The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Graham, how's the house coming along? Dude, you guys, it's good. It's good. Dry walls up. They're taping their mudd and the guys are in there. You know, it's real cold in there for real? Can I say real cold? Because you have some of your house on your Christmas card that I got. Loved the card, by the way, like your daughter I think drew a little heart on the envelope that was so cute. I don't get one. Oh well, here's the thing, you guys, is like, you know,
you have to address something. It's like I don't have your address, and it's like, you know, I'm still like trying to respond back to a text Cheese said, like two weeks ago. Let alone, Like I don't have time to get her address to send the card. You said you mailed at one hundred and fifty of them and that's the max. So yeah, I hit the masks maybe next year. Number My hand got tired from
the can't and got tired from putting a little heart on. Okay, describe it looks amazing, Thank you, looks really just took our We took our Christmas call off to post. At some point we took our Christmas card picture just standing there on the back side of the job site. So you see tarps and stuff on the side of the house and you can see a little glimpse of it. Yeah, but it's a you know, it's a it's
it's very much in progress still and way to go. Yeah. So yesterday I was doing we have kind of like this back I don't know, kind of balcony type thing. It's like a deck. But anyways, I'm putting this waterproof coating surfacing on it. I've never used this stuff before. I figured, like, why not give it a try, Let's do something different. And so it's got the it kind of rolls on like really really thick paint, but it's colored, you know, so like this is like the
finished coat. It's gonna be like this kind of like tope tan color, I don't know what you call it. And you got to get the you want this like surface to be real nice and smooth. And so I'm out there, yeah, yesterday, and I'm getting ready to just I'm just starting to roll out some of this coat and brush some of this stuff on. And again, you know, once you've laid this stuff out. You can't
can't touch it, you can't walk on it, nothing. You just gotta let it dry, just and hope that it, you know, lays out just pristine. Well, you know, a couple of guys working out there, and I hear this sound. It sounds like they're firing up like some big fan or something like, what is that noise? Like, what's that like? New tool alert? I've never heard this thing. Whatever this is, I don't know what it is. And it just keeps getting louder and
louder. What is this? This must be really like giant fan or something. And then I look up and you guys, it's the biggest swarm of birds. I get swarms probably not the right word, but flock. But it was like a swarm, you know when you see those like inside clouds. That's a swarm. It was the biggest cloud of birds you've ever seen.
And it's headed directly. I'm right in the path of them. They're flying right towards the house then, and I can hear them, you know, they're you know, maybe a quarter a mile away, and I'm just looking at this giant cloud of birds like, oh my, oh my god. And then I'm thinking in my head, like, oh no, they're going to crap all over the deck. And here comes this cloud of birds and I can hear them dropping things. I assume they're dropping in there.
It's hitting all the trees. Everything's rustling as this cloud of birds is coming from. I'm telling you, I've never seen a bigger group of birds before my entire life. And here goes right over the top of the house. And sure enough, those little mfors everywhere in there, and they were dropping little bits, so some of it, not all of it was pooped. Some of it was whatever they were eating, maybe grapes from like vineyards or something. They were dropping little pieces of stuff. I mean, I got
pelted. The entire house got pelted and this and it just went on and on and on. It didn't stop. It's like, where's the end of this swarm of birds because it didn't stop. It went on for like a quarter mile. It just kept going and you could feel the wind off of their wings. It was like you're getting like a big gust of wind came up. That's how big these birds were, creating their own weatherspow to go and like pick everything out of the fresh lady, Well, because I can't
walk across it, So what do you have to do? So you just let let the doodoo just drive up in there. I can't go get it. Am I going to go get it? It's up there, So I got to go look and see what it looks like today when I get out there, and then I'm gonna have to, like, you know, clean it off somehow it'll be stuck in there, and then to scrape it off. Will you bring us a picture please that I'm going to be doing some more coats over the top of that. Oh there's warm. I mean I
was playing. I was already planning on doing a few more coats, you know, because this is a waterproof seal and I want it like extra sealed up. But I'll be doing a couple of extra coats because of course there's birds. But you guys, there's flock of birds. I've never seen anything like it. It was massive. You bring a picture tomorrow of the aftermath. I'll see if I can catch it. If you can, if you can. So yesterday we did the name a Woman challenge on Graham and you
failed. Ladies are testing their boyfriends on TikTok and they're saying, name a woman, and if it's not them, they're like, oh, why am I not the first woman that comes to mind? Why is it Oprah named imaginary? Who the heck is Margaret? You have to explain telling me to name, like give a name to a woman. Why would I name the woman who is in need of a name? And I'm like, hey, Graham, she needs a name. Name her. I don't know. You say a lot of weird stuff. I don't know. We came out of
a song and you're like, name a woman. I thought maybe that's the name of the song we just played. I don't know. It wasn't paying that close to attend. I did it on my husband yesterday and I had to cut the audio down a lot because it was a lot of It was like five minutes of just questioning of what do you mean? Name? What? What? What does that mean? What do you mean? But I got it down to this, name a woman anyone, like pick somebody, random record, Like what do you mean first? Yeah, name a woman
anyone? It could be something you don't know. Just name a woman. Sonia. He said, Sonia, Okay, she sas. I just love it. Reaction, Okay, I would have wanted to ask a bunch of questions too, but it's radio. I had to just blurt out the first thing that came in my head, and for some reason, it was a woman named Margaret asked, my man gets a pass though sonya is his mom? Okay, yeah, okay, he gets at least it was his mom. You just named some random I just name because I thought it was naming
and I am giving them a name. Okay. Wow, are you offended that he named his mom over you? Though? No, because I was like, okay, like you didn't pass that, you didn't fail. Yeah, you know you get mama passed. I'll give him a B minus. Okay, Yeah, that test the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. So this guy from Indianapolis's name is Terry Kahan. He passed away in twenty twenty one, and he left behind like millions and millions of dollars right in
his will. But he didn't have any families, so he didn't leave it behind like any specific person. He instead said, like, donate it to charity. I think we're talking like thirty million dollars or something like that, Like it's a lot of money and all he said in his will was to donate it to charity, okay, And people didn't even know he had this much money because he was so like cheap. He didn't even own a cell phone because it was too expensive. It was he didn't want that type of
expense. And maybe that's why he's so rich. The waste of money. Anyways, So now the person who's like in charge of his will is having to just disperse this money to like various charities, and so he's calling them up and a lot of them are just like hanging up in his face because I think it's a scam because he's like, hey, how would you guys like millions of dollars and he's trying to like get rid of the money,
but a lot of them aren't like believing him. Dude, we should start a charity really, Yeah, so you're thinking, what, I'm thank you. Yeah, So then send them a lotter, Like we do a lot of great work over here at the Selena and Graham Foundation. Y Energy Drink kids and energy drinks and charts is our specialty. Will you donate us some money? They're like, then the ones hanging up in arn't ear. There's a lot of these stories that people that die with these fortunes, that people
had no idea that they had. You know, that they recruit over their life because they lived well well, well you know, I'm just glad they didn't leave it to his pet or something that I hate that. Yeah, there's cats and dogs out there that are living in mansions that have a full time staff right now. Maybe in another life. Okay, you guys, I have a question. I want to know if you guys have ever done this before. So, first of all, a target worker posted a skit
to social media showing one of his biggest pet peeves. So first its It starts with a woman checking out at their register. She looks up at the cashier and then she uses her hand to cover the checkout pad as she punches in her pin. So apparently retail workers hate seeing customers cover up their pin when they're like checking out. So I want to know if you guys have ever covered yours up when you are at any store, maybe at the gas station. Why does it bug them? Yeah? They just don't like it.
Like nobody there do you cover up your pin? I don't cover mine. I don't either. Take a good look, I would say maybe at the ATM or even maybe at the gas station. I don't even do that. I swear like gas stations have like a little sticker that says to cover up your pin. It does they do? But why if no one is there? But somebody knows? But somebody has to steal my card too, right, Yeah, that's worthless to them, right unless I have my card,
Unless I don't know. Hackers be hacking there. They've got something probably workaround for that. But my car. I think with technology nowadays, they might not even need your card. They just need your pin. And if they have a little camera and they can see the numbers in the back of your card, maybe so you do cover up I car it up only I would say at the at M because I get paranoid, and maybe at the
gas station. But also it kind I kind of cover it up just automatically because usually I have nails on, so I have to like use my knuckles to type in my pin, so it just happens naturally. I could see how that'd be annoying, though. If I'm working at Target and every person comes up and they're covering the pin, I'm like, what do you think I'm Do you think I'm gonna steal. I'm gonna like, I'm gonna rob you, or something like I'm trying to work. I mean eighteen dollars an
hour. That person has the easiest access to your card number. Then they see your pin. Next thing, you know, shopping at Target where they were actually like fast food. So stupid for them to do that where they work. Yeah, but they got a lot of great stuff there. They would love to say, I would love to do that there. I mean,
you should be at the at the ATM. You should be more worried about taking cash out and somebody robbing you're getting out rather than covering up your pill my account balance, they're going to rob you in two seconds later they laugh at you, overdrawn. You don't do this, grim, No, never, I don't either. I feel like a lot of the little keypads have almost like a little shoes on the sides, you know, like it's the sides of the thing are cupped just a little bit. That's enough.
When I went to the gas station yesterday, type in your thing. Yeah, I don't know. Do you ever get paranoid going to the gas station though, and wondering if where you're putting your card in is like one of those pay I do that. I do that too. Yeah, they say it's better always tap to pay. Yeah, that's better if you can. But the gas station ones. Yeah, there are a few gas stations where you're like, this thing does not look legitimate. Where am I going to
go? Like, I rather get skimmed than go inside. And I don't want to run out. I don't want to run out of gas either. We still use it to go inside. I know, that's so funny. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, So go to the jvshow dot com. A woman posted at TikTok showing how she wins every breakup with the use of AI. She says that she recently went through a breakup, but she saw that her now ex boyfriend had moved on, like he had a new woman in the picture. So she's like, okay, well, I
need to get with a program. I need a soft launch a new boyfriend, and I have to do it fast. So she uses it sad listen, go watch the TikTok she posted. Listen, she uses AI to like auto generate a boyfriend into every single one of her pictures, Like she'll be on the subway and then there's like a guy next her, like with his head on her shoulder. Or she'll be like working from home but there's like a dude's hand on her on her thigh. Or she'd be out to coffee
and there's a guy's leg in the background. It is genius. Desperate, sad, but still genius. Is this how easy it is to use photo shows? I mean, she, I think, is better than most of us. I wouldn't know how to do that. I mean she's like doing it like instantaneous. She's created a whole nother life in like thirty seconds and you see her like post holding story. Yeah, isn't that crazy? This is very impressive. It looks so real. Yeah it does. I want
her editing skills, but not for this. But you guys ever do this? No, I've been single for I don't hear. It's kind of the equivalent of, you know, you break up with somebody. I've never done this, but I know people you know have and then they'll send flowers to
themselves. You know what on valley? This is pretty good though, I mean, this would put yourself in the person the you know who's going to be viewing this put yourself in is shoes, and it would bug me if all was if I broke into someone and then suddenly like she's traveling with some other guy, They're like, clearly, like, I think it's just off in his new relationship anyways. So it's not like he's gonna be like, oh, I'm going back to her now, let me go, No,
send her a text me. Guys will always come back, okay in a new relationship. Yeah, but say the guy's not in a new relationships, say the guy just dumps she got dumped by a guy. Then you then you go and this, and then he's gonna be like, whoa, I just dumped her and look at all this, look at like a different guy every picture. I think you would be relatively effective. I mean, I think it is pretty creative. I think it's really cool. And everyone likes
to say, now, it wouldn't bother me. I broke up with there, it doesn't matter. I don't care about it would bother me. And then you have all your friends asking you, oh so that is. At the JB Show dot com, Graham, what do you have? All right? There was this woman. She says that she went to go do some laundryator apartment complex, and there was like some random guy sitting in there, and she threw stuff in the dryer and then you know, then she left.
Well, she came back to get her stuff out of the dryer. All her clothes were folded on top of the dryer, and his clothes were then in the this random guy, she didn't know who he was, and she thought it was strange because there were some other available machines open. Let's just say that's the only machine in there, and she took too long to come back. Would you, she said, she was so weirded out by
the fact that somebody had touched her clothes and folded her laundry. Would you be weirded out, extremely weirded out by the fact that somebody folded all your stuff and put it on top of the machine so they could use it.
Bit, Yeah, I don't touch my stuff. So we're just supposed to sit there and wait and wait and wait for hours while you occupy a machine where while you're off gallivanting around town, probably going to Starbucks, and nobody can you've jammed up the entire laundry room because your stuff's just sitting there. I mean, machine already does so if I knew that I was using the
only machine in there, I wouldn't be taken that long. Yeah, but let's say I did something happened and I wasn't able to come back right away. Don't touch my stuff because I wouldn't touch somebody else's stuff. See. Look, if I took a long time and they have to take my stuff out, sure take them out, but don't fold it. That's a nice service. That's too intimate. You know. The weird part about this is I only feel weird ab out if a guy takes my clothes out of there.
If it's like a mom or something like, I'm like, oh, hull sweet, what are I judging you by? Like they are? They are, and I feel like a mom. We just want to use the machine. I've been in this scenario before where you're like, I need to move my stuff to a dryer. There's no available dryer, and half of them aren't running because someone hasn't come back for their stuff yet. It's incredibly frustrating. Okay, but you took their stuff out, but did you start
folding it? I don't ever see. I wouldn't ever take somebody's stuff out, but I feel like that should be allowed, and then I think that's a nice service. If somebody folded your stuff, you'd be okay with somebody not only taking your stuff out, but then going through every single article of clothing in there and folding it for you. I would think that was a nice service. I hate folding laundry. Doing it, I can go straight. What are they hiding a razor blade in there? Who cares? You
saw my underwear? Who cares? I don't know you. I don't know what to feel like you pay them or something afterwards? I don't know. I just get take them somebody's hands. I don't know what they do. They're all over my stuff, and I don't know where you've been. I don't even know who you are. What if you are a creeper? What if you took some of my underwear because you're weird? That's true, And the next time you see them around the hall, you just be like,
hey, like OK, what to follow? Your underwear is accounted for and it's just folded better than it's hard to fold ladies underwear. If it's folded nicely, you fold your underwear, is it that big? Goes and over and then you fold that side down and then you bring the bottom part up and then you tuck both sides across, and then you give it a slight roll and then you jam it into the door. Yes, pipes, did
she just say what if he what if he sniffed it? Well, don't you only smell fresh laundry when it comes out of the dryer and it smells so FROs you sell your own underwear? No, but I want to know what. I want to know what kind of detergent you're using? If it just happened to be your underwear, too bad, that's where the dryer's sheet was. Curs too, sickos, hottest things, It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most
talked about stories happening today in the Bay. So the unthinkable happened with Bianca Sensory. Who the heck is that's Kanye's wife. In case you're wondering the Unfaina arms fell off. No, so she's been out with cotton. We've launched a rocket to the moon. No oh, no, better, she swam around the entire planet. No, no, she said it was the unthinkable. Well, there's more unthinkable things. Okay, So she's been out with Kanye West in Miami. Right, They've been at art basel and whatnot.
She's been walking around nearly naked with stuffed animals. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Well, there's video of her from Sunday. She's out with Kanye and I guess some friends. I don't know whose people are, but they're at this restaurant and one of the people they are with playfully gave her a little like lap dance. Have a situation, and Bianca, Kanye's wife, smiled in the presence of Kanye. To move over all those other things
I mentioned, this is way more unthinkable. Remember, there was reports that Kanye banned her from smiling, laughing, and talking. Yeah, don't tell me. She also talked that I don't know that baby steps, baby steps. Did you see teeth? Yes? Are you sure it wasn't like the lead up to a sneeze, you know, where people like, you know, like, yeah, maybe Kanye that kind well yeah, good point. It was a smile. Good point, It was a smile. Wow. Yeah, this is huge. Do you think he's gonna have to do you
think he later doubled down, Oh, he definitely reprimanded her. Yeah, no allowance for a week or something, right, So, what's gonna happen with Chickadee's kids. As you know, Mamma June's oldest daughter, Anna Cardwell aka Chickadee, she passed away over the weekend after being diagnosed with cancer earlier this year. She left behind two daughters, one's eleven, one is eight. Well, the oldest one, Caitlin, the eleven year old, she is going to be with Mama June. So Mama June now is custody of
her, the younger one, because they had different dads. Kylie, She's going to be going back to live with her dad, And apparently this was the plan that Anna put in place before she passed away. She just felt it was best for the kids this way. By the way, the family plans on having a memorial service this week. Anna also wanted fans to be able to attend, and she wanted it to be open casket so that way they'll get a chance to say goodbye to her and to have some type of
closure. So that's going to be at some point this week. After that, she'll be cremated and ashes are going to be divided up amongst the family. Her siblings and parents yeah, very very sad. Yes, Graham, what do you have in trend do? All right, So we talked to you yesterday a little bit about baseball phenom show Hey Otani signing that historically massive contract with the Dodgers. It was a ten year, seven hundred million dollar
deal, which is the largest fully guaranteed contract in pro sports history. If you're not familiar with show Hey, the reason he got so much is that he's an incredible two way player, one of, if not the best hitter, and he's also a really really good pitcher. That's pretty incredible. Well, when the deal was announced over the weekend, they said a lot of his money was going to be deferred and just basically paid to him later after
the years that the contract stipulates. Well, yesterday we learned some more details on that. It's pretty surprising, you guys, Showhy is going to defer all but twenty million dollars of that seven hundred million dollar contract, meaning he's going to earn just two million dollars a season for the next ten years. Why would you do then after that in the year twenty thirty four, that's ten years out from twenty thirty four to twenty forty three is when he's going
to make the rest of that six hundred and eighty million dollars. He wants to do that, and they say it was his idea so that the team has more money to sign and bring in more free agents and pay other good players around him. Basically, he's doing it because he wants to win. He wants to win a World Series. But you don't get any of your money for ten years where and if you look around the league of players that are making two million dollars or more, and it's a lot of them,
a lot of dudes that are really not that good. So you're gonna be paying down there with a bunch of the You're getting scrub money for the next ten years. Do you guys think you could do that? Guys, hold on to my six hundred and eighty million dollars. I'll just take two million dollars a year for the next ten years rest of all million. Yeah, two million is not even enough to live off of. Stop it, okay, any No, it's not. There's that And also tomorrow is not promised.
Enjoy your money now, you know what I mean? What if you're not even here ten years from now? I guess that's a good point. Tomorrow isn't promised. Baseball contracts are promised, so all that money does get paid out, regardless of if he gets hurt or whatever. But you're right, Selena, what you just have all this money that you may never even see. You know what, I'm going on Amazon right now, except I like or what what does Amazon have to do is spend my money? Oh,
Tomorrow's not promised? Oh good? All right, enjoy that thirty dollars gift. Yeah, I mean I respect what he's doing. You want to win now, he's a Dodger, so I automatically hate him. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, that's our game we're playing here on the JV show Wildney for nine. I'm Selena ram Jess, and I'm Cheety. So here's how it works. Every morning seven oh five, we give you a phrase with a bleeped outward and it's on you to guess what the bleeped
out word is. Now, if you're the first one to do so correctly, you win tickets to see the Harlem Globetrotters. All right, So here's the phrase, and then Graham will give you details on how you can leave your guesses. Are you guys ready, Yes? You know what's really been bothering me lately? What my has gotten so tight? That leeved out word? Okay, usually a bother? Okay, never mind, get out your whip out your heart radio app. Make sure you're streaming Wild ninety four nine
on there. There's a little red microphone button that's called the talkback. Just hit that button and records a message to us. So just leave us your name, your city, and then your guests, keep your minds out of the gun. This is your family show. You got to be the very first person to get it correct to win those globe trotter tickets. Right at a little refresher, here is today's phrase in case you missed it. You know what's really been bothering me lately? What my has gotten so tight?
Someone making tea over there? And now some of your guesses. My answer is pants, My pants got so tight? Hen they have, but not the correct guys are here. Hi, good morning, This is Athena from Gilroy. My guess is teeth. Your teeth have gotten so tighty teeth have a good day days. How does one steeth get test? Yeah, they start getting bunched up. They've been like that. This is Jennifer from the LeHo and I'm gonna guess next, how does the get Yeah? You can
get you? Ye? Have I been like that? I sleep? Good Morning JV Show. This is Elisa from Tracy. My guess is the missing word is back? Thank you have a great day. Damn you all right? It is not any of those, which means you still have a chance to win this. Leave your guests now on the talkback Mike. I'm on the Iheartrady Apple. Play more of them next the JV Show on Wild ninety nine. This is our game, what as you know? Every more?
Seven o five? You want to be right here for our phrase that has a bleeped out word, you gotta guess what that bleeped out word is. If you're the first person to do it correctly, you win four tickets to see the Harlem Globetrotters again. Today's phrase is you know what's really been bothering me lately? What my has gotten so tight? Graham's breed? You gotta breathe? Okay, play some guesses. You can always leave your guests on
the talk back Mike on the iHeartRadio app good morning. Yea from Santose is the bleeped out word budget that's a good one. That's a good one. That is no Good morning TV show. This is Mela Fromose. My guess is apartment apartments. No, not that. Hey guys. This is Graham from NAPA and my guess is Vidge. No, no, no, no, no, no, Good Morning JV show. My guest for the missing phrase is ponytail. Ponytail, that'll give you a headache. But no,
oh, it is not that Good Morning JV's show. This is John from Walnut Creek. So the bleep outward is brah bro dude, get some new bozoomers. But now it is not zebra. Good Morning JV Shows. Is Leanne from Campbell and I think it's her wedding ring that's gotten so tight. Are you sure that's what it was? Yes? Did she prove? Here? Here is the unbleeped phrase. You know what's really been bothering me lately? What my ring has gotten so tight? Fine? I believe you.
Oh my gosh. Okay to the shout outs, you guys, the shout outs got a shout out everybody that also got the correct answer this morning. You gotta be the first one, like Leanne from Campbell, if you want to win the game. Joe from Walnut Creek had the correct answer, so did Wand from Oakland. Our buddy Angie from Stockton also had the correct answer. Tiffany from Clayton, Paul from sam just go Alan from Gilroy, amongst a few of you others. Nice work people, but you got to be
quicker, You got to be faster if you want to win. Yep, So we'll do it again tomorrow morning, seven oh five. Yes we will. That sound. Oh and if you win, check your dang emails. Okay, he says he's been a couple winners who have not responded. Check your emails people, all right, g that's your big reminder, Yes, your emails, all right. So this guy's gone viral for this meal that
he cooked on an airplane. A note, wasn't at his seat or in the aisle or in the galley where you think you'd be cooking something on an airplane, because they sort of have a little kitchenette back there. He made this meal in the bathroom. Oh, was on a delta flight and he decided that he was going to cook up some shrimp. Actually he brought some
bag of frozen raw shrimp and some instant mashed potatoes. His heating mechanism, now, I didn't fully understand how he did this, but he used a six fold battery and he was, you know, sort of the his prep station was the baby changing station in the thought. It looked like he put put like the end of the battery whatever he connected to it into the water he had filled it up with. You know, he fell. Wouldn't you get like electrocuted doing that? Not on that low voltage of a battery though,
Oh I didn't know it was low because the water was boiling. He was cooking the shrimp in there. How is it boiling the water? Though? I'm so confused, So go see this video at the JV show dot com. I feel like he must have been in there for a long time to even have the water boiling. It took it a very long time for a tahat up and then to a boil. But from my understanding, that
would not electrocute you. I didn't know that you could heap that much water up using that, but I guess if you had a little did he have a little coil connected to I don't know, but how much would someone have to pay you eat something that's made and prepared in an airplane bathroom? Millions? Be realistic if someone opened a briefcase and there was fifty thousand dollars in there and all you got to do is eat some sink shrimp, some a delta flight. Just you do it, like you don't have to Yeah,
like how much are we talking? How much shrimp? Do you have to eat? All of them? I don't even like shrimp like that. I love shrimp, so you can even I don't even like shrimp like that. You mean the ones prepared in an airport back seat. Yeah, I don't like shrimp like that either, like shrimps or coconut shrimp I love, or shrimp cocktail. Okay, you don't like regular like fried trimp. This is disgusting. Well, if it's coconut fried and he's preparing it with his hands
and stuff, Oh yeah, he didn't know. He wasn't wearing glasses. He's like mushing the massed potatoes up in his ears. It's all gushing through. He said he forgot a plate to put it on, so he had his servant in one of the barf bags. Then you get in the back of your seat. Ll do it for twenty k there's no on there. I'll do it for a thousand. You're sick of a thousand bucks. One thousand bucks is a tank of gads, that's all it is. That's a
good point, all right. Inflation fifteen hundred, I'll do it for fifteen hundred. Your hospital bill is going to be more than that. No, you'll be fine. He boiled the water. You guys, come on, that's nice fairly all right. So that is at the jvshow dot Com The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. We are about to play the JV Show yep, nope game. That's our really fun trivia game that you even if you're not on the air with us, you can still play along in
your car and have some fun that way. Before we get to that, a couple of shoutouts Graham, Yeah, moms and my dms. Moms and my dms. He says, Hey, Graham, can you please send our eldest so on Jordan a birthday shout out. He's turning twelve on twelve twelve. He's been a longtime listener since even way back when Crystal was on the show. We podcast daily, so it doesn't matter what time of the morning air is. His favorite part of the show is the Yup Nope game and
what the bleep love that? Happy Happy birthday. Jordan continued to be a great big Koya as she says that's big brother to Jayden. We love you, Love mom and dad. That's from Donna. Big birthday. Also another birthday shot here for Reuben j Mom Andrea dmned me on Instagram and said that she sent it to you, Graham, but forgot to mention the date. So it's today, twelve twelve. Happy birthday to Ruben. J Well far good question, I mean good, yeah, good questions lash Point all right,
Sophia, good morning. How are you? I am fantastic, Thanks for asking. Do me a favorite? Can you turn your radio all the way down because we are live on the air and we got an echo going on in the background. Yes, all right, thank you very much. Right, so you were on to play the JV show. You have Nope game today you're playing for two tickets to our world Doney four nine comedy Jim, all right, Sophia, really easy. We're gonna ask you four trivia
questions. If you get just three correct you're allowed to miss one, Get three correct and you win it all Okay, okay, all right. Here's question number one. Why is the two letter of brevi ation for what state? W Y? Yeah? It was an easy one, not easy, easy, all right? Question number two? What type of mammals have a pouch for carrying their young? Kangaroo? Oh? I mean yes, what type of what? What kind of mammal are they? Like? What's it
called? She said kangaroo and that was okay, marsupials. Marsupials is the word we're looking for. They all have a pouch. I guess. Confused. Okay, you know, but you're still in the game. So here's question number three. Aubrey Graham is a Canadian born rapper super corny, and he's also singer. By the corny part was my opinion, that performs under what stage name? Three gram? I love the last name, great, last name, first name Sophia. You know this? Turtle neck and gold
chains? Right? How did you know? Well done? Wow? Stayed alive? Stayed alive? All right? Question number four? What you said turtlenegs? He was like Drake? All right? Question question number four. The Pistons are an NBA team that plays their home games in what city? I have Detroit? Ye, the short Pistons. You won the game. Congratulations, You're gonna be going do our wild before name comedy Jim Sweet. All right, Sophia, I'll be honest. You had me worry there.
I didn't think you're gonna be able to do it struggle, but she did it all right? Good job, Sophia. Congratulations. I'm gonna put you on hold Chet. You will pick up in the next room. So hang on. The Hottest It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today. Can you imagine being the person responsible for throwing Taylor Swift's birthday party rather stressful? Yeah? Think you break up with her? Right? Yeah? Too
much pressure? So what is Travis Kelsey gonna do? Taylor's birthday is tomorrow, She's turning thirty four, and the pressure is definitely on, not only from her all her fans, like what are you gonna do for her? Travis? She is the queen. She deserves nothing but the best. You gotta buy her a dolphin. I don't know what could you give for the person that has everything. I don't think dolphin. Supposedly, Obvis is planning on pulling out all the stops for Tay. You know, that's what he
calls her. As Sora said, he's looking to host the best party possible on that money is no object when it comes to Taylor Swift. He wants to in buy all of her closest friends to this birthday bash that he's gonna be throwing in New York City rather than Kansas City. It's unclear what kind of party it's gonna be, at least we don't have those details yet, but a source says that he does have something special planned and supposedly she's gonna
love it, but we'll see. I know what it is. What it it's it's a helicopter with a shark tank in it, so like when you're in your helicopter, you can watch your shark swimming around. Ah. How they get to the party, They just jump off. Yeah, it's a party. It's a helicopter. It lands there at the party. The gift is the helicopter with the shark tank in it, You dummies, Oh God, not a good gift. She doesn't want a helicopter. She has a private jet. Yeah, not with a shark tank in it, but she
could if she wanted to. She clearly doesn't want that. Okay, they have it. Here's what he's going to do. I know what it is. He's going to get her a gold plated Chiefs jersey, like you know, casting gold. Yeah, and it's gonna have her last name on it. And it's going to say have the number one hundred on it. And that's because thirteen is her number and eighty seven is his and we all know that adds up to one hundred, one hundred. And it's gonna be made
out of solid gold. That's good. Can you imagine if you actually did that, we'd be like, oh my god, you are so narcissistic. Maybe a sign, Okay, that's probably too expensive. Maybe just a sign of his own jersey. Maybe, Bro, I can see him doing that. Taylor, thanks so stupid. Thanks for the support. I really want to see what he's going to do because it better be good. I think it will. So nobody wants to host the Golden Globes. Yesterday we talked
about nominations being announced. If you missed it, all you need to know is Barbie and Oppenheimer by the way I love how. A lot of the reaction was, oh my god, I forgot the Golden Globes even existed. That was my reaction. Why are we still doing award shows? I don't know. Celebrities don't even want to host these anymore. They don't want to go to them. No, so want to give a speech at them. The twenty twenty four Golden Globes, they're coming up on January seventh, so
we're less than a month out. They're going to be on CBS. Chris Rock has been offered the hosting gig. He said no. Ali Wong was approached, she said no. Will Arnett said no. Sean Hayes said no. Jason Bateman said no. Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have not yet been approached, but they've co hosted in the past and said a sour says they
would never do it again. Ye, so they're they're basically gonna say no. Well, there's no payday attached to these hosting gigs generally, right, I mean no, if it is not much of one, it's like, you know, teeny tiny little crumbs of money if anything. And they know that nobody's going to watch the viewership. You put in a lot of work, it's a lot of pressure hosting one of those shows, and then why waste your time? Nobody watches it. I mean it's got to be somebody
who wants, like anything, like Jelly Clarkson will do it. She just got back to us. Mark she'll do it. Megan Markle would do it. That's are you offended if you're like the eighth or ninth or fortieth person they've asked, yeah, and you find out that everybody else has shot it down. I mean, once you find out that six or seven or eight people have already turned it down, you have to say no, even if you wanted to do it right. I think after three, oh, desperate
that number three, I'd be offended. Yeah, you know too, like maybe maybe one or two. The first couple of people had like obligations, you know, scheduling conflicts and stuff. After number three, like, it's just people turning it down, right, and you're not even that means you didn't even make their initial list of people that they they were targeting for. They're like, oh, everyone said, no, who should we get Let's
google some stuff. Oh, it comes down to how much you need it for your career, because if you're really struggling, I feel like I take it. Okay, Selena and I will do it. We will Yeah, we'll do it. Okay, we'll host if they want us to. We do need a gig, we do, Graham, do you want to squeeze something in? Yeah, this is some good news, you guys. For the third straight year, the forty nine ers are going to the playoffs. I mean, I think we already knew they were going to make it this
year. They're ten and three, they're in first place in the entire NFC. But it took a loss by Green Bay last night to some team called the New York Giants. I've never heard of this team. They're terrible, they're trash. They're just his favorite team for some reason. They somehow beat the Packers last night, and that officially cemented a spot for the forty nine Ers. They were the first team in the entire league to cement their playoff
spot. So that's good news for the Niners. But that doesn't mean nothing. We want that number one seed. We want that number one seed. Let's go Niners. They're taking on the Cardinals this weekend. They should stomp the the JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine. We were just talking about Taylor's OF's birthday, which is tomorrow. She's turning thirty four. What is Travis Kelsey gonna do? Whatever it is, it better be good otherwise he's going to feel the wrath of all of the Swifties. Yeah, do
you have a talk back, Graham? You got it all wrong. He's going to get Taylor Swift a vacuum for her birthday. Dude, Now, that would be a good gift. I was mentioning all these very extravagant things he should do, but that, I mean, that's the gift that keeps on giving. You have to use it all year long. That's cause Graham would get his wife. And she's very happy with the new one that I got her from Costco. I heard her the other day just raving to somebody
about it. No, you did not true. God, Well, Taylor's got enough man someone to vacuum for her, right, She's not going to use no dang vacuum. It's probably true. All right. So let's talk about holiday travel. According to Triple A, it's going to be one of the busiest seasons. Yes, they say that every year. Stop it outside, maybe the pandemic gear every other year. The articles say this is going
to be the busiest traveler always whatever. How they get these numbers, They say that one hundred and fifteen point two million travelers overall will travel fifty miles or more from home between December twenty third, so Monday January first, one hundred and fifteen million plus people. You want to know why it's on the rudest travel year every year, because the global population goes up every year. There's more people, so there will be more people traveling than the year before.
That's a good point, that might be. You might be right. It says Saturday December twenty third and Thursday December twenty eighth will be the most congested days on the road as far as flights go. It's going to be the busiest holiday flight season. Yeah, of course it is. Of course it is with seven point five million air travelers. They say that beats twenty
nineteen's record of seven point three million. So if their numbers are correct, these are just projections, yes, projections, but it's going to be a busy one, going to be a busy travel season. Thanksgiving was the busiest travel Thanksgiving ever, own record. The next year will be the busiest, busier and busier on record. All Right, Graham, what happened with Steve Kirk? All Right, I'm loving this beef, you guys, I am
loving this beef. So back on November twenty second, the Warriors were playing in Phoenix. Again it's the Sons. They lost that game, one three one fifteen. After the game, Kerr was being interviewed by reporters and he kind of went off on a little bit of a tangent and was mentioning how loud. He's like, I can't hear anything in this arena. It's the whole game. They're just thumping techno club music. Can we just have a
basketball game anymore? What the hell? He said? Well, the Sons in house DJ got ahold of that little audio clip and then he has been remixing that into songs and then playing it at the arena to troll Steve Kerr. Here's a little clip of that. In this building, you can't hear anything because it's like a club. It's like a it's like a South Beach club. It's just is thumping techno club music, thumping, dumping techno club music, dumping, techno club music, dumpy dumpy techno clubs. That is
I love good. It's getting so good now. Kerr has responded, as this has been played several times. My god in house, there's Phoenix. He says he loves this whole thing. He thinks it's hilarious. He said, we're in the entertainment business and stuff like this is great. He said, I may have to respond with something of my own. We'll see what that is. So no word on if Kerr is coming back with his own.
I think he's got to do a dis truck. I did to hear that song in every club something in this building, you can't hear anything because it's like a club. It's like a it's like a South Beach club. It's just thumping, dumping techno club music. Thump dumping techno club music, dumping techno club music, thumping techno music. Dude, it goes to you. Do you think you would have a good sense of humor about it. I think it'd be a little bit hurt. No, I kind of love.
Would you know that they're playing this at their games and everyone is just laughing at me. I love it. It's so good. You have to be honored. Anytime I've had a really bad stutter or something. Here on the show, we've had a DJ DJ Gotti, shout out to DJ Gotty, he's our resident remix DJ listener. Yeah, and here's he been. By the way, he hasn't dropped the track in a while. I need to give him some material to turn into a song. And I love those,
they're so funny. I need to find one of those. Yeah, we got to get into do a remix of Burnt my leg Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, I'm gonna send that over to him and see what he can do with this clip. I would be so upset if I burned my legs. Burnt my Legs, maybe it'll be the next hit Rumpy the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. So we're just talking about the Sun's DJ making a remix of one of Steve Kerr's rants. He said in a postgame interview that the arena was so loud it sounded like a techno club
in there. The music was just thumping. So here is the remix of his little brand. In this building, you can't hear anything because it's like a club. It's like a it's like a South Beach Club. It's just it's thumping techno club music. Thumping techno club music, dumping techno club music, dump babechno music, thumb be and we so we used to have like justin Cheeddy, you guys are needed the show. You don't know this. We used to have like a local DJ, DJ Gotti, who make JV
Show remixes for us. Now you oh ge JV Show listeners will remember the time that he made a remix of one of Graham's worst stutters. Even a seasoned linguist like myself, it's stuck in a stutter every now and again, and this was ad that was a bad one. So here's the stutter. Yeah, three four days. I mean after that, then I'm just gonna be laying there stressed out about all the emails that I'm going to get on the neck. That that next. Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god. That t J God he takes that clip. It's et guy here. That that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. That is legendary. Just mad my whole day right there. Hang on, that's a classic. Yeah. Oh my god, Oh my god, he needs to make more legendary. All right, I'm going to send him some Jess. I needed that. Laugh. Yes, I pleaded to choose
from moving on. So, my dad revealed that his influencer daughter, she's fifteen years old. She's gained quite a bit of a following on social media, so she's being approached by brands. She's making a lot of money on there, and he's asking if he's in the wrong for wanting to limit access to her money until she's eighteen years old. So I'm curious to know what you guys would do. How old is she? She's fifteen, Okay, so three more years and she's eighteen, she'd have access to the money.
But for now, he's like, you know what, she's making a little too much and I kind of want to put a limit to that. So would you do that if your kids one in the situation? A hundred percent. I think it's little different when they're working a little part time job, you know, at the ride a down the street or whatever, and there's checks on like a couple hundred dollars because they they'll use that for like food or whatever. But if you are talking like thousands, you don't have to
do with that type of money at fifteen. I'm just gonna save it for you. Pay a little commission to mom. Obviously you take twenty five percent. You've got phone fees and processing fees, and of your agent. I'm letting you live at my house. Searcharge there, refrigerator search charges. Well, what if and then the rest you can have on your eighteenth birthday or we will have access to it. What if they were like, I'm making so much money that I can move out if you don't. If you don't
give me access to the money, I'm moving home. No, you're not, because you're fifteen years old, and that's you're just not. That's a tough one. I mean, it's it would be a tough spot to be. And like you said, Selena, when they start making more money than you do basically and you're like, how do I control this? Because you don't want You want them to to spend that money wisely and not blow at all on a lambeau trying to go viral again for their next video or whatever.
You know, it's like you want them to set themselves up for success in the future. But also they have a good point. Hey I made this money. Yeah, but I mean it's not like you're keeping all of it from them. You give them like a little bit kind of like an allowance was fifteen bucks a week more of that. But I mean, I would hope that most teens would understand. You know, it's also it's they're
doing it in your best interests. It's almost like a savings It's tough because that teen era, that's the era where you want to rebel against your parents. And then if you're making this much money, you have the fame, you're like in this cloud nine, you kind of just want to go for it and you know, move out to LA and continue your influencer career, which is crazy. A lot of that teen's that young, even younger than fifteen. We have kids who are making more money, Graham, than you
and I will ever see in our lifetime. Oh, I'm fully aware. I have I have, I have the Internet, and I hate it. Some day. I feel like someday there will be a big reset on Earth and you'll have to have actual skills again, not that being an influencers not an actual skills is differentis just different kind of work. But I'm only mad
because I'm not the making the money and going viral. If I was, if I was, you know, one of the ones making, like being this huge influencer, then I'd be very happy that this is the way our world is. But I'm not mad. Anybody could do it. Yeah, I'm just mad when it's somebody younger than me. Yeah, you know, that's that's the only thing that makes me mad. Yeah, And I'm like,
wow, I spent this many years in college for nothing. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Happy Tuesday, Thanks for hanging out with us. Before we get to the coffee shop sign, you have something I do if you if you've ever drank a White Claw and thought, man, these are good if only it didn't have that pesky alcohol in it. I got. I don't think most people are drinking White Claws have thought that.
But you never know, White Claw is going to answer that call, because they're going to make now a zero percent alcohol seltzer so alcohol free white Caser coming in four flavors black cherry, cranberry, mango, passion fruit, and peach orange blossom. Nobody asked for that, No usually drinks get alcohol in them and become it. It's like if, yeah, if you don't want a white claw because it has alcohol, then like, don't drink a white
claw. Well that's kind of my thought. I guess there is some need for like, hey, this tastes really good, you know, whatever it may be, and you want a non alcoholic version of it. Now, some people love the taste of beer Jess for example, and then you go, well, I'm not gonna drink anymore, so I'll have a non alcoholic beer. And they've made that option to fulfill that market. It's very small market, but you know it's out there now, white Claw, that Seltzer,
well flavored seltzer waters. Have we already cornered that retire market? Like isn't that there's like ten million different options out there? Yes, there's no one like you know what, my favorite flavor is White Claws that alcohol and then I could enjoy my white clause all day. Here's what gets me, because with non alcoholic beer, you still have to be twenty one to purchase it. That I've never understood. So with a non alcoholic white claw,
yeah, do you still do? I have to be twenty one? Do I have to show my id iming, not that I would ever buy that issue, probably would. Why I don't, I've never understood that. Now they're basing their logic again on they think the demand is in this. They say eighty percent of millennials and gen zers are interested in exploring a quote sober curious or damp lifestyle or any of you guys sober curious or damp damn but like a little moist. A lot of people don't like that word crem I'm
interested in living. I run this and I'm interested in living a moist lifestyle. Very a damp one. No, I feel like I have seen a lot of videos on TikTok of people moving over to the mocktail side of things. It's hard to get drunk off those. Yeah, that's my biggest Mocktails are delicious, Like I can't catch a buzz. That's weird. But you know, I respect it. I guess I like your body. Your choice.
Alcohol is bad for you. Let's put it that way. We know that it's not good for your body, and I understand people taking their health more serious. My wife said to me last night, she said, I think I'm going to dial back I think I'm gonna say she's sober. Curious you guys say that like twice a year. Yeah, we do, but we've also had a lot of people around us that have that have done just that, and like they're not them gone totally sober. But like my brother
and his wife we got together with the holidays. Like, no, we surely don't trink that muchnymore every now and again, we only have a couple of minutes. So what is with this coffee shop sign? Okay? A woman was really upset after paying eight dollars for her coffee. She sits down, she's ready to put in some work, opens her laptop, then sees a sign that says, actually, please keep this table laptop free. We support community interaction. Thank you. Oh I would leave me too, Like
what is happening? Coffee shops are meant to like go and for a lot of people work somewhere whatever socialized Ye are you ever returning to this coffee shop if you see this? No? Sure grammar? So weird? Do you like sitting in a coffee shop where the person next to you is on a zoom call and their laptop lit. I don't. The report says, for down about twenty five percent this quarter, and you could you're on mute, by the way, could you unmute because I can't hear you? And I
like, it's obnoptionous. Not every work on laptop requires like, yeah, a video conference sometimes in today's way, you're doing research. Yeah, people are settying for exams, and if there is a video conference, I want to hear what they're saying. The work drama, Oh never, I don't work. Do you like work? You like work meetings? I'll sign you up for some more. Sign up for maybe a JV show representative at all
of our Yes, let bosses know you like more meetings. No, the coffee table conversations that you hear sometimes are like, oh, this is some juicy stuff. I'd rather hear my own conversation that I'm having at the coffee shop. Generally, what have you show up alone? But I understand there are people that are working silently. I have no issue with those people. But the people that are taking work calls and working loudly because it's like, uh, do you not can you go to your living room and do this?
Please? Well? Yeah, if I'm paying eight dollars for a coffee, like don't tell me not to open my laptop. Yeah, I didn't feel like I'm trying to force human interaction on us. Yeah, that pesky human reaction part of the society is the worst. After COVID, Yeah, and pre coffee. Maybe after coffee, I'm maybe a little more open to it, but I'm still waiting for that coffee. I don't want to talk
to you. Got it? Got it, hodest Pa. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. Trending is brought to you by the Harlem Globetrotters them at Chase Center in San Francisco one January thirteenth. Tickets on so now, ticketmaster dot com. So Kanye was sampled the Backsheet Boys, And this makes me mad because I don't want to like Kanye, and I don't want to like anything he does, but I think this
is really good. And when it comes to music, Kanye is kind of good at it, you know, and that really makes me upset because I want to hate everything that he does. But you know, he's been holed up, you know this, like this entire year making music with Ti Dollison, and I guess it is done because he's been previewing it all over the place. So first he posted this teaser online over the weekend, and then
he previewed it. He was in Miami right with his wife. He was in Miami with his wife and they went to this I don't know this like restaurant. I don't know what it was, but he previewed some new music for the people that were there. This was one of the songs, and that is Kanye West singing, What do you guys think of this? How was him legendary genius the most grammy music that's ever been bestowed upon us? I can tell you don't mean that legendary genius status? What are you?
Honestly, I don't know. I mean, do you just not care? It's just like what I don't know, Like should we be blown away by a Backstreet Boy sample? The Backstreep Boys song is iconic? Yeah, I know, and that's why it's major nostalgia alert. Sorry, nostalgia alert. That's what it is on our emotions, of course, But should an artist be given credit when they sample like one of the biggest songs ever? I don't know. I gotta hear more of it. Yeah, yeah, very
very true. So well we shall wait then, So Todd chrisly has then his first interview from in prison, and it sounds awful. Remember he is currently serving time in Pensacola, Florida, serving his ten year sentence for tax evasion, and we always joked about how nice of a prison it probably is. He's probably in there having movie nights and pillow fights and playing pickleball.
Well, he did an interview over the phone with Chris Cuomo where he said, people think that he's in there getting preferential treatment, and it is actually the opposite. The guards, the warden, they're treating him worse than everyone else because he's famous, because they want to quote humble him. So he has like slow Wi Fi and the mini fridge in his cell like just a little bit above temperature. No, he says that, like they limit how much food he can buy and that's the only food he gets. Well,
we'll get to food in a second. But they like make him go outside and I don't know, ride things not like that. Oh, no, go through all these like awful things. He has to sit in the back of his yoga class. Does he get personal one on one, Let's play some of the audio from his phone interview with Chris Komo. He says, first, somebody each in there tried to blackmail his family for starters. It was a photographed taken And meanwhile, I would have late that my daughter on
asking for twenty six hundred dollars a fine for my protection. Wow, to protect him. I don't know what kind of prison this is. I thought it was like one of those at least four star prisons. Yeah, I mean, if you're needing protection in there, maybe it's a little more hardcore than we thought. Well, we don't know what the protection is from, but yeah, yeah. Todd was also asked about the food because his own daughter said that she went to go visit him and like the food was just
not it was it was nasty. What about the food, Todd? That's when he filed The food is literally I'm not exaggerating. The food is dated. It's out of date by at minimum a year. And they are literally startingly in today. Here you've got rent, You've got spirrels in the in the storage of where the food is. They just covered it up with plastic and tore the ceiling out because of all the black and can't dropped down on
the top of the thing. Sucks. Oh man, you me and our criminals aren't being treated with the utmost characters, the best meals and service. I believe, I know, Oh Graham, we got to make time for your stories, all right. Well, we've seen a bunch of online word related or if the SOURUS sites put up their word of the year, Well dictionary dot com has released theirs. Okay, I think so far we've had
authentic and maybe riz a couple of the words we've heard so far. Well, dictionary dot com says their word of the year for twenty twenty three is hallucinate. I think most of us would assume that's because maybe the recent proliferation of psychedelics are being used to help patients with certain mental health problems where people
just seem to there's a rise in people using them recreational on microdosing. But it is not that Apparently it is all to do with a I. They say artificial intelligence programs, when they give out an inaccurate or outlandish output, they call that a hallucination. So they're saying this, this is their technique, This is true and factional factual. They call that a hallucinization, so I can't talk. Oh my god, I mean DJ gotty to remix that
one. So hallucination hallucinate is the word of the year. It's all about AI, all right, cool Bay Area event Alert. Get out your roller skates, Lena, dust them. Mom. You don't know, I mean neither, but you need something because the Panther Prowl Skate Night is a weekly event. The next one is this Thursday night in Oakland. It runs six to nine o'clock at Panther Skate Plaza. I guess that's on the basketball courts at the historic Defreminy Defremery Park. Are you familiar? It's in West Oakland,
so I've never been to that part. I'm not. Well, it's a really yeah, it's really cool event. They got a DJ that plays they say family friendly mix, R and B funk soul music. Everybody gets out there, out there and skates. They say you can be a beginner, all skill levels welcome. Though people that I know, I don't know how to skate, there will be people out there. There's a lot of
experienced skaters that will help you along. I said, it's a lot of fun against six to nine pm. The address of that park sixteen fifty one Adeline Street in Oakland. Very cool, but Thursday night, get this roller skates out, get your skate off. Thank you for the infogram The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine