Naked Banana Hack

The JV Show on Wilde Happy Friday, wild for nine, the base number one hit music station, The JV Show. I'm Selena and I'm Graham. You want to hear something crazy, Graham? Yes I do. Okay. So someone very close to me, I cannot say who. Okay, Okay, I cannot say who. Don't even bother asking someone really close to me. No, it's not okay. Um, but this person wanted to go get um some surgery okay in Mexico. Got it because it's cheaper there, it is. I had everything, all books. She wanted to go get

a facelift, all right. So she goes down there last week for um, almost like like a pre op, like to do like the lab and bloodwork and stuff to make sure you're healthy enough to have such a procedure. Right, And during this she said that she was really nervous. You know, the doctors didn't like At a lot of times, you go in for a consultation or a meeting whatever, the doctor, they'll kind of show you what you'll look like afterwards, and they'll try at least describe its rendering,

yeah, something like that. And this doctor didn't do that. And she's like, that's weird, like I'm still loved a lot of questions, and then she sees another lady in there in the office and her face is all bandaged up, and she was like, hey, like did you did you go to this doctor and you got this done? Like how did it go?

Are you happy? And she says this woman just started crying, oh no, and like bawling her eyes out, which her eyes looks good, by the way, my mom just did say her eyes look good after being pulled back. Okay, but she said we were supposed to know who this person was, and you just said my mom, my mom said her eyes looked good. Mysteries. The mysteries solved. But continue this unnamed person wink um, I was not supposed to say that, Oh my god, she

is going to kill me. Okay, let's didn't happen, Okay, okay, yeah, okay, just ignore that totally totally. Other woman starts to cry. Not a ringing endorsement for what's about to happen. Although her eyes looked good according to your mom was there, she was not there. She says that this other woman just started like bawling her eyes out and said that the doctor totally screwed up her face. Oh no, so my mom like

immediately cancels the appointment. I said, my mom, again, it wasn't her, this unnamed person not her, right, but so she this lady immediately lady, it's not her. Yeah, yeah, okay, anyways, she cancel us. She cancels the appointment. Huh, calls me up, and it's like this doctor screwed up this lady's face. A butcher. She said that this doctor did like LiPo face and I don't. I mean, I'm not a doctor. I went to heals for a few months. But

yeah, past like the general subjects classes. Okay, um, I don't think you're supposed to light bow a face during a facelift. Don't you just cut it, pull a back, you know what I mean? You have, But maybe somebody had some unwanted fat stored in theirs or something they wanted to get rid of. But I still don't. But the lady with the bandaged face, that her face is like completely disfigured, like it's just it's but her eyes looked well that's the only thing I guess that's But didn't it

slim down her, isn't? I mean, according to this lady that I knew. Isn't that so scary? Like I'm terrified of plastic surgery. I mean having a procedure done that like you wake up and do you like the results? I don't know to roll the dice. That's it's really scary. I'm scared for your mom. I mean this, lady, I'm scared for this because like you don't know what it's gonna end up. Look, you like you botch that one bad. I mean, I'm not talking about the

surgery, but like you Bob, yeah, I know. Oh god, please please please. I hope she doesn't ever about this. It was like top secret. Yeah, I'm all saying anything. I won't I won't tell anyone. Thank you. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine to Base number one at music station Happy Friday. Oh my god, log is week? Ever? It's been a week? Selena say that every week we do It's the JV Show. I'm Selena and Hi Graama, do you have all right? So this mom has sparked a bit of a debate online. I want

to know where you fall on this. She says that anytime she goes out to eat, she's got young kids. Anytime she goes out to eat. She packs them a dinner. She packs them a meal, so she's going out for dinner. She puts together a little container that's got a little peb and j and some carrot sticks and some cucumbers on the side. Whatever. Okay, she packs them a little meal so she doesn't have to buy doesn't have to buy a meal at the restaurant. A lot of people are like,

this is genius. It's a way to save money. And a lot of times you order your kids something a restaurant, they don't even eat it. They end up wasting it. And that's what this mom says. She actually takes it to the restaurant. Yes, and they eat it there at the table. But she says, it saves money, and I know my

kids will actually eat this. And she says, the third bonus of this whole thing is that you're then not waiting for your food to arrive while your kids are just losing their minds because they're hungry and they start to act out. She's saying she's also doing everyone else sitting around her a favor because then her kids are fed and they're happy. But how do you feel about this bringing your kids a meal to a restaurant. Why does that just seem and

I know this is Selena talking, what do I know about class? But why does that seem so like unclassy? It kind of bugs me because it's sort of like, well, why why don't you save all the money altogether and not go to the restaurant to begin with? Pack yourself a pbe and J and you guys can go sit on a park bench and the three and

everyone can eat their meal there. I get why she's doing it. Like, before I go out to eat with my family, the little ones who I know aren't going to eat the restaurant food, I'll fee them before. Yeah, you know, they go through the phases right now. My son his face is the PBEJ. It's literally the only thing he'll eat. So you know, I'll eat them. I'll eat them. I'll watch your mouth, so yeah, easy, I'll feed them before we go to the restaurant.

Um, maybe take some snacks, but I'm not breaking out a whole dinner plate with like food from home. It seems weird under the rules of like don't break no outside food, there's some kind of etiquere or something welcome. It's like movie gators try to keep you from bringing your own food, And shouldn't a restaurant trying to keep you from bringing your own food? What's

next? I'm going to go to restaurant and bring my own twelve pack of Beers's cracking at the table, Like, hey, this is a money saving hats restaurants. Can't you bring your own bottle of wine? You can, but they charge you to open it. They charge you corkidge, So like, that's still a very weird concept to me. Yeah, I understand that.

I guess it's cheaper, but it's very weird. It's still it makes sense if you have a really expensive bottle of wine, because then they charge you forty bucks to open it, and it probably had you bought that bottle of wine there, would it cost you hundreds and hundreds? Right, So my Setter Home or whatever it is called Sutter Sutter Home Blush Rose and they open up for you. You're losing money on that deal, got it?

Anything else? Graham? That's about it? Oh well, I actually have something to throw And just really quick, I want to remind everyone that your WADSMTAST tickets are on sale. Now. This is the show you don't want to miss. The Joe Bros. Doing their full tour set list for their Bay Area fans at wilds wlasmtast August fourth, YEA at the Shoreline, Conan Gray, Kim Petris performing as well. So tickets go get the now Live Nation dot Com. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine Happy Friday nine,

the Bay's number one day music station, The JV Show. I'm Selena and I'm Graham. All right, Grammay Yeah, I got a hack alert, Selena. This is for you. Wait what was that? What was the end part there? No? No, no, no, no, no talk about No, that's not that's what kind of grosses? What is that? A little bit? I don't know. You're a little a little bit with your tongue so gross when you do oh hacklers blue right, No,

you're resting it up. Okay. This is for for you travelers. Hack alert out there, and it's gonna be a lot of traveling this weekend. Yeah what did Triple A say? It was going to be like the third busiest before the day weekend of travel since two thousands like that. Yeah, I don't know how they but it's in the top five. It's going to be a busy one. So if you're flying and you want to get some liquids past TSA because I don't know what the current rule is. It's like

two or three ounces or whatever. By the way, they say, forty two point three million people are traveling this weekend. Who cares? Okay, so you can only bring you know, that little thing of liquid on the plane. Yes, And a lot of people don't want to check their bag because if you want to bring more liquids in that you get to check your bag, and every airline's going to charge you like eighty dollars now to check your bag. It's something absurd. It's it's gotten ridiculous. So you want

to be able to carry that thing on. You want to bring more liquids in there. This person is saying, all you gotta do is stick it in the freezer ahead of time and free is it that way? It is a solid not a lot is going through and people and the comments on this person's hack are like, yes, this most definitely works. A TSA agent even told me this. One person said like ten years ago, and I've never forgotten it. I do it all the time. People say they'll bring

whole cartons of soup and stuff on food. You know, you could bring your favorite beverage, whatever it is, just freeze it ahead of time. It doesn't register when it goes to the scanner as a liquid because it is solid at that point. Helena, are you down to try this? I'm down for this. But what about my favorite bottle of liquor that does not freeze? Then that's not gonna work. You're gonna need that, You're gonna

need whatever thing it is. Yeah, that's true because that's usually the liquid that I'm bringing, the only thing I want to take that I'm bringing through that's more than enough ounces. Unless it's like, I don't know, would this work for like perfume, like your lotions or something. I feel like ladies have a lot of like bad than beauty products that are in bigger containers. They weren't like your shampoo, for example, my wife would love to

bring your shampoo and not a little travel one. Right. Is that going to freeze? Does that freeze? I don't know. I've never tried this. It's it's like it's like shampooing lotion in there. It's like a freezing to yogurt. Like that's true, that's true. So perfume, it's perfume freezeable? Another thing alcohol though in perfumes. Oh okay, it might not, but I don't know. I mean, but there's alcohol and beer. Why does beer freeze? That's a good point because mostly water? Okay,

I don't know, we're not. Yeah, we do need to go back to study a little more science. But I think this is a really good idea. Will I ever do it and take the time to freeze a big carton of my mom's soup or something to bring through? Probably not, I think I would. But is it is actually a smart work for this? All right? Well, then you can be the one to test it out next time. Throw all your shampoos in the freezer and see what happens.

Thanks Graham. Hey, I don't get tickets for Wives Pataz on sale rights now if you want to be there checking out the Jonas Brothers doing their full show like their full concert sets at the Shoreline along with Kim Petris, Conan Gray special guests Charlie on a Friday, go to Live Nation right now, get your tickets and will lease and will excuse me see you? Okay? Fourth at the Shoreline at Little the JV Show on Wild ninety nine nine the

base number one at music station. Right who's sliding your DM's now grams. You know, moms be sliding. Mom's be sliding, And according to this DM, she's a repeat DM slider, Like she's back ethereal slider liked what happened the first time, and she's sliding again right here again. She says, Hi, Graham, it's Mom Vanessa sliding back into your DM. Wow for a birthday shout out. Dang it, that's not what I was hoping for, but she says, if you guys can please give a big birthday

shout out to Aubrianna. She's turning ten on Saturday, May twenty seventh. She's such an amazing, smart, carrying, beautiful and kind daughter. We are so blessed. She makes parenting so easy. Don't you wish you had a kid that you could apply that. We were too, literally just complaining about our kids off their Yeah, before this minor terrorists, we missed JV so much. Continued to send our prayers to Natasha and all of you. We are so thankful for you and Selena for continuing the show, and we

will continue to listen daily. Love you guys, from Javier Vanessa and Hodge, thank you, it says, and again that's mom Vanessa back in my DMS and so happy birthday to Aubrianna, Happy birthday and thank you for that DM slide Vanessa. All right, Graham, you want to hear about another stupid TikTok trend? Yes, I do. Why would anybody do this? Okay? People are filming themselves illegally entering homes private property. This so,

I mean the only videos I've seen past challenge. I don't know if that's what do they call it. I don't know if that's the official name. Um, the only one I've seen, uh, was in London and think, God, they're a lot friendlier there, and then they are here, I think, but people are just like Cherry, oh, thanks for coming to my house mate, thanks for visiting. It's like a group of teens. They just like open up a front door and walk in and there's the

wife and they're like, oh, let me get my husband. And the husband comes down and the kids played it off like is this what the study group is at? And the husband's like no, and they're like oh wrong house, by bye, sorry mate. Um, that is not gonna fly trying that out here. Like that could have ended very very bad. It

could end extremely bad. We've seen a bunch of really horrible fatal incidents of this, like in the past like month, where people have gotten into the pulled into the wrong driveway, or entered the wrong or knocked on the wrong yeah, just knocking like this. I have a feeling this trend's not gonna be one that UM makes it across the pond, as they say, because this one UM is not smart, not smart UM, And I hope this

This really scares me for people that do things for clouds. Yeah, especially of the younger age, because you're not thinking things all the way through. No, you're not. People have lost their lives doing really stupid TikTok challenges.

Yeah, this one might be one of the stupidest. Also, there's a camera on every doorstep now, so like if you did enter a house and the people were upset with you, and it didn't, say, result in some really bad confrontation, it's gonna result and you're getting arrested because they're you're you're now broke. It's like breaking and entering, right, I mean, you've trusted in your video. Your face is right there on video. It takes about ten seconds to figure out who you are. Yeah, well,

I don't know if they're breaking like in this one. In this particular video, Um, the wife who lived there, I think she was going in and out of the house. So the house the door was already like kind of open. Does that countess anything if they didn't like break it open or yeah, but you still still can't still against the largest walk into somebody's

house is just asking, just asking. But yeah, I guess technically they didn't break breaking and entering, but the entering part, the entering part for sure. Yeah. Anyway, so another thing to not try at home kids. The JV Show on Wild for nine, the base number one hit music station, Happy Friday. Thank you so much for hanging with the JV Show. I want to remind you that tickets for Wasman Has are on sale right now. Go get them so you can, you know, pick your seats

to get that good view of Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas. Yeah, you can see that. You can see Nick Jonas's muscles from pretty much anywhere. That's true. You think he's going tank talk definitely too, for sure. So if you want to see the Jonas brothers, Conan Gray, Kimpetris and more at the Shoreline August fourth. Just go to livenation dot com to get those tickets, all right, would you want a little Friday scenario? Graham, Yes I do. I'm ready. All right. So there's a couple

that just moved into a new new neighborhood. They're in their forty and they're kind of noticing a weird vibe with all their neighbors and neighborhood kids. Apparently the family lived there before would let everyone in the neighborhood basically come over and use their pool like whenever they wanted. Okay, now that the new couple moves into town, they're like, ah, this is our house, our pool. We don't even know you guys, Like you can't just help yourself

to art swimming pool. Like and before it was to the point where they just kept all their pool gear there, they had clothes to all their stuff. Was there. Anyone could just come and go as they please, Like people didn't even ask, they just popped it. You look out your window and kids are just splashing around the car up. There's a little Jimmy from next door in our pool. Hey, Tommy's coming tomorrow. Yeah, So

They're like, we don't know you guys. We don't just want you coming over and using our pool, Like at all, we paid for this house because it has a pool, that our pool. What would you do, Grhant, Would you be a little more understanding that these other families are I guess accustomed to kind of sharing this pool as well? Would you allow it? Would you consider it? Are you like, Nope, absolutely not.

You got to earn your way in. I don't think I'm just it's not just an open I was gonna say open door policy, but open gate.

I don't know if side gate to use the pool. I don't think it's an open gate policy right off the bat, Like you got to earn that sort of trust and build that relationship with us, and then of course, like I mean, that's a dream, I think to live in a neighborhood where everybody, you know, takes a village to raise all these kids, and like you can count on your neighbors and everybody's friends, and it's a

lot of fun living in a neighborhood like that. Shout out to my old neighborhood and Sarah Fell it was like that nobody had a pool though, But I mean, it did feel like that if somebody had a pool, everyone would be invited to use it whenever they wanted. So, like, I think you want to get to that point. But if I just moved into a neighborhood, I don't know, your kids, are they going to use my bathroom as as as that pool? Their course they are, yeah,

And I'm not ready for that yet. See. I feel like if I was one of the neighbors and I don't get to use the pool anymore, I'm upset, I'm hurt, I'm very salty. But if I'm the new people that moved into this house, you guys stay away from my pool. I don't know if you guys shower at all. I don't know. If they don't, you probably don't shower or rinse before before the before getting into the water. Yeah, you're tinkling in there. Do you want people taking

a pre a pre pool shower. I don't know. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I don't know. I think nobody does it, But I feel like you're supposed to like rinse off before. Okay, maybe I thought the chlorine just killed or killed because I take my daughter to swimming lessons, like that was the rule you had to like rinse off before getting in

the pool. Really, Yeah, they're strict water quality control there. The biggest thing about letting strangers use a pool those the liability that somebody slips and falls or drowns in your pool. Like that's on you, Like I don't need that on I don't need that on my wallet and my conscience. No, stay out of my pool. Yeah, I think I would just be the angry new neighbor that doesn't want anything to do with the neighborhood. Yeah, get off, get off off my pool. Yeah, get off my

lawn and my pool. Yeah, just stay off, stay in my life. Huh. The JV Show on Wild nine ninety for nine the Bays number one hit music station. I'm Selena and I'm Graham. We are the JV Show. Thanks for hanging with us on this Friday. Gay Happy Friday, everybody, Happy Friday. Pump it up Umorial Day weekend. Oh my gosh. Sidetracked yeah, side tracked to track away to the side. So I'm

having my daughter's birthday party tomorrow. Okay. I cannot believe the baby that I just had is turning one already one I literally just gave birth to this thing that is amazing. But also, can I ask a more important question, Yes, where was my invite to the party? Well? I didn't. I checked the mail, I checked my email, I checked a social media, my DMS. I didn't see it. Vit I liberally invited you and you said you're gonna be at Disneyland this weekend? Well, yeah,

I am gonna. Okay you if you wanted to a verbal invite, I g yeah. But did everybody just get a verbal invited? Did some people get action? Some people got like a text invite, which is how I normally do that. But I see you every day. Why would I text you when you're right in front of me? But did it have like a little invitation? Was it like saying you know, it does matter, it's the principle of it all. Yeah, but I'm busy that day. Thank

you? I mean, Donald Duck? Are you hanging out? Okay, I've got Speaking of invitations, this is what I want to talk about because I saw this guy who wrote into like an advice blog asking for little help with this situation. He's saying that the wedding that he's having upcoming is going to be very very small, and if he wants to know, how do you tell people that he's getting ready to send out to save the dates? He wants to know, how do you tell people that they are not invited.

It's a very select group of family and friends that are getting invited. But he says he's got a pretty big friend group, and he says there are probably a lot of people in that group that just assume that they are going to be invited and they're not making the cut. He wants to know, do you tell those people up front before they save the dates and the invitations and stuff like that go out, or do you wait and just let them find out on their own when they never receive an invite and everybody else

is posting pictures from the wedding. I do think in this instance that you should say something upfront, because if you explain to them that it's just you're having something very intimate, very small, it's really just really just close family or whatever, close family and close friends. And I'm like, what what do you mean, I am one of your close friends. What's better not saying anything at all? And then they find out they're not invited once they

see everyone else talking about it or posting about it. I think being honesty is the best policy. It is, But would you have the you know what's to call all those people and tell them that that's a conversation. I don't want to have all of them find out on their own. That does suck. You've got to coming up. I have a wedding coming up. Are there people that you had to have this talk with? Um? No, because thankfully I don't have a ton of friends anyways. Oh sad.

So, I mean, it wasn't really anything that I thought I needed to bring up to anyone, at least I hope not. But I could kind of relate to this, I think when it comes to UM, I think the bridesmaids there you go. You know, we're having a very because it's a small wedding, we're having a very small wedding party. So my bridesmaids

are only my sisters and my fiance sisters. Yeah. Um, so, I don't know if any of my friends were expecting to be asked, And I feel kind of bad, and I feel bad that I didn't, you know, talk to them up front about this in case they were expecting to be asked, and they and they didn't, So there's going to be so

I think I may have hurt some feelings. Yes, And you're telling me back to the invites of all the people out there, You don't think there's one or two or three people out there that are just assumed, I mean that this invitation is coming for them in the mail and they're going to find out they didn't get invited. Did you invite Magic Matt? Oh, he's about to get in the mix here pretty soon. Did you invite Matt? I didn't. Okay, So there's let's just say there are some people out

there assume that they were going to get an invite and and don't. Is it too late to invite him? It's like too late right now that we talked about it and he's heard us talk about it, right, I can't hand him the invitation, says rs VP by may want May first, Like I can't give him an invite already and that already happened. No, wait, we were supposed to RSVP by May first. Um, that was just like a tentative rsv P dayause I know no one pays attention to that.

So because I think I think Kate and I are coming, well, I would like an RSVP. Well, I didn't know that there was a may first the invitation, Yeah, I just threw that away like all like everything else. Money for that. Let me ask VP right now, because verbal verbal invites, you say, are a thing. I think so maybe yeah, yeah, like a really strong maybe. Okay cool? But also I'm busy that day, so I'm not quick're how to handle it. I got a lot of stuff going on. I think we're gonna go. Let's get

you in the mix with magic, Matt. Um. I cannot believe you just put me on blast in front of Mat like that. Does anyone say that anymore? Nope? But sorry, Matt. I'm sorry Matt, but you're invited. Hope you can come to see there the JV Show on Wild for nine, the base number one at music station. We're having a Friday party. Yeah, the JV Show got a keg over here. We got some dancers over there. Why don't Why do I just have a cup of coffee? Yeah, I was just we just have this one boring cup of

coffee. I'm Selena and I'm Graham. Let's talk of weather really quick. Um, let's see the n o AA. Do you know who that is the National Oceanic Atmospheric Organization Administration And oh a, yeah, that's what I said. You said an organization whatever. They release their annual summer weather predictions for each states. Huh Um. They didn't say how hot it's going to be, but they said that there is a fifty percent chance that northern California

is going to receive above average temperatures as spring serves into the summer. Fifty percent chance, fifty percent chance. So that means it's just a coin toss. Hey, it might be hotter this year, might not, We don't know. Um, there's a forty percent chance at southern California will receive above average temperatures. Okay, that's just a fancy way of saying fifty percent.

Again, they're just slightly lower. Um, California is expected to receive a typical amount of rain this coming season, leaning neither above nor below the state's seasonal average. These aren't actual predictions. They're not telling you anything. I'm literally reading this off a while benefnine dot com. Why was this post really so much to really read these sicks before we post. I'm like, we've got the inside scoop on this summer's weather. Well, we actually don't know

because we can't predict the weather very accurately. Every say, yeah, it's not the best weather reports. There's not really specifics as to how hot it's gonna be. But we already know it's gonna be hot this summer. Can I just say something really quick? Sure, I've been working really hard since last summer in um In August is when I started to work out after having my daughter Callie. Who just who's who's gonna be turning one in? If

you've been working out all the way since last August? Yeah, wow, Selena, and I just in hopes that this will inspire other women or other moms or whatever that it felt like I did because the past two summers it was hell you know how hot it was? Yeah, and after having kids, I had two back to back kids, You just don't feel confident. You just feel like you feel like someone, like you're stuck in another person's body because it doesn't feel like you. You look in the mirror and you

don't even recognize yourself. I spent the summer is wearing AJ's T shirts, leggings, slash school sweats into the pool. I didn't even go near a pool. Oh, because I just I honestly couldn't AJ wears leggings. I remember my leggings, but because I couldn't fit into like my jeans and stuff. I mean, so I'm like wearing my leggings, his sweats, get

his T shirts. I'm wearing hoodies. It's like ninety degrees outside. And this is the first summer since twenty twenty that I feel confident enough to like show my arms, do you know what I mean? Which I haven't done, and like, so we're releasing the arms system. We're releasing the arms. Wow, I'm able to like fit into my jeans again. Okay, this is exciting. It was really hard to do. But I feel really

good about where I'm at right now. And I still have a long way to go and a lot of work and other things that I want to accomplish. Um But I don't know, maybe this could inspire other people to really get started, buckle down and get started. And it's not easily, especially with kids. You got to deal with you know, child's care and things come up. I don't always make it to my workouts. You know, I'm a regular mom, and we run into obstacles and the kids are sick

or I'm at work late or whatever. Um things happen. But I don't know if you stay positive and really like do it. And the hardest part is getting started. The hardest part is started. Day is day one. Graham still hasn't gotten started, still have not you know what? Here in this now? I am inspired because you know what, I've been wearing my wife's leggings run and they just don't fit the way that they used to. I need to fill them out a little bit, so I need to get

some muscle back going. So you know what, Slenna, I am inspired by what you're saying. Good. I'm glad we will not be cast into the shadows hiding who else I'm going. I'm going back to the gym, just not today and then like you know, three maybe maybe three day week in La so I can't go on. Maybe next Monday, yeah, next month? Yeah a week? Why not starting January? First start to New

year? Four? Good idea. The JV show on Wild nine, Well for nine, the base number one hit music station, Happy for Ride Day, Happy for Ride finally and it's a JV show. I'm Selena. Can we talk about American idol? Yes? What's weird is that before these past few weeks, I don't think we've talked about American Idol in like years. It had gone under the radar first seasons eight through forty two. Yeah,

I don't know why all of us sudden it's become this thing again. Um. It was back in the news earlier this week because the season ended, A lot of people thought the winner, um, they thought it was rigged really well, I guess the entire season it was this kid from Hawaii and he what a lot of you are saying, he had the best SOB story. His father just passed away and so throughout the season he was performing using his father's guitar until it broke. And people think that he got a lot

of like sympathy votes a good story like that around the good story. Is this a spoiler alert? By the way, does everybody know or do nobody? Everyone knows and nobody cares got it? Um? But I just want to ask, like, what is what is the point of idol? Do you know what I mean? Like? You win the show and then what you win some money? You get a record deal supposedly, but like nothing happens. Because I just saw another article about a previous winner, the winner

during the twenty twenty competition. Let me see if I can grab her name. Her name is Samantha Diaz. She goes by Jess Sam. She won the series season eighteen, and now she's back performing in New York City subways. I kind of don't you kind of believe it like I do. It's not like you're gonna win Idle and then suddenly be selling out Chase Center. Right, You're gonna not gonna go on tour and be performing for a big arenas. Nobody really cares that much about the show to our point a minute

ago. And these people, if they want to make money and music, they got to be performing. It's likely very small venues. Is it the subway? I don't know, but I would think you're booking like small like bars and stuff. Yeah that I feel like most don't. I can't even name a winner other than Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, it doesn't make you a household name like it did when the show first launched, because the landscape of

these shows has been deluded a lot. Right, there's a bunch of us, there's so many, but the voice you got all these points, it's pointless. There is no points, it's my points. I guess it puts you. I guess if you are legitimately so so talented, that that's what gets you noticed by record labels and stuff like that, and it can propel your career. But you have to be like next level. And even then, I don't know that it works anymore, because there's gonna be some people

playing music on social media. They're gonna have more followers than you and get more views than you do. Yeah, I just and it sucks. You're getting a lot of them are like younger contestants, and you're getting their hopes all up like this, the one that just won. I want to say, he's like eighteen years old. Yeah, he was really young. He is really young. And I'll book him a gig at the at the bart station here. But it sucks. They're gonna get him a record deal.

Yeah I supposedly, if that's even what really happened. And and you know that record deal? Does you know that record deal? Doesn't Garrit overwork this kid and like nothing, there's nothing to show for it afterwards. I feel bad, honestly. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine for nine the Bays number one hit music station, the JVS Show on a Friday. Finally, I'm Selena, and can we talk about Wasmatas really quick? Graham? Yes

we can. I am so excited that was Mataz is back. I have not been to an event or anything of this magnitude, a concert anything. Well, I went to a Warriors game, but I haven't been to a concert since twenty nineteen, twenty nine at the previous Wise Matas, you were on Maternal I have not been to a concert since our first wais Mataz in twenty nineteen. So I am juiced because that one was so fun. Shoreline is like the best place to have a concert. Yeah, Ever do people

still say juiced? Uh no, Just let's just take that out of the podcast. I think I got out from you. I would say pumped, like I was super pumped. I was so I'm so pumped to go to Aasmtaz. Yeah. But do people still say no, they don't. We'll just take that out of the podcast. What do you think people say? What do people say? Now, Um, I'm super hyped, hyped? I would feel weird saying that. Yeah, me too. I don't know. My point is, I'm like really excited for this. The whole,

the whole vibe. You know. The first one we here at while the staff went like a party of a little party, was that's right, the hell of phone? We have to do that again? That was fun? Are you? Because every year we get the email like, um, no pre party, no party, pre gaming. The event like this year's Wazmataz falls on a Friday. Previous ones have been on like a Sunday. This Friday. You're gonna tell me I can't have a little pregame couple drinky drinks

in the parking lot before I go into Your boss is listening. Do you think I'm gonna getting busted? Probably? You just admitted what you're gonna do on the air. No, I'm just saying it was a hypothetical. Sure, okay, do that, but I'm not gonna do that because I'm an upstanding citizen. That folds. Of course. I don't know if I'm gonna be like really pregame, but I'm gonna post game for sure. I'm pregaming

and and postgaming. The hardest part about this is, you know, finding out what's aware, because you know, we got to be looking good. It's summertime. It's gonna be really nice, a lot of fun. Don't forget to get your tickets if you haven't already. The Jonas Brothers. I don't think people understand the magnitude of what the Joe bros. Are gonna be doing on stage. You know that they're about to go on tour, right the same show they're doing on their tour, all their songs they're doing at

Lasmotas. This is like a Jonas Brothers concert. But you get Wealthony for nine, and you get Kim Petris and you get Conan Gray all within the same show. So it's gonna be a really amazing night August fourth, Shoreline in Mountain View. Those tickets are on fail so go now Live nation dot com. The JV Show on Wild nine soldany for nine, the base number one at music station, which you know, a happy Friday. We're about to head into a holiday weekend. That's always exciting. This is the JV

Show. I'm Selena and Graham. So an anonymous Reddit user posted a picture on reddits obviously, and it was a picture that was sent to them by a friend who works at a hospital at an undiclosed, undisclosed location. And it was in the break room. Okay, above the microwave, and it was a sign that said, if you want to use the microwave, a single use is going to cost two dollars if you would like to purchase a

monthly unlimited microwave pass like that. Now I'm interested. That's gonna be thirty dollars, okay, Jess, a microwave at work seems like a great deal. Thirty bucks to use a microwave? So stupid, um, Graham, which real is it? There's no way anybody's actually charging per microwave use? And what is there a jar there? I have to stick two bucks in every time? I think the sign is probably real, but like, how

are they monitoring this? They're probably not, I don't know. But let's say we had one here, okay, at our wild Benny four nine studio. You got a break room right here, I heartmedia. A microwave that's probably really dirty on the inside. I've never used it. You think anyone cleans that out? If they clean it at the same rate they clean our bathrooms, it's horrifying, disgusting. Um, let's say you had to pay the use it though, Are you paying to use it or are you just

gonna be like ah, no one's watching. Let me just sneak a little heat up here. I'm sneaking the heat up just out of principle. There's no way you're charging me two bucks per use? Like, are you kidding? Men? Where's this money going? Fifty cents of use? Even if it was twenty five cents use, I'm not paying to use the microwave. Get out of here. This just seems really stupid. There's no way this is real, right, somebody's just doing this to prank their co workers.

We should do that, now, that's an idea that we should recommt the money. Yeah, let's put a little microwave tip jar out there and we'll charge. Let's make it a charge. Yeah, dollar, a dollar a spin in there, and I think, you know, I don't even think a jar. You know what, because we have to this way with the do no one carries cash, that's right, we have to create a fake venmo account. Oh I heart media. It's gonna say like I heeart something.

Yeah, that way. All morning while we're doing the show, we're just getting notifications yeo. Yeah, just dollars here and there, dollars everywhere. You know, we'll just be we'll be swimming in cash. I feel kind of grossed out about using a company microwave, especially one that's not clean on the inside. Don't you feel like, yeah, it's not getting on my food, but it's been in there, marinating with the rest of the weird food that's never cleaned out it there. It's kind of gross. It's

really gross. I moved, so I moved into a new place in March. Yeah, I have my own microwave because I had to buy one in my last place. But we get there, the microwave that was used previously still there. There were some hairs in it. There wasn't any hairs, and it was clean. I mean, the inside looked a little melty like it's like it's been used a lot. And it's been a couple of months now. I haven't gotten around to taking that one out and putting mine in,

so we've just been using that one. But it grosses me out every single time you got to do it. He'd clean on that before you. I didn't want to drop kick it and throw it away. It should it really shouldn't be a gross thing once you wipe it down time. But there's something anytime I moved into an apartment that somebody had lived in before it, and you'd find like a long like iale hair somewhere. You're just like, what body part? Does you smell it? Oh? Yeah, you bring

it right up. I know who this was and where it came from. The JV show on Wild Wild nine. It's the JV show Happy Friday. I'm Graham, I'm Selena. A little I did do that because Graham think that's really gross. Well, yes, it's a mildly creepy. I've been dropping some life hacks on you people lately. A couple of life hacks dropped one earlier today about some uh the way to get liquids through TSA you just

freeze them. Okay, listen to this life hack, Selena. Okay, this guy says, well, this couple posts a video on TikTok and it's actually the girlfriend posting a video of what her boyfriend does. So here's what his life act is. At the girl store, you want to pay less on produce, everybody, everything's so expensive. He takes the peel off the banana, then puts the banana in a plastic one of those little produce bags, and then sets it on the scale so that it's lighter, so the

price of the banana gets cheaper. Selena, would you ever employ this life hack? This is not a life hack. First of all, you're saving money, right. Are you gonna eat the banana directly after that? Or you're gonna let it intent on eating because you're not gonna peel a whole bushel? Is that a thing of bananas? A bushel? Yeah? I like bushel. Yeah, you're not gonna peel the whole bushel of bananas because they're all gonna go bad. But if you're about to eat a banana, hey,

here's a way to get one cheaper. Just take the peel off. So you're going to the store and buying a single banana, that's my other issue with this. And you know we've discussed this before, but you don't do that. You buy a whole bushel. Yes, you gotta get minimum. You gotta get at least three. So then that defeats the whole purpose of this hat because you're not gonna ununwrap, unpeel all of them. You don't know how many bananas I want to eat right now, Selena, don't

judge me. Maybe I do want to eat three banana right now. And then I'm gonna set them right there in the bag and I'm gonna pay less for them. Also, that just seems gross to me. And do peels weigh that much? Yeah? If I feel like the peels got some real girth to it, I feel like it does weigh a bunch. I think a lot of people and the comments were pointing out that now this couple was

in Australia, so maybe they charge for their produce differently. I feel like here a lot of times the bananas is just like you're buying one bunch of bananas. Is it always by weight? Yeah? It is, though, right, because if you're buying only three, I'm not paying as much as a guy next to me getting twelve of them. It's got to be by pair, it has to be yeah, yeah, okay, so this works. Then peel them off to take the peels out, and you're it's you

know, a lot lighter. I know, you shouldn't care what other people think about you. You shouldn't you stay in your own lane? Do you makes you happy? But I don't want to be judged at the grocery store putting a bunch of naked bananas into a bag like I'm not doing that. People are judging, judging, and for that reason, we're out. We're out the JV show on Wild for nine, the base number one hit music

station in the JV show I'm Selena program. So I recently saw this TikTok videogram and it's a Dubai housewife, um, and she's revealing the worst things about being married to a billionaire I'm sorry, a millionaire and probably a multi multi millionaire. Yeah money out there, not just one million, this person has several, maybe even hundreds, who knows. But as I go through this list, imagine all the these are the problems that you're gonna have being

married to a millionaire. Imagine the problem is being married to like Jeff Bezos, Like this is going to be Laurence Sanchez down the road. So, this Dubai housewife says a lot of the hardships that she deals with and struggles with day to day is like always having to look ten out of ten. You always have to be done up, you always have to look good. That would be obnoxious, But at least you've got a team to do stylis and a glam squad. Yeah, they handle it for you. Another ship.

Another thing she struggles with is having too much food. They're always just eating out in lobster and one of those gross, little lighty things that you slurp oysters? Yes, those? Is that how you eat them? I've never tried one. You've never had an oyster before? Ever? So disgusting. I can't. I'll admit it's not the most appetizing thing in the world. And it's also not Look, I've eaten plenty of oysters, and I'm like, yeah, I like them, but you kind of just end up

swallowing the thing hole half the time. It's not like you're you don't like chew it. You A lot of times you put like some really good sauces and flavorful things on it, and it's that flavor you're getting. But I feel like you just let that sucker slide right on down your throat. So what's the point. I don't know. I I often wonder that, And am I doing it wrong? Am I supposed to be chewing on that little chewy thing? Because chewy? And That's why I've never tried him, because

I do look hella chewy, and I don't. I don't I want no parts. So my Grandma used to make fried oysters and you would chew on those and like, okay, that was pretty good. But to shooters when it's just on the half shehell like, yeah, I don't know if you're supposed to choo those or not. I always just kind of gulp them. I don't know. Um. Again, the Dubai Housewife is she's getting some backlash, by the way for talking about all the hardships that she's facing being

married to a millionaire. She always has to fly first class. That's not a hardship. I know that luxuries. Are you kidding me? Um? She never gets to drive. They always have a driver. Again. That imagine being able to go to happy hour every day and not have to worry about a designated driver. You got one, that's great. He only buys her twenty four carrot gold, like whenever they fight. Why is that a hardship? You get a lot of expensive jewelry. This is not a list

of hardships. This is a list of things that are awesome about your life. Yeah, she starts complaining about how he buys her too much stuff and it's always designer stuff. Oh, like, what are you talking about? I wish I had these problems. Yeah, that's not a problem. A list of brags about it. A man, can you imagine being Lauren Sanchez. I'm sorry if I sound like I'm obsessing over this couple right now, but yeah, she's she is set. It's crazy to have Jeff Bezos.

There's very few people on this planet that will ever experience limitless wealth, where there is nothing you can't purchase, and she and Jeff Bezos are two of these people. And it's just like we can't relate to them, not even in the slightest bits. He's worth one hundred and thirty eight billion dollars. No human should have you know how many millions? That is, over and over and over. Yes, it's insane. People, don't people think millionaire

and billionaire clothes. They're not they're so far in different stratospheres. It's crazy. Yeah, it's I don't think a human being should have over a billion dollars. You just don't know, bless it's us. Well yeah, but even that, like you don't you can't spend it, you don't need it. It's just not it's ridiculous, right, don't forget whas Botastic. It's on sale right now. Go now, so you're not missing out on the Joe Roads doing their full show plus coding Gray Kim Petris. I'll gets fourth

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now, those three day weekend vibes. I'm feeling that three day weekend because it's like almost here, you know what I mean, Like I'm just like getting to that finish line on a Friday and then three day weekend bill really quick because directly after the show, like right after the show, maybe even before at ninety nine, No, not getting drunk, you are driving out to Disneyland. Yeah, that's right with the fan bamh. Aren't you worried about traffic? Yeah? How long is it gonna take to get there?

For everber It's gonna take forever. There's always traffic, and then it's like we're gonna hit traffic probably leaving the Bay Area, and then by the time we're like rolling into the La Area, it's gonna be five o'clock rush traffic. Everyone going home on a Friday. This drive will take ten hours. So anytime I've ever gone to Disneyland and I was like younger, Yeah, I didn't understand it then because it was horrible leaving when we did to drive

down. Yeah, but my parents always made us leave at like three to four o'clock in the morning. Smart they would drive down and by the time we're all like knocked out in the car obviously that we don't have to deal with crying kids and we're talking a lot and being annoying, and that way, when we wake up, we're there no traffic, because why would there be at four o'clock in the morning on us Saturday or whatever? Um, is that something you guys could do or is it too lately? You know,

you're just gonna it's too late. I gotta work. I'm here at work and then we gotta leave after work. And on the show from the car, I would have allowed it. That would have been fine. Is that a thing? Because I will take you up. I don't know next time. Yeah, we'll see how this drive goes. I'm just a te worried, but I'm worried for you. It is what it is, Okay. So I saw this woman in Oakland. She has come up with a very clever, clever, use me way to solve her pothole problem in her

neighborhood. Now, did you a male jump around it? That's the hack that we learned a couple of weeks ago from some people in the UK. They just used spray paint and they spray painted the mail Jenny Talia around the pothole and they said, boom poles were fixed in a matter of hours. Well, she did not take our advice. She went a different route,

a slightly more wholesome route. She went out and bought some potting soil and some marigolds and petunias and some other flowers, and she made little She turned the potholes into little planters and planted some flowers in her She said a cop even pulled up and was chuckling at what she was doing. And she says she doesn't know if the cop reported it back. But later that day the potholes in her neighborhood were fixed. She says, she lives on Clifton Street

and they were fixed. I don't understand that working like wouldn't they just be like, who cares there's a flower there? Run it over? Yeah, but I think it draws attention to it a little bit more. I mean, I get it. Like the spray paint one. She didn't really take her advice, but it worked. They do want to remind people though, you shouldn't be out working in the street. Could be dangerous. You know, cars might not see you planting those petunias there in the pothole. What

if we just started filling it with like mashed potatoes or something. Dude, we should big pothole mac and cheese and then we put like a big spoon sticking out of it. I love that idea. And it's just like a buffet. Yeah, roll of potholes. Each one's a different things that we try tomorrow day. The cookout pothole full of wieners? What hot dogs that rilled? That'll be in one, Franks? You mean yes, Franks. Okay, we're not going to start this debate again. We talked earlier this

week or was it last week? I don't know, nobody called hot dogs Franks. Somebody got really upset with us, Yeah they did. Who was that? I don't know. Somebody that claimed that they definitely still called them franks. Everyone's calling them Franks except you guys frank and being Franks and beans. I remember, like my kids and my parents would say that when I was a kid. Never heard of that. That's just hot dogs diced up and beans. You know people eat that. Yeah, it's really good.

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