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Girl Hammer

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On today's 9-11-23 Monday show: Graham and Selena recap their weekends, Chidi shares a crazy story that happened at a party she went to, Jess gives an update on her paintings and "no spend September", Joe Jonas speaks out about the news of his divorce, Drew Barrymore is crossing the picket fence line amongst the writer protest, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis speak out about their letters they sent to the judge, Jess gets a new quest, girl hammer is a new thing, a man has a terrible experience on Zoom, Britney Spears might pay tons more on child support and so much more!

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The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Ki Graham, Bi, Buddy Selena, how's it going. Hey, it's okay, it's Monday and it's jess Monday. Hey, Jessy, we are the JV Show. Thank you for waking up with us. My voice little scratchy. Yeah. Do you have a Did you have a night last night? Well? I did have a night last night. I was emstying a wedding, but really the old Sunday was Yes, I don't. I don't like the Sunday weddings on them. No, no, no, no, it was a beautiful wedding.

I had a lot of fun. No, but I was home all weekend with sick kids. Yeah, made it the entire weekend. And in the middle of the night, like last night, I wake up, my throat is just hurt. Team. Oh no, so you brought your sickness in here. Thank you? No choice, appreciate you, no choice. Yeah, but enough about me, Graham. How was your weekend? It was good. I had a bit of a night myself. Last night. We went to this college. So yeah, I went to well sort of like

a late afternoon evening time concert daytime like barbecue and then concert situation. Do you know who Tom Petty is? I know the name. Okay, Well we didn't see him because he's he died. Uh, why are you bringing him? Because the tupockets Okay, I didn't even know because he passed away. Because the band is called Petty Theft. They're Tom Petty covered band. All they do is play Tom Petty songs. About ninety ninety nine percent of the show's all Tom Petty music. Anyways, So it was out in West

Brian ranching Acosto. It's like this random spots way out the middle of nowhere, but they do this big barbecue and you know, you know, the beers are flowing. Then I had a good time. Put it that way, Sunday. Yeah, it makes it a Monday morning a little rough. Yeah, but the kids were out there, they were dancing. You know. It was a good time, the kids, you know, the family, we all had a good time. But yeah, I shouldn't have had

that third, fourth, fifth beer last time before. Well I wasn't driving. Kate said she would drive, so I was like, you know what, I will have another. By the way, are your kids good dancers? No, they're the worst. Kids are the worst dancers. Actually, my daughter's pretty good because she takes dance lessons or whatever, and so she'll throw in some maybe more legitimate dance moves. Now, my son, bless

his heart, because he tries. You know, he gets really into it and he the feet are moving and everything, and that part's fine, Like I feel like that's just normal kid dancing. You know. He's bopping around and jumping around, having a great time. Now one of the one of our friends, their kids, he's a little older. He's really into like break dancing. Oh and so that's big in Napa, So they don't live in Nappa, so whatever. His So my son sees that and thinks that's

how you're supposed to be dancing. Except my son can't do any of those kinds of moves. But he's now he's spinning around on the ground, and you know, all these people are trying to walk through the concert to get somewhere, and this kid's like spinning around, rolling around the ground, And Kate and I look at each other and we're like, I'm not gonna tell him, just leave it one. It's not the like the dance moves that fit the type of music you're listening to. But also you're just doing it

all wrong. But like you don't tell him that, Like, I don't want to ruin. I don't want to muddy his joy on this whole thing. Like let him go, let him fine, let him just why roll around? Wait? So, how is give us the give us the scoop on your weekend? My weekend? Who gives a far? You know who? Get? You know who cares? Who? Who your man was? It was a bachelor party? Yeah, give us the juicy detail. Sill the tea on music. He came back last night? Oh, just smelling

like vanilla and glitter. Yes, no, I'm kidding. No, maybe like tiredness and hungover and a lot of hundreds dollars cheaper broker when he left. But you guys, you would be so proud of me. I did not bother him. It was real and I wanted to so bad. I wanted to. I call him all the time, be like, so, what are you doing? What are you at? Like I having fun? What do you like? Like what's going on? What he can do later? Like I want to ask him a million questions. And it took everything

in me to like not. I almost like locked him from my phone just so I even though I still have his number, my heart is I still would have worked around that, but I wanted to prove to him and mostly to you guys, that I cannot be psycho. Yeah, while my man is in Vegas. So I wasn't even though I am right, but I didn't call him. I think I called him maybe one time, but that's because we were talking about you know, one of the kids had to be

dropped off and he had called, so I called him. That's like the only time I called him. That's impressive, I know, I know, because he was there three nights, right, Yeah, he left on Thursday, came back yesterday. How'd you fill up your time? The law was really busy. The kids we were sick. I injured my hand, your hand, Okay, I burned it. No, let me explain. Let me explain. So I so my one year old, Callie, she was really sick. And if if you ever had a sick baby, they're like

super clingy. You put her down, she's screaming, so I'm like holding her. I held her for like three days. Look, I could not put her down. And then the other one he wants a bacon. So I'm like, okay, now I gotta make him some bacon. I don't want. I don't feel like having the baby by the self. I was like, you know what, let me just try it in the air fry. Let me stick some bacon in there. And it was way faster, cooks some like under ten minutes. Nice. And then so I take the

bacon out, and I didn't because I've never done that before. I didn't think about the bottom just being a pool of hot bacon grease. So when I went to go pick it back up, all the grease splashed out and onto my hand and it was just just excruciating pain. Did it like blister up? Was it that bad? No? I didn't blister good. Oh my gosh, it's still super red. Well, yeah, I have like a huge red can you see that, Graham, Yeah, all across my

hand right now. And for the full day, a full like almost twenty four hours, I had to keep an ice pack on it. So I have a baby in one arm. I'm like balancing ice on my like my hands were unusable for like a whole day. It was the worst. And how did the bacon turnout? Was good? It was good? The bacon was good. Oh, and then he didn't even eat it, of course not. He didn't eat it, right, So I'm over here. I broke or inched my hand for no reason. What do you guys put on

burns? Because the only thing that would help me was ice, maybe because it numbed it somewhat. Everything else did not work, and I like, I got a lot of recommendations on Instagram, from mustard to butter. A lot of people said toothpaste. I've heard all these sufflices and tomatoes, sour cream, like all these different home things. You just put ice on it, maybe a little owlow after that, right, the mustard and all this other stuff. I don't need to smear that all over me. Yeah,

I do. The aquifor I think it's like a little like a cream that was for diapers. No it's not. They do have a diaper ash cream. Yeah, but like that just it's not going to do anything for the pain because a second I take the ice off, it feels like my hand is on fire. Really, you know what I mean. That's why I tried, Like the mustard didn't work. Tried the butter, it didn't work. The only thing that my help was ice. I've done stuck with this

ugly ass red line across. You use the aquil force, and that would make more sense because it stopped hurting. I've had that time like where I burned my hands so bad and it looked, you know, blistered up, and then I had to try to sleep with my hand and like a bucket of ice water because it was just like the worst there's You're just in excruciating pain. There's like nothing you you can't take it out of there. It's not easy to sleep like that, no, yea. So I posted a

picture of the burn on my story on Instagram. If anyone anyone wants to go see it's at Selena on air. It's I told you how I was at. I was m seeing Ruby and Kevin's wedding last night. Yeah. I didn't even like think about my burn as I was over there shaking everyone's hands and they were touching it out not out for me, ill for them. I wouldn't want to touch somebody's burn. Yeah, but didn't it hurt too people grabbing it? No, I didn't hurt. It doesn't hurt anymore.

That's good. Oh my gosh. I wouldn't want to touch the strage just burned up a hand that's some open wound or something disgusting. It's really disgusting. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. I'm Selina, I'm Graham, I'm jest, and I'm cheating. So Cheaty walked in a couple minutes late because there's some crazy accident. Where is this accident was kind of like the San Polo area on eight. Yes, oh that's a that's a bad area. Yeah, it's not a good area as it is in an

accident on top of that. Anyways, Cheaty comes in here. She's like, oh my god, you guys went to a party Friday night. You'll never believe what happens. Oh my gosh. So I was at a frat party. You know, everyone's super drunk, like we're all enjoying ourselves. The party ended. Wait a frat party. You're not college. It doesn't matter. But yeah, if you if I was post college and I was like, guys, I went to the sorority party, you would rip me.

Not college anymore? Give it up, guy. It's like it's different for a guy. It's fine. No, I feel like still, it's like, you know, when you're in high school at a high school party and there's like the older person there like, oh creepy. It's like a mix of people that are like in, no, well it's not like that kind of It was like a chill party of people go to college. Master done with college. Is there supporting my friends or whatever? So we got

there supporting them out of party I needed exactly, Oh my gosh. So anyways, we're like the party's done. We're all just chilling outside. I don't know. We're like this that you see Berkeley. So there's this car that comes with this guy hanging out the window yelling something like because he's super drunk. Next thing, you know, his friends make this you turn hella fast. He falls out the car. It's all on the ground, not

responsive, head leading, and I'm like, oh my gosh. But before that, even though he felt the car, I was just like, oh, good thing, you didn't fall out. Dad. Then my friend's like, no, cheaty, Like he's on the ground not moving. So we go over there and check on him. Nothing. So a few of his friends come out like he checked his pulse. Well I didn't check. I was just looking at I'm okay. She didn't do anything. Like if his friends didn't come, you would have just did there and stared at him.

No, no, I was gonna call on anyone one, like I told people to, like, you know, call the There's other people around too. So then his friends come, they pick him up, and then he's like, he goes, I'm just drunk, Like it's okay, I'm good, I'm good, da da, But he's like, but it was I was bleeding, and you know, his friends got him and put him in the car and I was like, well, I hope he's good. So

I don't know what happened after that, And that was crazy. Always wear your seat belt, everybody, don't hang out the way he went outside of the car, Like, oh yeah, but you should have been wearing a seat belt. The oh my gosh. Yeah. Other than that, how was the much younger party party? Immatly cool frap so any potential yea, and Daddy's there for you know, it was too My vision was so blurred.

I don't even know what I saw there. But it was like a mixture, like I'm telling because I'm with like the Black for for tnity and story, so there's like it's kind of different. So there's people of all ages that like come together and have a party. So it's like six year old, seven year olds, eight year olds there too, like you know, a little older. Yeah, but it was fun, got super drunk and then I had to you know, only went to the bathroom twice.

Usually I have to go everybody. This is the markers of a good party. For cheesy. She's like, you, guys, I only went to the bathroom twice because you know, usually I have constivation. I love at that. So the things he remember is like any hot guys are No, I don't. I don't really remember. But I only went to the bathroom twice. Like okay, good, well, glad you had fun cheats all right. So Apple is urging every one to update you're dang iPhones and your

iPads and I think even the Apple Watch. So researchers found some spyware on the iPhone. Apple products were immuni viruses, things that we've always been told that you know, there must have been like it must have been some kind of glitch in the matrix because somehow something slipped through the cracks here. It's called Pegasus spyware, and it allows users to send attachments in eye message with a hidden code that then allows that spyware to just take over that device without

any interaction from the victims. So once it's send, once it sent and delivered to you, too bad that they got you. So Apple was like, oh hell no, not on our watch. So they released an emergency software update to patch up that vulnerability. So that's what's currently out right now. So you need to update your phones. Oh my gosh, I haven't updated since ago. I actively avoid updating my phone because I don't like when

everything. But the update also says that there's another issue affecting Apple Wallet, where users obviously you store like your credit cards and all that type of stuff. They didn't go into detail about that specific vulnerability, but doing this latest update will also tackle that. I kind of like the name of the virus though, Pegasus. It's really cute, like hercules and a little thing with

the way. Oh I guess I'll update it, but really scary. So yeah, update your phone phones, and then they're going to release another regularly scheduled update I think in the near future, so you're gonna have to do it again. That'll be like, what ten minutes of me not using my phone. I know, that's why I don't do it. I hate that I can't use my what Graham, Wow, that's like twenty less TikTok so I can watch in a day o the JV Show on Wild So Jessa saying

how she did a little painting over the weekend. Have you guys seen her work? I mean I've seen some snippets she did that Jonas Brothers Jacket signs Mataz and they had a look at disgust on their faces, like that's what we look like. It's really good. So she's posted some at the JV show dot com. These are really good, jess sake. So what are you working on now? So? I'm working on a Lebron James painting.

I know you're not the biggest fan of it. Are you capturing his like hair that's right there in the middle and then he sprays on sometimes hairline, you know, accurate during the game. But I've been working on this since literally last year, just like little bits here and there, so it's taken me forever. So I'm like, you know what, I need to set a deadline for myself, like once and for all, because if not, I'm just gonna keep like pushing it back. So my deadline is that by

the end of this month it needs to be completed. I still have quite a bit left though, so that might be like a very unrealistic deadline, but I need to do something to it. Just get Wow, these are really good. Those are some of my favorite. Do you sell your paintings? I used to do like commissioned paintings. So if somebody wanted me to draw like their dog or their family members, I would do that, but it would give me so wrong. Hey my mom passed away or whatever,

can you paint her? And then yeah, yeah, yeah, not mess it up. No. I would get anxious because I would have to do these orders. But I'd be like, Oh, I have this really great idea for something that I want to do. So I'd feel guilty for painting something that I wanted for myself because I knew I had to paint something for somebody else that they literally are paying me for. So I just wouldn't paint at all, like I'd avoid it. So it got to the point where

I was like, Yeah, I'm not gonna do this anymore. I'm just gonna paint like for fun. So do you hang them on your own wall? What do you do with them when you're done with them? They kind of are just there just leaning up against the wall. The one that's at the JV show dot com. That first one of Vicenta Fernandez, That one is hanging up at my mom's house. So I'm nice. Yeah, after Lebron, can you do one of Graham? Yeah? Maybe not on a

horse, but like gift, yeah, commissioned. I mean, I'm willing to pose in the nude if you're to capture it all you put me. My wife would want that picture, you guys. Yeah, but why do I have to suffer because somebody has to paint it. But we don't need you actually there to model it. She can just use her imagination. I mean, we know you're hairy, and that's kind of gross. Drinkage,

Like, it's not a cold it's not going to be cold day. Tell me what celebrity you want to look like, you know, just look up that celebrity and we get mistaken for brothers all the time. You're the time one that says that the time that he and I met in the Vegas airport, we even looked at each other like dude, We're like, I think we were separated at birth. We're very you're kind of giving Danny DeVito if we can gop it like dy DeVito. But never mind, all right,

go ahead, Grammy take over. Yeah. American men, according to a new survey, find themselves their own perception themselves. They think they are leading a super super healthy lifestyle. They think they're very healthy and everything's in good shape and they eat good. But then when they when researchers really kind of dove into it and asked them about the specific healthy habits, they found that most guys really didn't have any. I found that almost half of men do

not get a yearly physical forty four percent. There only fifty percent of men said they follow a healthy diet, So half of guys are not eating healthy despite again over eighty percent of guys saying yes, I'm a healthy person. Is that just because they look in the mirror and they're like, hey, I got some muscle, I must not be doing too bad. Yeah,

I mean I think everybody. I think, well, I want to ask you ladies in a second, because I think there is something too that I think we have a perception about ourselves that we're doing better than we probably are. We're taking better care of ourselves. But then when you really kind of break it apart and like, okay, are you doing this? Are you doing this? Are you exercising? Are you eating? Get and then we all go, oh, well, you know I used to or sometimes I

do, and we don't do it as much. Twenty seven percent of men admit to watching more than five hours of TV a day on average. God, so over a quarter of men are just actual couch potatoes. They're more than five hours of TV sitting on the couch, watching every single day. Now, ladies, like I said, where do what do you think? Do you think you're a healthy person? If you were asked by a researcher, are you leading a healthy lifestyle? What are you saying? No?

No, I'd say I'm trying. I'm not even trying. Between seven it's like energy drinks every day now. Sleeping like six hour naps, I'm not saying that's a full night's rest. That sounds incredibly healthy. Sleep is a key thing to health. I mean, that's one of the biggest things. I would say, Like if I was being pulled about this or you know, surveyed about this, I would say, I don't get enough sleep. Sleep is a huge component of health. But isn't there such a thing as

too much sleep. If Cheaty's sleeping six hours at night, yeah she's the day. Yeah, no movement. I will say, though, Cheaty and I have been keeping ourselves like accountable, so we have like this separate group chat for just like sending workout like Jim chickens. I really don't like that you guys are excluding Graham and I from all your little Yeah we're gonna get healthy without them. Yeah, want to just grams? And I don't even

have the time for that anyway. So yeah, my my fitness journey resumes next year, not this year. It'd be a great year's resolution for you. I think, you know, January maybe that's sorry if you look that day, just kick it over to the next year. You care is sea? This has been your healthiest ear, don't. I don't want you to. Yeah, well, I mean I recently had to, you know, cut back a lot on the workouts because which sucked. Well because of that.

Honestly, I think that's what started it, because the surgery had to take some time off, and then after that, I was like, you know what, let me just start saving some money. The wedding's coming up. Things are getting very expensive, and so I was going less and less, and when you go less and less, you feel less motivated to eat. Right in the app has been eating and then back to the energy drinks and yes, it's just the whole slippery slow effects, all right, So

New Year's resolution, you'll be joining me? Yes, basically, then you guys can have your own grew right. It's all the stuff you need to know, what's hot and music, movies, shows and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. So Joe Jonas has broken his silence. The Joe Rose were performing at Dodger Stadium when he decided to stop down. If you don't hear from these lips, don't believe from thank you everyone who love the supports me and my family love you, guys. So it sounds

like he's saying, don't believe, don't believe. I think all the talk in the blocks that he's running a smear campaign against Sophie Turner, which I still wholeheartedly believe he is. You're not going to change my mind. Well, I don't know wholeheartedly, but it definitely I do. Definitely seems that way. But until we hear it from those lips, those nice lists Jonas and then we're not gonna believe it. And why did he have to lick his lips right after he said that? Yeah. By the way, a

former Nickelodeon star Alexa Nicholas, she was on Zoe one on one. She threw a little shade at Joe on Friday. She could have gone without saying this because it has nothing to do with the divorce or anything whatsoever. But it's still interesting. So let's just unpack, Okay, she says, quote, I met Joe Jonas when we were teens, and let's just say he's the guy who wore a purity ring but asked for nudes. The truth comes out, you can. I thought the purity ring was those can't both those

things be true? Yes, you're wearing the purity rings, meaning you're saving yourself for marriage, right, that was the point of the Jonas purity rings, as I understood it. So asking for some nudes, that's just like, isn't that what the public like? You're like this wholesome, you know, true young man. He's waiting for the right person. Yet you're like

soliciting for nudes from mother Nickelodeon store. Everyone appreciates good nudes sometimes I'm just saying, you know, he you know, when the last time you got one? Graham got a nude? Yeah? Did your wife send you anny? No? Oh, okay, I'm sorry I asked. It's been a walk. I just celebrated my tenth anniversary. Yes, a little while you're about to be a newly wad. You're still in the honeymoon face. Yeah, nude? On, when's the last time you got one? When I

was in Vegas, looked out that part. I know full didbc the all the junk? What do you mean? Just? Uh, well, what's I mean? I don't know what you got? You know, I'm wanting we're painting a picture here, I don't panel on just to paint. It wasn't or wasn't like bad Bunny style where he like lowered the brightness to like knowt It wasn't all like not the the eggs in the basket, not the eggs but wait, not the giggle berriers. But the twig was there?

Yea? Yeah? Are you expecting to see every or you said? Was that? Can we see everything? So I'm telling you not everything. That'd be weird when you're a photography photographing the male body. Yeah, you're not gonna capture both so badly. Yeah. I just didn't know if it was like, you know, stand in front of the mirror flex shirtless, or if it was like a oh no, it was like, hey, wait you get back Yeah wow, I thought, ladies, we didn't want that.

Yeah, not from Randoms, you want it from your man. Oh okay, I have a story about Drew Barrymore does I didn't want to give a part now, really quick, really quick. Drew Barrymore has crossed the picket lines. According to the Writer's Guilt. So you know, everyone is still on strike. You know, there's the writers strike, which is why all like talk shows are shut down right now. Then there's the Hollywood strike where there's no production going on, no promoting going on. I'll come to

a screeching halt. Well, the Drew Barrymore Show season four is going to resume production and people are mad because hello, he goes against everything. Drew Barrymore defended her decision. She said that she's making the choice to come back for the first time in this strike for their show that may have her name

on it, but it's bigger than just her. She said, I own this choice, and we are in compliance with not discussing or promoting film and television that is struck of any kind, So she's not going to be promoting it. I don't know. TMZ. Well, TMZ said that it sounds like she may go forward without any writers, because that's the only way that you can be in compliance. And is she that funny to like write her own stuff? That's that's my thing. Yeah, she doesn't even care about

Drew Brymore. I don't understand. You know who Drew Barrymore is. I've seen her from the Park Show. I still know that's right. But season four, if anyone cares, they don't, it's gonna premiere September eighteenth, and we'll see how that how that goes with everything else still being shut down. I'm still trying to picture your man naked. Why, I'm just wondering, like, what the picture? You want to see it? No?

I don't want well, no, I don't want to see it, but I just think I'm curious about like the setting of it and the angle and the so you could take some notes and then send it to Kate. I think my couple should do this, Honestly, we went's the way to this right, No, that's my advice to you. No, I'm not I'm not. I'm not mocking it anyway. I'm just curious about like the actual the actual picture, Like, well's the video? Really? Why? Why

did not see that coming? We got to move forward the JV show one before we get to something new, Jess wants to share it that she's considering doing no spend September. Well, if I know what that is. In a couple of minutes, really quick, our photos from home. We're bring pictures from our weekend every Monday morning. Let's check them out, talk about them really quick. These are all on the JB show dot com. By the way, mine is from the wedding that I am ce last night.

So this is myself and the beautiful bride Ruby. That's a very beautiful picture. You guys both look fantastic. Are people annoyed by the Sunday wedding? Like? What's the general vibe with a crowd of like are people really like are they hitting the bar hard? Or like, oh man, I gotta work tomorrow. No, they were hitting the bar hard. I would I mean, I would assume if anyone is going to a Sunday wedding, you get the day off the next day, you know what I mean? They

were still they were still partying. Good good, that's the best kind of wedding. My pictures up. After my kids' soccer games on Saturday, swung by the job site and I put my wife's future. I installed my wife's future Dutch door in her She has an office space. My wife works from home. Remind me, is that like a Dutch oven. No, remember it's different. The top half of the door could work. The top or the bottom half can be open or closed independently of one another, where you

would walk to the Dutch oven out. Okay, I need a little election in there, but put the door in. And she's really excited about her space coming together because she's been working from home in a not so ideal set up for a long time. So when we someday finished this house, she'll have her own. It's all coming together mine. There was like some rain and thunderstorm and Selinas on Saturday morning, so that was a little crazy to wacome too. Yeah, it was just like random, I don't know where.

So then after that the sun came out. It was beautiful. So after breakfast, like my boyfriend and I we went on a little walk your giants, her team? How did that game go? Yesterday? This was on Saturday, before I knew how this game was gonna go. It's funny because I already knew this was the picture that I wanted to present today, Right, So I'm texting him yesterday like, how am I supposed to bring in this photo from home after yesterday's games? I know you don't give a

part about about sports, but they lost forty to nothing. Wow? That burn the shirts? Yes and cheety your photo from home? So yeah, I went to a frat party and super drunk, so I had to take a junk Sophie in the bathroom with my friend and the toilet seats open and down. Definitely a frat boy bathroom. Stuff at the top, what is the like five and one choo at the top, the shampoo and stuff at the top. It's yeah, one of their girlfriends brought them a plant.

You know they didn't do that on their own. That's nicer than any college bathroom I ever had. It's got nice tile. Look at the mirror, it's got like some fancy frame on it. But yeah, good cheati that's on You close the seat a picture close the toilet seat. What are you doing? I didn't even realize that was okay? All right, Jess. So oh, by the way, the photos go check them at the jab

show dot com. All right, so what is no spend September? So apparently you pick like one of your problem areas, like an area where you tend to spend a lot of money on, and you just like you decide what you can buy and what you can't buy, and then you're like my rent. Yeah, so then you're you you stop pretty much purchasing that item.

So I figured, you know what, I tend to be the type of person where like I have an event coming up, I'm like, you know, like I need to find the perfect outfit for that event, so I go out and buy new shoes, buy a new outfit and accessories on all this. So I was like, let me not do that. Let me like save a little bit of money. So I'm gonna do no spend September on anything. Clothes, shoes, accessories. I don't think you can make it. I don't know if I can't. I don't think you can.

The thing is, though I don't have that many events, like big events happening this month. Yeah, month, like, but I couldn't do October because October I want to do like at least three costumes and that's going to require me to buy a bunch of things. Right, So you picked the easiest month to do it. But I don't think she's picking the month. If this is a thing, it's no spender thing. It is no spend October. It just happens to be September. Well, no wonder people

picked it as as September. It's the easiest month. There's nothing going on. Well, you'd be surprised because I still want to buy stuff. What would you guys give? Like? Yeah, what do you spend the most on food while eating out? Yeah? Yeah, I can't give that up, though I know it's so hard. Mine's obviously door dash. Yeah,

there's no way I can give it up. I don't really have anything right now because every dollar I make goes directly into this house project, and I can't give that up because I got to try to finish building this house. I don't spend much money on myself ever. I don't know. That's kind of sad. So maybe maybe you could. Because I was reading I was reading about this woman Alexis Howard. She's she lives here in San Francisco.

She's twenty eight years old, and she's somehow her tiktoks have gone on a viral because she shares how she lives on a budget of just fifty dollars a month. That's not including her bills. Okay, bills are paid, but the fifty dollars is like the extra that she uses for fun stuff things that she has to buy, eating out or whatever. And I don't know how anyone could survive on. She says that she's doing it like she went over

let's say July. Here, this is what she spent in July. She spent fourteen dollars sixty six cents on ice cream for her and a friend, eight dollars and a cup of tea during a night out, ten dollars and a cover charge for her friend's birthday, and then eight dollars to get on one of the rides at the boardwalk. But that sounds boring the whole month. Yeah, I mean that's one one month that she treated herself to one

cup of tea, Like, how do you spend all that? If you sit at home and your bills include all your Netflix and stuff like that, and that's counted. And then are you just sitting home watching TV? Because what are you gonna do, Like, you can't go to a bar that fifty will get blown up in the first ten seconds you walk in the door. You can't go to a restaurant. If you go into a restaurant in the Bay Area, you can't get you can't get an appetizer and a drink

for less than fifty bucks. Now, I mean, it's just like that money that's just not realistic. And then what happens when you have an outside is she including like unexpected expenses, like oh, I need an oil change this month. Fifty bucks ain't gonna get you that oil change. Fall into like the bills, you know what I mean, there's like anybody can do that then like if all your bills are paid, No, I still couldn't because just a little extra stuff like Graham was saying, like going out to

eat, Yeah, that's my favor in an hour. Yeah, you basically have to eliminate doing anything fun stuff because a ticket to anything or going to again any bar, restaurant, anything like that, fifty bucks ain't gonna get you through the month, let alone one visit there. Can I ask just one more thing about this no spend Siftember. It's September eleventh today. I do want to take a moment and honor September eleventh at some point this morning.

But you're starting, We're a bunch of the way through the month already. Is this really like you guys gave me all this crap about when I did dry July and weekends were exempt. Do we give her the same hard time about no spend September. You're starting at eleven days? I mean I can go through October eleventh. Yeah, I think, yes, Ober twelve. Everything's going down after that because I'm gonna have to give a folloween Custer. Okay, so October eleven months? Okay? Are we all doing this?

No? No The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Let's get to some talkbacks. This first one, I know it has to do with no spend September. The Jess is telling us about where we each pick a thing that we spend a lot of our money on and people are trying to not spend this month on that certain thing. Good Morning JV Show nine nine. Let also no spend September. I want to know if Graham is participating in sober September. That's what I'm curious about. All right, guys,

have a good day. Oh good question. Well you didn't you know me last night? Obviously a concert last night, I had a bunch of beers, So that one's out the window. Nor would I want to participate in that. I successfully completed drying lot And I think did I do dry January this year? Too? Think so? I think I did. I might have completed that. We also, so my things like that are done for the year. Jess brought this one up. She's on her own on this one. She's got to do it. No spend September. Oh, we

each brought photos from home. You can see all of them at the jabshow dot com. Jess's photo, she's got her New York Giants shirt. She's a fan of born and raised in Selina's. Well, I'm born not born in Selena. Sorry, but you are a West Coast You've lived on the West Coast right the entire time in the United States. Yes, okay, but you're a New York Giants fan for sure. Yeah, because my boyfriend is who gives the fart God, everyone talkbacks for Jess Graham, I hope

that you will allow this. But Cowboys, how about them? Cowboys love you, guys, have a good start to your week. Thank you? Are we allowing that? I still don't want that out to sea. I'm gonna have that stricken from the podcast because, like as much as I appreciate, I get Jazz getting trolled, we're in the New York Giants gear and they totally get stomped yesterday forty to nothing, forty to nothing at home against the Cowboys. Don't bring that Cowboys talk on my show. Nope, get

out of here, all right, Graham. So, speaking of the Cowboys, Dak Prescott, quarterback of the Cowboys, A lot of people have some thoughts about his most recent tattoo. I guess he got a really really big tattoo covers his entire leg. He got it this offseason, and we're learning that he spent eleven hours sedated. They put him under for this for eleven hours so the tattoo artists could complete this work of art, if you want

to call it that, all in one fell swoop. And I think even the team's own the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, as well as his coach, they've been fielding questions about this because a lot of people are like, hey, you signed this guy to a ton of money. Do you think it's sort of like a reckless offseason activity to go to be put under? Because we know there are risks of its risks, there are risks involved with that. Eleven hours, do you guys think he's a total pe word? For?

Yes, put under for a tattoo. I don't discuss this before, but eleven hours. There's a lot of celebrities that will do this that way. If it's a big piece, they could have multiple artists come and just like knock it out hello fast. But yes, it makes you a p word. How about you just be normal? And if you're gonna get a tattoo, then you have to experience it. Yeah, you want you want to feel the pain, experience all the pain. Nobody wants to feel pain.

But I'm sorry, that's kind of like what getting a tattoo is. And if you can't handle it, don't get it. Yeah, and if it's going to be for a really long period of time, I know a lot of people like split it into like actually takes some time, but that's part of it. This is the artist we know work in his masterpiece.

Okay, let's just say that I'm sure this is being put under for eleven hours is an experience, a very expensive option, one that you or I and everybody listen, we can't afford that, right, this is the most expensive tattoo. It cost more than probably our you know whatever, costs more than your car. What if that was an option and it costs the exact same to tattoo or you know whatever the price is to get the tattooed.

Like, look, we could do it this way, or we could just knock you out eleven hours, get it all done once, or you can keep coming back here over the next six weeks or whatever it's going to take to do this and it's gonna be painful, or we knock it out all the same it's the same price. We'll just knock it out all in one day, eleven hours, you wake up and it's going to be done. Don't be as you wouldn't take that option. No, unless there's going to

be like doctors watching me, because I don't trust there are. This is a medically supervised procedure, the tattoo. Yeah, they're not doing it. This isn't a medically supervised safe environment. Still no, still no, really, I just don't want to be put under I'm kind of scared of that. Not even that, not even that. But you're going for as tattoo, just being normal and set your butt down and get the tattoo. I'd take though you have to be put under it. I wouldn't have to if

they were the same. Here's my options. Go for the next six weeks, once a week every you know, once however often to do this massive tattoo. And it's going to drag out and go all and and if it was the same price and they coun put you under, knock it out in one day, put me under. Don't care. No, I like to feel it. I'm gonna take that. And something about the little bodo, you know what I mean, Like it's just so satisfying. That's satisfying for

these little tattoos. But something that's covering your entire leg, like covering your entire leg, it's piece of work. Look, I love making fun of Dak Prescott and calling him a woos for for this, but I'm just saying, if you would do the same thing, if you had, if you had the option, and it didn't cost anymore. You get that tattoo done one day? Sure, the JV Show on Wild Night four nine. I thought I'd be doing a lot worse for a Monday, but it ain't so

bad. Ye, Happy Monday's the JV Show. I'm Selena and I'm just let's bring on John. Hi, John, good morning? Going on? Not much? How is the weekend look like? Black End? You guys hear that? Yeah? What's going on over there? John? On? A pretty good man? That work man. I didn't hear what I want? You know what I'm mean? You listen, this is John buddy friendo. Yeah, this is how the JV Show. You have no game works. You didn't win anything because you haven't played the game yet. So I'm

gonna I'm gonna start the music. Okay, we do. I have a prize for you. You have a chance to win a pair of tickets to Zikaliuchi's at the Oakland Arena, but you gotta get three out of four trivia questions, right. Okay, that's how the game works. So let's just get into able to see what happens. Here's question number one. What planet in our Solar system is known for its rings? Jock yep, that's an easy one. Come on now, all right, John. Question number two,

what type of cracker bills itself as the snack that smiles back? The crackers? Oh, cracker jack? I mean it's goldfish goldfish crackers snacks. Come on, John, Yeah, yeah, see I don't. I don't me either, Yeah me, neither are Yeah they are good. Here's question number three on a circle. Okay, picture of circle on a circle? The radius is the measurement of what distance? Oh yeah, I'm hast gotta get this one around. Gott takes today. Come on. The correct answer

was the center of the circle to the outside. That's the radius to any point there I on the outside, the boundary of the cirpent the radius. All right? Question number four, because Mount Rushmore is there? What states slogan is the Mount Rushmore state? John, South Dakota Rushmore South Dakota. You are You are so close, John, I'm gonna put you on hold. Maybe you can squeeze some tickets out of cheat because you didn't have to squeeze. It's hard because that was not a good show in John, I

expected better for John tried his best, didn't you. John? So John, hang on and we'll see what cheaty, what you can work out of her? Oay, hang on, It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. Oh really quick. The weekend box office. I know a lot of you guys went out to go watch some movies. Coming to number three, My big, my big fat Greek wedding. Excuse

me, The third part ten made ten million dollars opening weekend. We need a third one of those. No, we didn't need a second, you know. Coming to number two, Equalizer three May twelve point one mill and then the number one movie of the weekend, The None two made thirty two point six million dollars. So Ashton Kutcher, Emila Kunis, you may have

seen a lot about them over the weekend. They were in the hot seats after defending Danny Masterson, who, if you don't know, Danny Masterson is the guy who was on that seventy show with Ashton Amila and he was just sentenced to thirty years for you know, the worst kind of sexual assaults. Well Friday, we found out after Danny sentencing, By the way, we

found out after that Mila and Ashton wrote character letters to the judge. They were among around fifty people who did this and advocated for Danny before he was sentenced. And this shook a lot of people because Hello, how can you defend a guy like this? Ashton Amila? They broke their silence on Saturday.

They posted this video. A couple months ago. Danny's family reach out to us and they asked us to write character letters to represent the person that we knew for twenty five years, so that the judge could take that in a full consideration relative to the sentencing. The letters were not written to question the legitimacy of the judicial system or the validity of the jury's ruling. They were intended for the judgtionry and not to undermine the testimony of the victims or

reach hamatize them in any way. We would never want to do that, and we're sorry if that has taken place. Our heart goes out to every single person who's ever been a victim of sexual assault sexual abuse. Only why would you? I just don't understand still writing the character letter because you're even though you're not defending what he did, you're trying to convince the judge that he's a decent human being and that he should be given a lot of sentence

and he's not. Yeah, clearly he's not. Because there were a lot of other allegations outside of these ones that were presented in this case. Yeah, they were just not relevant to this sentencing. There was a lot of stuff going on. Why would you do this? I just didn't think it was going to be put out there. Probably, I think that's what it was. No one's going to find out because Ashton even said in that he's like it was for the judge to see, thinking that's the only person who

would ever see it. Can we talk about the acting job in that video that they posted, because ash cut makes it sound like it's more conversationally, he's apologized, it's a little heartfelt, and then she comes in and she's clearly reading que cards good. So I thought the same thing. It's like, Ashon's a great actor, but Miila, she could use some lessons. It was not good. And if you're gonna do that, just put out

a written statement, do you know what I mean? They should just push a written statement, because if you were just going to be reading your written statement and it's so clearly just being read right. I know your statement. Ed Sharon pissed off a lot of fans. He was supposed to perform in Vegas Saturday night. Less than an hour before the show was supposed to start,

he posted that it was going to be canceled, postponed. Actually so, he said, there were some challenges during the loading of the show, whatever that means, making it impossible to move forward. So there is a new date and all the tickets from this weekend are going to be honored. However, let's keep in mind it's Vegas. People travel to Vegas, you know, and they get tickets for a show, so it's not easy for everyone to just rebook flights and Hotel says that's thousands of dollars with the money.

So a lot of people are like, thanks for the free show that we can't even go to d not only that Saturday. While they're waiting for the show to start, there are fans in line outside forever in over one hundred degree heats, no no water, little shade, zero communication as to what is going on. Some fans were legit passing out, throwing up, needing medical attention. They opened the gates late and had the nerve to like

then open concession stands. So the venue Allegiance Stadium was still taking everyone's money just for them to like go home off. Yes, as they also I would for some reason think that heat still go on with a show, Like, how impossible was it? Really? You have probably a mic in the back that works, like people just want to hear you sing, right, he said, a problem with a load in though, so maybe like like the stage stuff, but just maybe stands somewhere, just like speaker equipment.

I don't know, but he said it was impossible to move forward. So I don't I don't blame Ed. Actually I don't. Yeah, I don't. I don't blame Ed. But maybe his management or whatever could have been a little more clear and they should have canceled it earlier knowing this was the issue. You've got to give people as much advantage morning as you can, Graham, what are you having trending? All? Right? Well, the

NFL season got off to a great start for Bay Area football fans. Really good for the Niners, and you know, Raiders squeaked out and win against Denver, so that was good too, but mostly for Niners fans because they totally pounded the Steelers on the road in Pittsburgh. The big question mark heading

into the game was how Brock Purdy was going to play. He was returning to regular season action for the first time since Terry's ucl in his throwing elbow and last season's NFC Championship game, and he went right back to his winning ways. He led the team to a thirty to seven route of the Steelers Purty through two touchdowns to Brandon Aiyuk, who's being covered by Steelers dB Patrick Peterson, which was extremely satisfying because Peterson was on a podcast this week saying

that Purdy has a bunch of tells. He basically gives away in advance what play is going to be run. And Peterson guaranteed that he'd get an interception in the game against Brock Purty. He did not. Instead, he got two touchdowns thrown against them. It was interesting, It was very sweet and for all the Brock Purty fans out there, I thought this was interesting.

In Alaska Airlines they announced Andy fans this season, this entire season, if you're wearing a Brock Purty jersey, you will be given priority boarding to board the plane. They have some sort of partnership going with Brock Purtty. So if you are going to be flying Alaska Airlines, you want to get on that plane first, make sure you're wearing your Brock pretty jersey. I love that. Next up for the Niners road game against the Rams. So they're

starting the season back to back road games. But great way to start the season. And congrats to Raiders fans as well. You guys got to win your first base of you in the AFC West as well. Well. I gotta give him props. They got my boy Jimmy G on the team now and and he's still your boy. And to me, after what he did to us, what do you mean what he did to us? I don't know. Did he do something? No, performed very honorably for a team,

the Niners kind they were the ones casting him aside. I just always find it satisfying and funny that as much as the Raiders fans ripped on Jimmy G when he was the loved dating, now he's your boy. He threw a couple of touchdown passes the JV Show on Wild nine nine. So Jess had the audacity to wear in her photo from Home Today, a New York Giants shirt. Yeah, what the hell before they lost? Even if what's wrong with you? Yeah? Come on? So the Giants did get pounded,

Graham was telling me by the Cowboys nothing, Yeah, embarrassing. Now we have some talkbacks. Hey, guys, it's a Gassier from San Jose. I listened to you guys every morning and gets some through the day by Graham. I'm a Cowboys fan. We won. I know you're a Niners fan, but we'll see when when we meet up this year. We're gonna kick you guys. But how will go one? Guys? Sounds like a threat to me. Yeah, and we've heard that the last couple of seasons

in a row. And I don't know. The Niners only bounced the Cowboys out of the playoffs like every single year lately, and to stop them every time. So I'm sure, Yeah, bring the trash talk, but the receipts are helping you here, right. I also I don't like all the cowboy talk here on Wilday for night Bay Area station. Can we get some thank you? Good show? What's gone on Happy Monday? This is Isaac you already know from where I just want to say, how about them?

Nine yo? Let's go man. That was amazing about these cowboys Dallas, get out, get out of here with that. Graham, thank you for not cursing them on Friday. Love you for that. Yeah, we don't want Graham to start up another Graham curse. The Graham curse is not real. I have guaranteed Niner wins on this show many many times, and guess what happened then Niners won. Fall to guarantee that I made okay, fabricated curse. It's just salty because the one time he came in to meet us,

we locked him in another studious so sweaty it happened. So like Isaac's act, go Niners, not your cowboy friend out here. All right, So we have one more talk aback here. Dosen't has to do with all the new changes come into BART today. Good morning Jav's show. This is your guys' friend Leslie from San Jose. Did you guys hear about all of those new BART changes, about how they're only using new trains, they're shorter at the time, the schedules are different. Do you do any of you

take Bart? What's your guys take on this new Bart policy and everything, or just committing in general with those with public transportation. All right, take care, Happy Monday, Happy Monday. Hey, thanks you. That's top back. Yeah, so I think everyone knows BART ridership is way down compared to what it was pre pandemic. Weekend ridership is only about sixty five percent of what it was, while during the week ridership is like forty percent of

what it was. So they're trying to do everything they can to get people back on there. So there are a lot of changes that are taking place starting today. She mentioned the new trains, So over the weekend they started getting rid of the legacy. Yeah, a moment. All the old ones are off the track. It's only the new ones now. As for the changes, it says here that writers are only gonna have to wait twenty minutes

for a train. Bart is adding trains in the evening. Now, Yellow Line riders we'll see trains running ten minutes apart on weekdays until nine pm. Richmond Line writers will see trains running every ten to fifteen minutes apart on the weekends. And they're hoping that people are going to start liking what they see and start you know, hopping on Bart more often. Yeah, I think this is a good move. Do I think it's going to work and we're

ever going to see numbers like they were that I don't know. It's gonna be tough for them to make up the budget shortfall that they've incurred over the last few years. And a lot of people have changed their community habits and or they don't commute anymore. We'll still have a lot of those people that don't commune anymore that used to ride Bart. So Bart's gonna I don't think ever make up that deficit. But the new trains are on the track. That's at least nice. It's cool. Yeah, I know. I'm here

for the changes and I hope it works. The old ones were stinkier, just slightly stinkier than the new ones. So this brings me to this a quest for Jess. Oh it was so big, you guys forgot it. I already know where this is going and I love it. No, we teased this a couple of weeks ago that we wanted Jess to take a Bart right somewhere. You know. It kind of bothers me that these are like the new nice ones. I want to get an old jet right on the old trains, So Jess. Yeah this week, Oh you are going to

get on a new, nice, luxury Bart. Right, Well that's not Yeah, I don't oversell it, you know what I mean. But I think we're gonna give you a little creative freedom on this. So it was my idea, let's have her help on Bart. And initially I was like, let's take Bart from the city to the city just, you know, any any stop or whatever, just to kind of just to experience it. But then Graham had a great idea, why don't we have just perform on Bart? Yeah, because I saw this viral video. I saw this viral

video on Twitter, these guys performing on the subway in New York. They're doing like this dance dude. It was dope, right, and I was like, you know what, this is amazing. That's what Bart is missing. We don't have that same you know, some performances breakout on Bart from time to time, but nothing in the subway. That's like the main stage. Bart needs to become the main stage for talent. So I don't want

to give you like an exit this is where you're getting off. I want to make sure you have enough time to do whatever you're doing on Bart. So that's where your creative control comes in. You. You can go ahead and pick where you where you want to go. I do think though, that we give you a theme, okay, a theme of like what Ed Sharon because he's in town this week. So it could be a musical performance, it could it could be a dance performance. Yeah, I think we

leave that up to you. Okay, So I can go anywhere pretty much. But all I have to do is like perform something with Ed shar Yeah, okay, week's Quest for Jazz. And you need at least three people to clop for it whenever you fish. And they can't be your parents, and they cannot be cheating. One of them can and one of them cannot be cheating. Yes, okay, do you accept? I accept? I think I think I can do this. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Good good morning, Graham, Jazz. I mean everyone, I

want to say, bloody guy, have a good morning. By They don't even live here anymore, like get over it. It was a good win for Las Vegas against the division rival, the Broncos, and my boy Jimmy g l led them, led them to a very gutsy win. He had a gutsy performance that Jimmy g I think he won over a lot of Raiders fans and a lot of the Raiders players too. Really, yes, did

a lot of players not really. They weren't like feeling him before. I don't know if they were fully like bought in, but now, like you know, I think they are. They had a lot of British players even said that after the game they respected him. You know, he got kind of banged up in that game and he came back out and threw a touchdown, you know, right following he charged out of the medical tent. Boom touchdown. That was after he threw an interception in the endzone. But like

that's a different They got to win, Jess. Yes, So Zoom nightmare what happened? And not to you, thankfully. No, I don't even know what I would have done. So a new hire joined a Zoom meeting, right, and he didn't realize and this is like, you know, step number one, this is what you do. You check your camera. He didn't realize his camera and mike were both on and he took a full on shower in front of his entire cells. Why so everyone saw everything?

Yeah, so nobody was able to, like, I guess, turn off his mic or his camera because none of the hosts that had that ability had joined yet. But everybody else, So everybody, aren't you like yelling at him like hey Robert whatever, yeah's assuming yeah, have his his sound on or anything. But he didn't notice. So the woman telling the story on TikTok is like he has to resign after this, right, Yes, you never show your face or any other body part at that place ever, again,

I think you have to. How long if you were one of the other people on the zoom are you watching it? Are you clicking on that window to bring it full screen? No? You're not. Yeah, just a curioity, you you you just you look to see like what's going on there? And then you're like oh and then you cover your eyes like oh I shouldn't be looking at this. No, you're bringing that. You bring

on that full screen, you hit screen. Yeah, you are watching that channel to see how long it takes until he notices what he's made himself out to be. And also you're watching it's twenty twenty three, you know, like Zoom meetings have been going on for so long now, you would don't, don't you know how to get on one properly. Why is she zoom in the show like me in the shower? You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm assuming he wanted, Like, you know, when you need

to multitasker at the same time. That is so stupid. My wife will do that. She's on call, she's on showers, making front of her home. No, not the showers, but she'll bring her laptop while she's on a call, go off camera, make the kids lunches or whatever. You have to be able to multitask if you're working from home and you have kids and stuff. So like, there are times, Yeah, you you're bringing your laptop or whatever with you into a location that it's not normally at.

Now, are you going full on shower? No, you're not taking a shower. Although if it's just a meeting that you know you're not gonna have to contribute at all too, and it's just one that you're gonna listen to. Yeah, I guess I don't really see an eche. I don't have an issue with that, although okay, will ever aim the laptop right at the shower, dummy? Even if you double check that your camera's off, you still turn it slightly away. Have you guys heard of girl hammers?

Like we had girl dinner, we talked about girls girl hammers trending. A girl hammer is the things that girls will use as a hammer, because I mean, most of us we don't have like a tool kid handy when we got to like hang a picture or something, and so we use these like random objects, brushes, books, shoes, anything that we can find to kind of like camber that nail in there or whatever we're trying to do.

Have you guys done this because I have, oh, anything that I have that is sturdy enough that will do the job that's getting my water bottle. I have this beat up ice cream scooper that I don't even use, but i'ves hung on too it because it's funny because now there's like all these holes in it from me, your hammer? What about aj does he have? He does this is? I've had this for years, yeah, and it's just the most beat up thing you've ever seen. Jess, What have

you used as a girl? I have used like shoes before, anything sturdy, like uh, scissors, Oh yeah, scissors before what else? I mean really anything back its sturdy enough too. A candle like you know those big candles from Bath and body Works. That works too. Oh, that's a little more dangerous because it's like, I feel like we've all done this. If you don't have a tool handy that you need, you're like, what can I use? Two grounds. I think everybody's used a girl handmer

at one point, Like, I don't have what can I use? And we've all we've all pounded something that soon careful. Can't say that with something that wasn't meant to be. Yes, there was the JV Show on Wild that's Nicki minaj I Spice CHEETI that Ice Spice is doing something with with what Yeah, but she's doing a collab with dunkin Donuts. Oh, I'm not sure what it is yet, but that's exciting anything. I Spice, I am here for by the way, I'm Selena, I'm Graham, I'm Jest,

and I'm che We are the JV Show Happy Monday. Oh, before we get to this change the Amazon made and I don't like it at all. Elon Musk revealed and a new biography that he has a third kid with Grimes, his ex. All these kids have these like crazy names. This one. I'm not sure how to pronounce like the other ones. I'm gonna try, though. Techno mechanicis Oh god, your techno mechanicists sounds like a video game or what have you been doing, dude, I've been playing Techno

Mechanicist all night right now? Oh my god, why do they do this? Because he's Elon and that's just what does so. I kind of feel like Amazon is starting to crack down on people who took advantage of their return policy. I feel like Amazon was one of the very lenient ones when it came to returns. They could be because they were making so much money Amazon.

They make it so easy. You just drop it off at whatever ups or a drop off location, And if my memory is correct, I feel like when you drop it off then they would give you your money back. Yeah, like not even when they receive it. It's when you drop off you get your money back. And they gave you two options. You could either have it back send back to your Amazon account to spend on something else,

or they could refund it back to your bank account. Yeah. So I had to return my wedding shoes because I they had a lot of Amazon they have like a try on so's I can keep it for seven days whatever. If you don't like it, just in a back No big deal. So I put the those things on. Thirty minutes later, I wanted to like cut my feet off. I was like, there's no way I can wear these two my weddings. I was like, these are going getting sent back. I went to go, you know, tell the app that I'm

going to return it. Not only do they have to receive the shoes, like actually have it back in their warehouse to give you the money. They don't even give you the option now to have it sent back to your bank account. Now it's only like an Amazon credit really for everything. Now, see, this is the only thing I've returned, so I don't know if it's for everything, but this is the only option they gave me. And I don't think that they should be doing that. No, I feel like

that happened to me one time. But I have to go through all the way and then change it directly, because at first it just went straight to an Amazon credit and I was like, I don't want that. So I had to go into Amazon, like into my account or historic account thing and then click send it to my credit or to my debit card. Oh, so maybe you can transfer the credits to No, you have to press it before you like submit or something like that. But wh and you are going

to use the Amazon credit? I spend that money on Amazon. To assume that about me? You know, I want about all of us. We're all going to spend that money there. But like, what about the people that want their money back? Just be realistic people, You're gonna end up

spending You're gonna spend that same amount someday on Amazon. But I do get Amazon getting really fed up with the returns because it was so easy for people to return anything, and people were scamming the system and they don't like open the boxes and check. Graham, you're saying there was a guy we talked about this on the JB Show a long time ago, a guy who would

send back dirt. Yeah, he would just take whatever item they got and then refill the box to the exact same weight of whatever item he had ordered, and you just put dirt in there, and then he would send it back. And he did this, and then he would whatever item that that he did order. He was selling those in his own like shop, and so he was making money on all the stuff that he was buying and then getting credited back for so he got like merchandise for whatever his shop was for

like a year or more. He scam insane amount of money because Amazon was never opening the boxes that were getting sent back, a lot of them. I mean, that's the crazy thing about Amazon. They're making so much money and the volume of stuff that they're shipping and selling, they don't have time to be like, Okay, let's some open these and put these back on the shelf here. No, like a lot of stuff was just getting thrown

away, like it was just getting chucked out. And finally somebody had opened one of those boxes and was like, hey, it's just dirt here, and then that unraveled the whole thing. But like he may have never been caught, could have kept going for a long time. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. But let's talk about Britney Spears child support. So she currently pays Kevin Federline for her two sons,

Jaden James and Sean Preston. What I love most about this is that our precious, precious Jess here. Didn't even know Britney Spears had kids. Why I could not remember this, be honest, there's just so many headlines all the time. It's how old are they are? They like newborns? Are they like? They're they're older? One of them is almost eighteen. They're the ones a few years younger than now, so they're in their teens currently. They live with dad. They've been with dad for a long time.

I don't even I can't even recall a time where Brittany had them. I think she sees them from time used to before they hated her because of all the sexy videos that she posted. Yeah, I hear no headlines about her and kids. That's because they live in Hawaii now with Kevin Beatleline. Well, Kevin currently gets forty thousand dollars a month in child supports. Being nice. I want to pause there, just really quick, because do you need

that money to raise a kid? Of course it'd be nice. I would love to have that much, But if we're doing it on the nickels and dimes, but we'd get paid forty thousand dollars seems a little excessive. But you know, it's different when you're a celebrity. You have to keep them

with the lifestyle that they're accustomed exactly. So to TMZ, Kevin is actually looking into the possibility of going back to court to ask for more chow support because when that forty grandom month was agreed on, it was when they were splitting up time with the kids, so he would have him fifty percent of the time, she would have them fifty percent of the time. Now that he has them a hundred percent of the time, it has for some years, he's like, hold on, hold on, this is not fair.

I should be having more pure. Plus he sees the shot clock ticking because they turn eighteen and then it's done right, Yes, so you gotta get to more. The oldest only has a few more a few weeks. I think smart Lizzo being called out for this unnecessary video that she posted yesterday, Lizzo does what she does best. She posted a twerking video she was dancing to Cardi B and Megan the Salion's new song. But let the comments are like, not only is this unnecessary, but are we just going to act

like she didn't sexually harass her dancers and then not apologize for it? So they're not letting that go. And then I also get the sense that they're just tired of seeing her twerque all the time, like they're just kind of over that. Like maybe it's cool at first, but it's been a couple of years now, Lizzo, we've seen it. I don't mind the twerking, do you guys know? But I just think all of the allegations put like a bad taste in my mouth that Yeah, I agree with that.

I don't want to taste her twerking anymore. But how about this? Yesterday I got a DM from you know, one of our listener friends, Melanie on Instagram, and she showed me send me a picture that she was at Ross and what does she find on the clearance rack? Stuff from Lizzo's line clearance at Ross? Don't get your Yeah, get a discouncer. Yeah, he said they'll get those. Just kidding, Yeah, because I think people

really like the bat brand. The why of being sold at row because of probably everything that's going on with her, But so yeah, you know, go get some comfies for cheap Graham. What do you have inside today'side's trending? All right? Because it is nine to eleven, we do need to take a moment mark the twenty second anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center towers in New York. They were the worst ever terrorist attacks on

US soil. Close to three thousand people lost their lives on that infamous day. Tribute's going to be taking place at the nine to eleven Memorial and Museum today, as well as countless places across the country. President's going to be speaking on it later as well. I think he's in Alaska randomly, so he's gonna be speaking on it from there. Hard to believe, though, that it has been twenty two years since then. Whoa, it's crazy, that's insane the amount of time that's gone by. I know, do you

remember what you're what you were doing where you were. Yeah, I was in preschool. I'm only twenty six right now, so I had just you know what I was. My mom was nursing me, and she remember her saying, you should be watching the news right now. And I couldn't talk because I was just a baby. Yeah, yeah, totally. I still

wasn't created. Yeah, I wasn't even thought of. Nope, we were, but I thought you guys were like, well, like twenty four yeah, you're like twenty eight right, Oh, I'm older than you guys. According to this you are my girl math I have. I honestly have no recollection of it because I was still living in Mexico, so I was like a tiny little pebblo, Like, no news of that. That's crazy to me. Yeah, so anything else? Yeah, quick update on the World

Cup kiss. You know, when Spain's soccer president kissed when the female players on the mouth on stage following their World Cup win. Well, finally, after an incredible amount of backlash and protests from fans and players and people throughout the soccer community, Louis Rubialis has resigned from his role as president of the

country's soccer federation. He's still, however, may be facing some criminal charges the attorney general there we talked about this file, the formal complaint against him for sexual assault and coercion. So wow, he finally stepped down on the guy was so defiant and like, now I didn't do any wrong doing it, and this is a witch hunt, and he went on and on and on. Finally, yeah, bro, you did it. You got caught.

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