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Meat Missile Darty

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On today’s 5-22-24 Wednesday show: Chidi gives us a motivational speech, Selena clears out her screenshots in her phone, Darty is the new slang term for day parties, Selena wants to purchase the new skims bra, a competitive eater officially retires, Microsoft’s AI chatbot will remember everything you did on your computer, J Lo is confiding in Jennifer Garner amongst the breakup rumors with Ben Affleck, a Southern Charm reality star is going viral for her mugshot, it’s another edition of ‘What the Bleep’, Diddy is facing another lawsuit, 50 Cent is releasing the Diddy documentary to Netflix after some bidding, AAA predicts how many people will be traveling this holiday season, a homeowner got scammed by the Swimley app, we get an update on Chidi’s dating life, and so much more!

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The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine coffee Shug. I need how are you surviving the nohaw coffee? Because I just got some great news. Great news you guys. I just got a text message from my wife. She's in Minnesota this week for work. That's the bad news from my butt. Uh, that's the bad news. He's been gone all week for work. What do you do with the kids? Oh, my parents are in town. Oh good, good, Yeah, they're here. They're picking up all

the slack. Thanks Mom and dad. Appreciate you guys. Uh, No, everyone is good. Everyone always gives me crap about that. They're like, as soon as your wife please, your parents just come to town and so you don't have to do anything. It's like, I need somebody to drive the kids to school. I can't be there. Are they there like all day? Like cooking dinner, doing everything else that Kate does? Or is that just is that all? Dad? Well, they're they're helping out.

They helped out with bath time last night and dinner. Wow. Everything. And then my mom took Cam on for a walk. She folded my socks and I into bed. He gives me a warm glass of milk before done. And tucked me. Everything is going great, everything's going very I need him there to drive the kids to school because I can't be there then. But my wife just texted me and she has we She said, we have childcare all squared away for Saturday and Saturday night we're going to Bottle Rock.

Yes, we didn't know we had if we had a babysitter and I did not want to bring my kids to Bottle Rock. Have you do you know the lineup for Saturday yet? I haven't really looked into it that much. I know, I know Pearl Jam and you guys are like Pearl Jam there on Saturday, making the sallion for we can FaceTime. Yes, no, not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. You're making a program that can't face him. Anyways. I'm pretty excited though a

Bottle Rock. Yes, it's gonna be great. I heard Steph Curry is going to be there. A bunch of other you know, big name celebs are doing a bunch of like cooking demo and stuff. I love when they do that. Yeah, the Cooper, I think was is going to be there. But it's a bunch of people like that. So the lineups good. By the way, we are the JV show here on Wild I'm Selina and I'm cheating us talk back of the day. I don't get it.

Wait what it's either twenty people fighting to be the first talkback of the day or no one. Yeah it's today, it's Wednesday. I mean it's not too late to leave the first talkback. You still can't do it, but you know we can, ye, Cheaty, Yeah, do you have your motivational you're a word? Yeah, because yesterday the first talkback that we got was a motivational species. Guys left a few of them, and they're just a bunch of motivating words, you know, to grab life by the you

know what, to get out there and conquer that day. And so I said, you know what, we should have Cheaty, do one of those and get everybody in the Bay area fired up collectively. And Cheaty, you completed the assignment. Oh yeah, I did a I ride it or did you write it? This is all me? Yeah, I love it. Get that area fired up. Jas Wednesday, here we go, Rise and shine, you beautiful queens. Today is the day we slay. Let's get our asses up, play the downstairs DJ and slay the day like the bad

bees we are. Look in the mirror and repeat after me, you are that bee and you will forever be that. I'm that bee, I will forever be that And they got nothing on me. Got nothing. Now let's get out there and show the world what we are made of. That was good? What do I have to say in the mirror again? I want to do it again? I felt good. I am that bee and I will forever be that bee. Yeah, nothing can stop me. What was the next one that was really good? Actually done? All right, We'll

see what Jess brings tomorrow. See if she could get the Bay area more hyped up than that. That's gonna be tough to be. Oh my god. So yesterday first, like throughout the day as I'm scroll and I don't know if you guys do the same thing. If I see something online or on social media that I think about bringing to the show, I take a screenshot of it to like save it. Do you guys do that too?

To my sofia, So, I have not cleaned out my pictures or my screenshots in years, okay, and I know I've done it before, but it's just been a really really long time. And I checked yesterday, how many screenshots I have in my phone? It's over twelve thousand. You have twelve thousand screen shots. I don't even know if I I don't even think

I have twelve thousand total pictures. You have two thousand screen shots. So I went back and I started like deleting the screenshots because they're obviously taking a room in my phone, and it's like pictures of TMZ stories and things that I don't need. So I went back and there were it was tough for I'm twenty twenty, and I came across the screenshot that the world, you

know, the World Health Organization declared coronavirus a global pandemic. I was like, whoa, it was like it was like March eleventh and nine forty. I like so deleted that went on, and there was a screenshot of you know, the NBA suspending their season, Warriors announcing they're playing with no fans. Like, when you really stop and think about the crazy stuff that happened

that we lived through, it's been a crazy couple of years. It was a lot like entire teams having to quarantine, you know, no gatherings more than two and fifty people. TV shows without line of audiences, Tom Hanks being the first celebrity to get COVID like I had over. Yeah, it was weird. It was weird. Things happened, and every headline in every news story, what was that about? It was about that there was no escape in It was the biggest, the biggest thing, the biggest uh annoyance

of that entire time right there. I just remember we were driving home from work. We had left here, and we got a call from the boss like you gotta come back. You gotta come back and pick up like your broadcast from home kit. And I was like, dude, I'm all the way across the bridge. Bro, you want me to turn around and come

back. I get the world shutting down, but like you want me to turn around and come and drive all the way back across the Bay Bridge and then turn around and go all the way home again again, Like, Bro, that's dude, that was doing too much. Turns out I would have been fine getting it the next day, but he's like, no, it's today. Everything's shutting down. We're going into quarantine. It's happening. Fine, I'll drive back across the Bay Bridge. I love that. That's the

one thing you remember that's the biggest inconvenience. I remember the mask wearing, the not being able to go to places, the distance, sing it whatever. That was fine, we dealt with it. At the time, I had to turn around and drive back across the Bay Bridge. Are you kidding me? There's all kinds of traffic. It was awful. Oh no, poor Graham The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine GD people are loving your little motivational steege. This morning's hell yea, Cheaty. That got me hell

a fired up. I'm gonna play my downstairs DJ on my way to work for rare rare right nice. He did it, Cheaty did it. And that was the only talk back that came in Good Morning JB Show. This is Eric from San Francisco. I just want to give a big shout out to Cheaty on that motivational Wednesday. Honestly, that just made my morning. And I even yell like I'm a bad beat. I'm gonna slay today. Who started y'all? I hope you have a great morning. Thank you so

much for that, Cheaty. Good job done. It's gonna have to make that a weekend when you do something too good. Now you're stuck with it, you know, give you more work. I think that once in a lifetime, it might be in every Wednesday. We'll see, we'll see, all right, our cool or not? List? Who would like to go first? Who would like to go first? I beg myself, Oh, I feel like I was biased. All right, cool or not? I know I'm on the late freight with this, but I kind of want to

get that skims bra that comes with the built in headlights. Fine, but I don't know. I saw somebody and I don't even know if she had that bra on them or it was her action headlights. But I kind of liked the way it looked. And I don't know where I would wear this thing or why, but I you know, just in case, I feel like I should have it. Why not just do the natural? Don't you have your own headlights? I know? But that just seems weirder to have

around people. I think it seems weird to have fake headlights on fake ones. In my real one. It'd be like me wearing a two pey. I have a full head of hair. You know like that too, you would be straight? That to me would be stranger, right, Why is that guy wearing a weird looking tupey on his head he has. You know, I'd rather people look at my fake ones than my real ones, but they think they're real. Yeah, either way, but at least I know

they're not real. It's just the bra. You're looking at a bra. It'd be like the stuff in my speed up with socks, Like I don't need to I got my own bulge, right, and like, well, I guess it's better that they're looking at the fake bulge and not the real one. No, it's all the same, But you wouldn't feel like, like low key like violated if people are like actually seeing your parts. Nope, well, if you're intended to put them out there, and that seems

to be the look right now. Every look I see on the red carpet is like whoa, Okay, I guess you know. Yeah, that's the thing. You feel better if it was if it was fake headlights? I agree, you know, Yeah, I don't want to be on the streets with my real ones. Are your real ones like a weird? Are there's something unusual about them that you need to get some fixed? Some fake ones or on top of them? No, I got them fixed. Member, They're perfect, Okay, yeah, or I would just feel better if you

know, I wasn't really out there like that. I want to look like I'm out there like that, but I don't want to actually beat. I guess cool for you, but I still think that the that actual bra is not cool. I know it's weird and I felt that way too, and until like literally this is like, you know, it's kind of cute. Maybe I'll get one. Well cool if it's gonna make you feel more comfortable about rocking something that you want to write? Thank you? Just sure you

do? You all right? Graham? What do you have a right? What are you guys saying cool or not? I was reading an article yesterday about those blackout rage drink but what is it called the borg? It's like a gallon that forgot about those blackout rage gallon? Blackout rage gallon? Is that what? Yeah, it's got to be morgue anyways. And they were saying these are really popular at Darty's. What it's like, What the hell is a darty apparently cool or not? Outside day parties? That's what the

kids call them darties. They don't actually know the kids are, yes, they do. There was an entire article written about it, and you know, when it's gotten to an article that means the slang is so pervasive that finally an old person has even heard it, maybe like the Midwest or something, or if it's like one person on TikTok used it now, it's like the thing no darty. There were mutable people and quoted in this saying saying, oh, yeah, I always bring one to a darty. What not

in rule? Maybe you guys are just out of touch. I think it's cool day party. You know it's not cool, dude. I always at this hell of cool darty the other day. I feel like saying day party just sounds cool, makes it sound like sunny, like throwback vibes, but darty sounds nerdy, not as cool as a darty. And someone says they're

inviting me to a darty. I'm watch just and cheety. You're gonna be using this pretty soon as everyone on TikTok starts saying it, like, oh my god, I was at this darty the other day and like this guy said this, like and he was all like and I was all like,

Graham, weren't you supposed to go to a darty yesterday? Yeah? I got invited to a darty yesterday, and I had to pass on a Tuesday because it's some of my buddies that own or you know, work at bars in the city and that's like bartender or Tuesdays is like bartender, Like hey day. We used to maybe some big, a big day to like hang out or go out on Tuesday nights because everybody's usually off work. The bar

community runs on a different schedule. Yeah, they never considered that. There Monday night, Monday, Sunday night, Monday night, Tuesday night used to be our days. Well there was like your weekend that was like bartender weekend. So one of my buddies had a darty yesterday and it was supposed to be it sounded really fun, and I was so bummed I had to go work on the house. And he's like, dudes, like just skip one day working on the house, come to the darty, eat some meat,

missiles and you know, hot dogs. It was like a big bar. They were having a big they were having a big barbecue, having a big barbecue. What you working, That's what I'm saying. I wanted to go. You should have gone, gram you work so hard one day off wouldn't have killed you and it's not like you're I've found out she's in Minnesota. No often is in twenty twenty four? No often? Oh well, good, good job, but not cool on the Darty's exactly I'm doing cool.

I like it all right. The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine, we talk about competitive eating just for a quick second. Sure, So this guy, it's a Kiru Koba Yashi forty six sash So you know about him? You don't know about him? No, but I know I know now that. Yeah, he's competed next to Joey Chestnut, Like, he's won so many competitions. He've been doing this for a long time. Will He recently announced his retirements in the new Netflix documentary Hack Your Health The Secrets

of Your Gut. Did you know that he was making up to six hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year competitive eating, just eating, jeffsk I remember MTV did a couple of specials on him. That guy was the humongous for a while. He was big, not like you know, large size. He was a very small guy. Yeah, where does the food go? So he got famous in the year two thousand, he appeared on a Japanese reality show where he ate in one sitting sixty plates of sushi, two point

seven kilograms of potatoes. Sorry, I don't have what that's converted into our measurements, and sixteen bowls of ramen in one city. That's so much food. But it really like affected him health wise, and this is what he talked about in this new Netflix documentary and the reason why he's retiring roughly six pounds potatoes. It's a lot. Oh my god, that's yeah. I buy a five pound bag at the store. He ate the whole bag and some mm hmm. That's insane. So he says it's really started to affect

his health. He tried to explain that when you eat like he has been having to eat, he's he's basically lost the ability to smell food, and he's also lost his appetite, like he once went three days without eating anything, and he lost his hunger because when he sees food, all of that like nause and all that stuff just gets activated and it makes him physically ill,

so he can't eat. You've ruined food for yourself. I mean I think that about that, like the hot dog eating contests at Conel and I think he competed in that against Joey chest Out those guys anytime they down like seventy glizzies and ten minutes, and it's just like, you are never going to be able to do a meat messole the rest of the year, right, I mean imagine a barbecue and someone's like, hey, Kobayashi, you want a hot dog? And he's like, oo, oh my god,

I can't look at hot dogs ever again. I had to pound down seventy those and ten minutes. That's exactly what it is. And when he was doing these competitions, he had to ignore like all the signals from his body telling him to like stop because his mind is like no, I can't stop. I have to win this. And now anytime he sees food he's sick, he doesn't want to eat it. His body automatically thinks it's going into like competition mode and it's like affected him day to day. So he is

out of the competition game for life. I don't know how people do this, Like I get sent to people have been sending me like this buffalo wilding slier. They have any like oh you can eat eat you know, fries and bonus rings. Yeah, gonna just twenty bucks, but I already know I'm only gonna be able to eat one and then I'm gonna be full. You never go back for seconds something. Yeah, I'm always shocked. I like, I have to eat seconds of whatever the meal is, I'm going

back for more. I don't eat just one plate. You have to get enough half and only do like just one so all you can eat. Promotions completely lost on you. Yeah, I still go because I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna, you know, eat more than that just one. But I never do Yeah, same thing at all of Gordon. Yeah, you go hyped, you're ready. You're like, I'm gonna eat so many and then you're all day for that one meal. Never ending possible. Watch this, it ended quick. It ended after one and a half. Hole,

that's enough for me. Yet we only hear about like the hot dog eating contest, and so you wonder about those guys. Always thought about that, like, oh man, hot dogs. They're ruined for those guys, but they like go on tour and they have eating competitions of all different kinds of stuff. Those competitive eaters go on tour and they in different cities. There's differ whatever the item is cherry pie, and then the next city it's this,

and they have to do all these eating things. Every food is ruined for these guys. Be terrible because there's no way you're actually like savoring any bit of that. No, because it's a speed competition. Ah, you're trying to get as much down as fast as you can. I think a lot of guys, you know, send it back up. The competition's done fifty dollars a year, that's true. That's a nice salary. Nice, it'd be nice Grandma's squeeze in your AI information. So Microsoft is launching their

new line of laptops. They kind of unveil this at a little event this week, and they want them all completely all this new line of laptop is completely infused with AI because everything's got to be done with AI nowadays. It's all about AI. And they say their laptop is going to have what they call Windows Recall, and that means your AI assistance that's on your laptop.

They say it has basically a photographic memory, and it will remember every single activity, every single thing you've ever done on that laptop so that it can be a better assistance in the future. It'll like predict what the thing is you're about to do or want to do, because it knows everything that you've ever done. You guys want an AI? Do you guys want AI to

know everything you've ever done? But it would be more helpful. It'll just know, like, oh it's Tuesday, he's about to play the downstairs DJ. Here, here's your favorite size. Yeah, it would just feed it just delivered to you. Wouldn't even have to click on it. It would just know what you're about to do. Which would you want your little AI knowing what you've done? Know? I delete my search history from time to time, yeah, probably daily, and after this it would never be fully

deleted because it knows. It knows. Now, Microsoft says you can opt out and select the things that it wants you wanted to track and not track because don't have privacy. No, this thing is remembering every single thing. Plus AI. Hey, guys gonna get old. It's gonna chat with you and be all judge about the stuff that you do. Oh, you're back on Amazon wasting some more money. I see it. Yeah, Oh that's

what you like? Yeah? Interesting, I might tell your wife your wife, Yeah, sending this link to your wife let's see what she has to say. I don't want AI. Same been to Mimick a human. Humans are the worst. All right, Graham, we have a shout out. Let's do it. We do Dad and my DMS, That says Graham, a tired but excited dad. Well and mom sliding into your DMS two for one special, he says, We're on our way to Disneyland right now. I'm hurting. This came in very early this morning, by the way,

but it's a very special day. My wife Candice and I would like say happy ninth birthday to our daughter Lilian or Lily almost in double digits. And the day goes by so quick, but we love you so much. We podcast every day and we got a five or six hour drive ahead of us, so anytime we'll work. Thanks for all the laughs you guys give us. And that is from Dad Michael. So happy the birthday, really and that's what a Disney that's a nice birthday train. It's a good point.

The JV Show on Wild ninety also JV Show. I just wanted to time in on a conversation a couple of weeks ago. I think Graham, you talked about AI street lights like stoplights. Yeah, I agree. I think they need to make an AI stop lights because I'm tired of waiting for a green to turn red when there's like no cars for like minutes. It makes no sense. Love y'all have a good morning. Yes, that's the one thing we talk about AI. Think about it all the time. Entire cities.

AI could figure out how to streamline all the stop lights and using sensors and everything, and you would never ever find yourself waiting at a stop light where no one else is there. I hate that. Do you know why companies aren't motivated to do that? Why? Because it doesn't make many money. If you notice what they're using AI for, it's just stuff to eliminate

human jobs and make companies more money. True, AI should be used for things like, uh, you know, curing cancer and making stoplights better, and you know there's all sorts of things that AI I'm here for. But instead we're going to use it to take our jobs and basically rule society. That's what we're using it for. We should be using it for for good. We're not yet, dang it, but we can maybe. Oh no, because how they're gonna benefit from acting. I was busy that day,

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is confiding in Ben afflex x amid their marriage struggles weird. So, I mean it's weird, but I love that Jennifer Garner has become like a sort of a life for j Lo. Supposedly, if you don't know Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, although they are exes, they have a pretty good relationship,

like they co parent very well. They're still pretty close. Jen is there for him, always encourages him to do the right thing, and lately Jaylo's been going to her because she's the only one who would understand what she's going through when it comes to Ben Affleck, because Jennifer Garner obviously was married to him, And supposedly the big thing is this fear of Ben relapsing. He struggles with alcohol in the past, and apparently this is one of Jaelo's

biggest struggles at the moment. This is rumor right now. So who knows better than how to like navigate that than Jennifer Garner because she went through the same exact thing. And supposedly jen Garner did go to Ben's house to talk to him, and maybe this was that visit we saw over the weekend, but she went to try to keep them together, and she's been telling Jayla to just hang in there and how she's valued and such, and Ben really

loves her, blah blah blah, blah blah. And she's been telling Ben to work on the marriage, don't give up, encouraging him to do the right thing, which I think is really nice. How do you guys feel about the possibility of him relapsing. That's tough. I mean, it's as a loved one to see somebody going through something like that and then not being able to really do anything. I think it's really tough, and it could

be very real possibility. I mean, I think you're going through a lot when some of the toughest things you go through in your life is when you have a relationship that's failing, a marriage that's failing. It's going to be one of the hardest things to go through, right, So it's kind of like this cycle. They're going through marriage troubles, which probably makes him want to drink, but then you're trying to stop him from drinking, which causes

more more issues. But I do like that Jen Gardner is there to help out. So let's talk about this Southern Charm star who got a duy Graham. You watched Charm? Do you want to take a guess Catherine? How'd you know Catherine Dennis? Because Catherine's ass like, that's just that tracks. If I was going to pick anybody that's she'd be your betting favorite. Although I don't know if she was on the last season of the show. I feel like she wasn't on the last season. I've never God My House is

a lot of trashy Bravo shows on it. Vander Pump Rolls, Southern Charm, Summer House. Those are the three you need to be watching those. So Catherine in Big Trouble. She was busted Monday night for a d uy in South Carolina after she was involved in a three car collision. So cops respond to this scene of an accident and they find her impaired with quote glossy eyes and an odor of alcohol coming from her person. She also had an

open container apparently, so she was booked. Now, the reason why her mudshot is going viral you can see this at the jbshow dot com, is because she looks beautiful. It is such a good mug shot. Like, did you get her hair before this? Her last night? Yeah, she looks good. Lash is on point. She's got like a little smile low kind of low, yeah, a little, it's kind of flirty. What

would you guys do in your mug shot? I've thought about that before, because when you see the people that have committed a crime in there smiling, You're like, what the hell are you doing smiling? Come on, you just did something awful. But then you see the people that have that real angry look in your face, You're like, I knew it. Look at them, they look like a criminal. Look at that. They look angry like they would do something like this. So what are you supposed to do?

The sad look sad like? I guess it depends on the crime. You look remorseful though, you look guilty, right, You're you're guilty. You're innocent until proven guilty. This is just your mugshot. You have found to court. Yet, what did you do in your mug shot? You've been dressed. Yeah, I don't think I ever had a mug shot though. Really. Yeah. So when I was twenty one, I did something incredibly stupid and I got a dui. And I think I smiled in mind

because you not because you're happy about what happened. But you see somebody with a can I we're about to take a picture of you. Your millennial instinct is to smile. See. I just don't know what the proper protocol is because if I saw if I saw you twenty one year old Selena smiling as an officer, I'd be like, oh, look after you've seen this, you see she is smiling, and that's gonna want want to make me throw the book at you even hard. No, but if you're like angry or

looking very remorseful, sometimes that just going well guilty. Look at them, I think you can tell they've been busted. So I don't know what face you're supposed to make making because she looks good, yeah, which what makes you go viral? Yeah, she looks kind of happy, like see, it's more of like I got a dui. Hey, I see you though, So I don't know a lot about this Catherine Dennis. Like I said, I've never watched Southern Charm. Her ex is twenty nine years older than

her. Yeah, and he was like, kind of this comes from this, like comes from money, well to do family, and he had some legal troubles of his own. But they were always in sort of and I don't know where it stands now, they were always in kind of a custody battle, and that was always a contentious thing. So when you get a duy that probably doesn't look look too good. Yeah, well, I guess the latest is he gained full custody last year, so he already had full

full custody. Yeah, that ain't good. Good for her, he had more money to hire better lawyers, though, I feel like was part of that. She was also a bit of a train wreck. I can tell exhibit a her mugshot here. At least she's a hot mess if you want to see that at the JV show dot com The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Before we get to what the blap cheat you watch richardson Yes Bridges, What is this viral carriage scene? Oh, that's the one that's

a spicy scene. But so what's so special about this carriage scene? Let's just say that one of the guy uses his fingers. Watch okay, we're on the radio. No, Yeah, uses his fingers to wipe his brow because he was sweating so much. Thank you? Yes? Uh huh? Was it? Lady whistled down in the carriage with him? Is that the name of the Is that a name from the show? I watched the whole first seat? I watched the first season. Yeah, she gets down.

I don't think you could say that either, Genie. Come on, we're on the radio. Sorry, Bey, Let's get to let's get to what the bleep? This is where you have a chance to win the JV show, Chuck Munk. All you gotta do is guest. Today's bleeped out word, as always leave your guest is on the talk back Mike on the Free iHeart Radio app. Are you guys ready for it today's clip? Sure? I have a friend that has to give her boyfriend like four times a week. Oh my god, only four. That'd be a good schedule. I'm

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it queen. Okay, we'll play your guest is next the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. This is our bug game where you can win the JV Show Chug Mug. Just had a guest. Today's bleeped out word in today's clip as always, leave your guest is on the talkback mic on that free iHeartRadio app. Okays, you're just tuning in. Here is today's clip. I have a friend that has to give her boyfriend like four times a week. You say that like it's a bad thing. We would appreciate that.

That's a that's a little much frequency for you. What would your ideal frequency be? I don't know, once a week, if a month, Christmas maybe, what's the only special holidays? Just his birthday? Oh wow? Remember this. Oh right, so let's keep it Coleen, all right, what is that bleeped out word? Let's go to your guesses Morning Davy Show, Victor from Channels. So I'm gonna say massage. That's a very popular guest this morning, very popular guess how many times a week should you

give your man a massage? Once a week? Yeah, I'm okay with once. Have you ever once a week given your man of massage? He doesn't asked for one. Maybe you should do it an initial you'd be the one to initiate because we're not going to say no, we would like a massage. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey hey, we're not talking about that right now. We're talking about what you do for your man. Good

Morning, JV Show. This is from chamon I like, yes, it is haircut, hair cut the week day, Harry, that's a lot of it, like maybe backshave, though some guys got to say, don't talk about Benny Blanco like that to some dudes have the hair coming in. It's a it's an every other day shaved situation. I bet yeah. Hey JV Show, it's Edwin. We believe that the mission phrase is medication. I remember again, this is Edwin anymore from Brunwood. We love y'all, have

a good morning. Wow, good love you guys too. But medication. That's a good guess though, yes a few people have guessed that's who far all right, continue to leave your guesses on the talkback mic on the Free iHeartRadio app will play more of the next You're on the JV Show, The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Bry. Now we're playing on What the Bleep Game for your chance to win the official JV Show Chug Mug. Here's how it works. Seven o five. We start the game with a

clip that contains a bleeped out word. Now you've got to guess what that bleeped out word is. Leave your guess is on the talkback mike on the free iHeartRadio app, and the first person to guess it correctly. When's easy? Is that? Now? In case you are just tuning in, welcome by the way, but you can't still play long in your car. So here's today's clip. I have a friend that has to give her boyfriend like

four times a week. That is ideal, Remember it is. This is a family show though, okay, so it's not what you think rats, or maybe it is. I don't know. Let's go to your guesses. Good morning jav show, it's your downstairs DJ. Ever ever Eric from Union City, and I believe the bleeped out word is space. Space. Who imagine your man wanting space four times a week? Oh my gosh? Four times? What? Okay? What about? What about a couple of times a week? Do you give your man some space? Is that a good

thing? Or is that a red flag? Like? I need some space from you? I just need some space? Will you give me some space? It depends what kind of space, like like a few minutes. Am I smothering you? Or do you mean like for me to go out with the boys a good drunk? Fine? Hi, this is stuff of Saturday. We think the word is breakfast. Breakfast. We would love, speaking on behalf of all men out there, we will love breakfast four times a

week, So would we? Yep, I'm just just I'm the spokesperson right now for all the men in the beer and I'm just on our behalf. We like to say we would appreciate breakfast four times. So then why don't you just make some That's that's a legitimate point. Are you the spokeperson for all the women in the Bear area. Okay, how you even make it? Morning? This is from Bay Point, our guests for the missing word is a ride a ride somewhere. How would you feel about that? Your

man ain't got no ride? You got to give him a ride to work every day. There's nothing wrong with that, Nothing wrong with that. The judgment that would where did that squeak come from? Like? That was from Jess She do don't want no scrubs banging off the side of his passenger's ride. Whatever you know, trying to holler at me. Come on, Good morning JV show. This is Glory and Morgan Hill. And my guess is money. Have a great day by money, good job. Right here is

today's club, unbleeped. I have a friend that has to give her boyfriend money like four times a week. That's a lot. That is a lot. How much you're talking? Maybe just you know, ten twenty bucks? Right? I not that bad allowance? Speaking on behalf of all, We would also like an allowance in addition to breakfast, in addition to some other stuff, four times a week, massage, basically everything everybody got this morning. Guys are needy, we want we want that we're going to march the

city Hall today one thirty. The guys, all right. I got a lot of shout outs to get a lot sub shoutouts to get first and foremost to Laurie from Morgan Hill, because she was the very first person to come up with the correct answer in a close almost photo finished. Frankie from Fairfield had the correct answer. We had a wow, Genie's juice. Someone from Fairfield. What's what's up? Frankie and Fairfield? What's up? GEI wants to say Hi? You all right? A lot of other people came up

with the correct answer this morning. Elizabeth and San Jose had it correct. Not fast enough, though, so did our buddy George and Samontaeo. What's up George? Sun, Vince and Olivia in Dublin had it correct. So did Samantha in San Jose, Mondo in San Jose, in Hayward, I know, but I still love San Jose. Don't worry. We'll get there. Tammy and Nathan and Hayward had it correct. There's someone from the town. Rebecca and Conquered had it correct. Good morning, Rebecca, good morning,

Oh my writing this Bruner here, Jasmine and Azul. I think in Berkeley they had it correct, and so did our buddy Josh in San Francisco also came up with the correct dnser this morning, amongst a few other people that I wasn't able to shut out there, mostly because of my handwriting. Uh, play again tomorrow. If you have the answer correct today, that means tomorrow you could have it correct again and be the first one. I believe in you. We'll do it again tomorrow. I remember when you win.

Check your email. That's how we're going to reach out to you. Graham. What else do you have here? All right, listen to this, you guys. A cat in Vermont has just earned a college degree. Shut your mouth. I know what you're thinking. You have cat to be kitting me, but it is true. The cat's name is Max. He lives near the Castleton campus in Vermont's name. You don't tell somebody what they can and can't cat he frequently eight a second. Oh wait, now it's

a good point. You do. You can tell anybody yet, thank you, only if they name it Bubbles, which is a name that shall not be spoken on the show. And then you're like, hey, I'll still pick that name. You have every right to tell you not to name. Yeah, we gave you fair warning about that one, all right. Well, they say he interacts with the students and faculty on campus, he visits classes. They all love him. They say he's a model student, has

perfect attendance, always has a great catitude each day. And so with the resounding of approval from the board of trustees there, they awarded him. Awarded him an honorary doctorate degree in liter a chure litter u I can't litter. Asked afterwards how he felt about the honor, he said he was quote feline, mighty fine, and he wanted to remind others to always chase your dreams because anything is paw Yeah, yeah, a little pause. He's a lot.

I'm trying to incorporate as many cat puns it as I can get in here. Yeah. Oh, that wasn't one. That wasn't one. Just cat puns is a thing. Anyways, he said he was going to go out to celebrate with some of his friends like Catilei Portman, Will Furrow and Leonardo Dicatrio to celebrate, you guys with some mio teenis, why are we giving honorary doctorate degrees to cats, Why not to go viral? Yeah, the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Before we get to the JV

Show, yep, nope game, Good morning JVS Show. This is Monique from Pleasanton. I just wanted to talk and say, Jesse, you named your cat Bubbles. For all this longtime JV show listeners, that one hurts. We were just getting over Crystal leaving us and then Bubbles abandon us and you got to bring up old wounds and it just hurts. You should be ashamed of yourself. Agreed, have a good day everyone except justin Bubbles. I'm sorry back of twenty twenty four No, no, no, I'm sorry,

but I my dream was always to own a cat named Bubbles. Bubbles was always my favorite Powerpuff girl. And yeah, sometimes dreams don't come true. So I can break it to you. And everyone was listening, just give up buys dreams? How about that? Yeah, I don't know. This one supersedes that. The longtime JAV show listeners know what we're talking about. Let's go to the phones. Hi, who's this Hey Christy? How are you doing all right? Just all right? Oh no, I was

hoping for a good, wonderful fantastic, good good. I got my nine year old here at school waiting to go in and everything. What's what's your kid's name? Marie, Marie, Marie Mai Nuri nur Ari, Marie Marie. Welways want to get it right? And that's it. Well, Christy and Marie, you're on to play the JV show. You have nope game. Just what are they playing for today? Today? You're playing for four tickets to the San Mateo County Fair. So we're gonna ask you four trivia

questions. Just get three correct to win this four pack of tickets. As soon as you don't answer, you, guys, she's gotta yell it out. Okay, all right, here's question number one. Salami is traditionally made from what ti of meat? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you got it right. I wonder how many people know that we just eat salami and all these like processed meats. We're just like, I actually don't know whether don't care. It's delicious, It is delicious, But shouldn't you know what kind

of animal you're reading? All right? Well? Who cares? All right? Question number two? Yes, question number two. If it's eleven am in New York, what time is it here in California. Eight. Yeah, okay. Question number three, what food brands cartoon mascot? I don't know why I said that. Weird mascot Routeli gets tickled on the belly. What food brands mascot gets tickled on the belly? Oh, Pillsbury boy? Yeah? Yeah, And then he goes like, shouldn't have that been a

me too thing? Like he didn't ask anybody to put hands on him. You're not supposed to just touch somebody and tickle them with that their consent? Right he was asking for it? No, he wasn't. He just walked around. He walked around boasting after making a delicious pastry. But he didn't ask for you to touch him. That's true. Anyway, We'll march down to city Hall for the Billsbury both today at one thirty. All right. Question number four. The Battle of Midway was a naval battle in World War

Two that was fought between the United States and what other country? Oh gosh, they is like my worst subject ever and this is all mine? What this is naval? Huge part of naval history. Oh man, I don't know, Thank you, Marie, thank you. Japan is the answer? Battle of Midway Midway Islands out there in the Pacific. Four out the boar. Nice job, you just won four tickets to the San Mateo County Fair. This is happening June first, through the night. Yeallo, carnival,

rites, food, free life concerts. They are close on Monday and Tuesday, but the rest of the days you can go in and join have some fine. Okay, awesome, Christy, Henri, good job. All right. I'm gonna put you guys on hold and chee. He's gonna pick up in the next room. Please do me a favor. Give her a hard time just because it's Wednesday, Okay, but she's gonna get you those tickets. All right, thank you. Hang on there. You're very welcome.

Graham, Gabe, shout out yeaes sisters and my dms as sisters and I think a dad and my DM's first. The sister says, good morning, Graham. May I please get a birthday shout out for my brother Julio Contreres, who is turning twenty four. I'm proud of you, chubby cheeks. If you have time to sing him happy birthday in Spanish. Oh, I

don't have time for that. Thank you. You guys are amazing hashtag hashtag team cheatye wow, Well I didn't know we were divided into teams the hashtag too after the bubbles thing that was brought up again, I'm hashtag team cheating again. That is from Anna, So happy birthday, ju Yo fun and then a dad and my DM says, Hey, Graham, last month, you give a birthday shout out to my daughter Zoe. We're the family that

sings the intro in the car every morning. I do remember them. Tomorrow's my oldest daughter's birthday and I was hoping you give her a birthday shout out as well. Her name is Riley and she is turning eight years old. Thank you. That's from dad Tim, so happy happy birthday to right,

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Diddy and specifically jyl and why she hasn't spoke out. Good Morning jav Show Alice Freel, I just wanted to comment regarding j Lo's I mean breakup rumors. I think it is all a facade because it really takes the heat off of her being spotlighted having to do with Diddy Dumpster's allegations and whatever that they had going on back in the day. So have a good day, die, Thanks for that, talk bag. How about that that make sense?

Look, it is convenient timing, yeah, because it's like, oh, she's dealing with her own stuff and like there's a whole separate storyline going here, and we're not going to drag her into this Diddy downfall. I don't. I don't. It still seems too I don't think the Diddy I'm sorry, I don't. I don't think the Yeah, the Jen ben Affleck stuff is made up right now, but I think it's a you know, it's a plus that it kind of takes people's minds away from the fact that she

did it Diddy too. All right, now to the Diddy headlines, let's just run through them. A woman, Crystal McKinney, filed a lawsuit in two thousand and three, when she was twenty two years old, did he drugged and assaulted her? So here we have another woman coming forward. I'm shocked. Yeah, Didty's former bodyguard speaking out yet again, saying he saw Diddy abuse not only Cassie, but his ex Kimporter as well, one of

Ditty's exes, the mother of his son, Justin's. She posted about Cassie, saying she really feels for her, knows exactly what she went through, and that it's triggering her own trauma, implying that she was probably abused by Didty as well. The mayor of New York City is considering taking back Ditty's key to the city, which, come on, it's imaginary anyways. So yeah, jackies open ye. Yeah. And that Didty documentary that fifty cent

has been talking about, you know, producing. It's a multi part documentary has just been bought by Netflix after a massive bidding war, so it will be coming to Netflix once done. Any brand that has any partnership with Diddy, hopefully that has already been dropped. I mean, anybody that was gonna collab or work with him should no longer. I mean he should be beyond I mean for lack of a better term, canceled beyond any you know,

agreed, any level of that that we've ever seen. Yeah, I didn't realize he has some the he has a couple daughters, right, like twin daughters. Those are Kim Porter's daughters. I mean the stuff that they must have probably witnessed with hurt with how he treated Kim we know. I mean, if he was treating Cassie like this, that he was treating Kim like this most likely yep. And how they how do you explain this to your daughters as a dad? You act like it's all fake. They don't know

what they're talking about. That's probably what he's doing. Look at me, I'm the most awful human being ever to women I know. And here you are. You're I'm trying to raise you to be good people. Yeah. So, Justin Timberlake is adding more tour jades despite low ticket sales. Now make it make sense, Justin So He announced this week that he's adding nine tour stops for this fall. Dude's overwhelming demand despite every city still having Hella

seats available. Well, they're just I read these ones are small venues. They're at like the Raleigh North Carolina parking lot. Okay, got it that that makes sense at the Elks Club in Now. Hear me out, hear me out. Okay. So there are rumors that things aren't going exactly well in his marriage with Jessica Bial. You know, she struggled with him going out on tour in the first place because of his last cheating scandal, and

supposedly she gave him a list of rules that he has to follow. And she recently said in an interview that her marriage is always a work in progress and she just chopped off all her hair and people are calling it divorce hair. So maybe, just maybe, I know it sounds outlandish, but people are theorizing that maybe he's like trying to stay away from home. We're like not like in a rush to go back to that situation. Possibly he's not the one calling the shots on the tour. It's his team. This is

a money thing. If he's not making the money, no one's buying the tickets. It's not like every show is sold out. That would be overwhelming demand. But the shows aren't empty either. I mean, we saw pictures from his show here. It was packed. I mean, yeah, they may not be selling out and people aren't like reselling tickets at some crazy high price. But they've got to be packed. I mean, they have to be successful. Otherwise you would never you would never add shows unless you're looking

to book the Elks Club there, they're always open for you. It would love to host Timberlake. I note Chris from n SYNC says that there's been discussions about the guys getting back together for like a reunion tour, and he says it's most likely going to happen, and that they've already been h having like offers made to them by big promoters like Live Nation to do like an

entire tour now that would make them some money. That's maybe that's why, And maybe they join him on some of these dates and then it spins off into maybe reunion tour. Can we go back to Jessica Biel's hair? Did you go full Katy Perry? Oh not not pixy cut? Short? Sure? Bob okay? Good? What do you have? All right? Couple of quick quick Boeing updates. First plans to launch Boeing star Liner spacecraft on its first ever crewed flight. That was supposed to be this Saturday. You

know, it's been bumped back three times. Oh, that's been put on hold yet again. They're apparently still evaluating a small helium leak in the ship's propulsion system. So a new just cancel it, That's what I'm gonna say. They need to de scrap this whole thing. A new launch date has not yet been announced, but yet again, the launch of this thing has been delayed. I it's time to just walk walk away, to clean your

hands of this and walk away, all right. Now to that Singapore Airline's flight we talked about yesterday, the one that encountered severe turbulence, had to make an emergency landing with one passenger who had died from his injuries. Scores of other people injured as well. There were two hundred and twenty one passengers eighteen crew members on board this Boeing Boeing seven seventy seven yesterday. Eighty five people, they reported had to be taken to hospitals in the Bangkok area.

Nineteen others treated at local clinics. So that's like more than half of the passengers suffered some kind of injury on this thing. Twenty of those passengers, according reports still in the ICU, was serious injuries. Investigators are still looking into how this happened and how I mean. Hitting turbulence in a flight is common, but hitting this severe of turbulence is very undercomin Also, again we

talked about this yesterday. Good reminder when you are seated in your in your seat on a plane and they say even when they take the seatbelts on, a good idea to keep the seatbelt fasten just in case. He's a seventy three year old man from the UK that was the one that died from the JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine. We have a talkback for Jess. Good Morning JVS show. This talkback is for Jess Chess. Thank you for recommending that Love under Covers show. Tell me why I binge watched it

yesterday. I all caught up to the last episode dying to see what happens. Thank you for recommending it. Have a wonderful day, guys. Bye, oh nice, I'm glad you checked out. Can you explain what that show is? Again? Really? Six so five rich and famous international soccer stars are stripped of their fame and fortune and they're sent to La to find love. But and the person that they're like dating doesn't know they don't know

that. They're they they get this cover story New Jobs, supposedly and yeah, it's really interesting. Love it. You said it's on peacock. Oh nobody has that? Y I think I have that. So E's act right now. All right, So, the American Automobile Association has revealed their numbers. They're projected numbers for how many travelers we're going to see on the roads this Memorial Day weekend. And according to right, this week is Memorial There

I keep forgetting this. According to the earlier this year than usual. It is like it's a week earlier. I feel like that too. Well, according to them, we are going to be seeing around forty three point eight a million Americans on the road between Thursday and Monday. These are people that These are people that are going to travel for at least fifty miles. And you know every year it breaks some type of record and we haven't seen numbers

like this since before the pandemic. Yes, this exceeds pre pandemic numbers. Are saying that these are the highest numbers we've had in twenty years. I love how they tell us how many cars are going to be on the road before it happens prove it. That's what I was going to ask. You count the cars. Once it happens, get out there and count. Put a people, put somebody, put one of your workers on every corner,

and have them count the cars. And then you come back and tell me on Tuesday after Memorial Day that that was the most travelers on the road since before the pandemic. Because I get the objection, plain how they know or think they know, because I don't even know what I'm doing yet. How do they know what I'm doing, where I'm going, how far I'm traveling. I was not surveyed for this, any of you, no, ey

one. Yeah, this is Triple A's only chance at staying relevant. The only time they get to make a headline is about the number of travelers on a holiday weekend. They just make it up. The only time we go to Triple A for any comment about anything, they just wait so they can their stats. If anyone does care, Yeah, it hasn't been since two thousand and five, we've had almost forty four million people hit the road Memorial Day weekend. Allegedly. Okay, anybody going to be driving anyone anywhere this

weekend, are you going to fall into that fifty mile plus. Now I don't want to, and I don't want to. I don't want them to be right. I'm wrong. You're going to stay home any rocky oh weekend long? Yes, you were going to do that anyways, get any road trip fun, Memorial Day plans. Oh, I'm going to Monerate for Cali Roots, California Roots, the festival accessival. You're going to Bottle Rock. I'm going to Bottle Rock on Saturday. Not a very far drive. Triple

A would be disappointed. Yeah, I'm not going to hit that fifty min I'm ginking. You know what my wife and I were thinking, because getting in and out of Battle Rock, like any music festival, parking or whatever, is a nightmare. Getting an uber or lyft afterwards also a nightmare. I think we're gonna ride our bikes. No, wait what Yeah, you guys have bikes. Yeah, we have bikes, very Napa. We have a couple of beach cruisers, and I think we're gonna ride our bikes.

Now to ride there easy, to ride back might be a little wobbly. There is like a bike there's a dedicated bike path that almost runs. This is the most I've ever almost runs from our house all the way down there. So I'm gonna let you guys know if we pull that off. I think we're gonna ride bikes because Kate's biggest fear is like there's gonna be nowhere to park, and I hate waiting. She hates waiting for an uber or left for like fighting people to get one for an hour. So I think

we're gonna ride bikes. So they have an area where you can leave your bike, no clue, but I would assume, like Geitie said, that's the most NAPA thing ever. They've got to have a couple of bike racks. Do you lock your helmet to the bike? You have to keep it on the whole time. No, I'm not gonna be one of those people.

Take it, take pictures. That's my pet peeve. When you're at a coffee shop and people walk in with their little bike shoes on and their helmet on, they come some tip clopping through the store to get their coffee. Go ride your bis, so you're gonna be their Saturday. I just check the lineup. Sadly, you're gonna miss Megan Sallin and Nellie there on Friday, but you'll be checking out t Payne. Okay, okay, the kid ler Roy Callie Cheese is gonna be twin. Yeah, my twin.

That's all I got for you. All right. I'm looking forward to it. That's gonna be a good time. We have a birthday shout out. Good morning JV Show. I wanted to see if you guys can please give a shout out to my godsend Nathan Cruz. It's his tenth birthday today, the Big ten. I love you, baby. I hope you have a great day at school today because you didn't want to ditch and play hooky with me for your birthday and do fun things, but have fun at school.

Nina loves you and wishes you the best Kent's birthday ever? Birthday? Did you get to ditch school on your birthday? I did not either. Wow. Wow. If I was given a chance, I would have taken it. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine. So are you guys familiar with swimply a little bit? Do you see? Okay? Gei? It's it's an app where homeowners can rent out like their their pool to anyone that wants

to go swimming on a hot day. You know what I mean. It's like a pool basically, yeah, and you can rent out like just your entire backyard as long as I have a pool and like a deck or whatever it is. I don't know. I've only met one person that actually has used this app. Oh really, do you know people? No? No, I've never met anybody's uesday because I know me. I would never No, I mean maybe only under one condition. The people who live there aren't

home. Yeah, I don't want them standing up on that second floor window just looking down at the judging everything we're doing. Yeah, I'm going number one in your pool, every pool. Oh, stop looking at me out

the windows making me uncomfortable. All right. So there's a man named Eric who he he lived past Tense in Los Gatow's put his home up for sale and then he moved to Santa Barbara before at the home sold, right, but he's still the owner of the home hasn't sold yet, and he, I guess recently got hit up by his pool guy who was at the house like taking care of things, and he's like, hey, there's like a family hanging out at your pool. And he's like, what do you mean?

And so he checks like the cameras and there's people at his pool. So he ends up talking to the family on the phone and the family was like, we just rented your pool on the slimply app what you're talking about? And the owner is like, I didn't put my pool up for rent on the slimply app Get out of my backyard. Apparently you can just put anybody's pool up for rent. They don't check to make sure you're the actual owner of that home. I don't. That's crazy. And owners are like

making money. They can make up to you know, six figure incomes a year by just renting at renting out their pool. Really, yeah, I need to build a pool or renting it to people. But again, they're all going to the bathroom in your pool. Yeah, you're okay strangers using your pools as their own personal bathroom. I mean, as long as you don't get in it and other strangers do and they don't know who was in there previously, because how do the rules work on that. Let's just say,

yeah, I want to rent out, I mean legitimate. Let's talk about this. Legit you rent your pool out, there's no bathroom outside. I mean some people have rich people have like a pool house and maybe it has a bathroom and you get that whole thing. But otherwise they have to have access to my house now coming in in their wet suits and they're dripping water to go use the bathroom, or they're just going to use my pool as the bathroom. They're using the like what's the what's the option there on

the app? I'm something like Airbnb. They also have some like so if you if you do this, you have to pay more like a cleaning fee or if you want to be able to go to the bathroom, a basic human right, you gonna pay extra. Yeah, the bathroom. And they know, but they would never know unless they have that. You know, that die that will like turn some water that doesn't really exist. I saw it in a movie once. Yeah, we saw it in a movie.

We're all told that growing we were all told that growing up, and we were scared to do it until finally someone was brave enough to let it go and then they realized, oh, there is no such thing as this die that changes. I mean there might be, but I've never been in a pool that had it, Let's put it that way. So I've tested a few of them. So how so how crazy is this? So? Eric, whose home was or his pool was put up for rent on swimply without

his permission. He contacts NBC Bay Area, right, they're like, really, they put it to the test, had like one of their employees put another colleague's pool up for rent, and they were able to and the listing was posted like that. They don't verify anything. Wow, how did I mean, come on in this day and age like people, you know, very dangerous. Seriously, Wow, it's pretty smart, though. You don't

have to have a pool and just make money else. I do imagine if that was your side hustle, you're just renting out other people's swimming pools because you could find vacant houses that are listed on real estate sites. Right, I'm just giving everybody the keys to how to do this. Yeah, well

that's probably how they found his, right. Yeah. Well, the app, I guess actually tells you that because they want you to upload pictures, and so I guess they make it really easy to just connect to whatever photos are on like Zillow. And so that's where this guy who's able to pull pictures of the backyard and of the pool from Zillow. Because when you're looking on real estate sites, you can tell which houses the people still live there

that it's on the market. You can tell the ones they've moved out of, yeah, are empty or staged. And yeah, you could just be renting out the backyard backyard pool of some mansion and your side hustle is just making Wow, I'm getting on that swiftly appo. This is a good idea. Don't do that though, Yeah, that's scammy. Thank you the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Well you're on Wild, Happy Wednesday.

I'm Selena. I'm just thank you for having the JV show on. We were just talking about swimply, that app where you can rent a rando's swimming pool in their backyard. Good morning, This is Carla regarding Swimplely. We've rented and used that a couple times. And when you're on the app, they disclose whether there's a bathroom or not. But yeah, there's been times

we'd have to use the bathroom inside somebody's house. There's been times where it's a portal potty or a campra bathroom, or sometimes there's a separate bathroom that's outside. I mean, it's pretty cool, but yeah, there's been times when it's kind of awkward. I can't imagine having to ask someone you're like knocking on their glass door. Can I be use the bathroom? Or the people renting your pool in the back, can we come sign the bathroom.

I'm sorry, I'm all wet. At least have the porta potty there as an option. Still gonna go on your pool because I'm not going to use the porta potty, but at least it's there. Yeah, yeah, but what about if you know it's a you don't you don't want to code brown? Yeah, but you're not gonna You're not gonna do that in their house either. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take my but home. You're gonna leave. Yeah, I know we have this pool for another couple of hours,

but we're out. Yeah, literally all right? Get Yeah, how's the dating life going? Okay, so it's a lot better. I actually matched with somebody that we've been like conversing for for a little bit. Why is that bad? A town? Are still on the lookout? But but what did you? What drew you to him? Yeah? Well he had his One of his profile videos was him hovering around the bay, so I know you can fly. Wait, like he's in a helicopter. Yeah, that's

just stock footage. I'm sure he bought on Google. Wait, they you have profile videos now? Yeah, you can upload profile videos Bumble. That's new to me. Didn't know that. Yeah. I'm now just officially on Bumble right now because I like that app a little bit better than the other apps? Did you quit all the other ones? I still have, Like I still check from them like time to time, but I'm more I see myself more on Bumble than any other apps. See, I didn't like the

the men on Bumble when I was on it. They just seemed so like they seemed to put together in like professional and I was like, not not what I'm looking for a little more ratchet in a project or that you could fix up. Yeah, exactly that is. Do you want to give out your handle so people can try to match with you? Is that how it works? No? No, my location it's all random. So did he so did you have to message him first? No? He messages me first.

So Bumble, you have the opening message that mine is like what do you like to do on the weekend? Or like what's your fun stuff to do? And then he responded, Well what was his response? I think, he said, flying around the bay, and then he said, wait, what did you say? Hold on, let me go, let me go to my messages flying around the bay. But I'd like to be sky high in the bedroom with you, to join the mile high cloud. I'm just working on I'm working on my responses, just the case, he said,

flying some lops across the bay or spending it with you. What's his name? Are we allowed to say that? We get say his name? Shanley? What? No, Shanley s h A N L E y O no, unmatched. That sounds made. That's why I'm scared of. I'm scared of, Like there's verified stuff, but I'm scared that it's not really that person. And then another thing is he responds to me really quickly, which I don't that's a good thing. I don't like it because you want

to take hours. You've complained about people that take long. Now you're complaining about people that answer too fast? What is it? Because I don't want to like sit I don't like texting people like for hours, just going back and forth. Well, you don't have to respond right away. Yeah, that's why I don't. I don't respond right away. I wait out a little bit. That's gonna like what if that backfire is on you? And then it turns him off? Like she thinks that you're not interested Shandley's off

flying other some other lady abound the bay. Well, we'll see, we'll see. I don't know. I just don't like sitting and texting all the time. So do you think he's keith though? Yeah? Do you think the fast responses makes him feel like needy or desperate? Baby? Yeah? Do you think Shandy is short for Chandelier? What the heck? I do know? Can we see his picture? Oh? Gosh, okay, I'm so excited. Wait, so you saw that nickname you gave him grab so?

So was it just the picture of him flying that drew you in? Or you're attracted to him? Match with me? First? And then I was just like, okay, just swipe. Let's see Chandelier's picture and the jet no face, cheaty shoulder picture. I feel like she's nervous about that, which means she might genuinely be interested in this guy. Might be smoldering right now? Are they just smoking? Burnt? Chris? Huh? Missus,

cheaty CHANDELI I'm scared, Cheaty, turn your phone around. I'm just gonna give you the phone his face in the picture, Yeah, come on, it was his sweatshirt. Tell us what you're seeing Selena describing trying to unmatch with him. Yeah, what in the world why? It was like a decent he looks like a very nice young man. Okay, so what's the problem? Nice guy? He looks like a very nice, nice Guy's finished? Last See I knew the judging. I'm not judging. I love

him for you. It's just have potential, Like I'm just you know, there's other people, yea options. Where are things currently with hit? Like what's the last like messages you exchanged? Are you working towards actually meeting no ir l No, I don't plan that ready for that anybody. Yeah, not yet. It has to be the right person. I was the same way as well. But what if he's like, hey, this weekend, you know, I'm going to take a flight and it would be fun to

have somebody come along for you know, come along with me. You you just say no, I'm busy that damn be at home playing the downstairs DJ. But myself, what I was doing this weekend, I just had to make up a lie because I don't want to hang out with. I'm so confused by this. I want someone to message me, but not too fast, but they can't take too long. And I want to meet someone, you know, to spend time with, a hangout with, but I don't actually want to spend time in hang out. I'm lost. It has to

be meeting up with random people off of dating apps. That's dangerous. But don't you see how can using this for guys on there what we're supposed to do? But eventually is that a possibility or I don't know, not yet it's too early to tell. Well, keep us up dated, Cheaty, you're glad you're making progress here. Yeah, I guess one step forward on UMA's right. The JV show on Wild ninety so we're talking about Cheaty on the dating apps that we have a talkback that just came through for you.

Cheats Chaty, Cheaty, Cheaty, Why are you even on a dating app? Just go the old school away, go out, go to Safeway in the Marina. I don't know, go to church. You guys know about Safeway in the Marina. Oh no is in the marina here in San Francisco. That Safeway used to be called Date way, because that's where everyone used to go. That was the story I shopped at. And let me tell you, you picked up some fine yuh. So I squeeze a lot of

produce in there. I squeezed a lot of melons in there. Let me tell you no nobody ever hit them in there, but there was there were a lot of active people and there. I'll tell you that to go to d R Chey. I would also like to apologize to you for what I said about Pilot Bay. She showed me a picture on the air of the pilot you match with on Bubble and I was like, oh, unmatch him. I didn't get a good look you showed me during that last song,

and he's actually cute. I am shipping you and Pilot Bay. I'm shipping it too. She showed me the picture. He's a really good looking guy. Selena, get your eyes checked out. So I do apologize. Yeah, I liked what I saw, but he said he's a little short, easy easy, hi babe. No, Yeah, you know, six feet in a bus and that's seven inches taller than cheese. That's plenty of fight

differentialware. Heels that's like five inches and that's just too short. Yeah, I feel you, Grant, we have a shout out, we do. I got you know a lot of d ms about this is hey gram My son and I love listening to you in the morning on the way to school. We love playing the guessing game. My son Cooper would be so thrilled with a bird they shout out on May twenty second for his big ninth birthday. Mommy and Daddy love you, buddy. Can't wait to celebrate your birthday

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Perry was found undersponsive in his hot tub. He was leading everyone to believe that he was living a sober lifestyle, but he was found with kenemine in his system, different from the ketemine infusion therapy that he was undergoing for mental health issues like the you know, the timeline just wasn't adding ups. We know it wasn't from those treatments because it had been a few weeks I think

since his last one. So the DEA is on the case trying to find out where this kedemine came from, even getting help from the US Postal Inspection Service. They're looking into whether he got any drugs through the mail, using their ability to check packages and other male related investigation tools. How do you guys feel about this? Like? Do you I mean, because part of me says, Matthew Perry's an adult. He made he made his own decision.

I understand if you're selling illegal drugs, sin's against the law. You know, you should be punished for that if you're caught for that. But do you think that's I don't know, do you understand what I'm asking? Like? Sometimes sometimes I wonder that you know, when, for exat it, sometimes bars are held liable when somebody leaves there and gets in a dui accident and they and they will try to hold sue and hold the bar liable for that person's actions. And sometimes I go, huh, yeah, that

doesn't really make sense. But I don't know. For some reason, it just seems you're supplying a drug that somebody, you know, it took somebody's life. I do kind of feel like you're in a way responsible. I don't know what. I don't know what that means exactly. Yeah, but I felt the same way when it was like mac Miller Demi Levado's overdose. I kind of feel like those people need to be held responsible. Yeah,

it's those things I get. And again, if it's it's something that whatever the product is, their sellings against the law, then yes, you should be held accountable in that regard. But what about when that person, say overdose is on set thing you know who right at the same time they made the choice to take it, you know, in however much as they took that's what they did. That's not really on the person who gave it to them. Yeah. I always just kind of wonder about things like that.

I always wondered about that because I was a bartender for a long time in the city, and I always think about that. For bars, I'm always kind of shocked like that unless the bartender was actively forcing this person to drink and overserve them and then they went out and got accident, and then I go, okay, yeah, But a lot of times, yeah, oh, those people are making their own decisions. How's the real quick, let's

talk about Kelly Roland. What the heck was all that yelling about. I don't know if you saw these pictures of her all up in the security guard's face at the Cans Film Festival. Apparently there's a video too, and the Internet has enlisted the help of lip readers. So I guess I love these. So I guess the security guard stepped on Kelly's dress and at first Kelly

said it's okay, but then things escalated very quickly. We don't know what the security guard said, but that caused Kelly to put her finger in the security guard's face and say, don't talk to me like that. And when things started getting a little crazy, even another security guard a mail had in and Kelly turns back around to her and she says, you still don't talk to me like that. I don't know what she said how she talked to her, but apparently you don't do that. You don't talk to me Kelly

rolling like that? How dare you? According to a lip reader, We don't know. Yeah, that's just the legit definitively, but it might be. I think I feel like most for some reason, Graham, what do you have listen to this headline? You guys, twenty San Bruno school kids sickened from jailhouse gas release. What I know what you're thinking, and it's not that. What happened was twenty kids at Portola Elementary School. It's on

skyline in San Bruno. They were sickened after tear gas and pepper spray drifted from the San Francisco Sheriff's office. Now, they were conducting some training with those chemical agents they use pepper spray and stuff like that, and that stuff got into the air when airborne drifted about a mile in the air and then affected all these kids that were playing outside. Their children and teachers said their

eyes were burning, their nose and throat was burning. The Sheriff's office says this has never happened in the twenty years that they've been doing this type of training at that location, but that they're obviously putting that on a hold to evaluate their protocols twenty Oh my god, it's like almost a mile away. How does that stuff drift through the air that far and just get these kids and not everybody that lives in any surrounding. Maybe kids are more like sensitive

to that stuff. Yeah, I guess they have like little sinuses and cute little faces. I thought maybe the jailhouse gas release was yeah, hoping it was a sewer line break or something. No. I thought maybe it was it was being night there. You know that jailhouse food can sketchy sometimes lot of beans. Thank you, Graham, The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,

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