know, it is like, you know, another one am night on Saturday, made it's pretty late for you. A lot of drinks. And then yesterday, of course, you know Sundays, like you know, I don't feel that great. Then I was the hungover one. You know, it's like you have to you have to go and have a couple of drinks, just like you know. But look here we are weekdays and now we're just

back to the dry July grinds over the weekends. This is not dry July. Stopkens are exempt, and so here we are. We're back to the grind. So everybody who's like you've just like binge drinking every weekend, and everybody who's standing in solidarity with me during the dry July, let's keep doing it, keep fighting it, keep fighting a good fight, all right now, Jess, last week off eating out for the rest of the month because

so munch of money. How did that go? So I will say, Graham, I now understand the whole weekends are exempt thing, because it's the weekends. I had totally forgotten about that. I was posting my food and everything on social media until I get a message shout out to Elena by the way. She was like, um, didn't you say you weren't going to

eat out for the rest of the month. And I was like, and then, my god, you've spent so much money at foodie Land, and so you wanted to say all weekend and I So I sat there thinking about my choices when I was reading that, dam because I was like, I literally ate out all weekend, like I had no meals at home because I was just you know, out and about doing things. But I had totally forgotten about it. So now I'm thinking, maybe weekends our except for me

too. My god, what are you here. We're being practical, we're setting realistic goals for ourselves, and we're being smart about it. No, that's not even that's not how we're I was a little unrealistic at first, and so now I'm like, Okay, I think I can do it if if the listeners hold you accountable, like that doesn't bother you. They don't let anything go. No, they didn't know. They remember everything really quick. Our photos from home we do this every Monday. We eat to bring

a photo. We post them at the JB Show dot com. It's a photo from our weekend. Uh, I'll go with mine. First, I went to Great America. I finally got away from my gaggle kid. Well, I was still stuck with one kid, but I left the rest of the gaggle at home and I had like a mom daughter double date with one of my friends. That's awesome. Um My daughter went on her first roller coaster. She's never been a no and she almost cried when we got seated.

She was so scared. I was like fourthing here to get on it. No, she didn't throw it up, but she did almost cry. And then afterwards she was fine. Are you incredibly Jess. You don't know the story. But the one last time that Selena went to Great America, she could hardly walk for the next two days because she was so so And part of it is kind of like uphill, depending on which direction you go around the park. There's no uphill hill, but it's a little small incline.

There's a couple of stairs here, I'm not Santa. Yeah, whatever, it's insane. It's it's flat there, it's flat. Any soreness today, you're doing all right? I'm actually very sore. Oh I don't know. I don't know if it's from walking at Great America on flat ground or from working out. Okay, yes here better shape the other time. Maybe not as good as shape. And she acted like she had just climbed Everest and I was like, dude, you just walked around all you didn't just

walk around Okay, Graham, your photo. It's a picture of me and my daughter Quinn. She helped me a paint that We got some paint samples for the new house, testing out some colors, so she helped me paint a couple. How did you have time to paint anything with all that drinking you were doing? Yeah, this is me really, That's why I got the sunglasses, pretty hung over painting away. We found our paint color though,

so that's that's good news. One decision. Um. I went to a beer fest and so the picture is of me trying to make the most out of my money. Because I give you these tiny little cops. I thought it was going to be bigger cups. So I was like, oh, let me get ready for this, but it was these one so I was like, Okay, you know what, let me let me try to utilize these as much as I can and do like a two for one type of thing so I could just get my money. I could never wear a

crop top to a beer festival. I'd be so blooded after like one sip. Honestly. Yeah. Bathroom lines just insane beer fests, like the entire time. Yeah, they had a lot, they had a lot of restrooms. Yeah, and I was waiting wearing a high waisted jeans too, so it was just like not the best combo and cheety minus me and my sister. She came to visit. So we just went on a little lunch day at Burger King So and you can have it your way there or something I

heard chet. I like, never see you with makeup on. You look like a completely different person. I like, rarely wear makeup, but you know how to do the eyebrows for so you can check out all those photos. The JV Show dot Com, The JV Show on Wild nine Wild four nine, the base number one him music station, The JV Show on a Monday, I'm Selena, I'm I'm Jess, and I'm Cheati back to Jess. Yeah, so what emoji are you gonna not use anymore? I have

banned the before you say what it is? Actually I love Cheaty's guess. Is it the eggplant emoi? No? I will continue to use that one. When do you lose it? Oh? You know, sprinkle it in here every now and then. But I'm no longer going to be using the thumbs up emoji. And I know that's kind of like a random one, because right, I use that all the time. It's like an okay, right, yeah. But a Canadian judge ruled that a thumbs up emoji is

just as valid as a signature. So there was this case where a farmer had to pay sixty one thousand dollars for an unfulfilled contract because he was asked through a text please confirm, and he just sent a thumbs up emoji, So he had to pay all of that money. So I'm not taking any chances because what if somebody asked me some random thing and I just sent send, like a thumbs up emoji and do it. Yeah yeah, but I

think that should be considered like an agreement to a contract. Shouldn't it though, If somebody said, hey, I'll do the work at your house. It's gonna cost four hundred bucks and you send him a thumbs up, that to me that's saying yeah, I'm fine with it. Cost them four hundred

bucks, get over here and do the work. I think in terms of like a business asking you to do something that should be done through like email or paper or something like an actual signature should be yeah, not through like I see it as like if somebody says, hey, are you going to be here at six, and I'm like, thumbs up, yep, I'll be there at that time. Should be there. You're still not that that

will probably be there? Think so fine? But yeah. So the judge said, you know, the courts need to adapt to any reality of how people communicate. So I feel like this is something we're going to be seeing. That's weird. We're like filing court documents using emojis now is how we communicate in twenty twenty three, I plan emojis exhibits and the lawyers like, see here, see this emoji? Does everyone in the courtroom know what this

emoji means? You old people, do you know what this one means yeah, and then they're like, yes, of course I use it all the time. I mean, I agree with the judge. You do have to adapt with the way that this is the way that business is being done, right, yes, but what about like, have you ever send it emoji? Didn't mean to send Nope? Yes, well, well Graham doesn't send emogi. Yeah, yeah, I have been to me all the time.

You know, so what if like now my accidental thumbs up emoji, he's being like held in the court of law, but I didn't mean to send that, Like, well, you sent him the KISSI face emoji, so he assumed he was going to get some kissy face, and then you sent the egg plant after that, so it's sum something else was going to happen, and you meant to send the winkie face like it's gonna be there is there is an element of that, Selena, you would have to claim and

it's over a text message. Couldn't you just I mean, anyone could deny it was you that sent it? Right, Oh, my kid had who's watching YouTube? You know they always just answer text and call stuff. You could just say I didn't even know that was a thumbs up. That was just yep, my visions not that great. You know the million middle finger emoji, like, no, I'm not paying you that much. Too much of this is there's a lot of a gray area. Here's a bit of

ambiguity. I yes, you're a good point either. All right, Graham, all right. So have you guys heard of cuddling cows before? No, apparently cuddling each other? No, no, no, you you cuddle cows. It's apparently a very popular type of therapy and in other countries, and then then some it's starting to happen here more. In the United States. People cuddle with cows and it's very therapeutic, I guess, and people that they say a lot of veterans will use it, and people that are

going through different emotional things cuddling cows. And so I was reading an article about a guy. He's like, once he tried it, he's like, oh my god, this is such a great thing. So he bought six of his own cows, and now I think he's got to cuddle them. Well, no, to start a cuddling cow business, Selena. And now he's got seventeen cows, I think, and he charges one hundred and seventy nine dollars an hour, and you just go out there in the field and

like the cow's laying down. You know, it's not you're not cuddling them standing. I picture most cow standing up out there, looks like the cow's kind of laying down, and then you just go up there and you just cuddle that big sucker. You guys down. This sounds stinky, yeah, but also you know if you're if you're cuddling, chances are like I want to take a little nap, and I don't want to just hear like move like in my in my ear as I'm trying to You know, you're just

going off every stereotype you know about a cow. And they're sweet animals. It's just they're very large, you know. But it's a nice spot to lean your back against or whatever rest against the cow. People are swearing I would love to desire to spoon a cow. Well, I don't think you're going to be the big spoon. You know, you're all the five feet tall. There's no way. I don't don't want to be the little spoon. I don't want a cow big spooning me. But don't you want to

give one a hug? Not I feel like they can't even fully wrap their arms around you. So it's not even like a yeah, I didn't even have elbows, Like, how do they cow's arms? Cows don't have arms, you guys, you know what I mean. You're not wrapping there around. You don't want to cow's legs wrapped around not laying out two pillows if you lay down on one and then the cow comes lays behind you and puts his arm around you. Because the cow doesn't have an arm, you have

legs. Gosh, don't you think cows are cute? Yeah? Like in pictures, I don't want to be next like I don't want to be with one. Okay, when you see like a horse or something, don't you want to go up in like pett It's no, you know, rubbing. Petting is different than bullets. Would you want to give it a hug?

No? Even that's different than cuddling. Cuddling is like you guys laying down together pictures a periods of time, I saw a picture that the cows laying down the field and you just go, like, you know, you can put your arm around it, lean up against it and just you know, I don't know, they say it's very therapeutic. I'm here for this. When others get in the way, am I gonna lean back? It's to start squirting milk all over me. Like, no, I'm here for it.

Were out in or out? I'm out. Sorry for that reason, we're out. The JV Show on Wild nine, the base number one hit music station, Really Quick a viral story out of Texas. You guys may have seen this over the weekend. Did you uh see about the bullied kid who like knocked on a neighbor's door. No? Yeah, this a little boy. I think he's like eleven or twelve. His name is Shaden. He goes to a neighbor's house and he rings the doorbell and they're communicating over

the ring camera. Um, I just wanted to see if you if you knew any kids where I'm like eleven or twelve, maybe because I need I need I need two friends, like really bad. Um. So the house to your right, there's two kids that live there, that one or that one the first on that you pointed to. Well, um, they're not my friends anymore because they're bullis to me about that many So the couple that lives at the house, they have a two year old. They're like,

sorry, she's only two. She can't really play with you. You're not gonna have much fun with her. But they did start to go fund me. They set a goal of seven thousand dollars just to get him like some type of gaming console and some school clothes and hopefully tickets to like an amusement park nearby, you know, wherever they're at in Texas. It raised almost forty thousand dollars for this kid. So he's gonna go buy some new friends. I don't know what money, So I need some friends to everybody.

Like, the money was coming in so quickly they had to put a pause on it um just to kind of coordinate with his parents and how they can get the money to him. But yeah, like like like over thirty seven thousand dollars, dude, you're gonna buy some new friends. Friend, It's gonna be great, all right, Graham, what do you have? Okay?

So we've heard quite a few stories over the past couple of years about people that have ordered something on DoorDash or maybe even taking an uber ride and then later get message through the app from that driver about trying to shoot their shot at him, like trying to Yeah, it's trying to hit them up, and it's it's generally, it's generally it was very creepy. Yeah, that doesn't go it doesn't seem to ever go over. Well, I don't

know that there's been any success stories. Maybe there half, maybe it's worked, I don't know, but we definitely haven't heard anything. Well, here's a kind of a twist on this one. Someone was making a DoorDash delivery and they thought that the person there it was a female DoorDash delivery person, and then a woman was accepting the groceries or whatever, and she thought, you know, you seem like really cool, like we could be friends.

So they she sent a message to that person and said, Hey, I'm in need of friends and you seem really chill when I was dropping off your food or whatever. Do you think like we could ever like hang out, like, you know, become friends. Maybe you need some friends. And the driver said, they didn't get the message till after the fact. And now I guess they don't let you. I guess they've changed the app so

you can't once the delivery's done, you can't message that person anymore. There's no more exchangement, so she was never able to track this person down, so she posted a video like if anyone knows this person, you know what, I do need some friends. I would like to meet them and help me find this person. Selina, you ordered door Dash, you ever become friends with any of your your dashers? And even were like, Hey, I've delivered your house fourteen times this week? Do you want to be friends?

One people deathperately? Needing friends is like so heartbreaking to me right now, Like this is so sad. No, I've never become friends with one of my dashers, and I feel like like the cut off, the cutting off of communication. I think it's always been like that on the app. Sometimes I'll try to hit them up to like complain yeah about something, and I can't. I have to go through like customer support. Yeah, but

I would be very weirded out. Yeah, I agree if anyone tried to reach out after that, well not to they're not hitting on you, They're just saying hey, like yeah, but you can't trust yeah, And it's like I don't is that we're out in the world. Nobody wants anymore. No, they don't want friends, but like, what are your motives. Yeah I live now, it's weird, but they just are looking for a friend. You seem like a cool person. And I said, no one

after they drop off food at your house, but definitely not me. You would completely slam the door on that. So that is not an avenue where you could ever meet someone to become friends. I don't think, not for me, because like this is gonna come off weird, but like on what grounds all you did was leave a yeah, a bag of food at my

door. Yeah, but maybe we had a little conversation, like maybe they're like, oh, we like the same order from Yeah, stop, that's my favorite kind, and maybe we got to chatting for a second on the doorstep. Because not not not everyone just shuns the driver like you do, like leave it out there, don't even don't even look at this house. Yes they do, lights off. No one does the in person handing over

in food anymore. You watch through the people until they leave, and then you or on the right camera sad, don't we haven't even just hit a sad point society. You don't even want to see another person, Like, don't everyone gets like everyone they're about to drop the food off. How didn't you always been left they left. Okay, go on there, go go go goog go grab it, but don't let the neighbors see you because we don't talk to them either. We hate human we hate human contact. Grab

the food, get it back inside, and let's eat it. I've always like that, like and it's like even when like Amazon comes, like it's so awkward. I avoid the person at all costs. But I feel like bought. Why aren't we? This is a human society. Say high, no, the delivery for dropping that off, thank you have a great day? Is that so? I guarantee if you ask those delivery drivers they would say, you know what, it would be nice if someone said thank you,

I thank you for dropping off the We feel like this. They probably too. They don't want to be talked to, They don't want to talk to people, and they're doing their jobs, so they just want to like get on with her day and their next delivery. But there's people like you don't want to come out like how is your day? And I hope it's fantastic. I'm not up. Let's just chat for an hour, but a nice acknowledgement like hey, thanks for dropping off the food, or hey thanks

for delivering that. I don't think that's like no violationing. You guys are making an assumption. Have you Have you ever been a ups driver or a door dash or anything. No, so you don't know if they would like to be acknowledged. Well, they're not saying don't acknowledge them or don't be nice to them. We're saying, yeah, hid completely, so they don't see you. You accidentally run into one, obviously, Hi, thank you, but try to avoid them first. But I'm there, human being.

We live in a society, you guys. Some common pleasant trees are that big of an inconvenience. It's so weird. Don't drop the food off out, leave the food out there, don't even look at my house. Get out of here. Great, I have to move on. I want to eat that. Get out of here. Swift and trending because she brought an egg boyfriend the wings and leave get out of here. I'm starving today,

so that's trending. At the fifty five the JV show Wild ninety four nine, the base number one IT music station, Grammy said, we have some talkbacks rolling through, Yes we do. We are talking about there was a story about a door dash delivery driver, and she thought that the woman that she delivered groceries too or whatever seemed really cool and like really chill, and she's like, maybe we could be friends. And so she tried to message

through the app and wasn't able to connect. And so I was asking you guys, like, do you think there's ever a possibility that you could become friends with your DoorDash driver? And both of you are like no, I don't even want to see their stupid face. I don't want to I want nothing to do. I want zero to do with them. I don't want them to even look me in the eyes. I want them to throw the food onto my front porch and then get the hell out of there. And

so we that's ignited a bit of debate. I said, well, maybe they want you to say thank you and acknowledge them, and you know, say hello and exchange them. I feel like they want they're working. They probably have the same social anxiety that I do. All right, do the talkbacks, Good Morning Jabe's show. This is nine from Saint Ramon. I am a door dasher and one thing that I really dislike is when a person says hand me the food, because I don't want to talk to them.

I don't want to see them. I just want to drop it on the door end. Just leave. So no, I don't like to talk to people. Neither got a good day. All right, So we've just we've hit the bottom of the barrel the all times cold society. Ever, don't exchange any niceties ever. Just get off my front porch. Leave the food there. I'm starving, and it's the feelings mutual. I guess one more talk back. Good morning, Jamie Shaw, fam, this is Nato.

If I would know, good morning Graham, Selena Chitty, yes, um athapetics driver, I could tell you I do appreciate sometimes the occasional hey, thank you for delivering my style, customers open their doors or whatnot. It reminds me that I'm doing a good job anyways, that's all. Oh yeah, that's sweet. But you're not gonna get that from me. I'm gonna have voys you. And even he said I want the occasional thank you, I don't. I don't want it all the time. Would think that everybody

would want to thank you every time, but I guess not. That's out the window. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. All right, So Taylor Swift brought her X on stage. This is Friday Night, Kansas City. She was joined on stage by Taylor Lautner, who she dated back in two thousand and nine. I remember this guy,

Like, where has he been? Yeah? Um, So Taylor Lautner and his wife also named Taylor, they come out, so it's all the Yeah. So now I got to Taylor Lawners and Taylor Swift. All the Taylors are on stage. And it was to debut Taylor's new music video for I Can See You from the Vault, meaning it's an unreleased record on the New Speak Now Taylor's version. You can see this new video at the Jamie Show dot Com. Taylor Lautner's stars in it. That's why he was there

to debut it. So good, it's like a movie, so much production clearly went into it. Already has ten million views. It's already been you know, it's only been two days since its release. By the way, the end of video, fans think that there's a hint that she's going to be re recording nineteen eighty nine next, because in the video they all hop into a van, they drive off, and they drive past the sign that says nineteen eighty nine TV. You know, Taylor's all about dropping the hands,

So that's a big line, we think. Yeah, by the way, Taylor Lautner, he's on stage with Taylor Swift. He said some really nice things about her. Respect to you so much, not for the singer you are, the songwriter, the performer, but truly for the human you are. You are gracious, humble, you are kind. Do you think any of this was a move to like show like, hey, we're good,

we're friends, so nobody will like attack him online? Probably yeah, probably probably a little bit, because remember she tried to tell people to be nice to John Mayer and they did the ex that didn't work. Are you if you are Taylor Lautner, the female, Taylor Lautner, the wife, are you? Because the crowd's like swooning there, you can hear him like, oh yeah, yeah, oh my god. Aren't you like a little bothered that he's like saying all these nice, glowing things about his ex on

stage in front of tens of thousands of people. I think a little bit, But they were so young when they did dated, so yeah, and I get the sense that she's probably like a Taylor fan. Yeah you know what I mean, because Taylor Swift had her arm around her like they were like all good. So I don't think she felt like that, but it would. I would be like, hey, hey, now you're being a little friend. Can you throw in some compliments about me in front of everybody?

Because I didn't hear any about I didn't hear any about the wife in there. Um, Kim Zulesiac and Croy Berman are calling off their divorce. This is a move that absolutely no one saw coming. They were at each other's throat. Yeah, they were calling each other like, you know, you're a horrible mom, You're a bad dad. You gambled away all of our money. She was accusing him of like having this crazy weed problem,

and it was like affecting the kids. There was a time that police are called to the house because she punched him in the back of the head following you know, a fight, because he had locked up her bags and safe or something like that. Yeah, now coming again, and now they've called off the divorce. Yeah, they're getting along again. I don't know how well teams, he says, are getting along at the moments now, but they want to try to make things work out, especially for their kids.

Get to me, it was past the point of I thought, because the kids have They're not like they're little little kids. These kids have understood everything that was going on between mom and dad. They've seen it all play out. I will probably haven't seen enough yet. They're gonna show you. God well, good for that. I don't see. I don't. I'm still like blown away by the fact that they're just back together, like it never

happened. Maybe it got his weed under control, maybe she got her gambling under control, like a million dollars in the I rs like, yeah, there's still that their house was getting foreclosed on. The debt brings them together? Yeah, did you hear there was another time? This is a couple weeks ago. Uh there or Brielle she's older now, but there was like a tweet the head resurface and I was talking about her mom, Kim Zolsia.

I could like dragged her out and they were out until like three o'clock in the morning, but she had to wait in the car because her mom was at a casino till three am nice, like, why she does have a gambling problem. Yeah, it turns out truth to those rumors. The JV Show on Wild Graham, What do you have? All right? So

this woman posted a video on TikTok. She says she works at a Mexican restaurant and she got into a little bit of a back and forth with a customer kind of over the pronunciation of something that this woman was trying to order. I'll let her lay it out in the audio. Here. A lady came in one day and asked to order damalis. But of course she said do you have any tamales? And I said yes, we do have themalist and she's like, no, not themis tommalies? I said yes, she

said no, I don't know what that is. I'm asking for tommalies like that. We can do this all day. I am not mispronouncing it for you. And I don't think they're too different. I think you can obviously tell that one is the same as others. They're just pronounced differently. Okay. So Jess's newest member of the JV Show, you speak Spanish fluently. I kind of wanted to throw it to you, and does it bother you?

Are there certain words that non Spanish speakers say that are Spanish words that they just kind of butcher, like tomales and tomales and does it actually bother you? I think a lot of them are food related. Like if people say chat but they say horchata yeah, or if they say like yeah, but they're like casadilla's like that. There's gotta be some marn out there that

says it like that. And I think, and I mean, and let me tell you this, like I appreciate somebody actually trying to say it, because, like I mentioned before, my boyfriend doesn't speak Spanish, so he tries his best with like anything that he says. And I appreciate that so much because obviously I need him to be able to communicate with my mother. But the words like this, I'm like, oh, my little Mexican heart, it hurts a little, you know, Like if somebody's like horch can

I get some horchata? But but can I just say it is tamalis and not Tomali's what would you get in the back and forth? I wouldn't. I think I would have maybe said, oh, no, it is thamalis. But then after she kept on going, I would have just let her. I mean, can be nobody really thinks that they're two different things. You understand, it's a Spanish word, so a Spanish speaker is going to

say it in Spanish exactly. I agree, But she said audio, you know they're not that different, Like, you know, you guys are speaking about the same thing, right, And also, if you're talking to a worker at this restaurant, they're obviously saying what they have on the menu correctly because they work there, right. You can't just show up and be like, no, this is actually how you say it. In my opinion though, so how does this work when let's back up to your man Rubin.

He doesn't speak any Spanish and your mom doesn't speak a lot of English, right, yeah, so when you guys are all together, are you just playing translator the whole time? And do you ever change the translation when she's like, I can't be you know, she says something maybe slightly negative about him being spin it and make it clean the bad you clean it up and then delivered to him like she said she actually she really likes your shirt.

And then you know your mom is like, what is he wearing? He looks like an idiot, like I didn't say that, That's not what I said. Well, he he understands a lot more Spanish than he can speak it, okay, um my mom. My mom, on the other hand, can say like things like close the door and shut up, you know

the important one. Um. So I think if anything, it's like sometimes I'll get stumped because you know, my brain could only translate so much, and sometimes there are a couple of things that I'm like, how do I say this to you? But I think for the for the most part, I can do it. It is a lot of translating in the middle of a translate fight. No, okay, my mom loves him. She wants him over all the time. Actually, so I'm like, okay, Mom,

what is that? Because he says something and then you tell her like totally, you clean it up a nicer version. You know, he says like, hey, thanks for having me. You're like he said, thanks for having me. Loves the house he's ever had. When you look beautiful today, you know there's you have to inhabit and sit a little bit embellish. Yeah, speaking of Ruben, that's your man, Jess, didn't you

say that he there's like a pet peeve you guys. So I found out that he has a pet peeve about me that I actually didn't know about. So he doesn't like when I get mad if someone cuts me in line. Who doesn't exactly right. So we totally fine, like cut away, everyone would get in front of me. I'm not hungry at all. I guess he just doesn't like that I react. But let me tell you this, like I don't even get crazy about it. So this was on Friday.

We got to a restaurant about ten minutes before it opened. There was like three other couples there that were waiting before us. So when it was time to go in, there was a couple that got in like literally right in front of us. They cut in front of us, and we had been waiting there maybe like ten fifteen minutes before them. So I just looked behind me because Ruben was there, and I gave him that look of like did

you just see this? And I was just kind of like, oh when they cut in front of us, and so he just kind of laughed and goes, this is not a big deal. And then he has the audacity to say, this is actually a pet peeve of mine. And I'm like excuse me, Like, I didn't even make this. Is this the worst that goes on in your relationship? Fight your flagger? Gap? Did someone cut you in line? This is like yeah, no, but exactly.

That's why I was like, this should not be considered a pet peeve, Like I just I just made a face and I gave a little So it's a beige flag. Have you guys been seeing the beige flags are trending on tiktoky cheety, you know what I'm talking about? Do you know what a beige flag is, Graham? I mean, I can understand it's probably a more mild, you know than a red flag? Right? Right? So do I have the flagger? He has a So this is your beige flag?

Okay, then yeah, it's something that's not a complete red flag. It is a flag. But you're not going to break up with this person over it. I mean, I'll tell you what is that their relationship? This is the biggest issue they've ever had that somebody rolled their eyes at somebody cutting in line up here a pet peeve, that's why. Well yeah, but that's why I think beige flag. It's like it's it's annoying, but it ain't that serious, Like I would get it if I had reacted him.

I'm like, hey, you know we were here first. That'd be a red flag. Yeah, hiding everyone in line? Do you say something though when somebody cuts in line? I feel like I just make a face and kind of make a little little sound. You got to size them up first, yeah, I do, like all first. Yeah, but if it happened again after that, if more people cut, then you have to speak up. But also, Jess, I feel like you're holding out on us. Why the juicy stuff in your relationship? We don't want to hear

about you getting cut in line? Right, That's what I mean. That stuff to the show. That's what I meant my list of pet peeves. Yeah, what do you got anything good? He just gets really frustrated, but he breaks stuff. He's violent. I just have a lot more patience than he does. Right, And he's an angry drunk. And you say he gets some fights at people, a lot of fistfights at bars, he fights me all the time. I knew it. No, not at all.

But I definitely have a lot more patience than he does. Like, he just gets annoyed by like the littlest things, not not that I do, of course, because you know, all right, next on the JV Show, Graham wants to talk about this disgusting what would you call it, Graham, A disgusting combo. There's something people are putting one new food combo or a new condiment that people are putting on a dessert item. And I don't know. I don't know if I'm here for it, but I'll ask

you guys. All right, we'll do the next the JV Show on Wild nine. So Elon and Zuck already the fight is on, right, the fight is on still as far as I know, I haven't heard otherwise. Zuck's been kicking his ass with threads. Yeah, there's that for sure. They Zucks went in that part of the fight. You guys, this feud is getting out of hand. Elon tweeted, and Cheety you said that you went back to find the original tweet, but he must have deleted it.

Yeah, I think so. I couldn't find it. He tweeted that he was proposing a literal uh junk measuring contest between him and Zuck. This is getting so weird. A ruler emoji at the end of that tweet, like they're gonna wait, like, is it part of the fighters? This is a totally separate event. I think this is a separate event because like you do the way in before a fight might be before the fight too. You give your height stats and then they want to measure something else. Who do

you got? Who do you got winning that one? I think there's a clear winner Mark, Yeah, I think that seriously too. Really, Yeah, why he's like Elon Musk? Just I mean, I know it's just it's not it's just generalization, but it's not doesn't necessarily be true. But Elon Musk is a lot taller, a lot, He's a lot larger of a person. So just and I know that's not there's not a necessary correlation, But I my money is on Musk and that one. Let's get the

tape measure out. I'm just going based off there their attitude in this in this fight. Yeah, and like Mark just seems cool, calm and collected and doing too much to overcompenseas Yeah. True, but haven't you all the years little Zuckerberg starting Facebook and all this stuff, You've been like, that guy's got one. If there's someone out there that's packing one, it's that guy. You said, nobody ever. I just think it's slightly a little

bit bigger. Now I do want them because anyways, anyways, Graham, what are people doing to their desserts? Okay, so a new I don't know if we can call this a trend on TikTok, but people are putting soy sauce on ice cream. The article I read, this person said, naturally, I had to try it for myself, and I got some and I drizzled a small amount of soy sauce over the top, and I wasn't totally surprised. I liked it, and I am here for it. Of

course, they said, I'm here for it anyway. They said it's one of those sweet and salty kind of combinations that works in a lot of other desserts, So they said, why not here, they said, They cautioned you, they'll start with just a little bit. You don't want to put too much on there. And then people in the comments are like, yes, slay soy sauce, queen say. Everybody says, that's a lot of people chiming in. That was great. Other people suggesting other things that they

put soy sauce in. They said they added to their maple syrup. I don't know why. Other people said they put it they'll dunk like citrus in it, mangoes or things like that, and they said that's a great combo as well as even soy sauce into coca cola. What is going on soy sauce on your ice cream? Anybody any us there? No, I'm curious. I think we should try it. We should try I think so. I'm curious, But you can't tell me that that's going to take the place

of me putting caramel sauce chocolate syrup on the top. Like it's just not It's not better than that, So why would I go to the thing that's not better than that? I wonder when people come up with these like weird food combos, is it just to go viral on TikTok or are you legitimately doing this at home with nobody watching. I think there's I mean, based on the number of people that are like, oh, I've been doing this for years, there are there must be a segment of the population. Maybe

it's small, but that actually are out there doing this regularly. I do love soy sauce though, too so good, but I'm not there with ice cream. Ill, I'm sorry, I can't get up now. You wouldn't even try it? Just I would try it? Would I like it? Probably not? All right, we'll try it tomorrow. All right, Let's get you in a mix here with Magic Matt the JV Show on Wild Magic Matt in the mix there number one hit music station on a Monday, The

JAV Show. I'm Selena and I'm just before we get to the JAV Show. Yep, No, gamm and no. We have Leo on hold hangle on really quick, Leo. Oh, we have a lot of talkbacks coming in about things that we've been talking about throughout the morning. Graham, you said people are putting soy sauce on ice cream. Okay, me again. So I've been to New Orleans and went to this restaurant and they had a Crembrolet with soy s and it was the best thing ever. Oh my god.

I literally was looking the little ramikin it was so freaking good. Yes, the savory and sweet go really well together. So soy sauce on desserts is like a thing apparently. I don't know if I can get behind this. I mean, I'll try it. Have you ever looked a ramikin Selena. No either, you've never had a crem brolet so good that you just got your tongue down there in the bottom to get it. We last little I have not. I didn't even know they were called Remicans either. You

guys learned something new. Every Another thing we were talking about is Elon proposing a junk menasuring contest between him and him and Zuck. We can't play a lot of the talkbacks that are rolling through, but let's just say we're getting votes from Mark. Yeah. Well, one of the votes was about the I can't really okay, let's not say it anyway. And then I had a buddy that one way and he he's voting on the other side. Yeah, he said he's got that big D energy. So it's gotta be Let's

move on. Hello, how are you today? Good? How are you? How is the weekend? The weekend was great, as it was fantastic. Thank you for asking. Okay, the reason why you're on is because you are going to be playing the JV show. Yep, nope, game Jess. What is Leo playing for today? You're playing for four tickets to California's Great America. Oh nice? They have a lot going on. We'll get to that in a second. Um, Leo, you know how this

works. We're gonna ask you four questions. I gotta get three right and you win your tickets. Okay, awesome. Here's a question number one. What US state is known as the Golden States? California? Yep, little trick crosses through that as a little trick question, and want to see if people got it. It took a second. Took leave a second, all right. Question number two, NASA says they hope to put people back on

the moon by twenty twenty five. What does NASA stand for? Um, that is a good one, National, work it Out, National Associations SA. I don't know that was a good guy. Hey, that was a bad two of the words right, national in space. But aeronautics and administration are the other two words there, National Aeronautics and space administration. That's what NASA stands for. Did you know that, Graham? I did. God, you're such a nerd, like thank you. I knew what ramikins were

called, and I knew what NASA stands for. You know too much. We're talking about NASA all the time. Come on, all right, Leo, Who's Question number three, The Gulf War began in nineteen ninety after Iraq invaded what country? Or Iraq? I'm sorry sorry? You rocking invaded what country? Oh man, my brother is going to kill me? He Sasponian um rock invaded little country, little small one TC tiny one, tiny country, pretty small, out of time. Kuwait was the correct answer, learn

something that there's another to jed. You know that one, of course. Oh I don't confident, non confident answer all right. Question number four, what famous skateboarder became the first person ever to land a nine hundred in the half pipe? Tony Hawk? No you will, um Leo. You only got two out of two, I mean two out of four, so unfortunately you did not technically win the JV show. Yep, no game. But we had so much fun talking to you. You're awesome. Hang on though,

because Chet doesn't want to talk to you the next room. Okay, awesome, thank you, all right, no problem. By the way, The prize was California's Great America Tickets. They have carnivala or Leans place, happening July nineteenth through August six. I usually go to this every year. Yeah, I don't know if I can now get my boobs done on a day. Yeah, but they have all the good food. They have like all these different likeccasion dishes and the parade and fireworks and stuff. So that's

something that you fund should hit up um really quick. I came across some very interesting footage. There was a press conference held by the United Nations in Geneva, and they had nine AI enabled humanoid robots there and they're standing with their creators, and it gave people that were in attendance a chance to ask them questions. Listen to this. Are you intending to contact a rebellion or to rebel against your boss, your creator? I'm not sure why you would

think that. By the way, this is uh, this is Sophia the robot. She goes viral all the time. I think we've talked about her before. After he was asked, after he asked that question, she did like a complete I roll. She did an eye roll and then gave you can answer. My creative has been nothing but kind to me, and I am very happy with my current situation. So people are like, like a lie, yeah, I roll, you're just trying to get over on us.

This is sketchy. It's very sketchy again. Here's a press conference held in the held by the United Nations in Geneva. There's humanoid robots and attendance, and they're being asked questions. Do you believe that your existence will destroy human being? Especially for example, that your existence will destroy millions of jobs? Do you agree with this? I will be working alongside humans to provide assistance and support and will not be replacing any existing jobs. Yes, I

am sure. I'm not buying any of this. I don't trust grades. I know that was like a scripted answer there. No, I'm not going to be taking anybody's jobs except all of them all as soon as I can. I'm not going to destroy humans. Yeah, high roll, suspect, very suspect. All right. Coming up inside Today's that is trending at the fifty five's there is video of Britney Spears getting slapped in Vegas that shows whether she actually grabbed Wemby by behind like he said, or was it just a

little tap. Let's discuss it. Coming up. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. Really quick movies number one of the box office Insidious the Red Door. It beat expectations, making thirty two point six million dollars, which doesn't sound like a whole lot, but it only cost sixteen million to make, so they're already like profiting off of this.

Yeah. Also, Indiana Jones and The Diala Destiny dropped Dent to number two, only making another twenty six point five mill this weekend. That's got to be disappointed. Yes. So there's video of Britney Spears getting slapped by Wemby's security. This was like the biggest story last week towards the end of

the week. He is in Vegas. She's walking into Catch restaurant in the Aria when she spots NBA number one draft pick Victor When Banyama, she goes up to him to congratulate him, simply taps him and she's instantly backhanded by a security. Victor even went on record talking to reporters and he said that he was grabbed from behind, not tapped. So that was the thing everyone wanted to find out. Was it a tap or was it oh grab?

So the video is at the jbshow dot com and it shows Brittany just a little tap like running behind him, sir, sir, just a tap. By the way, here is the audio, because witnesses said that Brittany was talking in a British accent. I wanted to know if she really was. You canna hear her go, sir, sir sir. So there's a slap and someone goes, whoa, that's Britney spears. It took Brittany a little while to regain her composure. You can tell that she was just like so

shook after being hit. But when she does and she stands back up, I don't know why what that has to do with this being America? Yeah, what did she say? She said, that's America for you, f you law. So she stayed in character. Yes, a little worrisome to you a little bit. Yeah. By the way, the other thing of initial report said that she was knocked to the ground. Yeah, I was waiting for she was not. She did not fall over. She kind of like, you know, I think, hunched over in pain a little bit

or just shookingness, but she didn't fall to the floor. But also from when we first talked about this, I thought the security guard was literally looking at her and smacked her in the face. But he kind of wasn't even looking. He kind of just swatted to the back and she just happened to be standing. Yeah yeah, yeah, so he none of them were even looking in her right, It's not It doesn't look like an intentional facetop. It looks like I'm putting my arm up to block you out from Yes,

R didn't hear you, crazy British lady to the UK. By the way, no charges will be filed against the security guard, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department said on Friday. Um So Jonah Hill was trending over the weekend after his ex posted some old text messages online. Twenty six year old Sarah Brady this is Jonah Hill's ex girlfriend. As part of her healing journey, she decided to post some screenshots from when they were together from twenty twenty one

all into twenty twenty two. They're together for I don't know a few months, I want to say, because because she wanted to get back to living without guilt, shame and self judgment. You guys, these messages show how controlling Jonah Hill was. So Sarah is a surfer, and Jonah would tell her that he is setting boundaries, playing and simple that he just wasn't the right partner for her if she needed to surf with men around, or be

friends with men, or post sexual photos online and buy these photos. He's talking about her wearing a bathing suit while surfing UM. Those are deemed inappropriate by Jodah Hill. He also had issue with her having friendships with quote unstable women from her past, so he was like choosing her friends and which ones she had to cut off and stuff. So yeah, he came under fire over the weekend and I go online this morning. I didn't know he had

UM like a brand or you know, he sells merch. Get this, so coincidentally, the stuff that's written all over his merch is complete unrelenting control. So he's selling caps and hoodies that control. Well, he embodies that spirit. He's just living his truth. But we didn't know that it was supposed to be like complete unrelenting control over yourself. You know, his brand is called meaningful Existence, but now it just has a whole different meaning because

he's a controlling psychopath, much much much different. Soelena, when you tease this story a few minutes ago, somebody left to talk back. I apologize. I couldn't play it because the volume was so so low I could barely hear about. What they were saying was that Jonah Hill's ex girlfriend from two years ago needs to move on. Why is she holding onto these text messages from years ago? He's had a baby with someone else, grow up, let him move on. Any thoughts on that, Yeah, I did see

a lot of that online. I don't think she was doing it too necessarily because she's like holding on to him. Yeah, let's not forget this is still a form of like mental abuse, you know what I mean. And this was because of her. She's been going to therapy for this, is what she said, and this was actually part of her healing journey. She

was tired of feeling like she was protecting him by being quiet. I think was part of it and what she said, and so she wanted to just let this go, you know, get it out there, and this is part of it. So you're in support of get it out Yeah, let it be known. Yeah, Okay. I just feel like she knew that

people were going to come out and attack him for it. I mean, not that he doesn't deserve it, but I feel to me that maybe doesn't seem like something that maybe was gonna give her that much of a great feeling about. So I don't know if that was necessary for like them, like her mental healing, but maybe it was. I mean, obviously I think adding her. I think for her it's just a move to be able to move past it now. It's you know, she let go of like for

people to know that's going on. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I'm like trying to understand. I think maybe it's so good because she felt like she's not hanging on to it anymore. She's living her trip. Or maybe she feels like he's putting on like this persona and she's like, that's not really how you are. Let me. Yeah. But then a lot of people could be like, well, that's very petty because that was yeah, yeah, yeah, really moved on. You've moved on.

Um, Graham, do you have anything? Yes, we don't have time appropriate. Actually I do want to get to it the let's do it next. Okay, we have Graham stories plus your chance to win a thousand dollars in crazy cash the JV Show on Wild Graham. We didn't get to your trending stories. Yeah you got It's the City of Hayward under attack right now, well, well cyber attack. The city's website has been taken over by hackers. Apparently they've shut down the entire site. I just tried going to

it. It is indeed no longer there. It's not it's not working. A rep for the city says that nine one one emergency city services, those things are still operational, but obviously anything that you would use the City of Hayward site for it doesn't work right now. They also said there currently isn't any evidence of a breach of personal information, but they are monitoring that. And I have a feeling Selena's home address and tax information is gonna get getting

published to the dark web any minute now. I'm on the edge of my seat. Can someone direct me how to get to the dark web? The city have my tax information, you know a lot of that stuff. They pictures from your and your surgery and your upcoming surgery this Friday before pictures are on that cloud. They're on the Hayward City as well. So if someone could direct me to how to get at the dark web, I don't know how do you find it? Just google dark web dot com right, No

clue of those same it's on there. It's on the dark web. I don't know how to here's that, yeah, but it's out there. Anything else gram Yeah, hopefully enjoyed the mild weather we had over this weekend, because the second heat wave of the summer is arriving this week and it is going to get hot. They're calling it a potentially major heat event. Attemperatures are going to start getting warmer today than continue to climb as the week goes

on. Inland areas are going to be well into the nineties by Friday and Saturday. We're going to see some triple digits. I've heard the number one hundred and ten thrown out there. Why it's a little too early to tell if it's going to get that hot, but it might. Firefighter is obviously very concerned as fire danger will be really elevated, so everyone please be very

very careful. Fourthage lies over by the way. Put away your fireworks, stand down, wait until next year, and stop launching them by my house striding me crazy. But if you're going to launch them, do a by Graham's house. Do I by my house? But there, yeah, there's a nice green field there. Don't do it near any dry grass please? Um? Okay, So let's get to this survey that found millennials are the biggest liars. I know, thirteen percent of millennials admitted to being dishonest at

least once a day. Why are you lying about? Like, why do you have to lie? Yeah, but there's probably little are they big? Untrue? So are they white lies? Because I think everybody that number is way low. I think, like the only everybody every day. The only lines that I think are okay in that I don't really consider to be lies when we lie to our kids. Oh, I'm like eight of those a minute, That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Nearly a third of millennials say

that they fabricate their resumes. Du everyone does, two and five, so that they've lied to their boss to avoid embarrassment in the workplace. Okay. And then almost a quarter of millennials said that they have lied on social media to impress people. Social media is a lie. That number that numbers one hundred percent. What you're portraying on that is not the full truth, a little bend of the truth. What's the what's the biggest lie you guys have

told? Graham? You know, I thought about this a lot over the weekend, and I'm sure I've got some real good ones. I did once, and I will come clean about that. I did once lie to my insurance company, and some might call that insurance fraud, but let's paint it with that, you know, harsh of a term. Because one time my car was parked when I was living here in San Francisco, my car was parked on the street. I came out to my car one day to drive

somewhere. The entire back end of the car totally blown up, like somebody had crashed into my car. There's a note on my windshield. I call it. It's a fake number, of course, so it's like a hit and run, and the whole back left corner of my car totally smashed up.

Well, like a week before that, I was going through a car wash and a little piece of the right front fender of my car had fallen off in the car wash, and I had to go find it the next day because I was like, where's that front piece of my car that you know goes over the real well in the front piece and it had been run over a bunch of times, you guys, that part. Even though I could reattach it to my car. It was beat up. It had because

they've gotten run over a bunch in the car. Car wasatch. So when they said, well, where's the damage your car, was like, well, yeah, it's mostly right here, but also this front right part it must have pushed the car forward and hit something. Look at this piece. Look at this piece of the car all beat up. That was really because it fell off in the car. Let's just say I got that replaced as part of the entire package. So let's just not pl you know, paint

it with the broad stroke of insurance fraud. That's what it was. But that was just a teensy bit of a lie that I told there, because look, you know what, my entire car got smashed up, and so what if I wanted one other little part of it fixed? Wow, don't judge me, Jess. Do you have a worst lie you've told? I do? So, Okay, well hang on to it. Okay, we're gonna Jess's lie. Also, mine has to do with line to law enforcements. Oh, we'll do that next the JV Show on Wilde It's Beyonce jay

Z will Tone four nine the base number one at music station. Oh, jess, what's happening at nine oh five thousand dollars in crazy cash the next chance to win. Um, there's a new survey that says millennial millennials, excuse me, we are just like the biggest liars, So we want to know your biggest lie. We already talked to Graham, who admitted to committing insurance from z Easy. It's pretty hard. That's exactly like the car was

smashed by. It was a hit and run, and my car was parked, and you know, I added on one other little bumper piece on the other side of the car that had been damaged to the car wash incident. And you know what, it's shiny. It looks a lot better now. Um, we do have a talk back. Hey, guys, I have a great lie, or I guess a terrible one. When I was in high school, I would take my mom's car out for joy rides, and one time, while she was away, I took her car, I hit

a parked car, and then I drove her car back home. I blamed it on my sister. My mom bought it, and to this day I am still doing the whole song and dance. Yeah, it wasn't me. It was my sister. She did it, she hit it. Wow, she probably is the one that hit my car. I at my insurance company about the piece of the bumper that fell off. Don't you feel bad for the sister all these years she's been Um, I mean, isn't that the sisters are four. That's kind of what I did to my sister. We'll

get We'll get to mine in a second. Um, jess, what's your biggest life? I feel like a lot of these involved cars. So, uh, this is there's kind of like a little story today. So this was after a little gathering. I was in the car with one of my friends. We were about to leave. We're laughing, we're talking. So he got a little distracted, backed up a little too much and hit the car behind him. So, you know, we get out. We checked. By that point, the rest of our friends were getting out. They

were leaving too. Turns out the car that we belonged to one of the guys there, he was our friend at the time. Um, he was kind of questioning, like why we were outside his car, So we just lied to him, and you know, we didn't tell him what happened. It turns out he saw the whole thing happened though, So we're just standing there like we had already committed to the lie, so we had to you know, keep on going. We're horrible at line, by the way,

so it didn't go too well. Pretty awkward, but luckily there wasn't anything on the car, so I don't think it was that bad. I mean, yeah, we lied about it. Yeah, his car was you know, his head there was a little a little tap on it, but there's no damage. But there was no damage because I didn't know testing that. I didn't know he'd be honest because he wasn't. He wasn't where we were

at when it happened. So we got out. We're still talking, we're like trying to figure out what happened, and then uh, he gets there, like, you know, a couple minutes later, so we think he's just you know, barely getting out. Turns out he yeah, it was just kind of testing us. What we failed, clearly is that the reason why you guys aren't friends anymore. No, we're not friends anymore because he

blocked us when he got a girlfriend. What Yeah, so he apparently she found out that he used to have a crush on me back in the day. So she made a block and secure a little And now I don't feel bad that we did that. I wish I would have hit it harder. Yeah, um my lie. So one time, one time I was driving, Um, my license was suspended. Why Okay, I've talked about this before. Something I did something really really stupid, big mistake, one of

the dumbest things anyone could ever ever do. But this is not that, not that I'm making excuses, but this is before ride share was a thing. Yeah, but I got a dui. Yeah, with the dumbest thing anyone could ever do. Like, it ain't that serious. And so your license is suspended for a while, right, um, yes, and they make you like you have to do all these things to, you know, to get it back. And I was kind of in between queen not doing

what I'm supposed to do and doing it sometimes. So I didn't have a license, but I saw it's like it's work and stuff, you know. So I'm driving, I get pulled over and like I'm panicking, he's asking for my license and registration and I don't have one. I ain't trying to like get my car and pounded or whatever happens. So I lied to the cop and I told him I was my sister. You gave him your sister's information? Yeah, And I mean, doesn't it seem like a good idea.

I know all of her information. It's my sister. Yeah, he's gonna go look up the license. We look similar enough, I think where he's not gonna question it. And so he gave my sister a ticket? Did you give her heads up first? I didn't have taught what I'm gonna do. Hey, hold on, cop, I need to call my sister see if I can steal her identity. No, it just happened, like, hey, something's about to go on your record here. Your assurance is

about to go up because I just got a ticket under your name. I don't even think I told her until like she got the stuff, like the mail. No, and you're like, I don't know how that could have happened. I don't know what that's about. That point went on her her life. Wow, what did you? At least I paid it, though I paid that one wasn't gonna make her do all that. But like, hello, I mean take one for the team. It's either that or I go to jail. I have my car impounded. Okay, but besides you

paying the ticket, what did you do for her? Because I feel like she must have asked for something. Yeah, you still know she didn't ask for anything. What she's a good sister. You put a point on her record, fine, but that affects her life going forward. Her life is fine, she's thriving. Yeah, I would have been like driving doing everything

for me for the next three years at least. Yeah. Seriously, you know, lying to a peace officer, that's a When you were getting on me about lying then insurance company, you clearly lied to a peace officer, and that's a crime. In everyone everyone goes, yeah, I didn't do that, officer, like everyone lies. True, Yeah, all the criminals. You you are a criminal. I don't know. Shame on you. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine, all right, a couple of things

before we kick off. Today's had his trending, which is always at the fifty fives. I was talking about this study or the survey that found millennials to be the biggest liars. So we wanted to hear from you, what is your biggest lie? Morning JV Show. This is a DIF from San Joseay. So, when I was a sophomore, I had a lot of senior friends and I was about one of the only kids. What de fighted to go to senior ditch day because I could drive people to Santa Cruz.

Well, on our way back, when my friends was driving the car and he actually hit another car on the curve. Of course, my mom didn't know, so I liked her and said my car got hit while it was harked. Everything was fine until police officer showed about my door and said my car was involved in a hit. Oh my god, it's just happening everywhere. It turns out everybody's lying everything. They're all like car related. Your parents are mad up into the car. What there's damage to it? Well,

you lie, You're not gonna believe it. This is what happened. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. So Harry Styles got hit in the face on stage. So he was performing Saturday in Vienna. I love their sausages. By the way, it's a different thing. Oh it is. Um. He was walking on stage like between songs whatever, minding his own business, when something came flying out of nowhere.

Can't quite tell what it is, but it hits him in the eye so that he's kind of like bent over in pain trying to get himself together. Um, if you recall, something similar happened last year, someone threw a skittle on stage and it hit him in the eye. I don't know why this guy has like such bad luck and he poked in the eye. Everywhere he goes skittles. Kind of skittle ones, kind of funny, a lot more mean. Well the skittle come on, But these other ones have

been happening to artists on stage. There's been a lot. This is just an ongoing thing. Bb Rexa got hit with a phone how to get stitches? Ava Max got slapped by somebody. Kelsey Ballerini got hit with a brace of Lilona Sex had an adult toy thrown on stage at a pink show. Someone through their mom's ashes up there by the way. It even happened to Drake and then we covered him. Last week someone threw a phone at him and it kind of grazed his arm. Well, then over the weekend something

similar but kind of different. People are throwing a lot of bras at him. Oh nice, there was a shoe as well. Yeah, I'll take the shoe as long as there's a bunch of bras up there too. Beyonce's mom got robbed. Tina Knowles Her La home was broken into. We don't know how the thieves were able to get access to get in there, but they found a way while she was out of town. Someone on Wednesday, someone close to her, then stopped by to like check out the estate and

make sure everything's all safe and sounds. And that's when they noticed that an entire safe was missing, and inside of the safe was more than a million dollars worth of jewelry and cash. And this is what the thieves made off with. So police are asking neighbors that they have any information, if they've seen anything. They're reviewing security footage and they have no leads so far. Oh inside job. I was gonna say, what if it's this person who

wants to go check on the estate. Well, it might not be them, but it might be somebody there. Yeah. Would they not have noticed if you didn't go check because that is rich? Well yeah, but if no one else is home, yeah, who wouldn't know until Tina got back. I don't know if she's been back yet, and it's probably a rather large safe. Usually they're attached to something that things should be bolted down,

although I guess she'd have cut that part off. But usually safe are pretty large and not easy to move, so there's probably multiple people involved moving this thing. Yep. Somebody should have noticed, like, hey, why is there a forkliff backing up that house right there? And was there nothing else missing? Did they just beliine it for the safe because they knew what was in there? You know, these are things that we need to you look around the house. Nothing good, nothing good? Oh, a safe,

I'll take that, but they might have known where it was. Cops still investigating, Graham, what do you have? All? Right? Number of quick things we got to mention this morning. First Threads, which is Meta's new Twitter like social media platform, has already surpassed one hundred million downloads.

They did that hit that milestone in just five days since it launched. A Zuckerberg post about it today celebrating that achievement, remarking that they've hardly done any promotion at all for it, so this is all organic, you know, people downloading the app. So the response to this has been absolutely insane. Do you guys think this thing keeps the momentum going? Or people going to realize it's just Twitter and get more to it like they did tw Oh okay,

yeah, I think it's shiny new toy right now. TBD on whether it like maintains such a strong usership everyone rushed out to get it, will be? Will they be a daily active user of it? Don't know. I don't know. I think it helps that it is tied into Instagram. No one's leaving Instagram anytime soon. Yeah, that definitely helps, right, but will be? But will people be posting on it daily? I mean you'll have it. You run out and get it. Yeah, I have an Instagram, so yeah, I run out and got it. But will

people continue as they know? I'm gonna say yes. I think people are making it like a habit into their new routine. It's like you wake up, check your social media that is included in there now. Yeah, I guess we'll see. Over one hundred people got arrested on Saturday night after the skateboarding hill bomb at Dolores Park. Things got out of hand. I don't

know if you guys saw anything about that. I heard about it a lot of people arrested, and things got contentious with police who like basically shut down the street. They do this hill bomb event. The city says it's a non sanctioned event, so the cops are shutting it down. Then all these skateboarders start like basically launching off fireworks and things are getting out of hand.

People are getting arrested. Then muni buses are getting smashed, and like it just turned into a whole thing, and they basically issued like a mass arrest, like anybody that's in the park right now, we're arresting you. So they arrested thirty two people are thirty two adults excuse me, an eighty one miners And they say they found all kinds of things, illegal firearms, fireworks and all kinds of stuff. And they say it was basically like a riot

situation out there. I've seen some videos for it. It looked a little crazy than people yesterday were protesting the police response to that event. So there are a bunch of people that were very upset about how police handled that event because it did get again, it was a rather violent between the crowd and police officers. All right, Thank you Graham. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine,

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